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Thursday, June 7th, 2001

Adult Video News Denies Links To Organized Crime

Sorry, it's a slow news day and I couldn't resist.

Luke's Compton To Porn Valley Tour Sells Out

Rumor has it that James DiGiorgio has a problem with his epic movie Succubus, and that's why it's taken him nine weeks to edit it and he still hasn't delivered it to VCA.

The grandmother of pop singer Christina Aguilerra says, "Christina thinks she's doing something clever. But anyone can strip."

XXX writes: I heard that Lana Woods, a European blonde who did stuff for Private, was born a guy and did a sex change operation.

John Douglas from Talkingblue.com: Hiya Luke! How did your tour go today? Would have like to have been there but couldn't get away from work. Oh, and how the heck are you? Last time we "spoke" you were still down with CFS pretty bad.
Luzdedos1: tour went well buddy, one tv crew from UNCOVERED, next one june 25th, book now
John Douglas: Haven't been that active with the porn scene lately. Been spending more time being domesticated.
John Douglas: Leading the boring old life that you want to live.... White picket fences and all that stuff....
Luzdedos1: good man, have you found God yet?
John Douglas: Nah, we don't get God out in Canyon Country/Santa Clarita area. We are lucky to be getting cable out there.
John Douglas: And as long as I know you, I have my God connection. It's all about networking, man.
John Douglas: And as long as I am two degrees of separation from the Holiest of Holies, then I am safe.
John Douglas: BTW, I was reminded by Ev this last weekend that the annual trip to the Hollywood Bowl for the John Williams concert is coming up in about a month and that I should get a hold of you and see if you would like to join us again.
John Douglas: Glad to hear it. So what else is new with you? The site going okay? Seems like you have a billboard service going on there.
John Douglas: I can't usually read your site at work because of all the nudity there these days.
John Douglas: You hear about the problems we had with our site a month or so back?
John Douglas: Well we ran some fake stories for April Fools Day and one of them was about us being hacked and locked out of our own site. A few days later, it kind of came true.
John Douglas: Our servers moved from Vegas to LA and it took nearly a month to get back into the site to fix things. We still aren't at a 100% yet.
Luzdedos1: Yes, i've noticed an uproar about it
John Douglas: An uproar? Are you being a smart ass?

Luke Feels A New Sense Of Power

I've just realized that I've learned something powerful from my new shul - the power of being self contained. When you just sit there and don't say anything, and don't give anything away, it is tremendously powerful... People don't know how to read you, they can't misinterpret you because you've said nothing...

I started davening again at shul last July, in the midst of a turbulent relationship and my emotions were just slopping over... From my successful disciplined self contained peers at shul, I've learned the tremendous power of keeping things to myself... I kvell over this with my therapist. I feel more powerful, I am much less vulnerable... I just hold stuff in generally when I am in situations where I feel vulnerable... The person who loves the least in a relationship controls the relationship.

I learned a great deal about love and relationships from my hero - Anthony Robbins who just ran off with another man's wife.

Yankel writes Luke: Controlling love in a relationship? Power in love? I don't recognize what you are talking about. I think you've read way too much Camille Paglia and not enough Torah. I can only speak from my experience. My wife and I love each other with passion and devotion. There are no scales of power. I feel sorry for those who are weighing and wondering who has control of the relationship. That's not love, it's tragedy or a prescription for infamy.

Lynne: Yankel is right -- if a relationship has control issues, it's in trouble. If you were normal, I wouldn't put up with your behavior for an instant.

Montana Gunn Entertains Chloe Vevrier

Montana Gunn entertained model Chloe Vevrier (Andrea Irena Fischer) until 3am. Chloe wanted to go through an American drive-thru restaurant and a shopping mall as they don't have things like that in Germany.

Scythe writes on alt.fan.chloe-vevrier: DAMN! that's expensive...starting at $10,000 for a date !! (For that I damn sure better be getting up close and personal with her) And $5,000 per Year Membership rate! Geeees , man I guess us working guys are just outta luck !! "They say money can't buy Love,...But it sure as Hell can rent it for the night ."

ZaranaX writes on alt.fan.chloe-vevrier: An esort service is merely a pre-arranged date. I seriousy doubt any girls engage in any sexual activities. You gotta realize these ladies are merely playing a role. Modeling is just like acting. From what I've read about Chloe, she is well off, and isn't some hollywood slut type. But i'm sure her, and many others bechome a "character", when they model, or do films. Much like Pro- Wrestling, if you will. I'm sure all you'd get out of this escort service would be some dinner conversation, and the company of a gorgeous woman.

EarlMiller.com

NetSavy writes Luke: "Check this one out. Take a look at www.earlmiller.com and www.maximmag.com. Notice anything? After all these years of establishing himself as a leading Penthouse photographer now it's come to this. Look what people will do to make a quick buck. Doesn't Darren Roberts over at AVN own or manage Earl's site for them? I wonder if Earl even knows that his site has been ripped off directly?"

Luke says: At one time, AVN had a special relationships with EarlMiller.com but the two parties have gone their separate ways. Neither Darren Roberts nor AVN, they say, own or manager EarlMiller.com. The resemblance though, between EarlMiller.com and Maximmag.com are striking.

The Prodigy and the Playmate

Mark Yagalla denies having anything to do with Ben Wallace's article in the June issue of Philadelphia magazine detailing the investment whizkid's affairs with Playboy Playmates. Wallace won't discuss his sources.

I hear that the escort review site BigDoggie.net will become a pay site.

Musical Talent Runs In Kendra Jade's Genes

Hello, Luke long time no talk. My name is Donnie, Kendra Jade's long lost uncle. I used to work for CREAM. I was wondering if it would be possible to post something on your site!!! My band EVILUTION will be playing at the world famous Whiskey A Go Go June 17th at 7.00 tickets are $15. Immediatley following the show there will be a party at the RAINBOW (next to the ROXY)!!! and, all PORN STARS are welcome to the show and party!!! For ticket info contact us @ EVILUTION@ANGELFIRE.COM or visit our site @ www.geocities.com/daemon_78

Kym Wilde Is Not Dead

Kym Wilde writes on RAME: Just to let you know that I am still around...no suicide attempt on my end! I just took a year off to re-group, and will soon release my new line of videos in July, 2001. Currently, I am also involved with HogTied.com and f---ingmachines.com. And no, I never did make that second video with Inari!

Porn Analysis

XXX writes: I talked to Forrester who said it's not that they don't stand any longer by the study, because they can't prove Mark Hardie was wrong at all. They realized they had no way to checking out the numbers, that few customers were interested anyway and they just stopped trying to estimate the size of the industry. They focus on the behaviors or porn net users. But the analyst there said the porn topic was very very interesting, they just don't see any business interest in pursuing it. Susannah Breslin just wrote a piece on porn and the LAPD for Salon, and it should be up this week.

Where To Meet Porn Stars

Leon writes on BigDoggie.net: Yes, there is an INCREDIBLY popular hangout where you are extremely likely to see adult stars, so much so that I've even heard strangers casually joking about how often there seem to be adult stars there. It's a rather famous coffee chain near La Brea and Sunset. It's always rather bustling there, of course, not just with pornstars, but for some reason the ratio does seem to be high there.

Plastic Surgeon Dr. Garth Fisher - Hero Or Heel?

LT writes: Luke, Your porn tour should check in with just about any of the starlets (or Flashman) and find out who is going to get cosmetic surgery. Perhaps you could follow them along and get a special insight into the industry. Or just stop off at Dr. Garth Fisher's office and see who is in the waiting room. Your group is bound to catch a porn starlet or Playboy Playmate...maybe Dr. Fisher can show you the larger than requested implants he plans on installing once she's under anethesia. And he can show your tour group his stockpile of banned silicone gel implants and give you his explanation of why he still uses them and why the FDA is wrong. You might have to cut him short on this otherwise you won't have time to make the rest of your stops and the blonde on the table expecting a C cup will wake up before he gets the DDD implants installed.

For balance, the porn tour should check in with one of the porn starlets disfigured by needless cosmetic surgery done by quacks "suggested" by the same agents, directors and producers. Go to Mark Carriere's place. Better yet if you could follow the aspiring porn starlet from day one to the agents, directors and producers and hear them get told "You need a boob job honey" or "Man, you're really flat and kind of fat, and your nose is too big" or the many other such wonderful verbal beating down.

Maybe you could offer a "follow up" tour. Go into the bathroom on a porn set so you can follow the drug trail. See who with powerful connections is allowed to hang around the set and "medicate" the talent. My gosh!...in this case it's a well known director who is the "connection". He truly is the main man.

Jenna Jameson writes: Obviously, LT knows absolutely nothing that he is talking about. Maybe you should do a little bit of research before he opens that slanderous yap. Anyone who knows Dr Fisher or has seen his work knows that he is overly conservative in any surgeries that he performs. He is probably the most realistic and upfront Dr in the biz. He takes time an carefully goes over the practical outcomes of any and all procedures and stays away from anything that he feels will over exagerate any aspect of the human body. He doesn't take work that he doesn't feel comfortable performing on a person. Silicone implants may only be used on someone who has had previous implants in their body...do some research before you talk your s---.

Gregory Bowman writes: Luke, I wholeheartedly agree with Jenna Jameson's description of Dr. Garth Fisher. He was kind, patient and sincere, explaining the entire procedure and I am very happy with my new set of breasts. Now I really am not in the need of female companionship since I just stay at home all day long and play with them. Of course I would love to compare with Jenna sometime if she would so desire.

Logan LaBrent Denies Ties To Organized Crime

loganlabrent@earthlink.net writes: Hi Luke! Just wanted to update you on projects. I did a three day shoot with Michael Zen, I am the lead in the 2nd of a series called "Power Panties". I had scenes with Chris Cannon and Dale Dabone. I had a great time working for Michael Zen. Also, I just finished another film with Metro (Mike McCormick and Michael Adams) titled "More than a Handful". Ron Jeremy and I were hosting the movie. And my scene in my movie was with Mark Davis. Once again, working with Metro was a great time! All these were filmed this past weekend. Good luck on you're tour!

I also did a film with James Avalon. The scene was with Nikita and Manni. I believe the title is "erotic illusions". This was my third scene with a girl in it. The other scenes were also with Metro."Destiny's Calling" with Lola and "Babe's Illustrated" with Goldie. Both directed by crazy,sexy,cool Mike and Mike.

Luke says: Please forgive me for the silly headline. Logan, I am a very silly guy, thanks for your good humor.

Marilyn Chambers Profile

Bruce Rushton writes for RiverfrontTimes.com:

Nowadays, she's 49 and still working. She looks her age -- long gone is the flat-chested Marilyn who seduced a nation with her wicked innocence. Reviews of her latest two videos, part of a three-picture comeback deal, have been mixed. Some have been vicious. "Marilyn looks old and fat and tries to cover herself using the modified extended cummerbund method in all scenes but is unsuccessful in dispelling the idea that you might need a forklift to turn her over," writes online porn critic Pat Riley in a review of Still Insatiable, released in 1999.

The arrows wound. "It hurts so bad," Chambers confesses. "They're mocking you, telling you go put your clothes back on. I can't allow that to happen. It's stupid. But they're right. Enough is enough. I'm tired. I'm tired of the bulls---. I don't mean to sound so bitter. I'm getting too old. I felt like I should have never done the last movies I've done." And so Edge Play, due for release this summer, will be her last film -- she swears.

First in line [for autographs at the porn store] is Robert A. Cohn, editor and publisher of the St. Louis Jewish Light, who professes that he's never been to this place before. Cohn has been reviewing movies more than 30 years and remembers when Green Door garnered serious attention from critics at the New York Times and Broadway produced a musical called Let My People Come that centered on a young woman who made her porn-star ambitions known in a song titled "Linda, Georgina, Marilyn and Me." Cohn is here because he sees Chambers as part of a progression in cinematic history, along with Mae West, Marilyn Monroe, Bette Midler and Sharon Stone. "She's clearly an important figure in the social history of the United States," Cohn says. "Early in the women's movement, the sexual empowerment of women was an important issue -- not just reproductive rights but the whole idea that a woman was entitled to a healthy and exuberant sexuality. She was an important part of the sexual revolution in that she and others empowered women to have an exuberant and spontaneous and fully enjoyable sexuality. What Marilyn Monroe and Marilyn Chambers contributed was, you have these characteristics, you have these longings and these feelings. It's just as much OK for you to act on it as anyone else."

Criticism Of Reform Judaism

Johnathan writes: Luke, I've been thinking about your criticisms of Reform and I think you're essentially correct.

I take a modern view of the Torah and ancient learning in general. That means I see those words as attempts to render eternal Truth in the terms that made sense to those people. You can only hear what your mind is prepared to accept and we are all limited in our abilities to perceive by our cultures and knowledge.

That said, it's clear that the Torah is about living according to rules and obligations. Reform has overturned halaka but has avoided developing a replacement set of modern rules and duties. I would say it avoids the minimum, which is attendance at Temple ­ which in ancient times was the highest duty. If you attend, then you learn and live. If you don't, then ...

Reform speaks of the autonomy of the individual, which means the individual chooses the ritual which fits them, but meaningful autonomy requires a reasonable degree of knowledge. There is a difference between being a Jew and living as a Jew.

These conclusions have been driven by my family, particularly by my children, but I wanted to thank you for your thoughts. You have chosen a particularly strange and uncomfortable task. I thought you might appreciate hearing that someone is being influenced in a positive way.

New Head Of E! Steers Channel Away From Porn

From Inside.com:

Meanwhile, [Mindy] Herman has spent a significant portion of her first year tinkering with programming. One order of business, sources say, was getting a cleanup of some of the station's grittier behind-the-scenes shows about porn stars. True Hollywood Story, for instance, has profiled the porn actresses Linda Lovelace and Savannah, and Herman is said to have felt that the network was veering too far into sleaze.

A source within the adult entertainment industry says that E! has indeed become a little more conservative since Herman came aboard. ''They are not using as many hardcore adult porn stars as they were,'' this person says.

Herman doesn't dispute the change, though she disagrees that her tenure had anything to do with it. What she did, she says, is help draw the fine line that allows E! to cover the entertainment industry in a sexy way without being salacious. ''We cover a sexy industry,'' she says. ''To the extent that we are the mirror for the industry, we do have to cover the gamut of what is within the popular culture at the time.''

Porn Analysis On Lovebytes

I appeared on the Bob Berkowitz Lovebytes show on Eyada.com Wednesday. Earlier this week, Bob hosted a good discussion between Dan Ackman of Forbes and Bill Margold. Listen here as they discuss Frank Rich's New York Times Sunday Magazine piece of the industry.

Bob Berkowitz: "You've heard me reference several times over the past few weeks an article that was the cover story of the New York Times Sunday Magazine. He writes a piece that porn has become mainstream American entertainment."

Dan Ackman: "I disagree with his general thesis that it is generally mainstream and has a reflection in the culture. I don't think any porn movies or websites or anything else bleeds into the wider culture. He said porn was a ten to fourteen billion dollar a year industry and in our estimate that is not even close to being true. It is more like a three to four billion dollar a year industry.

"We asked Adult Video News how they came up with their four billion dollar a year figure and they had no idea."

Bill Margold laughs heartily.

Bob: "Broadway is only a $600 million dollar a year industry."

Dan: "Broadway bleeds into the outside culture. Yeah, but everyone in America knows that The Producers won all those Tony awards... It was in every newspaper and on every TV news show. Broadway is mainstream because people come from Broadway and the songs become hits..."

Bill: "Ron Jeremy is as noteworthy as that idiot we have for president."

Dan: "If you went out on a street in New York or Los Angeles and ask people who Ron Jeremy was, maybe two or three people would know."

Bob: "HBO can get away with what it does in large part because Americans have become inured to adult entertainment. I watched Sex and the City last night and it was very out there."

Dan: "Those are certainly mainstream but there's a big difference between nudity and porn."

Bill: "The word 'porn' bothers me because it suggests something illegal."

Dan: "No it doesn't."

Bill: "Until 1988, we were going to jail in California for making pornography. Suddenly we became adjudicated as adult entertainers."

Dan: "Legitimacy is one thing and legality is another."

Bill: "AVN is the Bible of a godless business."

Dan: "AVN is the Bible but like the Bible itself, there's probably a lot of stuff that isn't exactly true in it. Do you think God created the earth in six days?

"If you're saying that because we have a lot of porn out there and it has changed the standard of the amount of nudity and explicit language we can have in mainstream media, I don't disagree. But adult products are not known by their titles by anyone. The porn stars become famous occasionally when they have an affair with a politician..."

Bill: "I have an organization called FOXE - Fans of X-rated Entertainment which is ten years old and I have 1800 members. I think hundreds of millions of people watch adult material and don't confess to it."

Dan incredulous: "There aren't hundreds of millions of people in the U.S.. You don't need to have anyone to admit to it, all you have to do is track the finances of it."

Bill: "In an industry predicated on screwing, you're going to get f---ed. You honestly expect us to tell the truth about what we're making?"

Dan: "I don't."

Bill: "Why should we? Whose business is it? Frank Rich stuck his nose into our business, what do you expect these people to say? We're starving?"

Dan: "I expect people to lie to Frank Rich but I expect Frank Rich to exercise a little scrutiny and skepticism."

Bill: "Why would he want to do that? He wanted to make a point about the mainstreaming of adult material."

Dan: "I totally agree. He was trying to make a point about important his article was and to do that he gooses the figures."

Bill: "If you read between the lines, that article was tedious."

Dan: "I agree. He tried to say, here is an important story. I wouldn't be writing about it if it wasn't important. And to boost its importance, he put in these statistics that are unsupportable and unsupported. And he did that to boost himself. Just like the people giving them to him were trying to boost themselves."

Bill: "It's called matching justifications. He needed to validate his reason for the front cover of that magazine.

"Dan, have you watched adult movies?"

Dan: "Yeah."

Bill: "Do you enjoy them for their purpose?"

Dan: "I suppose I do."

Bill: "I believe that adult entertainment controls one quarter of the world's entertainment industry."

Dan: "I don't believe there's anyway that's true.

"There's no brand [that matters in porn]. It's not like you need to see this one versus that one... For the most part, it's a commodity. In a commodity business, the margins will be squeezed, the prices will be reduced and therefore you get less profit.

"Tom Cruise makes more money in a year than all porn actors put together. If there was more money in porn, the actors would be paid more. Tom Cruise gets paid more money because he has more fans. If these guys had more fans, they'd get paid more.

"If you took porn off the internet, I don't think the internet would be much changed.

"We've had people say that if Tom Cruise did a porn movie, it would be successful. But Eyes Wide Shut was probably his least successful film."

Have You Heard Of John Chambliss?

XXX writes: Have you heard of John Chambliss? He is a big wig at Ten Network, he has got a good thing going. Find out if he has ties to organized crime...

Deep Inside Kendra Jade

I'm Gonna Miss You - Kendra Jade's Duet With DickNJane

Kendra writes in her diary:

the first week of may I went to a club called TENS in tucson arizona. i had so bad of a time there that i will not even fill you in on the details. then , i was scheduled to do a video and boxcover shoot for legend , but ended up canceling because ....well.....just because.... the 10th-12th , i worked at deja vu in st. louis. i had a BLAST !!!! i hung out with alexa/wicked (former wicked girl), and we performed together...we took a bunch of pics from our duo show , which should be up soon. let me just tell you for those of you who werent there-it was HOT!!!!and because it went over so well , we may be doing a lot more duo shows. ill keep you posted!

NEXT , i went to a place in phoenix....where i had sooo much fun and got a new tattoo...its in a v shape on my stomach to hips. its cute. i thought my agent was gonna kill me , and he nearly did. but i like it so its all good. i was seeing someone, that i started seeing in april, but i dont know i guess the novelty has worn off ....i havent really talked to him much in the past couple of weeks. and plus, he called my friend , trying to hook up with her , .... he told me about it , and was honest , but i still think thats kind of shady....the part that sucks is that i enjoyed his company a lot and now im on the road, lonely and we dont even talk anymore...oh well. guess it wasnt meant to be!!!

next, i worked at spearmint rhino in oxnard.. that was ok. i like dancing locally because then all my friends show up and its always a good time. that same week....i decided to record a song with my friend who shall remain nameless by choice. we did a cover of a milli vanilli tune, which i am pretty proud of and will be putting on the site shortly for you all to hear. we call ourselves dick and jane. this is a rock project seperate from the cd im doing...i cant wait to hear your feedback. so far , everyone who has heard it seems to dig it!!!i was considering playing it in the stern show but i am too insecure and i dont want him clownin my music so i am not going to. speaking of stern , i will be on AGAIN on june 11th...monday ...so be sure to listen!!!its gonna be FUN.probably the best show yet..... and im on chaunce haydens show tomorrow am (june 6th) at 9 am at chaunce hayden

next i want to extend my warmest sincerest thank you to the guys from No Authority , to Starr , and to Tony. You guys were so helpful to me, thanks for taking care of my little sisters and hookin them up. you are my bestest friends and i love you. anyway on the 28th, i went to boston to do some recording, chill with some friends and discuss business. let me just say i am considering moving there. i had the best time of my whole life..went to an nsync show and brought my little sister, which , by the way , was amazing !!!!i dont know how they do it night after night but its unreal!!!

i was onstage during a new song of thiers called CELEBRITY. i took pictures from the stage that look unbelieveable. the whole damn show was just f---ing brilliant and to look out and see all those fans out there. man NSYNC really inspires me. they are so cool and the best part is that they dont act it. i cant wait for the new cd to come out!!!its gonna be bad-ass!!!!! by the way , thank you steven for a great time. i owe you ......... also, i chilled with o-town , recorded, and even took a drive by some NEW KIDS houses lol.i know that sounds silly but the devil made me do it, really. i also met Rich from LFO, who I thought was very sweet and looked very cute in person. man can i just say that Ashley Parker Angel from O-TOWN is the most beautiful man i think i have ever laid eyes on.??!! HE JUST HAS THIS AURA ABOUT HIM, its hard to explain. but he almost glows. he is just amazingly beautiful, and his personality is equal to his looks!!

i think that every single guy in otown has different qualities about them that make them special and beautiful , but i think my biggest crush is on ashley. he was so stuck in my mind that i am writing and recording a song about him. anyway , im sure youve heard enough of that. so ill let it go now........ i encourage everyone i know to go buy the Craig David cd .i just did. its really good .i cant stop playing it.

lets see, what else??? i recorded part of a song thats called "going home with me"...it questions whether someones coming home with kendra jade -porn star , or kendra - the person. its very good. the thing i love about my upcoming cd is that its sooooooo personal. im doing all the writing , and so much of it is sooooo real.every line of every song is straight from my heart and from my real life experiences.im sooooo happy to be doing this project.im telling you ..its gonna be amazing.

heres the track list so far :

1.strip club ( pretty self explanatory)
2.hate mail ( dedicated to all the haters out there!!!g)
3.going home with me ( I JUST EXPLAINED THIS ONE)
4.beautiful ( about what our society percieves as beautiful,and how easliy we are judged only by looks , and about what the pressures of the entertainment industry can do to someones self esteem)
5. ( superman)...I wouldve f---ed you anyway -- about a guy that i didnt want to "fly away"
6.you have no idea---( about all these people who think they know so much about me or my intentions or everyone who has something to say about me)
7.ode to my father ( a song written for my father who is very sick with cancer)
8.if you could just love me--(written for someone that i really wanted to want me , and he didnt.)
9.everlasting - about a guy i was seeing , i wrote it on a day when he had not called me for a whole 24 hours. man 24 hours can seem like forever!!
10. the hit---basically about how people wantto make you sing safe , commercial stuff , and how im choosing to do things my way.
11.i know youre gonna say goodbye --- a song about being with someone who is always touring and being apart from the one you love for too long
12. on the bus--its about this crazy experience i had on a tour bus need i say more?
13.ashley parker angel song- self explanatory.
14.sick of it all--- about relationship with someone who is a DOG , and just wants to play me and use me.
15.angels- about my little sisters and how they were god sent.its true they are amazing people!!!

i think thats it as of now....thats all i remember anyway. im sure if any of you read my poetry on the site, you know how deep i can be at times.so i think this cd is gonna be pretty different than people expect and different than anything out there now.

oh yeah!!! on another note, let me just say that my fellow pornstar RAYLENE , let me hear some of the music she's recorded and its beautiful. the first song she wrote for a certain guy and the song made me cry. it was sooooooooo deep.i wish her all the best. she is truly talented. and she desrves the success!!!!!!!!

ok so...onto other things....i just arrived in NYC last night and im here indefinately...because of the stern show thing. i went out shopping and chilled in times square for a while today. that was fun. i might go stand outside TRL tomorrow for the hell of it!!! LOL. i was soooooo excited though because i finally got to buy the CRAIG DAVID cd. for those of you who dont know who craig david is , you should find out immediately. he is amazing!!!!!!!! he is from england ,and is huge there...but you cant get his cd here yet. but i found it in the import section of the virgin megastore today and i was sooooo psyched. craig david is the man!!!!!!!!!!!!!.. i seriously had an orgasm to his voice the other day. thats the honest to gods truth!!!!

anyway - june 14th, 15th and 16th , i will be in springfield, il. at deja vu with pornstars chloe and wicked contract girl stephanie swift. if youre in that area , check us out!!! june 18th-20th--in la , more than likely recording some more dick and jane stuff. it wont be a cover tune though, its gonna be original stuff., and i will put it on the site when its done. june 21st-23rd i will be in melbourne, fl (near orlando) at a club called Bare Assetts. im gonna stop by disney world and universal too...i cant wait!!! im also considering moving to florida since all my favorite people are there!!! next stop is hartford , ct.june 25th-30th. i will be at gold club. also ill be attending the easthampton , massachusetts fireworks display with my sisters since thats my hometown.

oh yeah guys metal-sludge is having another extravaganza.check out metal-sludge.com for more info. this time it will be hosted by josie pearl and ralph saenz with aspecial performance by my homeboy stevie rachelle/tuff stevie rachelle so it should be way cool!!! i think thats pretty much it.i hope i didnt forget anything!!!! much love , keep checking out my ONLY OFFICIAL SITE kendrajade.cjb.net

Frank writes: I read the stuff by/about Kendra. I assume Ms. Jade is in her mid to late 20s, but based on what she posted, she strikes me as someone who is mentally about 14, and fixates on the sort of stuff that you would expect a 14-year-old girl to fixate on, using a writing style, language, etc. of a 14-year-old. Luke, is she like that in person? Is that sort of mindset typical among porn actresses?

Luke says: That is typical of porn actresses. Kendra (who's 23), like all of us, is more mature than her age in some ways and less mature in other ways.

Kendra Jade's Mom Speaks Out

My name is Debbi , I am Kendra's mother. she has told me a bunch about the discussions going on in both her lists and the no authority message boards and i just wanted to offer up some of my own opinions... and let you know how much you impact my daughters life .

In the beginning of my daughters career , it affected us more than anyone could have imagined .. unless of course your the mother of a pornstar reading this .. when the press came after my 2 little girls following them into their school and taking their pics.. i thought "how could she do this to us the people she says she cares for the most"..

watching my 2 daughters hide their face so they wouldn't be recognized, watching tears stream down their face as they saw pics of her thrown across the tabloids.. they wondered if people knew she was their sister. they kept asking what should they say if someone asked.

We went through our own different hells for about a month .. I did interviews with different "shows" and talked about my feelings, none of which ever truly showed how i felt.. I mean after all how would u feel?

i sat down with the my youngest 2 girls ( kendras's sisters) and had a discussion with them about what their sister did for a living.. told them how i felt (i mean we all have dreams about what are kids should do) asked them what they felt and what they thought?

They love thier sister regardless of what she does or what people say and we all agreed that we didn't want to lose her or not have her in our lives . we are her family and we accept her for the person that she is at home... not what many of you , hear , read or see. .

i have learned that no matter what anyone does (even my kids) it is not up to me or you to judge them ... it is not about what is written or what anyone believes in .. i just want for my kids to do what makes them happy and to know that NOT everything last forever..

i would say that i have learned from her experience that a parent has dreams for thier children but it is not up to us what our kids do .. now when she goes on trips we go down to be with her.... she supports her sisters , buys them school clothes and had ensured a good education for them so they will NEVER have to do the things she has had to.

i have always been a single mom. there were times when i worked three jobs to support my family..and regardless of what anyone thinks, i DID instill good values into my children, kendra included., and there are also benefits to what she has done.my youngest girls have gotten to meet all thier "idols" and other various celebrities.... (although i have never met Chris Robinson LOL hint hint)

MY daughter is my best friend now and we talk about everything and nothing .... the girls call her home camp la .. they miss her and realize that the are most happier with her in their life.. she never misses a beat when it comes to calling them or e-mailing them everyday. they are now closer than they ever were before .. and it is not always that way with older children and younger ones. she is like a second Mom to them.. she couldn't be a better person to them then she already is.

Our only REgRET is that we do not see her enough.. i hope this sheds some light on the true person my daughter is. and thank you everyone for supporting my daughter.you are indeed very good friends to her

Luke Launches First Tour Thursday - Hope To Catch Jenna Jameson Photo Shoot

I will be escorting the media on my first porn tour of Los Angeles Thursday. The highlight will be a few minutes at a Jenna Jameson photo shoot for Swung magazine.

Later in the afternoon, we hope to visit a large casting session at Robert Lombard's Creative Image Management.

Email Luke any suggestions of places we should visit.

I'm bringing with me Thursday correspondent Randy Kagan and his crew from the nationally syndicated TV show "Uncovered," formerly National Enquirer TV. Any porners who'd like us to stop by and give you some free publicity, should email Luke.

JMT writes: You should stop by the coffee shop where Helpful/Curious/Aghast/Whatever and I will be sitting around muttering darkly about what a narcissistic ingrate you are for not even inviting us along, after we independently but simultaneously had the idea of prodding your listless, self-pitying ass back into action on this tour thing.

Fred advises Luke:

1. Try to arrange so that the person who you're doing the tour for is friendly to you.
2. Arrange to have a real porn shoot for them to see.
3. Bring along a porn star (preferably female) as your fellow guide. (This should not be tough--doubtless the porn stars all seek notoriety.)
4. Make sure that the different places you're going to go (e.g. World Modeling) know ahead of time that you're going to show up there with tourists in tow.

Gregory Bowman writes: Hmm lets see.....Babenet in Chatsworth? Sin City? The stage? Vivid? You could stand outside and throw spam on Steven Hirsch's expensive car of the day. You could come over to my house and see where Cheyenne Silver used to suck my cock in the driveway while my neighbors watched. OOH sorry im sure half the driveways in LA have had that.

Of course you could drive by the offramp at Sherman Way and the 405 Freeway where I will be wearing an orange jumpsuit selling peanuts and oranges on the side of the road. Ill even show you my bruised nuts.

Joe writes: i think you should go by a starlet from the 80s house and compare the way she lives to a starlet of the 90s or current.to see how the money has changed in the years.

Rumdar writes: Confidence Levi, Confidence. You can do it! This is your big day. As they say in show biz "Break A Leg"

Helpful writes: Actually in porn they say: "Bust A Nut!"

Rumdar adds: True and this is no time to loose "mental wood". Remember to check the tires, oil and have a full tank of petrol in the Jeff Dahmer van.

Helpful adds: One of those evergreen shaped air fresheners wouldn't hurt either. BTW will you start the tour at 6:00 am davening in shul?

Rumdar writes: If the participants in this excursion are avid porners and fans of the site then I believe a drive past Luke's shul is a must. I suggest the tour begin with a "drive by" to Luke's temple with the windows down so customers can wave to the faithful walking in for their morning prayers. Then on to the second attraction. Say the Wonderland house. Goddamit Luke, Give them their money's worth.

Fred suggests: Perhaps a visit to the Beit Din where Luke is in the process of being excommunicated for heresy might be an interesting stop. I'm sure that both the tourists and Rabbis would find it fascinating.

Other possible last minute additions to the tour: The Souplantation restaurant where Luke takes all his first (and last) dates. Also the Hustler building where the tourists can watch what's-his-name try to kill Luke.

Possibly Laurie Holmes's house where tourists can stop in for a fast trick. (Luke, bring enough money to break a twenty in case the tourists want to partake of Ms. Holmes and need the change.)

Luke writes his friends: Is there anything special I should do for the inside of my van before the blessed tv crew comes over? What should I wear? I was thinking of wearing the same outfit I went to Rob Spallone's last shoot in...white socks, etc...

Rumdar advises: Clean out the candy bar, potato chip, and fast food wrappers. Throw out any partial burgers or French fries that have been hiding mummified under the seats for 16 months. Spend a buck or two and vacuum away other debris. Spray something pleasant in the air. Lysol wouldn't be a bad idea. Spray Lysol in a can? Do you have anything besides an AM radio? If so play that demon Hip Hop Music or better yet the new Kendra Jade C.D. No Torah! shtick. This is a sleaze tour.

Go casual. Snappy Izod shirt open at the collar, shorts and white socks with Klondike Klodhoppers (of course).

After driving by Luke's Temple and waving to the Rabbis and faithful why not swing by the nearest Greyhound station to find a brand new newcomer fresh from Kansas or Iowa. Stick her in the van for the drive over to World Modeling. Take it from there.

Luke writes Quasarman: "Hey Mike, I'm bring several journalists and a TV crew from the National Enquirer on a porn tour of LA thursday, early afternoon, and i wondered if you might be doing anything interesting at that time... Perhaps a quick tour of where you live? And you could sing them a song or two and add a few words of wisdom?"

Mike replies: "Thursday afternoon I'll be picking up my paycheck and writing out bills. If you think your guests would find that entertaining..... Under no circumstances will I ever show you my home, even though I am moving soon, and as you've probably imagined, you're not welcome at the office."

Jenna Jameson Stars For Vivid Video

VAN NUYS, CA: June 6, 2001 - Vivid Video announces that Jenna Jameson will appear in two scenes in the upcoming "Where the Boys Aren't" sequel number 14. "It has been five years since I shot 'Where the Boys Aren't' seven and eight," said Jennna. " I am really excited to finally be able to work with the Vivid Girls. It has been a long time coming."

Shooting of "Where the Boys Aren't 14" will take place June 11-14.

Jenna Jameson writes Luke: I will be shooting the cover of the premiere issue of Swung magazine tomorrow. The magazine is kind of like Maxim or FHM. Call Linda for details if you would like to stop by.

Digital Playground Only Porn Company To Honor Luke's Birthday

The only porn company which sent me something for my birthday was Digital Playground - three lovely candles and a handwritten note from Adella. Ahhhh. Visit this fine company at www.DigitalPlayground.com.

Luke On Lovebytes

I appeared on the Bob Berkowitz Lovebytes show on Eyada.com Wednesday. Earlier this week, Bob hosted a good discussion between Dan Ackman of Forbes and Bill Margold. Listen here as they discuss Frank Rich's New York Times Sunday Magazine piece of the industry.

Read Ackman's evaluation of the size of the porn industry.

Criminal Ties Of Charles Geerts

I found a translation for this Dutch news article which contains information about leading European pornographer Charles Geerts:

Michael translates this March 19, 2001 article:

AMSTERDAM - Notaries normally aren't able to lose the boring image of their profession, but the Amsterdammer Ernst Olof Faber (54) has done just that.

His notary firm Faber, De Jong & Blom in the Minervalaan has been for years a focus point of transactions police and the judiciary who would mark the firm as very suspicious, and often as ordinary as money laundering.

The regular clientel of Faber, De Jong & Blom over the last 15 years has included mob boss Klaas Bruinsma (murdered), his lawyer John Engelsma (barred), Etienne Urka (Bruinsma's previous right hand man), sex boss 'Fat Charles' Geerts, henchmen of the criminal organization of Sam Klepper (murdered last year), real estate man Ronnie Ondunk (murdered) and the Amsterdam civil servant Tonnie van E. (recently put on non-active by the city council because of money laundering pending his dismissal).

Mr. Ernst Olof Faber has a long history of unusual transactions. In 1989 Faber helped mob boss Bruinsma reorganize his real estate holdings.

Mid 1989 Engelsma and Urka amongst others bought a housing complex for 2 million guilders in South Amsterdam. A year they sold the economic property for 3.8 million guilders to Heral, at that time a company belonging to - amongst others - sex boss 'fat Charles' Geerts. Then afterwards again with official documents made at Faber's office, they sold the judicial ownership to a company belonging to Geerts.

Do Porn Stars Have Their Taxes Withheld?

Felicia Foxx writes on RAME: Some do, some don't. Depends on the company. Vivid does withhold taxes...I don't remember if Metro does or not. Sin City doesn't.

Porn and the Mob

XXX writes: I heard Anthony Fiato talking on the radio about Andre D'Apice, an associate of the Gambino crime family. Fiato and Michael Rizzitello, part of the Los Angeles family, did the Gambinos work in the LA porn biz.

DRP writes: Mr. Ford, this person XXX that sits behind the computer and talks of Mafia being in the adult industry should "probably" discuss chicks or something else.

Judge Tells Playboy Centerfold To Get A Job

From NYDailyNews.com, June 5:

A judge offered three strong words yesterday to a knockout blond centerfold and one-time Hugh Hefner pleasure pal: Get a job.

Manhattan Federal Court Judge Richard Casey gave the advice to model Sandra Bentley after spurning her "outrageous" request for $6,300 a month in living expenses. Bentley is seeking the stipend from a bank account that's tied up in a messy legal case involving another ex-boyfriend, accused stock swindler Mark Yagalla.

Investors had sued Yagalla after his high-flying $40 million hedge fund collapsed last year amid accusations of fraud. In the legal wrangling that followed, it was revealed that Yagalla had showered Bentley, her twin sister, Amanda, and other family members with $6 million in gifts, including luxury cars, jewelry and furs.

"While the court comprehends the luxurious standard of living that young Ms. Bentley has become accustomed to, it will not permit the investors to finance this level of upkeep," Casey wrote in an eight-page ruling. "Ms. Bentley is 22 and fully employable," he said. "She does not have a mortgage, nor is she responsible for supporting anyone other than herself. It is only appropriate for her to live within her means, and not the means of the defrauded investors."

Bentley met Yagalla in 1999, when he was a multimillionaire whiz kid in New York and she and Amanda were part of Playboy mogul Hefner's harem in Los Angeles. After Yagalla was arrested and a receiver appointed to try to recover money lost by investors, Bentley was evicted from Yagalla's Las Vegas mansion and forced to return his high-priced gifts of love.

In April, she went to court and tried - but failed - to get the receiver to release more than $300,000 in cash and gifts she said she had received from Hefner and brought with her when she moved in with Yagalla.

Why Luke Must Have Sex With Porn Stars

I was explaining to a nice Jewish girl tonight why I had sex with porn stars. And I said it was for my job - I needed to get inside my subjects. It was not enough just to watch them work. And then the inspiration hit. I had to quote Martin Buber. "There are some mysteries that are only accessible to those in the dance."

Cops Bust Extreme's Boot Camp

A pretty blond porn star, in the business less than a month, says she fled from Extreme's bootcamp today. She says the cops were on the way.

Pretty Blonde says the Extreme crew wanted her to eat eggs with come on them. She saw things were getting too violent and she fled.

Samantha Sterlyng writes: Just wanted to make a comment about your "Extreme Boot Camp" statement. The pretty Blonde happens to be Brooke Lane and she left because she had attitude from the very beginning. She thought that we were going to talk to them softly and hold their hand through it I guess. What did she expect from EXTREME BOOT CAMP? 3 key words there people! She didn't even make it more than 10 minutes after she got out of the van. WE had just started to treat them like recruits when I sent her to get her id's since she didn't have them (like a typical porn chick) and then she never came back. When we took a break I went back to speak with her and she said that she had to leave because it brought back bad memories from something. Yes the cops did come there but not to bust us, to check our permits and since EXTREME HAD THEM, they kindly left after they checked it out. Just wanted to set the record straight so that everyone knew what was going on.

Bryan Sullivan writes: Where does porn find these silly bitches that sign up for s--- and then walk off the set? Or do they find porn? They need to stop treatin' these bitches like royalty and more like the libertines they really are. And that's just what they are - libertines! That's why porn's a consideration for them in the first place. No respectful woman would ever consider her hand at porn. The cleanest pig in the pin is still a pig. Do you understand this fact - VCA, Vivid and Wicked?

Dale Dabone On Blind Date

Blah writes: Hey Luke, Male porner Dale Dabone will be on the Blind Date TV show tonight at 11pm in LA. He takes out a chick that doesn't seem all that into him from the previews. She calls him arrogant. I saw Nicole Sheridan on there a couple of months ago. She was pretty wild, although she didn't get dp'd on the date like she does in most of her movies. The show is on Channel 13 in LA.

Hey Luke, I watched the "Blind Date" episode with Dale Dabone. Dale came off as a really arrogant guy, but in fairness his date was as dumb as a box of rocks. The producers listed Dale's occupation as "part time model" instead of cock prop which I guess is a step up. At least they didn't call him an actor. His date was attractive, but not hot. She was very naive about anything sexual at all. Dale made a lot of sexual references and she never caught on to anything he said. The funny part was she considered herself an artist and she drew an awful portrait of Dale on the date. Dale of course got naked in the first 30 minutes of the date since for some reason the producers sent them to a nudist colony. I can only think they must have seen "United Colors of Ass 7" or "Sexorcist" Who f---ing names these movies?

Lizzy Borden Speaks Out

The future Mrs. Rob Black, Extreme Associates director Lizzy Borden, tells RogReviews.com:

"Three years ago when I first got into the business, I was on a lot of drugs and I was thirty pounds overweight and Roger said that I was chunky. Then all you little internet geeks said that I was the ugliest girl in the business. Now you all can suck my pussy juice because I've lost thirty pounds and have been drug and alcohol free for two years. The only drug I do now is caffeine. I am a coffee addict, but that's it. So f--- off, I'm beautiful and skinny now."

Lizzy says she and Rob will have a huge church wedding August 6th and will honeymoon in Hawaii.

Lizzy told RogReviews.com about her childhood: "I was very shy and very insecure. I came from a broken family. My stepfather was an alcoholic who was very abusive towards my mother. He didn't accept me. I went through a lot of s---.

"My first movie was for Tight Ends, with Tony Montana who now has HIV. The scene freaked me out and I can't even remember the name of the movie. I was so scared. A lot of people are going to think this is weird, but I made my mom go with me. She didn't watch the scene, but she was there. She cried the whole way there and tried to talk me out of it, but I knew that if I didn't try it, I would regret it for the rest of my life.

"I guess Rob [Black] saw something in me because he put me under contract. He told me I had to lose at least twenty pounds, get a nose job and a boobjob and all that. The day I went in to sign my contract, I had no make up on, shorts, boots a tank top, I looked like hell. I get to the office and they told me I had to do an anal scene. To do an anal scene you have to not eat for a couple of days, really prepare. The next thing I know, I'm out in the wilderness, s---ting all over Tommy. I had to go into the woods with bottled water and towels to clean it all up. It was one of the worst experiences of my life. It was the only time I've ever worked with Tom Byron.

"I was doing Terrors from the Clit and that Chris Cannon guy, f---ing asshole, was f---ing me in the ass. He came too soon, came in my ass. Tommy was downstairs and had to come up and jerk off on my face for the pop shot.

"Tiffany [Mynx] had really bad breath. She smoked a lot of cigarettes so I didn't like to kiss her. But I liked to lick her ass. She does have a nice ass and it tasted good.

"I'm doing this movie, 'Forced Entry, that you will just rip apart. It's six scenes of pure rape. No pleasure at all. It's based on Richard Ramirez. The guys rape and kill the girls. We're actually trying to get in touch with him actually. There is a scene with Luciano f---ing a girl, as he kills her, he looks at the camera and says 'that's for you Richard, you're my idol.'

"Jasmin St. Claire. She was the worst. I had to baby her. She wants this, she wants that. Angelica Sin was bad too. She had to have a certain kind of water. We have Evian on our sets, but no she had to have distilled water. I sent someone around to a dozen stores, but they couldn't find any so she's like :Fine, I'll just drink what you have." What a f---ing bitch. She wanted to do a scene with her husband and they show up fighting. They were fighting through the whole scene. I never want to shoot a couple again."

Lizzy Borden got specific with Roger Pipe on what made her relationship with Rob Black work:

"He likes to pick boogers and flick them at me, and fart on me. So you know what I did? I had gas so bad. I farted under the covers and it smelled so bad, he almost got sick.

"I s--- so big the last time I took a dump. It was as big as my arm and we had to take it out of the toilet because it wouldn't flush. I have a picture of it, I'll send it to you. It was so bad, I had to put my leg on the counter to get it out. I thought Rob was going to have to dig it out with a spoon.

"Jim South is a piece of s---. Jim was supposed to be my agent and he sent me to Rodney [Moore]. I go to this house and I was scared. I wanted to leave, but Jim said I couldn't leave. I was supposed to do one scene, but ended up doing two. I hated it, but since my agent said I had to stay, I felt I had to. I hate Jim and I hate Rodney. He's a dirty f---ing scumbag. That scene haunts me to this day."

Jim South says the above allegation is not true. He says he would never tell a girl that she had to stay anywhere in the industry that she felt uncomfortable.

Lizzy Borden tells RogReviews.com: "I saw him [Regan Senter] a while ago and he said he could get me work. I told him who I was and that I don't do movies any more. He said "You should do what you do best, suck cock."

"And Roy Karch. I was at Jim's office, you know how you just go there and sit. Roy comes in and we go to the back to take pictures. So I take the pictures and he starts taking his pants down. I asked him what he was doing and he said "You have to suck my cock if you want to work." I told him I don't do that. He said "You'll never get anywhere in this business." So ha-ha Roy, f--- you. Look where I am you piece of s---."

Roy Karch responds: luke, It was hard fot me to remember meeting "Lizzy"but i searched my files for a polarioid to refresh my memory. Ya know Luke, I thought Rob had you under better control than to STILL be printing untrue stories about me. Anyone who knows me , and for 30 years I've been knowable in this biz, knows that what ms. borden describes , is just not my style "He dropped his pants..." I'm way to shy for that, Then, "...he said I'd never get anyplace......." I wouldn't say those words,Luke.. It's just my type of speaking. Anybody can get anywhere they want to be.Just look at all of US, Luke! As for a blo-job from her....it never entered my mind. I've been porn-celebate for six years now. So, really Luke , as these unfulfilled women slither to you with their venom, take it with a grain of salt and a glass of seltzer...or I'll have Rob beat you up. As I look at the polaroid of the then Mila Mickels, I know fully why I never hired her.

Even though I know better than to get pulled into this discussion, I started to think about Lizzy Borden and her statement "look at me now..." and I realize that she works for Extreme. And isn't Extreme now in a legal battle with Excitement Video Distribs, who is run by a guy calling himself roy karch? (you printed this confusion yourself Luke) and, perhaps, ms borden in some manner is refering to him, Althogh, I think not . That guy doesn,t produce or direct, i don't think. It's ineresting and sad to read these various sites that relate to the industry that I helped pioneer, and see how much bulls--- is actually out there smelling up the place."

Fred writes: I liked the story about Lizzy Borden and her piece of s---, and Rob Black flicking buggers. Now there is a class act that we can all aspire to. I suppose that if one goes over to their house for dinner there's not much fear about being shunned for using the salad fork with the main course, eh?

Roger Pipe from RogReviews.com writes: Hey Luke,... Guess we know that Jim South and Roy Karch read your site and not mine don't we? Neither of them even saw it when I posted the interview on my site two months ago. Oh well, since you're clearly the conduit, I should ask if anyone out there knows of a publisher who wants to do a book of very long, sometimes amusing porn reviews..... If Mr. South or Mr. Karch would like to comment on anything in the interviews, I would be glad to update them. However, as stated, the opinions of interview subjects are their own. I can't control them....

Tricia Devereaux Interview

John Stagliano's girl Tricia Devereaux told RogReviews.com about Marc Wallice, the guy who probably infected her with HIV:

"He did not attempt to speak to me. He did try to talk to some of the other girls, but not to me. That’s probably for the best because I really had nothing good to say to him. He did try to talk to John, but John’s attitude was just ‘why are you the one complaining and acting like the victim.’ That’s pretty much what I would say to him as well."

Devereaux, who gave birth a few months ago, is back at work running Evil Angel's DVD Department. She tells Roger Pipe:

"Isabella Joi was born on March 3, and is doing wonderfully. She tested negative for HIV. I’ve gone back to work a little less than full-time for now. Evil Angel DVD is currently producing between 6 and 8 DVDs each month, including 2 or 3 simultaneous “day and date” VHS and DVD releases. These simultaneous releases are very difficult because of the additional time it takes to produce the DVD. After the video is edited, Evil Angel works on the chapter menu and something we started called a fetish menu. This is basically an index of the different types of sex acts and some tease from the movie. From there, we work closely with the authorer as he designs the DVD."

Vince Voyeur Joins Elegant Angel

I cruised over to RogReviews.com and he has a ton of content including daily news updates.

I snagged this from Rog:

Vince Vouyer, formerly with Diabolic Video Productions, has just signed on as a director for Elegant Angel Productions. With over 1000 movies under his belt as a performer, and approximately 40 movies as a director, Vince's work is highly regarded in the adult entertainment industry. He is best known for his series "LEWD CONDUCT", "NICE RACK", "2 ON 1", and "INITIATIONS" that have been distributed through Diabolic over the last five years.

Working for Diabolic since 1997, Vince has proved himself to be an exceptional director, and is looking forward to his new venture with Elegant Angel. "I'm excited to come to Elegant Angel because it gives me a little more control over what I'm doing... box covers, picking talent....which is a very good thing. I'm going to be doing what I've been doing with Diabolic, I'm going to bring the same quality I did over there to here. I know what sells, I know what people want to watch-I've been paying attention."

As far as him leaving Diabolic, Vince and Dion Giarusso, General Manager of Elegant Angel, both agree that there are no hard feelings. "they only wish the best for us and for Vince." says Giarusso.

After spending 7 years as one of the top actors in the adult industry, Vince is ready to spend more time behind the camera rather than in front of it. He wants to move forward and focus on his talents as a director. Currently, Vouyer is slated to direct two movies a month for Elegant Angel. "By doing two movies a month for Elegant Angel, he will be a full-time director FOCUSING more on productions. "We believe this change will allow Vince to go further with his creativity and that helps Elegant Angel." commented Giarusso.

According to Vouyer, it's very difficult trying to be a director of a movie, and at the same time, performing in it. "It's frustrating having someone shoot camera for you while you are in the movie. It's not easy. I know that I'm a good woodsman, but I know if I'm holding the camera, I will get exactly what I want."

Giarrusso agrees. "From now on, if you see Vince in a movie, the girl that he performs with must be very special. Vouyer will have a total of 4 series with Elegant Angel. They will rotate on a bi-monthly basis. His first series, which is as yet un-named, focuses on internal Cum shots. "I am really happy with the first series. I've already started shooting it, and it's something that I've wanted to do for a while."

His second series, which will be anal-based, will bring together some of the best butts in the world. "The girls are going to have particularly nice asses in this series. I'm being a little more picky - as well as her liking anal, she has to have an ass that would make any guy stop dead in his tracks." His other two series will involve a lot of "group stuff", which is what Vince really enjoys doing. Vouyer has a standard in his movies that he will continue to highlight "I'm very much into discovering new talent. I very rarely repeat a girl in the same series. If I do, she is very special. People buying my movies will always see new faces."

Vince also feels strongly attracted to girls who have natural breasts. "I have not hired one girl with implants in the 5 years I've been directing, [unless it was for a blowjob scene and all you saw was her pretty face.]"

"Making a movie is like baking a cake. You have to have the right ingredients, the right guys, the right girls. If I don't have them, I won't shoot," said Vouyer.

AVN Reports Mila's Marriage

Carson City, Nevada - Veteran porn performer Mila has left the business after marrying an Ohio-based jockey, Moonlite Bunnyranch owner Dennis Hof told AVN today.

"He was a millionaire who spent ten, twenty thousand dollars every time he came here," Hof says. "You can tell the girls you know that if they want to marry a rich guy, get out of the Sky Bar and go to the Bunnyranch."

XXX says: What a bunch of crap. She is as single and alone as Timothy McVeigh. She is living back in LA, very close to her family, and at this time, she is the most sober she's been in years.

She is out of the business, for the most part. She loved the ranch while the money was good, but she burnt out on hooking and missed her mom. She also had had some legal ( DMV) woes in Nevada she wanted to put behind her, and Im not talkin anal sex.

Jimplasti: She says she may do another Dangerboy movie but we doubt thats gonna happen. We did shoot some totally outragous website stuff last month , for Milanasty.com. After 3 or 4 hours on set...she said" I must be old because Im pretty tired and bored. We sent her home with a cockwich and shes lying on her couch watching weakest link.
Jimplasti: P.S.- Any Jockeys wanting to purchase Mila memorabilia , or maybe propose marraige should contact Mila at Dangerboy video.
Jimplasti: aint much of a story.....just one girl trying to get in and get out before death, nervous breakdown, and complete self destruction.
Jimplasti: The wow part is that after all the s--- in the last 6 years....she has come clean and told her mom EVERYTHING about her carreer. Her mom said that she would love to be able to erase the past but that would be alot of video tape and magazines. I explained that its not much to be ashamed of. You got to figure....if a guy sees a mila website and runs to tell somebody her secret......what the f--- was he doing looking at that site anyway? Is he any better?
Jimplasti: Like I told you before young Luke. You may not be doing pop shots but you are knee deep in the trenches with us all just the same.

Jenna Jameson and the Impotent Sea Snakes

RPM writes: Porn star Jenna Jameson has been making a big deal out of how her website will be the exclusive home to her first anal scene. Now she's getting a more public reaming from the Impotent Sea Snakes and her old employers at Wicked Pictures. On their upcoming album, "Everything In Excess," the Sea Snakes credit a "guest performance" by Jenna Jameson. But the album's credits say that Jenna Jameson "appears courtesy of Wicked Pictures, www.wickedweb.com." The sexy Jenna pic in the CD booklet is also credited to "Ron Vogel, Inc. c/o Wicked Pictures." And her sole performance on the opening track, "Let Go O' My Thang," certainly sounds like it could have been sampled from a Wicked production. The only problem is that it's been a very long time since Jenna split from Wicked. Too bad she doesn't own the rights to her earlier work. The Impotent Sea Snakes get a big boost from Jenna's image, while Wicked gets all the promotion.

Gold Club Associate Names Athletes

Rick Limpert from SBCPhotog.com writes: "Ziggy" Sicignano gave followers of the Gold Club/Steven Kaplan trial what they have waited months to hear. Sicignano was on the stand Monday, and continues Tuesday to tell X-rated, behind the scenes stories of the Gold Club in Atlanta, GA. Sicignano is the key prosecution witness, and has detailed the names of athletes who were granted sexual favors by Gold Club Owner, Steven Kaplan. A summary of professional athletes mentioned follows:

* Patrick Ewing, then of the New York Knicks - One particular night in 1997 was led to a private room at the Gold Club, where "six to ten" girls waited. There were lapdances and groping sessions, all while Kaplan watched.

* Andruw Jones, Atlanta Braves centerfielder - Watched a lesbian sex show at the Hotel Nikko in Atlanta before allegedly joining in. Sicignano believed the girls involved were paid $1000 a piece.

* Indiana Pacers - Staying at the Swissotel in Atlanta, Kaplan was seen parading dancers from door to door looking for Indiana Pacers. One girl was left at Reggie Miller's door.

* John Starks, then of the New York Knicks - watched a lesbian sex show at the club and had sex with one of the women.

* Denns Rodman - showed up with his entourage at the Gold Club, went to a private Gold Room. That evening Rodman and dancer, Jacklyn Bush had sex in Rodman's hotel room at teh Ritz Carlton.

* The New York Knicks - Kaplan sent club dancers to the New York Knicks training camp in Charleston, SC. Dancers allegedly had sex in Charleston with Knicks rookies and were paid.

* Jerry Stackhouse - received sexual favors when he attended the club.

* Terrell Davis, of the Denver Broncos - received sexual favors when he attended the club. Testimony continues on Tuesday and will resume on Wednesday, where more names will be revealed.

Luke says: If only these professional athletes could've understood that it is far more meaningful and pleasurable, in the long term, to study Torah than to have sex with beautiful strangers.

Ian writes: Hi Luke, You say: If only these professional athletes could've understood that it is far more meaningful and pleasurable, in the long term, to study Torah than to have sex with beautiful strangers. From anyone else (indeed, from many of your regular contributors) that would have been a joke against the Torah. Surely you couldn't have been making such a joke?

As for the content of the statement: if you believe (as many orthodox Jews presumably do) that the Torah is of transcendent importance, then presumably it is more important than life itself, and bringing in the question of sex with beautiful strangers is simply a distraction from the main point (which, I must say, I do not accept for one instant).

Chloe Jones Update And Correction

Shanefan writes: Luke: I recently got a spam email from the Kendra Jade email list from GingerLynnAllen@aol.com, a known imposter. I've forwarded you this email as well. It basically says that there's a new Chloe Jones site and it looked pretty preposterous. Some gossipy, nasty claims.....no insult intended :) However, on this "new" site, "clubchloe.com" there was an email address for "XXXChloeJones@aol.com. I IMed this XXXChloeJones person who indeed claimed to be Chloe. I smelled a rat and emailed the REAL Chloe (from Chloejones.com) and got the following info. In my narcing, I asked her about joining Vivid Video as well:

From: Chloe@Chloejones.com (Chloe Jones)
To: Shanefan22@aol.com i have not signed with a company and have no intentions of becoming a porn star. thank you for all your help some people in this world are just scum and i think i scared the s--- out of that man and he pulled my pictures of that un true website." do not believe everything you hear and only half of what you see and you will always be on top"........my favorite quote in life chloe jones.

Shanefan writes: Sure enough, clubchloe.com is now gone! So there you go. No Vivid for Chloe and Shanefan again saves the day for porn stars everywhere!

Rob and Jim Shoot Sopornos 3

Julie Meadows, TJ Hart, Natalie, Monique DeMoan, Bronze, Brooke Lane and Nakita Denise star in James DiGiorgio and Rob Spallone's Sopornos 3 shooting this weekend. Rob and Jim shoot Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Julie, Nakita, Brooke (former Penthouse Pet) and Natalie are all favorites of Rob and Jim.

Brooke: "I'm a permanent resident under Rob and Jim's desk. I ran an attorney's office for two years."

Rob: "Her legs are very hard."

Luke: "She sounds like a nice girl."

Rob: "Yeah, a real nice girl. You know what she does for a living? She lies on her back and spreads her legs... She takes loads in her face. But she's not one of them."

Rob rented about 10 extra porn girls and a 60-foot yacht for Friday's shoot which takes place off Marina Del Rey. Saturday's shoot takes place at warehouse and Sunday at a ranch. These are great media opportunities to go behind the scenes of a famous porn series - contact Jim or Rob at 818-718-9136.

Jim is a great horticulturalist and has access to the best grass in California.

I'm not welcome on this VCA set, I heard from a source, for nasty things I've written about the industry.

Rob and Jim will appear on a yet to be written edition of Playboy's Sex Court.

"I'm trying to get Laurel Canyon," says Sopornos 3 Casting Director Tony Fenton. "I can't get in touch with her. Have her call Rob Spallone or Jim DiGiorgio at 818-718-9136.

"We're allowed 40 people on the yacht. And we're going to bring a ton of food and drink. I'd love to let you come but I don't think it's a great idea for your health.

"This is going to be the most fun of any shoot we ever did. We've got some crazy girls coming with us. We've got this new blonde who's f---ing wild. I hired her just because she's so much fun. We need fun girls out on the boat. We don't need miserable girls giving us a hard time.

"Playboy is doing a new show called Funhouse. They're casting this week. The girls and guys have to go to the shoot every day for five weeks. And it will air like Real World Playboy style."

Rob Spallone says: "I was at VCA today and they had your thing on their desk. And they say that you're welcome to come on the set of Sopornos 3 so long as you behave myself."

Dianna says, in astonishment: Luke, it seems you have redeemed yourself with VCA. You are welcome to come to the set, and they aren't worried about your behavior, only that Rob Spallone will do something stupid in your presence and, like the objective journalist you are, you'll post it to the site!

Big Joe writes: "Little Victor, Jim Beaver, Little Jesse and the rest of the Whitestone, Queens crew would love to see Bobby Spallone again. He is a panic, a hysterical guy to shoot the s--- with."

Helpful writes: Now here's a mainstream job that many porners are suitable for.