Tuesday, May 8th, 2001

WASHINGTON, DC--Seeking to reverse a "decades-long trend toward shamefully inadequate underf---ing in our nation's adult-entertainment industry," a coalition of U.S. porn stars gathered in the nation's capital Monday to voice their demand to be f---ed harder.

"Uggh! Come on, give me that cock, jungle stud. f--- me! f--- me harder!" said Jenna Jameson, co-chair of Porn Stars For Being f---ed Harder and star of Wicked Pictures' Up And Cummers #10, #11, and #17. "Deeper! Deeper! Oh, f---."

The D.C. summit arrives on the heels of years of complaints from disgruntled female sex-industry workers, many of whom had repeatedly argued that, as cock-crazed nymphomaniacs who can never get enough, they weren't receiving the deep-dicking they needed. Read On

Linda Lovelace Special On Luke F-rd Live

I interviewed porn journalist Eric Danville on today's show (from 4-6PM PST) on Webmasterlive.com. He recently wrote "The Complete Linda Lovelace: A Deeper-Than-Deep Look at America's First Porn Queen." (See www.completelindalovelace.com)

Listen here. Read the chat here.

Who Is Kaos Marketing?

ALIEN [from Sin City]> I have given up all hope of ever advertising within sex.com at this point. It took little digging to find out why Sin City has not been contacted for advertising within Sex.com...

ALIEN> I hope ya appreciate that Luke, I tell you as a last resort as most other major webmasters want to keep there mouth shut once they have held advertising positions within sex.com. I been told to relax about this but it's getting ridiculous.

ALIEN> It was to solid and something smelled weird as to why possibly the 4th largest adult video production has not been contacted whats so ever to advertise within sex.com

ALIEN> I made every effort to make my voice heard about this matter and keep getting "We are overflowing with email's"

ALIEN> Anyways I will let you freaks digest that along with your dog cum conversation it is appearently more important:) Have a nice day guys:)

XXX writes: Kaos Management markets VIVID, Sex.com and Club Jenna. Porn companies are being stimied on several if not most major adult site portal's. I do not know if it is corridinated however it would be an amazing coincidence if it were not. God can only hope that Ashcroft jumps in at some point here soon... This information only consolidates the long term goal's of a couple industry giants on the net and there strong dominance. I fear the way that the net is moving American adult entertainment will be defined by Vivid and it's affiliates. Long term results and probable goals of Kaos marketing will be to acquire mainstream Client's. Those client's in turn will take part in marketing blitz's and adult related campaigns to penetrate the mainstream.

Keri Windsor Update

Keri Windsor writes Luke: Hello Luke:)~ First, thank you very much for visiting the set last week. I enjoyed reading your take on the whole thing:)~ Carla (costumes lady, the cute brunette you referred to) got a really good giggle out of it too. Second, in response to "Do Porn Stars Ever Watch Their Own Movies For Their Own Gratification," I felt the urge to let your readers know that I watch everything that I am in. Yes, I do know every title, hell if I forget one, my fans sure don't:)~ I watch them for a couple reasons. One, to see what made the cut. I have found that what may feel really good may not look really good. Even though I was there and involved, the editing process can give it a totally different look. I want to see what the fans see:) When a fan refers to a specific scene and how it made them feel, I can response knowing exactly what they saw and even give more insight to the stuff that was left out. Second, I learn alot from watching myself. No, I don't watch them for my own sexual gratification, I watch other movies that I am not in:)~ I must be part of the 8 or so percent (according to Pat Riley)of adult performers that do indeed know the titles of the movies I am in. When I feel the need to masturbate, I reach for a title I am not it however.

Chloe Jones Escorting Update

From BigDoggie.net: Chloe had a problem with a client late last year, which took her out of the game for a while. Nici highlights her on her website constantly, and recommends her highly. I don't know if she'll be touring however, so you might have to see her in LA. Her scheduled trip to NYC was dropped by ASF, but still appears on Nici's tour page, so your best bet would be to contact Nici for information.

Learned Academic Dr. Joseph Slade Says Masturbation Is Completely Rational Reaction To Porn

Ian writes: Hi Luke, I found it interesting to read Dr. Slade describe how he has watched thousands of porno videos, and that he watches them until he 'burns out'. If I like a porno video I want to wank, and find it impossible to stop myself if I am alone. If I don't like a porno video I usually find it too boring to watch, because such videos are made for wanking to, and for nothing else. Citizen Kane or Gone With The Wind they aren't. Once I have wanked to a good porno video I am usually too tired to watch any more. I wonder how Dr. Slade gets over this physiological phenomenon - or perhaps he's differently constituted.

Dr. Joseph Slade writes: I doubt that I am constituted differently. Watching porn films in order to masturbate strikes me as perfectly logical. Academics often watch them for other reasons, however: to think about what particular representations (and the ways those representations are constitued) signify, or what kinds of statements (overt or subtextual) that videos are making about issues such as gender, class, age, and so on. If you are taking notes, it is sometimes difficult to masturbate. Watching porn videos for someone who wants to compile information is not unlike doing the same thing for television programs, which have approxiately the same kind of texture and appeal to certain audiences; both kinds of artifacts, considered in large numbers, indicate patterns of folklore, belief, custom, practice, etc. That is not to say that many people--myself included, do not prefer videos starring a particular person--or type of person--or featuring a particular behavior, fetishized or not. That is one of the sources of porn's appeal: to match fantasies in the viewer's head with those in the scenario. After a while, however, watching in order to gather information--and even to be stimulated--leads to boredom, at least for me.

Cali Cox Update

Cali Cox writes: Dear Luke, I would appreciate it if you would post this message on your site. I would just like to let everyone know that I am no longer with Sex Symbols Talent Management. I am now working independently. Most people have my number, but if not, they can reach me at www.porngirlslive.com, which is where I am staying, or at Cali_Cox@hotmail.com. Thank you!!!

Luke Gets Mail

David Roffman writes: Great site you have there! A friend just emailed it to me from Karachi... I'm a huge porn fan myself. You may have seen my work on the credits of "Real Sex" on HBO. What I'm wondering is, whatever happened to Lilli Marlene? She is my all-time favorite. I noticed that she was missing from your "stars" section. She did a lot of work with Lawrence Cole and Now Showing Videos of the early to mid 80's.

I shot a lot of the MOS footage for "Real Sex". I stopped a couple years ago after getting into the "online side". Had a blast though. The last shoot I did was on South Beach in Miami. This divorced chick from Tennessee followed me around all night and got super hot watching the shoot. She followed me back to my hotel and we had a blast in the outdoor Jacuzzi there.. I'm surprised you don't have Lili on your list. You should check her out. She was in some classics! I've got most of her stuff. I would recommend "The Pink Panties" or "The Legend of King Karl" with Nina Hartley.

Ian writes: As a distant, but concerned, outsider, it seems to me that it would be very dangerous for Bush/Ashcroft to tangle with the porn industry, however much they may (sincerely or insincerely) dislike it. Porn-watching is naturally a widespread, and a secret activity, in which a high proportion of Republican (and Democrat) politicians inevitably participate. If the administration decides to take a stand against porn it is inevitable that there will be a succession of exposures, which will be very uncomfortable for the regime. Remember what happened to a number of important, 'respectable' Republican congressmen when they decided to try to impeach Clinton.

Rug_burnz writes: the worst thing about porn is all the freaking backstabbing. for example attached is a gif that's been floating around production companys since friday. heres a guy who only 9 months ago was a king maker and now hes a laughing stock. how the mighty have fallen. btw i got it from one of my pals at extreme assoc.

Ian writes: Hi Luke, I really enjoyed Goddess's interview with you. You're an enigma, but I feel I now know more about you than I did, and I like it. And you were quite right to set boundaries on the questions you were prepared to answer, though your boundaries were more far-flung than most people's.

Goddess writes: Ian thinks you set boundaries? I think you couldn't come up with the answers.

Chad writes: Luke, Concerning the recent discussion of Hep. C on your site, I have a friend who was diagnosed with it about a year and a half ago, had probably contracted it years before, from injecting heroin, has yet to do anything to treat this condition and has had no ill effects from being HepC+. something to think about when someone tells you that well over half of those who contract HepC die within three years.

Gregory Bowman writes Luke: Luke: I asked you nicely months ago to refrain from labeling me as Cheyenne Silvers Ex boyfriend. You apologized. You have refrerenced me since without the label "cheyenne silvers ex boyfriend" but you just now decide to include it. My letter yesterday to you did NOT indicate who I was referring to NOR was the poem intended for anyone in particular. It was as I had stated "about girls in the industry". If it were directed towards someone I would have indicated so. You took it upon yourself to label it, and in so, inflamed your readers. You took it upon yourself to manipulate my email sent to you to make it look as if it were pointed towards a certain individual; It clearly was not and I had no intent on doing so. Let your readers say what they will about it; my intent was nothing more than honorable.

Luke replies: Hey Gregory: I never remember you asking me to not refer to you as Cheyenne Silver's ex... I only remember a joking remark you made about it... I put no thought into adding the label. I meant you no harm. I did it as a matter of reflex of identifying you to my readers. I apologize for the hurt it caused you and I won't do it again.

Farrell Timlake writes from HomegrownVideo.com: Finally my degree in literature is going to come in handy here. Gregory Bowman's "poem" rings so falsely it is more cracked than the liberty bell. It clangs disharmoniously between a hyper idealized and unrealistic view of mothers and a disingenuous moral superiority. Trying for poignancy, it vies with death themes but ultimately resonates with very hollow emotions. There is no sense of language to convey the sentiment that is not there either. I could go into detail. What would be the point.

Maybe he should try writing about being the pathetic ex-boyfriend of a porn star. That is rich material to work with and seems to be much more within his emotional territory and intellectual domain. His first poem could be about writing lame poetry to attack and humiliate a person he loved in a hypocritical fashion. That would be deep da deep deep.

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Logan LaBrent writes: I will be on www.danni.com tomorrow. I will be under the Nipple Dome section.