Wednesday, May 2nd, 2001

Brand New Net Rankings

I just discovered that the Netscape browser (click on 'What's Related" button on the right) reveals new traffic rankings for web sites.

l-keford.com, which a year ago ranked among the most popular 6000 sites on the web, now ranks among the top 33025 sites on web.

AsiaCarrera.com: in top 11248 sites on web
AVN.com: in top 14892 sites on web
TalkingBlue.com: in top 92551 sites on web
StunningCurves.com: in top 110673 sites on web
BigDoggie.net: in top 1442 sites
Danni.com: in top 2390
NYTimes.com: in top 144

I could find no ratings for QuasarmanRants.com, GeneRoss.com or GeneRossExtreme.com.

Meni writes: Luke, pornnewsdaily.com is 80,001, but they think I have only 2 pages. So I'm not indexed well at all and my ranking is off. Check out www.altavista.com and search for porn pornstar jenna jameson jill kelly alisha klass kendra jade tera patrick alana evans cassidey brittany andrews I'm either 1, 2 or 3, for each term Suck on that Lukey, I love you meni

Brazilian Porn's HIV Controversy

Brazilian porner XXX replies: So now it became a trend to blame Brazil for AIDS? Really? Well, so let's kick the f---ing bucket and let the s--- hit the fan.

DO YOU KNOW WHO f---ED AN HIV-POSITIVE BRAZILIAN GIRL IN THE ASS WITHOUT A CONDOM? JOEY f---ING SILVERA AND ROCCO f---ING SIFFREDI, THAT'S WHO!!!

AND DO YOU KNOW WHO FAKED THE AIDS EXAMS TO FOOL JOEY AND ROCCO, CAUSE HE WAS THE ONE PRODUCING THE MOVIE? NO ONE ELSE THAN STANLAY MIRANDA, PRESIDENTE OF THE BRAZILIAN BRANCH OF ELEGANT ANGEL, AND MAJOR JOHN STAGLIANO BROWN-NOSER!

WHAT ABOUT THAT FOR BREAKING NEWS, EH? WHAT ABOUT THAT?

BESIDES, I DON'T SEE BRAZILIAN POR ACTRESSES DYING OF AIDS - BUT THERE'S HUNDREDS OF AMERICAN PORN ACTORS DROPPING DEAD LIKE FLIES!

SO, IF YOU WANT TO BLAME BRAZIL FOR A f---ING AIDS HYSTERIA, GO LOOK AT YOUR NAVELS FIRST, YOU f---ING BASTARDS!!!

Gregory Bowman, Cheyenne Silver's ex-boyfriend, writes: Gee Luke, It looks like I've stirred the "Pot" once again. Truth hurts in the porn business like the sting from a scorpion.

HIV in Brazil is just the beginning of many issues in porn that no one is willing to talk about unless confronted. Shall we talk about those actors with Hepatitis B and C? Those tests aren't required on any set. Why not? Hepatitis C is very fatal; reports show as high as 85% mortality within the first three years without costly interferon chemotherapy.(UCLA School of Medicine, 2000). Hepatitis B results in a 10% acute mortality and continued death with chronic active carriers. Eventual liver failure in these carriers has been estimated at 50% with patients showing high levels of HBsAg and anti-HBc in the serum(Bonito, et al, 1996)

How about financing productions with drug money? Who does?

And there is the issue of double dealing with agents. Contracts in the business...has anyone ever read the fine print?? You would be amazed. Taxes? what the hell are those?

There is so much to talk about. So little time.

I guess Gene Ross is scared to touch the HIV Brazil issue in that he may very well be "associate"ed with the problem. I did forward all the information to him right before his site went down, including the Extreme box cover circled with reported HIV positive girls. Mind you I merely forwarded it; I have no proof of the allegations but his silence is certainly an indication of suspicion. I would love to hear from Gene but I doubt he has the courage to speak up regarding Extremes position.

Although I must admit his posting of Melissa West is encouraging. What a sweetheart! Where do i sign up?

From my first reporting of the HIV situation in Brazil on your site I've recieved a few death threats and a lot of good information from concerned people. GOOD TIMES!! Safety and Concern Vs. Profit at Risk.....where do your readers draw the line?? Who is the guilty? who is the victim? I certainly encourage anyone to write me to continue this discussion or if you have any information(including Melissa Wests number) at Nathans_parable@yahoo.com

XYZ answers: Feh. What did you expectes? An official note saying "Hey, we're the Extreme guys and we're all dying, please don't f--- us cuz we're all infected!". HA! Gene's new motto is "The Gloves Comes Off". That means that The Genester is currently being fist-f---ed without protection, that's all.

Luke Joins Homosexuals Anonymous

Dudley Moore writes: Dear Luke: You went on your first bi-sexual shoot yesterday where all the men were gay... It must be reassuring to know where everyone stands for a change.

Luke, buddy, I know a place where you can count on feeling just as securely male for at least an hour at a time.Try the acting-out Physics section of your Homosexuals Anonymous chapter, meeting weekly at any truckstop near you...

But seriously, I think it's a good thing that we all have fearless Luke F-rd going places none of us would dare to, turning the camera around on these perverts, whether straight or gay, it doesn't matter...

P.S. When Bill Gates said his goal was to place a computer in every home, do you think he realized he was also piping pornography into every home in the world? How could he not know? Did he let that stop him? Did he lose a single sleepless night pondering over it? No... and the rest of us, including Internet service providers, have allowed this unprecedented invasion to occur virtually unchallenged and unabated in every part of the world, a historic revolution in porn. I worry most about children who will be exposed to porn by other unsupervised children the most.

Luke Gets Mail

LAJedi: your work is saving the planet. thank you luke- thank you for making the world a better place... a kinder, gentler more loving place to sodomize diseased and psychologically damaged women from small town and large metropolis' alike.

Lynne L-patin: if you could get Gene Ross to talk to you about "the things AVN did to Bruce Walker" I'd love to finally hear that story. You covered my speculations well, for weeks, two years ago. And if Gene won't speak to it, that's almost more interesting...

Scott writes: Nice beard, Luke! But I worry about you and this CFS mess. Image:01043045-am I the only one who noticed how frail Luke looks?!!? Damn, it looks like you are leaning on the door for support. Is it really that bad? Also, the rants of those broads Lynn and NJG are a perfect example of "the curse".

Hey Luke-in last Sunday's PARADE "Personality Parade" section I read Michael Jackson (the lip-synching child molester) now pals around with Shmuley Boteach-Hassidic rabbi and author of KOSHER SEX. (friend of yours,Luke?). The two were introduced by spoon bender Uri Geller (!!! man,the circle Jackson hangs with). Boteach (pronounced Bo-TAY-ach...boo-tay?!!?) doesn't believe child-molestation charges against Michael. Who would? I mean it's perfectly natural for a grown man to have pajama parties with little boys and hang with that dwarf who played"Webster" Anyway, "in return for his kosher seal of approval", Micheal agreed to write a book with him(of course) about raising children (OF COURSE). They also co-founded the charity Heal The Kids (does it specialise in children with ruptured anuses?). Is Michael Jackson a Jew? This would make him the strangest convert since you,Tom Arnold and Sammy Davis Jr. But this got me wondering,Luke you are the author of a book, HISTORY OF X and a Jew. Why is it you don't have powerful friends like Michael Jackson? Just clowns like fat Jimmy D and that wop Spallone. Make this a priority! Just think Luke, right now you could be partying with Kreskin and Charles Nelson Reilley at Tony Curtis' house!

Logan LaBrent Update

Logan writes from Las Vegas: Still been busy doing scenes and some shoots. Since the last time we spoke, I've worked with Vivid, VCA, Danni.com, Skye Blue, and done a few magazine layouts. I've also decided to add A and DP to the mix, though I have not done that yet. I'm attaching a clothed shot of myself with Pauly Shore,"I know you prefer them clothed shots". skylar2000@earthlink.net

I'm based in Los Angeles now. I only come out to Vegas to dance in between shoots. Got myself a nice pad in San Fernando Valley.

Mid May for www.danni.com . I know i have a video coming out after summer sometime, with others following soon after sometime this year. All i have worked with so far and hopefully continue to has been exciting plus a pleasure. Now that I'm based in LA now, will be easier in getting further in the industry.

Since you were discussing Peter North on site today, I've got some info to tell you. There is a fraud out there claiming to be the real Peter North. I actually conversed with him, had plans to see him, and discuss actually shooting with him. I was on a shoot a couple days prior to meeting him, and i was tipped off that Peternorthstyle@aol.com is just some perve trying to meet naive girls new to the industry. Thought this may be helpful to others out there getting into the industry like myself, to make sure you know who the individual you may be working with is actually the "Real Deal".

Logan phoned me Monday evening.

Logan: "I met Pauly Shore a year ago...

"I've shot six movies now. I shot for Vivid a couple of weeks ago. It was a feature film for Cheyenne Silver. I will be in Hustler in October. I haven't done double penetration yet but I will soon."

Helpful writes: Luke, Why don't you warn Logan to save her anal scenes for later in her career? If she spends that ass to early she will surely regret it. Logan let your Hustler pictorials and your Sin City films come out first. Give your star a chance to rise. The usual porn star progression is: first g/g, then b/g, then interracial, then much later anal, then DP, then gang bangs and then finally ... Luke F-rd. Trust me. Sit on your anal for now!

Luke F-rd Live

I did my show today with Farrell Timlake from HomegrownVideo.com. Our guests were porn sales gal Amber@EroticVideos and Jeremy Steele.

Listen here. Read the chat here.

Anyone in the adult industry who'd like to come on as a guest, should Email Luke.

Meni69: you didn't post our press release
Meni69: you bastard
Meni69: you shluld have possted the clubjenna release
Meni69: now you ain't geteting s---

Jenna Jameson writes Luke: Please try not to make meni look bad...anything taken out of context can be used to create any impression. He is a prankster and yapps with you often. I am wondering about the press release also,hmmmm.

Luke replies: I really like Meni. That was 90% of our conversation. I like you too but I try to run very few press releases, period. I publish about one out of every 300 I receive (and I try not to repeat what gets published on other porn gossip sites)... But keep them coming. I read them and sometimes I can use them... And I told Meni I wanted to be a ClubJenna affiliate.

Ok, and here's that damn press release, slightly edited:

Today Clubjenna.com premieres the first boy/girl video Jenna Jameson has performed in 11/2 years. Jenna 's signature website www.clubjenna.com posted the blowjob video performed and filmed exclusively for her website. The video appears as one of Jenna's "Sex Tips". "I know it's what my fans want," Jenna said, "and Clubjenna.com is for my fans. It's one of the perks of owning your own company; you get to do what you want, when you want to! I hope everyone enjoys it.....I know I did!" Club Jenna says the response to the video (in just one day) has been unbelievable. Jenna says she loves the feedback. "I love how involved the members of my site get. We call it our clubjenna "family"."

Amber Stevens writes: You said that I am a "controversial female journalist from Erotic Videos.com". I'm not quite sure where you got that from, but as you know, I am merely an employ at EroticVideos.com which is a video retail store that specializes in upper class adult movies. Although I've written a few movie reviews from time to time, a journalist I'm not. But if you want to get into a controversial topic of "girls in porn and the pigs we often have to put up with", then please do join in. I look forward to hearing your thoughts on the subject. ;-)

Jenna Jameson writes Luke: Thanks alot for the post. We are setting up our referral program as we speek. It should be up and running within 3-4 weeks. I n the meen time we ar pumpming up the site.

Joe writes: You ever read www.wrestlingobserver.com? Dave Meltzer, the editor, has a little in common with you in that the wrestling biz wasn't used to being covered by a "real" reporter when he began in the early 80s. Now he, and the "dirt sheets," insider newsletters that are to wrestling what your site is to porn, are accepted and tolerated.

Gigi Appleton, owner of Avalon Enterprises, writes: Hi Luke, I need to address Amber's comments. Ask her to please get her facts straight. There are plenty of women in the business end of this business. I own and Mimi runs Avalon. Then, let us talk about the real gals in our business. People like Gloria Leonard, Candida Royalle, Sharon Mitchell, Nina Hartley and many more. We all have stories... both good and bad!!! She is certainly not the only one and even if she was, my experience has been that you get treated for better or worse like ANY other businessperson. Tut!Tut! Whine elsewhere.

Amber Stevens writes Luke: I really enjoyed my time on your show last night but I'm afraid that some of the things said might not have came across exactly well. First of all I wanted to clear up the thought about me being a feminist. Not true. Although I do believe that a person should be given a job based on actual qualifications and NOT based on his/her sex or the fact that she / he has gotten naked on camera before.

I do think that some sexes are better suited for some positions based on God given strengths / attributes. Reality of the situation is, males are usually stronger than females so therefore they would usually do better at work the requires physical strength.

I do believe that men and women are very different BUT that doesn't make one of us better than the other. I love being a girl. I think there is nothing better than being a girl. No Lynne, not just because it allows me to always get my way but because being a girl allows me the opportunity to do anything I want, without question. The only problem I have is when a man says I can't do something, not because I wasn't qualified but because I was a girl. Shame on those of you who do think that. This is not 1947 - it's 2001. That means WAKE UP.

JesusLovesEvenYou, thanks for the offer - but I would prefer is you didn't send me some of your semen. I prefer to get semen in me the natural way - good old fashion SEX! ;)

lavadoll, if you think I sound somewhat like Danni Ashe, it would be because we are both from Texas.

Sherri, I don't have a chat room. I think what you heard about a chat room is when Luke made a comment about the people in the show's chat room that night.

I work for EroticVideos.com. In closing I want to make one point very clear. The news today is about one thing - not integrity or even honesty. The news is about RATINGS and a movie star such as Andrea Thompson brings CNN that. So in that context, is she qualified - HELL YES! Probably even more so than any of the other news anchors they currently have. Because remember, without ratings there wouldn't be those big ad bucks to pay for everything else they do.

Fear Of New Administration Causes Numerous Porn Titles To Disappear From Stores

Steph from AdultDVDTalk.com writes: I can't seem to get a straight answer on which titles have been discontinued, but I'm seeing many titles disappear from stores (which means some broken price search links until we fix the problem.) Anyway - I do know that The World's Biggest Gangbang series has been discontinued. Thanks to Gamelink we have 3 copies to give away, all signed by Houston. Enter here to win If anyone has any other information about discontinued titles please let us know! It seems that Metro's Ultra Kinky line and their gay DVDs are also disappearing.

Snowman writes: I'd be interested in learning about any discontinued titles on DVD also. I started to maintain a list, but so far, but this information seems hard to come by. I think Metro also discontinued "The Amazing Jasmin Trilogy". Perhaps something is going on with John T. Bone "Cream" titles? I wonder if Legend is going to discontinue Max Hardcore titles already released? I understand he was dropped from their distribution.

My (new) discontinued list is at: http://www.raincoatreviews.com/discontinueddvds.shtml

If any industry studio execs reading this want to keep me in the loop via email, that would be appreciated and make the list much more useful.

Steph Dunn writes: More dicontinued titles from Metro:

Amazing Ass to Mouth Cumshots
Amazing Shemale Trilogy
Ass Wide Open
Boy Story
Climax Shots 11
Dripping Hard
Dychko
Gaping Holes
I dream of Queenie
I love a Man in Uniform
Marked Men
Matt Gunther
Men of Size
Real Transexuals
Rockin The Cock
Screwy
Super Sizzling She males
Taboo 3
Taboo 5
Taboo 6
Threesomes and Moresomes
Tickle my Pink
Tim Barnett and Friends
Ultimate Squirting Machine 3

And Sunshine discontinued the European Bukkake series.