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Tuesday, May 1st, 2001

Al Goldstein Bashes Rob Black

From AVN.com:

This is an interview with Jessica Darlin conducted by Al Goldstein quite some time ago, back when she was with Elegant Angel and when she actually had her health, looks and a career before moving over to Extreme and having Rob Black ruin her career.

AL: You are beautiful. And look at this face. Ah. I love you. I treasure you. Have you ever swallowed a Jew's cum?
JESSICA: No, I haven't.
AL: Well, tonight will be your night.
JESSICA: (Laughs)

AL: Have you ever had a Jew eat your pussy? You must have. Have you ever f---ed a Jew? Been with a Jew?
JESSICA: I don't know.
AL: No? Ahh.
JESSICA: Never. (Laughs)

Peter North and Jeff Stryker On Gay Gossip Site

From Datalounge.com:

Mrs. Patrick Campbell writes: Does Miss North still have a film 'career'? Is she still married to her husband in Orange County? Does she have the gift? Does Miss Stryker still have a film career? Where does she live and does she have any money (more than $1 million)? Miss N has had (at least) one facelift. How old are both these ladies? Has anyone here 'known' them in the Biblical sense?

Anon replies: THANK YOU!! I've known North to be gay for years, but because he can "perform" in straight video,he is considered a straight superstar. The only reason why is because of his longevity. He has had a facelift if that's what you mean by gettting a gift.

Benny Bowers replies: No, Mrs. Campbell is referring to AIDS. Don't know about North, but Marc Wallice ended up having it & there was quite a stir. Don't know what has happened to him since then. I'm guessing North & Stryker are in their early to mid 40's. North still fires like a cannon.

Anon writes: Who let the bar trash in? "She's" a real piece of work. You're scum, Mrs. Campbell.

Any pics of Peter North? I still remember that hot movie with him and huge Rick Donovan!

It was called "The Bigger The Better." Didn't North go under a different name in gay films? Matt Ramsey.

Anon writes: "She" is meant to be derrogative, a put-down and such. It is meant to belittle. What Mrs. Patrick Campbell is trying to do is emmasculate these porn stars because they are masculine. Somehow Patrick feels better about himself for it. Weird, huh?

Playmate Escorts

Spanking Hank writes: Luke, The Playmate referenced several days ago who supposedly spent a weekend with a guy for $40K spells her name Tishara Cousino ... that is, if they are one and the same. A woman of mercenary affection with whom I am acquainted claims to have both employed as escorts and been intimate with several Playmates and has knowledge of several others who have engaged in pay-for-play activities, including at least two Playmates of the Year and a few other fairly prominent ones. Now, I couldn't swear that she's telling the truth; all I can do is say that she's never given me any reason to doubt her and that she did obtain for me an autographed photo of one of her Playmate friends. She estimates that probably somewhere on the order of 25% of Playmates do escort work.

I CAN, however, vouch for having received, in response to an inquiry, confirmation from one Playmate (whom it would come as a surprise to few) that she was available to certain "special fans" for $1,500 an hour.

Spending some quality time with a Playmate is one of my major fantasies, but it's one of those things where, for the most part, you have to know someone. Still, with all the information available on the Internet, I do find it interesting that it is a very rare website post indeed in which a guy will confirm that he spent some quality time with a Playmate or Special editions model.

Underage Girls In Girls Gone Wild DVD?

Heylukeul@aol.com writes on RAME: The appeal of Girls Gone Wild is the high school girls. Most of those girls aren't but sixteen or so, at least in the Mardi Gras ones. One scene shows a girl who looks all of fifteen years old who says that she's from Baton Rouge shouting out "Central," as in Central High in Baton Rouge. It makes sense; most of the girls that show their stuff at Mardi Gras are underage.

[Mod: I can't say for sure, but I have serious doubts about the above. Frankly, I can't imagine anybody who markets something as widely as these vids are marketed being stupid enough to set themselves up for the sort of lawsuit this would lead to. I'm sure that if one does the research, one will find out that all of the "girls" are of legal age and have signed model releases. -- Frank]

Keep in mind, this is Mardi Gras. I live in Louisiana, and I go every year. Most of those girls undoubtedly have fake I.D.'s. I know that we did when we used to go back in high school. Also, I don't see how it's possible that they could have gotten age statements from all of those girls. Many of the shots are taken off of balconies, and are of women who are surrounded by crazed guys with cameras. It's not feasible that they could have pulled all of those women aside. Again, I've got to point out the girl yelling out the name of her high school in Baton Rouge.

[Mod: Live in your fantasy if you want to, but anyone who markets hardcore video without age statements of the participants is a damn fool, and the DVD in question features hardcore footage. And, just because I stand on a balcony and yell out "Lansing Everette" (Ervin Johnson's high school) does not mean that I'm not 44 years old. -- Frank]

Mirage To Do Revlon Commercial

Flashman says his girlfriend Mirage has been asked by Revlon to star in a commercial. "Revlon called me and asked, 'She hasn't done a lot in the adult business, yet, has she? I said, 'Not a lot yet.' And they said, 'Ok, because we don't want this to come back and haunt us.'

Paige from Enslaved.com writes: Luke, I read the Flashmans notice about Mirage. She is a beautiful girl that I had the opportunity to shoot with. I wish her all the best!

Quasarman Rebuffed By Teri Weigel's Hubby

From QuasarmanRants.com: I had planned to shoot another installment of the popular Metro Series "More than a Handful" in May using Ms.Weigel as the star and box cover girl. I expected that she might be a little more expensive than the average big-breasted porn girl who had never had staples through her navel in Playboy magazine so I was prepared to negotiate. Michael Adams, my recently bald but now blonde producer placed a call to find out Ms.Weigel’s price and availability. He quickly discovered that she does not do her own negotiations. These duties are handled by her suitcase pimp who asked Michael Adams how much we were willing to pay "them". Them? I had only made plans to hire HER.

Michael offered Suitcase what we felt was a generous amount for a standard Boy/Girl scene but Suitcase declined the offer and ended the negotiation as though we were Americans attempting to get our spy plane back. I don’t know how much Ms.Weigel gets paid to fornicate with lonely strangers in dark rooms at the Bunny Ranch Brothel in Nevada but what we offered her seems like a reasonable amount to fornicate with a professional male performer on a well lit movie set in the San Fernando Valley. Maybe I’m crazy.

Quasarman aka Mike McCormick writes Luke: Though I fully expected you to cut and paste the Teri Weigel story from my site, I'm amazed at how well you were able to cut and paste so selectively as to make me sound malicious and slanderous. If you were to have posted the entire article your viewers would have been made aware that I am a huge fan of Ms.Weigel and that I am disappointed a deal could not be struck to have her in my next video. Also, I was not rebuffed by anyone, Michael Adams was. It is unforunate that Ms.Weigel chooses to have her husband handle her affairs but that is her business not mine. I was merely reporting my perspective on the events as I understood them. Now kindly bury this email at the bottom of the page where no one will think to look for it as you usually do.

Does Lovette Truly Appreciate Her Johns?

3leggedpete writes on BigDoggie.net: Just had a talk with lovette during her web chat..........Despite her discourse over this site, she distains all "hobbyists" and "wants to meet all pathetic guys who would pay 1000 bucks for p****. She thinks that she she is the next rising star.aka jenna jameson.......she actually disclaims knowledge of nic's girls, asf or body miracle.She says she would never escort despite placing such a venue on this site at least 2 or 3 times......... this girl gives the "hobby' a black eye >I had previously heard that she wasn't too friendly during private shows and now believe it...... Let us be thankful for the girls who really appreciate their fans

Had A Great Time With Elle Devine

Scott writes on BigDoggie.net: Had the great pleasure of spending some quality time with the lovely and talented Ms. DeVyne recently. Great girl! Sexy, tan, natural body (although perhaps a little fuller than she was on her best days -- a quibble) and terrific skills. Speaks ALL languages fluently, BBBJ (lots of saliva), DATY, multiple cups of coffee, really cares about your satisfaction and truly enjoys herself. A bit pricey, especially if you want the deluxe treatment, but not as expensive as many others whose performances are often hit or miss. She's friendly, but doesn't want to hang out for too long. Still, on balance, a great combo of GFE [girlfriend escort] and PSE [porn star escort] -- a winner!

Anastasia Blue Terrific

Scottie writes on BigDoggie.net: Anastasia [Blue] certainly was [available for escorting], and was terrific! Fluent in all languages, nice personality. However, she has apparently moved up to the Seattle area and no one I know in LA has heard from her lately. I think she had some personal issues to work out.

Nyphil writes: Allison Kilgore is available. Go to ny-exotics.com and click on centerfold models for details.

Sana Fey's One Heckuva Performer

Zoulou writes on BigDoggie.net: yes, i met with her in Toronto and can only say that she is one heck of a perfomer on and off stage. I don't think she does it on a regular basis thought.

XXX writes: Sana Fey was part of "The Boob Cruise" sponsored by Score magazine last year, and it was reported on this board (do a search under boob cruise) that all the ladies participated in "extra cirricular activities". The cruise itself was between $2000 and $10,000... I don't know what you got for your 10K that you didn't get for 2, maybe more deluxe accomodations or something, but from the report that was posted here (do a search) the girls got into the spirit of the adventure, and there was no additional charges.

Sarah Saint James Update

At age 16, Jason Sechrest interviewed nude model Sarah St. James for Femme Fatale magazine. They began talking on the phone every day. She eventually flew to Florida to stay with him and his parents. She was supposed to stay for four days but ended up staying a month.

Sarah St. James, who entered the sex industry around 1992 and appeared nude in numerous B-grade movies, took Jason's virginity. Recently she converted passionately to Roman Catholicism and turned her back on porn. She gathered all her copies of her layouts and videos and burned them. She called all her friends in porn and told them that they should leave the sinful industry. She married and moved to Florida. The couple of poor and living with his parents.

I overheard this information Tuesday on set.

Makeup gal Marianne Nichols responded to the info by saying that it is unusual for Roman Catholics to have such a big problem with porn. Usually Catholics are more moderate. It's usually the fundamentalist Protestants who most hate the industry.

The Gospel Of l-keford.com Spreads To The Holy Land

Hi Luke I'm Joav From Israel, the first time I entered you site was after the article in Maariv or Yediot in Israel, I envy you in the name of all orthodox Jewish guys here in the holy land, keep up the good work, and send some porn stars to us :)

Sal Sodano Update

I talked Monday afternoon to veteran porn cameraman Sal Sodano, a skinny wiry Italian-American in his sixties who smokes too much.

Sal: "I just got back from Brazil two weeks ago. I didn't like it.

"I'm feeling better. I like staying out of the business. There's too much bulls--- in it.

"I went down to Brazil to shoot some pornos but I couldn't see eye-to-eye with the companies that sent me down there. It was doing she-males and that really isn't my thing.

"What's Jeremy Steele's problem? He's an asshole. You can print it. He needs to see a therapist. And if he wants a problem from me, he will surely get one.

"It was very simple. He starts swearing at me... The guy's hot and cold. One day he's your friend, the next day he's your enemy.

"He really doesn't know whose toe he's stepping on. I've been reading about him on the internet and everybody has the same thing to say about the guy.

"I was reading about your article on AIDS in Brazil. They don't do AIDS tests there. They're not required to."

Jeremy Steele writes: I'm bothered that Sal went to you Luke to speak his unspecified grievance. Why he can't talk to me about it and instead runs to you, shows that he's not a real man. But that's obvious by the fact that his friends include con-artists. And his insinuation of threats is tiring. A person who can do all this and that won't advertise it. Just when I try to extracate myself from this internet, something else happens.. Ok.. I guess you haven't lost me just yet. I hooked up Sal with my roomate, because he was helplessly in need of a female host for his site, despite having been in the business since Dwight D Eisenhower was President. He can't seem to find any female talent himself whatsoever, but he insinuates I should put up with his bulls--- and fear him for going off on him over the phone after he said "f--- you" to me. Twice he called me up the other evening telling me to tell my roomm! ate to answer her phone. I told him the first time, she was in the shower. When he called the second time, I told him not to call me anymore to tell her what to be doing. It's not my business, nor do I want to be bothered, and I'm not his servant. He said "If that's your attitude then f--- you" to me.. Which is when I went off, on the top of my lungs about how he has "some f---ing nerve, motherf---er!"

I introduced her to him for a 100.00 internet host job, not to have a f---ing girlfriend, chinese wife, or whatever he treats her like. He talked her into being his personal assistant, but he puts all his eggs in her. He blames her when things aren't going right, complaining to me, and says the whole operation ain't gonna take off because of her! I also mentioned I'm not into being called at 3am telling me he's looking for her, and s--- like that, and getting me caught up in their personal involvements.. ! which I won't get into. Sal has promised me many things. He's been leading her like an ass by a carrot on a stick, as well. So far, he hasn't done s---, besides introducing me to his financer and his producer, regarding recording my music.. which I have appreciated, but this does not justify this bulls---. He's taken my roomate to Frisco and that was a total waste of time. He took her to Brazil, and the same thing. I don't know what Sal's purpose is. He's too old it seems to get things done. And the way he's operating it doesn't even seem he wants to get anything done. This has been a non-stop circle going nowhere, and I'm being punished for introducing her to him. She told me she's giving him one more week to show some progress on this project, or she's pulling out and going back to her old job. I don't appreciate him jumping on the anti-Jeremy Steele bandwagon like this. ! ; It's quite an insightful assessment calling me an asshole because I won't put up with a person's bulls---. I've had enough already. Find another f---ing scapegoat!!

Luke Attends His First Bisexual Porn Set But Leaves As Straight As He Came

For the first time, I set foot on a bisexual porn set, largely staffed by gay men who specialize in gay porn.

All the men in the movie are gay porn stars.

I liked most everyone I met including the gay male porn stars. Though I felt uncomfortable with the rampant homosexual aura, I couldn't help liking the people.

As the Christians say, hate the sin, love the sinner.

Jason Sechrest, porn journalist and PR man for Keri Windsor among other porners, kept propositioning me the whole day. No dice. As I repeatedly told him, I'm a straight arrow. Yes sirree, they call me Mr Heterosexuality.

I've largely isolated myself from porn sets and porn functions over the past two years. By hanging out today, I remembered how many porners I genuinely like - such as Asia Carrera, Keri Windsor, Jace Rocker, Britt Morgan and Tina Tyler.

I've also achieved a modus vivendi with Bobby Gallagher, the fiery owner of Gallager Studios (formerly owned by Milt Ingley).

Along with the lavish catering, it was enough to jolt me out of my depression.

Keri Windsor likes my new beard. She says it makes me more approachable. At the 1999 Halloween Party at the Universal Hilton, Windsor was the only porner able to recognize me despite my mask.

I find Asia Carrera gorgeous. I've never seen her so hot. I could happily spend all day taking photos of her.

The woman who took my virginity was Chinese.

I walked in as the still shoot began. I immediately grabbed my camera and prepared to snap.

Director Tina Tyler quickly inquired of Asia: "Is it ok if the press take a few photos? Luke!"

Asia says yes.

Taking without asking and leaving without saying goodbye are among my most basic traits. As well as forgetting names and talking endlessly about my problems. Did I mention that I feel sad?

It was erotically exciting as Asia steadily disrobed through the stills shoot, though I made sure to convey an aura of boredom and uninterest. But when Asia' breasts popped out of her lingerie, I stopped taking photos because it would've been a sin. And I walked away even though I wanted to sit there and ogle her while getting in touch with my rising feelings.

Believe me, I could write and act like the most slavering fan boy in front of these porn star beauties. That such hot looking women will disrobe in front of me and allow me to penetrate them with my camera arouses me as much as it would you. I just don't allow this side of myself much expression. But just as much as you, I want to kneel down and worship many of these beauties, from Asia Carrera to Keri Windsor to Nakita Denise and Ava Vincent.

But the woman at the shoot that I found most attractive worked behind the camera - the wardrobe assistant with dark semitic features. With a fetish for wearing '40s retro clothing, she was an aspiring actress for a couple of years, then worked as a copy editor at Larry Flynt Publications followed by three weeks of phone sex. Now she's an aspiring screenwriter. Best of all, she's Jewish and she lives in my neighborhood.

It was her first porn set.

Unfortunately, she's not content to sit behind the mechitza (partition) at my orthodox shul. And if we date, what do we tell people about how we met?

Before I could like her too much and ask her out, I fled the set.

The Asia Carrera Sanity Test

JRob writes Luke: Asia Carrera is going to take her clothes off in front of you. Options are:

Run = Crazy and should be locked up
Stay = Normal, because how many men have this chance in their lives?

Are you NUTS???? Asia is the most gorgeous woman in adult films, let alone just walking around on the street!! And, she can talk!! Coherent sentences, syntax, and subject matter. Plus, a body that could demand anything of me. I mean, if she insisted on it, I guess mom would just have to die. There's something wrong with you, Luke. Something terribly wrong with you.

Luke answers: I'm either very religious or gay. Take your pick.

Fred writes: That must be the difference between Judaism and Christianity--a true Christian would have no problem remaining in the company of sinners. An Orthodox Jew flees from temptation to sin.

We at the cult of Fred have a slightly different take when confronted with this situation. If placed in a situation where Ms. Carrera is standing in front of me with no clothes, I simply insist that she marry me immediately. (At least for an hour.)

Curious writes: An Orthodox Jew flees from temptation to sin. ... and wanks at the thought of temptation later. Be honest, Luke. Did Ms. Carrera pop up in the pages of your masturbation diary tonight?

Rumdar writes: Luke, Great shots of Asia. She reminds me of the sexiest, best ever Asian actress Mai Lin. Asia is very photogenic. Too bad you didn't get any nudes. Blame the Torah will you. Not the Torah's fault, you were NERVOUS!

A friend from shul writes Luke: "You did not look well this morning. Are you okay?"

Luke replies: "Thanks for asking. I'm simply depressed by my crappy health, etc, but I will work out of it... Whenever I'm depressed, as long as I am strong enough to work, then I can work hard, get things done I am proud of, then feel better about myself, and ease out of my depression.

"On Shabbas, after davening... I head out to kiddish. I don't feel inside like hanging around, so I start to walk out...and I hear a big yell, "Levi." I turn around. It is Rabbi S.... He gave me a huge enthusiastic gut shabbas, etc, inquired after me and just picked me up big time... He's strict on Rabbi Shammai's admonition to greet everyone with a friendly countenance... It's a huge mitzvah. One that I would do well to emulate."

Friend replies: "You smile bigger, talk louder, and in general seem bigger when you're depressed and I pick up on it immediately. I saw it this morning and I'm sorry that I didn't have a chance to talk to you. From Talmud to a porno set -- my word, that is living in a world of denial. Gosh, if Rabbi S. should ever find out about Luke F-rd..."

Robert writes Luke: Work? You mean cribbing Gene's site is work?

Rumdar writes: You know Luke there are days I can take your obsession with yourself better than others. Most times I, like the rest of the council, find it amusing. And then there are other days, like right now, when I am somewhat short on patience. Perhaps if you inquired of others how they were feeling. If they had a problem. Isn't that what Charlton Heston did in all those biblical, religious flics? And look what happened. He became president of the American Gun Association. I believe there are future rewards for you too Luke if you will just stop being so goddamned self centered. Shake a hand and ask your fellow man. "Hey, how are you today?" You will be better for it.

Tina Tyler sent me this press release on the production:

West Hollywood, CA -Following Goosed Again!'s dazzling win at this year's GAyVN Awards for both "Best Bisexual Video" and "Best Director of a Bisexual Video," Stable Entertainment is moving forward with Goosed at First Sight! -the latest chapter in the mega-hit Bisexual series.

Starring Blake Harper, Keri Windsor, and Matt Bradshaw--making a rare appearance in a Bisexual feature, as well as the legendary Nina Hartley as the glamorous and ever "evolving" Mother Goose, production will commence on April 30. Interpreting everyone's favorite nursery rhymes and stories into a ribald romp through Toyland, Goosed at First Sight!, follows in the same comedic tradition which gained it's predecessor dual awards after receiving a total of five GAyVN nominations. This time however, the emphasis is more on romance, and the amorous predicaments unique to a bisexual relationship.

Also joining in all the sexual escapades are several veritable Goddesses of the adult entertainment world--some of whom are making their debut appearance in a Bisexual feature; among them, Asia Carrera, Kylie Ireland and Shanna McCullough. Even Tina Tyler, who is directing, will get in on the action. The men featured are every bit as extraordinary, including Tuck Johnson, Jacob Hayes and Hans Ebson.

According to Goosed at First Sight!'s executive producer, Stable president, Donald von Wiedenman, the choice of adult star Tina Tyler as director, is in keeping with their commitment to innovation, and makes for one of the very few times that a woman has been given the opportunity to helm a bisexual production. "With such a high caliber of stars from the gay and straight industry," notes von Wiedenman, "We wanted a woman's sensitivity-especially since this is a romantic comedy, and is genuinely targeted at the true bisexual."

Luke says: I arrive at Bobby Gallagher's studio at 9AM and see Jason Sechrest. He introduces me around. Then I look and find Britt Morgan. She graduated from a Baptist high school and returns for incidentless reunions.

Britt: "There's a God and the Bible was written by men and what can you say. Everybody has their own personal conscience that they have to answer to. That's everybody's God. I don't believe in the church. I don't believe in religion. It's a farce and a catalyst for controlling people."

Luke: "I'm as straight as an arrow."

Jason: "Straight to bed."

Britt: "It's social conditioning."

Shon, the wardrobe manager: "It's medieval Catholicism. The convents and abbeys used to be brothels..."

Luke asks Stable's PR guy Leo Buck about his company.

Leo: "They are one of the fastest rising adult video companies. They've come far in two years. This is their sixth production, their third bi. They've made three gay productions.

"Donald von Wiedenman, who was married to Mama Cass of the Mommas and the Pappas, founded the company with his then partner Brent Wood, a gay porn star. They broke up a year ago and Donald assumed control of the company."

Shon: "Bi porn is a way for a guy to break his girlfriend into porn. It's softer."

Luke: "Do girls like to see two men going at it like men like to see two women going at it?"

Leo: "Yes."

Shon: "I had a straight girlfriend who said that all straight women should watch gay porn and all straight men should watch lesbian porn so they know how to please their partners."

Jason: "There are very few female porn stars who don't fantasize about two men..."

Leo: "Blake Harper is the male lead. He's one of the most popular people on the gay side of the industry."

Blake is handsome, with a strong jawline and a classic V-shaped upper torso.

Tina Tyler comes by and yells at me playfully: "Get your hand out of your pocket. Are you horny already?"

Leo: "Blake has never had sex with a woman on film before [and only two women in his life] and Keri has never topped a man."

Luke: "Is Blake normally a top or bottom?"

Leo: "He's happily versatile. That's why he wins so many awards."

Today is the straight press's day on set and about eight journalists and cameramen show up. The next two days of the shoot are more homosexual.

Jason: "Luke, you would not be here today if you were totally straight."

Britt: "It's one of the few sets he won't get his ass whupped on."

Leo: "Blake starred in Stable's last feature called The Servant, which Donald wrote. It's based on a 1960s movie from Britain with the same name. Blake just won Gay Performer of the Year. He won Hottest Ass and Hottest Cocksucker from Odyssey's Men In Video Awards, a people's choice awards. People vote on the internet."

Tina: "Obviously Luke knows nothing about the gay industry. He's getting his education right now."

Jason: "Gay Sex 101 today for Luke."

Leo: "It's Straight Sex 101 today for Blake."

Luke: "Won't it disturb Blake's fans that he does a woman?"

Donald: "I don't think so. I think they'll be fascinated. Plus, we're not going after a hardcore gay audience.

"The reason that there are so few bisexual videos out is that nobody has known how to get to the bisexual audience. There's only one legit bisexual publication, Crusing. We've reached them through the web sites and newsgroups."

Tina: "I've been doing bisexual videos since 1994. I've proud of it. This is the first time I'm directing a bisexual movie and my first time directing a feature. I've done about 20 bisexual videos and about 260 total videos."

Luke: "Why did you choose Tina to direct?"

Donald: "Because a gay man's idea of bisexual sex would be two men and a women. And a straight man's idea would be two women and a man. And we wanted a woman's perspective and sensitivity. The reason that so many bisexual films today are campy is that the gay directors don't understand them and it comes out stupid. There haven't been a lot of successful bisexual films."

Luke: "Are you using condoms?"

Leo: "Absolutely. We're the only company in gay porn to require HIV testing.

"Jerry Douglas is the grand old man of gay porn. He edits Manshots magazine. He calls us the West Hollywood Boys. 'I know you and you know me. We were judges together and we went to these awards and we worked on these films.'"

I meet celebrated gay porn director Wash West, who's shot about 10 gay pornos in his five years in the United States. He codirected (with Richard Glatzer) the mainstream film, "The Fluffer" which stars Debbie Harry of Blondie rocker fame. It should come out in the fall.

The LA Weekly called Wash West's gay porno "The Devil Is A Bottom" one of the 20 best films of last year. "The critic is very progressive and open minded and doesn't draw lines between high art and low art. I think it's because Jesus (played by AVN's Mickey Skee) appears at the end too.

"Three guys make a Faustian bargain with the Devil for their pleasures on earth. One wants money, one wants love and one wants a big dick. They all get their wishes. Then the Devil summons them back to fulfill their part of the bargain - which is to f--- him for eternity. Which is great at first but after a while they seek help. A celestial light glows and Jesus appears. He sets them all free and then takes them to heaven. Then at the end, he turns to the camera and says, 'For all of you at home, the word is love and masturbation is no longer a sin.'"

Leo: "Wash West was responsible last year for two of the three best selling videos. His "The Crystal Tunnel" was very controversial. I played the angel of death. I reviewed it. It's not for everybody. It refers to crystal methamphetamine. You should see it.

"Places like Australia, New Zealand, and Canada banned it... The movie is definitely anti-drug. At the end there's a Public Service Announcement about crystal meth.

"Donald is like the Harold Robbins of gay porno because he's obsessed with wealth, glamor, show biz and excess."

Watching Tina direct the show, I feel that she's just the type of director most actors would appreciate. She's courteous yet efficient. She's kind and helpful and quietly in control.

I tell Britt Morgan and Jason Sechrest that profanities like the F-word and the S-word tarnish the soul.

Jason cracks up that I am on the set of a bisexual porno moralizing about profanity.

Britt drills me with questions and videotapes me.

Britt: "Do you really think you are qualified to be a moral leader. You are being a total hypocrite by being here right now. You are completely negating everything you believe in. This is why you have constant conflict. You need to choose a side. If you want to be a journalist, go cover a parade. You're not Jewish and you're not Christian. You are a hypocrite."

Tina Tyler sees me under the gun.

Tina: "Britt, please don't piss of the press."

Jason: "We really want him to stay."

Tina: "We're really trying to work with him."

Britt: "He isn't pissed off. I'm him for him."

Jason: "Luke invited her."

Britt: "You guys are independent. I represent Luke. This is for Luke's prosperity."

Luke: "I simply don't live up to the highest ideals of my religion."

Jason: "Do you have a lot of guilt about that?"

Britt: "Apparently you do."

Jason: "It's not even guilt. It's despair. There's a cloud of sadness and despair around you every time I see you."

Luke: "Ok, I'm depressed. I admit it."

Britt: "Your aura is very obvious to people who can see it."

I show them my book "The Pathway To Happiness" by Rabbi Zelig Pliskin. I'm only on page 73.

The movie is set in the 1940s and everybody wears costumes. Shanna McCullough wears a hair covering that in Jewspeak I'd call a sheitl.

Several people on set chat in the sunshine and compare internet war wounds. It seems that each person got attacked soon after arriving online by Brandy Alexandre. They claim she's quick to sue people.

Brandy replies: I'd sure like to know who on a set knows anything about me. These claims that I attack people out the gate really don't hold up under close scrutiny. You have to answer the question as to WHY these things start. I don't know any of these people so WHY would I just attack them for anything for no reason? It makes no sense. On the other hand, when someone comes on and attacks me for no reason, only because it appears to be the popular thing to do, I can guarantee them an ear/eyeful online. I can't imagine how they can be surprised at like/.kind responses to their attitudes. Then there is the unfortunate fact that my opinion seems to carry more weight, or my mine name is more easily recognized over the anonymous Joe Blows who write and post. When offering basic opinions on what I read, that are often EXACTLY the same of other people, I'm burned in effigy for it. As for suing people... name one. If you say John Stagliano, you have to stop and think about his business practices and the fact he broke a contract. So, who is the bad guy in that case?

I talk to Leo Buck about all the gay porn stars who are dying left and right. And not of AIDS. Rather, drugs.

Leo: "Steve Fox was a dynamite looking porn star out of Atlanta. And he was like a football player. He was 6'2", 210 pounds. Blonde, blue eyed. He had a phone sex line. You could call in and hear somebody read off stories. And he needed someone to write stories for him. That's how I got into the industry.

"I've known more than my share of [porn] people who died of drug overdoses and things like that. Steve ended up shooting himself because he was hooked on Crystal and steroids. I think there are more than regular [work] law or insurance..."

Luke: "How many industry people do you know who've died?"

Leo: "Unfortunately, four within the last year. We were having a memorial service for one of these guys [Jamoo] at AIM Healthcare. And the memorial degenerated into what can we do to prevent this from happening. And we got involved with Sharon and now she has an active gay outreach as part of AIM Healthcare.

"Jamoo was a porn star and a writer. He wrote for Freshman and Unzipped. He also published three books. Superstars, a photo collection of gay porn stars. He did the life of the directory Kristen Bjorn. And I worked on his last book, Superstars 2.

"He died of a drug overdose. They think it was a Dilaudid, a prescription drug. He was hooked on prescription drugs.

"I got Stable and Sharon Mitchell together. Stable's release party last December for "The Servant" was a benefit on behalf of AIM's gay outreach.

"Kyle McKenna [drug overdose] and two other gay porn stars [depression] died within the past year. We're losing too many people to drugs and stupid things that could be prevented."

Luke: "How come HIV testing isn't widespread throughout the gay industry?"

Leo: "You'd be surprised. There's a lot of resistance. A lot of people think they would be shut out or ostracized [if they tested HIV positive]."

Luke: "Because so many of the performers are HIV positive?"

Leo: "I imagine. But on our side of the industry, condoms are required in almost everything. And if you do have a bareback video, there are a lot of publications and reviewers who won't deal with you. So bareback stuff is falling out of vogue."

Luke: "Would you have sex with a man who is HIV positive?"

Leo: "Yes. Honey, I have. But always safe, protected. If you're careful and play it safe, the chances are negligible of you getting it."

Luke: "How many of your friends are HIV positive?"

Leo: "Too many. More than I would like to admit."

Luke: "Do male gay porn stars escort?"

Leo: "Some do. Those who don't, do it as a point of pride. That this is not prostitution on film. It is not escorting. It is performance. It is about getting wood, not getting off.

"Two years, the GAYVN Awards did nominate a bareback video in specialty video. And I was the only judge to actively stand against it. We got things smoothed over but I was not the most popular guy around that year."

Luke: "And they didn't ask you back the next year?"

Leo: "If it was because of that, I understand."

I walked into the dressing room and talked to Keri Windsor.

Keri: "I just did my 12th boy-girl scene in Hawaii for director Chuck Martino of Coastline. I was there for six days. I came back early so I could be here.

"Pat and Shelby Myne are also doing a movie there for Elegant Angel. Other people in Hawaii include Mark Davis, Dylan, Gina Ryder, Charmaine, Allysin Chains and her boyfriend Mark, Mark Tyler cameraman and his PA guy Omar, Heather Lynn [Alec Metro's girlfriend]. Stevie joined us late.

"The 18-year old San Diego girl Brenna who was supposed to be there... She flew in. But because Pat and Shelby weren't there to pick her up when her plane came in, and were hour hours late, in the meantime, she met this guy at the airport and stayed at the Radisson. The next day she flew home. So they called Stevie. Everybody flies home Tuesday night.

"I did two scenes. I was supposed to do more but because of uncontrollable circumstances, they didn't happen."

Keri did her first boy-girl scene with Mark Davis in September, 2000.

Keri: "I still look foward to going on sets. I still get nervous. I get giddy. I've had boy-girl sex where it is directed and I've had boy-girl sex where it is do whatever feels right. I prefer to do whatever feels right. I hate directed boy-girl sex. It makes me feel very vulnerable. With girls, I am in control. With boys, I am submissive."

Luke: "Have you had any bad experiences?"

Keri: "I found out when I was in Hawaii that this one guy [Jason McCain] I had sex with stated on the internet that he was the best I ever had. And he wasn't. Quite to the contrary. I was told by three people in Hawaii that they'd read on the internet that Jason had said he was the best person I ever had.

"I don't hate Jason. He's just not my cup of tea."

Luke: "Who is the best you've had?"

Keri: "Everyone except him. I don't mean to down him. But I like to have sex with men and not boys. And I knew when I saw his HIV test and his birth date. And I thought, 'Oh no, he's younger than me.' And I've never had sex with anyone younger than me. Ever. I'm 27."

Luke: "What's the difference between a man and a boy?"

Keri: "I'll give you an example. I like men to be aggressive with me. I told Jason this before the scene. As we start the blowjob, he's going, 'Oh yeah, suck my f---ing cock.' And he starts verbally being aggressive. And I stood up and whispered in his ear, 'Do me a favor. Be aggressive with your body and not your mouth.' To me, doing it with your mouth, is degrading. And that is precisely why I didn't do boys at the beginning [of Keri's porn career]. It was that sense of being degraded.

"I had a great scene with Joel Lawrence. We had such crazy sex that I ended up on the ceiling of a boy's bathroom in a restaurant. My ass is making the toilet flush. I felt like Spider Woman."

Luke: "Have you ever had extra-curricular sex on set?"

Keri: "No."

Luke: "Did you have sex with any male porn stars before doing them on camera?"

Keri: "No."

Luke: "You're a swinger?"

Keri: "Yes, but I'm not active. Since I've left [her husband] Mark [Webb], I haven't gone to any swinging events.

"We went to After Midnight and Freedom Makers in Devor, San Bernardino, where the 215 freeway meets the 15. It used to be an elementary school but now it is a swingers club."

Luke: "What are your plans for the next few years?"

Keri: "I go minute by minute. I'm not one to make plans or have a goal."

Luke: "So what went wrong in Hawaii?"

Keri: "We got kicked out of the house we were at. We had a 6000 square foot house right by the beach and a wonderful tour guide. Numerous times he told so-and-so [Chuck Martino?] not to shoot in certain areas. The guide took us to remote locations where we could shoot. Waterfalls that were not touristy and private beaches.

"In front of our house were a couple of football fields of grass and trees and beach. So last Friday, they tried to shoot a scene right in front of the house underneath the trees. Even though the guide said several times to not shoot there. Next thing you know, this woman comes from behind the house and goes, 'Who's that man getting a blowjob?'

"Next thing I know, Heather Lynn comes in. I was in the bathtub. Heather says, 'Keri, get everything you've got. The police are coming.' The caretaker of the house had to call the owner of the house and we were asked to leave that night and pack up a thousand dollars worth of food and move to the Sheraton on the other side of the island.

"Dylan [young male performer] got very sick. He got dehydrated after too much sun exposure. Mark Tyler and Heather Lynn put him in a car and took him to the hospital. The cops followed them. They ended up not arresting anybody.

"On Saturday they ended up shooting. I said I wouldn't because I feared we were going to get followed. But I ended up working anyway in a remote area.

"I told Julia Roberts when I met her that I wanted to lick her lips and suck her toes. It embarrassed the s--- out of her. I met her on the set of Erin Brokovich. Mark was a transportation coordinator.

"Julia and Liv Tyler are the two women I'd love to bed. But Julia turned me down. I was bummed. Perhaps because I made it a public come on instead of a private come on."

Luke: "You'd rather do Liv Tyler and Julia Roberts than any male celebrity?"

Keri: "In a heartbeat. A male celebrity is easier to get. When I was younger, I was with a male celebrity."

Luke: "How's your bachelor party service Allure?"

Keri: "Busy. We've gotten a lot of press lately. I was on KROQ. When I left Mark, I took Allure. And there are days when I just want to hand it back to him. It's hard to manage myself and Allure but I just do the best I can. While I was in Hawaii, I had the phones forwarded to my brother, who's also my security driver. And now I don't want to take the forwarding off."

Luke: "What's Gina Ryder doing?"

Keri: "She was in Hawaii with us. She lives in Texas and comes out here for a couple of weeks at a time to work. She bought a house in Texas."

Luke: "Shay Sweet?"

Keri: "She was up in Sacramento or San Francisco dancing last weekend. She's still doing movies."

Luke: "Who are your best friends in the industry?"

Keri: "Lauren Montgomery. I'm so busy. I don't have a day off until the ninth of May.

"I entered the industry in October of 1998. In my second movie, I did a scene with Tina Tyler in DMJ6 [Devil in Miss Jones 6]. And I work with her in this movie. When [today] they handed me the script in a notebook, it reminded me that DMJ6 was the last time when I also received a script in a notebook. When things were so formalized."

Marianne Walters, formerly the porn star Kelly Nichols, does the makeup on Keri as we talk. Marianne is muscular and reportedly a kick boxing devotee. She says that female porn stars typically take an hour to prepare. Most hetero male porn stars don't use makeup (though some need it to take away the circles under their eyes). Most gay porn stars take about 15 minutes to work up.

I hear that Herschel Savage brings his own makeup kit to a shoot.

Keri: "I like being preened, being touched. Being in here for an hour and being transformed without having to lift a finger. Who wouldn't like that? And Marianne knows me really well. So it is relaxing."

Luke: "Isn't it weird to do a bisexual film?"

Keri: "I've wanted to explore that in my private life and it has never happened. I've been with two guys but they never did each other. I watched my first gay porno two-and-a-half years ago. Because I heard that Jill Kelly had an infatuation with gay porno."

Various people make remarks about Jill marrying Julian, who did some gay things on video.

Keri: "I also heard about Peter North being Matt Ramsey so I went looking for a Matt Ramsey gay flick on Hollywood Blvd with Tony Tedeschi. I found one and bought it. And took it home and stared amazed. The only thing that weirded me out was hearing a guy with his mouth full [of dick] making noises like his mouth was full."

Gap porn star Blake Harper's receiving makeup now from producer Eddie. Bisexual 21-year old Jason Sechrest sits on the couch.

Luke introduces himself to Blake: "Hi, I cover the hetero end. I don't know anything about the other end."

Keri: "Luke F-rd knows nothing about anything.

"Gay porn wasn't something that I would masturbate to but it fulfilled my curiosity and it didn't disappoint me in any way."

Luke: "But how does gay porn make you feel in your stomach?"

Keri: "That's such a guy question."

Luke: "I feel like one of the girls."

Keri: "It doesn't take much."

Luke: "They say that the guys in gay porn are better looking."

Keri: "I don't know. What do you think? Do you think he [Blake] is good looking?"

Blake Harper says he watches hetero porn, particularly Anabolic, because he doesn't know the guys and is therefore able to sexually objectify them. He finds Mark Davis particularly hot.

Keri: "I just did him on Saturday."

Blake: "Oh, I hate you."

Harper is the Jenna Jameson of gay porn. He's done two girls in his life, both before he was 17. He's done about a thousand guys in his life, including a period when he worked as a male escort. Harper's appeared in about 60 gay porn videos. Blake's been married to a man for three years now. They did their own commitment ceremony in front of family and friends.

Luke: "Is one of you the female in the relationship?"

Blake: "No, we're versatile. We flipflop."

From Canada, Harper lives in San Francisco.

I watch gay asian male newcomer Hans Ibsen, from Germany, run through lines with Shanna McCullough. They sit on a bed. Shanna's his sister. Hans has to be fed every line. He looks Vietnamese.

Jace Rocker and Britt Morgan are working on a non-union black exploitation feature starring Gary Busey.

"It's ok when they do it," says Jace about blacks exploiting themselves.

Blake writes a diary for StableStud.com.

I talk to Chris, a tall production assistant, who used to live with Alexis DeVelle. She suddenly left the business in 1998, dropping all contact, and moving to either Colorado or Utah. Chris next lived with Katie Gold, who attends in Texas.

Chris used to work at a Kinkos in Woodland Hills. In 1998, porn girls would always come in to rent access to the internet. They'd always go to a particular site and become very emotional. Either mad or amused or glad. Chris decided to check out the site - it was l-keford.com.

"How are women like tornadoes?" asks Chris. "They start by blowing you and end up taking your house."

Producer Eddie announces lunch is ready.

Luke: "Shall we say grace?"

Jason: "I just want to blow you when you say that."

Blake: "Well, we know how he feels."

Jason comes on to me all day.

Jason: "Luke, I see the way you don't look at me."

A pregnant Nicole London, the ex-porn star, walks in. She works behind the scenes in porn fulltime these days as a production manager for New Sensations, Legend, Playboy and others.

Nina Hartley, who recently turned 40 years of age, arrives about 2PM. Without makeup, she looks like a typical 40-year old woman but with a firm body. She talks intensely about her divorce and her journey of personal growth. She says she should've heeded the warnings from Chinese astrology about her love life.

John writes Luke: "If you are around something long enough it becomes normal" is about the saddest statement I have ever heard from you and reason enough for depression.

Ex-porn star Britt Morgan writes Luke (after interviewing him on camera Tuesday): See, you do have a conscience. And I have tape to prove it. There may be salvation for you yet - because you do not have to be religious to be spiritual. Religion is being in touch with God through other men. Spirituality is being in touch with God through holding his hand personally. Life is about being connected. Us to our earth, the earth to the waters, the waters to the air we breathe. You are sad because you are disconnected. You are not holding hands with what you are, and therefore what you are truly meant to be. You are searching where Man tells you to search. Listen to what God says to you - and I belive you'll be closer to where you are wanting to go. Who do you think really knows better? Man or God? You lack insight because you are clouded by rhetoric.

You lack forsight because you are blocked by standards. You carry a damaged heart that disallows healing.

Do this: take your shoes off, roll up your shirt sleeves, go outside (or even to a park), and sit your ass down on the grass. Put your hands on the ground out beside you. Shut up the voices inside your head, and start counting birds. Watch where they fly in from, head out to, how they call to one another and play with each other. This, my dear, is true communion. Now listen to them, because the voice of God is the loudest in the smallest & sweetest of noises. If you stop talking to yourself long enough, He'll take the time to talk to you instead.

I have not been veered to cross paths with you for no reason. I have learned to trust where I am directed and do what I think I am supposed to when I am presented with such as you. You are untouched and lonely and secretly bitter because no one looks at you, and even if they do accidently, they do not see you.

I can see you. But do not mistake my appearing for being a sole answer for any questions you need answered - I do not exactly answer directly (it's not my duty to give you the truth but to help you find it) - and what I do give is never ever a lie. If you wish to be challenged, and are willing to adventure - that is my purpose. I do not coddle, I do not protect. But if needed I can say a kind word and save.

Fear is our worst enemy. Change is our biggest fear. I have NO fear. If you are desiring - I can show you. If you prefer to stay afraid, I cannot reach you. Listen to the birds and do what they suggest. And yes, this is a slight coercion as well as warning, because there is a price to pay no matter which choice you make.

Frank writes: "Luke: I'm delighted that you are no longer depressed but -- -- but now I am depressed. Depressed at the fact that visiting with pornographers as they went about their sad and lonely work made you not depressed.

"Next. Seeing yourself as Rebellious and Naughty might have been appropriate back in your father's home when you were and had to be Rebellious and Naughty. UCLA Coeds might have found Rebellious and Naughty to be magnetic and romantic and irresistible when you were a horny student but -- -- but now, you are a thirty-four year old man; being rebellious and naughty is no longer appropriate. (Even if you are still horny.) Which does not mean that you should abandon your "arguments," your intellectual and religious questions. I only, and seriously, dispute your self-image. Ultimately, I believe, it is self-destructive."

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Hyapatia Lee Update

I hear that ex-porn star Hyapatia Lee has given birth to another son. Her third. And she and her husband are living well off every form of welfare they can finagle in Indiana. Their house burned down last year. Now, thanks to the insurance settlement, they have a big new house. This one with two stories and swimming pool. You may remember that in 1998 Hyapatia faked her own death. She's still married to the rock musician.

Linda Lovelace On Lovebytes Wednesday

Linda Lovelace will be on the Bob Berkowitz Show "Lovebytes" at 10AM Wednesday.

Chaim Amalek Returns To Porno?

Morty writes: Luke is this video legit? The cover claims it has "the return of Chaim Amalek." I don't want to shell out $29.95 retail for some rip-off compilation of his mid-eighties work. Has Chaim Amalek really returned to porn?

Chaim replies: Would that I were that svelte.

New Sensations Signs Kylie Ireland

Nic Andrews writes: As one of the true professionals in this industry, Kylie Ireland was recently signed to New Sensations as the new promotional representative for the company.

After just shooting a New Sensations feature, "Confessions" with director Nic Andrews, her professionalism and versatility made her the stand out choice as the new company image. Along with numerous appearances and signing, her contract includes 3 large scale movies for New Sensations and the upcoming interactive DVD - "My Plaything: Kylie Ireland" for Digital Sin.

Andrews: "New Sensation president/owner thought she was great. They sat down last week and he offered her the deal, and I couldn't agree with him more. I am convinced that Kylie is going to give 150% with everything she is involved in for New Sensations and Digital Sin. She is very excited about everything we have going on this year, and it is great to have someone like that on our team. She has been in this industry for several years, but I don't think she has really had the opportunity to "spread her wings" with what she is capable of. Now she is going to get the chance. I have a tremendous amount of faith in her, and look forward to working with her this year."

New Sensations contract director, Nic Andrews and adult star Ginger Paige will be appearing LIVE on Playboy TV's "Inside Adult" on, May 2nd, Wednsday night. They will be promoting the award winning "Dark Angels" that will be making it's world premiere on Playboy TV immediately following the live broadcast. Dark Angels is being featured in Playboy "Director's Cut" series,specializing in movies that push the envelope of adult entertainment.