Monday, April 30th, 2001

Tod Hunter Bashes Bush

On AVNGossip.com, Tod Hunter writes: "Jenna is one of Little Boots' 19-year-old twins, the normal-looking one who is going to the University of Texas in Austin and chugging brewskis. The snooty-looking Stepford twin, Barbara, is going to Yale. Tough to say what drug she'll get messed up with, but my guess is either cocaine or ipecac. We'll see."

Tom writes: "Hi Luke, Jenna Bush, the visual is very funny. She's sitting there drinking her beer. All these secret service people with there dark glasses protecting her. She then gets busted, How great is that?"

Tod Hunter reports that Steve Hirsch's younger brother Brad is joining the Vivid team. "The 30-year-old Hirsch came to Vivid from booking bands for live performances on four radio shows for syndication giant Westwood One, a division of CBS, itself a division of Viacom. Hirsch felt that the company's interests were moving away from live music, and "when I talked to Marci, it sounded like a great opportunity."

Steve's sister Marci heads production and Steve's father was working in the Vivid sales department last I knew.

Voyeurism Pays For Florida Business men

From SPTimes.com:

TAMPA -- It wasn't long ago that Bruce Hammil lived in a $300-a-month garage apartment and traded ads on his self-produced television show for pizza and clothes. David Marshlack's prospects were at least as grim. Just out of prison and broke, he drove a Ford Explorer his parents bought him and peddled a $99 VIP card that got holders into member nightclubs without a cover charge. Then the unlikely pair met and hit on an idea that made them rich. Men will pay to watch women in various stages of dress and to chat with them through the anonymity of their personal computers, they figured.

Mark writes Luke: I am American and i enjoy success stories as much as anyone else. But ENI (voyeurdorm, dudedorm etc) i think has went a little far with their bulls--- about broadcasting an execution. What annoys me about it is that if they were simply after publicity and got it, that is great. But their crap about turning everything into a First Amendment issue and Freedom of Speech issue and as such representing all of us and our constitutional rights is pushing it a little far.

The First Amendment issue came up with Voyeur Dorm. It makes for great publicity but it is certainly a distortion of the truth and COMPLETE BULLs---. the only issue was a zoning issue and whether or not, they were violating the zoning laws which forbade the operation of an adult business within that community. They lost.

Then they did it again by setting up DudeDorm in a condo building of retired folks knowing full well what will happen again. They tried to milk it for all its worth. That i think is fine.

But the whole execution thing is really pushing it. The laws are extremely clear on this issue. It has been tried and tested for decades. Any moron attorney (with the exception of their ex IEG attorney) would have to know that it was doomed to fail before it began. That is fine to... but to claim that they are playing these selfish and stupid games with such a sensitive and painfull issue, in the best interest of America is horrifying. I then began to wonder.

If Dave feels so strong about the "publics right to know" as he puts it when justifying his interest in broadcasting the execution, would he have approved of the broadcast for him being arrested and convicted for selling cocaine.... would he have approved of a broadcast of himself being charged for embezzlement and getting 6 months... would he have approved of a live broadcast of the 58 months he did in prison?? i seriously doubt it. though i certainly would have paid the $1.95 to watch him be sodomized daily... i mean, its all about my right to know... right?

Luke Gets Mail

Jay writes: A book about Luke F-rd? I don't know. Send me some possible chapter titles. Honestly, my curiosity has waned. Passion may not be there anymore. Would merely be a technical excercise for me. Helping you shape your work.

I'm not sure there would be a market for a non-fiction work on your escapades. You mainly work out of your apartment. Deal with most people by phone and email.

Put your ego aside and think this through: Is there a market out there for a non-fiction work on Luke F-rd? Is there enough material that has zip--that is not ho hum. Maybe a screenplay. Something where you could exaggerate and entertain. Make Luke F-rd a hero.

Fred writes: O.K., if the complete truth won't work, let's fictionalize it a tiny bit. Luke F-rd, at night, is actually a crime fighting super hero, apprehending and punishing miscreants everywhere (except those who are middle age or older, and with sagging breasts). There. Can we make a novel or screen play out of that?

Rob writes: Ironically that is 100% more believable than Luke as an orthodox Jew porn webmaster.

Nice Jewish Girl writes: I just have to say what passes for males on Luke F-rd's site are the most ugly pieces of garbage the male race has ever produced. Although they put Lynne down for her age and appearance every single one of them is a loser with women. So Luke's friends are ugly, homely little men who can't and are incapable of sustaining a relationship with women, and can only put women down due to being vastly insecure about themselves as men. Luckily I have only come across them on Luke F-rd's site, I have never met any in real life. I guess the men I've known are MEN and are capable of sustaining and loving women AND not afraid to be their husband/boyfriend. They are not stuck in some childish time warp where they can't be with women, or are too ugly and too hateful for women to pay attention to. Luke's gang needs to pay for women to pretend to like them for a night or an hour.

Luke's gang can't wait for a woman to write in so they can slobber their ugly negative comments all over her. Pathetic pieces of trash they think the only place for women is sexually. No wonder they are friendless, girl-less, wife-less, family-less. I do suggest they get the vinyl vaginas of their favorite porn stars to have the perfect relationship that would be in their fantasy. Oh wait, I'm sure they already own the latest blow-up doll.

The women who bravely write to your site know that these men are pretty horrible to look at and would never speak to them in real life. Even if Luke's gang members are not physically unattractive they are still so ugly on the inside that no woman would spend any time with them at all unless paid.

Dear Luke's Gang: Pick yourselves up off the floor and start acting like men not like sniveling whiney little pieces of crap boo hooing to your leader. Be Men not little wussie mice. Stop complaining and if you don't like your situation CHANGE.

Robert writes: On the subject of NJG. What Luke knows and has not divulged to the Loser Star Chamber is that NJG's "fiancee" is some 26 year old English guy she met on the internet, but has never met face to face! How do I know? Lynne told me in December.

Rumdar writes: Luke, I am not laying down my hard earned shekels for a blow-up doll until the Nice Jewish Girl model comes on the market. However the buzz on the street is that the NJG doll does not come without certain flaws. Before you can have vinyl sex with it, the NJG model expects you to take her for blow-up dinner, buy her a blow-up house (a big one), a Lexus blow-up car....and unfortunately the deluxe model comes equipped with a voice box which makes even more obnoxious, yentaistic demands. In short The Nice Jewish Girl Blow-Up Doll is too life like. It won't be a big seller. I doubt if a merchant could give it away. It will stay on the shelf gathering dust with the tattooed Lynne Lopitan model which is equally repulsive. Hey, NGJ thanks for the suggestion. Not interested.

Luke asks: Do any of you guys own a rubber vagina or any other type of fake vagina? Fess up, I know that Curious does...

Curious replies: Once again your fact checking proves to be abysmal. For the record that is a rubber asshole.

Rumdar replies: No but I own a pair of droopy Lynne Lopitan styrofoam tits with velcro on one side. I usually wear them in conjunction with my 1/2 Dick Cheney extension penis...

Fred replies: Actually, I use it in lieu of a bowl for having oatmeal for breakfast. Tends to make the stuff look more appetizing. Only kidding.

Nope--not only do I not have a rubber vagina, I do not know anybody who has one, nor do I know anybody who I suspect has one. I sorta think NJG and Lynn have been going off the deep end with all this talk about them.

How did you find out that Curious has one? How did that come up in conversation?

By the way, one of the funniest things I ever saw in my life was in the display window of an adult bookstore in San Francisco--an inflatable sheep. I almost died laughing.

Nice Jewish Girl replies: Oh there goes Luke F-rd's Loser Patrol out in full hissy fit force!

First there is the MPD (multiple personality disorder) Robert/Curious/Helpful in Modesto. He claims he has intimate knowledge that I don't even know my fiancee, when in fact we have lived together!!! (Itlalics mine). Yes! Shocking isn't it? But Curious and his own gang of mpd's and inner demons would not know that, because he is completely an imbecile with women!

Poor Lynne went to see him because he IM'd her day after day after DAY! And how did he treat her when he met her in the flesh? Like last week's leftovers! Well, we can see how Mr. MPD is with live real women.....something is amiss, as I said in my original email.

Yes, I put all of Luke's sad gang in together, some are worse shape than others sadly.....someone thought I didn't include herr leader LF in with them, but he is the ringleader he is of them and soulmates with his friends, not better, and he knows it. Luke is the exact same. These are the only people who can and will be his soulmates...for life :)

Fred: the electric sheep thing is hilarious...iirc I've happenstanced on the marquee and seen this...but it is just way too gross....have never seen this for real.

Rum: what can I say old buddy, were you ever in The War? You know what I mean.

Chaim: Mr. Daily DIarrhea Of The Mouth Liberal Who Really Despises Women as much as LF, and MPD....darling what can I say to man who is so....strange.... and Finally MPD/Robert/Curious/Helpful: Darling, you so desperately need a woman to look after you and clean up after you, like LF does, but sadly you will NEVER have it. Have you thought about...Therapy dear?

Max writes: Luke, Enlighten me a bit please. I'm not familiar with the NJG- AKA Nice Jewish Girl. Is she a porn star? if so, what films has she done???

Luke says: Read her bio here. No, she's done no porn films. She's just an ex-punk rock girly from San Francisco who amuses me.

Lynne writes: Luke's gang... I can't help but wonder what they do for gang colors, etc. A used kleenex hanging out of their back pocket? The tattoo "LOSER" in giant letters on their backs from shoulder to shoulder? Is their color yellow for "chicken?" Cause we know women scare 'em to death!

So are you gonna have Amber do your radio show so we can hear her chew you out properly? Hear you take your punishment like a man? It is so delightful to hear you cringe and apologize and repent your many sins!

Amber@EroticVideos.com writes Luke: Funny thing is - I read this exact same comment [is tickling cheating?] in this month's issue of my little sister's Cosmo magazine. Wow - I can't believe you are stealing stupid stuff from Cosmo? How low have we dropped?

Charles writes: Jews and blacks have so much in common. I hope you realize that most blacks are down with the children of israel. afterall we have a common enemy! i enjoy reading your site. one or two idiots do not speak for and entire race then again neither do i but i have never heard my father or anyone in my family jew bash but white people are a different story.

Todd writes: Luke, I too get inundated with calls by the Flashman. Lately, he's been asking me to email you about him. I know he is starved for attention, but I think he gets plenty on your website without me adding my two cents. If the debate is still open, I'd like to say, "Flash we love ya." Enough with the soliciting (email) and on with the soliciting (female).

Give Me Your Soul

Marc writes Luke: you're in the hot docs festival. The Bloor cinema is the biggest theater in downtown toronto. From the toronto star:

Give Me Your Soul . . . (Canada, Paul Cowan): In the two decades since the National Film Board made the explosively divisive Not A Love Story, the pornography industry has only grown larger and more efficiently businesslike: The inferno of the 1980 documentary is the sunny, flesh-toned theme park of today. This is the industry NFB filmmaker Paul Cowan enters in Give Me Your Soul . . ., a movie that keeps its moralism to itself as it follows a number of variously positioned participants in the skin trade. A story that only gets creepier as it goes along, Give Me Your Soul works by letting these people speak frankly and comfortably about themselves. The devil, as ever, is in the details. (May 6, 4:35 p.m., Bloor Cinema.)

From Hotdocs.ca: Porn. It's everywhere – CRs, DVDs, the Internet, satellites, corner stores. It comes in every imaginable form – gay, straight, animal, vegetable. It's a mainstay of the mass media economy pumping $8 billion a year through the system. And like most mass media products, it emerges mainly from somewhere in southern California. Paul Cowan takes us on a behind-the-scenes tour through the glam, the silicone, the hopes, the lies, to the realities of this L.A. flesh-for-fame packing plant. Dumpy, aging former porn star Bill is now full-time fatherly intake agent for hot new flesh to feed the machine. Eighteen-year-old Katie, just off the bus from Tennessee with stars in her eyes, does her first on-camera scene as her far too eager stage mother coaches from the sidelines. Full-time porn reporter Luke, both repulsed by and obsessed with his subject, breaks an HIV cover-up scandal in the porn world and is silenced. Cowan works his way through the lower reaches of the industry to create an insightful, darkly humorous and shocking portrait of lost bodies and the struggle for souls.

MikeSouth.com replies: Someone might tell hotdocs.ca that they are either lying or ill informed. Katie June shot her first scene for me, and her mother was not present, nor was anyone from any Canadian film company. If you are going to do a documentary you should start with the truth, when you misrepresent your subject at the very begining of the movie it casts doubt on the whole thing. Hell they weren't even there for her second shoot (shot by me as well). I have attached some pix from Katies first scene. None are hardcore, those are available at my site.

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I Can Prove that Lesbianism is Caused by a Prion Transmitted During the Act of Cunnilingus

Fred writes: Query:

1. If you added up the number of vinyl pussies (as NJG says) owned by members of the Luke F-rd advisory committee, and you added up the number of plastic cocks owned by Lynn and NJG, which number do you suppose would be higher?

2. Why is it that luke has escaped criticism by Lynn and NJG? (Note Luke's outrageous sexist remarks about female journalists.) Are there any members of the group who think it's because a) Luke is pretty and b) Lynne and NJG are shallow?

3. Why is the tenor of NJG's and Lynn's posts shrill, whereas the tenor of the posts of Luke F-rd advisory committee is never shrill?

Chaim Amalek writes: Men are seldom shrill because we are not subject to the raging hormonal tides that turn many a woman into an hysterical lunatic three or four days a month. For this reason alone, women should not be permitted to be president (nor should they be permitted to run corporations or do surgery or try cases in court or serve as judges). And for that reason alone, women should not have any direct say as to who becomes president. Let them wield their political influence via their husbands in the bedroom, as God and Nature intend. Ladies, you would do well to stop trying to BE men and instead start trying to PLEASE men. A surrendered woman is a happy woman.

PS The subject header says it all. This prion (similar to the pathogen that causes BSE and CJS) is found in vaginal secretions and affects only women. Women who are repeatedly exposed to it are very likely to be lesbian. A similar prion is found in male semen, and affects only men, causing them to be homosexual.