Wednesday, April 25th, 2001

Luke Puts On Airs

Chaim Amalek writes Luke: To be candid, you are not likely ever to go out with a nonporn woman who will meet with our approval. That would be "acting white", if you catch my drift.

PS Do you ever date ordinary women, e.g., secretaries, teachers, social workers?

Luke Wails - I Will Never Betray You

Distinguished Journalist writes: "Luke, I called you to interview you. I didn't expect the contents of that conversation to become the basis for your own article. You asked me for the courtesy of calling you to check quotes, etc., before I published, but you certainly showed me no courtesy by your actions. I also, by the way, didn't expect you to pass along our conversation to YYY, which it's clear from my conversation with her that you did. Are you a journalist or a tool of your subjects?"

Luke cries:

I want you to feel safe around me.

Yet at the same time, I want to fulfill my duty as a writer. So there may be tension at times, but I think that we can work through it.

My betrayal of Dennis Prager? That was different from the relationship that I have with you. You can trust me.

I know. This sounds too intellectual. So when you said you feared I would betray you like I did to Dennis Prager and Gene Ross and Russ Hampshire and Paul Fishbein... I say, 'I feel bad about how I handled the DP thing. And your comments send a chill down my spine. And I think maybe I am that dangerous. Then, I feel that I must resolve to show all the wonderful people in the l-keford.com community who have showered me with kindness that I am worthy...'

So anyway, I acknowledge your feelings of wariness with me. I acknowledge that the DP thing was a mess (though I am far from ready to walk away from DP.net).

I will on occasion lie. Very rarely. But if pressed to the wall, and to either save my face or someone else's, in public, I may fudge the truth.

But I think that what I have written about my life on my site is fully true. That I have shown great discretion with regard to other people. That I have protected my friends and family while wanting to write honestly about myself. That I have friends and acquantainces that go back to childhood.

That yes some friendships have gone sour... But overall, I am worthy of your confidence and friendship, though I never want you to violate your own norms and instincts with regard to this.

Anyway, all this was on my mind today...and I worked it through in therapy. It's funny. On a handful of occasions, I've discussed with my therapist bringing in a particularly close friend to the therapy. I've never done it.

My conversations with you equal the safety and importance and honesty of my conversations with my therapist. When I sit in your office, I often feel like I am sitting in my therapist's office... And the guidance that comes from both of you is very similar. You're both frum yet neither of you have lost your humanity (which often happens with religious robots).

I'm saying all this not to change how you think or speak or act towards me. I have no desire to convince you about my therapist or homeopathy or Biblical Criticism or whatever, I am just sharing... I'm equalling your frankness.

Luke Wails - I am not Evil, I'm Sick

Dear reader:

I am tired. Fatigued. Chronically fatigued. Suffering, since 1988, with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (CFS). And I don't know how to beat it.

I'm looking out now from my computer to the ocean - the ocean of exertion, the waves of effort which are building, soon to crash and roll over me and send me slithering to my bed on the floor, to rest, to sleep, perchance to dream of normal health.

Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. I don't care if it actually exists or not (many people say it is psycho-somatic), we can just use CFS as a metaphor for whatever hit me. I was real sick from 1988-94. Since then I've been about 70% of normal. It still has me in its grasp, at some times worse than others... It's been and still remains the greatest drag on my life... I get relapses if I exert myself physically too much, that's why I don't play tennis or any sports any more...

You'd think that exercise would make me feel better. It does temporarily. But if I exert myself too much, I get really sick. I don't understand it. Few doctors seem to either. I had a complete physical yesterday and the doc said everything looked fine. Yet I'm fighting crushing fatigue all the time...

I don't care if homeopathy is hogwash, so long as it works... For a couple of years, it seemed to make my life a whole lot better. For the last nine months, I've relapsed into my poor health.

It's like you have a lowgrade case of the flu all the time. Or low grade mono. Did you ever have mono? I did when I was 19...

Chronic Fatigue Syndrome CFS feels like a resumption of that... I am no more sleepy than normal...

Here's the one thing in my life which most bothers, concerns, upsets, and discourges me - when I exercise vigorously, I get an accompanying relapse of CFS. The severity of the relapse equals the severity of my exertion. I've gone jogging, I've worked out, I've walked for miles, I've swum, I've tried everything under the sun. And the result is always the same, though sometimes it comes hours, days or weeks after sustained exertion - CFS relapse.

And I've tried many things and seen many doctors but nobody has really helped much. And the problem is, because I can't exercise much, my journey through life is sluggish in many ways, including mentally. I'm not as sharp as I was, I can't sustain serious thought as long as I used to etc... And I don't know how to beat it.

When I feel strong and healthy, I move out into the world and start investigating options outside LF.com etc. I am ready to tackle life. When I get sick, I curl within, as I have the past nine months, and batten down the hatches.

Nice Jewish Girl writes: Luke: I don't think you have CFS. I'm reading a book right now called The Stranger In The Mirror- Dissociation The Hidden Epidemic by Marlene Steinberg. I recommend this book because you are manifesting the symptoms of dissociation. The way you have trouble focussing on things, the tiredness, the inability to pay attention, the depression, the sleeping a lot. All dissociation not CFS. I'm not sure if your T is able to help you, you need someone who has more training in dissociation to help you through this. If your T was on top of your problem she would see that you have Dissociation and not CFS. If you truly want to get better you need to search for a T who has experience with this diagnosis or a specialist in it. In addition, you might want to read the book it is fascinating. Here is a link for you to read a bit about it. Seriously, you need to find information about this. I have been speaking with Lynne about dissociation for a couple of days. The book is well worth it and the link is very interesting.

Ruby On The Luke and Jimmy Show

Ruby and Kevin Korey were among our guests Tuesday on The Luke and Jimmy Show.

Listen here. Read the chat.

Laura writes: Was Ruby serious when she said Thank God bush is in office because he will weed out alot of porn companies and she wants to start her own? If she is serious then she is quite ignorant. Does she think she won't become a target as well? This is the time for the industry to stick together to fight against censorship not hoping censorship will force your competitors out of business. Everyone will be a target. She ought to use her head. Have drugs addled her brain?

Ruby writes: Luke, Please tell Laura that I was being sarcastic. I do less recreational drugs, than most people I know, I do not drink, and only smoke the very best green once in awhile, and nothing else!!

Luke, I read the chat on the show. I don't understand people who think that pussies wear out. Actually it's the reverse, the more you use it the more cuntrol you have! You've heard " Use it or lose it!" I would rather be with someone experienced than someone who hasn't grown into their own orgasm yet. Lynne can e-mail me anytime. She should come to one of my barbecues this summer!

That guy that said that the media was responsible for my so called " sordid life", is so wrong! I have a great life!! I don't have a weak mind and I made a choice! If I wanted to be a lawyer because of Perry Mason, nobody would say anything about it. Doesn't it matter if this is what makes me happy?

Rumdar writes: Am I the only person who wonders what Luke is doing during those long silences on his radio show? Playing with his shmeckela is too easy an answer. Reading the Torah? Catnapping? Taking one of those frequent trips to pee? Actually I think the program would be better served and therefore garner more market share (like maybe 18-20 listeners) if Luke became the engineer and left the hosting to others. Luke could open up with a little Torah Music da! da! da! da! "Welcome Everyone to the Luke F-rd Show starring Jimmy the Wop and Todd the Engineer's Sexy Wife" .....Then Luke could disappear altogether and work the dials.....much better. Of course those of you who listened were aware of how lively everyone became once that cuckolding little honey got on the airwaves. What presence. So much better than the Ho from the Bunny Ranch who f---s fat guys and equates prostitution to social work. Give it a try Luke. Next week, don't be on you own show.

Paul writes: Luke, you anti-gay faux-jew bastard. I can't imagine the shame and self-loathing you must have for yourself. desparate for attention you start a website delving into everyone's personal picadillos, while limiting any discusion of your own *short* commings. you claim that when someone starts f---ing in front of a camera, that they cannot expect to keep their privacy, however you go crying like a bitch to the FBI for protection when you get a few well deserved threats. i've happily removed your childish attempt at a website from my bookmarks and will proceed to disinfect everything within a 20 mile radias, in hopes that any rements of the *tiny pecker* contagion known as l-keford.com will not contaminate the city. next time your ragging on gays and lesbians while holding that twig you call a cock remember, what goes around comes around. and one day someone with too much time on their hands will write your biography listing those particular items which you had hoped would not be known to your readers. perhaps that person will be me. your homophobia does not cover up your own obvious homosexuality (very few straight men gush about the male performers like you do). I might as well help you clear out those skeletons in your closet, so as to make more room for you and your self-hatred. so in a few years when your balls finally drop and you're man enough to publish this letter, your readers will be pleased to learn about MY website which will be entirely about you, your history, and all those bits and pieces you have selected to omit. you'd be surprised what you can learn about a person, if you hunt around enough! so for all the fags, dykes, AIDS patients, victims of nazi death camps and for the general good of the world I pledge this: the down fall of Luke F-rd, his website and his memory. being pro girl-girl sex does not a man make, and it pleases me to know that the same people who agree with your anti-gay beliefs also hate you for being a jew. except for the real jews, who hate you for bastardising their religion.

NJG writes: Paul if you could spell and not have run-on sentences the l-keford.com audience would be able to understand what you are saying. You did spell faux correctly though. Congratulations! But other than that you forgot to capitalize most of your sentences and they seemed to all run into each other (run-on sentence structure). Desparate or desperate or was it disparate? Which is it now? Also you said that you were removing l-keford.com from your bookmarks, so obviously you have been reading the site long enough to have it bookmarked ! What was the straw? The pink nazi references? Pat Riley's droll reviews that day? You also knew that Luke would publish your email, you didn't have to *bait* him to do it, i.e., by saying that he wouldn't......darling you are just sooo *desperate* for attention now, aren't you? Luke publishes all and every letter he receives. Nothing was out of the ordinary. In addition darling, I'm sure he doesn't care if you leave...good luck with your life. Oh and you can find a dictionary online at www.dictionary.com for your future reference. You might also want to check the spell check part of your email function to help you get started.

Subliminal Messages On l-keford.com?

Fred Nek writes: The headline re Vivid subliminal messages was interesting. If we wanted to put together a parody story about how there are subliminal messages on l-keford.com, what sort of buried subliminal messages do you suppose one would find there?

Chaim Amalek suggests:

I am a helpless man in need of your love.

Gedolim of Hollywood! Help Luke F-rd!

2-4-6-8
Shame on those who miscegenate!

I'll say it once, I'll say it out loud
I wank to vivid porn, and boy am I proud

The internet is good for you

Give to William Pierce

Gene Ross is a fag, and Luke has the sores to prove it

(More generally: _____________ is a (fag/other slur), and _____ has the sores to prove it

Helpful writes: I think there are subliminal messages which make me want to spend $250 to purchase advertising space on Luke's radio show. I really believe that $250 is damned cheep to reach 14 people with a combined purchasing power of $183.

Rumdar writes: The only thing that keeps me from cutting a check is I have nothing to advertise. But I am thinking.

Flashman Calls

Flashman (323-549-5387) says: I had nine calls tonight on Kitty Yung. She's dancing in Las Vegas. Johnathan Morgan, Alex Sanders, Max Hardcore, Chad and Misty Rain, Ed Powers, T.T. Boy, everybody told me, when Kitty makes her comeback, have her call me.

In 1994, this American-Korean girl from Wichita, Kansas, real name Mindy aka Amanda... She had the smallest tits you've ever seen. A pretty face. Takes it up the ass with Max and loves it. And then she gets this fabulous boob job. Goes to Cannes. Does privates. She has her eyes done Occidental. She turned out gorgeous. She went to indoor tanning parlors every day. She did topless dancing in Alaska. I'm going to keep calling her and try to get her to do a comeback in either the film or the escort business.

Pussyman's International Butt Babes #3

Pat Riley writes on RAME: Yet another of Christopher's casting movies with whorish women and boring perfunctory sex. Robots going through the motions.

Legend PR man Nelson Ayala writes: Hey Luke. A question: Does Pat Riley like anything??? I think Mr. Riley needs a vacation. It's become apparent that he no longer enjoys his job. His bitterness and resentment towards the industry he feeds off (much like a parasite) is obvious in his tone and in comments such as "Kiki D'aire & Taylor St. Claire are too fleshy to be attractive." Mr. Riley has been lashing out aginst the industry under the guise of movie criticism for a long time now. It may be a cry for help. Mr. Riley needs to take a break. Perhaps, while on sabbatical he could rediscover the joys of porn or ... get his head out of his ass.

Scott writes: Question for Mr.Nelson-Legend puts out a lot of my favorite smut. Is Legend censoring their more extreme videos, in particular Jim Powers' work(PERVERTED STORIES,etc.) in fear of the new republican administation? There are so many videos I want to buy but hate to spend $$$ for cut videos. Reason I ask is because of the dropping of Max.

Nelson Ayala replies: Heya, Luke. In response to Scott's question regarding JM Productions AVN award winning series Perverted Stories, I'd like to assure Scott that JM continues to deliver the kind of twisted and sick, unapologetic filth that demented perverts (yes, that's a term of endearment) have come to expect and love. For more information on Perverted Stories and other JM titles, check us out at www.jerkoffzone.com.

Goddess writes Luke: did i miss the press release? when did you and pat riley team up to write l-keford.com? i mean, what other reason could there be for you to be boring the hell out of us with video reviews.

Cumback Pussy #40

Pat Riley writes on RAME: The usual problems with the Euro-girls: no emotion, poor generally duplicated ID, big bodies, and going through the motions sex. The Brazilians in the last scene look like low grade hookers from the favellas although Claudia Bella has looked better in other movies, particularly {The Adventures Of Peeping Tom #24}. Taylor is the lone American but given her size and weight she might as well be European. Having said that, Sharon, who may be the same as Sharone in {Sodomania #35}, and Claudia are both exceptions to the general hefty Amazon Euro-girl and could be attractive if they showed some emotion during the sex. No premises or set-ups other than Taylor being a "French" maid.

YOUNG MUFF #5

Pat Riley writes on RAME: I had to view this a second time to check up on Destiny and Rochelle and, unlike most pornos, it does seem to get better the second time. None of the girls here are in the drop dead gorgeous category but all of them for one reason or another are in the "would make some effort to screw them" class and, since all are very recent, they give an aura of at least trying.

SUPER FREAKS #14

Pat Riley writes on RAME: Despite some defects, three of the girls here fall into the category of "wouldn't kick them out of bed if they were available" and Ebony is actually pretty. The other two are best forgotten and the sex is the usual atrocious unerotic ugly childish raincoater crap typical of this series.

Sodomania #35: Shades Of Expression

Pat Riley writes on RAME: Only one US scene here; the rest are the usual big Euro-whores going through motions. Mariah is looking very cute--make sure you check out her delicious butt on the back of the box--except for her tits which looks like they've shrunken even more. Somebody needs to knock her up so that they'll fill out again. Among the Europeans, Niki would be passable under other circumstances but her exaggerated facial expressions and fake moaning are off-putting. Maybe if you're totally visual and watch it without sound you might be more impressed than I was.

TRAILER TRASH NURSES #3

2001--Legend Video Producer/Director: Jerome Tanner Featuring: Tabitha Stern, Gwen Summers, Keki D'Aire, Claudia Adkins, Taylor St. Clair, Dale DaBone, John Stern, Evan Stone, Joel Lawrence, Mark Davis, Lee Fields, Ginni Lewis, Bernadette Brazal

Pat Riley writes on RAME: In this episode the girls have abandoned the idea that they want to meet millionaires to take them away from their miserable life in the trailer park and instead they've decided to make it on their own by becoming real-life nurses. Opportunity in the form of an earthquake allows them to volunteer at the local hospital where they meet with some resistance from the administration but, being a porno movie, that can be overcome with sex. For some strange reason Gwen wears what looks like a red devil's outfit rather than the usual white uniform but that's typical of this poorly put together production.

Although Tabitha, Gwen, and Claudia have nice little bodies the sex and the premise are hardly conducive to a feeling that they're doing anything but renting out their vaginas (or rectums). Gwen, in particular, vastly overacts in her sex scene and Tabitha (see {Real Sex Magazine #36}) has her usual no-loss-of-control mechanical experience with her real life husband. Taylor and Keki are far too fleshy to be attractive.

It opens with Gwen setting up the make-it-on-their-own scenario with her white trash boyfriend Dale and then while they screw (to celebrate?) (butt cum shot) the earthquake hits and Dale is trapped. Gwen callously just leaves him.

Meanwhile over at the hospital, Tabitha has been brought in suffering from a large garden gnome lodged in her rectum (we see the gnome but not in position), and Doctor Stern has to check out the possible damage to her vagina with his dick. It ends in a facial.

As a side issue Nurse Keki drives an ambulance and collides with pedestrian Mark (it's not too clear exactly what happens) who claims a groin injury. Naturally she ministers to him and they screw over the ambulance ending in a facial.

Back in the hospital, Claudia overcomes the resistance of head Doctor Joel by allowing him to anal (only) her in his office ending in a facial, after which Joel seems to start having convulsions. Doctor Evan finds Nurse Taylor smoking on the hospital premises so she lets him anal (only) her to (I suppose) prevent him reporting the matter. It ends in a facial.

Gutter Mouths 20

Pat Riley writes on RAME: Another four scenes of low-grade females talking dirty to the camera or to the stud or just aimlessly while being screwed. Since any girl I'd like to screw wouldn't even know the meaning of these terms much less verbalize them as though she spoke like this every day, nothing here is even slightly interesting. Note should also be taken of the excessive tattoos on both Kate and Chandler, the latter having added a large tailbone tattoo since I last saw her.

More Black Dirty Debutantes #32

2001--4-Play Video Producer/Director: Ed Powers Featuring: Candy, Crave, Taren Hayes, Yazmine Divine, Ed Powers

Pat Riley writes on RAME: Crave and Taren are perhaps worth the rental but the sex is just going through the motions and Ed is very, very annoying. Not only do we have the usual poor camerawork, flash photography, poor sound, and Ed's disaster-level body to contend with but he's so obviously insecure that it's painful.

Candy isn't black at all but says that she's Mexican and Ecuadorian. She has long straight reddish-black hair, white skin, passable face, nice smile, medium/large nicely shaped tits, meaty labia majora, racing stripe, and some loss of belly muscle tone. Ed rims and then screws her ending in a belly cum shot but this doesn't go well. She looks like she's in pain most of the time and shows no sign of enjoyment but instead of leaving well enough alone (or even better trash can-ing the scene) Ed follows her into the bathroom while she's taking off her makeup and asks her why she wasn't turned on. He's constantly fishing for compliments and after talking about her other scenes and how she was only turned on by one guy, he asks her, "Who was that". With a sardonic smile she says, Why, you of course, honey." I don't think even Ed bought this but the whole exchange left a bad taste in my mouth.

Crave's scene isn't much better but contains her first and only anal during which she's stoic and after which she says that it was better than she thought it was going to be. There was obviously nothing sexually arousing about it for her. Other problems with Crave in this tape are that she now has an afro hair style which is totally unbecoming, and she looks at the monitor all the time. It ends in a belly cum shot.

Taren is pretty with an overbite, piranha teeth, medium droopy tits, long straight black hair, black/Brazilian ancestry, not much waist, 5'5" tall, shaven pussy, belly button jewel, and a fleshy body. She says that she's 18 years old and loves older men (Ed breathes a sigh of relief) but that older men means guys around 30. That crushes Ed again. In not a bad scene, Ed screws her ending in an in-mouth cum shot but her unmarried mother status (my opinion) stops her being attractive. There's another post-screw interview in the bathroom but apart from some disgusting close-ups of Ed kissing her, there's nothing really objectionable.

Yazmine admits to being an escort which Ed tries to justify as someone who just accompanies men to social events. She and we are thinking, "What a moron, doesn't he realize this is a euphemism for 'whore'?" No one would pay to have Yazmine accompany them anywhere, except perhaps to the local motel which rents rooms by the hour. She has shoulder length curly brown hair, marginal face, tongue pin, small tits, small tattoo on her right shoulder back, no waist, and looks much older than her claimed 25. Ed screws her ending in a facial.

The Blowjob Adventures Of Doctor Fellatio #33

2001--Elegant Angel Video Producer/Director: Corey Jordan Featuring: Bamboo, Cassandra, Patricia, Celeste Gold, Dusk Del Mar, Kertia, Stacey Richardson, Loretta Clitora, Luna Rio, Rumika Power, Madeline, Angel, Lota, Afrodite, Tice Bune, Jon, Dick Nasty (Brit), Pat Myne, Shay, Karl Kinkade, Cal

Another set of twelve uninteresting BJ's with females rounded up from the streets, the trailer parks, the Jenny Jones show, and other such places where the woof-woofs gather. None of these girls would receive a second glance if you saw them in the street. Bamboo you should know. Cassandra and Patricia are both not too pretty blondes with unkempt hair and thick bodies who say they come from Solvenia. Celeste says that she's 19 years old and has long dirty blonde hair, not too pretty face, medium droopy boobs, and a thick body. Then follows an unknown redhead with small/medium tits, and bushy black eyebrows. Probably Brazilian. Dusk is not too pretty with long black hair, large tits, and a flabby fat body. Kertia is trashy with long blonde hair and a marginal face. Stacey has an infant damaged belly and can be seen in {Extreme Teen #11}. Another unknown is next with a not too pretty face, small tits, and a big butt. Loretta can be seen in {18 And Nasty #20}. Luna Rio is ugly with long black curly hair and medium/large tits. Rumika can be seen in {Pussyman's International Butt Babes #3}. The next is unknown and has shoulder length curly blonde hair, ugly face, large tits, and a thick body. And the last is also unknown and has a passable face, very nice little body with small/medium tits, shoulder length blonde hair, and a tight waist.

Sperm Burpers 4

More rejects from the {Jail Babes} series with the girls giving BJ's and sometimes being screwed by a series of unidentified and largely unseen males. Female wise these are the scrapings of the porn barrel but I suppose it's no worse than the other BJ series out there. Candi is the whorish while girl with cantaloupes and is incorrectly credited as Cotton Candi, the nom-de-porn of a black girl.

The Real Naturals 5

The couples scene with Joy is marred by too many porn overtones and little passion plus Ed's exploitative actions at the end. The other scenes are really just work. As usual we have to put up with Ed's flash photography for the box, his hopeless camerawork, inept editing (ruins Kristina's scene), and poor sound. Move on to {#6} which is much better.

Extreme Teen 14

Patrick Riley writes on RAME: With the recent thread about "Why aren't there more kissing in porn?", I was wondering why aren't there more actual undr essing? Why is it that the girl is either already naked, or she's clothed one second while giving a blow-job then POOF suddenly she naked the next. Is there some intimacy about undressing in front of the camera that I missing? I just thought it wo uld add so much to the whole scene if that were left in.

Seeing that you ungrateful people have been whining about the alert regarding Violet Blue (and the mention of Cali) I've accelerated the writing of my review and it's reproduced below.

Voyager, I'm sorry you didn't like Violet. Just recall that Ariel Lane has a nasty tattoo on her right thigh which is much more intrusive IMO than the tailbone, ankle, and neck tattoos here. As to their plucked eyebrows, I'd have to stretch to find any young female in the business without them. Maybe your local sunday school girls in Kansas don't pluck their eyebrows, but even then I doubt it. Just as I have to live with disgusting facials, I suggest that you get used to some level of pluckings and tattoos and look past them to the underlying physical characteristics.

As to your burnt orange tint, you've complained about this in practically every movie and while I agree that it's prevalent (but ingnorable) in the Barely Legal series, I didn't notice any particular tint here other than the white on white in Cali's scene. Like I've said before, tell your peep show arcade to have their monitors adjusted for gray level.

Missing the initial penetration? You sound like AVN or Gene Ross. Sheesh! f---ing is f---ing. You don't have to have seen around 40,000 acts of copulation to know that it's all basically the same. Only the parties and the reaction changes. Here we have adorable females in the first two scenes with no credible reaction from either. Nothing unusual about that; same as 99.9999% percent of all movies. Only the gullible teenager actually thinks these women derive any pleasure whatsoever from sex. Live with it.

As to the others who question my credibility (pillar of salt indeed), maybe you prefer the (I won't attack individuals) others who post reviews here for whom all the girls are gorgeous, the sex is "volcanic", and advise that you should rush out and buy the movie immediately. They never saw a porn star they didn't like nor a movie that wasn't great. If so read them and ignore mine. You deserve what you get.

For most of you it shouldn't be a shock that I like young-looking girls and regard anyone over 25 as old and not worth f---ing. Certainly not someone who should appear in a porn movie (do you want to watch Tiger Woods play golf or some rank amateur?). Most Euro-whores are, among other things, womanly and not worth watching. Even if they were chronologically under 25, they don't look it. (There are other reasons like total dullness and the raincoaterisms which I won't go into now.) Many resemble the used-up and the hefty of the US like Barrett Moore, Shelbee Myne, and Tara Patrick. Show me the Euro movie that has cute young girls who LOOK cute and young similar to the first two in this movie and I might change my mind. Keep your heifers back in Hungo-Czech-Slovakia where they belong!

EXTREME TEEN #14 2000--Extreme Associates Producer/Director: Derek Newblood Featuring: Violet Blue, Cali, Karima, Milena, Victoria Woods, Steve Taylor, Mickey G., Dick Nasty (Brit), Mr. Pete, Joey Ray

Everything about this movie is bad, except for one thing: the ultra-high quality of two of the girls and the passable nature of most of the others. That's enough to compensate for the director's ineptness and then some and to put it into the MUST SEE category.

Specifically what's bad? The camerawork is worse than Ed's, worse than an amateur's. The first scene takes place in a cramped bathroom so, presumably because the cameraman can't sufficiently distance himself from the people, we're treated to parts of bodies. One moment he's focusing on the pussy, the next on the head, with I don't think, one full body shot in the whole scene. Even when he's focusing on the head he can't frame the shot properly; the girl is almost out of view on the left and the majority of the shot is of the walls of the bathroom. In another example we have a great view of Steve Taylor's butt as he completely covers the girl who's scrunched up against a wall.

The second scene takes place in a hotel room where Mickey G. carries in Cali...well, somewhere in the distance a guy carries in a bundle wrapped in a blanket. We went from only close ups to only long distance. Further Cali has very white skin so what is the backdrop to much of her scene? You guessed it, a white rug. The two practically merge together.

In the last scene with Victoria we return to the cramped quarters with the action taking place in the back of a van or pick-up. For what earthly reason? The minimalist set up has Joey Ray checking on some guy's sister while the guy cooks dinner. Couldn't she have been in a bedroom?

Then we have the sound. It's nearly inaudible during any set up period--I can't tell you what the relationship is between Cali and Mickey G. for example--but as soon as the sex begins, up wells porno music at a level sufficient to disturb the neighbors. There are some minimalist sounds of sex that filter through so you can't really turn off the sound altogether making it even more annoying.

Still, we start with Violet Blue, who is not Violet Love (with the red lips butt tattoo) nor any of the other Violet's I've seen. She's adorable with a very pretty face, shoulder length blonde hair in two pigtails, tattoo on the back of her neck, small tits, tight waist, flat belly, belly button post, lovely little butt, butterfly tailbone tattoo, tattoo on left ankle outside, and a lithe very petite body. Steve comes by and finds her sitting on the toilet (no actual peeing) in the standard white blouse and plaid skirt and complains that he has told her to shut the door. He asks her what "these" are and they turn out to be finger paints which she's using at school (aren't we getting a tad young here?). She demonstrates by painting Steve's body and then he paints hers before they screw including a piledriver anal ending with a nice drop shot on her open asshole. It's unfortunate that her first scene has to be so raincoaterish but like the movie as a whole, you take what you can get.

Cali can be seen in {Young Muff #5} and has the tightest waist and narrowest hips around. She also looks less whorish and more vulnerable here as Mickey carries her in and then undresses her before screwing her on the couch and the rug. It seems Mr. Mickey may soon be needing some Viagra to fix his limp dick we see here (yet another problem).

Karima, who is supposedly Hungo/Czech, looks more like an American with her lithe but too tall body, small tits, flat belly, meaty labia majora, square shoulders, tight waist, belly button post, shaven pussy, piranha teeth, arched plucked eyebrows, and not too pretty face. She skips rope and annoys Dick who's trying to read the L.A. Times| so he hikes up her skirt and spanks her which leads to a screw.

Mr. Pete, a guy with lots of tattoos, is working on his trailer when Milena (see {More Dirty Debutantes #174})--passable face, long black hair in two pigtails, small/medium tits, very prominent tan lines, tight waist, lithe body--comes by playing with a ball and asks if he wants to play too. Sure, but not the same game. He screws her including an anal over an unused toilet that just happens to be nearby.

Victoria has shoulder length blonde hair in a pony tail, passable face, medium firm tits, racing stripe, meaty labia majora, tattoo right belly, tattoo right butt, belly button jewel, tongue pin, and a lithe body. Unfortunately rumor has it that she's been whoring it out in real life. Joey screws her.

Except as noted all scenes end in facials. No condoms were used. Date of production: 3/17/01.

Luke Explores Bisexuality

Jason Sechrest writes: Hi there, Luke! In the spirit of your ongoing sexual explorations and the unraveling discovery of your bisexuality, I'd like to personally invite you to the set of "Goosed at First Sight" in which Keri Windsor will make her bisexual debut. The best day for straight press to show up on set would be Monday, April 30th as this is the day they'll be shooting a boy/girl, a girl/girl, and a boy/girl/girl! Keri Windsor, Blake Harper, Asia Carerra, Kylie Ireland, T.J. Hart, Hans Ebson, Nina Hartley, and more are scheduled to be on set that day. You're more than welcome to take photos for your site. If you're interested in attending the other two days as well, that'd be excellent.

God Hates Fags - More Scientific Evidence

From Tuesday's New York Post:

A new study suggests that the gay life, at least for women, may be hazardous to one's health.

Higher rates of obesity and smoking and a lower rate of childbirth contributed to the findings, reported in a recent American Journal of Public Health. Researchers at the University of California, Los Angeles, found that about 28 percent of lesbians are obese, compared with about 19 percent of a similarly aged group of women in general. Smoking rates were-as bot 20 percent higher than the general population's. And childlessness or bearing children later in life increased the risk for breast cancer.

Chaim Amalek writes: Clearly there are lessons in this for all of us. Fat women, especially fat young white women, are more likely to be dykes than are hot looking women. To reduce the risk of breast cancer, women should have their children early in life instead of waiting until they are nearing the end of their reproductive years. (So all you professional women in law or med school should take a decade off and have those babies NOW.) And finally, God does not like lesbians or gay men, and afflicts them accordingly in proportion to the abomination of their deeds: AIDS for sodomites; fat for lesbians.

Kendra On Howard Stern Show

Noah writes: Luke, Kendra Jade was on the Howard Stern show again. Howard is having a boxing match between two of his regular guests Crazy Cabbie and Angry Black. Howard was hoping the winner could have butt sex with Kendra. She came in and said she wouldn't because Cabbie is disgusting and Angry Black isn't attractive. Angry Black called in and started calling her a skank and stuff. Kendra also said she would give up porn to marry Mike Gange (fatass former Stern intern that she f---ed).

Mainstream British Actress Performs Oral Sex In Film

Viewfinder writes on RAME: Well, it seems that we have a quasi-crossover from mainstream to porn, if we can call it that. Kerry Fox, a well known british actress, apparently performs oral sex for real on an actor in a new british film called "Intimacy". The flick was done by french director Patrice Chereau. The director, when asked whether Kerry Fox and her co-star had actually had real intercourse during the many sex scenes in the movie, responded in an evasive way, saying that those kind of scenes are "too difficult to fake". The uncut version of the film shows Kerry Fox clearly sucking Mark Rylance's dick, but no clear shots of intercourse. I'm pretty sure this is a first. Here's the Guardian article on it.

Jeremy Steele Says He's Not A Racist, He Even Dates A Black Girl

MikeSouth.com writes: To all Luke F-rd readers. If you do not know the difference between racism, prejudice and bigotry please do not use the term "racism", you only make yourselves look as stupid as the stereotype implies.

Jeremy Steele writes: I just scrolled todays and yesterdays l-keford. Hey Luke, I'm surprised that guy sent you our personal correspondence. My apologies to all who don't understand where I'm coming from. If you think I'm racist you totally just don't get it. I don't ever go around using the word.. was trying to illustrate a point. I don't like the word any better than anybody. I think Martin Luther King Jr was one of the greatest souls on this earth. Again, I detest racism.. I also detest assholes who think epithets are ok as long as their not directed to a person's nationality, religion or race. That's my point. Thankyou very much. Peace/Out.

I've been going out with this beautiful black girl, who does internet (not porn- not even solo penetration..she fakes it) and I told her about this s--- on l-keford.. She read it and said that she understands what I'm saying and she knows I definitely ain't racist, but that I shouldn't say the word because people will not understand. She said I should have just said "the N word" to illustrate my point. So, again, my apologies... I guess I'm so removed from what a racist mind is that I don't know what a repressed racist mind would think so as not to appear to be racist. And, of course, I never have been politically correct, anyway. If a black person cries out the name the world knows it's of anguish, not attack.. but whites don't have the same luxury, it seems.. Not until the world evolves some more, at least. I hope people can understand I don't judge a person by their skin tone, but as MLK! said, the content of their character.

I've actually never met a black person, or a white person. I've seen chess boards and those are black and white. I've seen very dark skinned people, but I wouldn't call them black. And I've seen very pale, sunless nordic woman look almost but not quite white. But the whole thing of calling certain races black or white should be examined. I think it's f---ed-up: It puts two races in a dichotomy of opposites and extremes which are false. In truth, we are generally brown and beige/pale.. and brown and beige are much closer to one another than black and white. Black is often associated with doom, death, evil, sickness and white with purity, innocence or something angelic or perhaps superior.. And this is bulls---. It's no wonder people's mind's are so suseptible to either racist tendancies or feel they must fight a battle agaist racism in general.. We need to look at the language we use in general. It is the ! whole breeding ground for this absurdity of epithets. On the other hand, Chris Rock said there are blacks and then there are ______s.

So please repeat three times: "Chris Rock is a racist!" Ok, if you don't get my sarcasm, I'm sorry, but it's great that an intelligent comedian has further helped to break language down which has been a crutch to human progress. It really doesn't matter what a person says.. A person can say "I Love You" but may really hate or be trying to destroy you. A person can go through his life being politically correct, but that doesn't mean he's not a piece of s--- on the inside. A "white" person still can not get away, in modern times, with saying the same thing Chris Rock, said, but maybe, one day, we shall overcome, in the name of human evolution. In the mid 1990's, before I ever got in the porn business, a poem I once wrote won a contest and was published in an anthology book: It went as follows:

Only Eyes are black and white
Centered in and surrounded by a beautiful forest of colour
A wondrous crystal sphere
Sometimes bloodshot
Crusty
Reflective
Tear-stained
Closed
Or
Wide-open
Staring
Blind
From the things that have been read
And re-read.

If anyone still thinks I'm a racist they can go f--- themselves.

Satyric writes: Is Mr.Marcus taking hyper-sensitivity to a new level or what? Anyone who thinks that Jeremy Steele was being "discriminatory" in the context he used the N-word has got a screw loose. If Steele had said in the exact same context "Being Irish doesn't mean you're are drunk".Should I threaten to beat his ass? Would Timlake jump on the bandwagon as well?Geez lighten up...

Gregory Bowman writes: To those I may have offended, Please accept my apology by using the term "monkey dick" when dealing with Jeremy Steele. I regret to have said it and it does show my lack of compassion but by NO means was it meant to be racially motivated. I merely made reference to it as monkeys have a proclivity for masturbating excessively in captivity and they are easily trained like organ grinder capuchin monkeys, a blonde species of monkey.

Mr. Steele took it upon himself to "racialize" my comment and given his history of drug abuse, domestic violence, and general lack of common sense, I should have never given him the opportunity to defend his platform, albeit made of toothpicks. After being informed of his penchant for self destructive behavior I merely ignored his excessive e mails saying "PAY ATTENTION TO ME" His life path should cross that of a trained professional who can better help him with his problems. Once again I am sorry if I offended anyone.

Vivid Admits Using Subliminal Messages

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- A Los Angeles-based X-rated film company is experimenting with subliminal messages placed in its line of adult DVDs.

Vivid Video says six new DVDs will contain subliminal messages such as "Buy Vivid" and "There's No Girl Like A Vivid Girl." Company executive David James calls the subliminals "branding devices" and says the decision to add them came about after it was discovered many porn customers have no idea which company makes which X-rated video.

The subliminal messages were supposed to be a secret, but James admits the cat is now out of the box. Meanwhile, well-known subliminal expert Dr. Wilson Bryan Key says Vivid Video isn't doing anything that Coca-Cola hasn't done, but he thinks the secret messages would be more effective if they're inserted into religious films.

Luke says: Credit for this story goes to David Moyes at Wireless Flash.

Lynne writes: Vivid Video, one of those companies that thinks the porn audience is too stupid to know the difference between real and fake tits, falls for the old "subliminal advertising" scam, as if the "pretty boxes, lousy movies" scam wasn't enough. Anyone interested in the truth about subliminal advertising and a host of other pseudoscience scams might want to visit skepdic.com, which features regularly updated information on subjects "from abracadabra to zombis(sic)."

Diesel writes: Hi, Luke! This is Diesel, reviewer from Adult DVD Empire and writer of Diesel's Den. I think that the whole subliminal message controversy in those Vivid DVDs is merely a very clever, though certainly disingenuous, way of generating publicity by Vivid (And, by golly, it working! I mean here we are, talking about this otherwise mundane topic!). I don't think anyone actually believes that the messages will really work as "branding devices" and turn customers into Vivid zombies. But the very novelty of consumers trying to find them is sure to boost sales. How many porn fans will now go buy or rent them, just to see if the messages are really there? It's like trying to find the golden ticket in Willy Wonka chocolate bars... If only Vivid would put as much effort into giving us complete, well-transferred, and unedited movies as they do in their marketing strategies...the porno world would be a lot better place (sort of).

Concerned writes: I find it appalling that a company like Vivid would stoop to using subliminal messages to pimp their XXX product. How much lower can you go?

Brazil Enlists Porn Stars In Safe Sex Drive

BRASILIA, Brazil, April 24 (Reuters) - Brazil, known for its aggressive campaign against AIDS, plans to enlist the pornographic film industry in the cause by requiring erotic films to carry a safe-sex message.

Under legislation awaiting final approval in Congress, all pornographic films for sale or rental in Brazil would need to carry a five-second opening message advising the use of a condom during sexual intercourse.

"Our objective was to alert the population to the importance of using the condom," said Celio de Mello, chief adviser to Deputy Fernando Goncalves, a sponsor of the bill. "We wanted people to be well-informed when watching films with a sexual appeal," de Mello said on Tuesday, expressing confidence the measure would be approved.

Brazil has become a model in the AIDS fight, thanks to extensive precautionary advertising and a policy of distributing free anti-AIDS drugs. The nation of about 170 million people slashed AIDS deaths to 24.8 percent of the infected population in 1999 from 73.7 percent in 1990.

In absolute numbers, Latin America's largest country suffers from a high rate of AIDS infection, with 200,000 registered cases of HIV, and estimates of up to 540,000 total cases. But only 0.6 percent of the adult population is infected, compared with an estimated 36 percent in Botswana, the world's highest rate.

Did Wicked Ban Its Girls From Talking To Luke?

Meni> LUKE why did Wicked ban its girls/directors from talking to YOU?

Meni> Wicked policy do not speak to luke

Luke Gets Mail

Robert Lombard of Creative Image Management and Casting is :-]]]] to say the least. Saturday, April 21st an R rated series for worldwide release started production. "The Voyeur". Two stories per episode. PLEASED to announce the first two stories were filled with an entire ADULT STAR cast. "Taboo-Hank,Julie,Lucy" starred HERSCHEL SAVAGE, KERI WINDSOR, and DRU BERRYMORE. "Three's Company" starred RAFE'(Dru Berrymores' husband), Former Adult Girl HOLLY SAMPSON and ALANA EVANS. Yes, I was nervous..But ALL went well! ALL talent showed up on time and were completely prepared. Production will run through August. 54 stories to complete 27 half hour episodes. Luke, hope all is well and the sun is shinning on your side of the street.

Harold writes: Dear Luke: Thought you might like to know that Briana Banks [who just signed with Vivid] will be the Pet of the Month in the June 2001 edition of Penthouse. It should be on the newsstands next week.

John write: Luke, a few facts about "Body Double". Another porn girl was in it: Barbara Peckinpaugh who used the name Susanna Britton for her porn work. She only was in two hard core movies where she had sex with a guy. 1) Blond Goddess. The other was a loop for Sue Randall, the English porner. These would have been in 1982-83. She did a lot of bondage work. She worked with the likes of Michelle Bauer (one of her best friends) and Julia Parton. If you ever see a bondage video called "Special Request" she dominates Michelle Bauer for a good hour. She was also in the first "The Dresden Diary." She was also in something called "Shadows Run Black," with an unknown Kevin Costner. She committed suicide in the mid-eighties. Click on the imdb link below and you will see a poster used for "Body Double". I belive the model in the picture is Barbara but can not sware to it.

Peci writes: luke, a friend told me toni jame is back doing videos, and i did not believe it. I went to mr. marcus's website and sure enough she is in one of his latest casting couch videos. what the hell kind of drugs is she on, she left to start a family and now is back doing a loser, DMX wannabee thug marcus. i never understood what the hell goes thru some of these gals minds, he is scum and she wants to be one of his casting couch whores. i understand with krysti myst and many others that it is the drugs, but are these gals just stupid? toni james has serious contract gal and big-budget potential, so decides to be a black man' s bitch? oh well, her stock just went down, sometimes you get older and not so wiser. and sean michaels promised us he would retire, come on sean keep your word and do so, the trash your putting out is horrible, and your pushing 50 and the tool is not what it used to be. don't be like michael jordan and embarrass yourself with a comeback.

YYY, an American close to the porn industry, says: Extreme and all the other American companies that travel to Brazil, to the best of my knowledge, insist on the use of condoms.

XXXX answers: REALLY? Then, tell me... what happens to the condoms in the actual movies? They're digitally erased by the computer special effects wizards from Industrial Light & Magic? Cuz I don't seen that many condoms in Extreme flicks. I would love to know the brand of this fantastic magic condom that disappears on camera. You can make millions with that invention, you know that!

Oh, BTW, inform Mr. Marcus that the 'N' word' (negro) isn't offensive in Brazil. Not at all. In fact, is a symbol of pride. What I really consider stupid is the PC usage of "Afro-Americans". Afro my ass! So ALL genes that causes your skin to have a melanin overload came from Africa? Puleaze, SPARE ME! I guess that a lot of those "afro-americans" never set foot on Africa in their entire lives. Besides, we're all HUMAN. Black people aren't a race apart. It's just a different tone of skin. So it's okay to have hair and eyes with rainbow colours, but not skin? Puleaze, SPARE ME again! Let's use the right world: BLACK. BLACK and PROUD. A lot of people died for this belief, so cut the crap. If he were alive, Mr. King would've been spinning in his grave.

Linda writes on RAME: A porn actress is interviewed in the "Uncensored" column of the July 2001 issue of Musclemag International. She's identified by the initials SDR. She started out as a dancer and has made between 40-45 movies. One was an 8 man gang bang. Her favorite female to work with was identified by the initials JJ. She says she gets paid (ahem) $10,000 per movie.

Bob writes Luke: In the early 80's I dated a young lady in LA that was a grad student at USC. She also was an escort and worked in a couple of adult videos as on-screen talent as well as make-up, lighting and such. She did the above to pay for her tuition. I live in San Diego, so we carried on a long distance relationship and we were friends first and lovers second. During this period she tried to commit suicide on several occasions and on more then one occasion I called 911 to have an ambulance sent to her house. After getting her masters degree she became an animator at Disney, got married (to an asshole) and has several lovely children. Today, she's a very well adjusted, intelligent and successful mother.

Why am I writing this??? Not because I was interested in watching "dirty" movies or looking at "dirty" pictures but because I was fascinated how people get into the industry and why they do this for a living. This young lady was very dear to my heart as a friend but I could never understand why she did what she did. We had many discussions over the years but I could never fully comprehend her actions (she has wealthy parents).

Lynne writes: Dear boy, you are setting off all my "mommy alarms." You have indeed been a wise boy and crafted a relationship between us that will best withstand your own saboteur efforts.

I asked you if you were okay this morning and you said yes and you were obviously NOT okay...which is why I asked, of course...this is not something I'm happy to be right about, you understand. You announced to the world that you were physically and emotionally abused. Honey, you are hardly the first person who was emotionally, if not sexually, abused as a child to end up hanging around the porn world. And you are hardly the first person who was emotionally abused to have no self-esteem whatsoever.

I picked up the Jew vs Jew book and am still working on the Hear My Story book. What I am learning from the latter is that many Jews are as confused as I am about what constitutes their Jewish identity. As a convert, you are clear because you've made a conscious choice. NJG and I were talking about it the other day, and I told her the truth: I almost never thought about being Jewish until I met Luke and he actually indicated it was a subject of interest. You're interested in porn, and porn fascinates me. You're interested in Judaism, and I'm looking for the fascination. You're interested in yourself and, why, you're my favorite subject.

Max writes: Question- a while ago you had some pictures of some Jewish guys, but you never said what they did..I'm curious, there was a guy named Schlesinger in one photo. Are these pornographers? Is there a young group of Jewish porno producers? I find the Jewish connection to porn quite interesting. I know we pretty much have a strong hold of Hollywood, but adult entertainment too? we're batting a 1000! By the way, whats your Hebrew name? you should use it on your site more often.

Chaim Amalek writes: Luke, I accidentally clicked on to that banner for vivid at the bottom of your page (one of the two that once cannot avoid by going to the address you suggested) and had to waddle through about ten sites before I could get out. Very sleazy of you to associate with such folks, and a very bad business practice for them to follow.

XXX writes: LUKE....Hello...does the name Mike Gange ring any bells?...(previous communications). mike gange mike gange...mike gange everywhere..that guy certainly does seem to get around doesn't he?....what is his *real* job within the walls of the Stern? Why is everyone so fearful of Mike Gange? WHY does Mike Gange carry such power and heat?......so many questions around this one individual. Looks can be.........

Homosexuality and the Nazis

In 1945 a Jewish historian by the name of Samuel Igra published Germany's National Vice, which called homosexuality the "poisoned stream" that ran through the heart of Nazism. (In the 1920s and 30s, homosexuality was known as "the German vice" across Europe because of the debaucheries of the Weimar period.) Igra, who escaped Germany in 1939, claims that Hitler "had been a male prostitute in Vienna at the time of his sojourn there, from 1907 to 1912, and that he practiced the same calling in Munich from 1912 to 1914" (Igra:67). Desmond Seward, in Napoleon and Hitler, says Hitler is listed as a homosexual in Viennese police records (Seward:299). Lending credence to this is the fact, noted by Walter Langer, that during several of those years Hitler "chose to live in a Vienna flophouse known to be inhabited by many homosexuals" (Langer:192). Rector writes that, as a young man, Hitler was often called "der Schoen Adolf" (the handsome Adolf) and that later his looks "were also to some extent helpful in gaining big-money support from Ernst Ro[e]hm's circle of wealthy gay friends" (Rector:52).

XXX writes: Dear Luke: Although this is the homosexual *response* to The Pink Swastika, this is still the entire book, and the gay (lies) are the annotations, i.e., the gays claim that pederasty did not mean boys! Please peruse at your leisure, and this is more ammunition for you.