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Monday, April 23rd, 2001

HIV Positive Brazil Porn Girls On Extreme Associates Boxcover

XXX writes: I can list a lot of brazilian HIV-infected girls who made unprotected sex with american actors. I don't know their names, but they are the ones from the first Extreme Brazil flick. One of em already died. I've circled them on this boxcover.

Gregory Bowman writes Luke: Sent to me today was a box cover from XXX, Brazilian porn publisher noting THAT indeed American Producers are hiring HIV positive Brazilian actresses to perform in movies for release in United States. Performing with American male talent.

Moreover, XXX has indicated that male American porn actors have been exposed to these dying or dead porn actresses and are continuing to work in the U.S. Once again reiterating my inital commentary regarding the risks of HIV in Brazil. Producers and talent take note of those who are working with talent shooting in Brazil-they are taking unreasonable risks to save money. As a result, people will become infected and die. WAKE UP and smell the roses at your funeral.

I would appreciate more people like XXX to come forward with this information so everyone can cringe at the reality of PROFIT vs Care in the porn industry. I would greatly appreciate your comments and information at nathans_parable@yahoo.com

Jeremy Steele engaged in this fruitful email discussion with Gregory Bowman over the subject of HIV and AIDS.

Gregory writes Jeremy: You are obviously an angry person with problems: I would suggest therapy. And proof is in the action. You are a paid monkey who is paid to ejaculate on command on film-truth hurts doesnt it? Lets set up the innoculation date so we can see if you have what it takes; prove your belief. Again; put up or shut up. All wind and no fury. And again I ask you WHAT IS YOUR AGENDA? To mislead poor porners to take unreasonable risk? Typical for a porn mentality, the bottom of the barrel is looking down at you.

Jeremy writes Gregory: You have insulted me asshole.. In more ways than one.. Being a porn star does not equal to being called paid monkey dick.. Being black doesn't mean you're a nigger. And what a moronic hypocrite you are. If porn is so despicable what the f--- are you reading about it on l-keford? You wonder why I'm angry. Again, the burden of proof is in your hands, not mine. You need to send me one scientific reference which proves HIV causes AIDS.

Receiving HIV positive blood may or may not actually kill me (I know it won't) but it certainly is occupational suicide. I would be completely blacklisted. You are full of more assumations than the average moron. My agenda is to provide alternative information on HIV/AIDS for people to decide for themselves.. But, OBVIOUSLY, your mind is already made up.

You are too good to take a look at the sources I've referred you to.. instead, like some complete idiot, you keep repeating how I need to innoculate myself, and that's the only issue here. The burden of proof is on your side, not mine. Again, I've given you sources to check out, and wrote, initially, a brief history of how HIV came to be know as the cause of AIDS.. All this information is researchable, but you refuse. You Refuse. Typical porn mentality? Hey, asshole, It is not politically correct to say what I do. And it's hardly typical. Most attack me, just like you, without looking at any alternative information. You are pathetic. Most go along believing everything they read in the papers and assume all truth lies only in what politically controlled sources of information reveal. Remember JFK or do you think the magic bullet theory is scientifically possible? Remember the virus=cancer program that lasted for 15 years? When evidence came to the contrary, the big money making research NIH would not accept it. Wake up.

Gregory writes: Jeremy I didnt even know you were black so there ya go again with trite supposition. Whos the racist when you bring up the race card. Maybe Johnny Cochran may want to jump on this. In all honesty, you repeat yourself and want to be heard-do it with some decorum-not with the apparent hostility seen in your letters. I value your comments and do not wish to insult you. YOU are a paid whore. Plain and simple. Who listens to whores?? And again you dont step up to the plate you just prattle on like a parrot. I don't use the N word and you are hypocritcal to do so as well. You should stop with the anger and follow truth and love. Your life will be much more enjoyable, even as a paid monkey dick.

Jeremy writes: Moron, You've ignored all my points made. So when are you going to read the references??? Instead call me a monkey dick.. You absolutely don't give a f--- about truth, and it proves you're a total idiot, loser and sheep... BTW I'm not a nigger, or a black man, Stupid. That, once again, shows the level of your intelligence. That, once again, shows how you assume things.

Gregory writes: Once again you misstate me. I didnt know your race and it is certainly not an issue. I DONT CARE. Your profanity certainly makes your point, salient or not, a non issue. Being a public speaker you should have learned that while in University. Run back to "playing the race card if you wish" but leave me out of it..............did you even ask my ethnicity?

Jeremy writes: HELLO???!!!! You are the one who said I'm a black man, stupid. You are the one who is too stupid to get the point that calling me a monkey dick is like calling a black man a nigger. You are the one who refuses and will forever refuse to look at the information I offered. Damn, are you f---ing stupid.. I don't care what your ethnicity is, moron.. It's irrelevant.

Gregory writes: Monkeys come in all colors including blonde

Jeremy Steele writes: Blonde? The latest ASSumation of yours is that I'm blond. I'm not blond, moron. Nor am I black. You are definitely the stupidist person I've ever had a conversation with on the internet.

Talking With Ruby

Ruby woke up at 3PM this afternoon at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch and called Luke.

Ruby says her brother Tommy is moving to Los Angeles to work as a male performer.

Ruby: "I shot his first scene. It was gross. It was with a friend of mine, Jen Lynn [a regular at the Bunny Ranch]. I told him, 'When you go in [to Los Angeles porners], tell them that if you can screw in front of your sister, you can keep wood on any set.

"He did good. I said, 'You are my brother. Cool. It does run in the family.' My sister is the only normal child so we encourage normality in her.

"He's like me, too impatient to go to college. Like me, he's dyslexic as hell.

"I don't smoke pot all the time. I'm not a huge stoner. Only occassionally. And we're not allowed to here [Bunny Ranch]. Nothing like that is allowed. That's why I had to go to a party.

"In my interview, you didn't print that you liked Penthouse Forum. You left a couple of things out.

"I was 15 when I lost my virginity but I had planned it for six months. He was a white boy and it was fun. But he cheated eating my pussy. It was his thumb. He thought I didn't know.

"I have a fascinating question for you. Because Jewish men get circumsized as teenagers, that has anything to do with dulling their sex drive?"

Luke: "It might. But Jewish boys get circumsized at eight days. Maybe certain Muslim males get circumsized at 13."

Ruby: "I was thinking, what a perfect way of keeping a boy's dick in his pants is to give him surgery on it when he's 13."

Luke: "I've heard that it reduces sensitivity at the head of the penis. I can only hope so."

Ruby: "Rocco got circumsized [around 1992] as an adult. And he said that he lost 50% of his feeling when he lost his foreskin. If I had a boy, I don't know if I could circumsize him.

"I don't mind foreskins so long as you know how to clean them."

Vivid Using Subliminal Advertising

Bill Broderick writes on AdultDVDTalk.com: I received the Vivid Virtual Blowjobs: Down The Hatch disk today. While watching it, there was a flash on the screen during the Taylor St.Claire scene. Wondering what it was, I went back and to the flash and frame advanced until I found the flash. They had a single frame at 6:48 into Taylor's scene that had "BUY VIVID" in bold white letters taking up most of the screen. Can they possibly think that this is a good idea? Didn't movie theaters get sued (successfully) a few years back for doing somethin like this to get people to buy popcorn & soda?

Princo writes: This type of thing is always a bad idea. It may work for a short while but when people find out about it they will remember it negatively for much longer than it is worth.

Dumbblonde writes: Unbelievably bad idea, and indicative of their attitude toward the consumer, I would think. Did they think they would get away with this? They obviously don't lurk here, lol!

Diesel writes: Obviously Vivid is doing this as a publicity stunt to generate some sort of controversial response. I have no idea how effective subliminal messages are in real advertising (I have read conflicting reports), but it's clear that Vivid wants to draw some press. Then maybe they will issue a statement explaining that it was a mistake, or that it was put there by some disgruntled employee, or that it was a joke, and promise that future Vivid releases will no longer have these messages...

Kendra Jade Superstar

I talked to Kendra Jade Monday afternoon. She'd flown into Philadelphia this morning.

Kendra: "I've been working on my CD. I've done three tracks so far."

Luke: "Maybe you can follow in Jeremy Steele's footsteps and come on my show to sing a song or two."

Kendra: "They're not copyrighted yet. And I don't have the lyrics down yet. Just the music. Wanna hear a little bit?"

Kendra plays some pop music, which Kendra says sounds like Brittany Spears and N'Sync stuff.

Kendra: "Now we're working on lyrics and harmonies and I'm in vocal training.

"The music is very commercial. It's the stuff that's getting major airplay now.

"I'm not going into it as Kendra Jade Porn Star. We're not even attaching my name to the project. That way, if the music is good, it will take off because it is music. Not because of me. And if it is bad, it will fail."

Jade has a new rock star boyfriend.

Kendra: "I trust his instinct as far as music. They've sold millions of albums.

"I'm on the road a lot now because I'm recording a lot in New York. They say the album could take as long as a year to get it out and do it right. Even if it fails, I will still be happy because it still comes from my heart and everything.

"I'm doing all the song writing. Plus, you make more money off of writing music than be performing it.

"I feel wonderful. I feel happy. I'm working on stuff that I've always dreamed about working on. I'm doing things that I've always wanted to do. I feel like I am putting myself in a good position. I'm just living happy and healthy. I'm with a guy that I really dig. So my love life is good, my family life is good, and my home life is good and my career is good. Everything's good."

Host, victim and parasite; the dynamics of porn

Cheyenne Silver's ex-boyfriend Gregory Bowman writes:

The reality of the porn industry being "for profit" is apparent like no other business. The not so shocking truth behind this reality is that it is at any cost regardless of risk. No other business puts such disregard for human life as does porn. Tragically, the never- ending supply of disposable talent lends itself to an abundance of activity. Those that prey on this group profit from and have no regard for their well-being; "Predation alive and well" should be their slogan. They are merely parasites.

The host or talent, the most vulnerable of society, flocks to the adult world for a number of reasons. One would think the economic aspect of working in the adult business would be alluring; but at what cost and for how long? For most it is a fleeting moment ending in suffering and disillusionment. The clear reason for most who have the desire to be talent in the adult industry stems from some psychological pathology resulting from a number of reasons, most being sexual abuse in the past. The repeated reenactment of some past traumatic event is a clear symptom of addictive behavior. More than one porn actress has told me her "fantasy" is to be abused by a stranger, stemming from being sexually abused as a child. Where else but in the porn business can one so easily live out this fantasy. What they cannot resolve, they revisit and with increasing intensity and destructiveness.

Although most will defend their position and discount this opinion, the proof is self- evident. The resultant equation for consequential life chaos is abundantly obvious and profoundly tragic. The abused hosts seek out the reassurance of their pathology in porn and the abusers, no more than social parasites, must live and are glad to confirm and support the cause towards a self destructive end. When the host talent is no longer able to provide for the parasite porn profiteer, the parasite merely finds a new host, another abused and confused pretty girl is just a phone call away. Good times for all. I would appreciate your comments sent to nathans_parable@yahoo.com.

And relating profit with no regard for risk.....

From l-keford.com April 20, 2001
Flashman calls: I talked to the top booking agent in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. The girls down there are very attractive. And they'll do anal for $300, while the San Fernando Valley norm is $1200.

According to the New England Journal of Medicine April, 2001: Due to Brazil's financial crisis, persons currently receiving antiretroviral therapy through the public health system are expected to be cut off starting in October; expensive treatments for other diseases, including hemophilia, tuberculosis, diabetes, and malaria, are also threatened. Because of the cost of the drugs, the government would need $110 million to continue the program.

Luke read this and tell me Brazil isnt dangerous. He even states he can give me a list of HIV infected brazilian girls who have had sex with american male actors. Again proving my point.

Brazilian porn mag editor XXX writes to Gregory:

Sergio I'm> sorry for seemingly making a generalization but people must be aware of the risks. You, on the other hand, even state that the purpose of your letter is profit based. That my> reporting the truth would "hurt your market".

By saying that ALL our actresses AND girls are potential vessels for the AIDS virus, you're hurting not only the market, but the Brazilian tourist trade as well. If a guy wants to, say, have unprotected sex with a brazilian tranvestite, that's not the country's fault.

I applaud you> for practicing safe sex and testing> but can assure you that many are not.

All the actresses I know request exams and condoms. Of course, I cannot say the same for the girls picked on streets to act in american movies. In fact, I can even list a lot of brazilian HIV-infected girls who made unprotected sex with american actors.

Not only with HIV >but with other disease such as tuberculosis. Reports show that Brazil will need over $110 million dollars this year to keep the public health program afloat and as> of October the funding for HIV preventing drugs being distributed has ceased,

Dude, that's not EXACTLY the case. In the interior of the country (Brazil is as big as the USA), it is true. But in the great centers (Rio and S. Paulo), the hospitals works pretty fine.

1. Testing

Requested in all the serious companies.

2. Condom Use

Almost obligatory by actresse's request.

4. Protection from falsified HIV tests.

Well, let's be hard here: our bitches are too stupid to even think about faking an HIV test.

5. Public Education on HIV

s---ty as hell. Every time a condom airs on TV, the church screams.

I am not condemming >the hard working actors that make Brazilian adult movie industry; merely making accurate points as to why U.S. talent should be informed and decisions they make before risking their lives. >Brazilian sexual practices are far different than in the United States

I disagree. It's the same everywhere: a penis, a vagina...

Show us your HIV testing programs and> the regulations and convince us Brazil is safe.

I cannot prove you, and you cannot prove ME that american industry is safer. You do have a lot of HIV-infected actors and actresses. Here in Brazil, there isn't a SINGLE case of HIV among our REAL professionals. And again, I cannot speak for our street hookers. They can be irresponsible, but if a producer asks em to make a movie and doesn't require an HIV test, well.... who's being irresponsible?

I PREDICT those U.S.> actors that do Brazilian> porn to have a higher incident rate of HIV in the coming year.

Well, the keep an eye on the Extreme and Evil Angel regulars. Those are the worst.

To Be Or Not To Be?

Goddess writes: You told us a long time ago you "might be gay," Luke. YAWN. For Pete's sake, put some guys cock where your mouth is and make up your damn mind!

Rumdar writes: Luke, I have always suspected......your matinee idol good looks complete with a set of blow job lips. Your aversion to cunnilingus. Searching for women others wouldn't throw rocks at i.e. frigid, demanding Jewesses. Very suspicious. Why not let Mr. Marcus f--- you in the butt for a test drive.

Chaim Amalek writes Luke: Ten to one Adam Bellow is Saul Bellow's son. Klanish, these Juden are. And not only should you continue to publish Dr. Pierce's work, you should come out of the closet about your affiliation with the National Alliance as well. Don't worry about that other thing - there is room in the struggle for a gay man.

PS If you get on the Stern show, be sure to publicly thank CHAIM AMALEK, friend to all jews. (In fact, you should mention my name in the course of EVERY media interview you do.)

Has Anyone Seen Krista?

Laker fan writes on BigDoggie.net: Has anyone seen porn star Krista? I made arrangements to see her in Vegas last month and received a cancellation notice two days prior to our scheduled meeting. I've contacted her several times in the hopes of rescheduling? Word is that she is unreliable. Has anyone else had this experience with Krista? Krista is the petite brunnette from the early 90's...

Txdude writes: I saw Krista recently. Very enthusiastic GFE [Girl Friend Escort?]. She did cancel some people in another town recently and she is not the most reliable. She is extremely inexpensive and I would say that she was completely worth it. She did mention that she will probably be retiring, but I suspect it will be the shame short time retirement that most of the girls have.

Reviews Of Madelyn Knight and BodyMiracle.com?

Kenc writes on BigDoggie.net: Anyone seen Madelyn Night? Is she a clock watcher or GFE provider? What about Body Miracle, are they a quality service? I see that Madelyn will be in DC this week and I will be as well. It does appear in the Body Miracle web site that Madelyn will visit with Dawn as a two-some. Any comments, experiences with the two of them together or with Dawn at all. I'm hoping to at least get feedback on Madelyn and Body Miracle. Any and all replies appreciated!

Aja Better Looking Than Her Photos

VelkyParek writes on BigDoggie.net: Had an opportunity to see Aja through Apres Vous while she was touring in my city. She is better looking than her photo...very fit and toned with a great figure. She was very friendly and accomodating. All in all, it was a great experience. And, compared to what other porn stars charge, an excellent value. My only small complaint was that she wasn't quite giving me her full attention when we were talking afterwards...she did not walk me to the door, for instance. But, that is a minor point. I would likely see her again.

Crescent Already Violating Injunction?

Zack writes: Hey Luke, Crescent Publishing may already be violating the FTC injunction. As you know, they are prevented from doing business on the web without posting a 10 million dollar bond. I'm sure they haven't posted that bond, since they claim not to have the money and since they appeared to have shut down all their sites. But, at least one or perhaps three (or more) of their sites is still up. Celebrityskin.com is still up and is definitely run by Crescent. Liveyounggirls.com is also up and is most likely run by Crescent, since they publish Live Young Girls Magazine. That site bounces you to 18n'Horny.com. They might be able to claim that Celebrityskin.com is not "doing business on the web," since it's not a pay site. It is however an advertisement for Celebrity Skin Magazine. Liveyounggirls.com and 18'nHorny are both pay sites and both ask for your credit card number for a "free five day memborship." Conspicuously, both Liveyounggirls.com and Celebrityskin.com were Crescent sites not named in the original indictment. Anyway, the FTC should be tipped off.

18Nhorny will bounce you to a rabbit warren of other pay sites: sugarwalls.com, puref---.com, orgasm.com. Each asks for your credit card number for a free 5 day membership. Puref--- has the audacity to offer you a year for free and then claim that they need your credit card because the "government requires them to use it for age verification"! Are these all run by Crescent? Are they so stupid to think that they can simply change the names of their sites and get away with the same stuff?

Did I Say Two Faced?

I was talking to a Jewish friend who reads my site occassionally and he remarked to me today, "That Brandy Alexandre. Whenever I see her on your site, she's always fighting up with somebody."

Brandy writes on the newsgroup she founded alt.cult-movies.erotica: What was I thinking? Seeing Britt Morgan's latest comments on Luke F-rd, and then different ones in my guestbook, I guess I'm just confused.

Britt Morgan wrote: Hey, girl. Just thought I'd drop in and compliment you on your site. Very nice. Sorry to have stirred you so on that OTHER site, but, I really did think you were just jiving. Apparantly word is, you were not. I'm sorry to know that. But, whatever, I always liked you a lot, and I always thought you made a great militant - and I don't mean that in a derogatory way at all - you had a knack for shootin' from the hip in spite of not always aiming straight - and that was okay anyway, because you at least had very valid things to say regardless. That made you an entity all in itself. I would never deny your voice to be spoken OR heard - you are my sister in this ring, and I give you great credit on many levels - but I think you are....I am not sure what I think - I remember you different and BETTER. Better than angry, at least. You don't have to be a glad-hander to simply be kind. No criticism here - no opinion denied - but you are denying feelings along with. I think highly of you for your intelligence - we're more than that though, aren't we? What about our humanity? I never called you the enemy - I asked you a rhetorical question in hopes that such a label would bring you to see that you belong in the 'spirit' of what we women are in this business - not weak or influenced by the crap put upon all of us by 'the boys' so-called runnin' it all - but each other's support, so that we don't need to turn to them for validation (and that's just human nature), but to one another to have the strength to be true to ourselves - is it the fault of these new girls because WE weren't there for them as we should have at least tried to be? Can we try to be now, and try to save some of that spirit and help to repair what's happened? Or is it just easier for you to be......angry? I am sorry if I offended you or hurt your feelings or inflamed you even in thinking it was jest. That was not my intention or desired effect. I thought it was just funny and you thought I really had the heart to attack you. I have no such heart. I apologize. ________

Brandy writes: As I mentioned to Luke in private (but who knows when things will stay private or not), this "angry" thing that seems to be attached to me only comes out when I run across stupidity, duplicity, theft, cheating or lying. Those are the five biggest things I despise most in people. I'm not saying I'm perfect, But at least I try, and there are basic expectations that you have of fellow human beings, including those who represent you, that will piss you off when missing. The girls today reflect upon me as a porn star and I DO NOT like being associated with them in all their drugged up, skanked out, surgically DEhanced glory. That's the way I see it and I do not apologize for my opinion. You can just take it or leave it. It's no different than the opinions of lots of porn consumers, so don't be singling me out as a bad guy just because my name is more easily recognizable.

And I give as good as I get. When someone can't base on argument on facts and the issue at hand, and run off at mouth with all kinds of slander from left field, sure, you're going to make me angry and see it in my response. No one, but no one, can say I'm pissy out the gate. Not even Britt Morgan. It looks as if she took the Tricia Devereaux route when *she* got mad. She knew that a lot of people who didn't know me thought a certain way, even though she knows it's not true. So, since I made her mad with a common ponderance that, if Deja was still around I could prove has been under discussion without my input, she decided that her best revenge is to say that everything anyone's heard or said about me is true, and because she knows me they'll believe it. In the "give as good as you get" arena, her best response, and probably the one that would have gotten her more respect and even a hearty giggling "touche" from me, would have been, "Yeah, well what about your nose," or "not only have you got mud flaps for lips, but they're lop-sided." She wanted to make a big issue out of it (though notably still has not addressed the real or fake, lie or not, part). As has been often said, those who put themselves and their body on display should act all surprised when someone makes a comment about it.

BTW, her inference that a relationship with David Christopher had something to do with Coast to Coast wanting me on her box, and brought directing offers my way is offensive. Maybe that's the only way she got business done with Marty, as I heard, but that's not the way I did business. I admit to giving David a blowjob one time, and one time only, but it was after he left Coast to Coast and was nothing more than a fond farewell. I was retiring.

Needless to say, I was a friend of Jace, not of Britt. I know lots of things I won't disclose (again. Another Deja opportunity gone bye- bye), but suffice to say this is clearly an area where you have to consider the source.

-- Brandy Alexandre http://kamikaze.org

I'm retired, but work part-time as a pain in the butt.

Officially Ryanized!!!

Frankie writes on BigDoggie.net: After weeks of planning I finally met the gorgeous Ryan Conner in Chicago on April 18th. What can I possibly say that hasn't already been said? I find that sometimes when your expectations are very high you can often be dissappointed with your experience. On the contrary, Ryan not only met all my expectations she also exceeded them. The entire experience was very positive for me. Even dealing with Kory, Ryan's personal assistance.

I arrived at Ryan's hotel room by 8:55pm (9:00pm appt.). As you can see I was very anxious. I was nervous and excited which resulted in a very talkative italianguy. Anyway, Ryan put me at ease with her charm. I won't go into the nitty gritty but let me just say that it was very good tiramusu. I could've eaten the tiramusu all night long. Those of you who know Ryan know exactly what I mean. Those of you who have not had the pleasure need to see Ryan real soon.

Ryan, if you read this..........thank you very much for being very accessible to your fans. I hope to see you real soon. By the way, I want to thank Seth (aka Doc) for his many emails recommending Ryan to me. You are absolutely correct about Ryan.

Zoe Says David Sturman Called Her Fat

Luke writes David Sturman, owner of Sin City Video: I was so sorry to see your good name slandered on GeneRossExtreme.com... But you know you can count on me to check out there allegations and give THE TRUTH a forum.

David Sturman replies: Oh, well. Thanks for being so magnanimous. I am sure you do this unselfishly. As usual, I got a kick out of Zoë's rantings. It was interesting that you picked up the story because I haven't read Ross' site for months. I have been so busy lately that it is hard to follow all the industry bulls---. The bottom line is that she blew up like a Macy's Day Parade balloon and I did tell her that to help her because I thought she would jeopardize her career. As always, I treat the contract players fairly and get dumped on. Every box cover picture of her had to be worked on for hours and her body and face were actually carved to give them a thinner look. Just another flaky porn actress I guess. All I do is spend a lot of money promoting these people who do not appreciate or understand it and end up leaving the company before they are adequately promoted so they could go out and either make a living dancing or on the internet. As I said, Oh, well.

TysonFan writes: David Sturman your films suck! No wonder why Zoe left. Your web site sucks too.

Redneckguy writes: Mr. Ford, I was just reading your very good web site and I came across that Mr. David Sturnman's letter to you. Is he the owner of Sin City? I really like them Michael Craven movies, even though I only seen one of them, but it had some neat cars in the movie, and some pretty hot girls too. Anyway, I have to clap my hands to Mr. Sturnam. He spends a lot of money on some of these whores, and it isn't like it's his fault they get fat and disgusting and get an attitude too. I bet he pays them enough to NOT eat AND to keep a CIVIL mouth! These whores are just ungrateful, plain and simple. I don't think it's too much to ask for to just have them stay a nasty whore, not a FAT nasty whore! It's bad enough when you marry one and she blows up like a parade balloon, you sure don't expect that to happen with your porn stars. If I was that Mr. Sturnam, I would make any whore who I'm going to spend thousands of dollars on to sign a NO FAT contract. And, I'd make them sign a YES I DO ANAL contract too. It would say that they can't get fat and they have to take it in the ass or they are history. I would even add a word or two about getting an attitude. And I'd also have it say that since I'm payin them thousands of dollars to be the whores they are in my movies, I can damn well call them on the phone whenever the f--- I want to! This really pisses me off, Mr. Ford, cause all these whores are so ingrateful, and that Mr. Sturnman seem like a really good and generous man, and they are probably all taking advantage of his very good nature! I'd like to see them go out and find some other man as nice as Mr. Sturnan who is going to spend that kind of his very own hard earned money just to let them be the whores they already are.

Luke Gets Mail

Porn Pro writes: Oh my, how shocking! Someone jerking off on a porn set! How inappropriate. How offensive to the crew and distracting to the performers. What a crock of hypocritrical, sanctimonious crap! The one and only purpose of porn IS to jerk off. Frankly, jerking off by spectators should be encouraged on porn sets. It would make for a way hotter atmosphere that in turn would make the scenes being shot hotter. Directors should be flattered that a spectator would want to j.o. on his or her set. It could only mean that the sex he or she is shooting is actually worth j.o.ing to. And that's really saying something considering all the mediocre crap that's released. Let's get real here folks. This ain't high art we're making. It's f---ing porn for Crissakes!

Gene Ross writes on his site: We detailed a similar instance a couple of weeks ago where Kellyfire's husband did the same thing on an Extreme shoot, driving Mark Wood, who was working with Kellyfire, to total distraction.

Rob writes: Luke, I rented a movie over the weekend - Objects of Desire with a girl named Brooklyn Rhodes in two hot scenes. Do you know where I can find a listing of other movies she has appeared in or do you have any information on her?

Kendra Jade writes Gene Ross: "i must concur with zoe and jasmin (yes im actually agreeing with jasmin on something) xxxezone has had a website in my name since oct of last year and i have never been paid a dime!!!! and they refuse to take it down. i would advise zoe to get a lawyer like i did and sue. my real website is kendra jade thanks!!!! kendra"

Jeff writes: hello, luke I'm a daily reader of the site and I saw an item that interested me this morning regarding Darla Crane. She was my favorite fetish model for a few years and I was shocked to see her in porn doing guys. Now that I have read the blurb about her suitcase pimp, I'd like to ask if you could do me a favor and find out how and why she decided to cross over from the fetish world to hardcore. Another thing I'd like to know is her age because on RAME, someone said she is over 40 which I do not believe. I also have a suggestion to improve your site:whenever you add a new item, could you put a star or some kind of marking to the left of the new item so readers can save time by not reading the same thing twice?

Scott Lawrence writes: Enough with the overbearing in-desperate-need-of-Ritalin(or a sledgehammer) rants of Flashman. All the trials and tribulations of the Jewish people result in this fur-coated loudmouth "arranging dates" with porn sluts (aka pimpin'). The more I see of the Kosher Nostra, I begin to wonder if the 'blood sausage' propaganda is true. BTW Luke-which is more comfortable-the green grass outside of your hovel or the floor.

Matt writes: I am a fan of Melissa Mounds. Do you know what happened to her after the abuse charge. Also, I saw one hardcore movie with her where she sucked/f---ed John Dough in a movie called Busen Extra 2. Has she ever been in any other suck/f--- films. If so - where can you find them at. Ever think about doing a bio about her?

Peter North is a real stud. Has he banged any female celebrities we know of. Also - has he ever f---ed Busty Brittany or Minka. He really seems to be into chicks with big tits. His dick seems to get longer and harder when he f---s a big-titted woman and his shot seems even longer and harder than usual. What do women say who have worked with him - most of the women usually do not seem into making porno films, but they look as if they enjoy sucking/f---ing him. Do they like his big dick/cum shot or not? Would like an update.

Rumdar Answers His Critics

Rumdar writes: Luke, It was a busy weekend. I am just now getting around to answering Lynne diatribe. One doesn't want to be unkind but I feel I have to "tell it like it is " as it were. Lynne indicated she is off to the Jewish singles because as she writes:

And I'm still young, adventurous stuff to a guy in his late fifties, which is why I'm gonna check out the Jewish 50+ Singles group this weekend. Maybe I can find a nice Jewish doctor or lawyer in his sixties who thinks he can keep up with me!

Sorry Lynne, chronologically you may be middle aged. In dating or marrying years you are in your dotage. To a guy in his late fifties you are an old crone with tattoos. Every Jewish Dr. I have ever known is not wasting time at desultory Heb Hop gatherings. He is too busy tapping young shicksa nurses. Like wise lawyers, a fun loving crew who are nailing any young thing they can get their shmeckelas in. Paralegals are a great talent pool. Older guys want younger women. That is a fact of life. You are no longer young bubeleh!......

As far as shmoozing Singles Events, let me give you a tip. Get there on time and fill up on the free grub. It will probably be all you get. I am sure the food is much better at Jewish gatherings. The usual Pro-Single chow is two types of cheese (yellow and white), dip which looks like sperm sauce (to be avoided), stale bread and veggies. From a male standpoint I always found one or two acceptables in a herd of 30 or so burned out, bitter rejects. I tried to obtain their telephone number then split before my good mood turned sour. Call them later....

I was tremendously promiscuous in my teens and twenties.

A common mistake many women make. Giving it away for free when you should have been setting yourself up for one of those "meaningful relationships" you all seem to seek. Either that or using your youth to latch onto a well healed geezer who could drop dead and leave you wealthy. A nice divorce settlement would have been nice. But no, you squandered your marketability like so many of your sisters and now you decide (like them) to hold off on further carnal activity until Mr. Right comes along. Good luck you poor deluded creature. Your shelf live has expired. Start f---ing and enjoy what time you have left. Pretty soon you won't be able to give it away.

One more thing. Check out the latest AIDS statistics. The Thailand government has the situation well in control unlike countries like South Africa who are pretending it doesn't exist. Thailand is getting a bum rap. New Aids cases are fewer than in Western Europe. Look it up on the Net.

AND: Obviously you aren't Jewish I am just as Jewish as Luke. Perhaps more so.

Flashman Says Kianna's In Canada

Flashman left me a bunch of messages on my voicemail. Here are some excerpts:

Kianna [not Kianna Bradley who's in Chicago] called me from Vancouver where she's making a girl-girl movie with Mirage. She's booked to do the Playboy Centerfold in November. It's the same guys who shot Spring Break Cancun [Mexico]. It will probably be on MSNBC.

I can remember walking up to really good looking really young girls on Venice Beach. Now you can't even drink a beer on Venice Beach.

Tell Kid Vegas that I am mailing him his XRCO award [for worst movie] to Legend Video.

Bill Margold will hold his FOXE Awards at the Mayan Ballroom in downtown Los Angeles May 27th.

Alisha Klass was on Entertainment Tonight Friday night. I love it when adult girls cross over to mainstream. It lends credibility. When Ron Jeremy comes to celebrity parties I go to, like after the Oscars and Grammys, all the big stars know Ron. It's exciting when Elton John or Ringo Star or Robert DeNiro go, 'Ron Jeremy, I am a fan of yours.'

The adult industry is absolutely something to be proud of. We're actors and actresses.

Luke, it's Friday night and I am on my way to temple. I just wanted to let you know that Crystal just called me. The fabulous new porn star, signed with Pure Pleasure in New York City. She was the star of the show at the opening of the Larry Flynt Gentleman's Club party the other night. Monday she's getting her boobs done and she's going to be a huge star. They say she's a deadringer for Vanessa Williams, a beautiful mullatto girl.

The singles [swinger] convention will be in Las Vegas. Anna Malle, Nina Hartley and Ron Jeremy go to that. And there is one room every year where they leave the door open for even press photographers so they can get laid. If you bring a pretty girl, you will get laid eight or nine times. Lelaini was there last year with Lexington Steele.

A new study reveals that 63.4% of adult stars in the last year have done some kind of escort work within the last year. When I told the statistic to Gene Ross, he laughed and said he thought the statistic would be higher. Truthfully, I would know better than anyone else. Many of the top girls have turned us and others down. A lot of them say, 'Look, I am an actress, not a callgirl.' Or, 'I've got a three year old baby to take care of.' Or, 'Flash, I've fallen in love. I don't want to go to bed with some 80-year old milllionaire.'

I'm getting a lot of people calling me to get reservations for the Cannes Film Festival, which runs May 9 - 15.

I did want to defend Derek King, a nice black guy who's always been good to me. He was hanging out with some nice looking black models at the XRCO.

And I wanted to say that Zoe is not fat. I've got her latest photos in front of me and they are going to the magazines next week.

There are several Playboy Playmates and Penthouse Pets doing escort work. But the word is that New York City is where the bucks are. Also, Europe - Paris, London and Rome are becoming big markets for dating porn stars. European girls are calling me to say, 'Flash, I don't have to come to the United States. I'm making money doing escort here in Paris.'

One girl called me today to say that you have a decent apartment and you dress well but you need a nicer and newer car.

Lauren Montgomery gave me a call. And she's pleased with all the publicity. A couple of webmasters and a couple of agents had forgotten about her and called her up and offered her some business. Her exposure on l-keford.com caused people to remember her. And several people in the literary world said they thought her writing was so well presented on l-keford.com that they might want to hire her.

Mirage cringes everytime she looks at your site because she feels bad whenever anybody says anything bad about me.

I got a phone call from a distraught girl. They got together at the Bellagio [in Las Vegas] to celebrate her mother's 70th birthday and three teenage boys spotted her in the coffee shot. And with her mother sitting there, they came over and said, 'You're the girl who takes it up the ass in those anal movies. We always buy your videos.'

And the girl's mother knew nothing about what she does for a living. She tried to tell her mother that it was a case of mistaken identity but her mother didn't think so. And she called me and she was crying. And she said, 'Flash, I'm thinking of getting some facial reconstructive surgery. I don't know what I will do. Mom's going to have grandkids and what will they do when they get to school. Because my videos are forever and I'm a big porn star. And I tried to keep it from my poor mother.

She says she couldn't believe these teenage guys. They kept peering at her from another booth while her mother sat there. Finally, security came in and escorted the guys out. She said they didn't even look 18 but they knew every damn movie she was in.

Another call: Hey Luke, this is Jim from Chatsworth. Flash has been sending us five or six girls a day since November for our girl-girl series. He gets a 12% cut.

Kevin Korey writes: This is f---ing INSANE! We wonder why there is a downfall in this industry? Jesus Christ, Paul Miller (Flashman), is just another one of those f---ing "salesmen" who think cheaper is better. Hell while we are at it.......let's have everyone go VCD, like they do in Japan and reduce the costs (worth) of our content even more......I remember when Porn Stars were celebrities..........what a shame.

Is Luke F-rd Setting Up The Adult Industry For A Fall?

Alan Miles writes on hedonist.com: For quite some time I thought Luke F-rd was just a porn-journalist wannabe, but now I'm not so sure. I've received anonymous calls and emails that suggest an endeavor much more sinister. His supposed love-hate relationship with those involved in the adult industry, and the business itself, obviously brings some people to wonder if he's just running a "tabloid" type website for grins and a meager income, or busy compiling detailed "inside information" on businesses and the people that run them for an attempt to bring much unwarranted and unwanted "heat" to the industry. I don't give much credence to anonymous emails, but more than one has suggested that Luke is an undercover law enforcement operative. Some are more of a stretch, and many are just amusing, but no one seems to know the truth about the man that goes by the name Luke F-rd. Is he the porn-junkie some think he is, the outright fool others think he is, or is he something else -- a meticulous journalist compiling volumes of information that would or could spell trouble for everyone that confides in him.

Another Life - A Memoir Of Other People

Over a year ago, I read a terrific book by Simon & Schuster editor Michael Korda, Another Life - A Memoir Of Other People.

Now, as I complete a Sunday interview of porn star - prostitute Ruby, and I lie in the green grass outside my hovel, and feel the tug of exhaustion, I contemplate the tremendous challenge of keeping one's commitment to ethical monotheism while exposing the seemier side of society.

Adam Bellow writes for the NationalReview.com: Concurrent with these developments (though apparently less evident to Korda) is the weakening of moral and esthetic taste in publishing. Perhaps the most intriguing aspect of his book is the cultural history he recounts, wherein the revolution of the young that began in the 1950s against the constraints on frank speech and sexuality proceeded to break barrier after barrier until reticence and modesty were no longer thinkable. This ineluctable trajectory led Korda himself from freewheeling sex in the '50s and radical politics in the '60s to books by mafiosi and celebrity murderers in the '70s and '80s. While he might like to draw the line at (for example) Louis Farrakhan, he offers no principled objection to publishing a racist demagogue beyond that of personal taste. But in an age when publishers vie to prove how tasteless and unshockable they are, this resistance seems inadequate and comes about 30 years late.

You may have heard that if you place a frog in water on the stove and turn the heat up very slowly, it will feel no change in temperature, and sit there while the water starts to boil. In like manner, the devaluation of publishing has never seemed to upset Korda unduly. While others in the industry decry each little innovation as though the sky were going to fall, Korda keeps his equanimity and wonders what the fuss is all about, maintaining that sunny optimism which he rightly describes as the essence of editing. "Feels okay to me, " thinks Korda as he slowly boils to death.

Sunday Afternoon Interview With Ruby

I got a call Sunday afternoon from porn star Ruby, who resides seven months a year at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch.

Luke: "How was your birthday?"

Ruby: "It was fabulous. I had a wonderful time. I'm going to a party tonight. My friend's having a 4:20 party."

Luke: "What's that?"

Ruby: "It's a smoker party."

Luke: "What's a smoker party?"

Ruby: "What's a smoker party?"

She giggles.

Ruby: "It's somebody who doesn't drink but smokes a little bud now and again."

Luke: "Why do they call it 4:20?"

Ruby: "Because that is the universal time to smoke."

Luke: "Four twenty in the afternoon?"'

Ruby: "Yeah, and 4:20 in the morning. You didn't know that? You live in California, what's up?"

Luke: "I've never spoked marijuana in my life."

Ruby: "I figured that I would just limit myself to that and I wouldn't have any problems."

Luke: "What age did you start smoking marijuana?"

Ruby: "Am I being interviewed now?"

Luke: "Sure."

Ruby: "I threw a big high school party when I was 16. And I maybe smoked once. I didn't start smoking [regularly] until I went on the road [as a stripper]. I didn't smoke until I went to bed."

Ruby keeps giggling.

Ruby: "Because I have insomnia. In my business, you don't go to bed early in the night. I'd come home at 2:30 AM and I'd be completely bouncing off the walls because of all the adrenalin in my system and I'd have to go to sleep. It is a really bad habit to take Benadryl. Nyquil is not the best thing for you if you're using it to get to sleep.

"What's up with you?"

Luke: "I'm tired. I usually go to bed around 10PM and I get up around 6:30AM. But I am always exhausted. I can't shake it."

Ruby: "I usually get on the computer around 3AM. It's about the only time I can get on. Everybody else is on it all day. We're going to get another computer. We have an ISDN line."

Luke: "How long have you been working at the ranch?"

Ruby: "Almost two years. I'll be renewing my license in July. I can't wait. I'm the only one the sheriff woman likes. Because the sheriff woman down there is always cranky but she likes me. She says that I am entirely too cheery to be a prostitute.

"I don't live here. But I will come up and stay for three weeks to a month-and-a-half. It's like a vacation. It's out in the boonies so it beautiful all around here. We have wild horses that drink from the trough which is right by the kitchen. So if you're lucky, while you're having your breakfast, you get to see wild mustangs.

"Kendra [Jade] was up here. She wasn't that into it. She was hard to train. I had to train her for the Howard Stern Show. And when I trained her, we were both getting filmed at the time, so she didn't remember anything. And she was terrified of the guy who was used as an example. She didn't realize that she didn't have to do him if she didn't want to.

"I had to train her to negotiate, and to freshen people up and do a dick check and everything like that. You have to go through the house rules with them.

"She wasn't here long. She's more into the adult thing. She likes the star thing more. I like both.

"I saw her at CES and she said that she was no longer under contract and she was a lot happier. I was the one who told her that contracts aren't all that they're cracked up to be. You can have a lot more fun if you pick and choose."

Ruby giggles.

Ruby: "The Howard Stern Show would only credit me as a prostitute. I tried to tell her that I had 200 movie credits but she wouldn't listen."

Ruby giggles.

Ruby: "But Howard Stern got knocked off the top spot anyway. I don't know who's number one. It's not anybody of any consequence.

"So why are you so curious about this place? You've never been to a brothel, ever?"

Luke: "Never."

Ruby: "It should be like this everywhere. We could pay the teachers more. If this was legal everywhere, they wouldn't have to depend on the lottery for school money. My mother is a teacher and she doesn't get paid s---.

"I think if there were free legal brothels on the outskirts of every town, you wouldn't have girls walking the streets at night."

Luke: "What does your mother think of your work?"

Ruby: "My parents don't mind. I don't hide stuff from them. I can tell my daddy anything. I can go home and ask him anything, no matter how explicit, and he would answer. That's how cool my parents are."

Ruby giggles.

Ruby: "I think I am an anomaly."

Ruby giggles.

Ruby: "It's like living in a big sorority house. We have a marvelous time."

Luke: "What did you think of the article in the New Yorker?"

Ruby: "I thought it was not good. I gave that woman an hour-and-a-half interview, and evidently, if you have a brain that disqualifies you."

Ruby giggles.

Ruby was not quoted in the article by Janet Malcom in last week's edition of the New Yorker magazine.

Ruby: "I never end up in really good articles or on TV because they don't want to hear anything good about it. They don't want to hear that somebody enjoys it.

"She didn't even put me in the article. I was so disappointed. I saw you on FOX [TV]. But FOX is really conservative. But you are conservative."

Ruby smokes a cigarette while we talk. She says she smokes less than a pack a day.

Ruby: "I'm giving myself a whole year to quit. I'm trying to wean myself off. My best friend introduced me to cigarettes at age 15. Virginia Slims, 120 menthol lights. She corrupted me."

Ruby giggles.

Ruby: "She's born again now. She calls me up but we don't really have much to talk about. She's extremely Christian. She's happy. She's married. And good for her."

Luke: "Are you a Christian?"

Ruby: "I know I have faith, how's that? I know that faith and religion are two different things. I live my life as if God's watching. I just don't think God's offended by sex. It was His idea. Or Her."

Luke: "How many people did you have sex with yesterday?"

Ruby: "Three. That's my speed. Three a day is perfect.

"I'm one size fits all. It's a muscle."

Luke: "Do you enjoy the sex?"

Ruby: "Yeah. I never have a problem coming with anybody. I think that I may be genetically predisposed. I'm not a high traffic lady."

Luke: "Are you a three input woman?"

Ruby: "I just learned anal. I've never done anal on camera... I just learned. Chloe had to teach me. I won't do anything that's not enjoyable. I never got into the porn business or the stripping business for the money.

"I'm going to do something to help women come quicker. Like an instructional videotape.

"You fascinate me. That's why I write. I get bored up here.

"Dancing isn't like it used to be. I don't spend much time dancing anymore."

Luke: "It's harder to make money now?"

Ruby: "Absolutely. It's a totally different atmosphere. When the club owners started taking half the girl's money for doing table dances... There are so many titty bars that the clients are spread so thin and there isn't big money at any one bar. I love to dance. I won the Golden G-String Award for porno during Mardi Gras from the Gold Club, in New Orleans, Lousiana.

"I taped down there and I got in a big religious debate with the guy carrying the cross. I direct now. I'm starting my own company. I don't have a distributor yet. I want to take it to Evil Angel because he's got the numbers. And he needs something to balance things out. It would be nice for him to have a safe sex series out there. Since he does a lot of European stuff. I might take it to Wicked. I have to edit it. It's going to take a while. It's going to look nothing like normal porno."

Ruby giggles.

Luke: "Will it have lots of stuff for guys to jerk off to?"

Ruby: "Well yeah. But it will have a lot of other stuff too. It's going to have safe sex information and the sex scenes won't be super long. No looping. I'd like to do some birth control information and how to give a little check to the guy you're planning on sleeping with that night without him knowing so he doesn't get embarrassed. How to masturbate."

Luke: "Do you think there are a lot of guys out there who don't know how to masturbate?"

Ruby: "I'm talking about women. You guys have it handled. I have penis envy when it comes to that.

"I came here and all the women here were somewhat like me. All the smart girls were up here.

"The New Yorker butchered us. They always do. You have to expect that. They are not going to put something on TV or in The New Yorker that said it could be positive. It's not going to happen unless you're in charge of the editing. That's why I never get on TV, except for the MSNBC thing. It was called "Redlight Survivors." The only person they could get to debate me was this woman who was a streetwalker 20 years ago in San Francisco who used to slam heroin.

"Joy, the new girl the New Yorker talked about... And Amy, who doing blowjobs in truckstops at age 13... So of course they will use Amy to tell you what it is like...

"I wasn't giving blowjobs until I was 15... But I'd been reading Penthouse since I was 12. I used to get my grandma to buy me pornography. She would take me to a bookstore and I would just put a Penthouse up there and she wouldn't say anything. I used to read Penthouse Forum. I even wrote a letter once but it wasn't published.

"Did you see Chloe and Brittany Andrews' fisting layout in Penthouse three months ago? It looked really good."

Luke giggles. "That sounds funny."

Ruby: "I think that should be legal. It's a safe sex activity."

Luke: "What happened to your boyfriend of five years?"

Ruby: "He's a boyfriend of ten years. He's still around. I never throw anything away. He started with me when I went on the road ten years ago. We have a different thing going. We're best friends and I'm allowed to play and he's allowed to play. He likes to see me with other men."

Luke: "Do you think you will settle down and have kids with him?"

Ruby: "I'm terrified of labor. I think I might have one child when I am 33. I have Norplant so I am fixed right now. I don't think I will settle down though. I think I will be a good parent. But I don't think someone has to be superconservative to be a parent. And liberal people do raise tolerant children. I think tolerance is good.

"The blonde on the far right of the New Yorker photo is Mel. She's got the preacher father. He was not too nice to Mel growing up. You'd be surprised how many girls with clerical fathers come here. I met my first black Jewish woman here. Sierra, she was one of the women who trained me. She was the classiest woman you've ever seen. Everything about her oozed class and elegance."

Luke: "Do you do black guys?"

Ruby: "Yes. I've done three."

Luke: "How did Dennis Hof like the New Yorker article?"

Ruby: "Dennis likes any press... He loves it. We're not allowed by law to advertise. All we get away with is the AVN and that's it. Any other stuff has to come from the outside or the Brothel Association will come down on you."

Luke: "Have you been with Dennis?"

Ruby: "No. Although he's a nice man and very charismatic, I don't know if I would say no if I was asked...

"I spend about seven months a year here. I love it. Tahoe is right around the corner. Reno is right there. We have stabled horses... Everybody in Carson City is nice. I've never had anybody give me any snide looks..."

Luke: "We met in Bill Margold's office in June of 1998."

Ruby: "Bill and I have had a falling out. He yelled at me viciously for going to the Bunny Ranch. And I said that he was a f---ing hypocrite. Freedom of speech except if you want to be a ho? Then he went back and said it never happened. And he yelled at me in front of a bunch of conventioneers. He said, 'You're all washed up.' I said, 'What are you talking about? I dare you to tell Sunset [Thomas] that. You mean to tell me that you see there as a pimp and hire people to be in your movies and f--- for you, and you're going to criticize me?'

"I was so mad. I was livid."

Luke: "Many people have falling outs with Bill."

Ruby: "Yeah, because I did a lot of charity work for him. I was on his calendar."

Luke: "How do your peers in porn view your work at the Bunny Ranch?"

Ruby: "Those who know me are fine. Those who don't know better, those who envision this as a one room trailor and me taking 15 guys a day, which is impossible... I can't even do a gangbang. They do more extreme stuff than I do on camera. And they take more risk. That's why I wrote that long letter to you. I was so upset. It wasn't a controversy when Teri Weigel and Sunset [Thomas] were up here.

"I want to start my own porn company. Thank God Bush is in office. He might weed out some of the other companies for me.

"I'm not a skinny girl. I like food. I'm Greek.

"I make most of my money in my tigger pajamas. I'm like the female Hugh Hefner. I just wander around this place in my pjs. There will be gorgeous women everywhere and I'll walk by in my tigger slippers and tigger pjs and they will say, 'Hey, I want her.'

"I average four orgasms per client on my short party. It's my $500 opener party. One come but it's a relaxed one come. Guys don't last long with me. Yesterday my favorites came in and they buy a whole hour. I like penetration. It's my favorite part. Not many women can come with just penetration and no clitoral stimulation. I took responsibility for my own orgasm a long time ago.

"You don't have to do guys that you don't like. Although I do feel a particular obligation to people who are in wheelchairs or can't get laid on the outside. To me, that's part of the job. That's when you get into your compassion. I had one guy who was in a wheelchair whose friends drove him off Topanga Cliff."

Luke: "How do guys in wheelchairs have sex?"

Ruby: "Some of them do and some of them don't. It depends on how functional they are. I've done three guys in wheelchairs... I always ask. They're very visual and some are very tactile. If they're not functional, I'll do a masturbation show. I like finger f---ing. So they can feel me. So I do feel an obligation. That's one of the primary reason that prostitutes exist."

Luke: "How would you describe what you do?"

Ruby: "Prostitute, courtesan. I think I am more of a courtesan because I think that I am more intimate with my clients.

"I wish that the division of sex workers in America wasn't like it was. Because prostitutes hate porn stars and porn stars hate prostitutes and stripppers hate prostitutes and prostitutes think strippers are stupid for showing their boobs for a dollar. It's funny when they are all doing the same thing.

"If everybody in the sex industry got together and ended up on Pennsylvania Avenue, there would be a lot of people there. I might do something like that. I might do a prostitutes march. The Million Ho March.

"I knew one guy who was stuck in a tree for three days in his car. He was told he would never f--- again. I thought, 'Jesus. Oh my God.' It makes you thankful. I'm probably the only ho that thanks God every day. I always pray to Mary Magdalen too.

"Do you realize that Christianity would never have existed without prostitution? In the Old Testament, there was a woman called Rahab. And Rahab was a prostitute living in a brothel. There is brothel talk in the Bible. I read the Bible after I became a prostitute and it's the weirdest thing. And that was the only way they could hide the seven kings of Jericho. So God would've never have gotten the city of Jericho if it hadn't been for one prostitute.

"That's the reason that I am disenchanted with organized religion. I feel that so much has been lost in the translation over the years. So you have to read religious texts and see what rings true to you. And I thought Jewish men could have concubines. Ask your rabbi."

Luke blanches at asking his orthodox rabbi this question.

Ruby: "I am not lying. They frown on it but it is supposed to be allowed.

"To me, it keeps you married. It used to be that you came to worship at the temple and the temple girl taught you and you went home to your wife. And you had to stay married for political reasons."

Luke can't remember any Jewish temple like that.

Ruby: "So you might not have been married to the woman that you loved. And that still goes today. I just don't like marriage in general. I think that marriage is the oldest form of prostitution."

Luke: "Do any of the girls at the Bunny Ranch go to church on Sunday morning?"

Ruby: "No. But I blessed my room for Easter."

Luke: "So you were raised Greek Orthodox in Akron, Ohio."

Ruby: "Yes. My father was orphaned at twelve. He can speak a little Greek. I don't speak that much Greek. So I got all the beauty and love and God of church without all the guilt. Because I couldn't understand Greek. I do go to church. I love the Greek festivals. I'll take you sometime.

"You've been nice to me. You've never published my real name. You have to realize that that's the reason people got mad at you. It's not necessarily that they are ashamed of what they do. It's more, I can't help it if somebody is such a fanatic that they hunt me down. That would freak me out. That's the only reason people freaked out over that. It's like you publishing the addresses of mainstream stars.

"I'm writing a couple of books. The first book is a fan letter book. I have them all categorized. All I have to do is put them on disk and then write the beginning and the end and comments. But the other book, about my life, is only halfway done. It won't be done for at least another ten years.

"If you experience prostitution in a positive manner and do it in a positive manner, it can be a positive thing. But if you get turned out at 13, it's not such a positive thing. But I think the reason that women get turned out that young is directly related to it being illegal. If it wasn't illegal, we wouldn't have underage prostitutes. Because they wouldn't be allowed to work. And then you could make streetwalking a felony."

Mark writes: Luke, I read Rubys story to you. What exactly is a “dick check”? Does Dennis Hoff now offer medical instuction to the whores at the bunny ranch? I was in the marine corp and I never was forced to go thru a “dick check” and I’ve stuck my pecker in many a hooker in most red light districts around the world!!

Ruby writes: A dick check is for our safety, and the safety of our clients. We go have cultures every week, so it's appropriate that we check under the hood and check the fluids!!! Plus nobody likes sweaty nuts! The Marines and the other branches of the military test for S.T.D.'s and have even tested local wartime prostitutes. It's a good thing too, because that marine doesn't sound to careful of a guy! That's why we do dick checks. You look for anything that could be a sore or a wart or milky discharge, and through the pubic hair, I'm very thorough.

Playboy Playmates, Penthouse Pets Who Escort

According to sources, it's best to be discrete when looking for info on a Playmate/Pet or "B" movie actress like Lorissa McComas, or Shae Marks for example. You probably won't get a direct answer on the boards like BigDoggie.net, so it's a good idea to post an email address.

XXX writes: "I'm not saying that either Lorissa or Shae escorts, but the ladies with "mainstream" careers who do keep it VERY low key and discrete, and are usually VERY expensive."

A fothcoming article in Philadelphia Magazine by reporter Ben Wallace (bwallace@phillymag.com) details the famous women that a white collar criminal named Mark (supposedly secured millions of dollars through questionable means) landed through Nicisgirls.com.

Wallace has been fishing around the sex industry for details on the story. He will probably publish the first few paragraphs of hard information on Nici of Nicisgirls.com. She's often called "the new Heidi Fleiss." But so far she's avoided hard media scrutiny.

Born around 1977, Nici started out as a phone girl for a small escort agency (she says she's never worked as an escort). Then Nici started out on her own and founded one of the first escorting sites on the internet.

Some of Nici's competitors paint a portrait of her as manipulative, petty, and quick tempered. Most agree that she's well organized, professional, innovative and meticulous.

I hear that Playboy's Hugh Hefner has written a memo forbidding association with Nici because he found out how many Playmates worked for her. Many video companies (Vivid, Wicked, etc) also forbid their girls from working with Nici and other escort agencies. Escorting diminishes the allure of the unattainable porn star.

Is Nici known for any clients? No, she's discrete.

Nici moves in the high life when she wants to, and is a known quantity at various hip places on Sunset Blvd. Few people I know have seen her in person.

In her first volley of emails with Wallace, Nici denied everything and threatened a lawsuit if anything was published about her.

William Stadiem, a worldwide connossier of prostitutes and author of Madam 90210, a biography of Madam Alex, approached Nici to do a book on her but she turned him down.

Wallace writes about a high roller Nici set up with leading sex stars including Playboy Playmate (Tashara Carzino) and Jenna Jameson. This high roller was set up with lots of women by Nici. The first woman was named Bobby Billard who charged him $28,000 for four days. He was with Tashara Carzino for a weekend for $40,000.

I emailed Jenna Jameson about these allegations and she replied: "Hey Luke!, I do not do escort work and am currently trying to get some pix down on Nici’s site that she had purchased of me. Thanks for the heads up."

Jeremy Steele Responds To Quasarman

Jeremy Steele writes: Mike, Let me try to make a few things clear to you. Your relentless, repetitive attacks on me, whether in the name of comedy or entertainment, is, regardless of the jokes themselves, not funny. It's one thing to make fun.. but you carry it so much futher in so many disturbingly concocted ways. I already admitted my voice sounded horrible live.. I was sick. And, of course, you'll ignore the pre-recorded tracks I played... as you do any and everything that I do that is decent. I've said many things that are informative, enlightened, helpful, and at times even entertaining. You, just like many of the moronic movie makers in this business, break everything down to the lowest common denominator, delete everything else that is of any substance or worth, so that substance doesn't exist, and everything falls into a clearly defined rudementary category, since that is all that you can see. So, if for example, someone is unorthodox or even strange, they are labeled a "psycho". It has been proven that repetitive suggestion causes people, in general, to believe what they are told, as fact. And when repeated so many times, it becomes such "common knowledge", that people are even far less inclined to verify it as true, or not. Take the HIV=AIDS hypothesis, for example, which I know you are familiar with, due to the links you have on your site.

Whether I am a psycho or not, repeatedly calling me psycho is a bad idea. There are one of two possiblities. "A": I am a psycho. "B" I'm Not. If "A", is, in actuality, the case, then that certainly is a dangerous thing for you to be calling me "psycho". How many times do you think a real psycho is going to sit back and take being called "that word" before he or she erupts and wreaks utter havoc? And unlike your assessment of myself as being a future mass terrorist, the "psycho" will probably not strike randomly and scatterdly upon the innocent, but, rather direct one's focus upon a specific aggravating target. Now, if "B" is the case (that I'm not psycho), then the analogy of "how many times is a black man supposed to sit back and be called 'nigger' over and over and over again, and take it and enjoy it and think it's funny?", is appropriate And this IS an appropriate analogy! because both the terms "psycho" and "nigger" are severe, derogatory and inflammatory.. suggestive of something despicable, like a disease causing virus. Leave the term "psycho" for Ted Bundy, not me. Leave the word "nigger" for, say, some black (or even white man-whigger), who thinks he's the only victim in the world, who rapes some girl to some rap(e) music, or who kills some whites because of some racism that happened to blacks in the past, not to anyone who happens to be born african american, haitian- american or baijan-american, who has done no harm to anyone. If someone is victimized by someone, it is understandable that some harsh words may be directed at and about them.. Most of us, these days, are smart or enlightened enough to know that this is an individual attack, not a collective one.

I'm still waiting for you to honor your promise and post the interview question that Luke F-rd wouldn't post (because it addressed the HIV issue, although from an interesting, important and generally unknown social/political/historical perspective, so that some people may come to understand how HIV and AIDS came into being). To me, that's because you don't really give a f--- too much about truth, but only your stupid, self-serving agenda.. Just as you ignore anything intelligent I have to say, and always revert back to the extremely unjustified label of "psycho".

Keep calling me psycho and you may meet one, one day. This is not a threat, just a suggestion that thoughts attract what they think of. Maybe a real psycho will illuminate you as to what psycho is, or maybe your constant epithets will cause someone to go psycho.

But, either way, I understand the internet is for cowards and the socially inept.. people who don't have what it takes or the balls to say what's really on their minds. However, I suggest you don't get too cocky on your little internet swivle-throne.. Just think in terms of if you constantly said the things you do to their faces.. what would you expect? Or would you ever have the balls? You certainly didn't when we met years ago.

Meanwhile, you give space to the retard from hell, lynn dope-atin, who claims I intentionally gave her a mysterious unknown STD which caused her a yeast infection. And I'm still upset with you for bringing on the wrath of that mental case (Me calling her 'mental case' is appropriate, especially in light to what she said about me).. As you tend to do, you took some consolation I was very kindly offering her (even while she called me an 'idiot', for allowing her to have sex with me, then insisting it stop after seeing her in the cruel light of reality) out of context and presented it as evidence that I'm a deranged psycho. After I explained that I had written it to her to make her feel that I feel more miserable than she does, she came up with this claim all of a sudden, which Luke was smart enough, the first time, not to give credence to.

Stop calling me psycho.. Call me strange, wacky.. unusual, whatever. I'll be the first to admit I'm certainly unlike most people, in many ways. But I think I'm one of the few who's not selfishly engrossed in their own little stupid, meaningless, blind bubble existence, and actually trying to help this world. And don't call my idealism delusional or my belief in myself, even if I'm not performing at my very best. I'm one of the more compassionate people you'll meet. It may not seem that way on the outside. I'm also, I believe, more aware of things, so I'm libel to get more angry at many things, while the rest of the world continues "bahhhh"ing and going about their lives as mindless sheep, thinking everything's groovy, and remaining blissfully clueless.

Luke's Diary

I have a friend in Hollywood who's deeply in love with his wife after more than 20 years of marriage. I've met few people like that. They were all religious.

I find males to be far more aggressive than females and they more enjoy verbal as well as physical jousting.

I find American discourse so much more polite than the more aggressive and sadistic Australian and English variety, as represented in the new TV show THE WEAKEST LINK which is hosted by an English woman..