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Friday, March 23rd, 2001

Big News Out Of Los Angeles

I hear that IGallery (Noof on Nasdaq) will make a big announcement in the next two weeks as will Gail Harris and her Falconfoto.net. Gail's teaming up with an industry powerhouse.

Jenna Jameson, Wicked Girls In Panama City, Florida

Meni writes: Panama City, FL: I heard this from a source: "Wicked cries because all their contract girls are fat"

"Joy King tries to beg the E! channel to not shoot Jenna because her girls (Wicked) are crying. The only reason Club Lavela had the Wicked girls at their club was because they thought Jenna was still with Wicked. After seeing what the girls tip the scales at, Club Lavela was dissappointed. The Club regrets not booking Jenna, instead of the Wicked girls."

I cannot confirm the Club Lavela rumor or E! rumor. But I have heard rumors that some of the Wicked Girls are battling weight problems.

Meni69: Beach riot almost breaks out as spring breakers almost tear down Jenna's tent, as she shows off her Heartbreaker tattoo. Jenna is signing her clubjenna t-shirts for a frenzy of fans. Although the weather is bad, (60 and overcast) the one bright spot on the beach is in front of the ClubJenna tent. Over 1,000 t-shirts given out in 2 hours. Penthouse Pet Runner Up 2000, Amy Sweet was also signing for ClubJenna.

Meni69: i guess the wicked girls were upset Jenna was there and E! wanted to shoot more of Jenna than Alexa and Devinn.
Meni69: getting flack from a wicked girls husband
Meni69: says I"m now hack journalism
Meni69: so i'm like you
Meni69: I say this, its not hack journalism to say Jenna outpulled the 2 wicked girls for fans

Dave Michaels from TalkingBlue.com writes: I just wanted to comment on your recent posting re: the Wicked contract girls appearing at Club Lavela in Florida.

We too were contacted with the press release/news item and felt that we needed to contact the club named in the article before running the story, due to the fact that the item came from a person who has a background in adult industry news as well as serving as a publicist for one of the people mentioned in the story.

We are currently putting together a story for our own website, www.talkingblue.com, but upon contacting the club's owner and management, we found that they had a different take on the entire situation.

According to club management, the entire event was an unequivocal success with the club filling to a 5,000 person capacity each day. E! Entertainment Television was on hand to cover the appearances as they have an ongoing relationship with Wicked Pictures. The club owners were very happy with the crowd's response to the Wicked girls: Serenity, Alexa Rae, and Devinn Lane.

Club Lavela is one of the biggest and most popular clubs in the Panama City, Florida area and put together three weeks of events to coincide with the arrival of crowds for Spring Break. In the week prior to the Wicked events, Playboy sponsored a week of their own (which also drew big crowds), and in the week following Wicked, Gallery Magazine was doing a week at the club. Much of this information is available on their website at www.clublavela.com.

A manager at the club told us, "We love Wicked and all the Wicked girls that came to provide the best Spring Break ever!" and also explained that they are also friends with Jenna Jameson. The club owners said they were contacted by Jenna, asking if she could be part of the promotion, but was declined to appear since Wicked was already scheduled for the event. She was invited to hang out at the club instead. It was also noted that Jenna has an appearance at an event at another club down the beach.

We were not able to get confirmation on the story about the ClubJenna.com tent being ravaged by party-goers on the beach. Club Lavela has told us that weather in the Panama City has been quite cold for the last couple weeks and much of the Spring Break crowds are partying indoors. They also point out that if there was a mob scene at a tent, it had to be some distance away from Club Lavela, as they didn't see any tent events happening on the beaches nearby.

We also have a call in to Jenna at her Club Jenna offices to find out from her what went on in Florida, but have not received back word.

Whatever Happened To Marc Wallice?

Bryan writes: I had a question for you Luke. Have you heard anything about Marc Wallice? Is he dead, in jail or what?

Kadish write: Luke, do you have any info on Alexis Knight she was in a film called Filthy 1st Timers Vol 19. She's an older woman into working out, blonde hair, big tits. All info you can give would be very much appreciated..ie contact info, email, website anything. Luke, do you know what happened to Heather Lee and do you have any info such as contact etc...

Luke says: Heather Lere works as an escort.

Sana Fey In The News

Paul Harvey today mentioned porn star stripper Sana Fey who's getting sued for $6000 by a man. During a strip show, she put him in a scissor lock and he claims that it caused tinnitus (ringing in the ears).

Kendra Jade Updates Old News

Kendra Jade writes: i just wanted to write a quick note because i noticed you printed today some old story with skeeter and bridgette and myself. i just want to tell you thats old stuff. bridgette and skeeter are actually very nice people, not malicious at all and are always cool to be around.you know me , i just have a habit of taking things people say too much to heart sometimes and its easy for me to get insulted over dumb s---.i think bridgette is not only smart but has an amazing personality and work ethic . and shes definately cool in my book.so if youre going to post old news luke, at least make sure you update it.

Lynn Thomas - On The Fast Track To Porn?

Bitkicker writes on RAME.net: It all started innocently enough. Lynn Thomas appeared in the May 1997 issue of Playboy as the centerfold. The accompanying article featured a trite little anecdote about how her "traditional" Vietnamese mother told her she had "Playboy boobs," and encouraged her to send her photos to the magazine. I wasn't fooled by her false modesty and sugar coated biography. I had a feeling we'd be seeing "more of her" in the future.

It wasn't long before she was doing shoots which showed pussy. She also started doing softcore g/g scenes for Danni Ashe. Lynn continued to stick with her "babe in the woods" BS story.

Cut to October 2000: Lynn appears as Penthouse Pet of the Month.

February 2001: Lynn appears on the DVD version of Andrew Blake's "Aria," doing another softcore g/g scene. This is especially intriguing. Don't we all know another Eurasian beauty who started this way? Tera Patrick.

Judging by her appearances in videos like "Centerfold Coeds," she's not shy about kissing other women or licking nipples. Can full fledged muff diving be far behind? We should start a pool. How long do you think it'll be before the likes of TT Boy and Nacho are throttling her and leaving their man juice dripping down her face?

RKH replies on RAME: Her site, www.thomastime.com, apparently has layouts of her with men and some with fetish themes. I don't know how hardcore these are, but the site clearly does not seem to be the stuff of an innocent.

Coincidence Or Conspiracy - Does Jack Chick = Michael Raven?

Curious writes: Luke, Last year Sin City's uber-director, Michael Raven, named "The Beast" as his all-time favorite tract by Jack Chick. This year Mr. Raven began production on a XXX feature also titled, "The Beast." Interesting? But wait it gets better. This year Jack Chick released a new tract titled, "Sin City," oddly the same name as Raven's production company. Coincidence or could it be that Brother Chick and Mr. Raven are actually the SAME PERSON?!?

Luke Gets Mail

Chaim Amalek writes: Every time I turn on my television set, the grinning idolaters urge me to care about who wins this or that academy award. I suspect that in much of the Los Angeles Kehilla, these days leading up to the awards ceremony are more properly called the "Days of Awe" than those leading to Yom Kippur.

By the way, my view is that Bible scholarship is worthless for the same sorts of reasons it is pointless for marxists or Freudians to look to science for affirmation of their views. These are faith-based belief systems not readily amenable to rigorous analysis; they are not firmly rooted in scientific or historical truth. The closer you look, the less of use you will find. So, if you need what religion or Freud or Marx or Scientology have to offer, don't look too closely!

Scott writes: Luke, read an article in the newspaper last Friday(should have saved-sent it to you). Have you heard of this? "How do kids make money nowadays? Lemonade stand,mowing lawns? Nope.PORNOGRAPHY". Two kids(16 year-olds) in Australia make$200-300 a month hosting a porn banner from an American internet company(Cybererotica?). The article did not mention if they were Jewish. Is this part of the Australian Porn Mafia? Luke,are you so big in Australia that kids emulate you(like Marilyn Manson or something)? Will scores of Australian youth be sleeping on the floor in a $400 a month lean-to? Neglecting cricket(and possibly the Torah) to ponder over Jenna Jameson's implants and stare at naked pics of Logan? Watching beastiality videos and playing connect-the-dots with Kimberly Kummings' bruises? Let's not even go into the mob, lawsuits,and Mike freakin'... Is the whole f---ing world going to Hell in Alisha Klass' gaped s---hole? These kids (our FUTURE you know) need some Chick comics fast! I think the kids website is about insects. If so, you have something else in common,as both sites deal with odd creatures that live under rocks.

Luke says: Brother Chick has a tract for everybody. I think this one, Charlie's Ants, would be apropos.

Farrell Timlake writes: I am sorry. I am truly sorry. Sorry for Tricia, who does not know that there is no proof HIV=AIDS and believes taking toxic and lethal medications will prolong her life. (Do you know that if a scientist buys AZT it comes in a bottle with the skull and crossbones warning on it, but the HIV positive person buys it in a colorful box that exclaims "prolonging life") I am sorry for John, who in spite of his great intelligence has closed his mind to the HIV hypothesis dissent which has scientifically and systematically debunked the HIV=AIDS hypothesis. I am sorry for the incredibly nasty remarks made by Brandy Alexandre regarding John and Tricia's choice to have a child. She knows so little and yet she is so full of hurtful spite and ignorance.Too bad, as I recall she gave amazing head to me when we were in a Paul Norman movie many years ago. I am sorry that YALE and HARVARD both own part of the patents on the toxic medications prescribed to people, because now those esteemed institutions are more concerned with profits than science.

I am now going to bow my head in prayer. I pray that this madness will not continue. I pray that everyone will open their eyes and become more informed. I pray that John and Tricia stop taking the drugs that are way more likely to kill them than HIV ever will. I pray for the health and well being of their child for a long a beautiful life. I pray that Brandy will get over her spite and hatred and be forgiven for her painful words. I pray for the day when the adult industry is more worried about the transmission of herpes than HIV.

I thank God for my eighth grade English teacher who made us read Albert Camus' "The Plague". I thank God that I know healthy HIV positive people living well past their so-called death sentences who refuse to take the deadly and unproven medications. I thank God for my iconoclasm. I hope people will go to http://www.aliveandwell.org and http://www.reappraisingaids.org . I hope folks will take the time to see there are plenty of people living very healthy lives with out the HIV drugs and not caving in to the hysteria cultivated by the AIDS industry. I hope they will see that there is a world of very educated criticism of the HIV=AIDS hypothesis. (Factoid of the Day: Does anyone know what a protease inhibitor is and how it works?

Well let me put it this way. Protease Inhibitors block the ability of the body to turn RNA into DNA and in terms of healthy cell generation that is akin to building a skyscraper without adding water to the cement. Did you know that the chemotherapy drug AZT is utterly toxic and is proven to destroy the bone marrow that provides the white cells needed to fight infection of any sort? Remember, what you do not know can kill you. I am more worried about opportunistic drug companies than I am opportunistic infections)

At www.homegrownvideo.com, we are working for a world where sex is safe. I wish everyone a wonderful day where being positive is once again equated with optimism.

Legion writes: Concerning Sasha's remarks about the term "Little Boots". Whether or not it is some true historical reference, I do not know -- I've never read "The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire" -- I was simply stating that I recognized the phrase from a movie, one which Tod Hunter likely has seen.

And Sasha, I'd just like to say thanks for showing off your bloated IQ. It's a damn shame that you're so insecure you find it necessary to attempt to belittle other contributer's to Luke's site. Yeah, gee, you really stung me with that one. Wow, I think I'm just going to curl up in a corner and shoot myself. You really got me, I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!

Fantasyman Trains Russian Lawyers On Rogue Webmaster Pornosaur

A rogue webmaster in Russia, nicknamed Pornosaur on Netpond.com, has caused hundreds of thousands of dollars to major American webmasters through hacking.

In response, Fantasyman aka Ron Levi of Cybererotica writes on Netsurprise: We're very aware of this guy in Russia. We have an entire dossier on him. He's been doing this to us for a long time. Each time we come up with new security, he hacks it. He feels totally insulated being in Russia.

So, we've decided to take another approach. We're going to reach out and touch someone because the expense is getting ridiculous. To do so, we've contacted the 3rd largest attorney firm in the world which has a huge presence in Russia. They have assured us they can get the result we need by getting him shut down. We've just signed the retainer agreement and sent it back along with a sizeable retainer.

While this guy is laughing now, when we get done with him he won't be laughing any longer. We're going to make sure we stop this once and for all - it will cost some big bucks - but we've already lost big bucks on his bandwidth theft. I've never contacted him because I felt it would be a mute point, obviously I was right. He should have known to be worried about my silence. When he does hear from us, it won't be from the USA with me ranting helplessly. It will be in his own backyard and I guarantee it will be terminal when our lawyers get done...

Deniska writes on Netpond: The Russian judicial system may not be the answer to your problem. There are better solutions for taking care of problems in Russia ;)

Mukoh writes on Netpond: The only attorneys that get stuff done in russia, are the ones you will never know, unless you know some good russian businessmen. And those attorneys, aren't really attorneys. Legal system in russia is such that you can't touch anyone there, unless you strongarm them with other methods other then legal. Money badly spent on attorneys in russia.

AlienX@SinCityFilms.com writes: Hey Luke I am curious about the pornosaur guy, I am having a hard time wondering what Fantasyman's intent is with Pornosaur. Yes, the truth is this, Pornosaur win's the biggest f---en ass hole of the year award, and I think it is the first ever Russian to win such a dubious prize and recieve the crown clubbing on his head he deserves. However I can think of a few australians that run a close second...

I am the non-violent type, and it shudders me to think the worst of things. Last night I could not sleep after reading FM's words, does FM intend to have this Russian scum bag dragged from his home beaten, Knee's knocked out then shoved into a trunk and taken to Siberia? One can only guess I suppose. I do not like that sorta thought that while I sleep comfortably some one is suffering, but it happens all the time I suppose. Guess I will take my "Dont Face Reality Pill" tonight it might help. Pornosaur was/is an interesting animal for the adult web, he created challenges for us all and costed many a hard dollar. But the intelligence behind Pornosaur should not be over looked. The dude must be a decent programmer and knew/Knows his stuff, which is actually a valuable thing these days. This excite may incite more pornosaur wanna be's is what I fear.

On another note Somthing about Sin City Hosting is going on, and I want to state that Sin City Video, Sin City Entertainment and our entire Brood has no affiliation with Sincityhosting.com. It's not us guys and girls so please let's end that confusion.

2nd Note, I watched our newest Sin City Video release, Invitation Directed by Bud Lee. Starring Asia Carrara, Jessica Drake, Sydnee Steele, Julie Meadows, Tina Tyler and Leigh Brooke. Bud Lee ya did a great job with this movie and I think Asia and Jessica did an awesome scene, how did they like working together? I am sure this is one of those flicks that a hard core enthusiat may not enjoy, but once again I must stick up for couples who rent/buy movies and this is one such recommendation that demonstrates a Hollyporn valley flavor and a heavy dash of get horny and f--- feeling. Good production values along with very nice set's. Does Bud always direct like this? Or is it a new sorta thing he tried out with this movie? I never been a Bud watcher, as most must know by now I like Ravens works:) Invitation Video clips are now playing within our membership site. VHS is available at our online store

Have weekend Luke, I am gonna be going down to LA in May we should get some coffee, or goto your therapist's house and bug her about not being able to pik your brain as good as Di Georgio:)