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Monday, February 26th, 2001

Net Porners Party In Jamaica

Much of the adult internet industry is returning from a week long vacation in Negril, Jamaica.

Adult webmaster Brad Shaw writes on Netpond: Looks like everyone went down to Jamica just to smoke weed. Pretty sad when you could have stayed home and done the same. Looking through the pics though, I saw very few businessman, mostly people who just want to party and get f---ed up. Thats cool, leaves more $ for the real businessmen.

I sure hope the upcoming future smaller conventions do not turn into drug fests, if they do I would bet sponsors will be hard to come by. It is one thing to smoke pot in your room, but posting the pics on the internet can give a distorted view of our business and taint others who are here for one reason, to make $.

Bald Guy writes on Netpond: Wow Looks like I stopped back by the board just in time, Pass the Spliff Mon ; ) AHAHAA Authourities could care less what your doing in Jamaica! As long as your next door neighbor is not calling about a ganja factory next door in the states I am sure that the authorities could care less, but face it that Rasta Man could defog the mosquitoes out of Louisiana with that log.

JohnIP writes on Netpond: Well…I was gonna post those pictures of my Crack Smoking GF and Me while we robbed the local 7/11….right after we smuggling in that heroin that we sold to those school kids but I thought it might hurt the Ol’ corporate image with our affiliates and investors …not to mention the evidence it might give to the authorities reading this board…….Oh well maybe Ill be able to post the ones of the naked crack party were gonna do tomorrow.;)))

Tom Sweet writes on Netpond: Mike W :) You gotta love that pic... He says to me, "Hey Mon, I've seen a lot of Spliffs in my day but NEVER one that BIG!!!" That's Gotta say something if a Jamaican hasn't seen one that big :))) Evan [Horowitz of Xpays.com], it was a BLAST I don't think I have ever had sooo much fun in my life!!!

Tom Sweet writes on Netpond: John, point taken... But I think you will agree there is a huge difference between posting pics of people sharing an 8ball or a crack pipe and smoking a little weed??? Something tells me smoking a little weed isn't going to hurt my corporate image too much.

Chris Mann Talks To InsideAdult.com

VideoTeam owner Christian Mann told InsideAdult.com: "He [lawyer Paul Cambria] said traditionally they have gone after subject matter that they believe is an easier obscenity conviction, either because it's stuff that seems to be out of the mainstream in that community, or because it inflames the passions of a jury. Included in that is the famous 'no black men white female interracial themes.'

"What he told us is: Do recognize that the government has played the race card, and believes that in Southern jurisdictions if they focus on material that is interracial, specifically black-man-white-woman, that it further inflames or prejudices a potentially bigoted juror. He also said that they go after transsexual type tapes, and other things that they think will shock these conservative jurors who haven't seen this kind of material before.

"I'm still shooting interracial scenes. I just shot Teri Weigel's first interracial scene - with Lexington Steele, of course. I took that list for what it was and used my best common sense on how to apply his answer to my prudent business practice."

Mark writes: Lex was NOT the first black man she did on film. Email and ask her.

Luke Opines About The News Media

I chose to write on porn so that I could get a platform to communicate with many people.

I succeeded. It's rare that a day goes by without an email or call from the news media.

So now that I've got what I wanted, how do I like it?

Overall, I like it. It makes me feel important when people ask for my opinion on things. I like to share my insights and values. From an ego perspective, it makes me feel good to see my name and picture in the paper, whether it's a real newspaper or an internet paper. I like to see myself on TV and I like to hear from people who've seen me on TV. And I believe that it will all help me get more of what I want in the future.

Here are a few observations about the news media.

* None of them cover the porn industry in depth and on an ongoing basis. The mainstream pros all come in for one story and then leave. They usually choose well worn and easily accessible sources such as myself, Vivid Video, AVN and Bill Margold.

* Almost every story about me contains significant mistakes. The one big exception - my New Times Los Angeles cover story (1/99) by Peter Gilstrap.

* Radio stations are exceedingly sloppy in their approach. I had a scheduled interview today at 1:30 PM my time with KKRQ in Iowa. They don't call.

I'm used to that. But it doesn't make it much less annoying. I don't want to step outside for a walk or do any number of things in case they call me late.

Because I've been stood up so many times by radio shows, I always ask for their contact number when I originally schedule the interview. So I called KKRQ at 2:45 PM and the assistant producer says they simply forgot to call me. Could they call me in ten minutes? Sure I say. An hour later they call.

Anyway, here's the initial email: "Hello, My name is Denny Evans and I am a producer for KKRQ 100.7 The Fox in Cedar Rapids/Iowa City, Iowa. I produce the Scott, Mark and Cecily Show, which is the #1 afternoon, drive home show in the area. I'm sending this in hopes of procuring an interview with you for the Scott, Mark and Cecily Show. We would love to talk to you about your list of the weirdest porn trends and about adult films in general. I was given your name by Drew and Mike at WRIF in Detroit. The show I produce is very light hearted and the jocks are huge fans of pornography and we've even talked to Suzi Suzuki and Ron Jeremy in the past. KKRQ is a classic rock format radio station and, as for the show I produce, the Scott, Mark and Cecily Show is the number one show in the Cedar Rapids market on the number one station as well. You can reach me here at the station between the hours of 2:30 and 6:30 PM, Central Time by calling 319-354-9500. Or, if you'd like, you can e-mail me at dennyevans@thefox.net. Any and all assistance you can afford me in this will be greatly appreciated. Thank you, Denny Evans Producer Scott, Mark and Cecily Show 100.7 The Fox/KKRQ www.thefox.net."

I generally find Top 40 rocker stations annoying to talk with. The hosts are generally loud and crude and don't seem to listen in a deep way. It's rare to get ten second to answer a question without getting interrupted.

Once the KKRQ hosts called, however, they were most pleasant. Listen here.

* TV is a whole other story. It is definitely the most superficial medium. Print can be the most in depth. Radio ranges in between.

When I do an interview with a print reporter, it is simple. The reporter calls. We talk. End of story. Radio is more complicated. It's scheduled in advance and usually adjusted around ads. And most of the time the host likes to dominate and doesn't really listen well.

TV is a whole production. Two, three, four people come to my hovel. Usually a producer, a cameraman, an assistant and the reporter. Setting up takes 30 minutes or more as does breakdown. Which means that half the time that I must set aside to do the interview is not even taken up by the interview. Just a bunch of people muddying up my apartment.

Finally they set up and the reporter takes a chair next to me. And in our exchange that follows, we must all be careful of camera angles and what our frame is. We have to check and recheck the audio levels. In other words, most attention goes to things extraneous to what I have to say.

Then you finally do the interview and you often find that the team already knows what angle they want to take on the story. They don't really want to learn anything from you. They have their own agenda and they're just going to cut and splice what they want from you, irrespective of what you want to get across. It's frustrating to put aside three hours of your day to do an interview and find yourself continually interrupted by the reporter whenever you spend more than 15 seconds answering a question.

Luke's New Book Continued

I used the experience of making the movie What Women Want to gain contacts within the industry and to write profiles of various pornographers, such as my performers Kimberly Kummings, Dick Nasty, Rick Masters and Dave Hardman.

Kimberly Kummings

A rich kid (her father runs a major corporation), Kummings entered porn at age 26 to piss off her parents.

She took on an abusive boyfriend who leached off her money and beat her severely. She crashed her cars many times but could always turn in emergencies to daddy or double penetration for fresh cash.

Adam Film World comments: "A randy brunette with a nasty way about her, Kimberly won't end up on too many adult video box covers, though she'll probably be the cause of more porn fan orgasms per movie than most other starlets. She's a lover of black meat, often appearing in interracial videos and anal sex tapes."

Her best movies include Anal Misconduct, Anal Senorita, Kink, More Dirty Debutantes 39, Fixing a Hole and Sperm Bitches.

Kim leads the way in Li'l Latin Cutie Pies for Totally Tasteless Video - teasing over the phone and masturbating herself to sleep. "She's visited by the Bogas Brothers who've tracked down the source of the obscene phone calls they've been getting," writes AVN. "Soon she's swallowing cock and loving it." (AVN 97)

Kimberly takes Johnathan Morgan up her ass reverse cowgirl style in a spectacular scene in the otherwise ordinary Anal Anonymous.

Mean Mo Nasty Ass directs Kim in Bootylicious 8: Booty & Da Ho Bitch. "Tom Byron and Tony Eveready get nasty Kim Kummings in the sack for a wild double penetration," writes AVN, "dimmed only by the flaccid double dicks that...spurt in tandem on her willing face." (AVN)

Kimberly developed a reputation for erratic behavior and soon nobody but the Jewish producer Mark Spiegler would hire her.

After she left porn in 1997, Kimberly worked as an assistant prop master on several mainstream films including Saving Private Ryan.

Rick Masters

Porn stud Steven St. Croix dragged Rick Masters on to the Judge Judy TV show to resolve a contract dispute.

Rick had signed Steven to do a scene in his new movie after watching Steven's performance in the Vivid extravaganza Borderline. After signing the deal, Rick discovered that Steven had a "dick double" during crucial scenes, and Masters decided to make the movie without Steven who took Rick to court to get his kill fee of $250.

Rick: "Yes, this is Mr. St. Croix's face in the movie that led me to sign him, but it's not his face I was interested in."

Judge Judy: "Did you ask him if all parts that seemed to be his body were so?"

Rick admits he didn't.

Porn star Tyffany Million sits on the bench behind Steven and while Judge Judy discusses contracts, he keeps turning around to talk to Tyffany and to snipe at Rick. Judge Judy then declares "I don't tolerate rudeness in my courtroom" and throws them all out.

Afterwards, the TV show gives the typical "outside the court" footage. Rick and Steven still yell at teach other while Tyffany stands up for her man, adding comments such as "He can perform. He performs on me all the time."

Dick Nasty

Dick Nasty's porn career began in 1989, and since '92 it's been his primary source of income. He's also directed about 100 low-end flicks. Dick says that his favorite on-screen sex partner is his wife Stephanie DuVall.

After almost marrying Nena Cherry in 1995 to get his green card, Nasty made an arrangement with Steph for marriage.

Dick's ex-wife lives in England with his two young daughters. He's had half-a-dozen serious relationships in his life but says he's had none in America. "I'm a nice guy who falls in love with women in abusive relationships. I've never hit a woman in my life, but I keep falling for lovely women who prefer men that treat them badly."

Dick says he has a brief but strict moral code that largely revolves around honesty. For instance, he won't moan and groan in a sex performance unless he finds it exciting.

In early 1994, Dick Nasty saved a man's life. "Dick pulled into a supermarket lot and spotted a crowd of passive onlookers and a Cadillac dragging its owner underneath it in reverse gear. Dick dove into the driver's seat, slammed on the brakes, and saved the man from being crushed." (AVN 9/94 p.61-62)

Lovette says Dick Nasty and Stephanie DuValle in the fall of 1996 used her social security number and driver's license number to lease a $37,000 1996 black Nissan Pathfinder from a Simi Valley dealer as well as opening a Pac Dell account and cellular phone account charged to Lovette. She found out about the larceny when the repo. company came to her door to repossess a car she'd never heard of. A few weeks later, when Lovette found she was due to work on a set with Nasty, she arranged to bring along an undercover cop who arrested Dick and put him in jail for three days. (AVN)

Nasty says that Stephanie did all the dirty work and that he knew nothing about the heist.

Dave Hardman

A shaggy long haired hippie Dave Hardman works as much as any male porn talent. And it doesn't seem to matter much to Dave "whether he's f---ing a 300-lb. negress or an old bald lady in a wheelchair," writes Adam Film World. "[H]is constantly erect penis speaks volumes for what goes on inside the head of a guy who can f--- without prejudice..."

After finding out that his recent video partner Nena Cherry was HIV positive, Dave quit porn. He said the 1997 AIDS scare has him "freaked out." (AVN)

Dave did one scene where he buried his face in Nena's vagina at a time she was menstruating. Scared, Hardman went on the anti-HIV cocktail for a month but he never tested HIV positive. After a series of negative tests, Hardman returned to porn in the Spring of 1997.

In early 1998, Dave received the XRCO Unsung Swordsman award.

Dave's sister performs under the names Darcy McDaniels and Mistress Mercy. She stands 5'9", weighs 260 pounds and appears in The Good The Fat And The Ugly as well as More To Love. A nudist with real tits, she appeared in Hustler's Bits & Pieces.

She tipped off Dave to Jim South at World Modeling who launched Hardman's career in 1993. Hardman says his family welcomes sex.

Dave says his whole life is based on porno. Before he entered the biz, he frequented whores.

Dave says there are lots of wild people in porn. "People pulling guns on each other. People who don't care what others think about what they do. They don't give a f--- about anything but money, good scenes, production... They don't care who lives or dies 'cause they don't have to do scenes. You've got to have a death wish to do porno…

"The longer you stay in the business, it's like you have no feelings anymore. Every year that goes by I get more jaded." (Exotica Magazine 7/98)

Natasha Zimmerman

The guy who edited my movie What Women Want, was an out of work TV director. His girlfriend was porn star Natasha Zimmerman. They'd met when she was sent over to his house by her escort service. The customer-client relationship developed into a live-in love affair.

Born 2/5/58, the Valley girl grew up in a nice middle class Jewish family before entering porn under the name Courtney. Eventually her parents found out what she was doing, and she quit for several months before returning under the name Natasha. The anal queen retired again before returning as Eden.

I spent an evening in February 1996 with tiny Natasha (less than five feet tall) and her big dicked boyfriend. We watched homemade tapes of the showbiz couple indulging in nasty sex. During these bouts, Eden's vagina squirted copiously.

I believe that squirting is just a fancy porn name for urination. But pornographers claim otherwise.

Eden aka Natasha aka Courtney appears in over 100 flicks including Anal With an Oriental Slant, The Bashful Blonde From Beautiful Bendover, White Bitches in Heat and You Said a Mouthful.

The couple invited me on the set of one of their movies where I met Blake Mitchell, Renee Bennett and Kyle Stone.

Renee Bennett

In 1996, blonde Rene Bennett said her porn age was 24, meaning her real age is much higher.

"My husband and I were messing around when I was three months pregnant and feeling frisky. We did some nudie shots and f---ing shots and sucking shots and video shots. When the photos came back, he sent them to a bunch of nudie magazines as a joke.

"A couple of months later we got all these phone calls and letters from people who wanted to shoot me for this and that. By this time I was 40 pounds heavier with a belly like a hippo. So we stalled them by saying I was in Europe. "Then four weeks after I had the baby, we called back our contacts and started doing stills and films."

Renee remembers an early still shoot in San Diego. "They started me out in a thong bikini at a public beach by the pier. I'm supposed to hit on the photographer and go back to the studio and have sex. That's the story line in the shoot. They did a video too. They often do both.

"They filmed shooting me. And about twenty yards away, underneath the pier was this group of illegal Mexican aliens who must've just come across the border. I'm sitting there cracking up, spread-eagled on a public beach. And there are people in a restaurant above us taking pictures... and the little Mexicans sat there probably thinking America is so great. They didn't know what to do. They were frozen. I egged them on."

Renee and her husband are swingers. She works with many men, but they have to wear a condom. Before she had her breasts enhanced to a C-cup, Rene appeared in Small Tops magazine, as well as Shaved, Cheeks, Legs and Cheri.

"I often see myself in ads. You never know where your pictures are going to show up once they're taken.

"I remember f---ing in my first video, just six weeks after having my baby. It didn't feel good but I'm yelling and moaning, "Oh yeah, yeah, baby, harder, yeah." But I wanted it over.

"But performing is fun. It spices up our marriage."

Rene's first sexual experience came at 16. "It was first love. We were both virgins. The storybook thing. "The night I had first had intercourse, I told the guy, "Get me another wine cooler and I'll f--- you." I took one sip and puked all over his shoes. But later on that night we did it. It was awkward. It wasn't wham bam, thank you mam. It was 'ok, ok, ok, stop, stop, ok. Hold on, hold on. Ok, ok. Are we doing it? Really?' He was a virgin too and so it only lasted two seconds."

Bennett's husband of five years uses the performing name Johnny Jam. He runs her fan club.

"It started while I was pregnant and unable to work. We had all these pictures from our nights of sin. We'd seen how many girls put out ads reading 'Buy my pictures, $10.'

"We target swinging magazines in the mid-West advertising me as the next door type. 'I want to be your friend'."

Rene gets a hundred letters a week and more. She sells to admirers through the mail her panties, photos, regular porn videos and custom-made videos.

"Poor old Billy Bob stuck out there in Buttf---, Wyoming will write me, 'Rene, you're just so gosh-darn beautiful, I'd just love to see you call my name while barking like a dog and saying how much you want me.'

"So I crawl around on the floor for twenty minutes, saying 'Oh Billy Bob, I want you, I want you,' spanking my butt and barking like a dog. And he pays me $400 for something completely safe.

"I had a fan write in for my toe nail clippings. Now I keep myself well pedicured and manicured, so I cut my husband's fingernails, put them in a baggie and sent them to him. He was happier than a pig in s---. He had no clue. "They want my panties and some of them want them wet. And I'm into safe sex. So to be clean and kochure, I take some lube and rub it on the crotch, put it in a Glad sandwich bag and mail it to them.

"I won't wear them first like they want because it's not sanitary. I tell them I wear them because that's what they want to hear. If you need a little scent, you put a drop of tuna juice out of a can into the lube.

"I get letters from couples, girls and guys. They send me photos and want me to come out to see them. I've never met with anyone from my mail-order business. I send them a standard form letter with a list of what they can buy from me.

"Some guy had a foot fetish thing. And so I'd stroke my dildos with my feet and pretend to be jacking them off, and licking them, and sucking them, and sucking on my toes. Then he sent me $25 and said, 'Please send me your dirtiest, smelliest, raunchiest socks.'

"So I had socks I was going to throw away. I put on these thrashed sports socks and cleaned the carpets, getting out all the dirt, getting my feet wet and filthy. Got holes in the socks. Ran around all day in them. They were gross and disgusting."

Blake Mitchell

Racquel Welch lookalike Blake Mitchell stands 5'5, weighs 125 pounds and measures 36DD-24-36.

Born in 1962, she began doing boxing and catfighting fetish videos with other women in 1995 while still living in Chicago. The videos usually included a good girl-to-girl fight followed by rough lesbian sex.

A man Blake dated in Chicago got her into porn. Now she's dating men in Hollywood to move her career into the mainstream. Meanwhile, she wrestles guys for a hefty fee and flies all over the world to do private shows.

"Some guys like girls dominating them. They like the scissor holds I apply around their waist or neck, and putting their head in my crotch, or when I wrap my arms around them and smother them in my chest. They like it when I take them down on the mat."

Blake enhanced her smothering breasts in late '94, increasing from 34C to her present 36DD. The same date who got Blake into fetish videos, sent nudie photos of her to Hustler magazine and she took part among the final six girls in Hustler's The Hunt Is On contest.

At 1995's Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, Blake signed numerous autographs for the production company Glitz Video which taped Hustler's Hunt. She received many offers to do hardcore, finally going with Ron Jeremy and doing her first scenes with him. "Ron is nice. I don't have problems with anyone in the biz.

"After my initiation, I wanted to only do girl-girl. But I didn't get enough work. So I agreed to do boy-girl, but only with a condom. Still no work. So I said fine."

Blake appears in over 100 hardcore flicks and in straight films and TV shows as a featured extra. Also, the Racquel Welch lookalike posed in Hustler Busty, High Society (twice), Leg Show, Cheri and oher mags.

While still living in Chicago, Blake Mitchell came on TV talkshows hosted by Maury Povitch and Jerry Springer to talk about her fetish videos. When Blake told her mom she was dating Jerry Springer, she let it slip that she'd appear on his show. Mom saw the show and was shocked that her daughter did fetish videos. Mom still doesn't know that her little girl has gone hardcore.

At Blake's 15-year high school reunion, most of her classmates knew about her work and TV appearances. Some asked for autographs, and Blake signed slicks she'd just received from appearing on a boxcover for director Peter Davy.

Mitchell doesn't like Los Angeles. "Everybody here has a motive. I'm not used to that. Girls ten years younger than me have plastic surgery. They're not ready for it. They'll have to have it again in five to ten years. Every girl in porn is so competitive with everyone else. There's no need to be that way.

"Everyone tries to have bigger boobs.

"I'm big-boned. The girls out here my height weigh 90-110 pounds while I'm 125.

"What matters in LA is what car you drive, how much plastic surgery you've had, how big are your boobs, how young you look, how skinny you are, and things like that. Since I've moved here, I've become more materialistic.

"But the people behind the camera are easygoing and I like them.

"Porn is a close-knit community. People will say something about someone else and it's all around. That's sad. It's unfair to talk about people behind their back. If they have a problem, they should confront the person instead of backstabbing.

"I mind my own business. I don't talk about people. On the set, I read or watch TV."

Money motivates Blake Mitchell to do hardcore. "On a good day I enjoy the work. On a bad day I don't enjoy anybody."

Blake occasionally orgasms on camera. "It's mental. I hold back so the guy will try harder. They can tell when you come so they're trying to get you off. If a guy goes down on me, I usually get off."

I watched Blake that February afternoon in 1996 receive a tongue-lashing from Kyle Stone as she lay spread-eagled on the hood of a black Mercedes. She creamed all over the car, her juices running down the hood and off the bumper. Kyle then penetrated her in several positions until bathing her mouth and face with his sperm. Blake forced a smile while absorbing his blast, rolling his cum around with her tongue before sucking his dick clean. After the cameras clicked off, she walked over to a trash can and spat several times to get rid of the semen in her mouth.

Blake leads a quiet private life. "I don't go out much. I don't swing or do orgies. I go home, read, watch CNN constantly and channel surf. A lot of the girls in porn are partiers who have no clue about what is going on in the world."

Her mainstream agent is David Wilder. "He tells me that the mainstream is a dog-eat-dog world and the guys want sex. Don't believe anything anybody tells you. Whenever you go for a reading and they say they want to see you naked, you tell them to call me so I can find out what the part is and be sure they're auditioning you for it."

Blake likes her men handsome and rich. She prays daily and attends St. John the Episcopal Church most Sundays. The Sunday I met her, however, religion had to take a backseat to f---ing on film.

Kyle Stone

Kyle Stone, born in 1964, got into the business by accidentally calling porn star Eden believing he was phoning his girlfriend.

"In October, 1992, I called to talk sex and this girl answered. I thought it was Cindy.

"This girl asks me what I was going to talk about and I said about how horny I felt. And so it turned into phone sex. Afterwards, the woman tells me she's a porn star.

"We met two weeks later and Eden got me into the business. My first scenes were with her. I came in gallons; much more than I do now because I have to ejaculate so often. I've appeared in about 300 movies since.

"I've been horny since age five and I've always wanted to work in porn but I didn't know how to go about it.

"In this business, you [the male performer] have to leave your ego at the door.

"You'll be in the middle of this hot scene and the director will say cut, and the girl will stop dead and turn everything off. If you've got a big ego, that will crush you.

"The pressure is on the men because we have to get hard, but the women are the stars.

"When I first started, I hounded the women. A lot of newcomers make that mistake. Finally someone sat me down and I've cooled it since.

"When I got into adult, I had a preconceived notion of what people would be like - stuck up. There are a few but in general some of the best people in the world work in this business. Most are professional, but what kills me is people's attitude towards time. Certain people believe they've reached a certain stature and can then show up late."

The women, and Peter North, are the most likely to show late because production can't go on without them. Tardiness is also a frequent sign of reluctance to perform. Many persons in the biz don't feel good about what they're doing.

Three women failed to show the Sunday in early 1996 I interviewed Kyle as he waited seven hours past his call-time to perform. While he waited, he thought about his 91-year old grandma who was dying in a hospital and how badly he wanted to visit her. She'd raised him.

As soon as Kyle finished doing 35-year old Blake Mitchell against the hood of a black Mercedes, he showered and drove off.

Melissa Hill

Dick Nasty introduced in early 1996 me to director Nic Cramer who invited me on one of his sets in March of 1996. There I met his girlfriend of the time Melissa Hill as well as porn stars Sindee Coxx, Kim Kataine, Steve Hatcher, and Johnathan Morgan.

The oldest of three daughters, Melissa Hill developed as a quiet shy nerdy kid who liked to read all the time. She retains those characteristics - never talking to strangers and uncomfortable discussing sex. In answering my questions about cum shots, blow jobs and anal sex (which she doesn't do), Melissa frequently used words like "weird," "awkward" and "embarrassed."

"Strangely enough, I do get embarrassed, blush and become awkward. I can't even talk dirty during a scene. It's part of me that I can't overcome yet as an actress.

"When I started in porn, I didn't realize that you could refuse things or choose who you wanted to work with or choose where you got the pop shot, and so I resent always getting it in the face. I see so many girls say "I won't take it in the face." Since people know I'll take it there, that's where it always goes."

Melissa feels disgust for men who use the cum shot to a woman's face as vicarious revenge on females who've rejected them in the past. "I'm glad that none of my friends feel that way.

"I would never do anything demeaning. At first, I never wanted to play a hooker. I wanted to show that you can be intelligent, properly dressed and still be in adult movies. You can think and act. I'm an actress not a porn star, and certainly not a "cunt-for-hire" or "sperm receptacle." No one has the right to call us that.

Melissa picks her X-rated appearances carefully. "I look for interesting stories and great acting roles. I'll only have sex with a few persons. I want to see the script before deciding if I'll do the movie."

Melissa lists her primary reasons for performing in porn as money and the opportunity to act. She wants to go mainstream one day. The San Francisco native eventually wants marriage and children. She hasn't thought about the problems that will arise in her future because of her X-rated past.

She lists her best movies as Arrowhead, Apocalyspe Climax, The Girl With the Heart-Shaped Tattoo, Dreams of Desires and Penetrator 2. "I judge them by my acting role," says Melissa. "I don't remember my sex scenes."

Hill hardened during her years in porn, looking as though she used drugs regularly. Then in 1997 she broke up with Nic Cramer and started getting her life back in order.

Patrick Riley writes on the rec.arts.movies.erotica newsgroup 4/24/99:

Watching Wet Spots #7 (Elegant Angel) last night and who appears but Melissa Hill. Isn't this a step down? Wasn't she a VVW person with a possible future like Juli Ashton ? Most of this series is definite raincoater material although her scene in #7 uses condoms and has no anals, DP's, A2M's or spitting.

However, the interesting factor from the POV of keeping up with the private lives and breeding (as in producing infants) of the porn community is her body deterioration. Loss of belly muscle tone and her tits have becomes smaller and flabbier. They probably aren't really smaller, it's just that the rest of her upper body has become fatter.

The cameraguy asks her about her "vacation" of 18 months from the industry but gleans no useful information. He does keep well away from her belly though and she herself uses every opportunity to lie on her front, only at the end doing RC where she leans back which has the effect of tensioning the belly muscles and disguising any flab. So has she produced a rug rat, or is this just "fast ageing"?

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Blondes Kim Kataine and Sindee Coxx rank among the most beautiful women I've met in my life. And those days in March 1996 were memorable chiefly for the pleasure of seeing them naked.

Kim Kataine

While stripping at Show World in New York in 1991, Kataine met porn actress Lauren Brice who encouraged her to get into X-rated videos. Kim moved to Los Angeles, signed with Jim South and went to work.

Born in 1970, Kim grew up in Pennsylvania. She has two brothers and a sister. Her family doesn't approve of her work. Her father, a state trooper, is distant and dominating in personality and Kim feels attracted to men with similar qualities. She plans to finish off her career with a year of stripping before going to college to become a nurse.

Nurturing and helpful, Kim's friends describe her as sensitive, sweet and relaxed - a counter to the intensity of her boyfriend Nick East. "We contradict each other and it's a turn-on," she says.

The bleach-blonde performer wants to eventually marry, have children and "a house on a hill."

Kim abused drugs. On April 1st, 1999, she had a seizure and drowned in a friend's bathtub.

Sindee Coxx

Born in 1970, Sindee grew up an only child in Long Island, New York. She loved the attention and gifts that poured over her. Coxx lost her virginity at an Iron Maiden concert at age 15 on May 24, 1985. A few days later, she dropped out of high school.

A teenage slut who enjoyed wild kinky sex, particularly in public and at rock concerts, Sindee "gets off on doing what I shouldn't."

With her husband, Coxx moved to California in August of 1989, attracted by the "weather and Disneyland." Sindee first worked topless bars in Orange County. Like Kylie Ireland, Julie Ashton and Melanie Moore, Coxx told the 1/96 AVN that she was a porno junkie who took her hobby to the next level. But now that she performs for a living, she no longer watches.

The intelligent blonde entered porn in September, 1993, with a strong body from running a commercial off-set printing press for eight years. "I got tired of ink and chemical burns on my clothes. I thought at age 22 this wasn't good anymore. I started looking for options."

Sindee initially did few boy-girl scenes, and anal scenes, saving that for "bigger projects." She blossomed in 1995 after shedding her baby fat and losing 25 pounds through a conditioning program.

Preferring to be known as an actress rather than a porno queen, Sindee, in 1995, penned features such as The Initiation and Sex Kitten. Later in the year, Coxx got a boob job. Her parents believe she's still working a printing press and this delays her visiting them in New York because they'd ask her questions about her new and improved chest.

Sindee and I did 10 pages of dialogue in Shawn Ricks' one day wonder for Spice The Trickler Effect. Despite sinus trouble, the July heat of the San Fernando Valley, and two sex scenes that day, Sindee delivered her lines like a pro.

Coxx has a manager and an agent working on her diverse career that includes producing, writing and singing, much of it in the mainstream. Sindee writes and takes pictures for four sex magazines as well as provides make-up and styling for many of the models in front of her live-in boyfriend's (Scott St. James) camera, such as Sunset Thomas who graces the cover of the 1998 Adam Film World Directory.

One fetish that has particular control over Sindee is her need to constantly wash her clothes and clean her house.

On Friday evening, 5/28/99, porn star Sindee Coxx left this on Luke's answer machine: "Mr. Luke F-rd, this is Sindee Coxx. Remove any and all information you have about me on your website, negative or positive. I am waiting to file a class action lawsuit about you, a slander lawsuit against you and a libel lawsuit against you. Also, a malicious intent lawsuit against you. These will all be class action. I am not going to be the only one. You will be put out. Remove all information about me. Anything about the Jasmin St. Claire incident which is not proven. It's not true. How dare you put my name and address on the internet. That is illegal and you know that. You've been reprimanded before by several people in this industry and it is about time that it is going to stop. Remove the information. Thank you very much."

I thought I had good relations with Sindee Coxx. Her call came as a surprise. Then I remembered the last two calls I got from Jasmin St. Claire. The first one, about two weeks ago, complained that a "Brenda Grislaw" with a PO Box address in Northridge had been leaving harassing messages on her answer machine. And that Jasmin was going to kick her ass. A few days later, Luke wondered if Brenda was the real name of Sindee Coxx.

Wednesday evening, May 26, Jasmin phoned Luke about Sindee.

Luke: "What did she do to you exactly?"

Jasmin: "She was saying 'Leave my man [Scott Preston] alone, you AIDS infested whore. I'm going to come kill you. You f---ing bitch, you better stay the f--- away from my man, you goddam AIDS infested whore.' Stuff like that, it makes sense. I think she's very jealous of the girls who go in [to be photographed by her husband Scott Preston]. I've spoken to several other girls who feel the same way, that she is very unfriendly towards other female talent.

"It would never prevent me from doing business with Scott. I want everyone to know that. It's a shame that she has to get so immature.

"She left these messages on my answer machine and my voicemail. It was stupid of her to leave them on my answer machine because I have Caller ID. It blocks any anonymous calls. So either way, you have to *82 your number before you call me.

"He [Scott Preston] pretended to not know anything about it, just to protect her, which I think is wrong. I'm not even going to reveal the source who confirmed this today. I feel sorry for him that he has to deal with someone like this in his life. He's successful, smart and a damn good photographer."

Luke: "Have you talked to her?"

Jasmin: "She's denying it. Someone else had a talk with her and I confronted Scott last night."

Sindee, who gained about 30 pounds over 1998-99, eventually broke up with Preston and married porn cameraman Barry Wood, who used to be married to the late porn star Trinity Loren.

Steve Hatcher

Steve Hatcher is a rare person in the industry who uses his real name and it symbolizes his open approach. Names matter. By using a pseudonym, the overwhelming number of persons in the industry show that they are ashamed of what they do. Steve ain't.

"I use my real name because I don't want to lead two lives. Be who you are and do what you do."

Born in 1967, Steve has slept with over a thousand women in his life and has almost a thousand flicks under his belt after five years in porn. He smokes constantly. After a troubled childhood, he's found his niche.

Steve remembers those who helped him along the way such as Jim South, Ron Sullivan, Ron Jeremy, Jamie Gillis, Paul Thomas and other older actors. Adult Video News (AVN) twice nominated Steve as Male Performer of the Year.

"I've been fortunate to have big reviewers in my corner," says Steve. "People like Gene Ross, Wally Wharton and others helped me get whatever acclaim I've received and that's kept me working for good companies.

"Other Generation Xers like my roommate Sean Ryder, Rick Masters and Dave Hardman haven't yet received the recognition they deserve. And it may be a while until they do. But these guys are the workhorses of the industry."

Steve grew up in the San Fernando Valley as the only child of a policeman and waitress. "Cop kids and preacher kids are the worst," said Steve, the cop kid to me, the preacher's kid.

Hatcher's parents loved and disciplined him, but he was a brat and in and out of drug rehabilitation from age 14 to 17, when he joined the army. He lost his virginity at 13 at Lake Mead in Nevada, and he proceeded to tell everyone about his conquest. Over the next four years, Steve seduced about 100 females, most of them also in drug rehab. "Many girls giving up drugs turn to sex."

Just before joining the army, Steve delivered sandwiches for a deli and one of his regular stops was porn powerhouse VCA. After leaving the army, Steve, at age 23, called VCA to inquire about getting into porn. They referred him to talent agent Jim South, and on his first day in South's office, while waiting for his Polaroid to develop, Steve encountered director Ron Sullivan who hired him on the spot. In his first scene, Steve did Melanie Moore up the ass for Jim Enright's Caught From Behind Series.

"Ron Jeremy and Nina Hartley were on the set. Before my scene, I asked Ron how to stop myself from coming if I got overly excited and he told me to look at the cameraman's shoes. After my scene, Nina Hartley came over and stroked my dick twice. "That's a fine f---able dick you've got there," she said. "You'll go far in this business."

Steve's dick gets thicker as it extends, and the eight inch length when erect curves up, making it ideal to penetrate assholes. "My cock is easier on girls [assholes]. It curves up like the anus and rubs them in the right place. And I'm gentle. I don't hurt them unless they want to be hurt.

"I've always had a fetish for anal sex. There's something about a beautiful woman who loves to take a cock in her ass that drives me crazy."

Steve first married at age 19 and he divorced eight months later. Then he married ex-performer Chanelle, a petite brunette, when he was 24. Director Paul Norman and his wife Tori Welles threw the reception. After three years of marriage, Steve and Chanelle separated.

Steve's suffered from depression all his life and it gets particularly bad after the break up of a relationship. He frequently deals with the doldrums through using illegal drugs. Steve attempted suicide in the summer of 1994, then took time off from porn to clean up from drugs and alcohol.

One of a dozen men who work constantly in X-rated flicks, Steve earns between $250 and $550 per scene.

To keep himself from coming, he now bites his lower lip. "Most guys hurt themselves to stop from coming. I remember a scene with two other guys and we had to slap each other around because the girls were so hot.

"Successful performing before the camera depends on having the right mindset. You have to get into a zone... create whatever thoughts you need to get hard...be they about an ex-wife you can't stand but she still turns you on...or the girl you're with..."

Steve has long hair and rides a motorcycle. He lives fast like other single high-testosterone males. At age 29, he's found some peace.

"I've found my niche. My relationship with my parents is better than it's ever been. They're glad that I'm earning a legal living. My dad's retired and my folks now live in Florida."

Steve once wished to be an actor but now he's happy to "be a big fish in a small pond. My financial status is fine. I'm not greedy. I get to do things that Keanu Reeves and Sylvester Stallone wish that they could do. And these guys are big fans of us, only they can't admit it or Hardcopy would be up their ass in a minute."

In his first year in porn, Steve Hatcher surrounded himself with persons in the industry, but now he mainly hangs out with persons outside porn. "No one brings the office home with them 24 hours a day."

One morning in May 1996, Steve sat around on a porn set with several performers discussing a proposed California tax on X-rated videos. He said he wouldn't object if the money went to a good cause.

Attracted to tiny women, Hatcher's girlfriend since early 1996 is a 5'2" blonde, born around 1976, who appears to weigh 60 pounds and looks 12 years of age. She performs under the name Little Cinderella and like Steve, struggles with a troubled past. She appears in the 1997 mainstream movie Boogie Nights as the illicit interest of the Colonel.

AdultStarFantasy.com Offers Porn Stars

AdultStarFantasy.com offers: Elle Devine Shasta Montana Gunn Nici Sterling Amber Woods Keisha Phyllisha Anne Kianna Bradley Coral Sands Krista Leigh Sunset Thomas Shanna McCullough Tricia Yen Tiffany Biggs Vienna Hall Marissa Monet Brittany Andrews

Is Taylor St. Claire Available?

Tom writes: Is it true that she is an escort? She is listed on Nicisgirls.com. That really surprised me.

The eros guide for New York, I scrolled down and hit the melody kiss picture. Then you get into their web site. Hit scheduling and her name appears as an escort.. www.eros-ny.com.

Is this a scoop? I have never paid for it in life, but I would for her. Chloe Vevrier was also on the same site as an escort, $1000 an hr. for her. No problem I will give you the info. All I ask is that you tell me what happened to Logan from Vegas that wants to be a porn star.

Now I heard she is going to be in a ten men gang bang. As long as she isn't choked or slapped it should be good.

Beavis writes: Hi Luke My name is Kelly and I run a fansite for Taylor St. Claire at www.taylorstclair.homestead.com. You may not realize it, but you've posted several of my reviews, pulled straight from RAME. Anyway, occassionally Taylor e-mails me and answers questions I have or corrects anything I've gotten wrong. Well, the question of her involvement with Nicisgirls is one I covered on my site several months ago. Here is exactly what she told me on the issue:

In response to the e-mail that you got about nicisgirls, I am on her site but do not work for her. When guys call her, she sells them other girls. So, she is not available through nicisgirls. I have heard that she is available in www.adultstarfantasy.com's VIP section, but I have no official word from her as to whether or not she is avaible there too.

And as for the info. that Tom had about the 10 man gangbang, that is not yet a reality. Taylor decided to do this back in late December, but she has been talking to 4 companies about it ever since then. She should be deciding on one very soon. And, I seriously doubt she won't get choked or spit on at least once in the scene as anyone who has seen her most recent, nasty girl scenes knows that she has developed quite a liking for this treatment.

Please post this because I don't want people to get fooled by nicisgirls. That's not right.

The New Bush Order

Fast Eddie writes on BigDoggie.Net: Glamour Roses in NYC, a high-end service supposedly specializing in run-way and fashion models at up to $4k per hour was busted a few days ago...

With the election of George W., and the re-entrenchment of the radical right in the White House (make no mistake about it, despite the "compasionate conservatism bs), we could be seeing just the tip of the iceberg here. Emboldened by their theft of the Presidency, we can expect more interference from the "morality police".

I think that's why it's especially important to try to reverse the recent trend on this board from "who" and "where" to a more general tone. Look for information thru emails rather than direct posting. We need to use our heads (the one above our shoulders) to protect our interests, which logically follows that we need to protect the ladies' interests as well. I am almost sorry that I posted two recent reviews of (deleted by me). Maybe the more discreet thing would have been to post that I had "met" the two ladies, and provided further information via email. Of course, this still doesn't mean that someone in LE under the guise of an interested poster couldn't emai a request for said information, but at least it would be less obvious.

Making matters worse is that I've seen a couple of my posts end up on Luke F-rd's site. This board is obviously being read by the entire Adult Industry, which may make the ladies themselves more reluctant to participate in this hobby.

Lynn LeMay's Great

Marlowe writes on BigDoggie.Net: Lynn checks this board now and then, so she may contact you when she reads this message. She contacted me, and sent me a phot. She looks wonderful and sexier than ever, though I think she got a big irriated with me when she discovered I am not in LA and won't be for a few months. She seems to like to book appointments as soon as possible. Anyway, she's great

Nici@Nicisgirls.com writes: Hi guys! I have to tell you that Lynn LeMay looks fabulous. I saw her a few months ago on the E! True Hollywood Story for Scotty Schwartz and I could not believe how great she looked. She is in her late 30's and she looks better than ever! Very toned and fresh. I have only booked her a handful of times but each time I got rave reviews. She even comes with massage oils because she loves to pamper! The pictures on my site of Lynn are a few years old but that is just because she has not done anything in XXX for a while. I guarantee you will not be disappointed and if you have any doubts I can always e-mail you a recent polaroid that she sent me.

Fast Eddie Reviews Farrah

Fast Eddie writes on BigDoggie.Net: When I saw that Body Miracle was bringing Farrah to Philadelphia, I immediately called and made an appointment. One of the hottest ladies in Porn, Farrah has that big-busted, blonde, All American look and appeal that makes men (or at least me) weak in the knees.

I spoke with the girl who handles scheduling, and asked that I be Farrah’s last appointment on Wed. night, the 14th (Valentine’s Day, but that had nothing to do with the appointment). She took my information, (name, phone number, work number - a fairly non-intrusive screening), and informed me that Farrah was a sweetheart, and that I was going to enjoy myself.

As the day drew near, the anticipation was driving me nuts, so I called Body Miracle back and asked if it would be possible to change my appointment to Tues., which after checking was not a problem. A couple of hours before the scheduled time, Emily from B.M. called to confirm the date and to tell me that everything was running on schedule.

I arrived at Farrah’s hotel, armed with some roses (Valentine’s day, remember?) and a scented candle, and knocked on the door…… Wow! This is one gorgeous lady! She was dressed in an off-the-shoulder top, tight black slacks and high-heeled boots.

Your first close up look at Farrah takes your breath away! She’s everything you’d expect her to be, looks-wise, and more. Tasteful make-up, not too much, and a savage tan. She greeted me with a big smile and a hug, and ushered me into her room. Presenting her with the roses, I got another hug, this time accompanied by a kiss, and a profuse thank you.

She was surprised and delighted. Then the candle produced more of the same response. We chatted a bit, then I got out the trusty video camera, and as I began to set it up Farrah got comfortable, stripping down to a G-string.

For all you boob men out there, she has a new set, going from 650cc’s to 900cc’s, she told me. They looked great! I joined her on the bed, and we began snuggling and kissing. She was very affectionate, with a lot of kissing, touching and stroking; like two teenagers making out.

After a while, out came some lotion, and the stroking became more localized. This was followed by a covered French, which was administered with great skill and enthusiasm. I soon returned the favor, which was greatly appreciated, and then on to the main act, several different positions until the curtain came down. We snuggled and talked for a while, and I reluctantly got myself together, packed the camera away and got ready to leave. Farrah walked me to the elevator, and with a good-bye kiss, was gone.

I was somewhat surprised by her affectionate and easy going nature. I was afraid that she might be one of those “I’m an A list looker, just be glad to be in my company” types, but nothing could have been further from the truth. No clock watching, no attitude, felt like I was with an old friend. All in all, Farrah was a delight to be with, and I would certainly enjoy spending more time with her in the future.

A Cheaper Alternative To Tera Patrick

Frogger writes on BigDoggie.Net: While I've never seen anyone post about her, I think she's quite amazing. However, given what the top stars charge, I'd think she would be up there as well. I've heard rates of 10k to 20k for some ex-Vivid stars. For that price you could get a plane ticket to Thailand (which Tera claims her mom to be Thai) and have a bitchin' week or two at top massage parlors and hostess lounges (think high end spa with all of the extras!) A Thai Penthouse magazine model goes for less than $300 for an hour and a half. You could gather the whole year's collection for less than an hour with Tera.

Is Ginger Lynn Available?

Cheetah writes on BigDoggie.Net: i asked an escort agency about three years ago if they could get ginger lynn and they told me $1000 per minute (thats not a typo). so they were probably full of it and couldn't get her. about a year ago i asked a few girls if they knew of ginger lynns status as far as escorting and was told that she had done some escorting in the past. i asked if a meeting could be arranged and was told no, that she is only seeing a few regulers. another girl told me that ginger was not seeing anyone anymore because she had a boyfriend and didn't want to mess it up. about 6 months ago i got an e-mail from a felow hobiest who said that he heard she was available again. thats all my info on ginger for what it's worth (in this case not much). so as far as ginger being available, the answer is a definite may be.

Ryan Conner Thanks Her Fans

Ryan Conner writes on BigDoggie.Net: just wanted to say thanks to everyone who continued to book despite the recent "dismadre" with asf. anyone who met me knows the kind of person i am and the level of service i provide. i have enjoyed meeting everyone and look forward to the future.

Remarried Kobe Tai Available In April?

Nici@Nicisgirls.com writes on BigDoggie.Net: LOL! Guys she has been divorced from Mark Davis for over 2 years now! She is already remarried! She will be available again in April.

Luke says: I remember the heartfelt apology I made to Kobe Tai and Mark Davis at the XRCO Awards in the Spring of 1999 for publishing reports that Kobe did escort work.

I hear Kobe has had her baby with her new hubby.

Where Have You Gone Jessica Jewel? Our Nation Turns Her Lonely Eyes To You

Fast Eddie writes on BigDoggie.Net: I received an email from someone who apparently knows Jessica, and he informed me that the reason Jessica is retiring from the adult industry is that she has gotten engaged, and her fiance, while aware of her involvment, has asked her to quit. He stated that the rumors of her arrest were incorrect. My apologies to Jessica.

This brings up a good point. While we on the boards exchange information to help each other get the most "bang" for our buck (pun intended), we sometimes lose sight that these ladies are human beings, with private lives outside of the industry. This is not just confined to the adult stars... we tend to treat all celebrities, whether sports figures or mainstream movie actors and actresses, as something larger than life, which while a sign of admiration can also be dehumanizing to the person being talked about.

So basically what I'm saying is that it's important to continue to exchange information and ideas, but let's keep in mind that the people we're discussing are real, and can be affected by the things we say. While these ladies enjoy the financial rewards of this hobby, they also fulfill our fantasies, and are for the most part owed our respect.

LT writes on BigDoggie.Net: I'd like to confirm FastEddie's statement on why Jessica is getting out of the business. This was what she told me Monday when she canceled our appointment for yesterday. Jessica's boyfriend is a very lucky man and I wish them both the very, very, best. I am sure we will all miss her, I know I will. Good Luck Jessica!

Informed writes on BigDoggie.Net: I can also confirm that Jessica did not get busted. I am one of her regulars as well. I actually showed up at her place because I had an appointmetn she forgot to cancel and I actually met her boyfriend. I thought he was going to tear my head off, but actually he was really nice and we chatted for a few minutes. She just wants to leave the industry and have a normal life. The whole rumor about her getting busted was spread by someone who she had a falling out with. I wish her all the best and I am actually glad that she is not escorting anymore. Isn't that weird?

MM2000 writes on BigDoggie.Net: Good Deal. My brother is an attorney in Boston at a firm that handles many of cases of soliciting, personal injury, etc. He said although there are differences from state to state. The first offense in Mass. is generally a fine and probation etc. A girl can run into jail time with multiple offenses usually 3+. It is generally nastier for a Madame, Pimp when they can be hit with some other issues like taxes etc. he said the story about seizure etc in regard to Jessica didn't seem likely, especially if she was on her own, and a first timer. I do hope in regard to Jessie, she has a bit of a nest egg built up. I guess she knows where to go in case she need to work again for a while to make some extra cash. I know I would be willing to give her my donation anytime.

Nici Sterling - Two Thumbs Up

P-Dot writes on BigDoggie.Net: Nici Sterling....I was very surprise (positively). She came dressed very classy. Her attitude was excellent. She has a terrific smile. Her conversation is stimulating. Very down to earth. BBBJ -but gave me a warning on avoiding ...well, you know guys, not there. Many positions. Did it once, took shower, rested and did it again. No clock watcher, but she had warned me that because it was late, she could not stay too long (my plane has landed after 9 pm and only got to my hotel after 10:30 pm). She ended up staying for about 3 hours. The only one thing that I found looked better in the pictures that I saw in the net (which I had only seen in the net - to this day I have not yet seen a movie of hers) was her hair. She told me she had cut it a bit shorter recently and had made it more redyish. Very nice person. And I would like to see her more often if I just had more time. However, having limited time to spend in LA -one day at most- when flyingfrom Asia to the east coast, I want to try others while transiting. I certainly recommend meeting her.

Krysti Myst Hard To Find

Cheetah writes on BigDoggie.Net: the problem is she is hard to find. i know of several people (including me) who have been unsucessfull in setting something up with her. even if you see her and give her your card she doesn't seem to call.

JR Carrington No Longer Wants Fans

J.R. Carrington writes: I am sorry, but I am no longer answering fan mail and do not do private bookings or shows. I am also not interested in any photo shoots or any offers for any movies. Currently any site that still has my pictures up or is falsely advertising me is doing so without my permission. I am currently married and do not want to stay in touch with any fans.

HBO Condom Demonstration

James writes on RAME: I was at my friend's house the other day and me and some buddies were watching some show on HBO that had this lady teaching girls how to suck dick and whack a guy off and stuff like that. They all had their own dildos and all. Then the best part was when the lady put a condom on the dildo with just her mouth. She put the condom between her lips (like a big O), put it on the dildo, then pushed it down with her lips. So she pretty much deep-throated it. It ruled. Anyone seen anything like this in porn? (The condom trick). I know there was a thread a while back about how condoms could be used in a seductive way if the girls required condoms. I think this is definately a good way to do that.

Cars In Porn

Travis Bickle (streetcleanser@hotmail.com) writes: Hi Luke, A while ago, I gave you a hand in your noble quest to f--- a voluptuous jewess, and now I find myself desperately in need of the kind of assistance that only you and the porners that make l-keford.com my favourite reading can possibly give.

For reasons far too complicated to go into, I've ended up with the commission to write a piece on cars and porn for a UK style magazine - the symbolism of the car, best car-related f----scenes, that kind of thing. The problem is I'm at a loss. Every time I try to consider the the issues all I can do is just think of an old favourite scene, "The Antique Car" from Private Triple X 29.

So like a Muslim towards Mecca, I turn towards l-keford.com and appeal to you and all your contributors - tell me this: What does "the car" mean in the context of porn? What are the hottest 'car-related' scenes out there? Any of you in the business - are there any problems inherent in f---ing in and against different motors? What's the best back seat for achieving a hot double anal?

Jenna Jameson Talks About The Mob On Howard Stern

Howard Stern: "...And the mafia hasn't come in and tried to muscle in on your territory...I mean...I thought that the whole industry..uh..a lot of organized crime and stuff...."

Jenna Jameson: "...( Looking up and down nervously..smiling and giggling throughout)...Um...No...I mean I'm from Vegas... So I'm...I know a lot of the guys...so I don't get hassled...."

FearZeus writes: "Luke, I hope that FINALLY some people out there can "read between the lines"!!! So the next time someone wants to be viscous and write personal attacks on Jenna or my boy Justin [Sterling] for the web to read for no reason at all.....please, think REAL hard if it's worth it. Or at least do some research to know what you are getting into!"

John writes: Uh-oh--the mob's gonna hunt you down if you say something naughty about Jenna or Justin Sterling on Luke F-rd. Watch out people, the tentacles of organized crime reach further than you think. I don't like the mob, they just don't have any sense of humor about themselves.

FearZeus writes: Luke, I just want to clear the record on this topic. People are watching too many movies and the HBO series "The Sopranos". There is no Mafia.....there is no "organized crime" families. You might say that their is a close knit of a particular "circle of friends" who are businessmen making a living. If someone in this tight "circle" needs help...there are friends who will help with no questions asked. One hand helps washing the other. No different than what goes on in Washington, D.C. If you want to know what REALLY is "organized crime".....look no further than Congress.

XXXZoe.com - Scam?

Ralph writes: Luke, Being a big Zoe fan, I finally managed to locate her "official site". After browsing through the "free section" and the so called tour, I am extremely hesitant to join. This site looks like nothing but a complete scam. Is Zoe involved with her site? I sure hope not, as it looks like some retarded 15 year old kid with a pirated copy of Front Page and Paint Shop Pro built it. Do you know anything about the people who run this site, this XXXEZone company? Are they scam artits? What's the deal here? Thanks for anything you can come up with.

Tabetha Yang from XXXEZone.com writes: Good morning, Thanks for passing on this concerned patrons letter. First of all, I'm curious if he's referring to the older site or the current one, please look at www.xxxzoe.com yourself and let me know if it looks like "some retarded 15 year old kid with a pirated copy of Front Page and Paint Shop Pro built it." Zoë is HIGHLY involved personally with her site as is all our talent that come to us for OFFICIAL SITES. In fact, that is something that we require if possible from our clients, is to a part of their fans interests. SHE was the one who gave the final approval of how it looked and was designed. I'm sorry if he was disappointed in the "Free Side", but Porn Stars in generally don't create them to give away the store - it's a SAMPLE of what is better to come in the members area. To be a true Zoë fan, he should know that she's more honest and straight than a lot of people that I know.

As for XXXeZone, anyone is welcome to call our offices that are located in Beverly Hills, Ca. at anytime for legitimacy purposes, we have had our office there for over a year. We have been very fortunate to work with many great people in this Industry as well as out. I'm sorry that Mr. Jones didn't enjoy his cyberspace experience, however we are in the market of pleasing our Clients and the majority of their fans, not 'scamming' them.

Ron Berry from XXXEzone.com writes: I am surprised by anyone who would think a company of XXXeZone's reputation would pirate software. In fact one of the first sites that XXXeZone brought up was compared to Wicked's site. You certainly can't get that type of comparison by doing a poor job. Zoë's site recently went through a face lift under the direction and cooperation of Zoë herself. She wanted to bring out the hardcore side of her career in the industry, as the previous release of the site focused on the pretty girl image.

For members who join, they will see many photo's including a recent addition of about 500 photo's created by Matrix Content, a leading content creation company. Being added in March are exclusive photo's from a shoot in St. Martin - Virgin Islands. These photos along with photos from movie shoots, candid shots, dance appearances, and much more grace the pages of her site. Along with photos there are many other things for members to see and experience as well from games, to chat rooms, stories, and the like.

I am sorry that Ralph feels as he does, but from the looks of everything, Zoë's fans certainly do not agree. Perhaps he should join and see for himself before making such rash judgments.

Ralph replies: Luke, in response to Tabetha Yang from XXXEZone's commment, I would like let Ms. Yang know that yes, I was looking at xxxzoe.com, and yes, I still stand by my claim that it looks like some retarded 15 year old kid with a pirated copy of Front Page and Paint Shop Pro built it. In addition, I found out that Kendra Jade's "official" site is run by XXXEZone as well as ExtremeJasmin.com, and they looks about as bad as Zoe's. If you are going to attempt to build "official" sites, please, for the love of god, hire a new graphic artist and someone who knows how to deisgn web sites. If you are in the business of building "official sites" and claim they are indeed not a scam, then please put more than 10 minutes into building them, and be a little creative. After all, if I just wanted to see some crap deisgn and lame graphics, I could hit 1 of 10000's of free sites. But when one joins a pornstars "official" site, they expect a little more, and in my opinion, after seeing all three of the above mentioned sites, you aren't putting much effort them at all, thus leading me to belive it's all a scam.

Internet Gossip

Ltr writes: Did RJBT forget to change this: "We send you a check monthly, in full, for the commission you earned. No pending transactions, no estimates. Your check is sent to you within ten days from the end of each month. Checks are always on time and we have never, ever bounced a check in nearly 3 years that we have been running Maximum Cash. And we never will."

I feel for anyone stupid enough to signup to their programs based on this blatant lie.

On Wednesday, the San Jose judge may order Stephen Michael Cohen jailed for contempt (for failure to appear at hearings and for ignoring the Judge's orders). He was ordered by the Court to specifically appear at this upcoming hearing but Cohen is now claiming he is incarcerated in a Mexican jail (where and for what he is not saying) and that he cannot possibly attend.

The Morality Of Visiting Brothels

Bayareainternetguy writes on NVBrothels.com: Hi, Maybe you guys can give me some advice. I'm in a major dry spell with my love life. I've never been to a brothel before, but since I live in the SF bay area, I can probably get to one of those in Carson City in 3 to 4 hours. Anyway, my thing is how I will feel morally after I visit one of those places. I'm not a religious freak or anything, and I know its just sex we're talking about, but still, I'm not sure how I'd feel knowing that I slept with a prostitute. Any feedback you guys can give on this matter would be great. Thanks!

Webmaster writes: Most people spend between $200 and $600 for an hour long party. Porn stars usually cost more. Prices are negotiable, so don't be deterred by high menu prices. I like to decide how much I am going to spend beforehand and only bring that amount inside.

NiceGuyEddie writes: My feeling is that if you have to do so much soul searching you probably are not ready to go to a brothel, because you probably will not let go enough to enjoy yourself.

Enquiring Minds Want To Know

Goddess writes: Hey, Lukey baby, I need a bit of a clarification on something you wrote. You said your fling with Diana in your parents bathtub ruptured relations with your parents. Who is Diana, and why in the world did you force that poor girl to have sex with you in a bathtub of all places?! [Good lord, I hope Mike South doesn't read that. He'll be draggin' those poor chicks off the cramped couches and into the tub.] Heads up! They have these newfangled things called "BEDS," where you can stretch out and relax while you screw somebody's brains out. Further clarification on this--you said after you found Prager's teachings you didn't touch yourself... "Down there." I'm not from Australia, so does "down there" equal "down under" cause you sure seem to be whackin' off now that you're in the U.S.

Luke: I did not force Diana to have sex in the bathtub. We were simply romping in the bathtub. We also romped on beds and rocks and other places.

Down there means down there in the groin area.

Thus Spake Mr Marcus

Amused writes: Move over Heather Barron! There's a new philosopher in Pornoland and his name is Mr. Marcus. His revamped site no longer features the fiery race baiting message board that we all came to love, but instead features pearls of wisdom from "da hood" from one of porn's top African-American performers. Read. Relax. Learn [from MrMarcus.com].

"These are my thoughts for February 23, 2001
You have to believe a lie to tell it properly
No drugs and no alcohol provide clarity, unwanted
Why run and f--- one when you can walk and f--- them all
Never take it personal (sic), just take it serious (sic)
Worst (sic) than me, but not better than me
Sweet Presence
Dick 'n Pussy the original sin
Sexual relief by any means necessary
I try to answer honestly, but sometimes it's not allowed
Sex is enjoyable and tormenting, becoming madness
Were (sic) all a little insane, temporarily
Words are everything Mary J. Blige you are a possessed woman, we all should be so lucky"

Fred's Twinkie Defense

Metanoia writes: Dear Mr. Ford, I noticed as I was looking over your site that a fellow who identifies himself as "Fred" has cast some ad hominems my way. For Fred: Make a useful argument Fred. The issues I brought up are important in that many people suffer as a result of pornography resulting extensions. Your failure to admit that there is a difference between sexual relations in a married state without lust as opposed to sex with lust alone doesn't refute my argument. It may mean that you simply don't understand the difference for you have no experience with the matter. And, no, it's nothing weird. In fact, "weird" is gawking at a video while masturbating to images on video or paying another person to have sex with you. Or paying someone to have sex with someone on video so others can masturbate to it. That's really weird.

If, however, you cannot stay on point and must fish for ad hominems then let me offer you some help. Go to a site entitled "Conversational Terrorism" at http://www.vandruff.com/art_converse.html and learn how to engage in ad hominems with at least a bit more flair. Still, it would be better to drop the pretense and stick to the argument itself. Listening (reading) Fred?

Fred replies: Naturally, I disagree.

Misha made some astounding claims--
1) People would have sex and procreate without lust.
2) Lust is a specifically human phenomenon.
3) People, could or would go the route of artificial insemination and that would avoid lust. (Note that even for the case of artificial insemination, lust is a major part of how sperm samples are collected.)

Misha's allegations are all patently wrong, and demonstrate a basic lack of familiarity with reality. These allegations, which formed the basis for Misha's defense of his ideas, are so far out of line with reality, that it was quite clear that Misha was and is clinging to a belief for reasons that have nothing to do with rational thought. In short, Misha flees reality.

It would be most interesting for Misha to show that there are human males who are having sex and procreating without lust. I would love to see the data on this.

I understand from an earlier post on l-keford.com that Misha essentially lives alone, apparently without female contact. Hearing Misha describe his view of how the sexes interact is like listening to a blind man describe Van Gogh's Starry Night.

In the hard sciences, if a person were to publish a paper that said gravity causes things to fall up and not down, a colleague might say, "let me see your data." If the author simply told him, well, this is the result of my philosophical and biblical analysis, the colleauge would say, "you're nuts." Is that an ad hominem attack. Perhaps. Is it invalid or unjustified? Nope.

A person claiming that things fall up, is in fact nuts. If the colleague wants to know why the author writes a paper saying that things fall up and not down, the answer is, in fact, that the author is nuts. Did I fail to provide adequate reasoning to demonstrate that Misha's attack on lust is incorrect? No.

To summarize: Males need lust to procreate. I would like to meet the man who claims that he has f---ed and sired offspring without any lust whatsoever. Lust is part and parcel of the design of humans and animals. I strongly believe that all males who have ever had an erection and the good fortune of having something to do with it will understand that this is obviously how human beings function.

Perhaps another analogy is this. If I work in an asylum, and one of the inmates claims to be Napoleon, there comes a time when normal debate is inappropriate. Under those circumstances, I will immediately conclude that the fellow is not Napoleon. Napoleon is dead, and has been dead for about 1 1/2 centuries. I've seen his tomb (although I admit I did not peak inside).

Once I conclude that the inmate is, in fact, nuts, a reasonable course of inquiry is to find out:
a) is he kidding?
b) does he really think he's Napoleon?
c) what is the nature and cause of the delusion.

In this world, there are wrong ideas that reasonable people could possibly hold, and there are wrong ideas that are outside the pale of reason. Even strongly religious people will have to agree that lust is a necessary part of the human condition. I do not believe that Misha's ideas are merely religion. There is something else at work here.

A Tutorial For Fred And Other Supporters Of Lust And Porn

Misha writes: Dear Mr. Ford, Let's make this very simple. Check for the definition of "lust" for yourself at http://www.m-w.com/ and pay particular attention to the second definition and its relation to the word "lascivious." I am speaking of lust as unbridled sexual desire. This kind of unbridled desire is what pornography seeks to incite. Producers of porn and the actors and actresses as well as crew do not care who is affected by lust. It is merely product to get out to those who can pay for it. What I am not speaking of is some sort of hope for asexual reproduction. Not at all.

Fred, mixed among his circular reasoning, ad hominems, and bombast never really addresses the point. Lust is not the only way to procreate. One may have desire for one's spouse, seek union, be aroused but this is not the same as lust.

And just to make some pedagogical points, let's look at some quotes from Fred.

Writes Fred: "Misha made some astounding claims..."

No, Fred. You mean to write that you are astounded by my claims. The claims themselves are not astounding. You simply don't understand the definition of the word lust and you have tried -- in vain -- to pose my statements as if they are the mad pronouncements of a nut, by someone unfamiliar with reality, and other ad hominems. You don't make a useful argument that way. You simply don't understand the argument, Fred, or you refuse to understand it since it may lead you to give up your attachments to porn and its partner in immorality, namely, lust. The only person fleeing, Fred, is you....from learning how to make an argument not based on fallacies and ad hominems.

You ask for data. Fred, one could ask the same from you. Are you going to go out and get the samples? How large a population is going to make for a useful inference? Actually, it would be more difficult for you to support your claim. You would have to look at all human males to support your claim. I only have to present one. Here's one: myself. Thus your claim is false.

Your comment on Van Gogh was hilarious. A blind man cannot describe or understand a painting? What if he saw it before he became blind? Think on that! Could Beethoven describe music after becoming deaf? Yes. He even wrote music thereafter. You must make your analogies clearer and precise. Otherwise, when they fall apart, you lose the power of you rhetoric. On the matter of your example below:

"In the hard sciences, if a person were to publish a paper that said gravity causes things to fall up and not down, a colleague might say, "let me see your data." If the author simply told him, well, this is the result of my philosophical and biblical analysis, the colleague would say, "you're nuts." Is that an ad hominem attack. Perhaps. Is it invalid or unjustified? Nope."

Fred, calling someone "nuts" doesn't disprove the claim. It is, in fact, an ad hominem attack. Not "perhaps" an ad hominem. And, by the way, your example on gravity is uninformed. "Up" or "Down" is relative to one's position. Gravity doesn't cause a thing to fall down nor up. Rather, if we are going to be strict about this, gravity causes things to move through a plane (No, not an airplane. This is a geometrical expression). But even if the person saying in the colloquial sense that gravity causes a thing to fall up would not necessarily be nuts. He could also be perfectly sane but be wrong. Or it could be that natural laws have been upset. Make a distinction between laws of logic and scientific law. They, and this is actually the case, are not the same. It is logically possible to claim the sun will rise in the West although based on past precedent most all of us would claim it will rise in the East. So long as something does not contradict itself it is logically possible. Whether it defies current physical laws, or what passes for current "common sense" is another thing. There is a critical difference.

Fred, you try mightily hard to prove your points but you never make it beyond sounding like an authority. You use, so to speak, all the right sounding words but in all the wrong order. Meaning: You draw invalid conclusions. Why? Because you don't really understand the laws of making a valid and true argument. You use bombast and ad hominems but that's it. So what can be done to help you? I don't want to attack your comments and leave you without assistance.

So, here, take a look at these sites on the Internet and come back when you understand them better. Really examine your sentences one by one (I'll overlook the spelling errors for I make plenty myself and I will not comment on the grammar for I make a few grammatical mistakes here and there. I don't want to nitpick.) But the arguments you make, IN TERMS OF THEIR CONCLUSIONS, poorly considered due to false conclusions you reach based upon erroneous premises. Here are the sites: 1)Stephen's Guide to Logical Fallacies at http://www.datanation.com/fallacies/ and Logic Tutor http://www.wwnorton.com/college/phil/logic3/welcome.htm on the Net. Best wishes to you. Now go and study. And read your New Testament too.

Fred replies: I don't think I will spend the time crafting a response to Misha's arguments. If he wants to argue that things fall up and not down, or that up and down have no meaning, he'll have to do it without me. But I will make the following observation.

It is clearly very important to Misha that he perceive himself as winning the argument. This is a guy who has sputtered out about 3 pages worth of text to try to make his case. He's actually like a friend of mine--sort of a fanatic libertarian and Ayn Rand disciple. When I debate with this guy, he becomes very emotional--even about things for which emotion would be abnormal. For example, I got into an argument about whether there should be anti-trust laws, and my friend just about went ballistic over the issue. There is something about his psyche that requires combat when others suggest that his views are loony and he doesn't have both oars in the water. It is as if his world view is under attack, and he must defend it at all cost, because if his world view is defeated, his psyche will be completely undermined.

This is not mere belief in an idea. I obviously hold some beliefs. If you were to tell me "things fall up", or "the sky is green", I would not agree with you, but I don't think I'd crank out 50 pages of text to try to prove you were wrong. But for Misha, there's something else at work. And it isn't merely winning converts to Christ or some such thing. I've encountered evangelicals, and they don't spend much time in verbal combat. Misha is cut from a different cloth, so to speak. The interesting thing to me is this. What is at work? Why is it so important for Misha? Anyway, I fear the l-keford.com readership will never find this discussion interesting.

MrHollywoodJew writes: This Misha character is mentally disturbed. Who cares what he thinks about lust and morality and religion and whatever else he has warped, meshuggenah opinions about? He's an idiot. 'Nuf sed.

The Resurrection Of Jack T. Chick

Clarity is what seems to be lacking in so many sinful porners' lives. Clarity of thought eludes them due to drugs, drink, and wanton sex, but can they be blamed? After all they have been surrounded by secular lies for their entire existence. Perhaps one of the most pervasive lies that plague us today is the lie of evolution. Charles Darwin's foolish THEORY of evolution fails to diminish the FACT of creationism. Today Brother Chick declares the truth! FACT: The earth is only 6,000 years old. FACT: Noah rescued two of each animal in a great flood. FACT: This same flood killed the dinosaurs. Read on ... Click here: It's Coming.

How To Be An Adult Film Star

Dave Cummings writes: Because I literally receive hundreds of letters/e-mails each month asking the same question, and because I don't want to hurriedly answer the question and risk not being thorough, I've posted this page to my website. This is the same question ALL of us get asked most often---to save time, starlets like Asia Carrera, Kylie Ireland, and most of the other BIG names use a "Frequently Asked Questions" page on their sites---I think you'll find their answers and mine to be consistent with each other.

The problem here is for me to be truthful without hurting anyone's feelings---there's no easy way to tell guys that the chances of them getting even a try out is remote if non-existent. It has nothing to do with the guy, but rather with the informal system that's evolved over time. Certainly, the guy who wants to get into performing undoubtedly is a true stud with the ladies and/or his significant other and/or in a group situation like a swinging encounter. The problem occurs when similar guys in the past were recommended by someone (usually from within the Industry itself, and often by a girl with first-hand knowledge) only to have "performance anxiety" and freeze up in front of the cameras, lights, (sometimes inpatient) crew/Director/Producer/other actors/actresses, make-up persons, catering people, magazine photographers, etc. Such losses of production time and filming momentum are cost prohibitive. Resultantly, Producers and Directors will not accept new guys no matter who recommends them or what their "credentials" are. I guess that's the reason you see the same guys over and over again. If hundreds of "potential applicants" contact me monthly, can you imagine how many millions are literally out there contacting the girls, other actors, studios, etc. each year? Yet, I see only 2-3 new guys a year coming into the business, and even some of them get "cut from the roster" the first time they don't perform up to par---It doesn't matter if they just ran a marathon, are taking decongestants/antihistamines for a sinus blockage, or unavoidably got only 4 hours sleep the previous night---it's an unforgiving business decision that's made not to use the guys ever again (and, believe me, the word gets out to ALL the Industry with the speed of lightning). There's a lot of pressure on the guy---he can't fake an erection or a cum shot, nor can he hide cumming before the Director tells him to cum; likewise, he has to be able to maintain a solid erection for as long as it takes to film the scene, sometimes hours and hours, and despite constant stopping and going for such things as changing camera batteries and/or film, relocating the lightning and/or camera angle, shifting back and forth to soft core mode (for cable TV), "potty"/make-up/cigarette/water/etc breaks, and on and on!!!

OK, so is there any way to get a shot? Well, about the only way I know is to find a SUPER-beautiful girl who will let you ride her coattails into the business. Keep in mind that there are hundreds and hundreds of absolutely beautiful girls who seek a shot at becoming a porn starlet, almost all of whom will work with any stud the Producer/Director hires; your "coattail" girl therefore must be so much more beautiful than the others that the Director will want her so much as to agree to her demand that only YOU can work with her on film (not too many girls will agree to help you if it means that they might lose THEIR chance to get a shot; after all, it means that a Director must take a production cost chance on you, one he doesn't have to take on a girl who will work with one of the star studs)---it's help if you have a decent camcorder tape of the two of you to prove that you can perform in front of the people who shot your "screener" tape. Then, once you've proven that you can indeed perform, let it be known that you're available for gang bangs and other bookings. Do well and you'll join the ranks of the very few! But, don't expect to make a lot of money! Guys get paid "peanuts" to perform (yes, the girls make good money, but keep in mind that most viewers look at the girl and could care less about the guy---we guys are merely "props").

Penis size, looks, muscles, and acting ability mean almost nothing for a guy. What matters is the ability to get an instant erection, maintain it, control it, and cum only when told to (and then do it quickly without wasting the time of the production folks). Be prepared to have perfect personal hygiene, get HIV Tests every month, and to sit around on sets waiting for your turn!

Well, the above is the real story---it's not sugar coated or anything, but IS factual! It might sound somewhat negative, but I have to be truthful and realistic in answering the question. Keep in mind that you're not alone---millions of men want to do the same thing that you want (and probably believe with absolute certainty that THEY are that one and only new guy out of the millions who can indeed be the next big name stud).