Thursday, February 22nd, 2001

Crescent Publishing Scam

From CNET.com: NEW YORK--U.S. prosecutors are investigating allegations that X-rated Web sites owned by a New York man defrauded customers who spent $196 million viewing pornography online, according to court documents in a related consumer probe by state and federal authorities.

More than 20 sites owned by the man [Bruce Chew] offered visitors "free tours" if they entered their credit card numbers, purportedly as a way to verify ages, court papers state. But after people clicked past the fifth screen, the sites began billing them $1.50 per day.

The sites were enormously popular, generating revenue of more than $141 million in 1999 alone, court papers indicate. Even after refunds of nearly $100 million to customers who complained of improper billing, the sites earned at least $196 million over four years, according to a civil suit filed by the Federal Trade Commission and the New York Attorney General's Office.

The Web sites' owner, Bruce Chew, said in papers filed in response to the suit, that he'd been told by his lawyer that "there is a grand jury investigation being conducted" by prosecutors in Brooklyn, New York.

Attorneys with the FTC suspect the Web sites may have defrauded viewers out of as much as $120 million.

Read Luke's report on Carl Ruderman's Crescent Publishing here.

Marshlack Wants To Televise McVeigh Execution

I heard that David Marshlack's Entertainment Network Company is in negotiations with Prison Board to broadcast the Timothy McVeigh execution live on the Internet.

Is Marshlack selling part of VoyeurDorm to Seth Warshavsky? No.

Marshlack writes Luke. "No. That was an old story on zdnet and when we heard of it we had our lawyers contact them and they did a full retraction and ynot took it down immediately. This was a joke of a story. I have no contact with him and I had my lawyer write a letter to him to not contact me again."

Angela D'Angelo Upset At Extreme

I hear that Angela D'Angelo is annoyed with Extreme Associates because they bounced a check on her. When she called the company about the problem, they reportedly told her to come down to their office so they could smack her around.

Any Fan Of Ass f---ing Will Love This Movie

Beavis writes on RAME:

Behind The Counter Cast: Candy Cotton, Chennin Blanc, Samantha Styles, Taylor St. Claire, Kamiko, Jade Marcella with Karl Kinkade, Jay Ashley, Tyce Bune, and Chris Cannon Director: Alex Ladd

Comments: In an industry so full of repetition, cliches, and unoriginality, is it possible to produce anymore original movies? Well, that is a debatable question, but I think that Behind the Counter is distinct enough to stand out from the rest. Simply put, this movie is one of the best cases I've ever seen of combination of plot and sex. This due in large part to the editing (very, very good), but the script from Roger Pipe has to mentioned. The storyline centers on Tyce Bune returning to the adult video store he used to work at and seeing Jay Ashley has replaced him as clerk. After watching a porn scene together as they critique it, the two share stories about their sexual encounters at the job. Each of these stories leads to some hot, instantly strokable sex for us. Now, Roger says this is based on a true story, but I doubt the reality behind the fantasy here was this hot. Candy's anal escapade with Karl is nice, but filmed like a typical porn scene. It is later scenes, especially Samantha Style's and Tyce Bune's unbelievably hot scene, that make this a movie possessing a critical thing for any porn movie...rewatchability. The pacing and editing of this movie move the storyline quickly and each scene is so hot that this is one of those porns you will want to keep around for a while, as it will take a while for it to get old. Each girl in this movie gets it in the ass. None of the guys wear condoms. Every facial, except for the one Taylor St. Claire takes, is large. All of the girls are sexy as f---. You want the blonde, busty bombshell? Look at Candy Cotton and Chennin Blanc. You want small, Asian sexual dynamos? Go to Jade Marcella and Kamiko. You want a beautifully big-breasted porn goddess getting her ass speared? Look at Taylor St. Claire. You want to see a housewife turn into an anal slut, equipped with her glasses the whole time? Look at Samantha Style. This movie has a little of everything for everyone. Is it original? Not entirely. This is the movie Kevin Smith would have made instead of Clerks had he entered into porn instead of indie films. But, who really cares about originality and storyline in porn anyway? Simply put, any fan of ass f---ing will love this movie.

John Holmes E! True Hollywood Story

Crow writes on RAME: Funniest part--it calls Holmes most distinguishing feature a "deformity." (Take note, Voyager.) Worst part--scene from Holmes' last movie, a gay flick in which he is a sultan and visits his "harem." All of the odalisques are bearded guys with gauzy masks over the lower part of their faces; this has got to be the seraglio from Hell for us hetero guys.

Ex-porn Star Runs CA Medical Clinic

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - In a modest storefront in the San Fernando Valley north of Los Angeles, a former porn movie star and drug addict operates a medical clinic with a unique mission: to serve performers in the adult film industry.

Sharon Mitchell, who shot heroin and X-rated sex films for more than 20 years, runs the Adult Industry Medical (AIM) HealthCare Foundation in Sherman Oaks with a small staff and contributions from the valley's porn industry titans.

Wendy Nitz, VCA's director of records, who deals with AIM and Mitchell on a daily basis, recalls dealing with her before she kicked her heroin habit. "She actually used to scare me," Nitz said. "She was extremely self-destructive, but she's come a long way and she's done a lot of good for a lot of people."

Robert Lombard of Creative Image Management and casting writes: "Sharon Mitchell is a gift from GOD who flies with the angels. Staying clean and sober and giving it back is a mission not with monetary rewards, but rewards of respect and love from all. Your the BEST Ms. Mitchell!"

OJ Pornstar?

From PageSix.com: O.J. Simpson's lawyer says the disgraced athlete plans to sue a supermarket tab for claiming he's trying to make millions by starring in a porn flick.

Globe magazine reports in its next issue that, on Feb. 13, Simpson "romped with his girlfriend Christie Prody and another gorgeous gal as cameras filmed the XXX-rated action" in a hotel room in Miami's Coconut Grove.

Simpson's lawyer, Yale Galanter confirms that Simpson and Prody accompanied former Penthouse model Patty Kuprys to Room 310 of the Mutiny Hotel "for a nightcap." But he maintains "there is no videotape of him doing anything explicit."

Globe claims sources "gave varying accounts of O.J.'s sexual prowess in the bedroom," but that two insiders said he and the two women made love eight times. Galanter insists Simpson was "never undressed" and "high-tailed it out of the room" after he noticed a tiny camera in "the wall or in one of the plants."

The Globe contends Simpson was fully aware that porn producer Peter Davy was taping him in the adjoining room, but is pretending to be the victim of a sting because, according to a tab source, "Who'd buy [the tape] if they knew O.J. was benefiting?"

"Sources" told the Globe that Simpson would get one-third of whatever the film makes, with a total of $500,000 to be paid to an offshore bank account. The tab claims to have a signed contract between Davy and Simpson in which the Heisman Trophy winner agrees to take part in "an adult movie."

Pat Reshen, David Zentner And The Way We Were

Chow833, a veteran porner, says: Pat Reshen (PinkCoyote.com) had a f---ing thing with publisher David Zentner. She used to f--- him and suck his dick to do all his magazines for him. He used to f--- every porno girl in the business. He used to own Velvet magazine and other magazines. This broad really f---ed over a lot of photographers.

Every girl in the porno business used to go see David Zentner on Sunset Blvd because he used to pay them $200-300 for a trick. A lot of girls couldn't handle him because he had really perverted ways. Girls had to pee in his mouth. He was in to number two stuff.

Kitty Fox, Kitten Natividad used to go see him. Then one day I was shooting Jacklyn who became Salena Steele. She got mixed up with Russ Hampshire and went on from there. When David Zentner saw the pictures, he automatically called me up and said 'Jesus Christ, I want to meet this girl.' I didn't want to do it but I was doing business with him, so I just gave him her f---ing number.

She had a torrid affair with David Zentner. She was his trick, plus she brought other girls in for him.

Pat Reshen was very close with Gloria Leonard, this piece of s--- who seems like she knows everything. Gloria had a thing with Carl Ruderman.

I met Carl Ruderman. He wanted to f--- my wife (Jennifer from Brighton, England) and I told him to go f--- himself. I shot her for Gallery and Penthouse. I could never sell anything to High Society on account of Gloria Leonard. She's on the E! Channel all the time and she thinks she knows everything but I can remember when I was dealing with Jim South. I went to Bobby Hollander's house. He was married to Gloria. And all those two did was give f---ing drugs to f---ing models. Coke. They were selling f---ing coke all the time. All the models used to tell me this.

Gloria and Pat Reshen were very close. I think they were almost lovers. Then something happened and now they haven't spoken in 20 years.

Pat Reshen runs these Over 40 magazines for George Mavety Corporation (75 Rodsmith Place, New Jersey). I could go into so many stories about that sonofabitch. Her company is Pink Coyote.

Mavety puts out about 50 magazines a month. He's bigger than Crescent. George Mavety is one of the nicest guys in the world. He owns a city block in New Jersey.

Reshen f---s photographers over. She keeps their layouts for years and doesn't pay them.

Zentner is now old and sick but he still has an office on Sunset Blvd. He even had a bathroom and shower in his office. He was a bad man. He had a vicious temper.

Ron Vogel's ex-wife Audrey used to swing with Pat Reshen. Vogel used to bring his daughter, who was 17 years old, to swing parties.

Paul Carrera aka Paul Vatelli was one of my closest friends. I broke him in at Swedish Erotica. Noel Bloom came to me, and said, 'I want you break Paul in. Go out and shoot with him. Go on the things and show him what to do." Paul was my closest friend. And he'd get so f---ing mad because he'd go into Jim's [World Modeling] and hire girls and then Jim would say, 'If you have Castano working for you, I won't give you any girls.' And Paul told this to Noel Bloom who called up Jim South and said, 'I never want to hear you say a f---ing thing like that again. Don't tell me who to hire and not to hire.'

Paul was making videos for Howie Wasserman's Gourmet. Howie owns a four acre ranch in Las Vegas.

Paul was really upset that half of his girls wouldn't show up, because they were so high on the drugs Bobby Hollander sold them. One day he said, 'Why don't we have this f---ing cocksucker put away? Rubbed out.' That's how bad it got. I said, 'Listen Paul, don't talk like that. You're just starting. Forget about it. If the girls want to buy coke off him, let them do it.' Paul said, 'Yeah, you're right. But Jesus Christ, half of them don't even show up on the f---ing shoot.'

Bobby and Gloria had this house in Sherman Oaks. When Bobby and I had coffee together in the coffee shop, he used to go to the bathroom... He had that little thing around his neck, sniffing f---ing coke.

Hollander was very close with Shauna Grant, the f---ing girl that shot her head off. He connected her to that drug dealer in Orange County.

Pretty soon, Paul got into drugs himself.

All these young girls loved Bobby Hollander because he was selling them coke. He went to jail three times for drugs.

Gloria Leonard writes Luke: I really don't want to dignify this idiot's post but surprisingly, he knows even less than you do. To prove how little he does know, both David Zentner and George Mavety are both DEAD so you can take the rest of his story with the same amount reliability.

Never sold drugs in my life, never lived in Sherman Oaks, never had "a thing" with Ruderman or Reshen - who is this know-nothing idiot?

Luke says: Well, Bobby Hollander, your husband, was a big drug dealer to porn talent. You never got involved, even though you were married to him?

Gloria replies: During the early 80s, I daresay there hardly breathed a soul in Los Angeles who wasn't tinkering with cocaine...I snorted my share. Lots of people sold it so that could support their own habits. To give you some idea of how pervasive it was, a bank teller even tried selling me some, while on the job at the counter. I left Bobby Hollander when his involvement with drugs interfered with our relationship.

And Howie Klein NEVER owned Gourmet, it was Howie Wasserman. But why should YOU bother vetting anything...oh, I forgot, you don't know what that means!

Luke asks: What does vetting mean?

Alan Miles writes: Luke: Geesh. The post from Chow833 about Zentner was something else. I haven't thought about that guy in years. When I published swinger magazines in the Southwest, Zentner would send me copies of my own magazine with certain ads circled. He then called and told me he wanted to meet those girls [never mind they were a couple] and would fly both of them either to his New York or California office to "make her a star." Then he made his move on the girl, of course. The really impressive thing was when David invited you for "lunch," and the next thing you knew one of his "girls" would come in and unfold a TV-tray in front of your chair in his office. The lunch was usually soup or some other mundane thing. Zenter has quite a history actually. He's been around for umpteen decades ... since the days he published the girlie magazines in the 50s. But I must agree with Chow833 on many points ... Zentner had a horrific temper and didn't mind sharing it with visitors while he chastized an employee for the slightest infraction. Hey Chow833 ... you failed to mention why Zentner lost Velvet magazine, but that [alas] is a different story ... Ciao!

He got into his printer so deep that he lost it to his printer. His old marketing person and comptroller, Martin Stone, is now publishing 40+, 50+ and another magazine out of Las Vegas.

Luke: I saw Gloria Leonard's post about Zentner being dead. Didn't think so, so I double checked -- the rumors about David's death are greatly exaggerated. He's still alive and [almost] kicking.

Health Coverage For All

Goddess writes: Damn it, Luke, how can you stand working in a field that doesn't offer medical coverage?!

"A recent news story detailed a medical implant which offers women the chance to experience orgasms with the press of a button. Tiny electrodes are implanted into the spine and a small signal generator in the skin under the buttocks. The patient then controls the sensation with a handheld remote."

Now if THAT isn't necessary (sex) lifesaving surgery, what the hell is?! Damn Mike South won't pay for mine. I could review it in a column and he could write it off as a tax deduction as a "work related expense," but NOOOOOO.... Some boss he turned out to be...mutter, mutter...have to keep using my damn fingers.

How's Alicia Rio?

Bless writes: hows alicia rio doing? i think she might be my neighbor. this lady who lives next to me looks exactly like her. and she said she had drinking probs. and used to do spice films. im trying to figure out if its her. its a little tiny dump in atwater. wierd. i hope she is doing better, i just read that long article you wrote about her downfall. anyways, just curious if you know if it might be her. id ask her myself, but she never comes out. haha bye.

James Fortune writes: I spoke with Alicia Rio about 6 months ago. She and I met at a convention when she was planning her comeback 2 years ago and became friends and had a very romantic date at a flamenco restaurant. Alicia finally decided to not go into hardcore again, and was doing limited softcore nudity solo and with girls only for her website, RioWorld.com (which does not appear to be up right now)and RioWorld.net. She and I were going to be on a tv show called "Crush"...but the other secret admirers couldn't make it. She is a wonderful person. She is completely sober, looks fantastic...her body looks hotter and better than ever. And she is happy. I saw her at a club dancing near Beverly Hills and she literally was glowing. Ask your neighbor about me; if she smiles, it is her. If her real name starts with C, it is her. If she has a best friend named Jeff it is her. She may want to keep her privacy so be tactful about it - if she opens up, tell her I miss her and to email me at james_fortune@yahoo.com!

Mr Marcus Wonders About Alan Miles

Mr Marcus writes: I cant believe this Alan mutherf---er who does he think he is? besides Alan Miles. Who Who Who. He is white that is obvious he hates black people who speak up for themselves that's obvious too. I am so f---ing tired of hearing white people who don't want to hear black people. Dam sniveling crap. Get off Steve Hirsh butt?! whose thinking about Steve Hirsh butt not me, but Alan sure is. I want to tell this joke, there are black companies got a few for ya: West Coast Productions, Jake Steed Productions, Sean Michaels Entertainment, Caesars' Video, Mr.Marcus' f---'em Good Entertainment, and so on. So please save the bulls--- for the whales (how are they doing by the way?)

As for Vivid I still feel it was f---ED up with the sticker bulls--- and I feel it was a personal thing. A personal thing. Race or racial bigotry does exist and it bothers the hell out of me. So I email and email so more until it's all been dealt with. So Alan don't be a crybaby and respond to this...it aint worth the time, folk.

Diana Devoe very well put and also very challenging to execute. What would be the consensus? some of us just like the money and sex. MONEY and SEX what an idea. The political aspects aren't either/never considered. Basically we create a demand for our product by the being the best we could be and when they come for the goods charge them up the ying yang. (lol) Serious I'm not, but fun I am. Fun I am...what the f---? Not to serious please.

Donita Dunes

Mark writes: Luke, Donita Dunes is looking worse then ever. Aging porn hag Kayla Kleevage posted a new pic of Donita and its terrible. http://kaylakleevage.com/ezine/stories/article-275.html

What idiot did her boob job? If those bowling balls were any lower she wouldn’t be able to walk!! I have never seen a set a tits worse off. Does anyone know if you can get tits lifted? Kayla must be desperate for new talent to supplement her pathetic website. This is the third girl Kayla and suitcase pimp John Porter have tried to bring “under their wing”. The first was Chelsea Charms. Chelsea is the largest chested feature dancer out there. She left after she realized that Kayla and John are looking for a free ride and that she didn’t need any of their assistance. Second was Native American girl Phoenix. She is large chested(shaped like cones) anyone have any thoughts?

Luke says: Donita looks great to me. What's the problem? If I wasn't such a religious man, I'd do her.

Kayla Kleavage writes: Donita came to vegas to sign at the Adult Expo in January and was so gracious to take time out of her busy and hectic schedule to model for my company. I always admired Donita's anal talents! Anyways, the first thing she wanted to do was get her dildo out and pleasure herself! I like that in a woman!

JL writes: Hi Luke, Donita did indeed look a little tired in the photos on Kaylas' website, otherwise she looks great!! This is a woman who is in it for the pleasure first, and the money next, and makes no bones about it. I have met her on a couple of occasions and you can feel the heat when you're close.

Kayla....aging hag?? I think not!! this woman had the brains to recognize a market, and make a good life for she and her husband from it....when you give someone a start in the business, you expect them to leave some day, and in that period of time hopefully both parties benefit. And her hubbys' name is PORT, not PORTER. This lady has had the brains to go from house dancing to featuring, to being her own corporate entity, and if women like Chelsea take a long enough ride to get their own feet under them and start to fill their own bank accounts, all the better. All this, plus she has never looked better. Horniest Big Boober in the industry today, everyone should enjoy their job as much.

Man, jealousy is an ugly emotion.......

Luke Gets Mail

JL writes: Luke, do you ever hear anything of or from your Toronto girlfriend, Marsha Lederman?? I used to listen to her show here regularly, then she jumped stations, and doesnt have nearly the profile anymore......perhaps she should move to LA and hook up with a nice jewish boy?? if anyone could loosen her up, its you, buddy....

Marc replies: marsha lederman now does morning newscasts for the CBC (canadian broadcasting corporation). she was replaced by dr. laura on the station where she hosted the talk show.

Victor writes: You know, recently, I've been thinking alot about porn. No, I don't watch and have no desire to. I've just been wondering why it is, that the market is so big and so f---ed up.

I've noticed that porn, of today atleast, is as filthy as it can legally get. With a woman having sex with 620 guys in one day (Houston 620), facially wearing and drinking the ejaculate of multiple men (bukake), getting slapped, spit on, simulatedly raped and cursed at, today's porn is at it's lowest. Not only that, but between videos, DVDs, web sites and magazines, it's making billions world wide. Why? Why do men want to see this happen to women or happen in general?

While I don't like pornography, I can understand why some would. They say it's a fantasy, fantasize that they are the men having sex with the beautiful women on screen. Again, I don't like it, but I can understand it.

Why then, is much of today's porn like it is? Are guys watching, pretending that they are the one banging some 16 year old looking pornstar while 3 other guys stand next to him, naked, doing the same thing? Are viewers of this kind of porn pretending that it's them standing in line, ready to cum on a woman's face while the area around him smells like semen? Isn't that gay?

Wouldn't it be homosexual to want to be surrounded by naked, horny men while engaging in sex? With titles like Sperm Bitches,Cum Dumpster, Blow Bang: 8 Scenes, 8Girls, 40 Guys and 10 Gallons of Cum!, Jizz Junkies and others similar, wouldn't it be fair to say that those buying these tapes are buying them for the men and their ejaculate?

If your buying to fantasize about a women, why would you buy something with men to women ratio of 5 to 1? In these movis, semen sells, not the young girl receiving it.

The new fad is videos with men who smack, slap, spit at and insult the females that they are screwing. Again, why would you want to watch this as a strait male. A man cumming on the face of a girl who he's slapped, spit on and called a 'filthy, cum guzzling, slut" is a heterosexual turn on?

I believe that those into this stuff have serious homosexual desires and even a strong hatred to the female half of our species. That's the only explanation I can think of.

I can't speak for those in the past, but today's porn consumer often can't be satisfied by seeing a beautiful adult women. Everything has to be girls who look like children, girls getting abused,degraded and made to look like nothing more then a sperm receptical. This is very troubling to me. I wonder why this is.

Are You Man Enough To Read This Entire Post?

Metanoia writes:

Sir, What you are doing is really wrong. It's immoral to treat women as mere objects for your lusts. How would you like it if it was your mother or sister or daughter and you saw her pictures in one of these clubs in sordid display? Are you not worried about your soul's health and future? Why do you degrade women by either lusting or posting degrading photos? Are your hearts so hardened?

And, by the way, don't use the argument about "consenting adults." Unless you know the women and the situations involved, you don't know if the women were consenting or not. Further, "consenting" or not is not the issue. It's a matter of debasement of women and not bogus Privacy nor bogus First Amendment arguments. Further, don't counter with the argument that organized religion has been a source of atrocities and the hypocrisy thereof. Abuse doesn't define use. The fact that many so-called Christians have committed some of the worst crimes in history doesn't absolve you from what you participate in. They may have been Christians in name but they didn't act like Christians. You still are responsible for your own actions no matter what others may do.

Some of you must have been to church or have been baptized Christians and should be familiar with the following:

Mt 5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Ga 5:16 This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh.

Jas 1:14 But every man is tempted, when he is drawn away of his own lust, and enticed.

Jas 1:15 Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death.

2Pe 1:4 Whereby are given unto us exceeding great and precious promises: that by these ye might be partakers of the divine nature, having escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

1Jo 2:16 For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.

1Jo 2:17 And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever.

Wake up men! Stop engaging in this behavior.

Nekfred writes: Sir, you're nuts. THe entire basic design of human beings, by the almighty creator, incorporates lust as part of an operation mechanism. Without lust, the specie would, by and large, stop procreating and die out. The existence of lust is part and parcel of our ability to survive as a specie. Lust is an inherent part of humanity. Railing against lust makes about as much sense as complaining about your lungs, kidneys or heart. And saying that lust is evil and contrary to God's plan makes about as much sense as saying that your lungs, kidneys or heart are contrary to God's plan.

Are You Christian Enough To Read This Whole Post?

Luke, I find it INSPIRING to find religion as a topic on your site. So inspiring, in fact, that I am WRITING to you!! I am curious though, HOW does a Christian end up at your site? Was he/she searching for information on "CORN" journalism, and just had a typo? Or is this the Internets answer to the door knocking "testimonials" of old? Regardless, since your site has been graced by the presence of a CHRISTIAN, I would like to use it as a learning experience.

I have some questions for our Christian, that perhaps would help me in my search for spiritual enlightenment. First off, Christians claim God to be omnipotent, omniscience, and benevolent. Taking those three characteristics into consideration, WHY would God ALLOW porn to EXIST in the first place (assuming porn is morally WRONG)? Furthermore, why would God ALLOW his beloved flock to view porn? Please do not respond with the TYPICAL Christian rhetoric that Free Will is the answer to all the inconsistencies that arise out of reconciling the three above-mentioned characteristics of the Christian God with the REAL world. For if God is TRULY all knowing (as Christians purport) then God OBVIOUSLY knows the outcome of our actions, the RESULT of our "freewill." Furthermore, please do not use the argument that we, as mortals, are being TESTED to determine our worthiness, and that we must WORK for, or justify our salvation. For if God truly is All LOVING (as Christians believe) God would not need to see our "report card" BEFORE he judged us. In addition, if he is ALL KNOWING, hasn't he already judged us? These are just re-phrasings of the old questions surrounding the existence of a Christian God (omnipotent, omniscience, and benevolent) and the concurrent existence of "evil" or injustices (perhaps, even PORN?). I would greatly appreciate ANY well written and THOUGHT out response to this questions (PLEASE, no Biblical quotes, unless they are offered in SUPPORT of an argument).

Fred writes: You know, the last post you put on your site reminds me. We haven't heard from -- what was his name? -- Peter Christian, OBE? I wonder what ever happened to him? You do still get stuff from him, or has he dropped off the face of the earth?

ON another note, tell Goddess, the orgasm-at-a-push-of-a-button implant is not necessary surgery. I can perform the same service on an outcall basis. No questions asked.

Devoto44: I feel like such a WHORE! I told you I would not write anymore posts, and you post a religious fanatic to DRAW me back in!! DAMN, stop the insanity!!

Devoto44: So, what is new in the world of the circumsized chosen ones?
Luzdedos1: I'm writing the history of how i started writing on porn
Devoto44: Decided once you converted to Judaism that if you were to view porn, that you had to create a diversion for your hands (to keep in-line with the Torah), so you began to write?
Devoto44: Titled: What Orthodox Jews do with their Hands While Viewing Porn?
Devoto44: Seriously, that sounds interesting
Devoto44: Does it delve into your psychological motivation?
Luzdedos1: a bit, should I get into that?
Luzdedos1: in depth? and my religious tensions? I feel that any history of porn should begin with a history of my personal masturbation.
Devoto44: Yes, I believe you should. Playing on the HUMAN drama behind the reporting
Luzdedos1: ok, reveal my very twisted and pathetic psyche rather than come across as a respect worthy fake?
Devoto44: Like a war correspondent is often affected by his reporting on large scale travesties, and their memoirs often deal with JUST that.
Devoto44: Well, maybe keep a little Luke hidden, but deal with the personal conflict you face
Devoto44: But, you should talk about how you view your mother, at least in terms of Freudian analysis, to explain why you are fascinated with porn, and as I have HEARD, anally fixated.