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Friday, February 16th, 2001

Porn Rape Story In LA Times

From LATimes.com: A woman whose ex-husband is accused of raping a female porn star pleaded not guilty Thursday to trying to dissuade the woman from testifying against him.

Rebecca Ethel Holland, 33, of Los Angeles is accused of threatening the woman with revealing her adult film career to the mainstream media--with photos--if she took the witness stand in the upcoming trial.

As part of of her effort to prevent the 29-year-old Covina woman [Eileen Rodriguez aka Nina Suave] from testifying, police said, Holland called her and posed as a CNN reporter from Australia seeking to cover the case. Sheriff's detectives got that message, Australian accent and all, on audiotape, and another conversation.

"This strikes at the very heart of the integrity of the judicial system," said Deputy Dist. Atty. Christina Weiss. "She masqueraded as a news reporter trying to get a story." Holland, who works at a Bed, Bath & Beyond in the Beverly Center, is a part-time actress who has appeared on television shows such as "JAG" and "The District."

Ronald Holland, 56, is charged with 22 felony counts, including multiple counts of rape, kidnapping for ransom and forced oral copulation. He and his alleged victim met last March while making a private video of the two of them having sex. They developed a relationship but, once it soured, Holland allegedly said he was a parole officer and threatened to imprison her unless she fulfilled his sexual fantasies. The woman has no criminal record, so it is unclear why the alleged threat made an impact.

Rebecca Holland, who lives with her ex-husband...

Actor Played Parole Officer To Get Sex

From Apb.com:

LOS ANGELES (APBnews.com) -- A Los Angeles man is charged with raping a former girlfriend by impersonating a parole officer and coercing the adult-film actress to have sex with him.

Ronald R. Holland, 56, an actor, pleaded not guilty Wednesday in Los Angeles Superior Court to 21 felony counts of having unlawful sex under color of authority and additional charges of kidnapping with intent to commit rape.

The victim was a 29-year-old Covina woman who works in adult entertainment. Her name was not released to protect her privacy.

Holland and the woman met while filming a private pornographic film, then went on to have a romantic relationship that spanned several months, said Los Angeles County Sheriff's Deputy Tim Barker, who is investigating the case.

But the relationship soured when Holland learned his girlfriend was still making porn. He later returned and gave her phony paperwork that said she was on parole under his guidance, Barker said.

From September to November of this year, he allegedly coerced sex from her.

"She honestly felt she was on parole under this person's guidance," Barker said. "He had her convinced that he could have her arrested and thrown in jail if she didn't do what he wanted."

Asia Carrera vs Jenna Jameson

Asia Carrera writes: Oy vey, this is ridiculous! Jenna, I honestly was not "implying" anything. I said you couldn't beat me in an Unreal Tournament fragfest unless you got someone to impersonate you. A joke, but true. Then I added that pornstars are frequently impersonated online, and nearly all pornstar homepages are made by someone other than the star herself. Not a joke, but also true.

If you interpreted that as: "Anytime you see Jenna Jameson online, it's really a big fat hairy trucker, because Jenna Jameson has never used a computer, and she hires big fat hairy truckers to run her site", then I apologize sincerely, but that was not my intent. My interview was not actually about you at all, so you'll be happy to know that except for the one sentence where I mentioned you by name, I wasn't thinking about you, OR writing about you! Nope, no "player-hating" from me! (note to self: find out WTF "player-hating" is...)

Elsewhere in my interview I did say that it was entirely possible there were other pornstar computer geeks out there, but I personally did not know of any. You never told me you were running your site all by yourself now, and you've even learned the difference between Flash and File Transfer Protocol... Congratulations! It seems like just last June you were still sending out e-mails using all capital letters, and now I see your site is already ranked #347,654 according to Netscape/Alexa. Very impressive...

hugs, asia

p.s. one question: why do you always refer to yourself in the third person on your site, and who are 'webmaster@clubjenna.com', 'support@clubjenna.com', and 'meni@clubjenna.com'? Doesn't that get kinda confusing when you're actually doing it all yourself?

Jenna Jameson writes: I wish you would listen, Asia. I said that I DID NOT build my site myself... I do however spend most of the hours during my days at home at my clubjenna offices,updating my photos,diary and everything else that requires my PERSONAL attention. I have quite a few people that work for me and help me with all the tech stuff I don't know about. I know you have people that work for you also (enter me2). Which means nothing, all that really matters is that both of us care enough about our fans to take a hands-on approach to the internet.

In address to your comment about my ranking... according to netscape. Remember clubjenna.com only launched about a week ago... How long has your site been up? Funny I haven't looked at it in a while because it always looks the same. Maybe YOU should think about rectifying that before you play another one of your silly computer games...

John writes: Keep on fighting girls. I wanna see a cat fight. Can't Rob Black set up a bikini match on one of his XPW shows--or john t-bone's new rasslin' company, WEW?...fill the ring w/ vanilla pudding and let these two tear each other up. Personally I'm rooting for Asia. Jenna is too big for her britches. Loser gets f---ed up the ass w/ a strap-on.

Osty writes: hi luke...chatted for long time yesterday with Jenna when she was at the office and I got to feel how much shes into clubjenna. 100 %. Believe me she really takes care of it and it will not take long till clubjenna is the #1 pornstar site out there. What other site has 4000+ images up constantly growing..? Exclusive shot videos and so much more... Sites like Dannies HB doesnt count here. Of course it has some problems in the beginning but when everything works...it will rock. Asia your site is nice...especially cause you do all yourself, but people dont come to your site to see what a computer guru you are and how good youre in writing html...they want to see some hot stuff about you. And for this reason Jenna hired designers and webmasters...to make the best out of it. (see the new tour...Its awesome - the best I saw ever!) Jennas job is to decide about the content, giving the ideas, doing the exclusive photoshoots, movies and more. I would say thats enough work beside dancing and doing her promotion works...and even when shes on the road she has her laptop to give updates to her diary. Asia if you would be a so highly requested star like Jenna you wouldnt have the time to design your site by yourself.

Asia, its just a question of time when clubjenna ovetake your site....you needed 5 years to go under 10000...be sure clubjenna makes it within a year. Its very easy to say that cause Jenna is much more requested than you....from goto.com: Search requests from 01/2001: "Asia Carrera" = 55399 / "Jenna Jameson" = 508033.

Heather Barron writes: Dear Asia, Yes, there are other nerd chics out there doing ALL of the work on their adult web sites...and if you get any leads on a couple of hairy truckdrivers that are Adobe skilled, gimme a shoutout.

PS. Why doesn't Jenna own her own kickass computer? If she setup a webcam from her house and ran JennaVision on her own, she could sit on her ass all day and eat bon bons with her pomeranian.

Jenna Jameson replies: Heather- Thanks for the heads up on the webcam. I already have it in the works! Can't wait to feed Stinky (my dog) those bon bons your talkin about!

Me2 writes: Jenna's second post on the current matter stated that she was "starting a site that I am 100% hands on. " Common sense would dictate that if you work on your site 100%, that would leave 0% for others to do. In this post-Clinton era though, I understand that words can not always be interpreted as the English language would prescribe. As for the state of my employ, I do not work for Asia. I receive no payments from her. I just hang out in her chat room because I can, and because I am trustworthy.

Mike South writes: Hey Luke is it just me or is "miss genius" ( ya right ) a bit bitter? Jenna is heavily involved in her site, my buddy meni built it for her and is helping her with it and Jenna is working very hard on it. I may have been a little critical in the past of Jenna but bottom line is that she has always been very nice to me and personally I like Jenna. Can't say the same for Miss Twit....

And contrary to all this nonsense about Danni Ashe Vs sumdum bikini model...Jenna is most likely the most downloaded woman on the internet, but because all of her downloads dont come from the same place and she doesnt make money off of them she doesn't get the credit. Go Jenna...yer OK in my book...and Asia ...shut the f--- up.

Jay writes: This is getting a little bit on the redundant side; Asia made a site so that she can get some friends to chat with...Jenna built an incredible site that her fans can call "Home". Look at the sites-HELLOOOO- there is absolutely no comparison between them, or for that matter any other adult stars site. Jenna's site, www.clubjenna.com , is awesome! It not only has a ton of original Jenna material it also has @ 100 other girls featured on the site! Jenna has streaming video of new sex scenes and cool behind the scene stuff as well as a bevy of features that I've never seen on an Adult website before. Asia's site is a little more personal, but there is nothing there - WHIPPPIE. This is like comparing apples and oranges. I know that the two girls get a long and I think that this pissing match is dumb, Asia opened her mouth and inserted her foot and didn't make herself look any better by trying to rip on Jenna. It only makes her look jealous. I thought people in the industry had enough outside ridicule and tried too support each other not demean one another. It's funny how any chance someone gets they try to bash on Jenna or compare themselves to her...it must be hard being at the top...and for those casting the stones, it must be hard being at the bottom. I will take a chance to compliment both of the girls in their own respective rights: Asia you've done a nice job in creating and maintaining a fun fan site and one that represents you ... Jenna you've done an incredible job again in recreating the wheel and delivering a site that everyone will compare theirs with and be jealous of!

Lynne L-patin: You know, two porn stars fighting over who has the better boob job is one thing, but two porn stars fighting over who has the better computer web site is..well, it's a brave, new world, that's for sure!

Kevin Korey writes: Wow, I can't beleive how much people like to talk s---...........Jenna's site R O C K S, bottom line..I don't care if the f---in Pope designed it! It is BADASS! Asia, I liked your site because it was you and only you.......but not all the girls even have an interest in doing it alone......Does ANYONE think that they would be more interested in Jenna's site if she did it alone......I think not! She would be slammed BECAUSE everyone expects so much out of her.

Pierre writes: Message to Jeanna Jameson and Asia Carrera : Grow up girls ! You're both gorgeous , making a good living and half the world population would give up everything they have to sleep with you ... Goddesses shouldn't fight , never mind entering in a '' i'm more of a real web girl than you '' contest . We've got both your sites bookmarked ... Happy ?

l-keford.com - The Biggest Waste Of Webspace Known To Man

Doggydoos writes on the MaxCash.com posting board: I have just (for the first time ever) been to Luke F-rd dot com and i was aghast at what i saw. it has to be the most boring,selfconcerting load of drivel i have ever had the misfortune of looking at. what with an article on buying porn videos from soho in london and and other completely useless pieces of text (please note i say text because you can't really call them articles or storys because they dont grab your attention for long enough) after i read the piece where hotscott was quoted i scrolled down, and down, and down, and down, and down trying to find something that would justify the waste of bandwidth on there and can quite honestly say, i found not one piece of "useful" information on there! what is the point? I have heard of gossip mongering and such but this really does take the biscuit. Why oh why does this site get [cough] good reviews and lots of visitors? Please someone enlighten me i know i am a newbie but is there any real point to that site other than to flame adult sponsors and the adult industry in general? And there was i wondering why people always get flamed on this board, they have obviously caught something from visiting l-keford.com! and another thing, luke obviously aint been to one of snoops marketing forums coz his banner placement aint that good ;-)

Leleco writes: I went to his site and one thing I didn't understand is: If he flames adult sponsors, why is he marketing them?!

Peaches writes on MaxCash.com: Anything Luke's ever posted that's correct about the adult webmasters is old news by days, and sometimes weeks. I remember 3 or so years ago when he came onto the Jonathan's World message board trying to get information because he was writing a book on porn. In essence, his total existence depends on others to provide information so he can re-type it and claim it as his or else he fabricates it for shock value. A pretty pitiful life, IMHO.

Doggydoos writes on MaxCash.com: exactly peaches, his board *IS* PLAGARISM at its *worst* if he can't think of anything original to say ......imho i suggest he dont say it at all...lol oh yeah and the post about adult sponsors on his site....i thought that too what a two-faced piece of bottom feeding s---e!

Archer writes on MaxCash.com: Maybe Ford is trying to be the Imus/Lindbaugh/Stern knockoff of the Porn biz. Interesting. Might be the way to get laid by a class "C" pornstar. You never know.

Ronnie writes: All shock value. Just like Jerry Springer is so popular. Like it or hate it, many have to see it..

MaxCash.com Boards Bash Epoch

From MaxCash.com:

Archer writes Feb 8: I was told last year that one of the reasons that a lot of partnership programs haven't just told Epoch to get screwed and dumped them completely is that Epoch refused to part with their rebill database. Combine that with the fact that they are always frigging' behind on their payouts. If somebody owed me a big chunk of change, I'd probably wait till I got paid to blow them off. Well, this I'm pretty sure is all part of their [censored] up business tactics. Epoch doesn't exactly owe me millions, just a few thousand in reserves going all the way back to late '98. Which, at this point, I doubt I will ever see.

Peaches writes: I received my first Epoch partnership check back in 1998. Since then, I've never had a dime of reserves returned. It finally got to the point where I moved my traffic from these partnerships, which was sad because they were good programs with good people behind them.

Sunset Thomas's Niece Reaches Out For Advice

FowlerLTDM@aol.com writes: Hi Luke: My stage name is Sunrise Admas (Sunset Thomas's niece) I am just getting into the adult business. My aunt is a great mentor and helps me as much as she can but I would love to know some tips from others on how they have made it in this business! Every since I can remember I've always found sex and lust so intriguing. I love what I do and at times I can enjoy myself to much. I have already done work with Ed Powers, Capt.Bob, Videostars,and Extreme, in which I have had the honor of working with some of the greatest people I have ever met. But this has only warmed me up to the wonderful producers, actors, and actresses I have yet to meet. I would love to hear others insights and see if I could use some of their advise to become the best actress and escort I come be. Thanks for your time Sunrise Adams

Brad Shaw's Cucumber Giveaway

Brad Shaw writes: I see so much negativity these days, I figure I would do something positive. I understand that not everyone can afford content from time to time. So in the spirit of sharing with others I am going to share some free content with everyone out of the goodness of my heart. There are about 200 images including some of the best cucumber action shots I have ever seen. You may download them and use them on any sites, tgp's etc. Since the images are fresh the TGP's will love them as will your surfers. All I ask in return is that you promise to use them and checjk out our webmaster programs as well as our content.. You can preview the pictures here: http://www.freshphotos.com/personal/cucumberlove/free/ulthm.htm

Just Curious writes: Luke did you see this Brad Shaw posting on every webmaster chat board known to man giving away pictures for free of his former employee. I hear that she did something to really piss him off by threatening to contact the IRS since her w-2 was sent to the wrong address. I guess you can say he sought the ultimate revenge by giving away photos of her to webmasters with cucumbers stuck up her. I also hear people in her camp are pissed at Brad to say the least. Do you have any more info on this?

Prostitution Busts

WHO: Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office North Carolina Police Department Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office Statewide Prosecutors Office

WHAT: Racketeering Conspiracy to Commit Racketeering Deriving Support from Prostitution Prostitution

WHEN: October 2000 through February 15, 2001

WHERE: Hillsborough County, Pinellas County and Raleigh North Carolina

WHY/HOW: During the month of October 2000, the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office Vice Unit began conducting an investigation into the "Private Pets Escort Service", which was operating from Hillsborough County, Florida and Raleigh, North Carolina. During the investigation the escort service expanded to the Pinellas County, Florida area. The Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office in conjunction with the Raleigh, North Carolina Police Department and the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office worked closely to conduct this five (5) month long investigation.

The investigation revealed that the defendants (the owners and employees of Private Pets Escort Service) were involved in an ongoing criminal enterprise which was a front for prostitution. During the course of the investigation, five (5) women who were working for Private Pets Escort Service were arrested for prostitution related offenses. Four (4) of these arrests were made in Hillsborough County, Florida and one(1) arrest was made in Raleigh, North Carolina.

Information obtained during the investigation revealed that customers paid $250.00 to $300.00 for one hour session with the women, sometimes additionally paying a tip fee for the women to perform sexual acts on the customers.

The investigation revealed that the escort service charged their employees (escorts) thirty percent (30%) per call that the women responded to. The estimated yearly revenue for Private Pets Escort Service was $250,000. Private Pets Escort Service advertised their business exclusively on the Internet via their web-site "Private Pets.com". The web-site provided photographs of the available escorts along with a biography of themselves and their escort fee. The web-site additionally provided a message board that was used for clients to review their sessions with the escorts. Appointments were made with the escorts via email contact with the owners or a direct telephone number to the owner for contact. The escorts responded to customers in various locations within the Tampa Bay area and the Raleigh, North Carolina area. The Statewide Prosecutors Office has assisted on this investigation and will be prosecuting the case.

1. John Robert Hubard , (Owner) DOB 6-3-68 8807 Key West Circle Tampa, Florida CHARGES: Racketeering Conspiracy to Commit Racketeering Deriving Support from Prostitution Prostitution (Directing another) 4 counts

2. Eric Caldwell, (Owner) DOB 10-20-69 4832 Seward Road Pfafftown, North Carolina CHARGES: Racketeering Conspiracy to Commit Racketeering

3. Michelle Germaine, (Escort) DOB 6–6-67 143 Glades Circle Largo, Florida CHARGES: Conspiracy to Commit Racketeering

4. Samantha Noland, (Escort) DOB 6-8-82 6406 Cresthill Drive Tampa, Florida CHARGES: Conspiracy to Commit Racketeering

5. Teresa L. Jones, (Owner) DOB 1-29-68 116 Dunbridge Drive Palm Harbor, Florida CHARGES: Racketeering Conspiracy to Commit Racketeering Prostitution (directing another ) 2 counts

6. Spring F. Cook (Escort) DOB 3-21-62 6407 Heathermoor Court Tampa, Florida CHARGES: Racketeering Conspiracy to Commit Racketeering

7. Michele Allen (Escort) DOB 5-9-76 14424 Hellenic Drive #M-5 Tampa, Florida CHARGES: Conspiracy to Commit Racketeering

8. Amber Griffith (Escort) DOB 3-24-79 8715 Long Needles Tampa, Florida

Who's This Fake Seymore Butts?

CleverJester writes on RAME: What's up with this young bum I keep seeing around lately? It was with great anticipation three weeks ago that I bought and took home "Seymore Butts Meets Amber Lynn." (She looked too skinny, but still not bad.)

I pop the tape into the VCR and lo and behold... no Seymore! (And it's got lousy picture quality, instead of the usual good Seymore kind.) So I check the tape box again, and see that the familiar jargon about being captured by Seymore Butts Home Movies is missing. Instead it says the tape is put out by "True Digital," whoever the hell that is.

Then during the flick, the guys keep calling some young punk "Seymore," who looks like he's about 20 years younger (and dumber) than the real Seymore! This kid's got the short haircut, five o'clock shadow, the earring - the whole Seymore wannabe bit going on - just pathetic! (Sadly, the always obnoxious Philmore - Seymore's usual "cousin" - IS there, though.)

But get this - to top it off, a day later I see the SAME fake Seymore pretending to be a "regular guy" on an episode of "Blind Date"! Naturally he gets nude on the date, much to everyone's surprise - except mine of course, since I'd just seen him doing his fake Seymore bit on the Amber tape.

Now my questions in all of this mess are obviously more than a few. Some of the main ones I have listed below: Who is this weak fake Seymore brat? Where is the REAL, ultra-cool Seymore? Why does the show "Blind Date" hire known porn stars as contestants to deceive the public? Who is True Digital and why is their picture quality, in this day and digital age, so lousy? Can the REAL Seymore sue these clowns who are using his name? Or did the REAL Seymore stupidly sell his name to them? ANY input in clearing up this mystery (and travesty of justice) would be most appreciated, folks. I mean I just don't want to wake up tomorrow and find some tape in the store with some jerk from Dawson's Creek or something saying that now he's "Buttman"!!!

Luke says: "Seymore Butts" was a name owned by Sunshine Home Video, who at one time employed Adam Glasser. Adam made a "Seymore Butts" series for Sunshine aka Factory Home Video then went on his own. The two parties went to court and Adam can no longer use the "Seymore Butts" name. Factory owns it. And they're behind this new Seymore Butts.

Clash Of The Titans - RB vs FM

Rich Botto's MaxCash board hosts a thread entitled "Cybererotica Going Down."

FM aka Ron Levi, owner of Cybererotica, responded on the Max Cash board: CyberErotica is not going down - it's going up - hook up with us and make bigtimegreen!!

RB - I find it very surprising you allowed this thread to be posted on your board - I guess I'll post on my board that RJB is again 10 days late with their checks, etc. etc. Remember, you drew "first blood" as Rambo said....

The bottomline is the money - BigTimeGreen as I call it - all of our Webmaster Checks will be sent out "ON TIME" tomorrow - all $3 Million Dollars - just like we have been doing for the last 5 years, twice a month - $6 million per month, like a clock!!

As far as the employee layoff - OMPI employs people - I guess that some were layed off - has nothing to do with CE - that's his call as they are his employees and managed by him - not CE. ....and since we're airing dirty laundry all of a sudden - RB - We've continued to send your affiliate payments while your other "buddies" played scared and paid you by offsets - shown you "Maximum Respect" just to get dissed by you...

I've done this even with the knowledge that you've spread bullsh-t rumors about me reporting you to the FTC - well let's get it out in the open - you must think I'm g-dlike - while having the FTC investigating CE - I was able to say "look Mr. FTC - don't investigate me - look at RJB - wow - what power I must have - yeah, give me a break - it's sad when I see a guy who professes to be the" bomb" on the net not being able to take responsibility for his own f-ck up or actions - when you put those dialers up - you brought bigtime heat to yourself, why don't you just accept the fact you messed up instead of blaming me?

At the time you started incorporating dialers into your programs I made a post on CONDOM stating we were not going to use dialers because I thought they would bring heat... ... remember when Serge did the dialers for Peter Knoble way back and had an entire country's long distance billing in, Moldova, brought down - I remember - I guess you forgot, I tried to indirectly give you a hint by that post - sorry you missed it!!

You come from audiotext, just like us - how could you not have known it would bring you "CONSUMER COMPLAINTS" when folks started getting $700 phone bills and if they didn't pay, their phones would be disconnected - that's what generated tons of "CONSUMER COMPLAINTS" to the FTC

Also, I've told Alyssa that MAXCASH's traffic to our programs has dropped of to nothing while all of our traffic to Maxcash has remained the same - all of our 404's and headlines in RiskyMail and Teen-Mail rotation - now I'll do something about it... I'm pulling all RiskyMail and Teen-Mail Maxcash Banners - I'm going to redirect all of our 404's to someone else that will act professional and appreciate the business.

Here are our January 2001stats http://63.67.231.12/rjb.jpg
http://63.67.231.12/rjb2.jpg

Webmaster's you don't have to like us, you can even hate us - but always remember - our money spends just like anyone elses, it's just business, not a popularity contest. We started paying Webmasters bigtimegreen before anyone else - and we'll continue to do so - our programs convert better than anyone's and you always get paid ontime because we really care about people whether you want to believe it or not...

Watch for our new programs coming out that will blow away RB's EE and anyone else's email programs - it will have 3 different payouts and it converts at 1:5 - pay attention, it doesn't cost any money - we've always stayed on the cutting edge and always taken the lead - no reason for us to stop now!!! as Jim Carey said in the Mask ....somebody stop me, I'm smokin'!!! SPAM http://cybererotica.com/money.html

I'll bet this post gets pulled real quick :-) peace out! fantasyman

one more thing.... RB are you aware that I passed on Razor and then it was brought to you? Prove me wrong - I couldn't see how you could advertise any adult in it, just another Maxim knockoff - only firsts make the big bucks!! Good Luck!!

RB responds: FM - Why doesn't this surprise me in the least. If you know anything about this board, you know it is open...There are as many Max Cash bashing threads as there are good posts about our program. We allow it all and we do not censor...I get KILLED on this thing regularly. But, did you see me contribute to this forum? No. Did you see me bash you? No.

Now you come in here like a 5 year old, attack me, my program and my business decisions. I'm not going to censor that either. Once again your ego overtakes your common sense. How about giving me a call before attacking? How about returning Aly's calls? I know she's been calling you for two weeks.

Spreading BS rumors about the FTC thing? I told you personally what I knew to be fact, the rest, well, you believe what you want to hear and I will just keep working. My banners to you were still in place during the whole thing weren't they? As for Razor, it has nothing to do with adult and I was in negotiations on that deal at the same time you were. Regardless, thanks for wishing ill on that as well.

You're coming out with all these great programs? Great. You're going to bury me? Great. I really don't care, man...Blow your wind. But, when your pissed off, which appears to be quite often, learn where to direct your anger, man.

Just as a side note, as I've mentioned, Ron, the FTC thing had little to do with dialers and no evidence of fraud to date has been brought against us. As for being the "bomb"...what the hell is that? What are battling for who is sitting at the "cool kids table"...Come on, man...Calm down. Drew first blood...LOL...A little paranoid, man.

FM aka Ron Levi responds: RB - your the best spin control person I've ever seen - you're the Teflon Don - it all just bounces off of you... You accuse me of acting like a 5 year old? No, I'm a businessman trying to protect my business, just as you do, this thread is a complete attack on my company. We've paid out over $250 Million to Webmasters since Feb '96 and I think I just might have something to protect just as you do.

You want to take this off the boards - give me a call - you know my business number and my cellular number - I'm leaving here 11am pst to take my 9 year old Son to Disneyland for his birthday - I'll still have my cell phone - if you don't have it, just ask JoeE for it..... You say why didn't I give you a call - you've never been available by phone, you know that and I know that. I tried to talk to you numerous times by phone, I called your cellular phone, left messages, no response. Every Vendor in the industry knows that about you, it's common gossip amongst us. Aly called me once, I was in Daytona Beach watching the 24 hours of Daytona, we had a car in the race, I couldn't hear her, I asked her to call me back on Monday, she has my cellular number, she never did. And why was I calling her in the first place, because your traffic to use tailed of to nothing why we continued to send you traffic from RiskyMail and Teen-Mail as well as all of our 404's - anyone can type in http://cybererotica.com/error and they will see this is true.

You never told me anything about the FTC thing you knew to be a fact - you just had your people spin it out in ICQ's - I have numerous ICQ logs that folks sent me evidencing my statement. Our banners may be in place - if nothing changed by looking at your position on PCDATAONLINE you would be earning the same $86k to $150k we were paying you since the New Orleans Show....

As for RAZOR - I never wished you ill on Razor - there's your "spin" again - I just said that only firsts make big money - that's my opinion.

Yes, we are coming out with new programs, once again your spin, you interpret that to say that I said we're going to bury you, I never said that. Boy you should have been Al Gore's spin monster - he would have won!! More soin.... you speak of my anger? RB it's obvious you haven't spoken to me for quite a while - I've put it in check for over two years - ask anyone. My post wasn't anger - my post is fact.

As for the dialers and the FTC - all I said was that was the FTC "hotbutton" that brought their attention to you. In reading through your FTC public documents I would say the affidavit that VISA supplied the FTC is what brought you your real heat - read Martin Elliot's statent again - you should probably sue him and Visa.

Now I've even given you a way to cash out big time with Visa. RB as you can see I'm very calm - I just love to watch you do do your thing - spin, spin, spin...... peace out!

RB responds: FM - I love the Telfon Don comment...LOL That post was more reasonable, man. Just so you remember, we did speak about the FTC thing and I did tell you the one thing I knew as FACT...Not going to get into it again and once I told you about it, it was dropped. No spin on the way you came in here...I've seen Hurricane Ron before...Just don't shy away from it like others do. As for ICQ...I don't even have it...Privately, however, I would love to see the logs. As for this thread bashing your company, you're right, it does. However, if you read any of my posts, you will see I don't condone it and when my program gets bashed on MY boards, I still do not censor it. I try to promote positive conversation here. "Common gossip amongst the webmasters"? Please tell me you have better things to do with your time than play washer woman with other webmasters spreading gossip about me...Please! If you want to travel down that road, I could write a book about all the s*** I've heard out of your camp about your feelings regarding me...Personally, I don't have time for that crap. I'm available...Sometimes it may take me a while to get back to people, but I am running 2 companies and working my ass off. I never said you stopped sending me traffic...Don't know where that came from. Listen, Happy B'day to your son and go have a great time...Relax...I'm taking a few days to myself as well and getting the hell out of dodge. You want to talk, Monday or Tues...Absolutely fine by me.

Opti writes: Ron, Would you consider re-assuring or apologizing to the 182 webmasters who honestly thought they were contracted to work for you before taking your son to disneyland today? Some of my friends are feeling a bit confused and even worried about paying the bills next week. No one said thats your problem at all as far as I can see but it does seem strange that a guy as well liked as you were last week doesn't seem to have any feelings about your people.

FM responds: Opti Since you know all of these people you refer to, first of all let me say it's not 182 people. It's not 100 people that work for OMPI. I just wanted to get the number of employees of OMPI corrected before I comment. CE has never hired or fired any of the people you are speaking about - it has been OMPI always. If you look at the sites they work on in whois you'll see also that OMPI is the owner of all of those websites these people work on - not CE All I'm saying here is that I had no knowledge of what is going on in OMPI's camp - I had no say in any decision making with regard to this current issue with his employees I will tell you that OMPI is contracted to us for search engine work "ONLY" and we handled his payroll while we did, to help him out because he's been a friend of mine for 32 years. I will further tell you that I have called him since seeing these posts which I had no knowledge about and talked to him about this issue. The *fact* is that as of a week ago he took over his own payroll for his employees. All we were doing was helping him out administratively. He said he is hiring back the people who were productive and that anyone who wants to talk to him has his email address. I am telling you exactly what he told me because I still don't know exactly what happened. Not one CE employee has been layed off. I hope this helps you out and explains our participation in this matter. Now with that said, it's time for me to leave for Disneyland so I don't get in trouble with my Son. ps RB at this point I'm not going to respond to your post back to me, all we're doing is creating the carnival atmosphere everyone likes to see and that's the exact reason I stopped posting on all boards long ago :-) I've never posted on this board before and I probably won't again. Aly has my cell phone - she's welcome to call. RB, and right back at ya, you have my cell phone number - you can call me anytime you like :-) Have a great weekend, you relax too, we both deserve it Looks like the Webmasters drew us out for another shoot out in public, something you and I never did before, so it's time for both of us to get out of Dodge ! Thanx for the Birthday Salutation to my Son, I'll tell him.

Annie writes: I am one of the webmasters let go by Cyber Erotica. I have known both FM and RB for a long time. And this is just one more blazing example of FM's ego getting the best of him while RB's class shines thru as he takes the high road. This is another one of FM's rantings trying to prove that his dick is bigger. This is why FM is so hated while RB is so well respected. I've learned my lesson. I hope others have. If it involves FM count me out.

Ltr writes: RB. What an utter loser "Webmasters will get paid as they have been. Additionally, why would we discourage any positive talk...Surely, even to you, that has to make no sense. " Yeah, paid as we've been done now for some time. paid not at all. Not on time. We're used to that now. The only traffic i'm pissing down there till they can be trusted again is residual traffix that i can't find or stop! RJB is not worth trusting for delivery of checks on time anymore. If there is every a need for the GBU [Good, Bad & Ugly] list, it is now. RJBT are easily in the B Zone, only another missed/delayed payment for the Ugly Zone. Stay away. Maybe one day a year down the line they might be back where they once were, but now, they're nothing but a liability.

Actually, i was just looking at http://www.l-keford.com/subjects/content/RJBTelcom1.htm "I want to clarify that I have no reason to believe that RJB is in anyway bankrupt or unable to pay its bills including payments to webmasters" -This is obviously old infomation.

Can RJBT qualify why for the last 6 days, it has been unable to pay it's webmasters? Either they've not got the entire money in the kitty to pay for it, or are they not paying for a bit of fun?

Frank writes: How long have things been this way at RJBT? I mean, they were doing over 100M in revenue a year, weren't they? Did they take oodles of millions out for profits? What happened to that money, why can't RB (and the other B) just each write a check to the company, and make sure the webmasters are paid on time? Another question: Is there drop in profits from webmasters scared off by the FTC suit, or because of the fraud prevention measures imposed by the preliminary injunction? The more we hear about this, the more the new companies seem like outside investors brought in for short term cash.

PornGuru@home.com aka BushPilot writes on Netpond: The thoughts of a "non employee" I have sat on my hands for several days and watched the spin CyberErotica has put on the events that started on Monday, and I can't stay quiet any longer.

First of all, let me state that I hold no beef with CE for making a business decision that did away with (whether temporarily or permanently) the free site builders program. Businesses make similar decisions every day.

My disgust stems from the total lack of respect they have given those of us that awoke Monday morning to this message on the Cybererotica Page Builders System Board. "No further work will be contracted through this division. This database is closed and will reopen when this division does. We do not know how long it may be."

No warning..no email...and after seeing that message most of us scrambled all day trying to get answers…which never came. This same builders board had a chat server that would have easily allowed for a company meeting to explain the situation to the "non-employees". Then the spin started....

Lee Noga posted on the CE webmaster board: "Business has usual, the rumor about the CE layoff is not accurate. There is a separate company that has dealings with FM, and they made a decision to re-organize, and had no work for their contractors at this time. These folks are not CE employees."

Mike B posted on the Maxcash board: "And which CE employee told you this? There were no layoffs, in fact we are hiring. Looks like someone fed you false info - or impersonated a CE employee"

Now, lets look at some facts.. By doing a simple whois one can find out that cybererotica.com is registered to Voice Media Inc. I have over 6 months worth of weekly paycheck stubs sitting here that all say Voice Media Inc. In fact they were written on the same account # as the partner payment checks for most of the various CE partner programs. Many of us had been issued "ntcor" email addresses..a domain whose administrative contact is Ron Levi of Voice Media Inc. A "separate company"? "Employees" or "contractors"

According to the U.S. Social Security Administration Handbook: "Generally an employer/employee relationship exists when the person for whom services are performed has the right to control and direct the individual who performs the services, not only as to the result -to be accomplished by the work but also as to the details and means by which that result is accomplished. That is, an employee is subject to the will and control of the employer not only as to what shall be done but how it shall be done."

Within the Page builders board I mentioned above was a very complex and extremely thorough set of directives as to just how these free sites were to be constructed, right down to what html tags were allowed to be used. Employees? Now I want to make something clear here. I am not making the employee verses contractor argument with any hidden agenda ..not angling for unemployment or any such bull-s--- that many would use to dismiss my argument out of hand. I am simply trying to point out that many of us, in fact I would say most of us, believed we were in fact working for Cybererotica, and were told as much on many occasions.

My main concern is that the actions of Cybererotica in the days following the "layoff" have at best minimized the contributions of many very hard working folks, and to many these actions have been a virtual thumbing of the nose at these "non-employees". Good folks, many with families, all with bills to pay, who had worked very hard to earn the money they were being paid, and whom certainly deserve better than this...to basically be told they didn't exist. I was warned by several people whom I look up to in this business that to say anything about all of this on a public board would be a bad career move.

I have come to the conclusion that if the industry I have come to love in the 14 months I have been involved is so damned thin-skinned that it can't respect this little statement of mine, then the hell with it....I will go back to my previous career. I have done nothing in this statement other than throw out some facts...point out some things that a bunch of unemployed "non-employees" have been feeling for days. No name calling, no threats, just trying to put a voice to a group of good people who have basically been told "you are irrelevant"! Well Ron....and John....we are NOT irrelevant...us piss-ants are PEOPLE TOO, and we certainly deserve common courtesy and a modicum of respect. From FM's post on the Maxcash board on Thursday night: "because we really care about people whether you want to believe it or not..." FM, one thing my Daddy taught me a long time ago....actions speak louder than words.....

Lee Noga responds on Netpond: Bush Pilot, I am and cannot say that losing income is not painful, I understand the burdens this can create. However..let me address a few things, you talk about the SSN thing, why is it when folks get their checks they question nothing, when they lose their checks, they insinuate foul. If you find this as an issue, why did you accept the contractor job & cash the checks, a tad hypocritical, eh? As for having NTCOR addresses, it was an asset shared with Ompi, Ron has offered me use of his server and assets in the past, but this did not mean CE was a part of my projects. Example: Taz has an OnTheRopes email address and she is not an employee of OnTheRopes but she is consulting, her business cards identify her to OTR but ask her for her other business cards, she consults with other companies and has other business cards to reflect such both on and off the web. FantasyMan does alot of business on the web with alot of companies in all kinds of deals, partnerships, alliances, investment angles etc. Ompi falls into one of those. As for the "doors closed" notices this pink slip syndrome dates back to brick and mortar. Ya come into work, your home by noon. Don't we all wish we had answers and fair warning in a perfect world but the WWW is not so perfect. I think your posting out of emotion :(

BushPilot responds on Netpond: Ms. Noga, I think the whole point of my orignal post escaped you. Those of us that were laid off, let go... whatever way you want to spin it.....could give a rip what we were called. Employees, subcontractors....hell call us cockholsters for all we care....the issue remains...we DESERVED better treatment than we received on Monday. There has been alot of spin control and track covering going on the last week or so....thousands of domains registrations being updated from Voice Media to Online Media...although they have missed a few...LOL The FACTS are...all semantics aside....we were LED TO BELIEVE we worked for Cybererotica/Voice Media, ALL of the domains we worked on WERE registered to Voice Media....the board we checked in at every morning said "Cybererotica Page Builders System". Up until about a week ago over 180,000 pages built by these hard working "non-employees" ALL carried CE banners....(that has since changed)..... I could argue this point all day....but the bottom line is....I don't really care WHO we worked for....or WHAT we should have been called....WE DESERVED MORE RESPECT THAN WE WERE SHOWN ON MONDAY! Why is it in this business the "spin" seems to all too often win out over basic human decency? Is it any wonder the non-adult world holds such a low opinion of us? Truth, honesty, respect....this business has room for those...and needs desperately to see more of them in practice! PS...Lee...if ya ever get tired of the porn world Washington DC could use you....ya got the spin control down to an art form!

Anonymous writes on the MaxCash.com board: I just went in to my local Bank of America branch to cash my checks...one from Cash Count ($200) and the other from Follow Me Free ($2,475). Unfortunately the bank teller would not cash either check. She said..and I quote.."I cannot cash the checks from Voice Media. They have a Bank of America account and they do not have enough funds in their account to cover this check." OUCH!!! This is very disconcerting and frustrating...To say the least, I was counting on these checks! Please help!!! P.S. Looks like the account number i=on the checks ends in the numbers "24". Thanks in advance

MikeB from Cybererotica replies: Regarding the check problem, it turns out it was a bank error. The webmaster went back to his bank later that day and they accepted the check without any problems.

I just spoke to Fantasyman and got some further clarification. Due to increasing check fraud, our webmaster account has a higher level of protection on it. This requires that checks presented are deposited, and not cashed. The problem arose from check forgers manufacturing their own webmaster checks and attempting to cash them. In the past months we've had an increasing level of the phony checks being presented against our account. So for everyone's protection the security level on our account was raised.

Alyssa at MaxCash.com aka RJBT writes about the company's January checks to webmasters: We are still trying to sure up a definite day for January payout. All webmasters WILL be paid - we are still involved with ironing out issues of monies due to us - and that is what is causing the delay. We do not anticipate that the payout will be delayed that much longer and we will keep you all up to date.

Dr Gertzman Enjoys His Work

Dr Jay Gertzman writes: Luke, in reply, yes, I come across stories and pictures that excite me. And part of my interest in censorship of erotica is that I have a strong prurient streak, and wonder where it came from and what it means. It's sort of like being in an adult book store. You have no interest in most of the stuff, but you circle around the material that you really want, and come back to it. The difference is that you don't have to engage in any "hiding behavior" when you come across something in an old book or magazine in a library or archive. Some serious people still think that the only valid research or art is done by people who are thinking about what they do but not physically excited by it. It's an old tradition that is hard to break. When _Lady Chatterley's Lover_ was being debated in England in 1960, some critics did not want to testify in behalf on the book because they did not want to admit that reading it turned them on.

Luke On AdultGossip.com

I was a guest on Evan Horowitz's internet radio show around 1:30 PM PST today on AdultGossip.com. Evan owns Xpays.com along with his buddy Michael.

Read the chat here. Listen to Luke on AdultGossip.com here.

Evan: "For people at the major companies to even respond to you puts them at greater jeopardy. That adds fuel to the fire. That's why the big companies don't respond to you.

"I had a conversation with Ron [Levi] at Cybererotica and the data you have up on your site is false. I've always known Cybererotica to be very open with their business dealings as they pertain to their webmasters. Webmasters have always been able to get answers directly from Cybererotica's reps. And when you post information that comes from a competitor of these companies, you're adding fuel to a fire at a time when you don't have all your ducks in a row."

Luke: "It's rare that you have all your ducks in a row. What you do get is one or two ducks in a row and you go with what you've got. And the story either develops or fizzles out. My site will only get visitors so long as it has a substantial basis in truth.

[Luke asks: What data? Just some anonymous rumors.]

Evan: "I cut all the checks. I see that you get a lot of surfer traffic. That's an example of why the companies can't flat out ignore you.

"I thought it was really in bad taste for you to bash D$ and KB [Darren and Kevin Blatt] right as they had a passing within their inner circle."

Luke: "They're public figures..."

Evan: "Do you smoke pot?"

Evan promotes pot smoking throughout his show.

Luke: "Never. I loathe drugs."

Evan: "That explains a lot. We need to get you high. Sit you down. Instruct you. Teach you. Get you to conform. Get your site to lose all its traffic. Get you to leave all the good companies out of it."

Luke: "I just need some more therapy. It would be in the adult internet's interest to sponsor my therapist so I could get therapy every day. Then I'd be a more gentle and content person. Do you think that if I was basically a happy person I'd be out there ripping everyone on my web site? It is in Vivid Video's, and Cybererotica's and Goalie's best interests to get me into more therapy."

Evan: "I don't those guys even want to mess with you. I think they loathe being on your site. They have every reason to not support you and to try to stop you from posting things on the site that are inaccurate.

"You are not going to have any sponsors left if you post enough negative and false information to put everybody's business backwards. I don't know if you have the power to do that. I don't think that companies with 20,000 webmasters are going to lose loyalty... The webmasters are hopefully not going to be distracted by the false information that they read on your site."

Luke: "False information doesn't do any damage. It's when it contains truth, that it can damage. It's the bewildering mixture [of truth and falsehood] on my web site that makes it so lethal."

Evan: "I think thanks for doing the show. I got a lot of negative feedback... I never really announced the show until an hour to the show... It's scary to listen to you talk a lot of the time Luke because it is so obvious that you don't get the structure of the industry. I don't doubt that there's good reasons why. When you're excluded from everything and you're nobody's friend and you have no friends, how are you supposed to know the difference between doing something that is really damaging to yourself even as somebody in the adult business and then coming out with a story that is legit. But I give you a lot of credit as a hard worker. As a webmaster updating your content, you're certainly on the ball. Hopefully I will never see my company name on there. But I know that you would never hold back and that scares me."

Luke: "No I wouldn't. I like running your banners but if a legitimate story came along, I wouldn't hesitate to rip into somebody who was my sponsor."

Jeff Miller Speaks Out

Jeff Miller from SunupMedia.com writes on YNOTmasters.com chatboard: As some of you may know, before entering the internet business I was with MLPF&S specializing in Business Financial Services. I will never forget the day that I was in a conference with the CEO's of two mid-size companies talking about a pending merger. Company CEO A was already in the room when company CEO B walked in. CEO A stood up and shouted "CEO B IN DA HOUSE, PASS HIM A BIG FAT BLUNT, PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!"

Of course, the above incident never took place. But one very similair took place today, in a public chat room, live during a publicly aired webmaster show. What makes it even more ridiculous is that the person speaking was one of the self appointed industry leaders and members of the GIA, an industry organization that claims to be the messiah for the adult internet business. Not only does this take place over the public internet airways, but later that day, this same industry leader is quoted verbatim on a website not friendly to the adult industry trying to convince the "journalist" (the term journalist used ONLY for a lack of a better word) that he needs to start smoking marijuana as a cure for what ails him, or better yet, a cure for what ails the industry he covers.

Can you picture what is happening in Washington right now? The DOJ, not being able to get a tremendous amount of money to fight obscenity ($5 million to date, enough to buy desks and notepads for a bloated government operation), now sees an opportunity to join forces with the DEA in a jointly funded cooperative task force. Thank god it is not that easy.

I don't care what people do in their private lives. It is none of my business, it is none of anyones business. If you want to smoke pot, that is your right. If you want to snort coke, that is your right. If you want to do E, that is your right. If you want to sit in your office and masturbate all day, that is your right. It is not my business, nor is it anyone else's business. But for industry "leaders" to act like 18 year old children whose daddy just sent the rent check for their first apartment is not only ridiculous, it is industry damaging. There are some that think that because the "wares" we peddle are pornographic, all other social mores don't apply to us. Hell, we are "porners", we are already going to hell, so let's get stoned and make the trip a bit easier. No thanks.

Follow the password trader supporters? Never. Follow the celeb site owners? Never. Follow those who would like the public to believe that the industry is one giant party with doobies, blow and E abundant for all to partake? Never. Not only never, but get out of my way. I am in this business as a business. Yeah, it's a hell of a lot of fun. Yeah, I love what I do, or I would not be doing it. I am here to feed my family. I am here to secure my retirement. YOU bring a negative spotlight on me and every other hard working webmaster in the business. YOU make our jobs harder. You threaten our livelihoods. You threaten our future.

Not only will such people never get my support as industry leaders, I will vehemently support those willing to push you aside. I will vehemently support the true industry leaders who will stand up and say, "You are bad for business. You make my day tougher. You bring publicity to our industry that we do not need and we do not want."

Am I looking for squeaky clean, church going, god fearing saints? Hell no. Let those who are without sin cast the first stone. I have no stones to cast. The leaders I will follow are those that handle their business ethically, in a businesslike manner. Those who understand that in todays environment it is so very important to avoid hypocrisy at all costs. Those who understand that our industry is in one its most potentially turbulent times. Those who understand that it is important to say what you mean and mean what you say. That is who I will support. They are out there. When they step forward, I will be right next to them.

Who Is Amber@EroticVideos.com?

Mark writes: Who the f--- is this Amber from so called “eroticvideos.com”, this is another idiot with some hidden agenda. Listen “AMBER” or what ever the f--- your name is, porn whores like Samantha are just that. WHORES. Why do certain idiots think that “Oh, I’m sucking some strangers cock for Vivid or Wicked so that’s different then turning a trick on some street”. You are selling ass honey!! You’re a whore.

SUCKING COCK FOR MONEY IS SUCKING COCK FOR MONEY!! ITS CALLED BEING A WHORE

Okay girls and boys, lets pull out the ole Webster's® Dictionary. The word for today is “pornography”. Okay lets see. . .it says the definition of pornography is “the depiction of prostitutes” Okay “prostitute” is defined as “someone who sells sex for money” Where I’m from, its called being a whore.

The bottom line is that ANY porn whore from Kayla Kleevage to Jenna to Asia to Brandy Alexandre to fat girl Bianca Trump are all porn whores. If any of these hired hookers showed up to a movie set and the producer didn’t have any money they would all leave. The girls arent making f--- movies to “enlighten society” or to “live out fantasies”. They make f--- movies for their drug habit and to pay the rent like any street walker anywhere.

There is a simple litmus test to see if your a whore. Samantha, Amber or anyone in doubt may take it.

#1. If there is a cock in your mouth or cock in your ass or pussy and that cock belongs to someone you just met.

AND #2. You receive a check or money afterwards

THEN #3. You are a USDA grade A - certified WHORE!!!

There is a strange paradox to the whole selling ass for money business. So many girls in the video business claim they don’t private sessions(incall escorting) but they will suck your cock for money if theres a camera present. But most incall girls and street walkers wont even consider doing a porn movie. I personally find it funny that one girl only whores herself for the entire world to see and one only does it in dark alleys. Who do you find has more pride?

Devoto writes: Luke, In response to Satyric, YES, I DO realize what I am doing. I am INSULTING a man. I am calling him ignorant white trash. I am using SATIRE and HUMOR to drive HOME the point that EVERYONE has certain questions they would like answered from specific "segments" of the population. There is a RIGHT way to ask these questions, AND there is the WRONG way (polite vs. impolite-if you wish). I am illustrating to Mr. Sullivan, that if you APPROACH it the WRONG way, you come off as being insulting, as opposed to simply curious. Judging by YOUR response, looks like I made my point!

Bryan Sullivan writes: Apparently i PISSED OFF and OFFENDED PORN WHORE Samantha Sterlyng and her fan's by asking humiliating,degrading and insulting question's.Big f---ING deal, because it's all about me,Bryan E Sullivan aka Rude Crude Dude (Offender of the Universe).That's what i do for fun,pissing people off,when not at work or playing computer game's on my $4500 Alienware gaming pc.I liked Samantha Sterlyng as a PORN WHORE performer,but no longer a fan of the f---ING CRY BABY BITCH.Good luck with your less than respectable CUM DRINKING PORN WHORE CAREER. "See i can be sensitive and caring. My response to ex-stripper,WHITE TRASH WHORE Amber at Amber@EroticVideos. "How the hell are ya? Haven't heard from you in awhile.Shame on you for shaming me Amber."Were you better than a STREET WHORE when you were gyrating and grinding into strange men's crotches for 10 or 20 dollar's a dance?"Were you better than a STREET WHORE when men threw one dollar bill's onstage to look up your WHITE TRASH ASS? "Were PORN WHORE'S better than you because they SUCKED DICK and took it up the s---HOLE on tape for $500,to your $20 to suck customer's DICK'S and take up the s---HOLE after work soliciting.STREET WHORE'S work for $20 vs. $500 for PORN WHORE'S,big deal they both suck DICK for money.I guess getting asked to suck DICK on tape for $500 is less degrading,huh Amber.STREET WHORE'S, DANCER WHORE'S and PORN WHORE'S use drug's.STREET WHORE'S,DANCER WHORE'S and PORN WHORE'S come from broken home's."But PORN WHORE'S are different,right Amber?What the f--- are they doing at the Bunny Ranch or posting for private escorting.Because their all CUM DRINKING WHORE'S.I! treat STREET WHORE'S,DANCER WHORE'S and PORN WHORE'S the same,without prejudice.I love you all the same.

Remember i told you i have a lot of stripper friend's Amber.I don't put PORN WHORE'S in the same category as mainstream actresses (Sharon Stone,Halle Berry and Meryl Streep).It's not fair, and isulting to legitimate actresses .Nor do i afford STREET WHORE'S,DANCER WHORE'S or PORN WHORE'S the same respect as hardworking sucessful mainstream business women (Oprah Winfrey or Barbara Walters). Thank's for the compliment Devoto,how'd you know i was handsome.You'd be a good mind reader,answer the question's for PORN WHORE Samantha Sterlyng for me.Here's some answer's to some of the question's for me by you.I don't have any front teeth:My mother smacked me,and feed me rat poison:Right again,i am the typical WHITE TRASH MALE:Gun rack's or for Columbine High School:I don't have a rig,i ride horse's.Richard Ramirez is my role model:I prefer chicken's and hen's after a few Old Milwaukee's:I was to dumb to pass the entry exam for para-military militia group b.:I learned to be an ASSHOLE at an early age,picking on women is my specialty: I know for a fact i'm more moral than a PORN WHORE.I'M GOD MOTHERf---ER'S. Anybody wanting to respond to or critize me for humiliating PORN WHORE Samantha Sterlyng can e-mail me direct like a f---ING man.O.k PUSSIES,FAGG'S and WEASEL'S.I can take the criticism from you LITTLE BITCH'S.You'll have to do it on my e-mail only computer.Your response's aren't worth the space on my gaming pc. Bryan E Sullivan aka Rude Crude Dude ( Offender of the Universe )

Jeremy Steele writes: Hey Luke, I'd like to respond to Devoto's Mc D's/Porn Analogy, since it was brought up... I've said to someone, once, that porn consumption is analogous to fast food consumption.. If someone is hungry, it is there as, relatively, "fast" and, relatively, as "food".. And, hypothetically, if the only sources of rations which existed in the world were Mc D's, Carl's Jr (does anyone know where Carl's Sr is btw?), BK, KFC, Taco Hell, or Jack in the Crack, then certainly all these places would be well frequented (as they are).. But does this exclude the possiblity that people might like fine dining, once in a while? In fact, there are some, who would only prefer fine dining, if they had that option.. I think what "fine dining" means or can mean is still something ultimately up for grabs; to be determined in this industry.. There are still so many possibilities left in the Great Porno Frontier.. Most are just focused from the waist, down.. But the possibilities are still enormous.. Life includes sex, but mindless sex in and of itself satisfies only briefy and in a shallow way. Actually, fast food doesn't satisfy a hunger; it only makes the hunger greater. Fast food means one is overfed but undernourished.. When one eats a pizza, it tastes great, and the belly is filled larger than before, but it is always grumbling the next morning, mainly because certain vital ingrediants are missing.. When one eats healthy, there is never a grumbling stomach. It's better to cook, or especially, have be cooked, one's own food, but depending on the ingrediants, it may not be much better than fast food (although, it will be less expensive). I'm not denying that I don't like or often frequent fast food places, even though I've been poisoned before by minimum wagers whose hands I put my health in. But I always seek to have as balanced a diet as possible to keep from becoming a junkie.

BTW, Devoto's dogfood analogy is usually applied to Vietemese, although, I can say that a few $1 Chinese joints I've been too have made me wonder.

Also, Hey, I actually got a response to my music, and wanted to share it.. I'd like to state that I'm recording all my songs in a real studio this time with an actual band.. I had put these demo songs out on mp3.com just to get some feedback. A potential investor got to hear it too...

"First off, let me start by saying that you have a very haunting voice. It kinda scares me, but then again I can't seem to get your songs out of my head. Your tunes are cleavorly laid out, and nicely done. Just a porno star is a strange song. I definately felt your despair, but for normal guys, such as I am, I couldn't relate to sleeping with hundreds of women and being paid for it. It's definately a good song though, with a strong foundation, it could use some work musically. Do not disturb (I'm already there) was recorded too low for me to understand the words. I don't know if my machine messed it up or what. Lyrically it's beautiful (I cheated, I read them). I think you captured the bitter break-up scenario perfectly. The download I have is almost too faint to make anything out. The Challenger diaster launch really distrubed me. I have never seen someone take a diaster like that and turn it completely around a make it about themselves, no offense. The lyrics flow beautifully and again it's a very haunting melody. Perhaps you should write music for horror movies, you seem to have a gift for capturing the eeriness of the situation. You have a great gift for the use of words and it's evident in the particular song. Heart in hand is awesome, definately my favorite out of the five. Maybe it's the realness of the recording, or perhaps the way you sing it. I think it needs to be cleaned up a bit musically, but it's great for a amature recording. The words bring my own situation to mind. Lovely is the night perplexed me. I couldn't decide if you were horny or longing. It's began as though you were missing the person you were singing to, but in the end it was almost as though you were just wanting to f--- them. As previously said, i think your voice is scary, kinda like christopher walken scary. Lyrically it was amazing and beautiful, you are quite a poet. One more chance was awesome, though a little anti-climatic, it's definately your deepest. I feel that the parts where you and the high voiced you, sang in an echo was a bit confusing and (forgive me) haunting. Ghostly, that's the word i am looking for.

jesgolightly@aol.com writes: Mr Steele, You are obviously a very talented musician, as well as porn star ( I have seen only one of your pictures, Legs directed by brad armstrong ).I am a journalism student in Louisiana and I was wondering if you would help me out with a project. I am to conduct an interview via internet (e-mail or IM) to someone famous, or infamous. The problem is that there aren't all that many famous people floating around on the internet. I have always tried to write from unique angles and present strange stories to my class, and I think you would be the perfect feature story. Not the porn star you (though i would include much of that aspect seems how that's your claim to fame), but the human you. Also, I want to disprove common sterotypes about porn stars. I would be grateful if you allowed me to send you a few questions.

Lynne L-patin writes: Devoto, who apparently possesses a relatively healthy psyche, did some thinking as to why people consume pornography and came up with some (but not all) of the answers. Devoto is in his late twenties, and his experience with porn extends only about ten, maybe fifteen years back -- the visible place it holds in our current society is really rather new, so perhaps some background will help place porn use in better context.

When pornography was illegal (thus distributed by organized crime), it, in itself, was arousing because it was forbidden. Our culture was not innundated by sexually stimulating material as it is today -- before Playboy magazine hit the stands, the sight of a bare breast -- any bare breast, perhaps even one's wife's -- was a rare and wondrous thing. Porn gave men a glimpse of fantasy -- it was hard to find, treasured once it was obtained, and, to continue Devoto's restaurant analogy, the equivalent of a visit to a tourist trap restaurant during one's vacation in the Adirondacks. Maybe the food wasn't the best, but the ambiance was something one would never get at home!

As actual, physical sex became more accessible and more acceptable following readily available contraception, porn, for awhile, became a substitute for sex for those who weren't getting it but thought they should -- mostly older men whose wives retained the standards of their youth. It's hard to believe that women's orgasms were considered pathological and neurotic as recently as the 1950's, and that women who came of age before then were taught that to enjoy sex was a sign of maladjustment. Is it any wonder that their male counterparts craved sexually-oriented material as it became available over the counter in many urban areas in the mid- and late-1960's?

During the 1970's, porn became "chic," and gained a new audience of people who used it as an adjunct to their sex lives. These pre-HIV years were a time of sexual exploration, and young people experimented with sexual practices and each other. Birth control, including abortions, was easily available, and women were exploring new freedom in the workplace and within relationships. Porn was seen as a potential art form, and though the distribution system remained under the control of organized crime, there were also auteurs making product which reflected their own personal journeys. The business was illicit, profits were substantial, and there was money available to fund creativity.

In the 1970's, people who wanted to have sex tried to do so. Still, not everyone could -- people who had unwilling long-term marital partners who they chose NOT to divorce, people who had no partners for health reasons (physical or psychological), prisoners -- all these people had legitimate claims to be using porn for masturbation (and still do).

But, after herpes and then AIDS exploded into the most serious health crises in decades, porn use became safe sex. People stopped experimenting with one another, and used porn as a substitute. It's hard to believe that was twenty years ago -- that two whole generations have now come of age in a culture which promotes sexuality in the media but not in practice, because, in practice, promiscuity has become potentially a death sentence.

Porn has changed....once it was "junk food" because those who made it had no aesthetic standards, yet it sold because it was forbidden; now that porn is out in the open, people can choose between "junk" and "the good stuff." There's no accounting for taste...some people LIKE junk food, some are obese, as Devoto notes, and some of these people are going to go through life fat and miserable and keeping fast food restaurants and sleazy porn companies in business.

But Devoto, it's not fair to assume that everyone needs or wants an alternative to porn. Not everyone is suited to a relationship with another person. Not everyone has access to a relationship with another person. Even those who do often have dry spells -- most men do consume porn BETWEEN relationships as aids to masturbation. Those who use it exclusively rather than pursue relationships with women are really few and far between.

The ones who most concern me are the men who, while old and physically imperfect themselves, insist that their women be youthful as well as perfect physical specimens. This is relatively new -- men used to be willing to overlook physical imperfections to get a little nookie. They valued women as wives and mothers, not just as sex objects. Being single wasn't really acceptable, so men married for social reasons. Divorce created a whole new category of obviously heterosexual single men, and now both men and women feel they have the right to sexual satisfaction in marriage, so they expect more in that regard. For some men, "more" becomes actualizing their fantasies and, since fantasies ARE fantasies, they run the risk of ending up very lonely and very unhappy. Marriage is an investment -- it's not about having a babe on one's arm to show off to friends, or to play porn star with -- it's about having someone there in the middle of the night, when the chemo has you barfing all over the sheets...it's about having someone who loves you enough to get up and clean for you, hold you and tell you that you are loved no matter what....

Devoto, I am a highly sexual being. I had a lot of sex prior to my marriage, as a teenager and in the 1970's. It was never very satisfying -- I always thought that what I wanted was a long term relationship, and I was right. I had a lot of sex during my marriage, with my husband when he was healthy. As a widow, promiscuity really holds no interest for me. I've left porn, and with it access to sex with people who are capable of having casual sex without recrimination and judgement. I am unhappy with celibacy, but until a man decides that he wants to have a long term relationship with me, I'm gonna have to suck it up and get on with my life, because, as a woman, it is not my place to initiate relationships. All I can do is wait until something is offered, and then say yes or no... I'm starting to think about dating again...scary thoughts...

At forty-five, I can anticipate living another forty years. That's a long time to go without being touched, being held, having sex...so I hope I do find something, or rather, that something finds me. If I were a guy, I could get out there when I was ready and actively seek another relationship, but meanwhile I would masturbate, and there wouldn't be anything at all wrong about my use of porn as an aid to that. It might take years of grieving before I was able to get involved with another woman...I might never find one to compare with my late partner...and there's no reason I should have to do so. Luke posits that masturbation is somehow immoral, but I disagree...I think that ignoring one's sexuality is probably unhealthy, especially if one hopes to have a flesh and blood sex partner in the future.

Sorry to ramble...but like anything else, there's good and bad to porn, and you're too smart and too aware to judge something as complicated as pornography just because a few of Luke's moronic readers fixate on women's looks rather than on what they have to offer in real life.

Devoto replies: Luke, I agree with Lynne and her well thought responses to my analogy (especially the part where she says I am TOO SMART AND TOO AWARE!!). There should not simply be a FIXATION on satisfying ONLY the appetite as one would do with a trip to McDonalds, BUT one should look deeper and for a more meaningful experience. ALSO, I understand and can ACTUALLY empathize with men who are not CURRENTLY involved in a SEXUAL/PHYSICAL relationship (for one reason or another). However, I simply ask that they QUESTION THEMSELVES about their use of porn/McDonalds, as I would hate to see ANYONE willingly or even UNKNOWINGLY deprive themselves of the FULL EXPERIENCE of humanity-part of which IS intimacy. Do not misunderstand me, McDonalds AND porn DO serve a PURPOSE (sometimes EVEN a "healthy" one) but I am SIMPLY asking that people question WHY they are at the Drive-Thru in the first place!

Porno Humanitarians Of The World Unite

Jane writes: Dear Luke, First, the comments made by Bryan Sullivan to Samantha Sterlying were stupid. I think it's safe to say he has a few issues. His hatred for women in general is apparent when he states "I think you're kinda cute, that's where my curiousity kick's in." but then proceeds to call her a "dumb bitch" and a "cum drinking whore", along with a host of other mean-spirited comments. What, is this the porn industry version of the schoolyard tease, where you pulled the pigtails of the girl you like to get her attention? By the way, on a personal note to Mr. Sullivan, you might want to consider going back to school, not everything that ends with an "S" gets an apostrophe.

However, Bryan Sullivan aside, I have to take issue with Amber's response. Amber, I have to point out that your very own comments show your ambivalence to the true nature of the profession. You say " A prostitute ... is someone who 'offers sexual intercourse for payment'. A porn star does not do that. Although at first glance you might think that - but actually it's anything but. If you go up to a porn star and say, hey baby here's $500 blow me - she'll probably call the police and have you arrested for harassment." Well, as a regular reader of l-keford.com I ask you then, who are all these women that are posting their rates and hours on this site, for their services in Nevada brothels and private calls? Hookers? Porn stars? Could they in fact be one in the same?

You go on to say that "A 'street whore' would jump on that chance and would most likely do it for as little as $20. A porn star is an ACTRESS who acts out the part of sex. If anyone has ever paid a visit to the set of a porno they will see how little sex is actually taking place. It truly is more acting then SEX." The wage difference seems to sway you, whore for a twenty, star for 200? You describe an experience you had with the adult company you worked for where a "customer" (your words) wanted to pay for sex: "Kelli freaked out on the guy and told him, as she later did with us - we are not pimps and porn stars, especially Vivid girls are NOT whores or hookers. (let me get this straight she had to REMIND you that you were not whores and hookers? You didn't know when you signed on?) They are actresses who are open enough to act out our sexual fantasies on camera. And should be treated with the upmost respect because there are few people in the world who are wonderful enough to do society such a service. Until that day, I had never really given the concept of a porn star (or starlet) a thought but Kelli was right. Porn stars do provide society a wonderful service." Gosh Amber, you ladies really put that dowdy, wrinkly old Mother Theresa to shame with your good deeds! In her lifetime she had to wear the fashion equivalent of a tablecloth, it's about time "wonderful" humanitarians get to dress up and wear sexy shoes and stuff!

But, a few things disturb me about all of this. If porn stars are merely "acting out" sexual fantasies and that very little sex actually takes place, why is it then that every porn I have ever seen is full of REAL sexual acts? You may be faking your pleasure or interest., i.e.; "acting" but in fact you are really having the sexual experience, and being paid to do so. Whether or not you like it is a moot point. You know Amber, I myself have faked interest, pleasure and orgasm quite convincingly during sex but that doesn't make me an actress! In fact, I have friends who have spent their lives in theater school honing their craft. They struggle to get good roles, only to get paid peanuts for appearing in this tiny play or TV commercial. Not one of them has said "well, I wanted to do Shakespeare but it didn't work out, I'll take my acting skills and give porn a shot" I think it's a bit of an insult to those people who would rather wait tables to survive then peel off their clothes and f---/act on film to dare call yourself an actress. We all know that the "acting" in porn is abysmal and no one cares anyway, the "acting" is really just "action", so I would not be blowing your horn about it.

Finally, in this day and age of special effects in cinema, could we not begin simulating sexual acts with special effects, make up, prostheses, clever camera angles and editing? Hollywood seems to do it quite convincingly. I know they have money, but doesn't that kind of tell you something about the general opinion of porn in the mainstream? They will spend a million dollars to make it look like Tom Cruise or Meg Ryan got hurt, killed, maimed, or even got lucky in one of their films without the actor actually having to take the abuse? We buy it as real. Remember the scene in Leaving Las Vegas where Elizabeth Shue got gang raped in the motel room? Do you think they actually gang raped her? Hell, mainstream Hollywood even has to protect animals from being harmed! But you porn star actors risk HIV infection, along with other STD's and physical injuries, Who is REALLY looking out for you?

But, despite all my concerns, I have to admit, you make porn sound like such a noble profession I am considering it for myself. I have a strong desire to help society, and I think I have what it takes to be one of the wonderful few to do such a service. Plus I have dedicated my life to the pursuit of art, in particular the theater, and in that pursuit I have taken a few drama classes here and there. I am attractive, have a decent body and I like sex. Amber, do I have what it takes? I used to think about saving the environment, freeing women men and children from forced labor in third world countries, protecting animal rights. But you know, it just doesn't pay! It's all volunteer and I need money! And this porn thing, I can get paid to act and save the world? God, I am feeling warm and fuzzy all over! So, I think I'll sign on! But before I do, please enlighten me, what wonderful service would I be providing to society? I'm a bit unclear on that. I need to know what to tell my friends and family when I explain my new philanthropic career. I, too deserve the "upmost respect!"

Amber, I know you know the real story about what you are doing because you said it yourself: "As a former stripper, now college student, I was leery of working for an adult company because I really did want to clean my life up." If there is nothing wrong with your life, what's to clean up? Let's cut the crap, Amber, you have sex for money on film, end of story. You know better.

Why Is Jane So Angry?

Director Michael Raven writes: Jane says, "please enlighten me, what wonderful service would I be providing to society?"

The same service any other ENTERTAINER provides to society. Why should a sexual performance be regarded in any other manner?

Jane replies to Michael: Why single ME out ? My letter was well written and fair, I did not call anyone names or insult anyone. You said nothing to Mark and Bryan and they wrote letters filled with pure hatred. Is it because I am a woman and I dared to speak my mind? Honestly I don't think you are much different from Bryan and Mark, except you would not attack a porn star (your bread and butter). As long as we (women) keep our mouths shut (unless we are giving head, of course) and our legs spread we are REVERED, as soon as we have opinions we are "angry". I've seen this happen on this site COUNTLESS times. It's that thinking that unites you with men like Bryan and Mark. Not only that, I don't think you would have the balls to say anything to those guys. After all you are a porn director and you would not want to offend and potentially lose your customers. I am just a woman with an opinion, in your world quite expendable. Sure, porn stars are "entertainers" who have some value for being entertainers, but you have to be honest and say that their value is not very high. It may be even lower than that of a street walker as once you appear on film it can be used against you for the rest of your life, a hooker can always move to another town. I never questioned that whether or not they had value. You missed the point of my letter entirely.

Crescent Publishing Bans Johnny Scorpio

Johnny writes: Luke, I got the word today that i cannot write any more freelance material for Crescent, the reason being that I wrote about them on your site. I didn't think I said anything so disparaging about them. I was also banned from writing for Crescent after that Screw Magazine article came out, but about one year later I was asked to write some stories again. If there are any porn magazine people reading this who want any stories or articles written, I can be contacted at: johnnyscorpio@hotmail.com

David Lace Loses Another Photographer?

samanthamodel@yahoo.com writes: Hey Luke, my sources tell me that David Lace is looking for a new photographer to head up his operation in Culver City. Seems that his top-notch photographer (Dino), has just walked out on him after a year of service. (That's the third photographer to hit the ground running this year from David Lace Studios!) One moved back to Las Vegas and the other one walked to start his own operation (how many photographers does that make that has left David Lace to start their own company?).

Dino almost walked out on David at the Internext show in Vegas a couple of months back. In an effort to keep Dino on board, David purchased (while still in Vegas) approx. $10,000 worth of lighting and camera gear. Seems the bulk of their equipment was beat to hell, duct taped together, unreliable or not even working. David also put Dino on a $1000 a week salary in hopes of keeping him from leaving. What David doesn't understand is that some people can't be bought. If he would treat people with the respect and dignity that they deserve, it would cost him a hell of a lot less money and he could probably hold on to his employees a little longer.

Dino is one of the sweetest guys that I know and certainly one of the most talented shooters I've ever worked with. He was the only person there who had his s--- together and I knew he eventually would see the light and get the hell out. Dino has also shot some of my girlfriends and they think he's just the best! If anyone is in need of a talented, reliable and responsible photographer, shoot me an email and I'll forward it to Dino.

Earl Slate Back From Extended Vacation

I talked to Earl Slate Thursday evening. He said he's back from an extended vacation. He's broke and he seeks work. He says his rates are negotiable. Call him at 818-266-6951.

Curious writes: Is Earl Slate's "extended vacation" porn-speak for "incarceration"? And whatever happened to his domestic partner/violence victim, Kianna Bradley?

Luke says: Cynicism has no place at l-keford.com.

Brian writes: Luke: Your always bitchin about needing money, why don't you start charging for posts "CLASSFIEDS" like this and maybe you can make some dough.. Everyone in the industry who is someone comes to this site, I'm sure Talent would pay to be on here!

Luke Gets Male

David writes: Howdy Luke! I'm trying to find a Las Vegas dancer named Elle Vissor who runs Stripperpower.com The Network Solutions listing needs to be updated -- it doesn't reflect who really runs the site. She's an excellent poet and I'm hoping to interview her. Do you or any readers know how to get in contact with her. I can be reached at dmoye@flashnews.com

FearZeus writes: Luke, I was watching Cable and I was watching the movie "Sopornos" and I can't believe what I saw.....it's f---ing "Crazy" Bobby from Queens, NY!!!!! Luke, if you get the chance, can you pass this message on to him:

Bobby....it's me Big Joe....I was close friends with Victor and Vinny Papa from Whitestone Queens. We used to go riding in your boat and hang out at your topless bar in Queens awhile back. Listen bro, if you need some skulls to get wacked out there in L.A. let me know. Nobody f---s with a New Yorker and gets away with it. Anyway, I wish you the best for you and your family. Joe from Whitestone.

Does Luke Fantasize About Other Men?

--- luke@lukeisback.com wrote: > Yes, it is only the Torah which keeps me from having > homosexual sex.

Fred replies: Really? Sir, have you ever had sex with another male? Have you ever fantasized about having sex with another male? Have you ever desired sex with another male? If not, what makes you think that but for Torah you would ever contemplate sex with another male?

BTW, who are the "Backstreet Boys"?

Rumdar answers: Luke's Homo Fan Club.

Goddess replies: No, that would be the Backdoor Boys...

Rumdar replies: Those guys are Luke's East Coast Fan Club. Let's come up with a name for Luke's Gay Israeli Fan Club. I'm thinking.