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Wednesday, January 31st, 2001

f---GeneRoss.com

Esad writes: Dear Luke, As a matter of fair play I am now the proud owner of f---geneross.com. I hire people to run the site very shortly.

Maintaining Healthy Relationships

Adella writes: Last night’s broadcast of the Tera Show revealed how to maintain a healthy and happy relationship in the adult industry. First, Kim Chambers showed Tera Patrick her amazingly supple breasts and then Scott Styles joined them for a discussion on communication techniques, defining and respecting boundaries, creating passion, and how to keep the sex exciting. Evidently keeping LIVE web cameras up all over their home is a sure fire way to keep things interesting. If you’d like to witness the intimate details of the Scott and Kim marriage, you can tune in on line, at http://www.kimchambers.com.

Then Tera brought out her next guest, Gene Ross of http://www.generossextreme.com, disclosing to everyone that Gene was engaged to Kim prior to her marriage to Scott Styles. Kim shared the intimate details of Gene’s anatomy and gave him glowing reviews. Then she giggled as Gene reminisced about events following an intimate 6 hour discussion they shared in Las Vegas after one of AVN’s infamous award shows.

The mention of AVN opened the floodgates for some deep, thought provoking emails from Tera Show viewers. One particular email addressed Gene’s thoughts on the ‘united we stand, divided we fall’ concept. The writer wanted to know why there is so much hatred in a billion dollar industry and why Gene supports it. Gene’s reply was relatively simple, “that’s what people want to read.”

Tera professed that winning Best New Starlet didn’t change her life. She’s still the same Montana born girl that she always was. Her website, http://www.terapatrick.com is up and running and if you’d like to know more about her, she urges you to check it out. If you’d like to meet her in person, stop by the Hot Video Convention in Paris, February 16th – 20th.

Tori Coca Flame Found

Insideadult.com reports: Sharon Mitchell from AIM Healthcare called to report that Tori Coca Flame has been located. She wanted to thank Notorious Productions, Sean Michaels Productions, and Vivid for their help. She has not "had any partners" according to Mitchell.

Adult Revenue Service Selling Out?

XXX writes: Marc DeForrest is the sole owner of Adult Revenue Service (ARS). ARS is one of the largest sponsor programs, eclipsing even Cybererotica. They became famous for their $100 days, when they pay $100 per sign-up. Most webmasters know they shave heavily. Marc De's sites are doing over 5 million hits a day right now ARS has some of the hardest sites of any sponsor. There are over 50 total. Very hardcore. Marc is worried about the new Attorney General and getting busted on obscenity charges. There is a deal in place to be closed very soon that will sell ARS to a Canadien company. Marc De will continue to run the day to day but it will officially be a Canadien company. Ultra Partners is who the buyer is. They don't want webmasters to know this. Ultra is scared of losing business if it gets out. Marc De won't lose anything since the deal allows him to keep a percentage of all the profits.

Interracial Porn

goldmarx@aol.com (Goldmarx) wrote: > Well, there have been lots of obscenity trials, and how many have actually >resulted in convictions due to BM/WF content?

Pat Riley responds: It's a little late to shut the door after the horse has bolted don't you think? Are there any obscenity trials which have resulted in a list of items the jury found obscene?

> However, Cambria's memo, as far as I can tell, does not mention at least a >few supporting legal cases that would make the alleged fears of the porn >bigwigs understandable.

Pat Riley responds: It's all smoke, no fire. It's his opinion of what will attract adverse attention and since he is a lawyer with a reputation in the obscenity area one would probably be wise to pay attention.

> I would love to see/hear a debate between, say, Lexington Steele and Paul >Cambria on this.

Riley responds: Oh, yeah, that should last about 10 seconds. Cambria: trial lawyer, fast thinker, knows the subject well, good debater (by definition); versus...just what are Lexington Steele's qualifications? Oh, yes, big dick! A sucker bet.

Mike Paul wrote: >Well, *I* think it would be nice for Mr. Cambria to have to explain to >Mr. Steele why his pairing with a White woman shouldn't happen anymore.

Pat Riley writes: "Mr. Steele, you're black, she's white. Some people see that as an unacceptable pairing and we don't want to have to defend a tape like that in court." Goldmarx requested a "debate".

>Why he'd have to wait for a part with a Black or Asian woman to come up >before he could work again.

Riley: Maybe he could retire. Even better given that he's only used to hurt the girls, white and black.

>Seems like whenever just a PERSON would suffer, as opposed to a COMPANY, >nobody gives a damn...

Riley: Tell it to all the people who were laid off from CNN last week.

Blue Aphrodite

Patrick Riley writes on RAME:

BLUE APHRODITE 2000--VCA Producer/Director: Bud Lee
Featuring: Kylie Ireland, Alexandra Silk, Brooke Hunter, Julie Meadows, Adajja, Chris Cannon, Alec Metro, Kyle Stone, Steve Hatcher, Ian Daniels

Hopeless, grade-school acting. Hatcher, looking very ugly, has sculpted the title statue, which just before the unveiling turns into Kylie--almost a plumper now--who is supposed to be a re-incarnation of the goddess Aphrodite but sounds more like someone who has lived on a desert island for the last twenty years. She's amazed at how a camera functions, for example. She wants to be taken around town and is by Silk and then changes back into the statue for the unveiling. Everywhere she goes she winks and the people screw. Plot written on the back of an envelope. Hunter, Adajja, and Julie could have stepped off Jenny Jones. Whores, ready for their Bunny Ranch stint. Silk should have retired when she hit 30. No one worth screwing even in real life let alone as a fantasy object. All condoms. Kylie does the lone anal. Brooke only does a g/g (with Silk).

P.Y.T. #3

This has a good scene or maybe half a good scene and a pretty girl in the last. Otherwise it's passable all-black porn.

P.Y.T. #3 2000--Video Team
Producer/Director: Andre Madness Featuring: Ms. Paris, Jazz, Africa, Monica (black), Cashmere, Karizzma, Byron Long, Tony Everready, Lexington Steele

The title stands for Pretty Young Thing(s) but since it's done by Video Team I presume the abbreviation is to eliminate the "young" from the box. I couldn't find a boxcover on line (maybe voyager can help?) but the girl on the box is the reason I rented the movie. She's Karizzma who also appeared in Black Cheerleader Search #41 and if you watch this or that you'll see the reason why she's posed with her legs drawn up. She has obviously dropped a rug rat recently and although there's no C-section or stretch marks, her waist is nearly non existent and she has the dreaded flabby belly syndrome. Such a pity; she should have let me be the father; then I wouldn't complain. Still, very pretty.

Being Video Team there are:

No anals
Only one facial
All condom
No group sex
All girls are treated as human beings
Good make up

However Video Team incorrectly ID Byron as Tony in the segment credits to the first scene--inexcusable in the premier black company.

The format is the girl talks to the camera with occasional prompting by the director while intercut we watch her preening and stripping in the back yard. She masturbates and then the assigned stud joins her and screws her. According to the girls they are all 19 except for Monica and Karizzma who admit to 20. OTOH, Paris, Jazz, Africa, and Monica all look older than that.

Paris: in biz for a year, marginal face, thick body, small tits. Not much reaction while screwing. Byron works on her clit but just when he's getting it to emerge we cut to the screwing.

Jazz: marginal face, medium tits, flat butt, wide hips. Slightly better than Paris but still low reaction.

Africa: passable face, droopy medium tits, lithe body, animated. Tony screws her but has an "Oh, s---" reaction and pulls out. Presumably he came too soon.

Monica: tall (like Tiffany Mason) big butt, medium tits, tight waist, animated, some tattoos, marginal face.

Cashmere: I could have sworn I'd seen a Cashmere recently but I can't find her. This is the sleeper. At the start I didn't think she was pretty but she grows on you. She has small firm tits, name tattoo on her left bicep, nice smile, flat belly, tight waist, shoulder length straight black hair (I don't think it was a wig), stubbly pussy, nice skin, slightly flat on the butt.

In her interview she seems inordinately proud of the fact that she has done four movies in the three weeks she has been in the biz and loves the attention, the make up, etc. She even says that she likes the sex. Came to LosA to become an actress or a model but those jobs are hard to get and the doors to porn were open. She masturbates a little and then takes a shower (I love these scenes). Lexington arrives and waits for her to get out. She actually looks pleased to see him. He dries her by patting her down with a towel and then they kiss--lots of kissing and body fondling with her pushing into him and putting her arms around him. She has to be prompted to suck him showing that she hasn't done too many pornos and then with no rug munching they start to screw. They're still in the bathroom and the counter top where she lies makes a horrible racket. She tries to smile but with every thrust she looks like she's in agony (that should get the raincoaters buying the movie!) and it seems to be cut short. She kneels to receive the only facial of the movie which she tries to avoid.

If Cashmere hasn't been soured on the entire experience and continues it would be worth watching her again in a non-punishment scene.

Last scene has Karizzma who apart from the pretty face and belly damage, has short dirty blonde hair, tattoo on her right wrist, tattoo on her left shoulder outside, and small tits. Her motivation for being in porn is that the guys are tested every 30 days for HIV which seems to indicate that her other job might be or have been hooker. Tony screws her and she's a million miles away. At the end she looks like she's somewhere else just watching him use a disembodied pussy to generate a belly cum shot which she regards with some distaste.

Worth a rental for Cashmere provided rentals are cheap in your area and provided you don't mind fantasizing about screwing black girls.

The Paul Fishbein Page- A Journal of the Misdoings of AVN's Greedy, Scumbag, Cocksucking Publisher Paul Fishbein

From f---PaulFishbein.com:

Wednesday, January 31, 2001 Update

The great esad laughs at the pathetic little spin toadie known as Luke F-rd. ford goes out of his way to suggest that the paul fishbein/ nicis girls email i ran on this site is a fake. ford also denies being on avn's payroll. BAAAAH! ford only getting $100 from vivid? you're being robbed ford....or you're lying better look into it, the great esad says. Luke, luke, are we going to see some more credit card scam stories about vivid in the near future?????? are we, huh??? Huh????

and Nici sterling of nici's girls denies? She's a f---ing whore-pimp-panderer for christ's sake. f---in whores lie. call the cops. throw her in jail. end of story. The great esad poses this-- if this email were a faked one, why oh why, you talmud-reading jackass, would the names of these particular whores be included? Who the f--- knows who Vanessa or Chloe Jones or Brittany or victoria silvestedt whats-her-face are. a faked email would implicate well known girls to the public. pathetic, ford, very pathetic defense.

fishbein buttboy ford goes on to proclaim that a lot of the information on here is also bulls---. what part of that is bulls---, ford? Cambria collecting $5,000 for "advice"? Steve Hirsch stealing his father's mail order lists? Steve Orenstein being a public drunk? Having his license suspended? Come on, Luke. you can do better than this.

well, as the great communicator once said in his debate with jimmy carter, here we go again. proof that ford sold out to fishbein: in an email dated 12 Oct 1999, paul fishbein writes to Luke F-rd:

"Luke- not for publication. Here's a copy of an e-mail sent me 10 months ago. it was private from you to me and i never showed anyone. do you remember? everyone makes accusations. i was riding in an elevator with raylene last week. people saw me. i guess i'm f---ing her. right? Enough. I like it better when I don't hear from you. i'm too busy."

Luke responds: There will be no more accusations about your personal life on my site. NONE. Unless someone says they saw something first hand that was improper, and they will reveal themselves. i cut out about 60% of the allegations about your personal life from reaching my site....including three of those ten questions. i did not cut out enough. i was wrong. i apologize.

a large part of what i choose to run is based on my perception that the subject person won't really mind...i.e., if i thought gene or bryn would be as burned by their personal accusations as you are by yours, i would not have run them.

if they tell me to run no more, i will run no more anonymous accusations against them (unless it is first person on the record).

The crazy stuff using mafia names, accepting jesus christ...surely that is harmless for me to run...in good fun, no? If peoploe want to make wacky accusations against avn...ok...but your person, and particularly your love life is now out of bounds. and, as you request, i will not even forward the accusations to you...but simply swallow them.

i don't want you (or anyone) to feel burned by talking to me. I printed your every word, the folks who hate you would hate you and use me even if we had never spoke. i did not run the pat collins-child-in brazil stuff...and some of the more outlandish accusations.

i've had several people tell me today that you hired a technical hit man to hack my site and shut it down. i don't believe it. someone very sophisticated did effectively shut me down sunday night..."

The great esad asks, does ford slander someone who's not likely to fight back? that's the only conclusion that can be drawn from his comments. luke, read that last sentence again. know the power of esad, bitch. kneel to your master. i hold the power of life and death over you, for i am the great esad, all-wise, all-powerful!!!!! All-Knowing!!! Ha-ha-haaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

Luke replies: f---PaulFishbein.com does accurately quote from an off the record October 12, 1999 email exchange I had with Paul Fishbein. But the comments I write to Fishbein that are quoted here, are being reproduced from December of 1998. I did not write those comments to Paul in October 1999. Paul's reproducing them here, to point out how I promised not to run any more anonymous accusations about his sex life.

In October, 1999, I published accusations from Chris English about Paul Fishbein getting set up with hookers by his friend Richard Mahler in Prague, Czech Republic. I published them because someone, Chris English, had the balls to put his name behind the accusations.

Again, Nici Sterling does not run Nicisgirls.com. Nici does, a 23-year old American woman.

f---PaulFishbein.com

Esad writes: Dear Luke, As promised I read the entire f---paulfishbein.com site authored by my impersonator Bob Esad. Obviously you know it is pure bulls--- because you and I have never met or spoken and clearly we are not some part of a pro Paul Fishbein triangle as suggested by my imposter. This site is clearly a last ditch effort by Rob Black to hurt Fishidiot and AVN. This site is a fake authored by Gene Ross which I have confirmed from reliable sources. My source within AVN has told me that Fishbein has Rob Black on tape admitting that he has control over Emails stolen by Michael G. Black knows he already has serious exposure because Gene Ross ran the Rebecca Gray and Zane Emails which were stolen from stupid ass Fishbein’s computer! That is why Extreme always says that Michael G. was ordered by Fishbein to hack into emails, a lame attempt to defend his criminal activity!

Paul Fishbein a bisexual? Only if that means he likes to have sex twice a day! Paul is addicted to two things, $ and pussy! The comments about Paul’s wife looking old are interesting since most people, including me, think that she is quite hot. Fishbein needing Al Goldstein to act as a mob go between? That would be like hiring Mark Kernes to be your personal trainer! Fishbein f---ing Jenna? Maybe in his next life if gives up being an atheist and becomes a conservative jew! Maybe he can join your schul?

According to Bob Esad/Gene Ross nobody who has made it big in the adult industry, Fishbein, Hirsch, Orenstein, etc...has done it legitimately. Only Rob Black is a true American success story.............Mommy I need $35.00 to buy a new domain name and I will gladly pay you back on Tuesday! The whole Alaska address setup is to distance The Extreme Boys from the legal liablility of once again using stolen emails and creating fake stolen emails. (Niki Sterling). The Rob Black empire is a crumbling pile of s--- and Gene Ross cannot perfrom fulltime work without having to once again suck the AVN give me something to do nipple! Paul Fishbein is a genius/slash f---ing moron who will do just about anything to make a buck, ala Vince McMahon. Fishbein is being victimized by a bitter ex employee who made a very bad career decision and will be probably selling Extreme Product door to door within a few short months........There is enough legitimate dirt on Fishidiot out there without having to make s--- up. Only the f---ing morons at Extreme could make a meglamaniac asshole like Fishbein a sympathetic victim! A true tribute to Rob Black and Gene Ross! Has talented, formerly respected actor and director, Tom Byron sold his soul to the devil? Bad longterm career move, Tom. You better clean the house before Rob gets home

Bob Jones writes: I just wanted to point out, if you haven't noticed, that the layout of www.f---paulfishbein.com is identical to that of www.generossextreme.com below its ad banners. Same way of divvying up the page, same sized pictures with the same lack of relationship to content formatted the same way in relation to the text. Both have made liberal use of embedding images of documents directly on the page. They were both written using the same HTML editor, with the same settings (check the source), although it is common and that may not mean much. Portions of the f---paulfishbein.com site read and look like the Rob Black rants on www.generossextreme.com. Finally, the smoking guns: 1) Only Gene Ross, on generossextreme.com, has spoken about/made fun of Mark Kernes before f---paulfishbein.com. (This may be because nobody besides Gene Ross knows or cares who he is; I sure don't, but maybe that's because I'm not in the industry.) And 2) Only Gene Ross, on generossextreme.com, has ever expressed any moral outrage over the AVN awards. (This may be because no-one else takes them so seriously; or maybe that's just because I'm not in the industry, so I think its funny that anyone cares about the awards).

Lynne writes: When the twelve-year-olds are finished snickering over all the potty talk about Paul Fishbein, it would be nice to return to the real issues, like the negative impact AVN has had on the adult industry over the past dozen years, and how it plans to turn itself around and push "nice" sex during the Republican administration for the next few years...

Mainstream society has adopted many of the accoutrements of the porn world: fake breasts, slut/fetish clothes, an interest in anal sex...but most videotapes still don't do the numbers that the vast potential market indicates they could. Maybe because pornographers have been too busy pleasing AVN rather than the consumer?

Learning that porners have sex isn't news...learning how Gene's defection will change AVN, for better or worse, is far more interesting than speculating on Paul's putative bisexuality, so get with it, Journalist Boy, and give us the SCOOP!

RobertZicari@hotmail.com writes: Gene, You are such an idiot. f---paulfishbein.com is obviously your work. And very pathetic. When you guys have very little knowledge of designing websites and use the same tags and style because you don't know any other way, it's plainfully obvious what morons you are. Same fonts, same style, same tags, same lack of tables and cells (because it is too difficult for your dumbass). Good try Gene. Here's a suggestion: NEXT TIME HIRE A GUY WHO KNOWS HOW TO DESIGN A PAGE YOU f---ING MORON

BTW, http://wankhoying.tripod.com/index.html will be adding more later today. I got reliable sources telling me what a poor pathetic dirtbag you are Gene. I think this feeble attempt at slander and lies shows how pathetic you've become.

Geishas Aren't Hookers

Chris writes: I just wanted to correct the notion expressed on your site that geisha are like "high class prostitutes". The reason that they are not looked down on in Japan is that they are not prostitutes but rather classical artists. They practice "gei" (art) like classical music (shamisen), classical dance and classical singing. In America we could compare them to classical violinists, ballet dancers or opera singers. The mistaken notion that they are prostitutes results from their traditional patronage by rich men seeking status by association (i.e. Aristotle Onassis and Maria Callas). Their antique role as courtesans has been almost entirely taken over in Japan by bar hostesses.

BrandyAlx1: I chime in with Chris that geisha's are not prostitutes. They aren't exactly classical artists as he says, though. However, they are very highly skilled and meticulously trained "courtesans," who can converse on any subject, entertain, play light sports, and some *may* even have sex. But the real geishas are so highly revered and respected it is often considered an honor for one's husband to have an affair with a geisha. It means he must be an exceptional man. The idea that they are prostitutes came from WWII, when American soldiers were so enamored with the geisha that the local prostitutes started dressing up like them and passing themselves off as "geisha girls." The way to tell them apart is whether the obi is tied in the front or the back and the quality of the kimono. There was a fabulous documentary of geisha on A&E. The repeat it from time to time and I highly recommend viewing it.

Stop The Hate

Concerned writes: So in addition to a site dedicated to slandering AVN publisher, Paul Fishbein, there is now a site reserved for the mocking of Gene Ross. Porners! Where is your decency? Have you all gone insane? Who will fall next to this mindless character assassination?

ps Be advised that I have recently purchased the URL of f---chaimamalek.com. Any parties in purchasing it may contact me care of l-keford.com.

l-keford.com To The Rescue

Concerned writes: I know humanitarianism is not usually on the agenda at l-keford.com, but please post this poor woman's link. She desperately needs the help of the entire l-keford.com community! Readers won't you come to her rescue?

Rumdar writes: Luke Concerned would like us to help out that pretty Asian tart who is looking for a guy with nine inches. I would love to offer up something but I don't meet the minimum requirements. But you know the old joke. "She told me to give nine inches and make it hurt. So I boffed her three times and punched her in the face"

Devoto: WHERE is my end table toting woman?
Devoto: Is that Asian "Curious" for REAL?? I am well endowed, and as such, DO NOT offer free peeks at my willy for ANY person who is simply "interested" in seeing it. I would not place my self, OR CAPTAIN BUCKY on display for any person as if I were some side show freak. If she wants Captain Bucky, she can court me like ANY normal gal would. WAIT, she writes to your site asking to see LARGE COCK, and posts her picture for extra INCENTIVE, she cant possibly be normal!!
Devoto: Perhaps dinner nad a movie, THEN you see the CAPTAIN, until then NO DEAL!!
Devoto: Lastly Luke, CAPTAIN BUCKY does not stand at attention for mere on-lookers or those who wish to GAWK!
Devoto: I was thinking, IF I met this "curious" person, and Captain Bucky DID stand at attention, I would have to TRUST her. I often experience black outs when the blood flows to my genitlas due to lack of oxygen to the brain. Would I awake without my wallet?

Luke Gets Mail

Donedone@aol.com writes: Luke- As a proud tryer of many a brand of condom, I must chime in on this subject. My favorite right now is Beyond Seven. They are blue, super thin, and they hold up nicely. They fit snug on your piece, which is a bonus as well. Trojan Pleasure Mesh is another fine newer condom, I would recommend them as well. Lifestyles Ultra Thin is cool. Some of these new condoms have this huge reservoir tip which looks ridiculous, which will definitely scare chicks. Luke, thank you for banging these hoes. I am glad you are being safe, no need to catch some s---. Oh and good for the 15 year old that is hitting Stephanie Swift. That is some hot s---. All the male readers must envy Stephanie in some way, because if these guys could f--- 15 year old girls, they would, even if it is illegal. Young pussy Luke, the greatest treasure the law denies us. Heres to Thailand in 2001.

Osty writes: see how big Jenna is ? She can even make a headlines with changing her voice ! Many times I see her she sounds a lit different but who doesnt if you have the flu, got no sleep or partied the night before ? And in changing her voice shes real good....ever heard her babytalk or imitating people ? Shes real good on it and so much fun! Saw her Nash Bridges episodes last week here and the french DVD version of Wicked Weapon...she even speaks perfect German and French !!

Thomas writes: I read somewhere that tom byron was a musician. If he is what instrument does he play and is he any good.

Michael (michael@princess.uk.com) writes: We are an independent English TV company who are making a series of documentaries about sex on the internet. One of the shows is about adult film stars on the internet, which is to be shown here in England on prime time television. Can anybody tell me how to contact British Porn Star Omar? I understand he resides in LA. I have emailed him via his website but he has not replied.

Goddess writes: Lukey baby, you have been sadly misinformed. You don't NEED condoms to sit around and jack off in your apartment all day.....unless you're looking at the "no fuss, no muss" angle. Sex with REAL women? LOL....good one.

Crescent Guy writes: I love it. Stephanie Swift is doing a high school kid and he's supposed to be a VICTIM? Hell, when I was 15 I'd have given anything to be boffing a 28 year old babe like her. When I was 17 I DID have sex with a 37 year old woman college recruiter. That was the best. Was I a victim? No way! Is this kid? Hell no? Are most 15 or 17 year old girls who do it with older guys victims? I doubt it. US society is messed up. We produce tons of porn yet are very chaste, really. People think my hometown, New Orleans, is wild and wide open. Hello! I don't think so! Granted it used to be, but no more. They've "cleaned it up." Hell, too bad we're not like Holland -- no porn restrictions, 16 years is age of consent, legal drugs... Also almost no crime and virtually no sex crimes. Wanna see crime, come to the new improved cleaned up Big Easy.

I also wanted to thank you for being the sole source of info on which porn chicks are Jewesses. As a Jew myself I am fascinated to know which of "our" women are among the stars of X. A few I knew about and a few I had guessed at but some on your list blew me away. Now, knowing she's Jewish, I have a newfound appreciation for Amber Lynn! I was always a fan but always thought she was a shiksa. Now I'm in SERIOUS lust! Thanxxx, Luke.

Give Me Your Soul

Fran writes: I just saw a few secs of you on the doc. Jane has a copy. I didn't see the first half hour or so, so I am going to borrow it. This way I can study all of you little physical traits. HMMMMMM Hey are those you actual hands typing? How come you hair is short in the black and white, and long in the colour? You move your mouth in a funny little way when you talk, and you show your bottom and not top teeth.

You look so different in every scene. You certainly have the sad little boy thing going on. Is it on purpose? I know you know women go for that sort of thing. I don't mean to be insulting, but initially, I remember feeling that you seemed somewhat pathetic. Kind of a lurker. How strange to watch your mouth move, it is different than I imagined. I felt sorry for you, yet I do not feel sorry for you when we speak. I also feel, upon a second viewing, that the film could have been better. It lagged at times, lacked continuity. What do you think?

If Luke Loves Tough Jewish Chicks, He Should Love Lynne

Lynne L-patin writes: So you like tough Jewish chicks, eh, Luke? What happened to the modest feminine virtues? I think I am pretty f---ing tough to have survived the bulls--- of the porn industry, Bruce's death, a complete revamping of my life and to withstand the urge (as much as I love you) to indulge you by pretending to subscribe to supernatural, superstitious nonsense, Judaic or otherwise. Some day, when you actually love yourself for the wonderful man you are, you'll be able to formulate your own, honest personal ethical system instead of hiding behind a pseudonym and pursuing the phony values of a religion that's been dysfunctional for thousands of years.

If Luke Were To Have Lunch With Nici@NicisGirls.com?

If I were to enjoy lunch with the notorious madam Nici@Nicisgirls.com, what should I ask her? Email Luke

Devoto writes: IF you were to have lunch with Nici, the ONLY question I would ask is "HOW MUCH"?? I am not talking about the price of lunch, either. Honestly, though, I would ask how does one get involved in such a profession? Did she have a VERY influential guidance counselor in high school? Did she use Ken to pimp out Escort Barbie as a child? Or, could it perhaps be blamed on THE MAN (damn the man)? Do her parents know/approve of her chosen vocation? What training is needed? Does she have any regrets? Does she plan to stay in this business until retirement, if so, does it offer a good 401K program? Lastly, I would ask, " Fish, or Chicken?"

Brian writes: Ask her to pick up the tab and give you a piece of pussy for dessert.

Hugh writes: Ask her how many chopsticks she can comfortably fit up her ass while waging petty war against her fellow...ummm...booking agents. This might settle the question of who's the "biggest" madam in the world, once and for all.

Dana writes: Does she have all the girls she claims on her site?

Bianca Trump writes: Ask her why she lies and puts girls on her site that dont work for her. And ask her how she feels about ASF taking over all her biz. They have alotta girls, post everywhere, have girls on tour, basically they are taking aaaaaaaaaaall her biz from her. And NO I do not work for them. http://www.adultstarfantasy.com/index-enter.html

Heather Barron writes: Why does she need to rely on the commission of other women's bodies?

f---PaulFishbein.com - Unreliable Porn Gossip

f---PaulFishbein.com is highly unreliable gossip. While there are many nuggets of truth there, there are plenty of lies too and a faked email.

Now, I have good credentials as an AVN and Paul Fishbein basher. Nobody has done it longer with more joy and more details and more column inches than I.

I've believed most of Gene Ross's allegations about Fishbein and AVN on his site GeneRossExtreme.com.

But I have on good authority that that purported email from Fishbein to Nici@Nicisgirls.com in August of 1999 was faked.

Nici@Nicisgirls.com checked her email records and she's only received one email from Fishbein. That was in June of 1999, asking for her phone number.

Nici says she did not have the email Nici@Nicisgirls.com until 18 months ago, or around the time of the purported email. Nici says Paul Fishbein has never used her to procure girls. She does not remember him sending her that purported email. And Nici has never represented super model Victoria Silvestedt.

Also, I, Luke F-rd, have never been on anybody's payroll, except for what I have admitted to here. It's ludicrous to suggest that I am on AVN and Vivid's payroll. I, like thousands of webmasters, use Vivid's affiliate program. So far it's paid me about $100.

I've seen no evidence that Fishbein is bisexual. I believe that Fishbein is a straight guy and no longer engages in any kind of drug use. And what drugs he's consumed is probably average for his age (42). He may have experimented in college, but I believe that he does not do so any longer.

Kim Chambers, Gene Ross, Scott Styles On Tera Show

The Tera Show At 7:00 pm pacific time at a computer near you! Tera's scheduled guests include Kim Chambers, Scott Styles and Gene Ross. http://www.digitalplayground.com/

Steve Banan and adult model and actress Nicole Moore, will be in the audience at the Tera Show, this evening. Steve, will be covering it, for an editorial and layout he is writing on adult Internet digital shows.

From f---PaulFishbein.com: Captain Bob Esad comments: oNCE Again, the Esad impersonator shows up on Luke F-rd. Nice try, Fishbein. But it won't work. bUT ONE THING WAS PROVEN TODAY. iN 72 HOURS i HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS INDUSTRY AND IT WAS PROVEN TODAY BY ALL THE GENEROUS COVERAGE i GOT ON Luke F-rd'S SITE WHICH, OBVIOUSLY, HAS NOTHING ELSE TO REPORT ON. wHILE, fORD CAN CONTENT HIMSELF WITH RUNNING EMAILS FROM eSAD IMPERSONATORS, I'LL BE CALLING THE SHOTS FROM HERE ON END. hEAR THAT lUKE, MY LITTLE BITCH? ONLY AFTER I EMBARRASSED YOU IN PRINT DID YOU RUN THE HOOKER STORY WHICH FISHBEIN WAS QUICK TO DISMISS AS A PHONY. I GUESS THE CONVERSATION HE HAD WITH HIS STEPDAUGHTER WHO CAUGHT HIM LOOKING AT GIRLIE WEBSITES IS A PHONY, TOO.

Charlie writes: Someone teach that blithering moron ESAD how to spell. PLEASE! No wonder his name is an easy-to-remember key sequence. Hey, I'm no fan of Fishleg, but at least you can tell he made it past the 5th (that's f-i-f-t-h) grade, you d-o-u-c-h-e-b-a-g. "From here on end"? Is that how you say that?

Lee Noga Returns

Lee Noga returns to Luke F-rd Live at 5PM PST. I was with Jimmy DiGiorgio and Rodger Jacobs (rdjacobs@concentric.net) from 4-5 PM. Listen at Webmasterlive.com and join us in the chat room at www.thud.net, #live. Call In 770-967-6888.

Listen here to tonight's show. Read the chat here, it's the best part of the show. Kevin Blatt fought with Andy Edmond (kbfool).

But you should listen too, we had some great stuff.

Rodger Jacobs: "I don't see the point of Gene Ross's attacks on the integrity of Adult Video News and Paul Fishbein, because AVN is a trade publication. It exists to serve the industry...

"After 15 years of working at AVN, and job prospects [for porn journalists] are grim, Gene [should not have] ratted out Paul Fishbein... There's self loathing going on with Gene Ross that drove him to attack Paul.

"Trade magazines operate differently than consumer oriented publications. Trade magazines have a highly concentrated controlled circulation, meaning they go out free to the members of the industry they cover."

We then talked about f---PaulFishbein.com, which aims to humiliate Wicked, Vivid and AVN.

Jim: "Shouldn't Luke get residuals from all these guys? Didn't Luke start the humiliate the porn industry instinct? Isn't he the father of it?"

Rodger: "The hypocrisy... GeneRoss.com was initially put up as an antidote to Luke."

Jim: "Luke's not really the Walter Winchell of porn because Walter Winchell made a lot of money. Walter Winchell leaned on a lot of people. If you wanted Walter Winchell to not write something negative about you, you have to line his pockets... Luke ain't smart enough to do that. He ain't smart enough to send the story to the person it's about, before he prints it, and say, you know, $300 in my pocket could kill this story. Luke could be the best extortionist in this business but he doesn't have the extortionist frame of mind."

Rodger speaks quietly.

Jim: "Rodger, are you some place wher you can't talk? Are you sitting in Paul Fishbein's office?"

Luke: "Rodger, how do you think this will end up?"

Rodger: "With a drive by shooting?"

Jim: "It would be a great TV movie."

Luke: "Seriously, how will this end up?"

Rodger: "With Gene Ross unemployed... I question how employable the guy is. And porn journalism is a limited market."

Luke: "What do you think of Tod Hunter's Insideadult.com?"

Rodger: "I read it every day. It's sanitized but it's ok."

Jim: "I think he's trying to get a job with Variety or the Hollywood Reporter. He spends more time talking about mainstream than porn. And I'm sure that a lot of people appreciate knowing when the next Doris Day film retrospective will be."

Rodger: "Hey, there are a lot of closeted Doris Day fans in porn."

Jim: "Did you notice that the movies that Tod likes are the movies that the gay guys like? If he starts pushing Judy Garland on everybody or Bette Midler, we will know which way he leans.

"Rodger, are you writing your scripts with the Cambria List in mind?"

Rodger: "I keep a copy of the Cambria List right above my desk."

Jim: "You look up and double check that you're not violating the list.

"That Michael Raven must have juice [if his recommendation got Ezra Red that directing gig for Wicked]. I remember when Michael Raven was a suitcase pimp. He came into town with Sydney. He was on one of my sets. I shot Sydney. And I had to keep sending him away all the time because every time he'd step on to the set, the scene that Sydney was involved in got really tepid. Then we got rid of him. And then she'd really go at it. Then he'd come back and she'd slow down and act like she wasn't really enjoying it. And now he's a big deal."

Damn The Man

Devoto writes: Luke, Originally, I composed a letter filled with brilliance, shining with intelligence and FULL of creative ideas on how to improve your radio show. Then, I realized you have received DOZENS of such letters, each filled with great concepts of how to increase the listenership by changing your show. You have FAILED to take any of these suggestions/demands into consideration and ONLY use them as copy for your web page. BUT, should I expect someone who lives in a hovel that is overrun with sewage on a regular basis to CHANGE anything about their lifestyle?

Luke, my ONLY advice to you is DO SOMETHING with your life!! To settle for what you have now is to give in to the MAN! DAMN the MAN, and set your goals HIGH Luke, or at LEAST set SOME goals!! Look beyond the "copy and paste" mindset that you have clung to! Look past allowing half-wits to ramble on and on during a show that has YOUR name on it! Stand up to the MAN, and show him what a REAL Jew is capable of!

Luke says: Please, I beg of you, send me your original email.

Devoto writes: Luke, To achieve a better show, and therefor, reach more listeners you need to instigate a few changes. First, you should limit the time spent on any ONE guest, so as not to alienate any potential listeners. It is by NO means a coincidence that the average time length for a prime time television show is half an hour. The fact is, most people have a short attention span and you need to move to another topic BEFORE the listeners get bored. This is WHY your chats are ALWAYS superior to your show as far as entertainment value is concerned. The people in the chat room are ENGAGED and INTRIGUED by the guest for the first five minutes, then they lose interest and MOVE on to another topic to AMUSE themselves. MEANWHILE, the ghost of John Holmes rambles on for fifteen minutes.

Another tool that could be used to limit discussion length and prevent the playing of RAMBLE ON by Led Zeppelin is a simple outline. I understand that often times you do not know WHO is going to show up ahead of time, BUT, for those guests that are scheduled an outline would work wonders. Simply outline what YOU want to hear about from the guest. An addition to this could be posting the guest's name PRIOR to their appearance on your site and taking e-mail questions ahead of time from your readers. BIOGRAPHIES (short, but informative) could be provided on your scheduled guests as well, so that those of us that are only involved with porn as "spectators" would know a bit about the person.

Finally, I believe that if you require your GUESTS to fake orgasms on the air, that you should as well. What GOOD host does not lead by example? Perhaps you and Jimmy could "fake" a scene? I would NOT be aroused by this (amused, YES, aroused, NO), BUT I am sure your Canadian contingency would.

James DiGiorgio writes: well, basically, the guy's right. of course, this would require each of us to actually take some time prior to the show and devote it to the show....something that, at least for me, is tought to do as most of my time is spent doing thiings that are designed to generate revenue. it's not that i don't think the show could someday springboard into something with potential to generate revenue, but undfortunately, you and i are both livng pretty much day to day...however, i do think the guests--specially the the one's doing pure schtick or parody, should be limited. we also need to get some guests that are willing to be more outrageous. on a different note, i listened to you and lee, and while you two have a good rapport, it really needs some sort of 'spicing up' i respect the knowledge base that you and lee are coming from, but it's really a COMPLETELY different show from the one you and i are doing.

Rasputin writes: Although you are an Aussie transplant, that is in NO way a justification of your ignorance about THE MAN!! THE MAN is: the shatterer of dreams, the thieve of hopes, the physical embodiment of the establishment, the swastika to the dove, the rocky shore in juxtaposition to the freedom of the ocean, the white collar to the blue, the hate to love, music to the deaf, the corporations to nature, the leash to animals, the cuffs to the imprisoned, the palestinian to the israeli, the israeli to the palestinian, the orangemen to the catholics, the catholics to the orangemen, mcdonalds to martha stewart, martha stewart to white trash, photography to the blind, stalin to trotsky, Luke F-rd TO GOALS!

Chaim Amalek writes: To make your website more interesting, more DEVOTO please (who is he - not a porner, I hope), and less anything concerning AVN because, well, I just don't care what goes on at AVN. Use DEVOTO (might I suggest that he claim to be a seminary student in Rome?) before he too, becomes bored with l-keford.com.

PS Next week, why not have him on as co-host? Finally, it pains me to say this since so many heartfelt hopes were placed on your shoulders, but the "radio" show is pretty awful. You seem to be utterly lacking in energy even to crib from the ideas many others have given you, most of which would be more interesting than the listlessly presented gossip you rely on.

Jane writes: Luke, I totally agree with Chaim's comments about having more DEVOTO on your site and trying him out as a co-host for your show. And I couldn't agree more with DEVOTO himself - I've tried giving you ideas left right and center and like he says, you have squandered them. I still have good ideas for your show and site but do you e-mail me and beg for them? No. I give up. Maybe you respect another man's opinion more than a woman's. Whatever it is, your show needs help. In the chat we are bored silly by your guests, we yell at you to please make them stop talking and you ignore it. What's the point of being interactive if you don't use it? Give Devoto a shot over Jimmy or Lee. What have you got to lose????

Chaim writes: See "A Star is Born." This Devoto might be the Luke we have all been waiting for.

Did AVN Publisher Paul Fishbein Use NicisGirls.com?

f---PaulFishbein.com alleges this: "Paul Fishbein in an August email written to Nici's Girls (an outcall agency run by Nici Sterling, but denied by her), states: "I know Ginger (Lynn) but could not approach her. She's got her kid and a serious boyfriend. The number Stephanie left you is the one I have. She's back in town, I think the week after next so we'll try again. Sept. 2- we might actuually need three. Brittany (not Andrews or O'Connell) but just Brittany- for me. The others we are interested in are Tonya Offer, Victoria Silvestedt, Chloe Jones and Vanessa. Let me know the availability. Probably two hours, likely at a hotel in LA. Paul.""

Luke says: I do not believe that Nici Sterling has any affiliation with Nicis Girls. One well-placed source tells me that the above email is a fake. f---PaulFishbein.com has a photo of the alleged email. Fishbein and AVN are not commenting on this new site nor have AVN or Fishbein commented on GeneRossExtreme.com.

XXX tells Luke: "My guess about this new site f---PaulFishbein.com? It's Rob, Gene and Ken Wood. Remember, Ken Wood got into AVN's email system and monitored it. He says it was on Fishbein's orders. It wouldn't be surprising if he didn't also get a hold of Fishbein's tax returns, divorce agreement, etc... It's easy to go on Paul's computer and generate e-mails that say anything. Change dates to confuse, fake the e-mails. It's them. It's desperate. It's as stupid as Gene's stuff. You give them credence if you write about it (you bought in, which is what they wanted)."

Esad writes: Dear Luke, I will review the entire fishbeinwebsite and give you my comments tommorow. For starters however, Fishbein is certainly not bisexual! He has always loved redheads. He operates within the framework of law and is squicky clean when it comes to taxes. He has come out of several irs audits in the last 10 years without a hitch. Gene Ross is a well known recreational drug user and sex addict. This is why he begged Fishbein to hire him many years ago. Fishbein had done the normal recreational drug experimentation that most of us have done in our early twenties. He is not hooked on exactasy, he is hooked on making money! fishbein is the most disiplined saver in the world! I will get back to you later.......

Wayne writes: Luke, The kicker on the fake email is the name Victoria Silvstedt. She ain't a porn girl. she's a freakin' supermodel, for God's sake. And Paul Fishbein would know the names of porn girls if he were "ordering them up". Silvstedt can make more from one photo shoot or runway job than any supposed "Nici's girl" could make in a month of turning tricks. Get real!