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Wednesday, January 24th, 2001

Princess Of Porn Sparks Zoning Questions

By Marc Caputo, Palm Beach Post Staff Writer
Wednesday, January 24, 2001

WEST PALM BEACH -- The new girl on the block charges $1,000 an hour for a date and calls herself "The Italian Princess of Porn."

And neighborhood leaders in Northwood Hills say they don't care.

What stole their hearts wasn't "Bianca Trump's" 220 adult movies or the $40 she charges for an intimate glimpse of her on the Internet. Instead, the 28-year-old, who asked that her real name not be published, became the neighborhood darling by cleaning up the streets, reporting code enforcement violations and publishing the neighborhood newsletter. Read On

BrandyAlx1: Did you see that Bianca admitted her "live" and "at home" webcams were neither live nor at home? I think people should start demanding refunds.
BrandyAlx1: "Trump said the Web business isn't operated out of her home and that the "live" sex acts are "marketing." She said the broadcast isn't really in her home, doesn't always involve her and is pre-recorded. She said the "video feeds" are routed through a main computer network in Los Angeles."
BrandyAlx1: He obviously didn't do much research. The charges against her weren't dropped. The police bungled the case like the LAPD
BrandyAlx1: Well, I wrote to the reporter and gave him a list of URLs and links to Bianca's own statements, other articles, etc., where, had he been a good reporter, he would have found out the truth about her. I think she gave him a couple of free passes for him to say something nice, if you know what I mean.
BrandyAlx1: Whoa! Just read that whole Bianca fabrication. Her neighborhood is a "fixer-upper" not at all affluent.
BrandyAlx1: The assessed market value of her house is only $97,000
BrandyAlx1: She doesn't appear to be on the home owner's association board, either.
BrandyAlx1: The whole thing started when someone filed a complaint with the commissioner about her activities.
BrandyAlx1: The reporter found the letter at the commissioner's office and thought it would be an interesting story.
BrandyAlx1: I guess because she's a class A stalker, she thinks everyone else is like her. I had nothing to do with this.
BrandyAlx1: Oh, and they said nice things about her in the community when he asked about "[real name]" and THEN they changed their tune when he told them who she really was. On of the people on the association board is a police officer with VICE!

Brandy writes the reporter Marc Caputo:

The charges of armed robbery were not dropped against Bianca Trump. It went to trial and the police bungled their case much like the LAPD bungled the O.J. Simpson case. She was involved; everyone knows it. You also left out that her income is predominantly from prostitution rather than your statement that is was internet and dance appearances.

On her own web site she said, "SEPTEMBER 20TH, 2000.....The Bianca Trump play book has changed rules. I have reached a burn out stage. I am tired of being the blunt of every ones flames and rumors. Until further notice I will not be making any new xxx videos. I will no longer participate in any news group postings of any kind. I will no longer be a member of any yahoo or other fan clubs.... All I have left to offer is a few things on my web site. My live cams, photo gallery photos (some of which will be hard core), the video clips section, chat room, merchandise section, and the other friends porn stars gallery content. I will continue to see clients for escorting, but ONLY locally. Last but not least, I will only be doing feature dance appearances once a month.....if that."

You also quoted her as saying her webcams were pre-recorded. She's either lying to you to avoid getting busted for the sex shows, or she has been lying to and ripping off people... again. Her many article on internet newsgroups discuss how she was modifying her home so that her whole life can be on the webcams and she can do live shows. Italian magazine Noctura (?) was going to do a feature on her as the "Italian Princess of Porn." THEY did their homework and found out she's not even Italian.

As for me, I responded to one of her internet newsgroup articles where she was making a plea for people to send her money for a correction in her breast implants. She was blaming the industry for making her get them and doing a variety of things "to" her, and I responded that she needs to take personal responsibility for her actions. Since that time her harassment and stalking of me has been non-stop. She squatted my domain name (and others, asking them to pay to get them back), posted articles accusing me of having HIV, posted my real name, address, phone number, birthdate and social security number, saying that I was available for incall, no appointment. She then set to find out where I was working and informed my employer that I had been a porn star, even though I had retired 7 years earlier, and threatened them with really bad publicity unless they fired me. Which they did. I worked for Forest Lawn as a senior secretary in the executive offices for three years until Bianca Trump got mad at what someone wrote about responsibility! Is that really the type of person you wanted to paint as fresh as a daisy in your article? I think maybe you should have spent a little more time researching her before publishing.

Marc Caputo writes Brandy Alexandre: Thanks for the info. However, our FDLE files show the charges were dismissed. True, she was arrested twice, once on 4/27/95 (simple prostitution) and once on 6/7/95 (armed robbery). My editors generally shy away from sex-related stories, so I was lucky to get what little space I had to devote to the topic. Thanks for the second paragraph. I'll make a note of it. As for your third graf, I understand she appears to be lying about the live shows. That's why it's in the story. Is she Italian? I doubt it. Some people say she's a Slav. She's also not a princess. But like the Italian thing, I didn't check any royalty registries because it wasn't germane.

Bianca Trump writes: In the last few days, I have become a subject of much speculation and gossip in the Palm Beach community. Such sewing circle discussion is part of the First Amendment and basic American rights, but so is my right to privacy and protection under United States libel and slander code.

I have heard terms such as "prostitute," and "live internet sex shows" used by reporters at the Palm Beach Post, and that’s what disturbs me. Based on an anonymous e-mail I believe was sent to the Post by a specific individual who’s hobby it has been for years to toy with my life, the paper has set out on a crusade to uncover this great investigative story, using these scandalous terms. Unfortunately for them and their shot at a Pulitzer Prize, stories of my life have been greatly exaggerated.

Do I work in the sex industry? Yes. I have been performing in adult films since 1989 under the name Bianca Trump, and have subsidized that income as an erotic dancer. I have also been running an adult website for the past X years, through which I do broadcast video streams from my home. However, I hardly put on the "live sex shows" that have been so speculated about. A more accurate description would be that I have live cameras in several rooms of my house, which broadcast my normal daily life, sometimes clothed and sometimes not. There have been no partnered sexual acts broadcast over the website.

The real catchphrase in this whole ordeal seems to be "escorting," which could not be farther from the truth. I am a professional who does work in the sex industry. But if that qualifies my home as a brothel, every apartment building in the San Fernando Valley would be guilty of the same crime. Where this speculation came from, I don’t know. For my house to be a brothel, it would by definition need to house performance of sexual acts in exchange for money. Unless my pet Doberman is running a side business behind my back, I’m not aware of any prostitution in my house.

The City Zoning has closed my case as of 5pm today! The have determined that their are NO zoning or licensing laws being broken by me. Case Closed!

While I am not the most innocent person and many of my neighbors and peers may frown on my lifestyle, the words being associated with me are altogether off-base and completely inaccurate. If the Palm Beach Post or any other media body wants to run with this story as it stands now, based on some very flimsy and unsubstantiated anonymous reports, let them keep in mind that libel, slander and public disclosure of private facts are all still crimes in the United States, and I will fight to protect the privacy of my home.

Personal privacy has long been considered one the basic rights of an American citizen, and one I hold in the highest regard. In 1886 the Supreme Court stated that the 4th and 5th Amendments collectively "provide protection against invasions of the sanctity of a man’s home and the privacies of life." I am a private citizen entitled to the same rights as all of you, and I implore all of my critics to understand the truths of my life before they insist on being experts on it.

Channel 5 just did an interview with me that will air on the 11pm news....which to is behind me and against the Post's article.

Also as far as the letter Mrs. Alexandre wrote to all the association board members....I think she is finding that their replies to her are not to her benefit....They see her as the twisted obsessed person she is.

Bianca says: "Do I work in the sex industry? Yes. I have been performing in adult films since 1989 under the name Bianca Trump, and have subsidized that income as an erotic dancer. I have also been running an adult website for the past X years, through which I do broadcast video streams from my home. However, I hardly put on the "live sex shows" that have been so speculated about. A more accurate description would be that I have live cameras in several rooms of my house, which broadcast my normal daily life, sometimes clothed and sometimes not. There have been no partnered sexual acts broadcast over the website."

Brandy says: But her own notice to her mail list members said (several of them keep me posted):

There will be a live sex show with myself and porn star Sunset Thomas on my live web cams during the weekend of January 26th.We are also available as tag team escorts during her stay here in South Florida....and as always we are also available separetly. Email me for details. The link is provided below. There will also be a live cam sex show with myself and Porn Stud Zack Adams on the weekend of January 26th. The show times will be posted only in the members area of my site......so if you are not a member JOIN NOW!

I will be in Las Vegas On January 29th - February 3rd shooting 2 new XXX videos. I am taking client appointments during my stay. I will also be in New Orleans during Mardi Gras at the end of February. I will also see clients during this vacation. Rates and details can be found at http://www.biancatrump.com/escort.html If interested email me at bianca_trump@hotmail.com.

Sunset Thomas Writes:

Hey Luke, First time writing to you. Seems you have a busy site. Don't really have any comments about whats going on. Just wanted to let Brandy and my fans know, that I wasn't threatening anyone or using vulgar statements. On your site, it said I was gonna beat up someone (Bianca) and called HER a cunt. Noone else, and it was a joke. I was just playing, because Brandy said we might be having a spat. I have nothing against Brandy. Brandy has said nothing against me before and I hope she understands that that joking comments were not directed at her. I try to get along with everyone. I don't really know her. And what is between her and Bianca is none of my business. Let Brandy know, those words weren't towards her, as it seems, she has thought. I am nothing like Jenna, and I didn't even know Jenna was that way. I get along with her and she seems nice to me. I also wanted to say to you, Luke, keep up the good work and good luck with your continue success with your site. Always wet n wild and really horny, Sunset

P.S. There is a rumor going around that I am getting fat. It is not fat, IT, is a baby. I am pregnant and happy. I wanted to have a second child before I got too old. The father is an ex-boyfriend of mine. I am interested in doing some pregnant videos and I still do private shows. Some men have fantasies about being with a pregnant woman and I am extremely horny while I am pregnant. Men are telling me I even look more beautiful now.

Mark writes: Luke, I love whores and sluts like the next guy but please draw the line somewhere! Its one thing to sell your ass for a living but its another thing to sell ass while your pregnant. I can see it now, little Johnny grows up and asks “Mommy, why are there all those bumps on the top of my head”. Then Ms. Thomas’ current suitcase pimp/boyfriend replies “Its probably from all the guys banging your mom when she was pregnant”. Let me guess, her rates have increased!!! I have seen on other websites that she charges $1000 per session? What f---ing moron would pay $1000 for her? Vegas is over flowing with better looking girls who charge half of that. Who ever is paying a grand for her deserves to lose their money. Lets see, in Vegas you have Minka($500), Deena Duo ($500), Cindy Spice ($500), Lisa Storm ($300) and so on and so on... I might pay Sunset $1000. In monopoly money!

Sunset replies: Don't u just love controversy! There are alot of prettier girls than me and there are alot of prettier girls than Cindy Crawford. But u r not paying for pretty girls, you are paying for a pretty pornstar named Sunset. Too bad the gentleman that replied don't know nothing about pregnant women. We are much hornier when we are pregnant and the babies don't get bumps on their heads. It is very normal for women to have sex up until they have birth. This is a fantasy business and once again I am providing a first. First at the brothel and now this. I use protection, so this is not hurting the baby. Sorry it offended the gentleman, but there are others it won't offend. Its natural. Just like sex. By the way, at this time, I have no boyfriend.(Or pimp). Sunset

I know for a fact of 6 others girls (some pornstars) who still did private shows and video work while they were pregnant. Check out the fastest selling videos in pro-ams "READY TO DROP". The series has been on the top selling lists for the last 10 years. Somebody must love these videos.

NikkiFritz.com

Glancing through the February issue of AVNOnline magazine, I found a review of NikkiFritz.com which awarded the site perfect scores. Nikki Fritz incidentally runs AVNLive.com.

Al Goldstein Aggrandizes Himself At AVN's Expense

AVN has debuted its first column by Al Goldstein. Even though the column says it's written by Al Goldstein, it's a lie. It's not written by Goldstein. He has his employees write it up while Al smokes pot.

Al Goldstein's "Screw You" commentaries are similarly written by others.

Mutual Contempt Society

Id writes on the ExtremeAssociates.com message board: What do you expect from pornographers? They are all scumbags. They have nothing but contempt for the people who consume the product they manufacture. The exploited exploit the exploiters. I'm gonna keep watching though. It's fun to jerk off to.

Nicole writes: Luke, Now Extreme Associates has a policy of forcing the writer to ask the webmaster for a password to post notes on its message boards. I guess they couldn't handle the deluge of messages criticizing their website or criticizing the fraud that is Rob Black. It's funny because you can say that this is probably the death of their message boards. Posts will now trickle in, not the flurry it once was. Extreme are nothing more than a bunch of chicken s--- bitches hiding from free speech because they couldn't handle the bad-mouthing. Just like Rob Black, the biggest, whining whore in the porn kingdom.

Matt Zane Attracts Gay Interest?

Jon Payne writes on the ExtremeAssociates.com message board: I was just on ebay and saw an 8x10 pic of Matt Zane described as being of gay interest.ha ha ha ha ha..... how true..how true.That little long haired fairy has got a gay following....its about time he came out of the closet and embraced his followers. Coming soon from Zane Video:BACKDOOR SLUTS-men who sweat together..get together.

A Guide To The Perplexed

Devoto: Luke, do you have time to answer a personal question?
Devoto: In your NEW role as my moral leader?
Luzdedos1: yes, my son
Devoto: With the new TECHNO revolution, there has been an upsurgence of internet based relationships. At least to the extent that people are now using the internet to meet potential mates. Although some do not use it for that purpose alone, and sometimes, it just happens. BUT what is your opinion on these relationships?? In light of the fact that individuals use the internet to gratify their SEXUAL urges, can one use it to find ROMANCE?? I am anxious to hear your opinion on this.
Luzdedos1: Yes
Devoto: ONE word ?? That is all?? The prophet has spoken a response to a well written paragraph in ONE word? Devoto: Sometimes the simplest things are the most beautiful.
Devoto: On a side bar, Chaim refers to me INDIRECTLY as a mindnumbing inbred?
YET he goes on to use phrases like "absof---inglootly killer"?? WHAT the hell?? His mind is ALREADY numb!
Devoto: AS for inbreeding, isnt Judaism the religion that urges it's followers to "keep it in the tribe"??
Devoto: FURTHERMORE, if my memory serves me correctly, wasnt he the one URGING the fake orgasm on?? BEGGING for vegetales to be introduced??
Devoto: I think Chaim needs to get his ass out from behind that computer monitor and get some sunlight, he is obviously in need of REAL human interaction!!
Devoto: What is worse, a mind-numbing inbred guest, OR one who wastes two hours of his life listening to him??
Devoto: Chaim needs to relax, get some therapy and TOUCH his inner child (God knows no one else will)!
Devoto: WELL Luke, I would love to sit here all day and give you GREAT copy for your site and learn the wonders of morality from a fine upstanding leader like yourself, BUT, duty calls and I must go register for classes to further my secular education. ANY input you would like to offer as my self-appointed moiral leader on what classes I need to become an MORAL person and achieve the "good" life?
Luzdedos1: Yes, go to your local orthodox rabbi and ask him to convert you
Devoto: I am too well endowed and too poor to be converted.
Devoto: Perhaps when I graduate from law school and get a penis-reduction??
Luzdedos1: The Fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom, my son
Devoto: Read Kant and realize that it is FAR better to act in accordance with duty for duty's sake, RATHER than for fear of the consequences if one acts otherwise!
Luzdedos1: Why?
Devoto: It ALL goes back to MOTIVES
Devoto: If I am acting in a MORAL way because it is the RIGHT way to act, or if I am acting in a MORAL way because I fear the consequences of acting differently.
Devoto: For example, WHO is the more righteous person, those who do not kill because it is MORALLY wrong to do so, or thoise who do not kill because they fear being punished?
Devoto: ALWAYS question your motives Luke!!
Luzdedos1: How does one know what is right?
Devoto: WELL, it depends on what school of thought you believe in. Rationalists would argue that the knowledge of the RIGHT is inherent and inate, while empericists would argue it is learned through your observation of society and trial and error. Devoto: I believe it is a combination of BOTH. That is the benefit of not being a Jew, is that I have the LUXURY of mixing and matching theological doctrine and philosophical thought to create a recipe that is DIVINE!
Devoto: In essence, it is quite similar to what you do, having a porn site that would seem to some IMMORAL, but justifying it with your adherence to and praise of Judaic principles. It SEEMS hypocritical, but is it REALLY??

Last Night's Show Sucked - Listen To Amalek If You Want To Make It Better

Chaim Amalek writes Luke about Luke F-rd Live: Sorry, but last evening's show was the worst one yet. Mind-numbingly boring inbred guests who appear neither to have much of an ability to think nor to speak, dull topics, weak hosting. You can not market yourself to a real media outlet with swill like that. You need to plan these shows better, and be MUCH more judicious in your choice of guests and topics. It should not be that the chat room is 100 times more interesting than the audio portion, but it is.

JimmyD is funny at times, but he does not really understand the sort of guests who might make a show like yours work. And you, if you are really the host, need to get some more testosterone flowing into your veins. You seem to disappear from the scene for long stretches of time, and the show is not long enough for these to be bathroom breaks.

So, here again is my advice. Do not rely on porn alone to provide the topics for discussion, as discussions of depictions of other people having sex really are not that interesting week after week after week. Get yourself some real guests, like say, someone from the FTC or the IRS to discuss fraud in the business. (Luke, this would be an absof---ingloootly killer topic. I'll bet you could get someone from these fine federal agencies to appear, too.) Sponsor a debate between some flighty new-ager and a Roman Catholic priest on the sin of porn. Interview the victims of the porn biz, assuming there really are any. There are lots of things you could do, but ALL require some EFFORT on your part. This weak noodle neurasthenic crap is not going to cut it for you forever. I mean, you turn 35 years old soon, do you not?

Marc writes: i second that emotion. i think one of the compelling points brought up by mancow is how porn that demeans women cannot possibly be the work of heterosexuals. that's a good point--one worth exploring but, indeed, you need to demonstrate more testosterone to make it. luke, you need to sieze upon what's really happening ... there are plenty of topics that LF.com touches on that no other media, of any form, is dealing with. what about a discussion about rabbi shmuley boteach's valentine's day shindig at carnegie hall, hosted by michael jackson? or the story from yesterday about a porn movie being made at yale? i think you need to pump up the morality aspect--theoretically (or metaphysically) speaking you shouldn't take your yarlmuke off when doing a program.

Jimbo writes: Hey Luke, Sorry that Chaim Amalek didn't like the small exerts in lastnights show. Yes it was not planned too well but you did however wind up with a small interview of Joe Redner the owner of Mons Venus here in Tampa. Not also did he speak with you luke but he said for you to call him back some other time . I am sure if it were something that were planned out that you could get a much better interview of him! Yes I do agree that JimmyD does joke and have fun with the guests and the topics but what good talk radio show does not have a cohost like that. Things have to be lightened up from the serious mode sometimes! I do wish that it could have turned out to be a little more interesting for your listeners. By the way Luke you can now check out Tabatha Jordan at a url that I have and forworded to her site for her to use www.voyeurstore.com.

Rumdar writes: First of all you guys better stop implying I am queer. I was yanking my unit to bra adds in my mother's Sears catalog before I knew what homosexuality was:) But I get your point. I would like to see a return to a "kinder, gentler" type of sleaze, hopeless romantic that I am. More Wutheing Heights, less gaping buttholes and eating s---. As for Luke, both Marc and Chaim, make good points. Had we not been entertaining ourselves in the chatroom with bimbettes Lynne, Brandy, and Sherry the so called "show" would have been a real snoozer. But as we strive to offer suggestions which will hopefully launch Luke into the "main stream" as it were, we have to ask ourselves this. Is Luke ready? Does Luke have the drive? Is Luke content with 39K a year, a Roth IRA and Jeffrey Dahmer's van (and the rejection of Jewish women everywhere) I offer up an interesting article in the Jan/Feb Details Mag. One Michael Essany (Jew?) an 18 year old Rupert Pupkin (King of Comedy) who lures mainstream entertainers like Jeff Foxworthy to his parents house where he has his own studio set up (A la Rupert)..The kid wants to take over when Jay Leno retires. He is driven. He is a lad on a mission. Does Luke have what it takes? Luke, do you?

Luke says: I have the drive, just i'm sick a lot, like now...again...

Rumdar replies: Sorry buddy... Do you think your sickness is somewhat mental? Why don't you try and get out more? Walk around. Eat. Go to the gym. Take the air. All joking aside. I wish you felt better. I hate to see anyone not feeling well.

This may the time you give up the column and become an Amway salesperson. Naaaa! You are l-keford.com goddamnit! If they can't handle that they will just have to dis-invite you. Then pick up a few protein bars and look for a Philippino singles mixer. You'll be much happier.

PornGossip.com Steals Stories

Gilles writes: How do you like the idea that the porngossip site takes your stuff. I know you take some stuff from other sites but at porngossip the don't give you any credit. The way they wrote it, it's like they did the work and wrote it themselves.

Luke says: PornGossip.com takes stories that other people wrote, but gives no credit to the original source. Instead they rewrite things to make it look like they originated the story.

Here's an example of how they ripped off Gene Ross:

Posted by Reporter:

We spoke this morning to Max Hardcore who didn't seem too fazed by circumstances Friday which ended a long-standing business relationship with Legend. It seems Max was more preoccupied about techno upgrades to his site, maxhardcore.com then stweing in his juice.

Max: "I've got a new computer and some new digital photography that we're working into the system. It's really nice. I love new technology and I've always been a tech freak. We've got new cameras and gear. The last couple of years, one of our sayings has been we want to make this stuff look like cartoons, it's so bright and colorful. The elements we've been using are intense light and really good cameras. The look you get is amazing. So we're moving forward on that.

Luke says: PornGossip.com spoke with nobody. Gene Ross spoke with Max Hardcore and published the story on his site. I have taken material from other sources over the years, and ocassionally forgotten to give credit. But 99.9% of the time, I credit my sources.

Women Enslaved Into Pornography?

GHENT, Belgium, Jan 24 (Reuters) - The European Union's top justice official appealed on Wednesday for a coordinated fight against human trafficking and said countries wanting to join the EU must tighten their laws.

Justice and Home Affairs Commissioner Antonio Vitorino told an international conference on organised crime that about half a million women and girls fall victim to human traffickers in the EU every year. "It is appalling that in the Europe of the 21st century such modern forms of slavery are still widespread, even increasing," Vitorino said.

Many of the women are enslaved into prostitution, pornography, or forced labour, he said.

Australian Porn Mafia

Dominic (Daniel Hicks?) writes: Nice story in the Bulletin magazine (January 23, 2001) What gets me is that you [Greg Lasrado?] named the other three major players in Brisbane. Don't you get it you stupid f---. People like the: - Australian Tax Office - Queensland Government - Australian Broadcasting Authority - Fred Niles (Religious Crusader) - and many other nasty bastards would all want to take people in the Porn industry down.

As far as I know, you are leading a one man mission to f--- up porn for everyone in Brisbane. The only reason I can see you trying to do this, is to make sure you and your friends are the only big dicks standing. If you can scare off the other Brisbane guys because they have families etc, you win. You are truly one of the most cruel and vindictive bastards I have ever come across I would post some of the junk you said to the Bulletin reporter, but it would probably only serve your cause.

And shame on you Luke for letting a fellow journalist smear the reputations of other Brisbane operators. You know full well that Shadow is the reason for people in Brisbane getting a bad name. The other Brisbane operators all keep quiet and do their deals just like any other web master in the world. Sometimes they get close to the line, but they don't crash through the line like Shadow does.

Shadow - pull you head in. You and your new CEO keep telling everyone your not in porn anymore. So f--- off. And to Shadows new CEO. You once asked me not to pursue Shadow, because of the collateral damage I could cause you and the other staff within your group. Try reading the Bulletin article, and guess what damage your boss is doing to others - including YOU!

XXX from Brisbane replies: hahahaha expose daniel hicks for what he is..... only joking. industry is pretty quiet at the moment. signups are good but nothing new really happening. yeah that reporter contacted me and asked me some questions, not a bad guy actually. he already knew all the other players, dean scott and jon. As Daniel said i named them, i did not, and it is no secret to who operates out of brisbane is it. Also who is this "porn mafia" would one day like to know????

Here are some excerpts from the January 23rd, 2001 issue of the Bulletin:

One of Lasrados' specialties - and his company does consultancy work for everyone from sex operators to mainstream commercial groups - is in "traffic": i.e. getting people to visit sites via advertising and exit links.

Take on-line gambling, from the Lasrados theory of marketing. "If you are already on a [pay] porn site, you already have your credit card in your hand - that makes it pretty easy to get traffic through to gaming sites," he says.

For a bloke who started out in a shop selling personal computers, and now talks of his luxury cars, Gold Coast property and the like, it ain't bad. Lasrados moved from PCs to become an internet service provider (ISP). "I quickly realised that about 85% of my traffic was going through to porn sites," he says. "I flew to Sydney and went and bought every sex magazine I could find and scanned the images."

...Lasrados also vigorously denies borrowing content from other sites.

Luke Gets Mail

Jack writes: Read your "Geeks" feature [Webmaster Gossip] today. Did you know that Piccionelli was Brian Shuster's attorney all through all the XPics fiasco! I heard he made millions off XPics.

Devoto writes: Luke, I am not one to go around pointing out the MISTAKES of others (or at least I don't admit it) BUT, I found it FUNNY that one of the prostitutes on your sites that claims to offer "intelectual" conversation misspelled the DAMN WORD!! WOW, where do I sign up? Anyone offering smirt talk? If she is as HALF assed about getting her "medical" check up as she is about using her spell check, it will SURELY be an AFFAIR to remember (at least until the penicillin kicks in).

Gordie writes: I think that "adult" banners, similar to the ones on your site, are going to be the hook for anti-porn lobbyists to validate their complaints. Really, thats all Ashcroft needs (if he gets office) is someone to come to his door with the right key. I am working to ensure that our website is as "clean" as possible at the doorfont; and we have NEVER sponsored banners or "exit panels" on our homepage, that we cannot control the content of. Its the idiots that don't have any experience in the porn industry that put the rest of us at risk. Look at most adult websites; its as if they think showing pictures of tits to the general public is legal.

Heather Barron writes: "Luke, Since when did you become a prostitution advertising site? JR Carrington...Sonya ....this is all one big blur...you mean porn doesn't pay and you can make the same money in your pjs by 3pm as one of jim south's girls could in a day sucking dick for 8 hours and having to pose for boxcovers. why don't we just legalize prostitution and merge luke with the big dog [BigDoggie.net]. that way he can move to Florida, bask in the sun and we can see the birth of PornDog.Net, motto: "Corn is better on the cob. And dogs fear nothing, not even the Metro Mob."

Tony writes: The radio show you did scared me. Those people were out to get the porn ind. And you!!! those people were darn right mean and resentful...........Take a visit to ginger lynns web sight. What I see I can not believe..!! She is having a contest.Before you can enter you have to become a member at her wbsite. The contest is that you enter her ws, then if you get picked you get to pay 1000 for the date. What kind of contest is that. Maybe the 1984 ginger lynn, but not the 2001 . Thtat would be like going out w/ my mom!

Marc writes: sorry to hear you're not well ... maybe getting an inconspicuous jewish community-type job (or at least volunteer thing) will perk you up--give you the kind of legitimacy you'll need with your shidduch. (hey, you only hafta do something once to claim that you do it. i hate giving advice but there it is.)

JR Carrington Getting Married, Get In Quick While You Can

StripperFan writes on BigDoggie.net: "Last week I visited with JR Carrington when she was dancing at a local strip club. We talked for about an hour. She told me her escorting days are coming to an end as she's getting married on Feb. 14. Some guy left his wife and kids for her. JR said that if any one wants to see her, they still have a few weeks left. I guess it's OK to escort with strangers when you're engaged just not when you're married."

Fast Eddie writes: "Boy, if she had a lot of rules in the past, just think how the sessions will be now that she's a "lame duck". I think I'd pass on being one of the last!"

KO writes: "This will be her 5th marriage to some suger daddy. She'll have a kid retire for a year and get back at it. She already has 3 kids."

Bianca Trump In Palm Beach Post

Bianca Trump writes: There is an article being written in the Palm Beach Post about me either on the am paper or the day after. It seems my stalkers plan to destroy me in my community backfired on her only to make me out to be the good and lawful person I am....Tell her thanks for all the additional traffic I will be getting! The mold about what people think porn stars are has finally been broken. Little did anyone know how involved I am politically in this community. I am an asset to this neighborhood. And with the 100's of letters faxes and emails the staff writer got during his investigation...........the only thing that has come of this is good.

BrandyAlx Did Bianca Trump and Sunset Thomas have a spat? The escorting, appearance, and webcam pages are all off Bianca's web site after heavy promotion of the two of them together.

Luke says: I've talked to Bianca and she denies any spat between her and Sunset Thomas. They're off Tuesday evening to a tittie bar to have drinks with porner Jim Gunn.

Listen here to my conversation with Bianca.

Bianca: "Maybe you should take Brandy's thing down... Sunset's standing half naked in front of me. We certainly aren't in any kind of spat. We're still doing our thing."

Sunset yells in the background: "I am going to come beat you [Bianca] up. I can't stand you, you cunt."

Bianca laughs: "She's f-cking with me. She's trying to live up to the rep going on now.

"No, those things were just taken down because of the newspaper articles tomorow. I don't think that was pertinent information that all of Palm Beach County needed to be seeing. If my community wanted to outlaw me, that was one thing, but I thought it was tasteless to involve her in it. I deserve my privacy..."

Luke: "What's the article about?"

Bianca: "Somebody sent an email to all the city commissioners who in turn said there was nothing they could do about all of her activities. She's not breaking the law. She then sent it to the Palm Beach Post that started an investigation about me. Accusatiosn that I was running a brothel and a studio of live sex shows out of my home.

"So, once the guy doing the investigation was able to speak to people at city commission meetings which I attend, and was able to speak to people in my community. I am a board member of the association [in Palm Beach]. And he was inundated with the fact that everybody knows what I do for a living and nobody could give two s---s. They still consider me an asset to the community. And how politically involved I am and how much political work I do within this community. Nobody had anything but positive things to say to me.

"So it started as a slander article... Hold on one sec, this phone has not stopped in two days... It has basically turned into an article where, God forbid, porn stars can be normal people and involved in politics and do good worthy things in their community and be fine people that people respect. And they're plugging the website and the whole nine yards and they graciously are not going to print my address or my real name. And they're doing a big front page article about it. Apparently the Sun Sentinel has been calling, and what's to pick up something on it, as well as the Miami Herald.

"It's blown up, chaotic, and made people be outside my house. The reporters and Entertainment Tonight... I've scheduled a press conference for tomorrow morning. It was the only way I could get people out of my community. Get these people out of my fricking street.

"It's a little bit of a touchy weird subject because of the community I live in. We are one of the most affluent neighborhoods in the country. I live blocks from Donald Trump. It's not a normal thing for a girl like me to be in a house like this in a neighborhood like this."

Luke: "What's your involvement in the community?"

Bianca: "I am the association representative. I go to all the City Commission meetings. And I deal directly with code enforcement and our neighborhood...officers and I write out newsletter.

"Put that Sunset and I are all booked up... We're busy already so there's no sense doing any more advertising. We're on good terms and getting ready to head out to a titty bar with Jim Gunn and have a few cocktails.

"Sunset's so innocent. She says, 'I don't understand why somebody would put on there that we're fighting. Why?' That's Brandy honey. We've been best friends since we got in the business nine years ago..."

Brandy writes: "It was just a question. Someone wrote to me and said that her hooker pages were all down and I knew there was some promotion about her and Sunset doing a tag team so I thought it was odd. Just curious. Gee, Sunset sounds just like Jenna Jameson. Do they think men admire women who run around threatening to beat people up and calling them vulgar names? I thought Sunset had class. I have always said nice things about her and only thought her choice in friends was questionable, and now it sounds like running with the wrong crowd is rubbing off on her. What a shame."

Amused writes: I chuckled when I read Bianca Plump's claim that she was a "lawful person." Which Florida community legally allows Bianca to exchange sex for money?

Amilleanno writes: BIANCATRUMP I WOULD LIKE TO SEE HER GET SPANKED RED ON HER BIG ASS SHE MUST BE 40 YRS OLD NOW .. IS SHE STILL HOOKING ?? THEY WILL PUT HER IN THE SLAMMER FASTIN THAT TOWN ' SHES IN

Domonique Simone Gets Bad Review

BD writes on BigDoggie.net: i am writing this in refrence to my session with dominique simone in san francisco appx. 7 days ago.we all know that dominique's best friend pornstar olivia and her problems at the avn awards in vegas(this is documented on this site).well lets just say dominique has the same problem if not worse.this was well evident in my session with her.i am shocked that a good company like body miracle would put up with this from one of there employee's(i don't blame body miracle for this since i used them in the past and will again).with the rates us as clients pay to see these ladies i hope you feel the same way and we don't need the hassles or problems that dominique's troubles can bring with her.i see on this site she will be working the super bowl in tampa.we as clients work hard for our money so my advice is to spend in wisely and have a good time.we are all big boys and can make our own decisions but don't say yo have not been warned.

Best Sure Bet In Tampa For Super Bowl Week - Sonya

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Mr Mayor Rob Black

Esad writes: Word on the street is that several parents of the school where XPW ran its last wrestling show from are "EXTREMELY'" upset that a porno/ wrestling company was allowed to use the school for private enterprise. Sources also tell me that Rob Black's deal in which he bragged about owning his own arena has fallen thru due to the normal lack of funding at Extreme. No s--- little Extreme theatre in Riseda! Add this to the list of Extreme failures. I wonder if Fishbein's ego will allow him to co-exist with Al Goldstein in a professional relationship? I wonder if AVN will now lease a corporate jet for regular trips to ST. Maarten for employee R & R?

Luke F-rd Live

With James DiGiorgio, I host the Luke F-rd Live radio show every Tuesday afternoon from 4-6PM PST on Webmasterlive.com. Join us in the chat room, www.thud.net, #live. Call in tollfree at 1-866-275-3655, or 1-770-967-6888. Folks, I want to be your moral leader.

Listen here to Tuesday night's show. Read the chat.

Devoto: SO, what does a fake orgasm by a woman desperate for a job/life have to do with moral enlightenment?

Jimbo (SaveOurLapDances@aol.com) writes Luke from Tampa Bay: "What do you say that we plan some interviews and get them setup. Joe Redner would be happy to give you some interviews I am sure! He is definately some good topic. I need to get my site back up on the net. Let James know that I am just out there trying to help others out. I want others to know that my interest isnt in getting "free lap dances!" There are ways that I can help out with me being here in Tampa . Like James said I could be your man on the street in Tampa to get you the news from locally and interviews that would be good reading."

Is Luke F-rd The Alfred Rosenberg Of The Internet Age?

Chaim writes: I have noticed a groundswell of antisemitism on your website of late. Do you suppose it has something to do with your connection to white racialist websites?

"The essence of the contemporary world revolution lies in the awakening of the racial types, not in America alone but on the whole planet. This awakening is the organic counter movement against the last chaotic remnants of liberal economic imperialism, whose object of exploitation out of desperation has fallen into the snare of liberal Gedolim of Hollywood, in order to complete what democracy had begun, the extirpation of the racial and national consciousness." Luke F-rd, Address to the Troopers

Luke asks: Who is Alfred Rosenberg?

Chaim replies: One of the chief theoreticians of the German National Socialist Workers Party. The quote was him speaking about the jews/marxists, adapted for your web site. He was tried at Nuremberg and hanged as a war criminal in 1946.

Luke, you are STILL the fastest cut-and-paster in the business.