Friday, January 12th, 2001

Playboy, Spice Goes Hardcore

XXX says: Bill Hutten runs the Playboy catalogue which just went hardcore. Cyberspice.com. Bill is really cute and sweet and attractive and professional.

Fishbein Lines His Pockets At AVN Awards Show

XXX: You bet he lined his pockets. We didn't eat, beyond cantaloupe balls. He had to have lined his pockets. I'm glad though. Everybody complained at past shows about the food and the long shows, after AVN put lots of effort and money into it. I can't blame him. He said forget it. Let them eat cantaloupe.

Luke: Yep. You can't please people in this business.

Breakfast With Fishbein

Jeremy Stone (Tim Connelly) editor of Adam Film World had breakfast last week in Las Vegas with AVN publisher Paul Fishbein. Stone supports a charity that helps kids in the ghetto with acting classes. And that was the subject of their breakfast.

Stone's amused by all his recent coverage of my site.

Who Is Esad?

XXX: Esad hates Paul and AVN and Extreme. He sounds like you. Is Esad one of your Gemeni personalities?

Luke: Nope. If I had Esad's scoop, I would proudly publish it under my own name.

Luke Reads Gene Ross

I was getting my latest scoop from Gene Ross and found out that Keri Windsor has broken up with her husband Mark Webb. Nine months ago, when I and everybody else was trying to discourage them from having Keri do boy-girl scenes, Mark told me repeatedly how solid their marriage was.

About six months ago, Keri left her longtime manager Lucky Smith.

Flashman calls

Flashman tells Luke: "I just spoke to one of the top brass at AVN who said: 'Look, we like Extreme. We love their movies. But their fans were a little bit misguided at the convention. That 'AVN sucks' thing was really wrong. After all, we're AVN. We're the masterminds of this convention. We're the Bible of the business.'

"Then he went on to say. 'It's like Limpbizket putting down a Rolling Stones concert. Limpbizket is the new kid on the block and they're very good. But the Stones are the classic act.' And that is how it was put.

"AVN doesn't blame Extreme. They blame some of Extreme's fans for not knowing how important AVN is.

"Serenity is the best dancer in the history of adult films.

"There was one complaint. There were too many dot com hustlers. And too many booths that had toys and novelties and fetish items. We wanted more superstars signing.

"Leanna Lei attends the University of Connecticutt.

"I still think that Minka has the biggest tits but you should've seen Sophia Stacks. 1200cc. Fantastic. Lisa Lipps is making a comeback. She did some Europorn for Pirate magazine."

Lucky Smith shared a suite with his girls Devinn Lane and Kristal Summers.

Mirage vs FCI Suit

Mirage Marketing, a Delaware Corporation, filed suit January 1st, 2001 against Andy Edmond's Flying Crocodile Inc and Robert Beckman and Willard G. Smith, attorneys for FCI.

Ian K. Eisenberg and Roger Vodocz own Mirage. They operate out of Seattle. Eisenberg gave conman Seth Warshavsky his start in internet porn. Eisenberg and Vodocz own PornKings.com and strokemag.com and dozens of other websites. Their attorney is Derek Newman of 1001 Fourth Avenue Plaza, Suite 3200, Seattle, Washington 98154.

The suit is public record and was filed in King County, Washington. I'd like a copy of it. I would also like a copy of the AOL vs CEN lawsuit. In fact, I'd like a copy of anything important about the porn industry. My fax number is 603-908-6362.

YNOT's new president Bill Johnson does an interview with YNOT here.

I've also heard about a naked photo of Andy Edmond and several guys rolling around in the mud at the annual Burningman.com bash.

This sure looks like Andy in the middle. Again.

Welcome To The Luke F-rd Show

Helpful writes on NVBrothels.com: Today's feature: Why Luke Should Admit to Being a Cocksucker (Whether He is or Not)

Luke, here's why you should come out and tell the world you're a cocksucker, (as we all suspected all along):

First, it would make you one of us. It would give you humanity. No more Mr. Superiority. Admit once and for all that you're a cocksucker, and join the human race. You see, it would take a real flesh & blood kind of guy to show courage and say, "You know what guys? I'm a cocksucker, and if you don't like it, well that's just too bad."

Second, it would show you understand that life isn't about being right, like you do now. Like that shameful recent outcome with XXX, where you never got the real point: it's not about who's right or wrong, it's about whether you're one of us or not. Some things are wrong whether you're really right or wrong, so admitting you're a cocksucker, whether you are one or not, says to all of us nice people, once and for all, "Sure, I'm a cocksucker, because some principles (like being a human being like the rest of you guys), is really what's important." Not a bad statement to make, huh?

Third, it would show you have the moral courage to take a stand and maintain it, regardless of the cost. Face it, you're looking for a cause, and you've been searching for one since day one. Truth be told, you probably won't accomplish a damn thing in your lifetime,let alone your career, so just stand up and be counted as a cocksucker. What bravery! Doing so would be the first truly moral act of your life. Something to stand up for, and believe in. No more Mr. Disingenuity(which you are so damn good at, by the way). Like this: "I, Luke F-rd, am a cocksucker and proud of it." (And I'll bet you're pretty good at it too, but that's not important now, just that you come out as one.)

I want you to come out as a cocksucker, and stay out as a cocksucker. Take a stand for once, a courageous, moral stand (and not just one for publicity or negative attention), and show us all what you're really made of. You may be impressed at your own capacity for courage and morality, not to mention humanity. And it really would give you (and us, your readers) something to believe in. Plus, it would be funny--at your expense, true enough, and give us, your audience, a good, and much needed laugh.

Face it--you f--- with us a lot. Most importantly, remember, it really doesn't matter if you are a cocksucker or not. EVERYONE WOULD LIKE TO BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE ONE. Isn't that reason enough? You really don't want to disappoint your audience now, do you? So give us a reason to believe in you. Ready??? Now, just do it, dammit!!!!

P.S. And--let me cut you off at the pass-- don't give me any more of that lame Chaim Amalek crap either, boy, just the facts!!! No more obfuscation, no more lack of confidence, just say you're you, Luke F-rd, a cocksucker, and we'll all love you just the same. I promise. Trust me, like we all trust you.

Luke says: I would just like to admit that I am a cock sucker.

Fishbein Places Bounty On Esad's Head?

Esad writes: Dear Luke, From what I hear from our friends at AVN is that Fishidiot has placed a bounty on my head! Seems that is willing to pay a reward for the imformatioin leading to my unmasking (i guess wrestling lingo is now ok!). Paul is apparently upset over the potential loss of revenue since I leaked his wrestling deal! Sorry Pal!

Question of the day? If a real fat Reuben Sturman awarding winning journalist gets a blow job from a porno chick but can't see it because his belly is in the way, then did it really happen?

I keep reading about Gene Ross accussing AVN of being dishonest. Is this the same Gene Ross who claimed that he was not involved in Rob Black's Extreme Days and only accepted the job with Extreme while watching football with Rob one Sunday afternoon? Rob Black then later admits that Gene was in on the whole thing which is what everybody in the business already knew! Honesty Gene? Gene Ross is about as "real person" as the "HAIR" on his head! For the record I can't stand Paul Fishbein or Gene Ross but the honest truth is that Extreme for three straight days in Las Vegas attempted to provoke AVN into an altercation and failed miserably.

Extreme is nothing more than a group of renegade wannabees who all try to dress alike, act alike, and pretend that they are on the EDGE! Extreme is a bunch of unshaven punks who can't even fit into a f---ed up society like adult entertainment! Extreme will be the company that causes major legal problems for the entire industry, and when that happens Rob Black will have the legacy he so deperately seeks, and at the same time get his real revenge on Paul Fishbein, by putting many companies into desperate legal and financial trouble, which will ultimately cause them not to advertise in AVN. Coming Soon on Luke F-rd- Growing up with Gene and Paul, "The Early Years."

Vivid Girl Lori Michaels Rebutts Malicious Gossip

Vivid girl Lori Michaels writes: I hope you realize that the post from Green was ment as a satire. He came on my chat last night and said that he couldn't believe you post those stupid emails about me. I hope you took it that way. He knows that I have meet you.

The person that wrote you about the adult industry having no class is so right. Everyone saying s--- about everyone else who they don't even know. I couldn't believe that I come home to find some retarded post on your site about me being married. You should use a little common sense in your column and half of this crap would stop. Yes, you are responsible for a lot of the gossip by printing s--- from unreliable sources. It most likely came from this chat guy named Gotti who stopped by during the show. He was very arrogant and from a chat site that I don't particularly care for. I was trying to sign and talk to the fans and he just walks to my site and keeps talking about pst chat and himself. I tried politely to ignore him and act like I didin't remember pst chat or his nick, but that didn't work. So then I said " oh yea, I remember you" thinking that would satisfy him and he would leave. From that comes your post. You should know better Luke F-rd!

If you walk around the AVN adult expo it is embarrasing when you see some of the booths. It almost makes you think of a freak show. I do applaud Vivid and many of the other companies for trying to add a little class to the expo and the adult business. I was reading some comments on your site about Steve Hirsh trying to get someone to do anal, etc for an advance and things like that. All I can tell you is that I have never experienced anything close to that with Vivid. They have let me pick my partners, let me have some say in the movies, and always gone out of their way for me. There have been times when my schedule conflicted with a movie shoot, and it is always handled with no problems. I did my first anal scene because I wanted to, not because someone ask for it. The subject has never even been brought up to me. They back me on my web site and supply me with pics from my movies.

Oh yea, and they can tell you that I am single if it is really that important to you. You remember me saying that I never made it to Atlanta to sign with Devon at the car show? I didn't make it because Vivid screwed up and didn't book the plane ticket properly. I got to the airport and no ticket at 6 am in the morning. I didn't know what to do so drove back home. Vivid went ahead and paid me for the signing plus reimbursed me for my expenses and travel to and from the airport. Maybe you should start writing about things like this? But wait! No one ever writes you about the good things, do they? No, just when they want to gossip or bitch because things didn't go their way. It is true.

You would never hear actors making comments about other people at the Emmys the way they do at the AVN awards show. I was ask to present an award and said no. I didn't want to get on that stage and be part of it.

Love ya Lori

I think my web site is www.lorilive.com, but I'll have to ask my husband to make sure since I can't type. Wait, I'm not married! Whooo, if I can't type and I'm not married, then who the hell is typing this? But if I can't type, I can't be expressing these feelings. Who's feelings are these? Who's pussy is this between my legs? Who's "real" boobies are these? Oh my god, I'm so confused! Maybe I should call Al Gore so he can tell me what I should think, you think?

Oh, and just so you know. I made that simple 16 page html from thumbs plus. You just click on image and web page wizard, then fill in the blocks and it makes it all for you. Yes sir, it takes a really smart person to do your own web site. hehe Then I double click on ace ftp, it magically opens, and then I drag the directory over to lorilive on my server. It's really hard Luke. Yep, I sure couldn't do that myself, now could I? Especially with my eighth grade education.

Luke Gets Mail

Hank writes: Luke, this asshole that dissed Devon on your site and she said is a Vivid employee, sounds like the same clown who on wrote all the s--- Cheyenne's website telling everyone that complained about her implants that they'd whack off twice as much after they saw them. What an asshole. Hey, asshole maybe YOU should be cut open and have some silicone bags stuffed in your chest and then I can write on a message board about how you might bitch about 'em but you'll whack off more than ever once you see them. What a loser!. Dude deserves his own set. Luke, no matter your feelings on tit jobs and no matter your feelings about Steve Hirsch, you're droppin' the freakin' ball on this one if you don't keep on it and go after Vivid over the Cheyenne Silver deal.

Curious writes: Luke, Ask Mr. Marcus why his message board has been down for weeks? Was he just sick of all the horrid racist posts or was he fed up with the idiot who kept posting those stupid comments about Mr. M being gay?

Mr Marcus writes: I had to take the board down to much negative energy. I can't allow that type of bulls--- to come my way, especially since I try hard to stay and be positive (someone got to). All that racist s---, deserves no spot-light where I'm concern, I see enough of it in this industry I dont need to see it on my board. I'm creating a new board, you can still say what you want, just none of this extreme racist bulls---, especially on a black mans website. I got pics up now, they wanna see that black is beautiful there ya go, enjoy that for awhile.

Andrew writes: I am a big fan of Zara Whites. Is there a fan club I can belong to? What is she doing these days? I am also a big fan of Marc Wallice. I know he is HIV positive, but do you know what he's doing these days? What is the latest update? Is there any way I can contact him? My email address is: akaplan41@hotmail.com

Renaissance Man Luke F-rd - Consultant, Outcall Massage

In my five years researching the adult industry, I've made many valuable contacts. So I've decided to follow in the footsteps of Heather Barron. I want to serve the adult industry. I am now available for consultation at just $100 an hour. I'll also write scripts for adult movies and do script consulting for $100 an hour and outcall massage for $200 an hour. Email Luke

Meni writes: Luke, does that $200/hour massage come with a release?

Goddess writes: You want to follow in the footsteps of Heather Baron? Okay, Ford, cough up some poetry and we'll see if you're a fit predecessor...and none of that Green Eggs and Ham bulls---.

Meni writes: So I've decided to follow in the footsteps of Luke F-rd. I want to f--- over the adult industry. I am now available for bad consultation at just $100 an hour. I'll also write s---ty scripts for adult movies and do poor script consulting for $100 an hour and painful unskilled outcall massage for $200 an hour. And I'll guarantee a euphoric feeling, lasting 3 hours mininum, for only $40.

Net Gossip

Frank says to Luke: "The day that Johnathan Silverstein left Cybererotica... First you published that letter from "Julie Winters" with those damaging allegations about Johnathan. Then Ron Levi talked on the phone to RB. Then Silverstein decided to leave. Levi probably offered RB Johnathan's head on a platter.

"Just like this thing was Khan and Rose Ann from YNOT. It was a forceout. Andy Edmond of FCI will probably close the YNOT office in San Diego because he's so in hock. He can't afford to keep it open. Andy wanted Greg Geelan to close down shop in San Diego, layoff everybody, and then move to Seattle with the rest of FCI. Geelan refused and resigned. It seems that Andy's whole world is crumbling. He's getting pounded on Netpond.

"Kevin Blatt loves making Andy squirm with every taunting post on Netpond, just like you love going after Fishbein and Hirsch.

"Evan Horowitz is the greatest guest you ever have on your show. He's just so candid. Wednesday night on Webmaster Confessions, Evan put me into hysterics.

"You should be trying to get onto Paul Fishbein's good side. On Steve Hirsch's good side. On Eddie Wedelstedt's good side. And then you should go after scum like Extreme Associates. Then you could be driving a Mercedes. Mike South has a good thing going on. He's a diplomat. He's in with Fishbein.

"There's a real changing of the guard going on in the adult internet. The momentum has shifted to the younger hipper webmasters like Evan and Michael from Xpays.com. The Vivid boys, the Silvercash.com guys. The Rogers from Mirage, the PornKings.com. Blue Gravity hosting. The older guys like Ron Levi, IGallery, JoeE, RB, are still the biggest guys. They are always going to make their money. But right now everybody is scared to be around the big players because they're afraid of being targeted."

Ex-CE Pres Johnathan Silverstein Wonders If It Is A Slow News Day?

JW writes: "Ahahahahahaha.Are you going to listen to me NOW, Luke??? I told you 2 months ago that Silverstein was fired. I told you he was telling people that RJB was on it's way out. Levi had no choice but to fire him! Silverstein looked like a beaten man at this last show. His reputation is shot. Hate to say I told you so."

Former Cybererotica.com President Johnathan Silverstein called me Thursday night. Listen here.

Luke: "I heard that you didn't quit Cybererotica a couple of months ago. That you were fired."

Johnathan: "Were you dropped on your head as a baby too many times or is it just a slow news day? This s--- is more than two months old. You should just move on bro. Everyone else did. I think the story lost its appeal already. I find it difficult to believe that anyone cares if I was fired or if Ron and I mutually agreed to part company. We're both on good terms. I think I left at the perfect time for me. Life is good. Business is good. I'm having fun doing it on my own.

"Vegas was a blast. I picked up some new deals. I had fun. My girlfriend webmistress Tyranny is doing all the interviews on the show floor for AVNLive.com.

"She's owned some adult sites. We met through the business a couple of years ago. I'm committed to her."

Luke: "When are you going to make an honest woman of her?"

Johnathan: "That would be difficult to do. She still needs to get divorced.

""My deal with Darren Blatt (aka D-Money) of MarketingFirm.com is about to explode. There were a ton of people at the show interested in utilizing our services...

"I'm working with the guys who did the Voyeur Bus (http://www.voyeurbus.com). It was in New York about a month ago. Doing the radio thing. They had CNN on the bus with them. The mayor of New York Rudy Giuliani called in the dogs and arrested everybody on the bus and the bus was impounded. Prior to my being involved with them. My cousin told me about it. I sent them an email and they ended up hiring me as a consultant and then they offered me a percentage of the company.

"We should be getting the bus back any day now. We're sending it to Kentucky to rebuild it. The city of New York pretty much destroyed the interior of the bus. We'll more than likely drive back to New York."

Luke: "You're not afraid of getting busted again?"

Johnathan: "I don't think they had any legal grounds for the arrest in the first place.

"The girls weren't naked. The girls weren't doing anything provocative. They weren't doing penetration. They were topless and they were on the bus.

"Back in the '70s, the feminist movement filed suit against the City of New York. If men can be topless, why can't women? I agree. We slapped the City of New York with a $20 million lawsuit two months ago."

Luke: "I hear that you're getting a piece of pretty much everything you're getting involved with these days?"

Johnathan: "I only have three criteria to getting involved with a project... One is that I start making money immediately either as a consultant... Getting a percentage and I have to have fun."

Luke: "Did you talk to RB at the show?"

Johnathan: "I spoke to Bob [Robert Botto, co-owner of RJB Telcom] and briefly and I spoke to RB [Richard Botto] briefly. And RB was like, any time you want to sit down, cool. And we just never found the time to do it."

Luke: "So how is your relationship with those guys?"

Johnathan: "It's stagnant because we really haven't sat down and talked. I'm hoping to speak to them some time this week."

Luke: "Are you part of the GIA [adult web trade alliance]?"

Johnathan: "No. I'm involved with ICM Registry which is the company that had proposed .xxx to ICANN. It wasn't approved for the test bed period but it wasn't rejected either... Hopefully before the end of the year, ICANN will allow .xxx to be a top level domain. I think that's good for business."

AVN's Ashley Kennedy Gets Sucked Into All This Stupid, Petty, Time-wasting, And Utterly Juvenile Bulls---

AVN writer Ashley Kennedy responds to these comments about her on Gene Ross's site by Carrie Star's husband Mr Kevin: "Then Wednesday night we talked to a girl named Ashley from AVN. She said she knew nothing about it. That's bulls--- because she was at AVN's booth. She said she wanted to go to Extreme's party but Extreme said they wouldn't let her. That's bulls--- because she could have gone."

Kennedy writes Luke: "Ohhhkayy. Heavy sigh. At the risk of getting sucked into all this stupid, petty, time-wasting, and utterly juvenile bulls---, my response is as follows: I ran into Keri Starr in a chatroom Wednesday night. I have never actually spoken to her, nor did I ever at any point spend more than five minutes at AVN's booth, much less witness what was allegedly said to Keri by this mystery badge-wearing person that she can't describe or name. Keri has never met me, nor I her. As for the party... numerous people can attest that I was at Jill Kelly's, Sean Michaels' and Adam & Eve's parties the night Extreme had theirs. I actually wanted to attend Extreme's function, and apologize if anybody took my absence as some sort of snub. Nobody TOLD me at any point that I could not go. However, I was WARNED not to go by someone at Extreme. Although I feel that I'm on decent terms with everyone I know at that company, I decided to spend the evening making new friends, catching up with old ones and having a memorable conversation with Bridgette Kerkove about child-raising issues. End of story."

Luke wonders: Would you be willing to pass on any of the child rearing techniques you learned from Ms. Kerkove?

Kennedy replies: "It wasn't that kind of conversation, actually. It was more along the lines of hey, wow, we're both working in different aspects of the same industry, and the kids are kept sheltered from it for the most part. Our yung'uns are pretty close age-wise, and I think we've probably seen some of the same challenges. She strikes me as a super-nice woman and an attentive parent from the little amount of time we spent talking. No wonder Skeeter is so proud.

"You know it's funny, but when you e-mailed me about Gene's site, I was actually in the middle of (and still am, due to the obvious distraction) reviewing one of Extreme's tapes. Although their product is generally well-put together, their knack for free publicity through soap opera-like melodrama has been fine-tuned (twisted smile)."

Flashman calls Flashman calls again

Flashman says: Regular CES goers were very upset that they had to pay extra money to get into the AVN Expo. Flashman's date Mirage, Miss Asia, was the big star of the show. She's done Hustler, Playboy and Fetish shoots. Gene Ross even came up and said, you know, Flash, Luke F-rd is ok. Dave Cummings, 61 years of age, did several blowjob scenes the last day of the convention. He was tuckered out. You've got to give it to Miko Lee, she had the greatest tanned body. There were two gorgeous Jenna Jameson transvestites who worked the crowd.

Hey that Paige, your email friend, the hot new San Francisco star, she had a supey doo wavy hairdo. Nina Hartley looks better than ever. Sean Michaels had the best private party in his suite. One of the top European girls was giving blowjobs for real in the restroom of the convention floor. Adult Stars Magazine had a sushi party where everybody ate sushi off a nude body. Everybody had a ball.

Kid Vegas ran around like a madman. Everybody thought that I looked like Johnny Toxic. I hope that's a compliment. All of the porn stars were partying at the private party of James Brown.

Rocco couldn't make it. He was doing a shoot. Sylvia Saint couldn't make it. She's marrying a billionaire from Czechoslavakia. Alicia Rio broke up with her manager Jeff and she's going to get things sorted out so she can come next year. Phyllisha Anne had to babysit again. Mia Smiles had a family emergency and could not come in. We were dying to see her with her great tits. She's a size zero and wears a D cup.

[HIV positive] Tony Montana walked up to my asian girlfriend and said, 'Would you like to take it up the butt baby with me?' She kinda looked and said, 'Yeah, Tony, that's the ticket.'

Ed Powers came in a great looking jacket as always with a pony tail. Teri Weigel came but the guy she was with wasn't her husband (Muril Muglio). Remember the guy with the long blonde hair?

It seems that all the male and female stars seem to like the same kind of clothes. The shiny plastic leather pants, long mink coats with the really thick sexy phony fur and glittery cowboy hats. Anita Cannibal wore 10 inch platform shoes. She stood 6'5" in the shoes.

I got a call from Cumisha Amado. She's still recuperating from liposuction and she's feeling better but not 100%. The surgery went well.

Ron Jeremy looks better. He's lost about 20 pounds.

Rodney Moore and Gabor hit on my asian date at the convention.

I ran into John Bobbitt in the bathroom and I bought him a cocktail. He's doing better now. He was a minister. He was a porn star. He got his prick cut off. He worked at the Bunny Ranch.

Several of the Lakers came one night. They were checking out the porn stars.

That Jeanna Fine. She was as fine as wine. She looks better than ever. Great blowjob they tell me.

I never saw Savannah. Whatever happened to her? And where was Kobe Tai?

Seymore Butts is starting to look like Arnold Schwartznaeger. Not only is he pumping great looking girls for all of his films, but he's also pumping iron.

The top female bodybuilder in the world came up to me and said that she was going to make some very hot adult films.

Jessie James is now the number one girl in Florida doing films with Seymore Butts.

Minka has bigger tits. She's suntanned. Do you know that she only weighs 95 pounds and she's a size one without her tits? Her tits weigh 33 pounds. I am very happy that her husband Hank is doing better. He was very ill. Minka's got a couple of kids and she took them to Circus Circus. And all the guys were gawking with her little kids walking around Circus Circus.

She said that because of comfort and sleeping at night, when she gets out of the adult business, she's going to get her tits removed.

Bionca from Exquisite Pleasures had a new escort. She wore a hot leather outfit.

Howard Stern called and said they weren't going to come this year.

Sasha Gabor has the long grey hair and the beard. He's not going to play Burt Reynolds anymore. He's going to be Sean Connery now.

Bill Margold had the best soundbite of the convention. He said, "The minute the camera was invented, people wanted to get naked in front of it." Which is a very good point. Very profound. Mr Margold is very intelligent. Remember, God created man, and Bill Margold invented himself.

AVN is extremely relieved today that that "AVN sucks, Extreme rules" chanting did not turn into a riot.

Security at the convention informed me this morning that one porn star lost her purse, one needed medical attention after fainting, and they had to treat an older gentleman who had a mild heartattack because he had never seen so many great looking girls at once.

Janine looked tattood and buffed. And the two Bioncas were battling with their big comebacks.

And the great Hungarian Jewish guy Gabor was hustling the booths looking for hot new talent...

Alisha Klass did all the Playboy video interviews at the convention.

It's now been confirmed. I've checked Mensa. Asia Carrera has the highest reported IQ in the adult business.

Anna Malle was absolutely trampled and swamped by 15 paparazzi who kept following her around.

I've been getting a plethora - that's a big word for you, Luke, it means a lot - I'm getting a plethora of phonecalls about those two Jenna Jameson transsexuals who used the ladies bathroom. They were gorgeous boys. They were making movies with Gia Darling.

AVN toned down the convention. Photographers tell me that the girls had to pose behind the curtain, in the pressroom and upstairs at the Venetian in the suites. The girls didn't feel like flashing because the Las Vegas police were around...

Shyla Foxxx has a crewcut. She's still gorgeous with big tits.

Everybody was shooting film upstairs. It was the greatest thing to do. You get a suite at the Venetian. You don't need a set. You interview girls downstairs. Then you bring them upstairs to the penthouse suites and you shoot them for the hardcore.

The nicest people at the convention, usually the most mature, John Stagliano. A great gentleman. I thought John Leslie was a great gentleman also. I did want to congratulate Joey Silvera. I might go down on a shoot with him to Rio. Those Brazilian transsexuals are very pretty. It isn't my bag but Joey has some some pretty good looking girls in those films. They're kinda cocky. They're ballsy babes. But they're awfully pretty those transtecular girls, whatever they call them. I'm really not into that. But sometimes when I drive down Santa Monica Blvd late at night, they're waving at me and Hugh Grant and Eddie Murphy... We're all driving fancy cars on our way to Beverly Hills... They always want to jump in the car.

The top male porn star in the business confided to me in the bathroom that he's using a double dose of Viagra every day to get up.

Ed Powers - what a nice Jewish guy from New York. He went through the Bar Mitzvah a few years ago for his kid and couldn't make it to the convention. Now his kid is 18 and will probably have his own series.

You've got to remember Tina Toy. She did an Ed Powers movie. She's the number one dancer in the country. Asian girl with a perfect body. Great tit job. She'll do lots of new movies. I've lined her up with Bionca.