Wednesday, January 10th, 2001

Porn Again Video Director

From the New York Daily News: Porn-Again Video Director Here's why music videos of today's young female pop singers seem sexier: A lot of them are being directed by a former pornographer.

Gregory Dark, whose porn hits include "New Wave Hookers," starring a then-16 Traci Lords, "Sex Freaks" and a couple of titles from the infamous "Devil in Miss Jones" series, now makes a substantial living directing music videos for Britney Spears, Mandy Moore and Leslie Carter, the younger sister of Backstreet Boy Nick Carter.

Claiming to be a new man, Dark says in February's Esquire, "I've changed. People who get to know me, they like me, because I'm fair and I'm honest. I'm not like a lot of other people in the business. People might call me the Devil, but at least I'm not an a------."

Read Luke's biography of Gregory Dark.

Did Chasey Lain Totally Drop Out?

Full Moon writes on BigDoggie.net: I heard bad reports on her. Are they true? At one time, I saw her dance in Cleveland and would have sacrificed anything to spend an hour with her. What gives?

Meni writes: From what I hear, she won't be dancing or doing video, for the time being.

dude, Haley was one of the new hot chicks getting into the biz at the show http://www.pornnewsdaily.com/expo2001/dsc00014.jpg

Meni69: post Haley will be big in 2001...

Meni69: PST who banned, has named me BEST Porn News Site and they want me back in.

Meni69: gee luke, who told XXX about lori being a fraud?
Meni69: MENI hee hee
Meni69: JimmyD did say you play a great straight man
Meni69: and I did mention you have never said ONE joke on the air
Meni69: and I heard worse things about Chasey, but thats not cool s--- to post in public, i am not gossip boy
Luzdedos1: what did you hear?
Meni69: i can't say sorry. dude I won't gossip. i just know, she won't be in the spotlight, right now, maybe someday though.
Meni69: I told Tera Patrick I would sell f---Tera.com to her for $3,000. She said, "No Thanks", and first pose, she gave me the finger. hee hee, she's cool

Holly Body Not Divorcing Or Escorting

Hotwheels writes on BigDoggie.net: I just got an email from her saying she is not divorcing and is not escorting. It came from a new email address, Vic&RochellePlus@aol.com. Rochelle is her real name.

Jeeter writes: Man, Lovette seems to be a real chameleon!! not long ago at all (maybe 6 wks) Luke F-rd had something in his column about her doing a bukkake feature and showing up for it not only out of shape, but downright fat!! Seems to me he referenced another website for pix [GeneRoss.com}....I saw them and she was indeed....VERY thick around the waist. Seems as if taking the cure and working out is providing fast results!! Luke, I know you stop by here....help me out, it takes too long to go thru your archives.......I'd like shortstuff to see the bukkake pix so he can compare.

Shortstuff writes: The story is that my buddy at Video Team is a designer and does all their graphics, including box covers. He told me flat out that he's had to airbrush the scars; the doc went through the armpit. But I agree with you, he is a genius judging from the result. Didn't ask her about escorting. Didn't really have a chance to talk to her much... sorry. Everything you said Lovette said rings true... she kept directing me to her website and where she was dancing, but we never discussed particulars anyway. Anyone interested, I've attached a link to some pics of Shasta and Lovette. You guys can judge for yourselves.. - ss Related link: http://www.group22.com/ces/

Teller writes Luke: Luke, Wouldn't it be cheaper to book porn stars for a movie "shoot" and nail them, rather than pay the higher escort fees ? I suppose someone could just set up a camcorder before the act. It would be legal too.

A Message To Members

Rob Black writes on the ExtremeAssociates.com message board: I'M ROB BLACK & I'M A LYING, WHINING SNIVELING BITCH. YOU SUCKERS THINK I GIVE A s--- ABOUT OUR PAY SITE? YOU REALLY THOUGHT I'D HAVE IT UPDATED LIKE I SAID I WOULD? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M LAUGHING WITH YOUR MONEY ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK. SUCKERS!!! MY RAT FACED GRANNY IS THE WEBMASTER AND ALL I HAVE TO PAY HER IS BY BUYING HER FIXODENT EVERY MONTH AND GETTING HER THROAT f---ED!!! SUCKERS!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'VE DIRECTED ALL MY EMPLOYEES TO KEEP THESE GREAT BUSINESS PRACTICES UP. FILM MOVIES WITH THE SAME BITCHES TO SAVE MONEY AND USE TIRED OLD HAGS AGED 40 AND OVER AND GIVE THEM SOME MAKE UP AND THERE YOU GO... AN EXTREME FILM. SUCKERS!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

AS FOR THE WEBSITE, f--- YOU ALL. IT SUCKS BUT I GET MY $30 A MONTH, YOU IDIOTS. I'VE DIRECTED MY EMPLOYEES TO KEEP LYING. WHY NOT? YOU SUCKERS THINK IT'S GONNA GET UPDATED EVERY TIME MY RAT FACED GRANNY THE WEBMASTER ANNOUNCES IT. THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T CANCEL YOUR MEMBERSHIP, YOU FOOLS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

BY THE WAY, I'M SUCH A BAD ASS WITH MY LONG HAIR AND MY MUSTACHE BUT I WAS CRYING LIKE A BITCH WHEN Luke F-rd WROTE THAT I'M A SNIVELING LITTLE WHORE!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

BUT THAT'S OK. I'M GONNA LEARN TO RASSLE CAUSE ALL YOU FOOLS ARE MY SUCKERS!!!! HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA LOL ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK

ROBERT ZICARI (aka ROB BLACK)

Anyone Wanna F-ck A Porn Slut?

XXXSlut writes on the ExtremeAssociates.com website: HI GUYS I AM A NEW GIRL IN THE BUSINESS AND I HAVE BEEN THINKING OF STARTING MY OWN LINE WHERE I f--- MY FANS, ANYONE INTERESTED? I TRIED TO POST A PHOTO, BUT I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW.

Id replies: I'd love to f--- a porn slut, but only if you agree let me treat you like a piece of meat without any regard to your feelings or enjoyment. Also, don't expect me to treat you with any respect at any time before or after the sex act, as I'll never acknowledge you as a person. I just want to use your body as a cumdupster and leave. After I cum on your face I'll probably say something like "Stupid bitch!" and immediately leave to get a mineral water and a bran muffin at one of those trendy LA joints.

Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes

From NewYorkPress.com: John C. Holmes had a special talent that measured 13.5 inches, and people are still talking about it. The weird, sad, frequently strange life of America’s first male porn superstar is chronicled in Wadd. Cass Paley’s entertaining documentary has been kicking around the festival circuit for a couple of years now, and arrives in theaters at just the right point in the Oscar-baiting movie season. It’ll be sweet relief to the bawdy-minded, and catnip to those who are fascinated by the history of American porn. In fact, it might as well be packaged as a supplement on future DVDs of Boogie Nights, which was largely inspired by Holmes anyway. The writer-director of that 1997 drama, Paul Thomas Anderson, admits as much, and appears as a commentator in Wadd, telling us that Holmes actually wasn’t a bad actor–a least, not compared to some of the people he shared the screen with. Fortunately, Paley doesn’t try very hard to buttress Anderson’s line of argument; mostly, the film sticks to journalist Mike Sager’s take on Holmes: "He wasn’t good looking, he wasn’t smart, he wasn’t brave. He just had a huge dick and he could f---." It reads like an epitaph.

You expect stories about porn stars to be sordid, but sweet Jesus, this one’s positively Sadean. Though outwardly affable and upbeat, Holmes is portrayed here as a sociopathic monster who started out a slightly dimwitted but likable hanger-on in the Southern California porn scene, rose to fame based on his enormous talent, then took advantage of his friends, ingested huge amounts of coke, turned out his 15-year-old mistress for drug money, went to prison for his tangential involvement in a multiple murder and ultimately died the same way so many 70s-era porn stars died: from AIDS-related complications.

Compared to the real John Holmes, Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights was Mahatma Gandhi. Yet for some reason, his legend–or his name–lingers in the popular imagination. Read On

Read Luke's biography of John C. Holmes.

John Holmes - The Phallic Redeemer

XXX writes: Dear Luke, The Osiris cult of Ancient Egypt, one of the oldest religious cults that we have detailed knowledge of,was essiently a phallic cult, the principle belief being that the Phallus is the vehicle by which "fire is drawn down from the heavens" into our world of physical manifestation. The cult in its various guises was common around the near East in ancient times, i.e the Solar-Phallic deity Jehovah,and even the "Christ" legend concocted by the gnostics. In our own times, the tragic life story of John Holmes typifies this myth. Holmes was a martyr to the unforgiving, materialistic American public, while serving as an avatar of the phallic principle in its most potent form.Witness his sacrifice to cocaine, the absolutely horrific events of the Wonderland massacre, his sufferings to the AIDS virus. In the Wonderland murders, Holmes, it can be argued, was forced to participate in a blood sacrifice (shades of Mithras),being the unwitting dupe of a vicious pack of negoes, (who typify the dark, satanic forces). Holmes was even reduced to performing in homosexual films, playing both the active and passive partner. The ultimate humilitation and degradation forced on the Phallic redeemer by the sinful American public. For the considerations on which this piece is written, I recommend the reader to the excellent "Phallic Worship" by George Riley-Scott, Luxor Press, London 1966.

JoeE, JB Are Good Men, Baruch HaShem

David Lynch aka Skitz writes: Hey Luke, I don't know if you saw my post yesterday retracting what I said months ago, about JoeE telling me privately that he shaved money from the webmasters... you reported it here: http://www.l-keford.com/archives/updates/000914.htm

I hope you'll print my retraction, which was on the Netpond board, or at least make mention of it. It was stupid of me to say what I did, and it was only out of an escalating situation with JoeE and I trying to better each other with false claims (JoeE was talking about the women at CEN I had molested If only! ;)

John Bennett is a good man, and he would never knowingly rip off anyone. And he has NOT asked me to write this, I am NOT under threat of a slander suit (I know John, and he has bigger fish to fry... doesn't get excited about these things.) I'm just interested in un-doing a lie that I told.

I apologize to you, Luke, for misinforming you. There was no such conversation with JoeE, and I am entirely unaware of any system that CEN has in place that deprives webmasters of clicks or signups. I hope this sets the record straight. Keep up the good work!

Regards, and Baruch Hashem, David Lynch

Lynch aka Skitz posted this to Netpond: I want to make this post because of a very nice email I got from John Bennett of CEN. I want to say, that I fabricated entirely any posts that I made, saying that CEN shaved hits or signups or whatever. The posts were made in the heat of debate with JoeE, who, like me, is hot- tempered and tends to escalate situations rather than cool them down.

I NEVER had any private conversations with Joe in which he admitted to any type of toying with the stats. I said what I did out of anger over non- related situations.

And in case people like Little Ronny 12Dicks or Bad Slaw or Mike "No Intelligence" AI have any questions about my motive in making this post... rest assured, I'm involved in two very profitable mainstream ventures, as well as my adult venture with Bruce Zell. I do not need, nor have I ever needed, employment by anyone but myself.

My ONLY reason for making the post, is to set the record straight. I never cared for dishonesty or stupidity. I regret some of the things I've said about JoeE and CEN, and for the record, I consider them a very honest sponsor.

Logan Gets Better Offers Than Mike South's

Porn debutante Logan writes: Luke, Logan here, just getting back, like i promised, to say thanks again for all help! Convention was great and it looks like I'm in the business of my choice! Had many offers, some good, some bad, some horrible!!! And I've decided to take the great one!!! No I'm not in bad hands as Mike south stated! I just didn't care for his offer price, etc. He was very nice and all but i had much better! Take care.

When Is It Permitted To Gossip?

Leonard writes from Montreal: Luke, From one member of the Tribe to another:

In a recent article in Wired, you said about a recent trip, "My greatest fear was that someone would find out what I do and tell the whole group," he said. "Baruch Hashem, no one found out."

Luke, I wonder if you aren't ashamed about the wrong thing!! I've found that Christians who convert to Judaism have a terrible guilt complex that is often misplaced. We live in a society in which the sex industry is treated with contempt - even while everyone indulges in it.

There is no shame for a human being to make a profession out of sexuality. God created people to enjoy the fruits of the world - and created sexuality as an innate and important part of our existence. It is not an area for shame. When talking about sex and the sex industry, the Torah and Talmud deal with it quite directly in a non-judgmental way.

That being said, Judaism does put stringencies upon us with regard to sexuality. This is because it recognizes its power in our lives. Judaism puts restrictions on us to help bring us closer to God. These limits should be viewed as ideals - not as burdens of guilt. The traditional concept of "sin" - of some divine punishment - is just not relevant here.

Working in the sex industry is no greater or less a sin than eating unkosher, or mixing wool and linen in a garment; these acts may distance us from Hashem, but they don't cause harm to anyone (except ourselves).

That being said, there is something that you as an involved Jew must be greatly concerned about: "Lashon Hara", or gossip. As you know, to spread rumors or arbitrarily speak ill of someone is viewed very harshly in Judaism. But it's so common, that people forget about how criticially important it is. Virtually every adult is guilty of it. It's viewed so benignly that the "gossip columnist" is an important part of every paper.

In your work, you walk a fine line - and I don't envy you. On the one hand, you raise important criticism about the operation of the porn industry - criticism that needs to be raised. Your work helps make some rich, powerful people a lot more conscious of the impact they have upon others. But on the other hand, you run a strong risk of speaking ill of someone without purpose. Even the most rich, powerful, idiotic and conceited people do not deserve to be unfairly embarrassed.

From what I've seen, I don't doubt your statement that "Most of the writing on my site is more intelligent than what's in The New York Times". Your intelligence - and the significance of what you do - are not at question. There's just one thing you need to consider. Given your growing profile, you are gaining the power to have a tremendous impact upon others' lives - potentially for good or bad. How can you make it one and not the other?

Luke replies: Great points. But is it not a mitzva (divine commandment) to speak of the misdeeds of the wicked?

Leonard replies: Luke, Great question. There are indeed situations where lashon hara [gossip] is condoned - but only when all of these seven conditions are strictly met:

1. Firsthand knowledge of the incident - not rumor or hearsay.

2. Certainty that there has been violation of a religious law (the laws for non-Jews are a lot more permissive than for other Jews)

3. You have rebuked the person privately first, if this can have any influence.

4. Entirely true information - No exaggerations or information added "for emphasis". You must also provide the person the benefit of the doubt, and include all information that might shed a favorable light on their actions.

5. Purely constructive intentions. There should not be enjoyment of the other's disgrace, nor any revenge involved. Constructive goals include preventing damage to others, preventing others from associating with evil, or persuading someone to change their ways.

6. No other way to achieve the intended positive goal.

7. The transgressor should not be caused more damage than would be appropriate as determined by a court of Jewish law reviewing the case. More information can be found at: http://www.torah.org/learning/halashon/chapter10.html

l-keford.com Featured Whore Of The Day - Bridget 'The Midget' Powerz

From NVBrothels.com: At 3'10" Bridget Powerz is one of the world's smallest porn stars. Bridget started doing movies in April 1999, when she was 19 years old. A woman who saw her dancing in a gothic club introduced Bridget to the business. She started out doing gothic porn, but quickly found her way to specialty videos related to her diminutive height. Bridget has been in more than thirty movies and appeared on several television shows including Howard Stern and Roseanne. She is new to the Bunnyranch.

I Sure Didn't* (1 posts) Jan-09, 05:32 PM (CST) "Gidget The Midget" Okay fellas, I was just at the Bunnyranch and a midget pornstar was there. It took all my strength to hold in my laughter. After talking to her I found out this was not her first time there. My question is...WHO SLEPT WITH THE MIDGET?

Big Johnson* (73 posts) Jan-09, 06:55 PM (CST) 2. "Gidget The Midget Is Bridget" Dear "I Sure Didn't",The lady's name is Bridget Powerz or Bridget The Midget. Use the "Porn Star" button from the home page of this site to find her link. This lady is quite famous and has appeared on Howard Stern's Show. (See the topic under "Print and Television" on this site).You mean you didn't "follow the Yellow Brick Road" back to Bridget's room ? I personally can't afford to party with a porn star, but many men of means have seen fit to party with Bridget and other stars at MLBR. Remember dynamite can come in small packages !

Jennafer (77 posts) Jan-09, 06:01 PM (CST) 1. "RE: Gidget The Midget" Honest there is a small lady at the Bunny Ranch? That is so bitchen!! The fact is many men have fantasized about being with little women.I find that totaly fantastic that such a lady does exist!Rather than asking who slept with her, you should sleep with her and find out what the fuss is about!Please post here and tell us all about the date! Click here: NV Brothels Discussion Forum - "Gidget The Midget"

Whoremongers Diss Ryan Conner

Yesterday I let you all know about the wonderful opportunity that awaits Washington D.C. later this month. Yes, porn star Ryan Conner comes to town and she's available for escort work.

Some l-keford.com readers, however, were not grateful.

Bobby Wonders writes: What's up Luke - are you pimping for Ryan Conner now? I just got done reading that whole "how to book a date with Ryan" thing on your site. Geez - they asked me for less credentials when I went to visit the CIA building! It'll be a cold day in hell before I give some second rate porn chicky my drivers license number. Who the f--- does this chick think she is? Did anyone tell her she lost in all three categories she got nominated for awards in? I guess the voters didn't dig her big cottage cheesy ass and thighs! Seriously, is this girl full of herself or what? $1000 bucks an hour???? And who the hell would want to spend 24 hours with her - let alone have it cost them 7 G's to for the privelege.

Brian Kushner writes: Luke: I've been watching porn for 20 years and I've never even heard of this person. A f---ing background check for a whore? Who the f--- wants to go through that? Do they call the wife too and let her know your buying a whore?

Seth writes on BigDoggie.net: This Shows the Class of Lady Ryan is. Customer Satisfaction Oriented. Agencies Like Nici's should learn from her.

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Pornstars becoming Escorts

FearZeus writes: Is this a new trend? Luke, I had to write to you and ask, "What in the wide world of porn is going on around here?"

It seems that some porn stars are "renting" themselves for an hourly fee to ANYONE that will pay! Now some of you will say, "Why the shock? These porn stars f--- for a living…what's the difference?" Well the difference is that these porn stars are just that….stars. Stars are supposed to be unattainable….untouchable….but most specifically…..unf---able!!! I remember being younger and saying, "Wow, Peter North not only gets to f--- Savannah…but he gets paid doing it!!" It's the same way when you envy Tommy Lee. Not only does he get to f--- Pamela Lee but he also f---ed Heather Locklear!!!! Now what would be the big deal if I also can call Pamela Lee or Locklear or Carmen Electra and have them for an hour for a certain price? The mystique…the "star" status would be erased!!! Why would a fan want a pornstar's autograph when he can have her anyway he wants with her for an hour? I believe that this trend is going to cause big problems for other porn stars that do not believe in escorting. I can see it now…..Jenna Jameson is doing a show at the local strip club. After the show is over she is signing autographs in the corner and greeting her fans in person…. then one fan leans over and whispers, "So Jenna, how much for an hour?" While Jenna is punching this guy in the face, the fan thinks to himself as he is wiping off his blood from his lip, "What the hell did I say wrong? Don't they all f--- for a living?" Well technically you can say that "they f--- for a living"…. but the difference between a porn "star" and a hooker, is that they don't f--- YOU for a living!! And that is what keeps the fantasy going.

Luke Gets Mail

Anonymous writes: hi luke, I read your stuff sometimes its allright, I'm not to big on gossip but sometimes you say some stuff everyone knows but doesn't want to say that probably needs saying - so why don't you write something about netpond and in particular the owner "Nick" [Johnathan Allaby]? he is a blatant crook I know he owes something like mid six figures US$ to webmasters from TrafficINC that he won't pay. From what I hear as well he stole netpond off its founder and hes been taken to court for that. I'm so glad I'm out of this industry its unbelievable the main webmaster community can be run by a total crook who blatantly lies and steals and nobody says anything

Porn Ace writes: Lynne, I would say your contention that... "I don't think anyone ever thought that making porn with seven-year-olds was any more awful than making porn with twenty-three year olds....that pedophiles are any more perverted or sick than the dweebs who look at porn in general."

Sums up the whole damn thing and the people involved in a disgusting nutshell...It's a tragedy of this society that some parents are in such bad economic shape,or perhaps just enjoy their kids being violated for their own sick pleasure or both,that they end up thinking that abusing their kids in this fashion is a acceptable way to make some quick cash.But the question that needs to be asked was a few hundred dollars worth the damage done to these kids? Did this question ever come into the minds of the people you worked with?Apparently not. They just didn't GET IT like a normal person with at least a modicum of human compassion would. They couldn't have cared less about the well being of these kids.Just plain wicked greed of the worst kind,plain and simple. How far if they could have gotten away with it would they have pushed this stuff to make money?It's terrifying to think about... How anyone can somehow think that porn with 23 year olds is on the same paralel as 7 year olds in child porn,or believing that these "general dweebs" were comparable to pedophiles is mind boggling... How one gets to this state of mind leaves me no alternative but to think that the people you worked with who pushed this crap were sick or evil or both. I find images of you Lynne at 18, 19 etc, very erotic but lewd pics of you when you were age 7, 8 would do nothing but disgust me. Thank God I'm the "general" type of porn "dweeb".

Singapore Arrests All-Woman Porn Syndicate

SINGAPORE, Jan 10 (Reuters) - Police in strait-laced Singapore have arrested a syndicate of women suspected of running an illegal video library stocked with pornography.

"This is the first time that the central police division has come across an all women's group," a police spokesman told Reuters on Wednesday.

Police seized about 13,800 VCDs, DVDs and videotapes worth S$168,000 ($97,100) and are investigating the source of the banned films and whether the women were runners for a larger syndicate or kingpins themselves.

Singapore typically censors and bans publications and films deemed to have excessive amounts of sex and violence, references to drug use and material which could foment religious or racial intolerance between the Chinese, Malay and Indian communities.

AVN Show Disappointment

A Disappointed Porn Fan writes: Luke, I'm not "in the biz" but I went to the AVN awards show last night as an interested observer. Many people in the audience were so bored they started streaming out by the middle of the "show." As for the "show" there really wasn't one ... no clips from the porn films and videos ... no live music ... just porn stars walking to the podium and announcing the winners to a bored and very non-responsive crowd. There was very little applause and many people I talked to were quite disappointed in the whole event considering that it cost $199 per ticket to get in. Was this a typical AVN award show? I saw clips from a past AVN awards show on a VH1 program called "Porn to Rock" and it showed a live rock band and it looked like a lot more fan than we had last night. What gives?

AVN Expo Gossip

XXX: Bianca Trump punched out Adam Grayson in the middle of the Venetian before the Players Ball. He dared her and she socked him and knocked him down, gave him a nasty bruise on his temple.

XXX: Vivid girl Lori Michaels is a fraud. Luke, someone told us its her husband who chats on here PST and in her members chat and she dont even read her own emails. lori said she doesnt know what pst is at ces. someone also mentioned that she would say that if she was mad at PsT for some reason. rumor has it she won't even go near a computer, or so someone said last night. Jenteal says that.

Lori Michaels replies: Luke, Now why do you even print s--- like that. It took me a minute to even remember what pst chat was. I had a couple of people whos names I remembered from that chat stop by, but I kind of played the old "I don't really know who you are thing since I didn't really want to talk to them" but still tried to be polite. You know what I mean? Hell, they never thought it was me when I chatted on their site anyway. So ol' Jenteal been flapping her lips again? hugh? hehe

Nope, still don't have a husband, but Raylene told me that Devon was telling her that I was married also. I actually don't even know Devon. Just said hi to her last year when I was at the CES, but we never really talked. She seemed nice at the time so don't know why she would even be concerned about me. Lets see now? Devon is now with Jill Kelly, and doesn't Jenteal work for Jill Kelly? Yep, those lips have been a flappin. You'd think they have better things to do with their time, now wouldn't ya?

I did meet Adam, but never noticed a bruise on his face. He seemed nice and polite as did the others from his company. Hey, I've got to go now and figure out how to press "send" on my email program. I've got to learn how to use this computer and stop being afraid of it. hehe

Hey Luke, I decided to pick the prettiest girl at the adult expo this year. I added up all the tallies (there were lots of pretty girls) and came up with a winner. I've meet her several times, but never really paid attention to how beautiful she was. I have to say that Taylor [Hayes] from Vivid was the prettiest face at the show. She really is a doll, isn't she?

Love ya Lori www.lorilive.com

PS: You wouldn't believe the ignorant comments that I heard regarding Bush. You know how the democrates exhist off of scaring people to get their votes? Well, they've got everyone in the adult industry convinced that porn is over now that Bush is in. None of them know why. It's just that someone told them. Does that sound familiar? And you wouldn't believe the great comments that I received from fans regarding my political views. Yep, there were republican porn fans at the adult show. Can you beleive that? Republicans at the adult show. What is this world coming to?

Gilles writes: What maybe didn't help for the mysterious Lori's husband is that (I can't remember where but if you want to know I will search)somewhere on the web,there's an interview with Felicia and at one moment they ask her: "what are your favorite girls to work with?" She named 2 or 3 girls and the interviewer ask her:"what about Lori Michaels?".She said:"Oh yes I forgot her,she's so sweet.I helped her to enter the business.She got such a wonderful husband"???

Also,unless I'm wrong, I think this summer Lori made quite a few appereance at different car race sponsored by Vivid and once she was with Raylene but for at least and other one, she was advertising she was to be with Devon???I remember this because it seems curious to me that lori would team up with Devon (which I thought was a pot head because it was just after that Playboy show were she didn't finish)

Just remembered where I've seen that interview with Felecia.At www.stunningcurves.com .What she exactly said is:"She has a wonderful husband who's very very supportive.

Luke F-rd Live

Listen to tonight's Luke F-rd Live show. Read the chat here.

Professor Jay Gertzman was my first guest. He's set up a new website on free expression on college campuses.

Then I talked to freelance writer Marc Putative, then Adam Grayson from SearchExtreme.com, Brandy Alexandre, Evan Horowitz from Xpays.com and finally James DiGiorgio.

Luke asked Evan: "Whatever happened to that 60 Minutes profile [of the adult web]?"

Evan: "That was the one that Vivid squashed. Morley Safer was contacting folks to do a piece on a show. That got squashed way back... It's better that it was squashed. There is so much scrutiny already. You are seeing that the webmasters are becoming the new celebrities. People can't figure out how to break into this business because it is so saturated. And with the saturation, comes the envy of those who wish that they could do what we all do. They view our jobs as a glamor position. They don't realize how much work and how much commitment and how much risk we all undertake when we go into this business.

"But it's funny when you see Digital Underground, Doggy Fresh, guys from That 70s Show, Tony Hawk, those guys aren't even the celebrities at these events. It is the webmasters who are the celebrities. It's funny. It's good. And it comes with a great deal of responsibility."

Luke: "I don't understand how Vivid would have the power to squash a 60 Minutes profile?"

Evan: "Vivid has a lot of power and with good reason. They've been forerunners for decades. Generally speaking, Steven and the bunch at Vivid, if they have an opinion on something and if they think it is better for the industry to not do something, they're going to be right. You know what 60 Minutes was thinking. They were going to come in and rip new assholes for everybody... Perhaps Vivid saved everybody a lot of grief. It's those pieces that inspire these government associations. Because if they run a piece on 60 Minutes, you have all these people in the heartland writing in to their local officials..."

Chaim Amalek writes: 1. In addition to being placed first on your web site, it is imperitive that the teachings of Chaim Amalek be posted for a minimum of 24 hours.

2. Any interesting (i.e., NOT webmasters or male porners or decerebrated bimbetes) guests on for this evening? You would enhance your show if you had more discussion of the oral law and less of oral sex.

It's Impossible To Dialogue With Luke

Lynne: your guests need to be more exciting. and you need some topics
Lynne: it just meaders aimlessly and what a shame! you've got all this opportunity to speak and be heard!
Lynne: i want you to have good guests and have a great show
Lynne: well, i would start by saying that you need some firm topics and guests who are knowlegable
Lynne: marc is really smart, but he was boring
Lynne: i did not find any of them particularly good or energetic
Lynne: and i was in the chat thinking how wonderful that it was so interactive and yet we were in our own little world ther chatting, not really interacting after all
Lynne: please know i am saying this to you with the best of intentions
Luzdedos1: i appreciate it Lynne: what did rob from modesto say about LF.com? That aside from the gossip and crap and stuff that it was YOU who kept people reading
Lynne: so YOU need to be the focal point
Lynne: and draw the lines and say this is what we're talking about
Lynne: otherwise your guests ramble
Lynne: You know I watch Howard Stern radio thing on tv and I feel compelled to watch it because it is titilatting.
Lynne: although i find it very misogynistic and nasty, i still watch
Lynne: i like the connection he has with robin quivers and how she balances some of that out
Lynne: she's a good sport and no pushover
Luzdedos1: yes, i'm so busy monitoring things that i am only half paying attention to my guests, just hoping they will keep talking Lynne: i would love to see your show get a huge audience, I would love to see you make some money!
Lynne: exactly, I noticed that, you need assistance
Lynne: once you messaged me on the side when you were talking with marc and I thought - marc must be on tape, but he wasn't!
Lynne: seriously, think of the most interesting people you can think of and get them on the show
Lynne: talk about controversial issues
Lynne: sorry just being my normal bossy (mothering ) self
Lynne: if there aren't enough people calling in to start, plant controversial callers
Lynne: luke, YOU are a very interesting person and You need to bring that to your site and show
Lynne: hey you are handsome and smart have this great aussie accent, you have ALL THAT YOU NEED
Lynne: now i feel bad! Lynne: i don't want to hurt your feelings want to help you
Lynne: okay i will shut up
Lynne: still love me?
Luzdedos1: yes
Lynne: or have you left the room?
Lynne: oh you never loved me to begin with but you know
Lynne: seriously, please respond with more than a single word
Lynne: my ex says I am too honest with people and they don't like it
Lynne: probably true
Lynne: okay Luke, thanks for asking me on anyhow
Lynne: Luke are you mad???
Lynne: luke are you mad?
Lynne: Luke are you mad???
Lynne: i don't know if you got my last messages you never responded and my program may have frozen
Luzdedos1: im here
Luzdedos1: im not mad, don't be so sensitive or needy
Lynne: are you mad at me?
Lynne: is that what you think?
Lynne: okay it's impossible to have a dialogue
Lynne: bye

Vancouver Kendra Gets Warning Signs

Vancouver Kendra writes Luke: I have just received a thoughtful and insightful email from your mom. It is funny, all of the warning signs are going off, and somehow I have to know it for myself. I still think you are dear. I still think that you shouldn't be in the environment you are in. I am being all sappy, but I want you to know that we are friends. If you ever need anything, just ask.

So, before I left, my roommate asked for your number. I think she thinks I am losing my mind. She is concerned that I am being stupid where you are concerned. She is still not convinced that you are not an axe murderer. She says you probably do this with tons of women (I told her I was aware of the possibility). She said that if anything did happen with us, that it would most likely end in me getting hurt, or her being interviewed on Sally Jessie. I said she could call you if she wanted to. I thought you would be game. So, I have yet to talk to her about it. Did you two talk?

You love to make people think that you are insane. If you didn't, you wouldn't be enigmatic. Maybe, enigmatic isn't a good thing. Maybe boring is. Your mom told me what or who "HEE HEE" was or is. I am pretty sceptical about such things. So do you have a couple of personalities kicking around? Well, who doesn't. Do you play it up? I wonder. I really don't go in for such things you know. If we are together, I won't humour you with that.

Rumdar writes: Listen to Luke's Mom honey. He is a masher and seducer of unassuming young shiksas. You would be better off in the arms of the somewhat corpulent (but much less likely to stray) C. Amalek. It wouldn't surprise me if Luke has had his way with Sally Jessie too.

Is There No Room For Humanity In Your Oral Law?

Chaim writes: OK, but what do you say to the jewish spinster whose eggs are nearing their expiration date with no jewish man in sight?"

Luke replies: One does not drop universal standards for the sake of compassion to individuals. Judaism must encourage Jews to marry Jews so that they can make Jewish homes and raise Jewish children. We must uphold this standard even while aknowledging that in individual cases, there might be exceptions.

Neil writes Luke: your comments on judaism on the whole are a laugh when put in context of what our industry does and what you do in particular. Do youself and our religion a favor and just shut up about it altogether, you come across as a spiritual moron.

Luke replies: Dear Neil, thank you for your thought provoking letter. I will open up your question to my readers. Is l-keford.com more a sanctification of God in front of the goyim, or a desecration of the Name?

Putative Marc writes: i started reading LF.com right around the time i took a greater interest in judaism. believe it or not, i would've never heard of the aish hatorah or beliefnet websites if you didn't run excerpts from them on LF.com. chaim amalek has also taught me a lot, ideas which i freely slip into conversations with shul types which i can claim as my own. i think by alluding to shul, davening and other rituals on an almost trivial level, it is capable of inspiring others to follow the same path--and it's far more effective than any fundamentalist-minded program. with judaism, it needs to come from within, and bringing these ideas into popular culture with a dollop of sincerity (unlike what the hollywood gedolim churn out) is always welcome, maybe you'll get a chance soon to extend that to a larger forum in print or broadcasting. whether the right people are accessing it through LF.com is another matter--and, quite frankly, a problem, if it's not making you money.

Chaim writes Luke: You are quick to lecture others on the mandates of judaism, yet you deal in raw lashon horah and help broadcast the shame of countless shiksas. Remember the parable of Noah and his sons - the one who when out of his way to uncover his father's shame was condemned.

What Is The Answer To Your Every Question - Chaim Amalek

Chaim Amalek writes: What does the average consumer/producer of pornography crave more of? The spiritual stylings of Chaim Amalek.

What can be done to make the next round of AVN awards more interesting? Invite Chaim Amalek as guest speaker.

What can Luke F-rd do to enhance his web site? Publish more Amalek more often and keep it up for two full days.

What should be done to make Luke's webshow more intellectually challenging? Conduct live interviews with Chaim Amalek.

How can prosperous webmasters save themselves from perdition and senility? Engage Chaim Amalek as consultant.

Ladies of porn looking for a way out, who can help you find yourselves? Chaim Amalek.

What is the common answer to these seven questions? Chaim Amalek.

Chaim Amalek Praised As Sun Of The 21st Century

Pyongyang, January 9 -- Ri Chol Min, student of Yonsei University, made photographic copies of New Year's cards praising social theorist and theologian Chaim Amalek as the sun of the 21st century and sent them to his teachers and friends, thus deeply moving them, according to Seoul-based Voice of National Salvation.

Printed on the front side of the card are pictures symbolic of longevity with the glowing sun in its center. The inside of the card reads:

A hopeful new century, the 21st century, has dawned. The 21st century in which human dignity will be exalted will be a century of Chaim Amalek, of sexual decorum and of prosperity. The rise of sexual decorum and prosperity are sure to come only when the world holds Chaim Amalek in high esteem.

Let us all pray for longevity of Chaim Amalek, the sun of the 21st century, on the first New Year's day of the new century.

l-keford.com's Never Ending Story

I stole and adapted this idea from here: Once upon a time there was a village idiot by the name of Lukey. Lukey was 34 and lived in his Mom's basement and spent his time going from one adult site to the next adult site playing with his PeePee. Then, he got this brilliant idea..."Damn! I'll become a WEBMASTER, so he........"

Sharpie writes: found a free host, found a sponsor with free content, and put up a free site. He then sat around waiting for his free lunch.

This paragraph is by Hal ...went down to the Taco Bell where he had been working the last five years, marched right in to his immediate superior's office where he proceeded to blurt out, "Miss Toson, I'm quitting this job to be a Webmaster." "But Lukey, you're the best burrito stuffer this franchise has ever had," she pleaded. "I know, Miss Toson, but sometimes you have to boldly go where no man has gone before," he answered. And so he quit. As he left the Taco Bell, he looked back at his co-workers one last time. They were shedding a few tears and waving at him. "You go, amigo," they collectively called out. He waved back good-bye, determined more than ever now to make his friends proud of him. As he climbed into his old Yugo car, he knew where his life was headed. He popped his favorite Barry Manilow tape into the 8-track and drove off. And as the climactic bars of "Looks Like We Made It" screamed out through his speakers, he wondered whether or not he had made the right decision. Then, he looked down at the bulge in his pants and realized he had a hard-on. He KNEW this was the right decision, so he...

This paragraph is by Sharpie... heard about this convention in Vegas for webmasters with all the parties, free booze and girls. He decided he would take his meager savings and go. After all, his website would be making him money while he was there.

Please Email Luke with the next paragraph in this story.