Monday, January 8th, 2001
From Exotica-2000.com
It takes a special kind of woman to venture into the adult entertainment industry. In addition to her gorgeous looks, she must possess a physical and mental stamina that goes beyond the abilities of most women. In addition, she can’t be shy about showing off her prowess in front of the camera, knowing that millions of viewers will see her in intense action. Watching Summer Haze turn up the heat in Blondes Do Have More Fun or Spantaneous do her sweet thing in Honeywood exemplifies how multi-faceted these women really are. Knowing all this, have you ever wondered what it would be like to meet these stars?
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We Would Like To Be Your Moral Leader
Luke F-rd writes on the NVBrothels.com forum: In my 4 years as webmaster and proven authority inside the sex industry, I've come to the following foolproof conclusions.
There are 2--and really only 2-- motivations for everything we see, hear and read about on the sex industry: The first, ENVY, is the source of ALL conflicts, of every variety, personal and professional, within the sex industry. The second, REVENGE, is the satisfying feeling that accompanies and motivates ALL sex within the sex industry, both for the men and for the women.
P.S. In my time as webmaster at l-keford.com, I have learned how to play both ENVY and REVENGE with the finesse of Emperor Nero fiddling to burning Rome.
Now, I would like to be YOUR moral leader. To this end, I introduce a new alias on my site, Dr. Laura-Luke. Please post needs or concerns surrounding your own personal sexual morality or identity directly to luke@lukeisback.com c/o Dr. Laura-Luke, and we will advise you.
Sjambok replies: And who better to address concerns of morality sexual issues of identity and such than a self confessed mental patient who claims to have multiple personalities and bables like a psychotic homeless person?
A legend in your own mind, aren't you now? And exactly how did Nero fiddling to a burning Rome illustrate finesse? Or perhaps burning Rome is symbolic of your life or your mental state.
Instead of discussing pornstars working both sides, turn this into the Luke F-rd topic as would be fitting for someone suffering from hedonistic personality disorder, the shink's diagnosis which you posted on your webpage. The incoherency of your posts speak for themselves and anyone wanting to maintain a dialog with you would be better served trying to converse with a recently dsinstitutionalized mental patient whose thorazine hasnt worn off yet.
You're like a socially retarded child who says and does socially inappropriate things because it is the only way you know to satisfy your craving for attention. Rather than you or your alternate posting handles searching the internet for some malady that fits your fancy, why don't you discuss this with your shrink at your next weekly session?
Are you getting counseling because you are dealling with pain, have issues you are working on and sincerly want to change your life or because you enjoy talking about yourself so much that you're willing to pay someone to listen for an hour? I'm not playing your game anymore, Luke. Post as much as you like.
Mr Defendant writes Luke: Dear Luke, I felt the need to throw my two cents in RE: the *current* debate. I agree, there's nothing more important than taking pride in your work, but theres something I dont understand Sjambok's thinking. He/She clearly see's the importance of striving for perfection in ones chosen field, yet they dont give you any credit whatsoever for being the best at what you do. Not *A* psychotic....*THE* psychotic, El Jeffe, Primo numero uno, Le Grande Fromage....Personally Id let you be my moral guide in a second. (Mainly because I figure that the *homework* has got to be extremely light since you obviously have no morals whatsoever:-) Be that as it may, Im in. Sign me up. Just tell me where to deliver the tattered remnants of my (slightly) tarnished soul.
Luke replies: I want you to sell all that you have and come and follow me. I will make you a fisher of men.
Chaim advises: Direct him to www.natvan.com for your mentor's writings.
Are You A Lexington Steele Fan?
Luke F-rd posts on NVBrothels.com: Sjambok, I'll be glad to relieve your heavy load, and answer all questions to your complete, personal satisfaction one-on-one. Email me personally to luzdedos1@aol.com c/o emmett smith and we will meet. P.S. Do you have a hard-on for me?
I have decided that I would like to be your moral leader, Sjambok. Email me when you're ready.
Sjambok replies: One does not apoint themselves as moral leader of others unless you happen to live in Iran or Afganistan or someplace like that. Look to yourself and you will realize that you are hardly the person to lead anyone. Now go take your medicine bipolar boy.
Helpful writes: A cautionary note about Luke F-rd: He really does play both sides! He is both an admitted white supremacist, and a non-Hebrew Jew! If that wasn't enough, he is at once admittedly gay, and a gay-bashing homophobe!
Lynne's statement of Luke's most recent psychiatric diagnosis, sexual anorexia (see her note below), is indeed factual: he not only wears many masks, he unconsciously uses religion to subdue his own overwhelming fear of his sexual dark side.
If you are pro-porn, see Luke's website at http://www.l-keford.com.
If you are anti-porn, see his text-only site for anti-porners at http://www.l-keford.com/text.htm
Anna Malle Available For $1k
One Eyed Trouser Trout writes on BigDoggie.net: Anna's available in the 1k range. She might have an email on her website. I corresponded with her via an email acct on AOL. EXPN@AOL.com or something similar. Regarding Anna. It's my understanding that it is a very satisfying experience and she's very fond of classic European languages.
DFW writes: Both Tera Patrick and Anna Malle will be in Dallas in the next week or so. Does anyone have direct contact infor for Anna Malle? I prefer not to deal with Exotica-2000. What are Anna's rates? I also would love to get together with Tera Patrick. Does anyone know if she escorts? What are her rates? What is her contact number or e-mail?
Cheese writes: Julia Ann politely, but firmly, declined to offer a private show when she was last in my area. Most of what I have read about her since suggests that she isn't available, but I subscribe to (at least a version of) Cheetah's position on availability - they either were, are, or could be, if the right offer comes along. If someone finds out what that "right offer" would be for Julia Ann, please let me know.
Seth writes: Devon was dancing at Miami Gold...She on the Cover Page of Penthouse this Month and Vivid just released another Movie trailer "Were the Boys Aren't #??" in which she has the leading role. I e-mailed her and spoke to her agent and he told me that she does not do it.
Escorts vs Strippers
Fast Eddie writes on BigDoggie.net: Escorts vs. strippers. I just replied to a post by Seth in which he referred to a link on www.l-keford.com that cited comments made by Davia Ardell regarding among other things her strong denial about her escorting, and it got me thinking about the adult industry in general...
I find it amusing that many women who dance, from house dancers to feature dancers, have no problem admitting to it, or talking about it, or advertising it, yet if they are questioned about escorting, they become insulted and defensive, and like St. Thomas, deny it "thrice".
As I said in my post below, I think escorting is a much more honest and noble profession than that of a stripper. If anyone has seen the HBO series "G-String Divas", which happened to be filmed at a strip club about 2 miles from where I work, these girls are much bigger 'ho's than the average escort. It gauled me to watch this show and see how the strippers actually were proud of the fact that they misled and "strung along" their most ardent fans; in some cases, to the point where these guys were paying for breast implants, jewelry and other gifts for girls who had husbands or boyfriends. One poor schmuck actually spent five grand for bigger hooters for one of these babes (word used loosely) who was married and whose husband didn't work, choosing to live off the earnings of his wife...Can you spell pimp, boys and girls?
In another nationally reported incident in my area, a fan actually killed his wife for the insurance in order to continue to finance his extravegant spending on a stripper who dropped the dime on him in a New York minute. It just reinforced my philosophy regarding strip clubs as a whole. To me, going to a strip joint is like going to a 4-star restaurant where the waiter brings out the gourmet meal you've ordered, shows it to you, lets you smell it, and then takes it away without allowing you to take so much as one single bite... and then presents you with the bill. I really feel sorry for the guys who patronize theese places. Are they stupid?
I mean, don't they realize that for the same money they're dropping for the "honor" of oogling a mediocre looking girl, and spending even more money for the opportunity to have a lap dance where she dick-teases the sh*t out of them without ever delivering the goods, they could be spending an hour or two with a lady who will actually do what they're fantasizing the stripper is doing?.... I just don't get it. I know guys who drop $1000 or more in these places.
Now tell me, which would you rather do: Spend that kind of money in a titty bar, or spend an hour with the likes of Ryan Conner, Nici Sterling or Montana Gunn? So to all escorts, pornstars included, who go the extra distance to make their clients' fantasies come true, be proud of what you do. You're in a profession that is a lot more honorable honest than most.
Seth writes on BigDoggie.net: Escorts should feel proud of what they do since in addition of satisfying the customer and fans in most cases they also satisfy their needs and there is no wrong in doing this. This is the oldest profession and the best of all. The majority that are interviwed denied constantlly I guess to mantain an image publiclly. I see it more degrading to pick one up on a strip joint that paying the extra and having one fresh, clean, recentlly bath waiting for you in a private room were you can explore every single detail of her with no rush and noise. I showed this posting so that everyone knows that Davia is a normal girl like the rest and it is to expect from them at all times and for no other reason. I respect Cheetah's average rating and for the price I have nothing to loose but lots to gain on seeing her next month.
The New Order
Chaim Amalek writes Luke: If you expect me to continue to contribute my brilliant analysis to your web site and to your web site alone, I must insist that you move all of my contributions to the top of the frame. Please begin with today's pieces. My many fans demand it.
Amalek's Book Of Practical Prophecy - Book One, Chapter One
Chaim Amalek, a rotund ex-porn star living in Manhattan's west side, writes: Juden of Hollywood, Onan, and all points inbetween - listen up! Be brave, Mr. Luke F-rd, and dare to leave the ghetto of Onan into which you have consigned yourself. Today you can begin to be a true journalist by asking the Gedolim of Hollywood (who funded both Clintons' careers) to respond to the following story (my comments at the end):
NEW YORK -- President Clinton told the people of Israel on Sunday that their land is also the Palestinians' homeland and "there is no choice but for you to divide this land into two states for two people." Clinton also urged the in a major address to find the courage to accept his framework for a negotiated settlement and "not hold out for the impossible more."
AMALEK believes that the tools necessary for the survival of a Jewish state are the tools that were used by the whites of Rhodesia and South Africa to maintain control over the negros. Little did the Jews realize that in delegitimizing those tools, he was undermining the prospects of the Jewish State. Arafat is a clever man. He will accept the most that he thinks he can get for this phase of his struggle: a Palestinian State with Jerusalem as its capital. Then, in a very few years, he or his successor will resume the armed struggle for the right of return of the Palestinian people to the land of the Jewish State itself. In time, millions will "return," and the jewish character of Israel will disappear.
More and more, as Israel experiences first-hand the blessings of diversity, it will come to resemble South Africa. And then it will be gone.
Let the Gedolim of Hollywood be forewarned! The shiksas they get to f--- (sorry, Mr. Douglas, no more Catherine Zeta Jones for you!) or f--- over will think even less of them once the Jewish State is no more. Yes, their testosterone levels will fall as the macho Israeli is reduced to historical memory by the bravery of the Palestinian Man and the awesome fecundity of the Palestinian Woman. And all that will remain of American Jewery is an increasingly inbred, obscurant group of weirdly dressed people.
Amalek's Book Of Practical Prophecy, Book One, Chapter Two
Chaim Amalek writes: Every reader of l-keford.com needs to realize that he is living in special times. These are days of Biblical prophecy every bit as powerful to this generation as the prophecies of old were to previous generations. Without further ado, I present a further prophecy from the mind of Chaim Amalek.
Get Ready to Welcome 4,000,000 Semites
Let's face it. The Palestinian people just won't go away of their own volition, and the Jews do not have the heart to make them go away. Oh sure, they might assassinate a few dozen Palestinians here or there, but in the end, that does not make much of a dent in the population of 4,000,000 Palestinian refugees rotting away, generation after generation, in refugee camps in Jordan, Lebanon, and Egypt. These people want to go home, and in their minds, home is Palestine, the land stretching from the Jordan River to the Meditteranian Sea. But there is an impediment to their return - the presence of Israel, the Jewish State, on that land. A land with a people that was given to a people without a land (sort of). Israel surely cannot admit 4,000,000 angry Palestinians into the Jewish homeland and have it remain Jewish. And yet liberal sentiment agrees that something is to be done for the Palestinian refugees, whose host countries otherwise refuse to have anything to do with them. But what?
The Jews will propose that the Palestinian refugees, all four million of them, be resettled in the United States, and they will use their control over the media in an attempt to sell the American people on this. But it is not a sure thing that the American people will go along, even if the media wills it. In that case, the Arabs will continue to attack until they prevail (as very possibly they will, one way or another), and find themselves with about 4,000,000 surviving jews to dispose of. And guess where they are going to end up? You got it - here in America. (If you think there are too many jewish porners/pimps/lawyers here now, just wait until 4,000,000 Israelis are dumped onto our shores.) And that will be bad news for the Jews already here. We will be less well liked in such a world, and less able to hold our heads up high.
So either way, America, 4,000,000 more semites are on their way. Jews or Palestinians, which would you prefer to bring over? Whatever your preference, better start figuring out where to put them all.
Jewish Singles Events
Mo writes: Luke - I was just curious as to what Jewish singles events Chaim goes to in NYC? Every one that I attend has a 4 to 1 male to female ratio. All you can see are the tuchas' of guys! You practically need a periscope to even find a woman. The ones that you do see are, uh-hum, not of the highest caliber.
Is there any chance that Luke can take Kendra on a coast to coast tour of Jewish singles events? How about dragging a few more porn stars to them. The only thing these things do is to increase the duration of male celibacy. The hot babes that are there have very little interests other than Club Med or guys with mucho gelt.
Chaim replies: I do not, ever, go to Jewish singles events here. LA this is not. (And what is the ratio over there? I recall you went to one such event last year that so traumatized you that you never spoke of it again. Have you sufficiently recovered to the point that you can tell us what that was like?)
Singles Events, like pornography, are Mother Nature's way of telling you that you are not meant to reproduce.
Luke replies: I do not know why you hate Jewish people's singles events so much. I have often met wonderful, enlightened and attractive women at such places and engaged in many stimulating conversationst that led to provocative and arousing dates that tantalized me with the possibilities of marriage and children. The reason that I have not written about such events on my site is that I respect their holiness. They are too intimate and special to me to divulge their secret rituals on LF.com.
Chaim replies: How much of this is bulls---? You know, there is a time for irony, and a time for truth.
When was the last time you made love to a shiksa? When was the last time you made love to a jewess? Please explain.
Luke: It's been about 18 months since I've been with a Jewish woman in that intimate and special way. And about ten days since I was with a non-Jewish woman in that way. It can be more complicated to be with a Jewish woman in that special way in that you are more likely to see her and those close to her again. It is thus more difficult to objectify a Jewish woman as a sexual object.
Fred writes: A long time ago, when I used to go to Jewish singles events in Silicon valley, I ran across the same phenomenon and stopped going. I wonder whether a) this is a universal phenomenon insofar as Jewish singles events are concerned; or b)whether it is regional (e.g. a reflection of silicon valley demographics); c) Jewish women simply don't want to meet Jewish men; or d) whether it is a common feature of singles events in general. Luke--what's the scoop?
Luke replies: Singles events in my experience have been mixed in this regard. Some events have more women than men, and vice versa. I do notice that once a regular event is dominated by guys, women stop coming. My Los Angeles Jewish singles trip to Israel had twice as many women as guys.
Fred writes: A Kentucky Fried Chicken location in New York City is running a special on what they are calling a "Bucket of Hillary" (two small breasts, two very large thighs, and a bunch of left wings).
Rumdar writes: I think my friend has a good point. Mix those genes up a bit. I know a Jewish guy who is married to a Filipina. Imagine the female offspring. Little brown Jewish chicks who love to f---.
Mo writes: Luke - I'm a SJM Prof male in his early 40's who lives in NYC. If you find yourself in a job which has long hours, what can you do to meet someone? The girls I've met at singles events usually are not the type that I have much in common with. I'm not religious, and am very well versed in rock music, the entertainment business, and politics. I can't seem to find one gal who's into those things. Jesse Jackson would have a whole new meaning of the "vicious cycle of pain" if he ever saw the Jewish singles scene. It's "What do you do" and "how much are you worth" rather than how interesting you are or what do you look like.
I happen to be very presentable at 5'10", 160 lbs, with green eyes and long brown hair that's starting to go gray. My single friends are practically living lives of celibacy, except for one who has a African-American girlfriend (he's Jewish). I myself haven't had a date in several years! If you are working 50-60 hours a week, how much time is left to meet anyone? To paraphrase the Stones in "Street Fighting Man", "What can a poor Jewish boy do in his 40's, 'cause in sleepy NY town there's no place for Propecia/Rogaine taking cool Jewish Man!"
By the way, that's de rigueur now for Jewish men in their 40's, i.e. Propecia/Rogaine cocktails have replaced pot and JD with ginger ale! I must say though, that my hair is starting to look like Jagger's again. The stuff actually works. Unfortunately, I have no outlet to practice all that I have learned from the many hours I spend watching The Hot Zone! It seems that every Jewish guy I know is a walking encyclopedia of porn knowledge! Every time I call one of my friends and ask what's he up to, he says, "I'm watching that skel Jon Dough get another blow job!"
Chaim Amalek advises: The Final Solution to the problem of jewish men who cannot score at jewish singles events is to start looking at other racial groups. Latinas, negresses, melanesians and the like are thrilled to find that a man without a criminal record and a steady income is interested in them, no matter his age or how big a dweeb he may be. And regarding your excuse about working too long to meet women, you DO know that that is just an excuse. If you were a 25 year old guy working for Goldman Sachs, for example, your hours would be even longer, but the babes would be plentiful. And what sort of hours do the Gedolim of Hollywood work? No, you have a serious problem that is not related to the number of hours you work. So start dating outside of your race, and start having sex again! You have nothing to lose but your racism.
Luke says: No way. Jews should only date and marry Jews so that they can build Jewish homes. This is not racism - this is religion. To build a Judaic home, you need a Jewish spouse. One's religion should be more important than one's love life.
Chaim writes: My responsa to the Jewish man's lament was incomplete. Another issue needs to be addressed, namely, his foolish self-medication to retain his hair. This poor shlub is taking both Rogaine and Propecia to grow hair. I am not certain just how much hair he has grown or where, but it is my understanding that Propecia will more reliably grow BREASTS on a man and crush his libido than it will grow hair. Think about this - in a foolish effort to appeal to jewesses, you are poisoning yourself and compromising your manhood! You do not see Bruce Willis engaged in such behavior, do you? Or Jesse Ventura? Neither do you see them trying to appeal to jewish women. I urge you to drop both the drugs and forget trying to appeal to the jewesses of Manhattan. Focus on the PR's (Puerto Ricans), the Dominicans, and even the negresses. Be happy, be healthy, and look beyond the racism of the old oral law.
Jewish Shingles Events Are Painful To Attend
Chaim writes: Jews should not marry other jews. (Jews are not in need of jewish genes and the distinctive traits that they confer anyway.) Most jews instinctively feel this to be true, and it is.
Rumdar writes: Hey, what if the genes went the other way? Say a Jewish guy drops Hebrew seed in some outpost in The Philippines. Instead of the daughter mellowing out and enjoying sex she becomes totally neurotic and starts shrink wrapping palm tress to keep the dust off them?
Really Amigos..Isn't all this religious mumbo jumbo just another attempt to keep us from having fun? It is no more valid than the Native American "Ghost Dance" was at "Wounded Knee." Five minutes after we are all dead no one will remember or care what the f--- we did, or who the f--- we boinked. Actually no one cares now except our neurotic relatives and friends (and X wives) who are jealous. We could be Goyisha, Jew, Moslem, Buddhist. Branch Dividian (a fun form of Christianity, think 13 year old)..It all means nothing. We expire and become fertilizer. The Jewish shtick on Luke is no more than an a cleaver ploy by Luke to keep us from becoming bored with porn. So what am I attempting to say? Nothing!! . Carry On. Lets have some more fun.......
Supreme Court Rejects Free Speech Challenge
WASHINGTON, Jan 8 (Reuters) - The U.S. Supreme Court rejected on Monday a free-speech challenge by six university professors to a Virginia law that bars public employees from using state computers to access sexually explicit material on the Internet....
I discussed Weirdest Porn Stories 2000 on the Rowdy and Phipps radio show in Anchorage, Alaska Monday morning. Listen here.
Can Porn Stars Act?
Patrick Riley writes on RAME: The subject means, "Can they act credibly or sufficiently well to fool the audience that they are the character they purport to be or can they fool the audience into believing that their character is actually experiencing whatever activity they are pretending to portray."
As to their ability to act at the standard of mainstream "A" movies, the answer is that since the beginning of plotted porn, none of them have ever shown any ability to that level hence the likelihood is that of course they can't. Exception for the occasional role as a hooker or a stripper or a dancer where one could dispute that there was any acting involved either because they're really just doing what they do in real life or because such roles require little effort.
Of course it's impossible to prove a negative so if Jenna Jameson and her SFB's think that she has a chance of ever doing anything substantial (beyond hooker/stripper or a low-skill part in a "Z" movie), dream on. To the less starry-eyed, I'd just like you to conjure up a mental image of Jenna Jameson as Scarlett O'Hara in Gone With The Wind or as the preacher-woman (Katherine Hepburn) in The African Queen or the Ingrid Bergman part in Casablanca, or, if you want something more modern, the Kristin Scott Thomas role in The English Patient. Laughable, eh? OTOH she could probably be a background bartendress in Coyote Ugly.
But that brings up the next point. Why should anyone (in their right mind and not having an ulterior motive) ever cast Jenna or anyone similar in a mainstream "A" role, even as a bit player? Last time I checked, there were thousands of better looking, smarter, wannabe mainstream actresses looking for work, some (probably most) of whom have had some drama school education and some actual acting experience albeit in amateur theatricals? In contrast in Jenna we have a body damaged (tits and tattoos) girl whose claim to fame is lying on her back and thinking about the check while being videoed by an amateur cameraman on something that passes for a set. Not to mention the notoriety that will piss off the family audience. Again as a whore, no problem, but that doesn't require acting and BTW those mainstream non-whore actresses can actually act that part too.
Oh, but what about the "fan" base? Won't they rush out there and buy Jenna's mainstream movies? Sure, all couple of thousand (and I'm being generous) of them will. Big compensation when tens of thousands of anti-porn people stay away. And, I'm not even so sure that "fan" base will be rushing to buy every movie. To Frank S: You're a fan of Traci Lords, aren't you? Do you own every one of her non-porn movies? Including the exercise tape? Employing a porn star in a mainstream movie, especially an "A" movie is a lose-lose proposition except for those hooker/stripper no-acting-required roles. So, Jenna's SFB's are safe; they can dream on about the nefarious hiring practices of Hollywood, the discrimination, etc...they can join the industry SFB's who used to say the same thing about Annette Haven.
Oh, and to lattara, yes we all know that some of the acting in the "Z" grade movies is abysmal, especially in things like erotic thrillers. That's why they're "Z" grade and direct to video and that's what the phrase, "The acting is as bad as a porno movie" exists. Just because there's bad acting in some of the lower quality Hollywood crap doesn't mean that adding a porn performer would improve it and I very much doubt that the "It couldn't make it any worse" argument would hold much attraction for the producers.
Yes, I'll agree that Georgina Spelvin, and a few others (although I draw the line at Jeanna Fine) are brilliant actresses...for porn performers. That just shows how hopeless the rest are. Georgina, Colleen Brennan, Clair Dia, Sandi Dempsey and a few others did mainstream (somewhere between "B" and "Z" grade) movies back in the seventies but the fact that you've never heard of the movies and the fact that Colleen in particular was reduced to doing porn to make ends meet should tell you something about the quality of their performance in them. The seventies were an era where any prejudice against porn performers was at a much lower lever--most people probably wouldn't even know--and the directors and producers had feet in both camps. Today, Ginger Lynn and Marilyn Chambers are abysmal failures in mainstream and forced to return to porn. You think this might be a hint?
I didn't really start this to comment on porn stars in mainstream which IMO, except for the terminal slaverer, is a no brainer but rather to question whether porn performers can act in the porn world and the answer from my perspective is a resounding NO! The only erotic value of any porn movie today comes from porn performers doing a real performance or from the simple physical or emotional beauty of the real girl.
As one of the imagination-challenged inadvertently pointed out in wearing a badge of honor that he FF's over the non-sex portions, there are two components to every movie, even Ed's: the non-sex build-up, lead-in, reason-for-being,...and the sex part. The non-sex part is the area most people call plot and that's where they attack the performers' non-ability to act but they forget that the sex requires acting too. It's in the latter that the porn performers and the industry are so culpable.
Shouldn't the slut-du-jour be able to convince you that she's really enjoying having sex with Joe Stud? Shouldn't Joe Stud be able to convince you that he's barely able to contain his passion for Miss Slut? Isn't this the basis for porn?
Apparently not in the minds of many here. Instead it's how many chopsticks or bible pages one can shove up one's asshole, how far you can insert an arm, whether the girl does "everything", how far the stud can shoot a load, how much the girl can gape, etc. The freak show, the mechanics, ... no wonder porn has such a bad reputation.
Axle writes: Several months ago I worked on a softcore skin flick that featured regular struggling actors willing to do some nudity mixed with a couple of hardcore performers that I recognized. One of those was Tina Tyler, who I at the time assumed was in the regular struggling actress category.In the one scene in which I observed her that did not involve sex, she gave a very capable and natural performance and I was surprized as hell when I started noticing her on boxcovers, considering her apparent talent and the fact that she was cool as hell and seemed very intelligent, whether you're taking into account that she's a porno star or not.
Patrick Riley Defends T.T. Boy
Patrick Riley writes on RAME: Far be it from me to defend TT (although I will in this case) but Frank, like people who hate Ed and refuse to watch him, you're speaking from a position of ignorance. Rent a copy of 18 And Nasty #12 where he screws Mattie La Mae, Jodi Roxx, and a girl called Gina.
In all three cases, the scenes are erotic and the girls look like they actually enjoy having sex with him. In no way could they be described as cantaloupes or any other inanimate vegetable or fruit either physically or emotionally. Gina, for example, is not the greatest looker (just passable) but there's a rapport between TT and her that is simply missing from most other people's performances. Only Ed or a real life couple occasionally reach the same level. This girl was also in #3 where she also got on wonderfully with TT.
It's just armchair psychology but it seems to me that TT, and probably Ed although he doesn't manifest his displeasure the same way, is comfortable with girls who are submissive and naive. Women who are strong and assertive (pushy in my vocabulary) such as Tara cause him to react negatively. If that's true, it seems to me to be a pretty good attitude. Treat those who are unable to fight back--i.e. weaker than you--with kid gloves; give your equals both barrels (hmmm, mixed metaphors but separated by a semi-colon--is that good English?).
If you could change his [Kid Vegas] annoying Gen-X bad boy attitude which I believe is a sham, the Kid could be a good performer. I have a love-hate relationship with his movies. I hate the silly guns and drugs and the ego but I love it when he screws the girl. Most of the time there seems to be a real feeling of passion--at least he wants to screw her even if she's not so thrilled. OTOH, move him over to a plotted or raincoater movie and the lifeless stale girls in those and you may well see just as bad a performance from him as you see from the other studs in the business.
Hey, Tim, are you sure we can't interest you in the joys of the following: Mickey G. Jon Dough, Mark Woods, Trevor, Vince Voyeur, Eric Everhard, Dave Hardman, Rick Masters, Bobby Vitale...
I bet Tori looks a lot better even now than a lot of her detractors better halves! (no offence intended, but a good reality-check point, ha?)
Riley replies: Why is that a good reality check-point? I certainly don't watch porn to see someone who looks like my better half--I presume you mean the wife. To the contrary, I'm paying to watch someone who's in the top 0.0001 percent of the population looks-wise, someone who would never be interested in me in real life.
David Clark writes on RAME: And for those who say, f--- those location fees and high crew costs, spend the money on the talent, instead, I suggest you be punished by being allowed to watch nothing but DIRTY DEBUTANTES tapes for the next month -- that's the series that adopted that set of fiscal values, and ran with it!
Riley replies: Exactly, and if I may be excused for an inflammatory statement: who makes more money, David? Ed or ... Personally I like the idea of the locations they used back in the seventies: tract houses and someone's apartment. Far more believable when there's a pile of laundry on the washing machine, dirty plates in the sink in the formica kitchen, a twenty year old refrigerator, and a beaten up old couch in the living room. Do you have granite counter tops, a Sub Zero refrigerator, and seating for fifty in the living room?
And, voyager, it's Cherry Rain and she's been in MDD #157, #159, #160, #161, #164, #165, #166, #167, #168, #169, and #170. By this time Ed has well and truly removed her debutante status and she's worn out her welcome with me. Not that she had too much of a welcome to begin with due to her pre-pubertal body form (no waist). I'm sure she'd be a wonderful addition to the Max Hardcore stable where she could easily pass for 12 or even 8 if you covered up her small tits. She also has a very annoying giggle and her performance in Barely Legal #7 with window-washer Jay Ashley is as fake as they come. Yo, to rejoin another thread: another acting failure!
Patrick Do you think Nadia Moore's tits were enhanced. They're almost too perfect in their gravity defiance and roundness, yet are small. Why pay that money and go under the knife for such a "tasteful" job? but I've always wondered about Nadia's.
Riley replies: My guess is that like Silvia Saint she had had some firming-up in the form of a small implant but I have no particular inside knowledge.
I also am not much for g/g however just the other day I watched 18 And Eager #3 (Gentlemen's Video) and in it there's a really good (meaning realistic) scene between a girl called Dita Payne and another who I think is Crystal Sky from #2 but who's credited as Kennedy. It not the hefty huge-titter who appeared in Fresh Flesh #13 and some of the BJ movies, thank god.
Dita looks very similar to Daisy Chain (a real nut crusher) but the tattoos don't match up in location and shape. They're both freaks though with a huge number. Dita also has nipple posts and a clit post, and a tongue pin and I noticed in this movie that she has black fingernails except the forefinger on her left hand where the nail has been trimmed to man-like length and left unpainted. Short stubby fingers too. She's aggressive which is OK in a bull-dyke; just think of her as the man. Not that she's unattractive facially and body wise apart from the self inflicted injuries.
Her counterpart has long golden blonde hair, small tits, lithe body, belly button ring, passable face, shaven pussy, tight waist, and an exceptionally nice little butt. So good you'd think she had stolen it from a black girl. Apparently there's supposed to be some sort of teacher/student or neighbor/schoolgirl relationship between the two but the editor saw fit to leave out this distracting plot element and instead you come in on them, near-naked on the bed. Dita is very much the aggressor, kissing the other girl with lots of open mouth action, later working her way down the body to the holy-of-holies where she gives Crystal's pussy a good going over. Unfortunately the editor also saw fit to dub in some extraneous moaning to supplement what's there but it's not too intrusive. Eventually the other girl reciprocates and I have the impression that Dita has a somewhat enlarged clit based on the position of her clit pin and the large labia minora--must be something hiding under there. There's some use of a purple (IIRC) dildo and some frottage (the two girls lock legs and rub their pussies together). At the end they kiss and one says the that was very nice.
For fans of long nipples the last girl in the movie is Leigh Brooke (presuming they get at least two girls named correctly) who has nearly non-existent areola but nipples that must be at least an inch long. Unfortunately she looks a little like Regan Starr and even more unfortunately Dick Nasty is the stud.
David Aaron Clark Writes On RAME
The cost differential between buying a 60-minute mini-DV tape and purchasing the equivalent amount of, say, color 16mm film AND paying for the processing AND the telecine process (so that the footage can be edited on video, on-line or off-line, as is the standard now through every thinkable commercial film/video industry) is simply astronomical.
A show like WHITE TRASH WHORE, while I don't know those particular budgets, can run anywhere from $6,000 to $15,000. And while Vivid does regularly grant budgets in the $75,000 range for prestige productions, their typical budget for an average feature (and this holds true at all the industry's leading feature-oriented companies) is less than half that.
Some videos have no location costs at all. Others -- including some of the Evil Angel-style gonzos -- pay for expensive locations and even more expensive studio time. Still, most such fees are a drop in the bucket compared to Hollywood -- though a truly high-end porn production might drop bucks in the same range as a very modest independent film or straight-to-cable, minor-studio "B" picture. Also, while a non-Southern Californian might not understand why businesses and individuals charge so much, you have to remember the porn industry is working the same physical territory as Hollywood, so they're often competing for the same places -- thanks to Hollywood, every schmuck with several hundred square feet and good light thinks he's got a Valuable Property on his hands. Plus which, putting your natural horniness aside (because you're not going to be invited to perform, or usually even watch), would you rather be paid $15,000-$25,000 to have your Snazzy Digs rented for four days so, oh say, Burt Reynolds and Joan Chen can emote in it, or $500-$2,000 so Sasha Gabor and Cumisha Amado can deposit their personal odors and fluids all over it? Raincoaters in the terminal phases need not answer ....
And for those who say, f--- those location fees and high crew costs, spend the money on the talent, instead, I suggest you be punished by being allowed to watch nothing but DIRTY DEBUTANTES tapes for the next month -- that's the series that adopted that set of fiscal values, and ran with it!
l-keford.com's Featured Whore Of The Day - Mila
From NVBrothels.com: Mila began her adult film career after first receiving a degree in psychology and working in the medical field. She entered the adult industry for the shock value, not the money. She has appeared in more than 500 adult films and has her own label with Dangerboy Video. Mila directed and starred in the Mila: Queen of Nasty line in which she breaks new girls into the industry. She won the AVN Most Outrageous Sex Scene Award in 1998 with My Girlfriend's Girlfriend, in 1999 with Ass Artist, and in 2000 with Perverted Stories. This petite blond is well known for her squirting and loud screams during sex scenes. Mila is a regular at the Moonlite Bunnyranch. She and Bunnyranch owner Dennis Hof appeared on the Howard Stern show in August 2000 and on Ricki Lake in September.
Excerpt from a field report by a whore monger named CAP: " ...Prior to the start of the party she tried to explain what this involved, but words failed miserably. The movie shows it all, but try to imagine that you're having sex in the cowgirl position. She's going in nice long rhythmic strokes when she starts to come. Suddenly there is this deluge of warm clear fluid pouring out over your dick and down over you balls - heaven. Mila is the bomb at any price. Mila has ruined me for the usual hour party - mega thumbs up for Mila." Click here: Report on Mila of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch
Amused writes: Did I read that correctly? She pissed on his balls and he is happy about it?
Lexus Locklear
Barrister writes: Hi Luke, I heard that Lexus is retiring, or has retired. Is this true? If so, is there any additional material to be released? She is the first performer that interested me in the business. I met her one weekend at a club down South during a sporting event. She seemed very intelligent and down to earth. Of course, that has been over six years ago-- before her surgery and entrance into the business. Actually, she told me at that time that she was thinking of starting a career in film. I've always hoped to run into her again, but she has never drifted my way. What can you tell me about her? There doesn't appear to be any real information about her. Have you met her as well? What do you think about her? Do you know what her plans are?
Luke: I've never met her. She retired years ago. I have a small profile of her here.
No CES Porn
Ari writes: Luke I went to CES today. As you know, the porn is basically gone from CES. When I went to the Las Vegas Convention Center pavilions, there was a big sign by the entrance that said, "CES is not affiliated with AVN or the Sands Expo show. Your CES badge will NOT get you admittance to that show! Be sure to visit our adult entertainment hall in the Riviera." So I figured, OK, check out the Riviera. I walked down there, there is a sign warning you, "You must be at least 21 to enter this exhibit." But then I walk in and...practically nothing. There were about 4 booths (yes, four). One of them was Candidcam.com, thats the only one I remember. There were no girls. There were no crowds. Maybe Monday or Tuesday I will check out the Adult show, but I heard it costs $15.
Traxxx writes: Hey, Luke! I noticed that Bianca Trump is in Vegas attending CES. And while there, she will also be available for escorting, which to me is odd. Didn't she promise us not too long ago, that she will not be whoring away from home anymore? Something tells me that Bianca is getting desperate for money again.
All The Hos Are In Vegas
From www.nvbrothels.com: SIDEWINDER* (97 posts) Jan-06, 01:06 PM (CST) "All the ho's are in Vegas" with the big CES convention happening this weekend in Vegas, I notice that alot of the pronstars will be there. What is interesting is what they will be doing there. It use to be that the CES convention was for the film companys to show off their new merchandise for sale. The pornstars were paid to be there as hostesses to work the different booths that the companys set up. They did such things as sign pictures and talk with the visitors. It now seems as if many of the ladys have their own ideas on what the week is for. I have seen many advertise on the web as private escorts for the five days that they are in Vegas. Biannca Thump and many more Courtesans who once worked at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch will be doing escort service. I guess the more I think about it. Prostitution never changes that much. I remember hookers knowing when soliders got paid and being in town to make the money. Only now, instead of going after soliders, they are in town going after the high rollers! Click here: NV Brothels Discussion Forum - "All the ho's are in Vegas"
Players Ball
Banner Guy writes on Netpond: Just got back from this Players Ball. All I saw was the 'players' in the business acting like they were black. Man 99.99 % of the webmasters out there were white, we don't need all those black music and black rappers?!?! Why do D$ and friends act like they are black and have all black groups up there. I have noting against black people or rap & r&b but why the f--- would we need this at a webmaster party. Play some rock or house music!!! No wonder why it was so busy at the house/trance place up there....
D$ from PlayersBall.com replies: It's not about being black, it's about hip hop. If you knew from the hip hop culture, you'd know that it's not just black people. Eminem is white, doesn't try to be black, just a hip hop performer. When we're on stage, it's show biz. For those who missed it, B-Side Players opened up the night. They are a world music/latino/acid jazz band. Far from rap.
Luke Gets Mail
Lynne writes: I started reading the memoir file....on my favorite subject, realizing that, every time Luke meets a new woman he wants to impress, he runs such copy. Who is she, Luke? I'm saving the audio download of Luke getting blown for a special moment, perhaps one when I'm full of loathing at my carnal weakness, so I can titillate myself with the sound of degradation....
Atlanta photographer Brad Fitzgerald writes: I do NOT "cybersquat" any domain names, if i have a feature dancers domain, it is cuz they ASKED me to do their site, of which there are some, for sure... if the person that sent that would like to name ONE (or more) that i supposedly "cybersquat" the domain name of...I would LOVE to hear that!
Porn ace writes: Damn Luke reading about these dirtbags that were involved in pushing this disgusting kiddie porn made me sick.Unf---ing believeable!Was it anything for a $tinking buck for these $ick f---$ or what? I'm just wondering if Lynne L-patin regrets working for these creeps back in the 70's and now realizes that this kind of child pornography is untolerable? Does she really think that it is OK for 12 olds (and perhaps younger) to be having sex??
MK writes: Dear Luke, I would like to ask a minute of your time to ask you 2 questions. Is there such a thing as a "Movie Encyclopedia"(book) about adult movies, with movie titles, actors, and reviews?
Luke says: Check out the books from Prometheus by Patrick Riley.