Thursday, December 21st, 2000

How Masturbation Threatens Civilization

A few years ago, I sat next to a religious Jew in a very Orthodox shul. A screenwriter and an intelligent man, he was amenable to discussion. I asked him if he bought Orthodoxy's prohibition of masturbation. He did. I found that amazing.

Now I read that Pat Riley has similar thoughts and I want all you wankers out there (that includes you Chaim) to respond to this challenge from Pat: "Seriously though, it's not religion per se that is against porn; it's any civilization that has to ensure support (in its largest sense) for the children and the females. Briefly, if the male can find another outlet to satisfy his craving for sex, he won't make the sacrifices and adjustments necessary to pair bond with a female and porn helps him masturbate which serves as a crutch to avoid that commitment."

Lynne writes: Porn has helped me masturbate for over twenty-five years, and I've never noticed it interfered with my ability to make a commitment to pair bonding with a man despite the necessary sacrifices and adjustments. Because men can handle neither pornography nor masturbation responsibly, we females should be deprived by civilization of the enjoyment of jacking off to porn? Over my quivering body!

Jade Marcella, Zoe Still Missing

Jade Marcella is still missing. As is Zoe, says her manager Tabetha Yang (310-858-1459), who writes: "Dearest Luke, I have waited to say anything about Zoë not making it to the Tera Patrick show because I have been waiting to hear from her for a reason as to why. But I STILL have not heard from her - nor has her family - they called ME just last night! I'm VERY concerned and feel greatly offended that people have put her in the same category as the unprofessional, selfish individuals that plague this industry. Specially since she is scheduled to appear at Eros Station in Van Nuys tomorrow night LIVE at 6pm!!! Adella was right about her one statement on Luke F-rd, Zoë is missing and if anyone knows where she is - please contact me right away. The last I heard from her was on Tuesday at 2:12pm when she left a broken up message (obviously she was traveling and using her cell phone) asking me for the details of the show and address. I don't think that she would have bothered if she was intentionally "flaking"!"

Gene Ross writes: Kendra Jade had just been on the phone this afternoon with Zoe's boyfriend of the last three years, but according to Kendra, he didn't sound too distressed over the fact Zoe has pulled a vanishing act. Rumors are running rampant that this is Zoe's way of ditching the adult business. Stay tuned.

Holiday Greetings

Hi luke! We wanted to wish you and yours a Happy Holiday! We're always on this site, just trying to keep up with all the chaos, sometimes adding to it... Everyone have a safe and wonderous season, and come by the Sin City Booth at CES to say hi. Love to all... Evan Stone, jessica drake, & Layne (the girlfriend)

Rainbow Party

Wildlife Video held a party at the Rainbow on Sunset Blvd Sunday night. The place was filled with "boy porn stars," says Shawna, a porn exec.

"All of the guy porn stars were there," she says. "I felt like I was in some sort of Vegas review because I was sitting at the bar talking with six male porn stars. All these cute men, not that I would sleep with any of them. Marc Davis is so pretty that I can't even bear it."

Let's Talk About Gene Ross

I hear that Gene will bash Paul Fishbein and AVN again today.

Catty says: "Can I tell you the general reaction I've heard to the Gene Ross revelations about AVN? It's nothing that people don't know. It's nothing that people are overly concerned about. You know that everyone is corrupt in this business. The backlash against Gene is coming in. I have no opinion. But more than five people I've talked to say Gene looks bad for doing this. He worked there for 14 years. Bashing AVN is your job. But dissing your old boss looks bad. It looks venomous and vicious. Everyone's still talking about it."

Luke says: I predict that we will get a reaction to the Gene Ross revelations from Paul Fishbein and AVN before the AVN Expo in early January.

Gene Ross writes on his site GeneRossExtreme: "Everything you now read on Luke F-rd, I'm going to do exactly the opposite. And how do you call it bashing, anyway, when you've merely pointed out the fact that AVN's major award this year was as compromised as a secret files disk at Los Alamos? Then, again, those secret files disks don't have the stench of loose sphincter all over them, either."

Esad writes: dear luke, the real deal inside Extreme is that they are very nervous about their potential legal exposure. It will be interesting to see how big a party Extreme throws at CES with the money they owe everybody else in this cesspool of an industry! Do you notice how dull Gene's site is once he has laid off the AVN poop? How many more inhouse interviews with Extreme directors can Gene do to fill out his website? Even Tod Hunter is making fun of Gene! Word has it that Fishidiot will drop a minor bomb on Extreme next week! Fortunately for Fishidiot, his partner, and his slew of lawyers are now handling the Extreme/Ross problem. Fishidiot's partner might be very quiet but he is not the kind of person you want to piss off!

If Gene Ross kept such wonderful records during his 14 years at AVN maybe he could produce one shred of evidence that he was ever offered a piece of the business? Gene, just go to Paul and apologize, tell him you did all of this to promote AVN and Geneross.com, Fishidiot with his great sense of character judgment (did you ever meet his first wife) will believe you and immediately rehire you! Gene and Paul reunited! The whole world of porn can once again sleep soundly knowing that Gene Ross can once again suck his employment milk from Paul Fishidiot and the massive AVN tit. Happy chanukah to all!

Don Barzini writes: Luke, this Ross fellow is playing it smart. And his answers to his detractors are pure Corleone: never let anyone know what you're thinking. He's going to the mattresses and waiting for a better time to make his next move. When? If it were me it would be just before the AVN show and awards. It's the smart move. Build the anticipation. Let your enemies sweat or drop their guards. And then hit hard! Morte! But Gene, remember this: Whoever comes to you and proposes a meeting is the one who'll give you up, the one who'll betray you.

Mankind writes: luke, How about taking a unscientific poll of your readers asking everyone if it acceptable behavior to go public with allegations that your old boss cheats on his wife? No matter what an asshole your boss was I believe that this kind of attack makes you the lowest form of human scum available. I guess this would make you eligible to direct movies or run a website for Extreme?

Luke says: Generally, Mankind, I'd agree with you. But I see some caveats to your point. One, we are dealing with the sex business. While generally speaking, even the sex life of a public figure should be kept private, in the sex business, one's private sex life may be publicly discussed more legitimately. Also, Paul Fishbein has often and vehemently proclaimed that he does not screw around. That he's a happily married man. Gene and others are calling him on those claims. Similarly, what got Bill Clinton into trouble over Monica Lewinsky was not the sex, but the lying about it.

Goddess writes: In light of Gene vowing to do the exact opposite of what you report, please post that he will *not* be doing a sex scene any time soon....

Lori Michaels Race Car Driver

Vivid girl Lori Michaels writes: Luke It was finalized today. Beck Racing Motors and Hotchkis Performance will be in charge of my Impala SS Road Racer project car. They will be taking my new '96 Impala SS and converting it into a driveable 92 octane show car that will be at over 30 major shows next year.

The car will get a 785 hp supercharged racing motor, full racing suspension and drive train, paint by Santini, roll cage and custom racing interior fit for a Vivid Girl. The interior will have surround sound with flat screen TV's in the seat backs and visors. The surround sound and tv's will be used for media infomercials, ads, etc. at the car shows.

I would also like to have the sound system so trick that the car will be displayed at the CES show by the audio company. It should be viewed by over 1.2 million people during the year. The conversion project will be featured in one of the major automobile performance magazines . The project will be photographed ( pg ) and I'll be dressed in an outfit that Audrey from Santini is designing. It will match the paint sceme of the car.

Also, Jane from Penthouse said that they would be interested in doing a x-rated photo shoot of me helping with the conversion. Do you know any mechanics with a big tool? hehe

Hotchkis, one of America's best road course drivers, said that he would drive the car in the Nevada Silver State Race. They told me that the car would be capable of over 200 mph top speeds and with a change of the rear end I'd have fun at the drags.

The Vivid Girl thing helped me put this all together. I had no idea how much clout that name carried until I started approaching the manufactures. As soon as I mentioned "Vivid Girl" their eyes would light up and they would say "lets sit down and talk". I actually got this idea from when I was signing for Ecko Clothing and Vivid at the SEMA show in Vegas. I never saw such lines waiting for a photo, and realized that here is a new market, and I'm going to get in on it.

You can see my car as it is now at www.lorilive.com/roadracer.html

I'll also be doing a photo shoot of the project for my web site (x-rated of couse) so that the fans can follow the progress of the conversion. Now remember! I need to find some mechanics with big tools for this project. Hey, maybe Steve would do a Vivid movie around the car. That would be fun. A sex scene at the auto show, in the garage, at the races, in the back seat, in the front seat, bending over the fender, laying on the hood, laying on the roof. hehe Ohhhhh yea! I'm liking this already.

Adultclub.com Patterns Itself On Euroticalive.com

I took a glance this morning at two new webcam sites featuring attractive naked women. Euroticalive.com is the main site. It features East European women.

My friend Kitty says: "If girls have a webcam in their house and they want more money and more traffic, I'm running a good network. Adultclub.com will serve as a portal for women who have their own live cams. It's not hardcore, solo girl. Girls in pajamas. Email me at Kitty@Adultclub.com."

The East European girls simply have to be attractive and be able to type in English.

The money for the operation comes from a low key mainstream guy who's ostensibly left the porn industry.

Kitty: "If you're good to me Luke, and promote my sites, I will fly you to Prague and give you some of these girls. You can be just like Paul Fishbein."

Dear readers, please make sure to visit Euroticalive.com and tell them Luke F-rd sent you. That way I can get all expenses paid trips to Eastern Europe with the AVN publisher and get in touch with our Jewish roots on the schtetl.

Kitty: "It's only been up three weeks but we've been very succesful and made quite a living so far. The girls get regularly pay checks that are taxed. If I get enough girls, I will start offering insurance benefits.

"Who am I to say this is morally wrong? These women want to do this. I would never do it. But if they must do this, they may as well go to a place that is comfortable. You know me. I am trustworthy. I won't let any harm come to these women.

"You understand that even though I am absolutely miserable in this dirty business, I'm trying to do the best I can while I'm here. I'm trying to be professional. I just want to make a million dollars and get out.

"I just wish that you Luke did something nicer for a living. You're a nice person and I wish that you would get out of this madness."

Jorge writes: "Dear Luke. I sell cocaine and heroin and methamphetamines, good quality stuff, at bargain prices. Who am I to say that using these drugs is morally wrong? The users want to do this. I would never do it. But if they must do this, they may as well go to a place that is comfortable."

Kitty writes: Who is this jerkwad? Drugs are horrible. Girls chatting in pajamas is not....

l-keford.com Now Takes Advertising

For the first time, I've started taking flat rate deals to place text links and banner ads on l-keford.com. Places are available all around the site, including on specific subjects or profiles. For instance you can buy banner ads just on the profiles of Linda Lovelace, Traci Lords or Ginger Lynn. Email Luke

What's Luke's Take On DivinePleasure.com?

David writes: Hey Luke: I saw the pictures from Divine Pleasure and I was curious: What's your honest take on the place. Although they claim to be ``tantric healers,'' some of the women seem to be using the place as a front for prostitution. Many of the women don't seem know one iota about tantra (although they are pretty). Just curious -- you've been there. I haven't.

Luke says: I don't know anything about the place as a front for prostitution. The people behind the web site DivinePleasure.com seem harmless and well meaning. They do know something about Tantra though many of the models they employ probably know next to nothing. I'm sure that most users of the web site go there primarily to look at the models and masturbate.

From what I know, the models used on the site are treated well. The girls seem to appreciate the opportunity to work at a more classy place.

I think that exercising discipline with one's sex life is essential and tantra is one effective means. I don't know how many users of the site develop any of this discipline from DivinePleasure.com.

I took a look at the site this morning and gasped when I saw people that I know, such as Robert and Blue Star and Divinity, all going at it. Blue Star and Divinity, the operators of the site, will get together and make love using tantric techniques for hours at a time. They'll have all night sex sessions. They'll start at midnight and make love until morning. They call it "joining spiritually in the Atlantean Love Healing room," says YYY. "And they're married. It's not performing for the camera. The camera just happens to be on."

I talked to a DivinePleasure source YYY.

She said: "It is tantric. It is too tantric for me. People go in there for private tantric lessons. The girls there know a lot about tantra. That's all they do there."

Luke: "What is tantra?"

YYY: "It is spiritual sex. It's generally about prolonging the orgasm and having a more spiritual experience. It's about learning to control your emotions and your feelings and your orgasm. A couple of the goddesses there were trained in India and Maui in sacred sexuality.

"There's huge audience for this. We have hundreds of members. Because people so want to learn about tantra, we're going to start private pay per view sessions.

"If people want something more hardcore, they should go to another Toshi Gold webcam site - LoveHotelLive.com.

"Robert is the tantra instructor at DivinePleasure.com. He's studied tantra for 20 years. He's considered a god in tantric circles.

I spot Kiki D'Aire in the Atlantean Healing room. She's hung out frequently at DivinePleasure.com since October, making videotapes with some of her new friends.

Blue Star says Kiki "is the only Goddess to work here with a porn background."

DivinePleasure.com employs about 20 girls. Some live at the site, some just come and work their eight hour shifts.

"The ultimate goal is to heighten the general consumer's awareness of spiritual sex," says YYY.

Lynne writes: Luke, I read the excerpt you posted about having sex with Ruby, and I must say that it reminded me of why I, too, like sex. So, feeling horny, I went to visit DivinePleasure.com to see if there really was sex available there.

I found not an outcall service but what I expected: pictures of women delivered over the internet. Since when is this a euphemism for prostitution? Doesn't prostitution still require an actual sex act? Isn't what DivinePleasure.com offers actually media, protected under the First Amendment? (P.S.: I'm still horny, though.)

Gene Ross Running Scared?

AgentXXX writes: Actions speak louder than words. Ever since that post on your website claiming that Fishbein and his legal team were about to unleash massive lawsuit action against Gene, Rob Black, and others, Gene has COMPLETELY chilled his jets regarding Fishbein and AVN. His latest excuse for going suddenly silent on Fishbein and AVN (something to the effect: "I never intended for my site to be devoted exclusively to AVN and Fishbein"--yeah, right!) is an obvious, bulls---, face-saving device.

Absolutely NOTHING that Gene (Gene, Gene, the Dancing Machine?) might say in rebuttal to this post, no matter how clever or self-serving (or malicious) is going to change the fact that he, (Not So) Extreme Associates, Ken (Knock On) Wood, and the Big Bad Rob Black Voodoo Daddy backed down in the face of potential massive loss in legal expenses and judgments.

Any attack against Agent XXX7 by Gene and company would merely illustrate an OBVIOUS attempt to divert attention from their sudden reticence regarding King Fishbein and his AVN castle. Gene has effectively been hobbled by the (unsubstantiated) threat of Fishbein's legal knights.

Think I'm overstating the case? Here's the litmus test: I dare (no, I DOUBLE dare) Gene Ross to resume his scathing attacks against Fishbein and AVN, even if only for a 10-sentence paragraph. In relation to the Mighty Fishbein, not only is Extreme Gene's gloves BACK ON, both he and Rob Black are OUT OF THE RING, shaking and hiding behind Kristi and Jessica for protection! Extreme Associates? My ass!

Joe Mama writes Gene Ross: "Gene- No response to my email from you yet about printing that letter. Have you chickened out? I have inside information that I will release on Avn only after I see the "plea for clemency." That interests me to no end. But I wonder if Fishbein has got to you too, as you're sight has become tame in it's expose on that vaulted mag AVN. There are more nefarious goings on over there than you are aware of. The history of the computers can be revealed."

Gene sez: "No, I haven't chickened out. But I literally have boxes of files and tapes which I have to wade through to find the particular Rebecca Gray letter which you're referring to. Man cannot live by bread alone, and this site was never intended to be exclusive to my AVN memoirs, hilarious and side-splitting as they are. I will make comments and relay anecdotes both as the mood serves and as I see fit. Besides, if you have inside information as you claim, then you would have a copy of that letter yourself. I fail to see how my printing of it would bear little concern to you seeing as how you're dying to let some cat out of the bag." (Gene Ross)

Found One writes Luke: With all the hoopla over the Award Shows. I wonder will Gene Ross be there? I mean he's been there before.

2000 Empire Awards Explained

Mike Barry Director of Adult Operations Adult DVD Empire writes: Our decision to present awards for outstanding adult DVD releases was based solely on the following criteria: We openly admit that the nominees were picked based on what we [our editorial staff] felt were the best adult DVD releases in each genre of competition. We also feel that we [our editorial staff] are able to make an informed decision based on our three years of experience in the adult DVD arena.

As I've stated previously, we've been there from day one. We also based some of the nominations on our customers' purchasing decisions. Our site provides the most comprehensive collection of information about adult DVD's - and their stars - which enables our customers able to make a well-informed buying decision. Basically, our customers know adult DVD.

The reason for the affiliation with Digital Playground's "Tera Show": We are not AVN. This is our first shot at an awards ceremony. We felt that the Tera Show was the best medium to reach the entire adult industry. It is viewed by over 20,000 people per show - including the majority of the adult industry. And...it's free to watch. The Tera show is also covered by the entire adult industry press, including Luke F-rd, Gene Ross, AVN, Stunning Curves, etc...

As far as the nominations themselves... Please allow me to clarify this issue IMMEDIATELY. The correct nomination totals are as follows: (Not done by "we hate Adult DVD Empire math") VCA 12 Nominations [from AVN.com: "VCA Pictures got a league-leading twelve nominations"] Digital Playground 8 Nominations Wicked Pictures 7 Nominations Vivid 5 Nominations

We encourage people to question the integrity of our awards show. This will only improve future awards ceremonies. However, at least know the facts before making assumptions and accusations concerning our creditability. Our only purpose of the awards is to improve the adult DVD industry. We feel the AVN awards is still based primarily on the video medium. Feel free to address comments to: info@adultdvdempire.com

Best Regards, Mike Barry Director of Adult Operations Adult DVD Empire

P.S. If anyone is interested in seeing the ballots after the ceremonies, please address the aforementioned email address.

Alien@SinCityFilms.com writes: Hey Luke :) Did Adult DVD Empire get any Sin City DVD's or Review them? Our DVD's are pretty good if I might say. Millenium, Belle De Jour, Sin City The Movie (Which is a Classic), and 2 Rocco DVD's being 30 Men for Sandy and Casanova. Millenium is one our full production DVD's including behind the scenes and photo galleries on the thing. I will send you copy and you f---en tell me what ya think:)

VCA 12 Nominations, Digital Playground 8 Nominations, Wicked Pictures 7 Nominations Vivid 5 Nominations Sin City 0 nominations. Typical of things I suppose.

Luke: I've learned that I, along with Bridgett Kerkove and Mr Marcus, will be handing out these awards January 16 on The Tera Show.

Steven Elliot Kaplan Plays Ball With Feds?

Mike South writes: I had dinner with a very highly placed local government official tonight. The most interesting tidbit I got is that the feds case against Gold Club owner Steven Elliot Kaplan is very weak. almost laughable (The trial starts this spring)

Oddly enough this went against what both this person and I had been hearing all along. Word on the street is Kaplan played ball and is essentially gonna be let off without the charges being officially dropped, after all that would look too suspicious.

Within a week or two I should have a movie script written by an undercover cop about the Gold Club and how the feds used the cop (who was working at the club as security) to get the goods. Will let ya know whats happening if and when i get it.

Curious & Lynne On Lust, Intellect and Kendra Jade

Curious: how was your day
Lynne L-patin: I listened to parts of Luke's radio show, cleaned my room, did laundry
Lynne L-patin: tomorrow I need to figure out how to make a dental appointment, as my tooth is starting to bother me
Lynne L-patin: Question for you....
CURIOUS: do it quick many docs take the week of xmas off
Lynne L-patin: I'll be okay... I'm tough... Re Kendra Jade. I heard her on the radio show, and I wonder, what is the attraction? I know what she looks like....but is she firing on all cylinders?
Lynne L-patin: Or is it just that she is the quintessential stereotypical trailer trash porn princess?
CURIOUS: I have never seen her movies but have seen her on Stern. Dingy. Hey, she f---ed Jerry Springer. What does that tell ya?
Lynne L-patin: She'll do anybody?
Lynne L-patin: Actually it doesn't tell me much...
CURIOUS: Let's just say she probably does not have a library card.
Lynne L-patin: I guess Luke really sees sex as something degrading...and wants to put his principles into practice
CURIOUS: how so?
Lynne L-patin: he talks about finding a professional woman who is respected...but actually has sex with a dingy porn starlet CURIOUS: Most men would. I would.
Lynne L-patin: yes, but you don't rail against the industry, condemn the players, and then consort with them
CURIOUS: Luke freely admits his hypocrisy
Lynne L-patin: very true. and you have always indicated your helplessness, that you are overcum by lust in the presence of porn stars
CURIOUS: except you ;-)
Lynne L-patin: that's because I'm not really a porn star. do you, however, find it funny that I too would have sex with porn stars?
CURIOUS: no
CURIOUS: good looking people are sexually attractive
Lynne L-patin: so it isn't that "most men would," might it be that "most people would?"
Lynne L-patin: that must explain my celibacy then....
CURIOUS: I don't think most women would ... or would they?
Lynne L-patin: or would they admit to it? And would we offer them Ron Jeremy? Or a cute porn star?
CURIOUS: cute
Lynne L-patin: If they were guaranteed orgasms?
Lynne L-patin: I never found any of them all that cute, honestly.
Lynne L-patin: certainly not as cute as either you or Luke
CURIOUS: Their personalities sucked?
Lynne L-patin: not at all
Lynne L-patin: no, that's not true.
Lynne L-patin: I always thought Alex Sanders was cute, but was told he was a real asshole. Always thought Ian Daniels was cute, but he's stupid.
CURIOUS: stupid is not sexy
Lynne L-patin: Kendra? I thought attractive was sexy?
CURIOUS: she's cute!
Lynne L-patin: Cute though stupid girls are sexy, but cute though stupid guys are not?
CURIOUS: Hey, I said I'd f--- her not debate her.
Lynne L-patin: Quote: good looking people are sexually attractive
CURIOUS: yes
Lynne L-patin: Another quote: stupid is not sexy
CURIOUS: I don't want to talk. I want to f---. Guys are visual.
Lynne L-patin: the thing that blows it for me with a cute but stupid guy, is that I then have to agree with everything he says to make him feel superior and pleased with the way things are going. Women are visual too. We figure a smart guy can bring home more bacon
Lynne L-patin: but we like cute guys....
CURIOUS: *ahem* Before you get judgemental on me. Two words: Dave Hardman.
Lynne L-patin: my husband's drug buddy
Lynne L-patin: not too bright
CURIOUS: sexy?
Lynne L-patin: great f---
Lynne L-patin: is a hard dick sexy?
CURIOUS: mine is
Lynne L-patin: show me
CURIOUS: 5.5 inches is not enough so why bother?
Lynne L-patin: 5.75?
CURIOUS: next subject puh-leze!
Lynne L-patin: cock tease
CURIOUS: You started it
Lynne L-patin: I'm a real instigator
CURIOUS: agreed
CURIOUS: can i send this to Luke?
Lynne L-patin: of course
CURIOUS: Kendra might kick your ass
Lynne L-patin: ahh....no, don't send it. I thought you just wanted to talk about your dick...she's a sweet girl, can't help what she is
CURIOUS: so judgemental
CURIOUS: Maybe it's an act.
Lynne L-patin: me?
CURIOUS: Kendra
Lynne L-patin: me judgemental?
Lynne L-patin: Kendra an act? Yes, I did think it might be
CURIOUS: Maybe she scored a 1600 on SATs
Lynne L-patin: Even without that, it could still be an act. Beverly Hillbillies
CURIOUS: She has too many tatts for me anyhow. Gross!
Lynne L-patin: but even as an act, I guess I prefer cute and smart women, and there are plenty out there
CURIOUS: It's nice to have both.
Lynne L-patin: putting your definition of cute aside, I always enjoyed being me
CURIOUS: That is the definition of happiness.
Lynne L-patin: I wouldn't turn down great sex with a porn star for a few tattoos, either
CURIOUS: I guess I wouldn't, and I wouldn't turn down great sex over a few dozen IQ points either.
CURIOUS: I'm sending this to Luke. he needs humor desperately!!!!!!!
CURIOUS: Site is zzzzzzzzzzz

Religion, Bush and Pornography

Mike writes: Luke what a response to my Bush bashing article. The problem with some pornographers is there tends to be no sense of moderation. Religion is nonsensicle and causes all sorts of bad things such as genocides? Lets try Nazism, Communisn just to name a few movements that rejected religion. And lets just state that there are smart religious people like astonaut Jim Irwin Apollo 15 who became a preacher later in life ( Ok who says you can't find obscure info at Luke's site!) as well as smart atheists like the late Carl Sagan. And yes believe it or not religious people do sin, but that doesn't mean their condemed forever.

Religion ultimately comes down to faith.The belief that all the complex living creature in the world simply did not happen by accident so what may look non-sensicle to some is indeed quite sensicle but as I said again non of us were here in the begining so it's ultimately a matter of faith.Yes I know there were the Crusades and other killings made in religions but to make a blanket statement that religion causes most of the worlds problems is simply wrong. There will be people who in the name of religion do evil but imply that this is a part of religion is wrong.

I think religion serves another purpose besides making some sort of judgement on sex. It protects children. Religion does try to place obligations on adults like making sure you know the person before get married so you don't have a divorce with the kids split up. I don't think children like divorce. There will always be porn and tension with society at large which is probably a good thing . Actually the guy who mentioned the more underground porn goes the higher the demand is probably right. Also I don't pretend to know the religious or non religious beliefs of all pornagraphers ( a quote or statement by a religious pornographer would be interesting) but I do wonder if a publisher or producer ever talked about how open porn should be to the public and are their any limits they have?

Mike Paul writes on RAME: Remember, one of religion's biggest goals is to keep people's sex drives under control. Look at all the who, what, when and where rules there are. Muslim men aren't even supposed to *see* women much, to keep them from getting excited.

Pat Riley replies: You really have a thing about religion, don't you? How about the Soviet Union and Communist China? Not too much religion in either place and yet porn was/is heavily suppressed. One rumor says they use the death penalty in Communist China to punish people for making porn movies. Now if we can only persuade Max to make his next movie in Beijing .

Seriously though, it's not religion per se that is against porn; it's any civilization that has to ensure support (in its largest sense) for the children and the females. Briefly, if the male can find another outlet to satisfy his craving for sex, he won't make the sacrifices and adjustments necessary to pair bond with a female and porn helps him masturbate which serves as a crutch to avoid that commitment.

Mike Paul says: Unless you find a way to drop all the religious baggage off somewhere, 'pornography' will continue to be "bad" forever...

Pat Riley: Drop off religion and a new code of ethics/morals will arise (like communism) and you can bet it will have a restriction on masturbation, and therefore porn.

Squirter Faces Jail

ORLANDO, Fla. (APBnews.com) -- A 29-year-old man who used water pistols to squirt girls with semen will receive counseling as part of a deal that's sending him to jail for four years.

Joseph Nichols also was placed on 15 years' probation and ordered to register as a sex offender after he pleaded no contest Monday to one felony -- lewd or lascivious acts with a child -- and seven misdemeanors in connection with a roughly yearlong spree throughout Orange County, said Lisa Roberson, spokeswoman for the state attorney's office in Orlando.

Luke Gets Mail

Ian writes: Rumdar said: "Ian like many moralists seems to be lacking a sense of humor. " I seem to have been promoted from wanker to moralist. Blessings on your frosty pow, Rumdar my jo.

Rumdar writes: Luke.. Come on awready. The column has been too serious lately. Let's get back to basics. Look what I found in my files. So who are you dating lately? Getting any notch? How about a laugh or two. Tis the season to be Jolly. Get with it. Bounce some ideas off us. Start with a description of your love life (or lack of) NOW....

Luke says: Ok, my love life. I'm in love with God and I long to serve Him. I go to shul every morning and wrap myself in black leather in His service. Then I study Talmud and Torah.

As for women, I'm torn and conflicted. I have so many good sweet quality women in my life, I'm speechless and writeless. Beauty is elusive and charm is vain, but a woman who fears the Lord, she should be praised.

Then there's the ex-Los Angeles Raiderette cheerleader I met at a Torathon Sunday.

But in comparison with communing with God through studying His Torah, the delights of women are naught to me.

And let's not forget the importance of bashing AVN.

Curious wails: I am tired of living vicariously through Gene Ross.

Rumdar replies: And don't you find it hard to conjure up any dislike towards the AVN? I mean, they ain't the NRA...

Curious writes: Frankly I only started respecting AVN since I have read about Paul Fishbein's sexual escapades. This is porn. Why not use your industry stature to score with the hotties? That's like saying Orville Reddenbaucher is unethical because he eats popcorn. Go Paul!

By the way, Luke F-rd is no longer the world's most unlikely Jew.

Rumdar writes: I was totally dismayed to hear the porno awards are rigged. Imagine working so hard only to be cheated out of the "best triple anal" award. All that training at the Actors Studio for nothing. It is enough to sour one on smut altogether...

Luke says: I talked with persian kitty tonight and played her the tape of her voice that I'd placed on my site...she had an amazingly good sense of humor about it...

Chaim writes: Who is Luke's Hannukah Bush this year - is it the Persian Kitty?

Lynne writes: Look at yourself, Luke. You spend time in prayer, studying the Torah, studying classical morality. You believe that man needs religion to separate himself from the mindless beasts. You believe man is weak.... You believe man needs religion because he is weak and cannot make his way on his own.

Therefore it is no insult to say that weak-minded mankind needs religion. BUT, on a personal level, for all your time in prayer and study, Luke, you have no clue as to how you arrive at your own frequently immoral decisions. You do hurtful things with no self-awareness in spite of all the time you spend studying the need to do the opposite. You waste money chasing delusions rather than acknowledge truth: even a secular Jew must question that!

When I look at you, beneath your outer beauty I see a soul that reminds me of the child, horribly scarred, who survived being set on fire by his father. What you endured as a youngster melted your inner spirit as surely as flames on flesh. As one must learn to look beneath the surface of that burned child and love the spirit within, those who love you struggle to look beyond not only your lustrous mortal packaging but also through the wasteland of your inner self, to find and nurture what remains tender and precious within you.

Religion and Judaism, the way you use them, are false distractions. The Orthodox Jews worshipping around you may not notice your religious perversion because they are weak-minded and self-centered; you attempt to construct the facade that is familiar to you from your youth, and they are fooled (even when you fail to fool yourself). What do you really believe in, Luke F-rd? Yourself? A "Higher Power?" The enduring cosmic forces of Love? AVN?

Brandy Ventura

Ian writes: BrandyAlx said:" Only the weak-minded succomb to "nature" or use it as an excuse to indulge themselves. Interestingly enough it is only the weak-minded who follow religion (don't look at me! Jesse Ventura said that. I just agree with him)."

Up to now I've thought Brandy A pretty intelligent, but that was a daft thing to say. Most characters in history that one would have called great, up to about the end of the nineteenth century, have been deeply religious. Scepticism on a wide scale is a relatively new phenomenon, founded on 'The Enlightenment' of the eighteenth century. Now that it has become more acceptable to be sceptical, being religious is probably more of a deliberate choice than it used to be, and not just a matter of weak-mindedly following the crowd (though I don't mean to imply that religious people are correct in their beliefs). Anyway, having seen and heard Jesse Ventura on the box, I wouldn't regard him as an authority on anything, except wrestling.

Brothel Patron Exclaims "Sex With Ruby Is The Best Sex I've Had"

Kama Sutra writes about his experience with porn star Ruby at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Nevada:

Jen Lynn Sweet is right! This beautiful sexy lady is hot. The essence of sex. Okay, Okay...you think I'm overdoing it a little. Not with Ruby! I can honestly say, and I will go on record here, that Ruby is the best sex that I've ever had. I've been with close to one hundred women. She's the most highly erotic and sensual lady I ever met. She knows her body and all her pleasure zones. She's electric, vibrant, and an exciting nymph. She has more than one g-spot and is highly orgasmic. Having sex with Ruby is like making love to an ocean of high voltage sensual current. Filling every void and touching every nerve. She's a beautiful filly in heat and she's ready for all who dare to make love or mount her.

I had another wonderful encounter with Ruby last Saturday night (11/11/00). I had never done anal, and considered Mila, because Ruby said she never had anal except using dildos. Mila told her of my desire, and Ruby whispered in my ear that she had finally done anal sex, but if I was to do it to be careful and that maybe I could only go half way. Half way my ass! Oh, no...her ass!

Since, she had seen me before she thought that I may be to big. I was very excited to hear her say that she'd accomodate me. Wow! My first time with close to a virgin ass. We got undressed and she immediately asked if I wanted to mount her from behind while wearing nothing but 6" heels. I said, "yes." She pulled my cock out and to the side of my white meshed bikini underwear, and placed a maxum trojan condom. She then walked over to the corner of her bed and bent over, and then I went at it. I pumped her hard as she began to moan. I slapped her beautifully tanned plump ass. She moaned and said, "slap harder." I did and grabbed and pinched her beautiful 38 DD nipples. As I pounded and slapped her firm ass shook slightly as she moaned and asked for more.

She then asked if I wanted to try anal now. I eagerly said yes. She told me to lay down next to her and she lifted her left leg. Then she guided my cock into to her beautiful clean eager tight hole below her pussy. It was tight at first, but a little more lubrication, gentleness, and it slowly went in...further and further. I slowly pumped her beautiful ass hole. She looked at me and moaned. She grab on to my leg, and I continued to penetrate. She played with her clit as I shoved my cock up her ass. I continued to hold her leg and pumped away. She moaned loader and loader. Ooh! Ooooh! Oooooooh! Until she reached multiple orgasms her body shaking and vibrating electrically.

We then switched to missionary, and she told me to push down her legs with all my weight and pump hard into her beautiful ass hole (Note: she especially likes this doggie i.e., to rest myself on her ass while pumping away to obtain full penetration and the desired orgasm). She screamed and moaned with delight as I pumped feverishly. We continued the party by cleaning up a little (i.e., quick shower) for vaginal sex and maybe more anal. We jumped on the bed (placed another condom on) and we went at it missionary. I held her tightly pumping her and caressing her beautiful tits. We ended the party with her and I using a dildo in her ass hole. Adding more lubrication to the dildo she soon had the entire six inch dildo up her ass hole. She continued for another five minutes each of us taking turns shoving the dildo up her ass. In the meantime, I stood over her tits and shot my load over her 38 DD's. I never had so much fun!! Sex with Ruby is not an act it's a genuine experience. I'll continue to see this beautiful red ruby. Kama Sutra Click here: Ruby

Chaim Amalek - Why do older men have sex with young women?

Rumdar writes: Chaim... You might want to ask the question why no older women with younger guys. Of course I have a theory. I have known couples where the woman is a successful professional, perhaps early forties with a younger man late twenties, early thirties. Invariably these relationships don't last long. Why? Guys know they are going to have to finance any associations they have with women. Shoot, most of my buddies are "balls to the grindstone" just taking care of the hags they are married to. So if an older guy goes young it is nothing out of the ordinary. You pay for the older ones, you pay for the younger ones. Nothing new there. Women on the other hand are intrinsically stingy. They are used to being taking care of, not financing a mate. While an older woman may be flattered with the younger guy, they don't want to shell out the shekels to make up for the disparity in age (and usually) income. I've seen it before..The lawyerette with the younger broke struggling musician (aren't all musicians struggling)? Or the accountant with the unpublished writer... The sex may be great, their girlfriends might be envious but it ain't worth paying for the upkeep. My next lecture (don't miss it) will be on older guys (55 and up) who marry much younger women and then can't keep up sexually.

Chaim writes: Well, one reason you don't see many older women with younger guys is that the younger guys are not sexually attracted to the older women and know that they can do better.

I have noticed the following here: as men age they often realize that looks are more important than personality and go for younger and younger women. This is especially true of high status (i.e., rich) men. On the ohter hand, as women age, they often lower their standards and accept lower and lower incomes from any potential mate.

It is my hope that Mr. Ford achieves such high status in life that merely by knowing him, my status rises as well, and I can start to have sex with a better class of woman.

Rumdar replies: But doesn't that bring up another issue. As men age they realize the so-called "nice girl" they married, usually right out of college is not what they are really lusting after. It is the porno slut. The "lower caste" if you will. The aging befuddled shlunk has two kids and a mortgage in suburbia but the "nice girl" is a bore. They are bored with each other. At least she can occupy her time by increasing the square footage of the house. Remodeling, re-remodeling, taking the two perfect children to school and soccer practice. But what of hubby? He is yearning for what Mr. Ford seems to already have as we speak. Unlimited access to nasty, slutty, females of ill repute. Why then do you suppose Mr. Ford seems to be so unhappy with his lot in life? Why he wants to trade places with these hapless guys. And with a social climbing Jewess yet. I just don't understand.

Lynne writes: I sure wish you old guys would stop trying to conceal your fetish for young stuff by invoking "biological imperatives." Even if a young woman of, say, 20, were in the market to be used as a DNA receptacle, would she really be driven to seek out the antique and unproven sperm from your wrinkled ball sacks? And if it is your desire to reproduce that urges you on to chase young and fertile women, why do you not speak of the hordes of children you have fathered in the past and want to father in the future? Whether you wish to play patriarch or just pay child support, there should be some mention of the desire to create new life if this really were a function of biology... Men who are themselves past viable reproductive status, who attempt to justify their desire to mate with women who rightfully prefer to consort with healthy young studs that they might perpetuate the race, are both selfish and self-deluding. Personally I assume old guys who yearn for young lovers are incompetent in the sack and are hoping inexperienced girls won't notice...