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Tuesday, November 7th, 2000

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This Just In Notorious internet gossip journalist Luke F-rd has nominated himself to the post of spokesman for breast cancer awareness. When asked by the press why he became involved with this cause Ford responded "My whole life I've had a great appreciation for breasts. As a bottle fed child I became envious at a very earlier age of the other children who so freely drank from the spigot of life while I sucked away on a sterile and impersonal piece of polyurethane". Ford plans a cross country tour of breast ogling and fondling to promote this very important cause. Critics have questioned Ford's integrity on this subject however. Some have suggested that he wraps himself in the camouflage of judaic dogma merely to disguise the fact that he is in reality a disturbed and perverted sexual deviant. "Nonsense!!" says Ford, "My integrity is rock solid. My committment to judaism is on solid ground. I'm simply a man who feels passionate about this issue. You know what the best thing about a breast is? There's TWO of 'em!!.. Mama...Mama". Ford then giggled maniacally and wandered off. He could not be reached for further comment.

Cassidey Interview

An interview with Vivid girl Cassidey appears in the January issue of Xcitement magazine. Here's an excerpt from her telephone conversation with Cindi Loftus:

X: Where did you dance?
Cassidey: In Salem, Oregon at a club called "Star's Cabaret". It lasted a good three days. No, make that a bad three days. They were mean to me.
X: Who was mean to you?
Cassidey: The other girls that were working at the club. They were mean to me. It was the dead silence that kills.
X: It was jealousy, that's all it was.
Cassidey: It was hard though. I did meet a girl at the club that actually got into business at the same time that I did. Her name is Jeannie Rivers. We became the best of buddies when we went down to California and started hanging out, not being around the other stripper chicks that were mean to me.
X: I heard the strange news from your publicity dept., that your family, mom, dad and grandma, totally support your career choice. You must have a very open minded family. How did that happen?
Cassidey: Yeah! You see I can't lie about anything, that's probably my worst quality, right there.

Mean Gene On Luke F-rd Live

Luke intercepted this secret memo from AVNOnLine.com technical editor Ken Michaels to Gene Ross: "You were there, Gene, remember -- we all went out for drinks and sushi on Paul right after Alex Sanders blew us both for those 5-A Bodyslammin' reviews."

Gene sez “Ken, your memory serves you wrong. That’s when Alex Sanders got the hookers for us."

Ken replies: "Luke, a couple of things if you don't mind: 1) I'm Technical Editor of AVN Online the magazine, not the AVNOnline.com website; and 2) Damn your prying eyes!"

Suzanne writes: Luke, I patiently waited for you to mention Lee's departure on your last show. You said nothing. What happened? Don't your listeners deserve some information? If Lee will not be returning, shouldn't the two of you have worked something out so she could say goodbye on air?

Also, when you go to the chatroom on albumside.com, you end up lost on the internet in another chatroom which has nothing to do with your show. Please post the exact location of the chatroom where you will be so we can make comments. Your friend Joey has a great personality, but we miss Lee.

Luke says: Lee is great and is welcome on any show I ever host. I hope we can talk with her soon. Check out her webmaster resource web site www.OnTheRopes.com.

Luke's election prediction - George Bush squeaks by.

Roger Pipe: I'm serious, if anyone wants to buy all my sites and porn stuff, it's over. I am not going to let Al and the f---ing s---heads take an extra 30%

Chaim Amalek writes: Folks outside of New York City might wonder how it is that the Empire state has voted to make an Arkansan with an imperfect background heir to the senate seat held by Daniel Patrick Moynihan. It was not easy, but when you combine Jewish brains (and money) with negro brawn (and votes), anything is possible! Sure, they are generally child-like in their politics, but that's only because we jews view them as our children for whom we are responsible (that's why we created the NAACP) and have relieved them of the terrible burden of having to think for themselves. Consequently, about 90% of the disadvantaged blacks voted for Hillary Clinton, just as we told them to. Truely, their loyalty to the party of King and Malcom is touching.

And of course they voted for Lieberman and Gore, too. I am not certain that Gore has won, although I suspect he has. It all depends on how receptive the rest of America has been to the well reasoned arguments of Whoopy, Barbara, Rosie, and our gedolim at Dreamworks. But God willing, they too, will have won, and the nightmare of republican fascist control over America will be just that, a thing that exists only in our darkest dreams.

Brittany Andrews Affair With Exec

From www.PageSix.com: CITIGROUP'S powerful CEO Sandy Weill is dodging calls from PAGE SIX regarding his son Marc's relationship with porn queen Brittany Andrews. Marc, 43, has been jobless since May, when it was announced he was taking a three-month leave of absence from his position as Citi's chief investment officer.

According to a family friend, Marc is involved with Andrews, 23, who describes herself on her Web site as "your cyberdiva of erotica." On the site, the 5-foot-7, 115-pound blonde lists her top turn-ons, including "a sick and twisted mind - oh yeah," "beautiful feet on a beautiful girl," "a thick belt taken off slowly" and, "I love big butts."

The porn queen also acknowledges "working out," "hang gliding," "masturbating" and "bondage" as her hobbies and notes, "One of the best things I love about being an adult film star? I get paid to get l- - -!

"What I look for in a man is honesty, independence, humor and sexual versatility," she writes. "I have a major foot fetish, so if he's good at giving a great foot massage . . . I'm keeping him!"

Rob Spallone Back In Town

Rob Spallone returns to Los Angeles Wednesday to shoot two movies for VCA and one for Legend.

Finding Florida boring, Rob plans to move back to Southern California in January.

Listen to my talk with Rob here.

Luke: How do you like Florida?

Rob: I don't like it. I hate it. Too slow. Way too slow for me.

Luke: So your wife doesn't like Florida either?

Rob: She's staying. They're staying.

I've just got to get back and get in the groove. I'm f---ing going crazy.

I wish that I didn't have to come back to the porno business.

Luke: Porno's more interesting than a lot of other businesses.

Rob: It ain't that interesting. You're dealing with a bunch of f---ing prostitutes. What more are they? Half of them like it for the cock and half of them like it for the money. All they are is a cum bucket. What more are they?

Other guys drop their loads and the girls think they're in love with them. What do these girls think? That these guys are going to do something for them?

All they want is cock.

Luke: Well, you'll be back in town to give it to them.

Rob: I don't give them cock. Too bad. Not a prayer.

I want to set up my own production company with two porno girls.

Give Me Your Soul

I talked Monday with National Film Board (NFB) of Canada director Paul Cowan, who recently created a documentary on the porn industry entitled "Give Me Your Soul."

Listen here. Part Two here.

Luke: What did you think of the film?

Paul: It's a complex reaction. My first reaction when I finished it, was that as a film, I really like it. There are some things I would've changed and one of them is you. I would've put more of you into it... There are just certain scenes I would've put in but people didn't want them. They wanted the sex.

And these are people who don't like sex. I was interested in your personal dilemma. I think in many ways that has more to do with me than Katie June's dilemma or Bill Margold's dilemma... But I didn't prevail on that.

I felt the film was tamer than I wished.

The reactions were predictable. The people on the left, who write for the left-wing rags like the LA Xpress... They felt that I was too anti-porn. And of course, the people on the other side, felt why would the Canadian population want to spend a nickle on this subject. The NFB should never have done it. They see the film as somewhat sympathetic because it doesn't totally condemn everybody all of the time.

I have to discount both of those [reactions] because they are predictable.

I wished that the mainstream media would've seen the human dimension more than the porn dimension...seeing the porners as representatives rather than as human beings who merit discussion. If you made a film about politicians, they wouldn't just look at them as generic politicians.

They [mainstream media] would rather look deeply into a murderer's soul than a porner's soul. Porners are not worthy of being looked at as human beings, they're just aberrations.

Though on an individual basis, I've had many good discussions with people who've watched it. I get a much stronger reaction from men. They all want to watch it. They're just fascinated by it. They're fascinated by the thought of watching pornography legitimized, that it was a film about it rather than a porn film. That they could watch with their wives. They were moved by the ability to go behind the scenes with something that was so taboo to them.

I wish that there had been more reaction from women. Most of the reviewers are men. But nobody wanted to go further than superficial musings on the subject.

Luke: They didn't deal with your documentary as it was but reacted to pornography.

Paul: Yes, the same way they would react to a pornographic magazine in front of them or any other discussion of pornography. So many of them would say, 'Oh, I can't stand Bill Margold.' Well, whether you can't stand Bill Margold or not, he's a force to reckon with. He's worthy of more discussion than he got.

Because there have been other films about porn made, it's looked at as though "It's been done."

I was really disappointed that when the CBC showed it, they pixilated out any frontal nudity and brought down the volume on all the nasty words, of which there were many. So it made it a choppy reaction to look at. And that it was punctuated by many commercials. They even had a newscast in the middle of the two hours, which does not make for the best viewing experience.

The commercials were all for mainstream products, so certainly none of the sponsors were afraid of that particular show. [Or they didn't know the content?]

I'm amazed at people's capacity to not want to contemplate something that disturbs them. They would rather not see it, so they don't have to think about it, so they don't have to look within themselves to see what is it that is so disturbing about that? And why do I feel queasy? Why am I drawn to watch it? Maybe it's just too personal for people to express overtly.

Luke: I think a lot more people would be fascinated by it if they allowed themselves to be.

Paul: Maybe they do in the privacy of their own homes but who is going to stand up in public and say, 'I was really turned on by Katie June when she was getting f---ed on the pool table. Even though I was appalled by her mother sitting there. Though maybe I was even more turned on because her mother was watching. And it was with a black man.' Who in their right mind would ever say that?

Luke: I was mesmerized by the Naked News.

Paul: I wish there was a survey... How many people changed their views of anal sex as a result of this documentary?

Luke: I thought the documentary was pretty much down the middle but in various ways you tilted against the industry.

Paul: When you're making a documentary, you have to work with the material you've got. And the bottom line is, the documentary has to be interesting. So if Katie June and Kimberly Jade were more interesting than somebody else who gave you a better feeling about the porn industry, I have to go with them. I didn't set out to do anything.

I filmed lots of people who were pro porn, from Brandy Alexandre to various people in Canada. I filmed long sequences with people doing sex on phones. And at the beginning, we had all of those sequences cut in. And as soon as that stuff came up, it was just, 'Oh, it's a documentary now.'

Luke: The arguments for and against pornography are really boring.

Paul: Yes they are. You can summarise them in a couple of minutes. And nobody is going to change their minds about it as a result of hearing it again.

We made the conscious decision to give people an emotional experience without a lot of editorializing. And if the stories unfold in a way that gives you a more negative view than a positive view, then so be it.

That's another problem with making a film about the porn industry. Everybody looks at it as though "This is the definitive film." As though this is everything there is to say about the porn world. And obviously it is not. It is one person's experience. One hundred other people could go out and have different experiences. I did not want to be burdened with having to make the film about porn.

We decided at a certain point to not go with the talking heads unless they were integral to the unfolding of the story. I had filmed experts who had one view or another on pornography and they were the first to go. When you put that stuff up against Jim South, I'd much rather look at Jim South. Whatever I think about porn, he is a fascinating guy to watch. He's fascinating to watch work. My wife loved Jim South. She doesn't necessarily love what he does but she thought he was fascinating. "I could watch him all night."

You then leave yourself open to all sorts of criticism... How come you didn't have any black, gay...

Luke: It didn't bother me if you tilted in a direction. But what tilted the documentary for me was not the material, it was the title "Give Me Your Soul" and the music in places. I thought your narration was perceptive and down the middle. I thought the material was down the middle.

Paul: When I was watching it, I felt that I did not like the music.

I regret that [AIDS breakout coverage]... That's the one sequence where I feel that I did them [porners] a bad turn. Especially because those people in that shot [World Pornography Conference] are the good people."

Luke: Jeffrey Douglas, Will Jarvis, Gloria Leonard, Jane Hamilton, Candida Royalle...

Paul: They're the luminaries of that world.

Luke: They're intelligent thoughtful people.

Paul: Who've ended up throwing their lot with an unsavory crowd and managed to keep their head above water. Whenever I see that come up, I think, 'Oh God, I wish that I could've figured another way around that.' And I couldn't.

A Good Joe D'Amato Source

Patrick writes: My wife and I are huge fans of the late Joe D'amato and I believe we've exhausted all searches known to us in quest of his films. Do you know of any source(s) where we could locate some of his more obscure releases? It seems as if every place we try carry the same basic 10 - 20 titles and I know that his body of work far exceeds that. and why no love for joe? he was an old school master. shot primarily 35. used real deal lovelies f---ing in architecturally, transcending locales, maybe not exotic but definetly regal, knew how to crop a shot for maximum erotic and pornographic pleasures, when and how to change lenses, light a scene, when to go natural and cut his own cans! the man paid a militant mind and eye to detail - it's aesthetically repulsive that so many others ( a few exceptions i.e. avalon, ninn, blake, leslile ) reap mad props and profits peddling their cheese-dick, zero boner, assembly line porn. and don't say it's because we're a married couple, that we fall into the couple category, just please luke, help us put an end to our misery and find us a good, damn d'amato ( or any italian/euro) porn source.

Recruting Porn Stars

tonylarder@hotmail.com writes: Hi Luke, hope you're having a great day. I really enjoy your site and find it highly informative. I'm an independent Canadian filmmaker, and the script I'm working on is very sexual in nature. Sort of a twisted "Risky Business" involving two teenaged girls.

I've seen girls who at least have the look in magazines like Babyface, and Barely Legal as well as the counterpart videos. I'm wondering what agencies or contacts addresses you might have that would know how to get in touch with some of these girls who might be interested in perfoming in an explicit "non-porn" film. I really need to find less inhibited young performers. I figured contacting the magazines would probably be a dead-end if it doesn't serve their interest. Thanks for any help and advice you might have about going about this.

Gene Ross On Camera

Luke writes on RAME: Gene Ross is considering doing sex on camera. Who would you rather see do the wild thing? Gene or Luke F-rd?

Rob writes: I would like to see them both engage in some loving fellatio then have Gene "top" Luke for some vigorous rump humping followed by a mutual masturbation climax. I say Pre-Nom for Sex Scene of the Year!

Which pornstar is desperate enough to do a scene > with Gene Ross?

Becky: Teri Weigel and Jill Kelly, no doubt.

> Who would you rather see do the > wild thing? Gene or Luke F-rd? >

Luke all the way (with Kendra Jade?).

Becky: No way. Luke looks like a pansey ass. A dynamo like Kendra would scare the s--- out of him. Ross is what? 50? Just what we need, another Viagra-popping geezer. I vote "none of the above"....which is what I'll do on Tuesday.

Dave Cummings - I Didn't Say That

From Tod-Hunter.com

Dave Cummings says in an e-mail: I absolutely did NOT say ["In the name of all that is holy, I beg Gene not to engage in on camera sex. Leave that to us younger studs"], or anything like that, to anyone! The wording sounds suspiciously like [somebody else's] personal comments--NOT mine! Actually, I hope that Gene DOES do scenes! He seems like a gentleman who will treat the women nicely. I sincerely wish him good luck in whatever he decides to do, or not do!

Tod here: As Dave is a producer as well as a performer, he may be able to arrange this if Gene's new bosses don't find him, oh, extreme enough for their own tapes.

Frog Town's Least Wanted

Yo, I send mad props out to all the fine honeys down in Frog Town. Them hotties be gettin' finer every week! Peace out! Click here: This Week's Prostitution Photos -- Saint Paul Police

Mila - Brothel Patrons Speak Out

marquis Sep-27, 01:50 AM (PST) 31. "RE: Porn Stars at MLBR" I saw Mila last weekend...she was fantastic! I still haven't been able to wipe the smile off my face. She makes you feel she's really enjoying being with you. $1000/half-hour was the price she quoted me (girls like her don't come cheap!). She had no problem with anal or kissing ("the only rule is you can't come in my mouth"). I highly recommend her.

joe Sep-20, 08:57 AM (PST) 29. "RE: Porn Stars at MLBR" I did a dp with Mila for 2k earlier in the year and everything else.

curious george Sep-22, 12:32 PM (PST) 30. "RE: Porn Stars at MLBR" What can be expected for 1k?

Anon Sep-08, 07:00 AM (PST) 27. "RE: Porn Stars at MLBR" In an interview last Wednesday, Mila said she charges $2000-$5000 per session, with all sessions lasting at least an hour. She said she gives discounts to people who have seen her movies. The more movies you've seen, the bigger dicount you get. There is a field report on her where she works out a deal with a guy who can't afford $1000/hr prices. My interpretation of all this is $2000-$5000 are the prices on her menu, but talk to her even if you can't afford these prices. There is a good chance you will be able to work out a deal with what you can afford to pay. Mila bills herself as Queen of the Nasty, so I doubt she would have objections to greek style.

Adelphia Cable

LTrott writes: Due to either a possible satellite change or a major technical snafu, customers of Adelphia Cable got more than they expected Monday night. In order to get TNN on a 24-hour basis, Adelphia of Los Angeles supposedly "removed" the adult pay-per-view Spice Channel. Previously at 10:00 PM, TNN would shut off and the signal would scramble. As of 10/8, TNN went 24-hours and Spice was taken off. However, for some unknown reason, Monday night at 10:00 during DX vs. the Radicals, the audio of Raw Is War on TNN remained but the video signal went to Spice Channel's special presentation of Shakespeare Revealed. As I am writing this it is about 10:15 and the movie is still on! The "double feature" is causing numerous double entendres such as:

1. Watching a man achieve climax with his partner while hearing "TNN-WE GOT POP!"

2. Watching people having hot sex while hearing JR say things like "Boy did Lita get shafted!", "Here comes the Rattlesnake!", "Everybody is looking for the Rock" and "Blackman is going for his stick and taking down Kane!"

3. Just watching porn during a RTC match seems funny.

4. Since you are watching porn during Raw, you feel that you are really getting over on Jerry Lawler since you are seeing actual puppies! Coincidentally, the exact same problem occurred back in 1994 on another cable system during the Summerslam PPV broadcast. It finally corrected 45 minutes later.

Luke Gets Mail

Ray writes: I heard that Farrah moved to Florida...is she still in the biz or has she moved on? Also, what is Danielle Rogers doing now? She made a comeback but has since faded away....

A Message From Jack Chick

Dear Ones in Christ,

As I watched on TV the horror of the suicide bombing of the USS Cole in Yemen, I could not help but think about a part of this tragedy that is usually forgotten. On that little boat, two suicide bombers stood at attention as their bodies were ripped apart by the blast, expecting to awaken to a paradise. They were sure they would be surrounded by beautiful women, rewarded by their god, Allah, for killing the sailors on that boat.

And I also thought of those sailors, knowing that almost certainly there were some who were not ready for eternity because they had not accepted God's forgiveness through his Son Jesus. In an instant, on both sides of the conflict, precious human souls were swept into an eternity that held an ugly surprise ... hell.

It didn't have to be that way. Jesus had already paid the price for forgiveness of sin and eternal life. But instead, when they awoke, they were shocked at what they saw. They died in their sins, without hope, without Christ. Beloved, as war and bloodshed continue all over our world, people for whom Jesus died are running out of time. War is sweeping them quickly into hell.

You and I have been called to find a way to reach them with the Gospel. Who will you witness to today? It might be their last chance. Your brother in Christ, Jack T. Chick, President Chick Publications, Inc. Click here: A personal letter from Jack Chick

Virtual Sex Series

Faq@rame.net writes on RAME: I went on a binge and watched all of the Virtual Sex With.. series that I could find (Jenna, Tera, Julia Ann and Nikki Tyler) along with Chasing Stacy. I'll work my up from the bottom.

CHASING STACY

Chasing Stacy [Valentine?] was my least favorite of the bunch. The whole thing was shot in front of a green screen and you could choose the background... like all green screen productions, the background was not very well integrated into the scene... plus it was the same footage used over a different background; so you could see Stacy being boned in a mall or in her room -- the boning was the same, only the background different. Big whoop... and there was only one cumshot... and it was timed horribly.

When one jumps to the cumshot, it seems like you're cutting in mid-spurt. I'd rather have a second or two of Stacy waiting for it, asking for it, whatever, and then the big moment. Instead it's just like HELLO! and its done. My other gripe about the cumshot is it ends too quickly. This is DVD -- we have the time. Let the scene run a little bit. If I'm supposed to be in control -- you're not giving me much to control. As far as the rest of the disc goes... I'm not buying it. I cannot believe even for a second that I am on a date with Stacy.

The problem with any of these types of movies is that there is never enough time or effort put into actually producing the things, and there is just no way for it to be "interactive" enough to create the illusion. As it stands, Eliza running on my old VIC-20 is infinitely more interactive (abd has more interesting things to say to me, to boot!) than Stacy is on our "date" The gonzo-ish stalking of Stacy as she goes thru her day is produced well enough. there's little things like clocks on walls that don't seem to change time fast enough, but that's OK. The supplemental material (easily scanned thru via chapter search) was solid if unremarkable.

THE VIRTUAL SEX SERIES

Digital Playground's Virtual Sex series has pretty much been the series to beat. Pixis' Diva series may have been around longer, but DP really got the right combination of stars to make it all work. A few general gripes --

1. Why is it a big deal that there is Dolby 5.1 Surround on these things? What if anything, could possibly be coming out of my back speakers? If there was anything more mono than the human voice, I have yet to find it.

2. The early volumes allowed you to skip around the chapter stops, the new ones don't. major bummer. I liked having the ability to skip around looking for things hidden in the chapters -- learning how the DVD was assembled, etc. but no more...

3. The early volumes had CGI cumshots that were an embarassment to CGI artists everywhere. They now have some sort of prosthetic fakery going on that while the volume is still superhuman (even Peter North is jealous) it at least looks better.

4. Each of the segments is at best 2 minutes long. This is too short. Boredom should make me want to change positions, not because the chapter just looped. This is especially the case with the cumshots; these chapters are usually very short -- a minute or so. Why not make these the longest? Some post cum head perhaps; drawing patterns in the Ivory Snow, I mean, cum, that covers the torso, etc? Ending the scene is just as important as beginnging.. but instead after a minute, the cumshot just starts all ovr again. I'M UNSTOPPABLE! I CAN COME ALL NIGHT! or at least until the DVD player breaks.

Digital Playground's navigation system doesn't work very well with my standalone RCA player (actually, my cheapy RCA system tends to have issues with the second angle in general; but the navigation is not much better), but works fine with the second generation PC-DVD Encore I got in the PC, so I tended to watch most of them at the computer rather than at the home entertainment level. Some more specific feelings:

VIRTUAL SEX WITH JULIA ANN

I was really hoping for more out of this disc. Julia Ann has always been a fave of mine, even tho she goes against most of what I like -- she's got the ultra-blonde hair, the big fake tits, the tattoos... so call me an engima, a bundle of conflicts and contradictions if you will. I believe this was the first of the discs that did not allow me to user Chapter Search -- this frustrated me greatly. On the plus side, the CGI cumshots are gone and replaced with a better faking. As near as I could tell, only the facial pops are real -- all others are simulated. As is the case with almost all of the discs, the girls can't seem to project enough character to keep me interested in their little stories while they strip and it ticks me off I can't chapter skip thru them right into the sex. In keeping with Julia's no backdoor entry sign, there ws no anal in this volume. I am not sure I found her "naughty" persona all that convincing.

VIRTUAL SEX WITH JENNA JAMESON

I don't get the public's fascination with Jenna, but I'll live with it. Don't these people realize she makes a living f---ing TT Boy and getting cum on her face? How can they embrace her so? If she showed up on E! with a big load of spooge on her face would she be as popular? But she is, and this is a mighty transgression from what is supposed to be a review... so. The good thing about the disc is is let me skip around with the chapter stops; so I didn't need to use the FantaVR controls, I could pop back and forth using the menu. Some things were decent about it. She had a decent naughty persona. The two angles were not solely devoted to gyno closeups like some of the other volumes. On the minus side, most of the cumshots were faked with the worst looking CGI ever -- it looked like someone scratched the tape with a needle... The whole thing, tho, seemed very short.

VIRTUAL SEX WITH TERA PATRICK

I used this disc as my introduction to the lovely Ms. Patrick. I had certainly seen the stills and the rants and raves over this volume, but had not seen any of her work. This one was OK. Again, faked, but not CGI cumshots were the rule here, and I'm glad for it. The Jenna one was totally ruined for me by the CGI cumshots. Anyway, we have the usual opening where she talks about her fireman gangbang, getting laidat 13, etc. all the while dancing in front of the green screen while they project fire (Fire! Fire! Shut up Beavis) behind her. I don't know ... maybe I'm getting old, but who the hell cares? Get to the f---ing and sucking. And we do. the nice thing about Tera is her tits are the REAL DEAL and they move and shake so nice. This also had the Ivory Snow pop shots... and the facial... well, they could have used 3 cameras since she camera was above and on the left and the cumshot happened more to the right as memory serves.

VIRTUAL SEX WITH NIKKI TYLER

My hands down favorite. Nikki has this smoky voice -- too many cigarettes, probably (so not being able to smell the fantasy might be a plus in this case) that I find attractive in this disc. In other outings I have found her to be annoying, but in this one, I found her to be believeable. this has the benefit of also having her first anal -- tho there is a strange edit right before the pop shot that I can't quite figure out. Anyway, her nasty persona and her nice persona are both very different... but she is committed to both of them. She really does a good job at selling the idea that she is looking at the person thru the lens, rather than looking at the lens itself. (There's a subtle distinction there) Everything about her performance was enjoyable, and this was the only disc I was sad I had to return.

CONCLUSION

So, am I fan of the genre? Well, it's a big leap of faith to actually think that you're really having sex -- maybe if you had the weight of the TV resting on your legs or something it might be easier... but it's a novel idea which certainly dispenses of all pretense -- it's all girl all the time. No distracting scenery (well, the VCA entry does...) nothing but you and the chick going thru her motions... and it all comes down to (a) how much you like the subject of the disc (A virtual sex disc will probably notmake you a fan of a particular performer, but if you ware already a fan, it's a worthwhile addition to your collection) and (b) how much she is able to project herself beyond f---ing for money and into f---ing for pleasure.

Pictures From True Hollywood Story On Linda Lovelace

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    Linda
    and Chuck on their wedding day, September, 1971

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    Linda Lovelace's mom


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    Linda Lovelace's parents


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    Linda Lovelace 2000

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    Linda's daughter 2000

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    Deep Throat

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    Linda Lovelace on Phil Donahue in 1980

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    Linda Lovelace on Phil Donahue in 1980

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    Linda as a baby in her mom's arms

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    Linda with her parents

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    Linda's dad

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    Luke F-rd


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    Linda Lovelace circa 1968

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    Linda Lovelace 2000

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    Linda with her parents circa 1968

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    Luke with his guido look

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    Linda circa 1974

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    Eric Edwards in a late 1960s loop

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    Eric Edwards circa 2000

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    Eric Edwards circa 2000

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    Luke, Chuck on their wedding

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    Gerard Damiano circa 1972

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    Deep Throat

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    Luke in his mullet look

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    Linda Lovelace circa 1972

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    Gerard Damiano


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    Luke F-rd


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    Linda Lovelace in Deep Throat


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    Linda, Chuck Traynor


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    Linda, Chuck

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    Linda circa 1973

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    Deep Throat

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    Bill Margold

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    Linda in Deep Throat

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    Linda circa 1973

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    Playboy publisher Hugh Hefner

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    Sammy Davis Jr and his Mrs


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    Sammy, Chuck

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    Luke F-rd

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    Linda, choreographer David Winters, 1974

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    Linda, choreographer David Winters

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    Linda

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    Linda with her plasterer hubby Larry Marchiano

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    Linda

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    Linda

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    Linda

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    Linda in the 1975 movie "Linda Lovelace For President"

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    Linda in the 1975 movie "Linda Lovelace For President"

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    Linda, David Winters

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    Linda, David


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    David Winters

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    Linda

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    Linda

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    Larry Marchiano

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    Linda, Larry

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    Linda, Larry

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    Larry

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    feminist Gloria Steinem

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    Ex-porn star Gloria Leonard

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    Attorney Catharine McKinnon

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    Deep Throat


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    Linda testifies in 1983
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    Sharon Mitchell

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    Deep Throat

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    Linda Lovelace

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    Luke F-rd

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    Linda with her parents

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    Linda Lovelace

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    Linda's daughter

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    Linda, Larry

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    Luke as guido


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      Linda after his liver transplant


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      Linda with Larry and the kids

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      Linda with Larry and the kids

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      Linda with her daughter

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      Linda's daughter

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      Linda's daughter

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      Linda with her daughter

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      Linda's daughter

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      Linda's daughter's daughter

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      Linda's daughter

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      Marilyn Chambers

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      Chuck Traynor with his wife Bo

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      Linda

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      Sexologist Dr Ava Cadell

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      Marc Wallice, Kimberly Jade

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      Linda with her kids

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      Linda with her kids

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      True Hollywood Story credits