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Sunday, October 22nd, 2000

Zoe's SF Weekend

Zoe writes: My weekend to San Francisco, Ca started on Saturday Oct. 21 at 9am. On the way to the airport, the main freeway I was supposed to take was closed, so I had to take the scenic route. This should have been a sign of how the day would progress. After waiting for the others to show up at the airport, we took a very bumpy ride to our destination. We landed and waited for the van to pick us up and headed to the Ramada, which was more like a Motel 6, John thought it was a normal Ramada; at least that was what the travel agent told him. Strike three for that agent. John tried to check us all in, which normally doesn't take a long time, but even with his advanced arrangements the hotel still seemed to f--- it up majorly. After over an hour of arguing with the desk people, we all got our rooms. Bridgette Kerkove and I roomed together (she is so sweet and sexy). We had a room about three blocks away from everyone else and in another building, John tried to get us all on one floor, but the hotel was an ass. By this time we were hungry and tired, so we decided we would order room service and then take a short nap before getting ready for the ball. Bridgette and I opened the menu to decide what we wanted just to find out that room service stopped at 1:30pm. We met Heather Lynn and Samantha and walked 3 or 4 blocks to IHOP. After waiting ten minutes to be seated in a non-busy restaurant, we waited almost another hour to be waited on. Finally we got our crappy food. I was not old enough to have a full cup of hot chocolate LOL.

After we went back to the hotel, Bridgette and I took a nap and then showered (we won't tell you if together or not), and got ready. We met everyone in the lobby around 7:15pm. While waiting for some of the others to join us in the lobby, a hotel security guard who was so short and must have been over 100 years old decided to accuse the girls of being hookers. John made him apologize to all of us, repeatedly. Off we went to the ball. After a frightful drive there, we were shown our huge dressing room, which was stocked with water, soda and tons of food. The group decided to go downstairs and pass out fliers and look at all the stuff. After about a half hour of being groped and goosed by naked ugly freaks, we decided to hide upstairs until the show. The show began around 10:45pm, for the next 45 minutes all the girls had a hot, sweaty orgy on a 120-foot stage in front of more than 10,000 people while Society One played. That was the best part of the trip. After the show, Jewel, Bridgette, Dr. X, and I escaped and went back to the hotel. We were lucky we did because a little while after we left, two of the girls got all their stuff stolen. At the hotel, we got comfy and fell asleep. Morning came not early enough and it was time to go home. There was some more trouble at the hotel desk trying to check out, but I will let John tell you about that if he wants to. Bridgette and I raced to catch the shuttle to the airport. After another scary ride, we arrived 45 minutes before our plane left. The line to check in was so long, we ran to the gate 10 minutes before departure. We made it. The ride home was smooth until we landed. It was the worst landing I ever had to endure. I seriously thought we were going to crash and I wouldn't of been surprised either if it happened. That would have been a perfect ending for our trip. I have to say even though it was a trying trip; John took care of everything that was thrown our way. It won't deter me from working with him again. I also want to thank Dr. X for being so sweet as usual and putting his life at risk getting us a taxi. Hugs and kisses to my new best pal Bridgette!!

Looking To God For The Answer

HIV Boy writes: Dear Luke, I am writing this to you to ease my conscience and perhaps put an end to an extremely unscrupulous practice that is occuring at one of the largest internet studios in business right now, which I refrain from naming, but it starts with a B and ends with net. They are located in Chatsworth.

I recently found out that I am hiv positive, not an uncommon thing now days. I do not know for sure how I contracted the disease, I am not celibate yet I am not a working porn star either. I also know that I did not contract the virus through a needle.

I have recently been informed by word of mouth that B.com has/had active and working hiv positive performers. This is all fine if they are doing solo work, no proof of a negative test is needed. The catch is they do "softcore" couple rooms, both gay and straight, and they do not require proof of a test for this. I do not know the law, but considering that the penetration is not shown and not required, I figure that by law they do not have to require a test.

I worked for B-----t and now I am hiv positive. I have had less than ten sexual partners in the last year, and only 2 of those were unprotected sex. I worked with several different male partners during my employment at Babenet, engaging in oral fellatio and even partial penetration a couple times. Its been a while, and I know that I cannot prove that I contracted the hiv virus during my employment there, but if the information I have been given is true, then the least I can do is get it out in the open and perhaps prevent others from finding themselves in the same position as I.

I know the industry is harsh and can really destroy some people, but I also feel that it can be positive for many people and its too bad that some people have to f--- it up for everyone else. Looking to God for the answer, hiv boy

Does Babenet Require HIV Testing?

Luke asks porn stud Jeremy Steele who replies: Luke, They Did, Yes, when they were doing live hardcore shows.. In fact The manager at the time.. Had it timed to being valid exactely 30 days to the hour of the day that the test was taken.. One time I was told my test was expired because it was literally two hours old that 30th day... Right now, however, they are not doing any live hardcore couples shows.. It's been a while since it was up, and there's no sign as to if and when it will start again.

HIV Boy replies: One comment; About Jeremy Steele's commentary. Yes he is correct, however Babenet does "softcore", girl-girl and guy-guy shows, which I used to do (guy-guy). For the mostpart the guys I worked with are gay, and they NEVER asked anyone of us for hiv tests, unless we worked in the hardcore straight couples room.

I have evidence that they have or have recently had performers there that are hiv positive, and that the managers there have been aware of this and due to the "softcore"-ness assumed they did not have to require tests or disclose any information they were aware of that they were using hiv positive performers in their softcore shows, placing them with the hiv negative performers and looking the other way should they consent to intercourse out of the view of the lense.

Pat Riley

Pat Riley writes on RAME: In today's PC climate I don't think that Ockham's razor leads you to the conclusion that a girl saying she was raped was really raped, especially not on some sort of show where such an item may be adduced to curry favor or the sympathy of the audience. In fact, the idea that she would say this on a show (What show is this? I presume some sort of talk show.) makes me exceedingly suspicious that the old "defining down" syndrome is operating. Maybe if she were picked off the side of the road, beaten and bloody, by some passing good samaritan, I'd say your version of "the most likely explanation is the correct one" would operate.

Defining down in this case could be my statutory rape idea or she had too much to drink or too much pot or Ecstasy and someone took advantage of her. Without more information I'd be dubious about accepting her statement at face value.

Luke Gets Mail

Porn star Tiffany Towers writes Luke: "You have no idea what your talking about you are a trash talking porn hating loser."

Vivid girl Devon writes: Hi Luke, I just wanted to let everyone know that my members site for www.devonxxx.com My official site will be up and running Nov. 1st it will include my home web-cam and 1000's of never seen photos of me plus contests, giveaways and many other goodies, so cum and check me out.

John writes: Did you know anything about the murder of an amateur porn starlet in central Pensylvania a few weeks or months ago. Went by the name of Ashley St. James. Awesomely cute blonde and a swinger. Know or heard anything about this?

Filmbuff writes: Dear Luke: You sure aren't popular with Hustler and Victoria Paris, or one of her agents, wrote me to say that your bio about Christy Canyon was pretty off the wall. But, I think you are pretty informative for the most part and I do like your writing style.

Catch is that I am almost 20 years older than you, unless your bio is off too. :-) But I do recognize that today's porn "actresses" are far more attractive than they were during "The Golden Age", however I still think Marilyn Chambers was the best and my personal favorite was Brigitte Maier. And, if I had the money, I would likely "digitally remaster" the old Candy Barr tape for the hell of it. As you well know "opinions are like what Hustler described you as.

What I have gleaned from trying to find information about Ms. Maier is that the "porn business" is very similar to the "real world". A lot of "catty" people with very petty gripes and bulls---. I wonder what would motivate someone to bill themselves as "CAROL SCHLECHT" as Brigitte did in FULFILLMENT?

Curious writes: With the mailing of my absentee ballot on Saturday I have become the first member of l-keford.com to vote for Al Gore for President of the United States! He's environmentally conscious. He's pro-choice. He's Jew friendly. And, need I remind you, he invented the internet!

Chaim writes: Hey you, yes you Hollywood jews. I'm talking to you. Given the utter failure of the Oslo "peace" process, and the desire of jews and palestinians to live separate lives on common soil, what is to be done with the indigenous population of palestinians and fecund arab women? Extermination? Exile? Bantustans, along the lines of what the Afrikaners attempted in South Africa? Or should the Juden of Israel just pack up and return to Poland and Russia or, if very rich, move to join you in Hollywood? We all value your opinions, Hollywood Jews, whether regarding health care or racism in America, so please let us know what you would do on this issue as well.

NYExplorer writes: I was considering sampling (there's that porno state of mind again) Allison Kilgore before I read about her on your site...I felt like sending the money to her kids instead. These girls ain't cheap and I prefer to date the girl next door type anyway. I guess in porno speak "I'm into amateurs". ;)

Fran writes: Dear Luke: I am so sorry Chaim and Rumdar lump every 40+ women into the same pile...is it also true all overweight men are unsexy and miserable; all younger men are stupid and insensitive; and all "young" women are hotter, and more emotionally available than "older" women??

Rather than falling back on ageist stereotyping, keep your heart and mind open to love in diverse packages, evaluate each woman you find yourself attracted to individually, and trust you will be blessed with the right woman for you when you can be a blessing to her as well.

Porners, who among you can claim to be totally innocent? You live a life fraught with anal lube, crack cocaine and all manner of sin, but you can be forgiven. Jack T. Chick shows you the way. Will you accept the forgiveness given to you almost 2,000 years ago? Click here: Frame Up

John writes: Tera Patrick has only been in the bussiness for a little over a year. If she stays in the business another 5 years she will do most everything: gangbangs, abuse (she has posed for bondage already), maybe even a bukkake. That is the usual scenario, isn't it? She will be no different, unless she gets out within 2 more years.