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Tuesday, October 10th, 2000

Rob Black Interview

Roger Pipe of Rogreviews.com interviewed Extreme Associates owner Rob Black. Here's an excerpt:

How did you gravitate into the porn business?

My dad was one of the first people in western New York who had adult book stores with peep shows. … I would sit and roll quarters from the peep machines. That was my job. When I was done, my dad would give me a couple of rolls and I would go to the batting cages. I was like fourteen with a hundred dollars in f---ing quarters. As I hit puberty, he would go downstairs and I would grab all the stuff I could. I was jerking off to DP’s and s--- when kids were just looking at Penthouse. I was jerking off to f---ing Beta tapes. I got sucked off when I was twelve years old by a girl who was two years older. … After that, I had decided I wanted to make porno. My dad kept telling me that I couldn’t do it from Rochester, you don’t know how hard it is, look at you uncle. They’re cooks and scumbags. What I secretly did was shot a movie in Rochester. I flew people in and used my college money. Basically, it was money I wasn’t authorized to use. I basically stole the money to shoot the first movie. Tommy covered the split from Elegant pretty well in his interview, did you want to add your take on it? Tommy covered it perfectly, but I'll put my two cents in. Here we are two years later and Patrick is still so bitter. Any time they re-package any of the movies I directed, they take my name off as the director. The DVD for 'Miscreants" has 'Actress of the Year'. 'Supporting Actress of the Year' and 'Directed by Elegant Angel.' I think it's funny and childish. I have always spoken the truth about what Patrick did for us and what he didn't do for us. I never just said he was a scumbag. I said he was a scumbag and gave a reason, but at the same time, he gave me and Tommy our shot.

RP: If you had to pick one to give to someone as your best work to date, which one would it be and why?

RB: It would be a toss up between The Cellar and Miscreants.

RP: What about charges that your movies are anti-woman?

RB: Sure they are. Anti-woman in the sense that some of my stuff has a woman being victimized. It all depends on what you see as pro-woman. If you think if a woman should walk into a room during a movie and be talked gently to and worshipped, then yeah. Pornography on the whole is anti-woman. I don't give a f--- if you're nice or not. Girls are treated like filthy f---ing cunts.

RP: Who is a better director, Rob Black or Thomas Zupko?

RB: Me. No question. Could he be better than me at some point? Yeah. I think Luis Cypher has the vision to be as good as me.

RP: What is your role in the XPW?

RB: I play the mentally unbalanced owner who thinks everyone is after him. I’m very paranoid and hated. I hate the fans and want to sell the company to WCW to make it a farm league, send the wrestlers to WCW and have them lose to the big stars. They hate me because I’m trying to take their baby away. All the kids who watch the show hate me for it. I love it. I get to play who I am, a total prick. I get to be a real dick and I love it. I’m the ultimate heel, the ultimate villain and I love it.

RP: You performed in a couple of movies.

RB: Yeah, it was horrible.

RP: Why did you stop?

RB: I only did it for Tricia. I didn’t want her f---ing other dudes, so I did it. I put myself into roles I couldn’t see other guys playing. Most of the porn people are horrible actors, so I couldn’t see any of them playing that degenerate cop I played in “Week and a Half” They have no personality, it’s horrible. Vince Vouyer, Marc Davis, James Bonn, Evan Stone, they’re horrible. I did it for those reasons and I won’t do it any more. Besides, it could damage my political career.

RP: Political career?

RB: Yeah, I’m running for Mayor next year.

RP: Mayor of what?

RB: Mayor of Los Angeles.

RP: What about other people in the porn world?

RB: Let’s get this straight. I hate Matt and Mark Zane. They are complete losers just like their f---ing father, Chuck Zane. If I ever came face to face with that mother f---er, I would slap the s--- out of that fat, forty five year old, useless douche bag… Patrick Collins is a f---ing asshole. He still cries about me every day. He actually had the building he’s in exorcized to get out my demons. That’s a f---ing true story…. Stagliano just doesn’t like me, he despises me because I said some derogatory things like he loves She-males…. John Leslie is way better than Michael Ninn because if you take the special effects away from a Michael Ninn movie, you’ve got a horrible bland sex tape…. Jane Hamilton. f--- her, she’s a cunt. She’s still a filthy cunt…. Michael Ninn is a cunt. Even though he’s a guy, he’s a cunt…. Paul Thomas, yuck. He’s all right. He’s a cunt, but he’s all right. He is the best, pretty-faggy movie maker out there…. Max Hardcore is a filthy drunk piece of s---, but I love blowjobs and he was the first s--- I really got into. That stuff is still great, he’s just a drunk piece of s---.

RP: What about Sean Michaels?

RB: What about him? f--- him. He’s a f---ing douche bag. We were actually going to hire him and he had the balls to say that he didn’t like me because I use the N word, the nigger word. He actually had the balls to say I like Tom Byron but I don’t like Rob Black.

RP Does Sean have a point? Are you a racist?

RB: I’m not a racist. I use black people. I have a director, Derek Newblood, he’s a f---ing schmoog.

Forgive Me, But I Am Confused

AVN publisher Paul Fishbein writes: Dear Luke: Forgive me, but I am confused.

My head tells me not to worry, that what is happening with our friendship is normal as two people go about living their separate lives, and that there are ups and downs, and closeness and distance vary, and things will be always be changing but that we continue to love each other as best we can.

But I am so hurt and confused now that Gene Ross has left me for Rob Black.

So much of our personal relationship seems to have been channeled through the site....I wanted to write you and realized that I didn't know what was happening with you, not at all....so I went to the site today and didn't feel anything was there that gave me any real clues...anything really serious about what was going on with you...

Perhaps I pulled back so far to "get things done" that I disrupted the bond of energy between us that has served us well for so many months. That certainly wasn't my intent, though I could have predicted it would happen if only because of the distance and the limitations on my time.

But I wonder, are we to continue to be involved in one another's lives in whatever strange capacity we have evolved so far? Will this relationship continue to grow and change as we evolve as people? Or do you just want me as an occasional contributor to lf.com...?

And should there be no lf.com, what then? Because I feel as though I am rapidly running out of things to say... It is hard to remember how I came to decide that you were very special to me, when we have so little interaction...

Part of me believes I should stay, because I strengthen and sustain you as you do me, and another part of me believes that I have nothing left to offer you, and that my time would be better spent moving on to something new and different and invigorating.

As long as I have value to you as a friend, I would not leave you, but if my value is negligible, then I can and should move on, and save your readers the pain THEY feel at being reminded that there are real women, with real feelings, in this world, in your life.

Best Regards,

Paul

Luke says: Ok, that was not really a letter from Paul. It came from Lynne L-patin and I inserted a sentence about Gene Ross.

Max Hardcore's Brother Dead

Max Hardcore's brother Mark Little is dead. Mark is remembered as a real nice guy. "How can this possibly be Max's brother?" was a common comment about Mark.

MaxWorld Entertainment writes: Dear Luke, The family's intention was to keep this event personal and private, but since you have posted a notice on you site, we have this to say.

Our family's dear brother Mark has passed away last Friday.

Born in Wisconsin in 1946, Mark F. Little, brother of Paul Little, aka Max Hardcore, passed away peacefully at St. Luke's hospital on October 6th 2000. A Marine Veteran of the Vietnam War era, he had retired several years ago. Mark was successful as both a real estate developer, nightclub owner, and in recent years as a producer of several movies. In 1990, he launched the screen career of his brother Paul when he introduced him to Peter Davy, Bobby Hollander, Bobby Genova at LBO. Mark is survived by his mother Margaret, sister Linda, brothers Phil and Larry; two daughters, Jane and Stacy; all from Wisconsin; and brothers Paul and Peter from California. Mark had lived with his brother Paul for the last several years at his Altadena residence.

Mark was a loving and peaceful man who rarely had a bad word to say. He lived a full life, and brought joy and enthusiasm for living and accomplishment to all he met. His presence and leadership will be missed by all who knew him. The family would like to apologize to those they have failed to personally contact, and say thank you for being his friend. Services were held on Sunday, October 8th at Turner Stevens & Edwards Funeral Home in Pasadena.

Mark's remains will be cremated and his ashes returned to Wisconsin for a separate service for family members and friends residing there. Condolences to the family may be sent to maxhardcore@earthlink.net.

Gene Ross Leaves AVN For Extreme Associates

Gene Ross will leave Adult Video News in two weeks to work for Extreme Associates. Gene gave notice to an upset Paul Fishbein this morning.

Fishbein wrote GeneRoss.com: "Gene came to me this morning and told me he wanted to leave AVN and try his hand at something new. After 14 years, it has come as a shock. However, he has been a wonderful employee and a great friend and much of the success of AVN can be attributed to him. Through thick and thin, Gene has been the glue that has kept the magazine together. "I wish Gene the best of luck in his new endeavor. He'll always be an AVN guy."

Gene sez: "I'll have more to comment, but I wanted to post this story as soon as possible from my mouth and not indulge the rumor mill." Ross says Black is the younger retarded brother he never had and, thus, feels a kinship with him. (From GeneRoss.com)

Luke F-rd Live

Listen to Luke F-rd Live. My first guest was Alec Helmy from 69Spot.com. Then we talked about Stephen Michael Cohen for an hour. Then Kevin Blatt and Mike South phoned in.

JMT writes about Lee Noga: 0 for 3 on laches, feltching, and meshuggeneh -- you need a more well-versed co-host.

Asia Carrera Goes 9-5

From AsiaCarrera.com: Egads, what a long strange week it's been! I just finished my very first week EVER of doing the 9-5 office duty thing, and I must say, THIS SUCKS!!! I am SO not a morning person! I am SO not a team player! And boy do I hate having a boss who can say: "That stinks - do it over!" or even: "You're fired!"

AVN Closes Every Yom Kippur

Over the weekend Luke F-rd wrote: "In honor of Yom Kippur, Paul Fishbein's closing his Adult Video News operation tomorrow [yesterday]. I don't think that Paul, an atheist, has done this before. Any other porn operations closed for the Day of Atonement?

GeneRoss.com sez: "AVN closes every Yom Kippur in honor of Paul's grandmother."

Homegrown Video Responds To Helpful

Stefanie from Homegrown Video writes: Dear Helpful,

I saw your comment to my boss, Farrell, about us being involved in Mona's bukkake a few months ago. Yes, it is true that we helped her out by hosting her party for her and broadcasting it on her site as well as www.homegrownvideo.com. And it is also true that the guys she expected to show all chickened out. Although the Bukkake did not go as planned, everyone made the best of things and had an awesome 3 girl/4 guy orgy instead. The timing of your comment is interesting, because just this past Saturday, we helped Mona with her second attempt at a Bukkake. Twenty-one guys showed up, and they covered Mona's face in cum. She was a crusty, dripping, red-eyed happy slut at the end of the show! We are proud of the part we played in making her fantasy come true, that's one of the positive things about being in this business.

As for your comment that we work with lipsticked pigs, all I can say about that is that we work with a wide variety of women. If there's one thing we've learned in our years of business, it's that there is something for everyone, so we don't judge by the physical. Instead, we look for people with positive attitudes. We want to see people who are having fun f---ing, not "beautiful" but bored girls who check their watches every few minutes because they want to finish early so they can run their paychecks over to their baby's daddy before the coke dealer closes shop for the day. We have real sex sent to us by real people: older couples, girls with unshaven muffs, chubby chicks, barely-legal college girls, women who enjoy cream pies and facials- all types. Beauty is very subjective, and most people have differing opinions on what is or isn't hot. So to only feature one type of person would limit our market and keep us from pleasing all the individual tastes we currently fulfill.

Real beauty is not just skin deep- personality goes a long way. An enthusiastic attitude about sex can make the most average-looking gal a million times sexier than the porn star that conforms to society's standards of beauty but has to fake her orgasms because she'd rather be somewhere else. We know amateur porn isn't for everyone, but apparently a lot of people share our philosophy that the best sex is sex that the participants actually enjoy. After all, Homegrown Video is the longest running series in the history of adult video. Our website, www.homegrownvideo.com already has thousands of members even though it just launched earlier this year. Other porn companies use the same plastic girls in the same scenarios over and over and go out of business- but we continue to thrive. So no matter what you think about our talent, we must be doing something right!

Thanks, Stefanie Director of PR/Webmaster www.Homegrown Video.com

Whale Vomits Luke Back Into Porno

I spent Yom Kippur fasting and praying to the Lord to release me from the burden of covering porno. The Lord responded by commanding to continue my ministry to the lost souls of the San Fernando Valley.

I rebelled, and Monday night boarded a ship for North Korea. But a great storm shook the ship. Crew members drew lots and determined that I had to be thrown overboard. Shortly after I hit the water, I was swallowed by a whale and vomited up in Chatsworth. From there I went to Paul Fishbein's Adult Video News operation. I prophesied that it would be destroyed in a few days if they did not repent. So Paul and company put on sackloth and ashes and wept loudly for their sins.

Meanwhile, I've retreated to my bungalow to make this final update. I await God's wrath to pour out on those who don't lead their sex lives according to Biblical principles.

JMT writes: Prediction: Like all porn bimbos, Luke will "retire," then make a comeback in 6 months, with a new attitude, bigger tits, and willing to do anal.

Captain Black writes: Luke, I am glad to see that you didn't give in to all the pressure, and quit porno. Don't be a quitter! I was wandering. You seem to be a very objective type of guy (yeah right). What are your thoughts on the government conspiracy to hide the presence of Aliens who are living among us on the planet?

Jan writes: Dear Luke: I'm so relieved you were rejected by the whale, and returned to us for the time being. I felt rather lonely looking at Sunday's post and contemplating your new life in the backwoods of Korea...too much kimchee and you'll never get laid again anyway, so really it's best you're back! smile Love ya baby!

Alan Miles writes: Luke: I shouldn't have kept reading your site. Are you actually promoting CyberErotica? I know of no one [sane, literate and intelligent adult] who would subject themselves to any of their sites. Once there you are mercilessly trapped. The last time I ended up on one of their sites [by accident] it took more than 20 times hitting the "back" button to rid myself of their bulls---. Kids go there....they love it.

Luke replies: Yeah, but CyberErotica pays well.

Goddess writes: ya know if you fold up your web page, Gene will probably be forced to double the size of his....it'll be "all Gene, all the time." all i can say is "what are ya waitin' for, boy? the Holy Land's a callin'! Don't cha know it's bad manners to keep God waitin?!"

Jechu Prospect writes from North Korea: Dear Mr. Luke F-rd! The Commintern of the Peoples Republic of Korea understands that you have begun your life anew in anticipation of your migration to Korea. We salute you. We also understand that you are in need of news to feed the starving masses of your readers. This we glady provide in the spirit of fraternal friendship between kindrid spirits. No doubt your readers will be of glad heart once they discover your new correct orientation and will want to join you in your voyage down the road to progress.

Fred, an assimilated Jewish lawyer who worked on Yom Kippur, writes: I generally oppose the settlements in Gaza and the West Bank--they are there solely for ideological reasons. The two populations (settlers; palestinians) obviously hate each other, and it makes no sense whatsoever for the two populations to try to live in proximity to each other.

Also, I think Mr. Sharon is a big fat jerk. However, I think that the Palestinian behavior is basically unacceptable. Trashing Joseph's tomb was uncivilized. They (the palestinians) cannot be trusted to have sovereignty over the holy sites. As you undoubtedly know, prior to 1967, the Arabs forced all the Jews out of the Jewish quarter of the walled city of Jerusalem, and desecrated holy sites. (Of course, there was no protest from any of the Arab governments, or to the best of my knowledge, any government, concerning this.) They obviously consider this to be acceptable behavior. That is simply a value that they hold as part of their culture. That makes them unsuitable sovereigns insofar as Jerusalem is concerned.

Frankly, if I were Barak, I'd do the following:

1. Tell the settlers that I'm pulling the army out of Gaza and those portions of the West Bank I consider irrelevant for security purposes. If they want to stay, they're on their own. (I think the settlers are, by and large, jerks. I think they'd leave if they had any sense, given that ultimatum.);

2. Seal of the west bank and gaza (including electric power/water/telecommunication/imports and exports/access to the media and the press). I would then tell them that when they're done rioting, perhaps there can be some meaningful negotiation.

3. I'd tell them that giving them any form of sovereignty over Jerusalem (or at least the holy sites) is absolutely out of the question. I would be willing to carve out individual neighborhoods that are essentially all arab neighborhoods to the extent reasonably feasible. I would recommend minimizing palestinian population within Israel proper. I always thought that one of the problems with the Northern Ireland situation is that when the border between Northern Ireland and the Irish republic was established, it was done on a county-by-county basis. There was a large Catholic population that was incorporated into Northern Ireland. That was a BIG mistake. If two populations can't live together, minimize the extent to which they must live together. It's as simple as that.

It's the same thing in Kosovo. The Serbs and Albanians can't live together. Fine. No sense in forcing the situation. Separate out the populations, and let each population govern itself. So to the extent feasible, I would not be unwilling to carve out arab neighborhoods (not containing holy sites) in East Jerusalem and let the palestinians have them. I'd also tell Arafat that I can live with the status quo until hell freezes over.

By the way--there is no doubt that Arafat has been fanning the flames here. He does not escape responsibility. The Fatah-controlled media has been urging rioting. TO a great extent, this is his fault. The complaints of the international community are bulls---. Exactly what do you do if a hord of lunitics is throwing rocks at you and you have a gun? I know what I'd do. I'd fire back.

Arab outrage at the situation is, of course, hypocritical. The Syrians had no compunctions whatsoever about killing off an entire city of their own citizens during the Assad regime. Iraq commits those sorts of outrages all the time. None of the arab countries are bullwarks of Jeffersonian democracy. To the extent that outrage emanates from any Western countries, they're also full of s---. The U.N. can investigate Israeli use of force as soon as it's done investigating French use of force during the Algerian civil war. And perhaps an investigation of Belgian management of the Belgian Congo. And, of course, German public opinion is utterly irrelevant.

Chaim writes Luke: You previously spoke of moving to Jerusalem to study at a yeshiva. But now that Arab men and boys are taking up rocks and guns against western jews like you and fighting to drive the jews into the sea, you appear to be talking less and less about that plan. Instead you seem to have decided to revel in you own corruption in Kehillot LA. Or have I misread you?

PS regarding Fred the Lawyer's prescription for separating Jews and Arabs as the Final Solution to the Arab problem. How does this differ from what the white separatists wanted to do in South Africa or from what white nationalists (e.g., Yggdrasil) preach ought to be done in America? After all, here as in Israel there are areas where folks of dissimilar backgrounds and ethnicities do not get along with each other. (Some ignorant people just have not gotten the message that diversity is a beautiful thing.) Are you preaching racial separatism here, or just for the jews in Israel? Can you treat one as a respectable position without confering a measure of legitimacy on the other?

Luke, I predict that the biggest impact that the troubles in Israel will have on American jews is in making the white nationalist perspective respectable here in America. Multiculturalism is no more likely to work here in America than it has worked in Israel.

Fred replies: Carving out separate nations for different ethnic groups is not, in and of itself, evil. That was how the Irish civil war ended. That is what Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Macedonia decided to do to Yugoslavia. The Western powers had absolutely no compunctions about trying to get the Arabs to revolt against the Ottoman Empire. Pakistan had no compunctions about trying to separate Moslems from Hindus when India and Pakistan became independent. There is nothing wrong or immoral about that.

I don't preach racial separatism unless something has really gone awry, to the point of being an irreparable mess and disaster.

Incidentally, I remind you that at the conclusion of World War II, the Sudeten Germans were essentially expelled from the Sudetenland. (Prior to World War II, Hitler alleged that the Sudeten Germans were being mistreated by the Czechs.) The Allies (France, Britain, the Soviet Union) basically said, O.K. You can't get along with the Czechs? Leave. Nobody thought that was inappropriate. If Mr. Amelek suggests forcing the Palestinians and Israelis to live together as part of the pursuit of "diversity", he couldn't possibly be serious.

Regarding creating racial segregation in the U.S. is morally different from what occurs in Israel. As a practical matter, the presence of non-whites in my community (probably about 40% oriental by now--I live in Sunnyvale about 1 block from the Cupertino-Sunnyvale border) doesn't really impact my life in any way. Nobody has been throwing Molotov coctails at my house, blasting Chinese music, or otherwise impacting my life. I don't believe in racial separatism just for the hell of it. I would say, though, that if two populations are irreconcilable in their hatred for each other, and they are reasonably easily separable from one another (i.e. by creating a separate republic of Ireland, or a separate Pakistan, or a separate Slovenia) why should they be forced into one political unit?

Another difference between the looney racial separatists in the U.S. and the situation in the middle east is that by and large, most whites don't think there should be a separate "white homeland" and a separate "black homeland". Those views are largely the province of nutty racists. They don't really represent the views of anybody.

Incidentally, Begin promoted his idiotic settlement policy to try to create "facts on the ground", i.e. a Jewish population that would be difficult or impossible to separate from Israel. Note that Stalin encouraged Russian immigration into Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Kazakhstan, etc. for the exact same purpose. Jiang Zemin encourages Chinese emmigration into Tibet and Sinkiang for the same purpose. It is an inherently dumb idea. In the case of Stalin, the policy didn't work--the Soviet Union broke apart a decade or so ago. In the case of Begin, it probably won't work.

Forced multiculturalism is simply not a good thing.

Porn Star Politics

From this Playboy.com article by J.R. Taylor:

Lori: As a conservative at heart, I feel that free enterprise is the backbone of our economy. My personal feeling is that Clinton has been riding the benefits of Reaganomics and that our current economy had nothing to do with his presence. I'm voting for Bush more for the Republican philosophy than for the man.

Playboy.com: How can the porn industry really make a difference in Washington?

Lori: I don't think the industry as a whole can really make a difference. No senator or congressman is going to take money from a porn lobbyist. One man has made a difference in Washington. He sacrificed everything to make a statement. Larry Flynt has done more for human rights and the porn industry than anyone or any group. I personally believe that his actions have made many senators and congressmen aware that they shouldn't interfere with our personal and constitutional rights.

Rebecca Lord: I would vote for Gore. I'm not really following politics, but I know who I don't want to vote for. That's what influences my decision. Voting for Bush doesn't go with my way of thinking, which is voting for freedom of speech and freedom to do anything I want. I know that the Republicans disagree with me on that.

Chloe: This year, it's kind of deciding between the lesser of two evils. The red tape in pornography will still be there, and I would love to see that lifted. I'm one of the pro-fisting actresses in the industry, and it's bizarre to be banned from doing something we enjoy.

Diana Devoe [a black porn star]: I think I'm going to vote for Bush, because he's really strong on accountability. He wants to put stops in place to encourage people to take the blame for things and fix them. Right now, we don't have anything like that.

Jennifer Burton Not Doing Hardcore

Pat Riley writes on RAME: Jennifer Burton hasn't the obligatory trailer park trash tattoos, nor implants, nor nipple piercings, nor even a belly button ring and her teeth look capped or at least properly aligned and unfilled. No tongue stud either. Can't possibly be suitable for porn.

Alexandra Quinn

Alexandra Quinn writes: Hi, I want to give you some pics of me since I can't seem to find any shots of me on your site anymore. Also Elegant Angel and I had a release party for my new movie Slutwoman #2 on Wed. night at the century club. I have some pics of that to.Near the end of the night I realized my fur jacket was missing. I had lots of people looking for it. Someone spotted Midori with some guy and he was wearing my jacket. I ran outside without my shoes on and tried to grab my jacket off of him. Midori started to yell at me and I was already screaming at him to get my jacket off. Midori started fighting with me. A friend of mine tried to stop her.So Midori and 2 of her male friens stared jumping my friend. There was no security around and noone was helping. I was still trying to get my jacket off this guy. Then he turned around and said he was getting his gun.Well he ended up taking off in the car with me holding onto it. I let go and he was gone. About 5 minutes later he came back and finally I somewhat had the security gaurds attention. Security grabbed my coat out of his car.Then held onto it for about 45 mins. before they would give it to me. Midori and her friends were making all sorts of death threats. Other than that the night was a lot of fun and a big success. I announced the winner of the "win a part in a movie with me(Slutwoman) contest. His name is John Riesonfeld a 23 yr. old virgin from Tx. The Playboy channel is going to cover it all day. I'll send you pics. from that too. My comeback was cut short a few months ago after I did the gangbang with Howard Stern's Wackpack. I've been touring from club to club ever since and will be almost till the end of the year. I'm looking forward to next year to return again to do quite a few movies. I'm on my way to Lexington, Kentucky then of to Union, N.J., and from there I go to Ft. Lauderdale.

Alexandra Quinn

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Photos below from the ECVS by Domonique Lille

Bunny Luv

Mr Marcus

Sunset Thomas

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Lexi

Tabitha Stevens

Serenity

Tera Patrick

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A Stripper's Dilemma

I was one of those girls who swore I would never get a boob job. I had a very small, elegant, chest that I loved, but secretly wanted a magnificent chest. I tried to convince myself that I had other attributes that would compensate for my small chest. I told myself how pretty small titties are. Somehow I felt my own were meant to be bigger. I began really looking at bodies. I came to the conclusion that a good boob job looks magnificent. I knew that big boobs were all that was missing. Next, I watched a handful of dancers with nice boob jobs in action. They were consistently making double what I was. Before thinking much about my tits, I considered experience, "looks", and their mileage, as the big three to making money. Then, after dancing for about six months, I realized, oh my god, men love big tits! The last and most important consideration was how my husband felt about it. I discussed my thoughts with my husband. I somehow still felt uncomfortable about admitting that I wanted to get my boobs done. I beat around the bush, and tried to force the decission on him. He told me he loved my titties, big or small. I was doomed to make the call. After making the decision, I talked to the girls I worked with. I do not advise this. Although a few were nice about it, most had nasty remarks. You don't need this negativity. You have made an educated and carefully studied decision, and you are excited. Don't let those girls make you second-guess yourself. The correct response to stupid negative comments when you get them is, f--- Off! Click here: Stripper Power: For Strippers. By Strippers.

Geek Porn At MIT

Tom writes: Is that a Cavity Magnatron in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?? MIT students have started a porn site. http://www.bostonphoenix.com/archive/features/00/09/28/tji/WEB_SIGHTS.html

I thinks the Girls at VIVID will have nothing to worry about, although the site has some interesting articles such as the Geek Kama Sutra.

Luke Gets Mail

Donedone writes: Voting for Bush is a vote for homophobia, religious fanatasism, pollution, anti abortion, racism, the rich getting richer, backwards politics, evil intentions, angry white males, lying ex coke snorters that bang hookers and lie, yet accuse the other of the same thing. I would be highly dissapointed if Bush wins cause of your one win Luke. Gore isnt the best thing going, but at least there are some basic important things that will be taken care of, namely the right to breathe air that is somewhat clean.

Chaim Amalek writes: Why I Plan To Vote For George Bush and you should too...Because: Voting for Bush is a vote for homophobia, anti abortion, racism, the rich getting richer, backwards politics, evil intentions, angry white males, lying ex coke snorters that bang hookers and lie, yet accuse the other of the same thing. It all sounds good to me! PS Be sure to have that new l-keford honey Heather whatever (Barone?) on you show today. Let's show that other porn chick you pissed off that she can be replaced in no time.

RAME Highlights

LT writes on RAME: For all his failings, Luke's site still has snippets of important stories and issues. Maybe, I should say had. There is truth to be found there. Recently, the items on Cheyenne Silver and her not being interested in getting a boob job yet winding up with one were very enlightening. You certainly aren't going to see that on any of the other sites mentioned (or for that matter, any of the other industry related dirty laundry). In and around the flaming and rambling (and of late press releases too), Luke's site has attracted knowledgable insiders posting. Essentially the only outlet (well, yeah, there's RAME). For all his failings, without LF, Marc Wallice might still be working.

Rob writes on RAME: My wife and myself are "little people." We enjoy good erotic material as an adjunct to our sex lives. We were wondering why 100% of porn that features "midgets" ( for the record we HATE that term! ) has a scene that involves a normal sized person ( or at least Tal sized ) with the "little person." Can anybody recommend some good couples erotica featuring "little people" that does not involve a circus theme or some freak show appeal? Paul Thomas here our plea!

Good Deeds Are Not Enough

Many porners feel that their "good deeds" are enough to secure their place in God's kingdom. Poppycock! Calling Nina Hartley "ma'am" at a swingers' convention orgy will not get you into heaven. Waiting patiently and courteously in line at a bukkake will not get you into heaven. Complimenting your costar's anal gape will not get you into heaven. Only absolute devotion and acceptance of His divine laws laid out in the Bible will get you porners into heaven! Read today's Chick Christian tract and learn the error of your ways. Click here: Flight 144

St. Paul Prostitution

It's a new week and that means a new batch of prostitution arrest photos courtesy of the St. Paul, MN police department. These chicks are so ugly that they make the latest crop of porn wannabes from World Modeling look like the Vivid girls. Let's hear it for the men in blue of St. Paul! Hooray! Click here: This Week's Prostitution Photos -- Saint Paul Police

Blowing The Smokeout

Alana Evans writes: After 12 hours of autograph signing, picture taking, and some really cool music, the Smokeout came to an end. Though the XXX dome was not what we had all hoped for, the rest of the show still rocked. The Six Shooter / Alana Evans booth (not located in the dome) we were told was the most successful at the event. Many vendors and patrons made it by the booth to see what we had going on. I was of course very happy when the man himself, Breal, came over to our booth. He was really cool and gave me a chance to get in front of the cameras for a short interview and of course some love. Upon telling him how we came about integrating the two industries (porn/hemp) he was happy to receive a pile of my videos. I then handed Breal one of the six shooters for a little product placement, he showed it to the camera and talked about it a little bit (as he and every member of Cypress Hill own a six shooter) and then he handed it back to me. At the time I didn't notice but after I said good-bye and went back in the booth I found that he had packed us several fat bowls of some really sticky, stinky, green!!!. The rest of the day was a blast, thank you Cypress Hill and everyone else who made it out to the show. See you in Amsterdam for the Cannabis cup, and yes I have a few things in store for that event too. For more SmokeOut Pics check my site, www.alanaevans.com Always Nasty, Alana

Luke Gets Mail

Bridg writes: Dear Luke, visiting your site after a twelve month hiatus, i was pleasantly surprised to learn you lived in Oz and are reviled for this. Good stuff. Look, I am no mook; i haven't even seen a porn film for maybe 18 months, but you know as well as i the profile of the viewer as mook is only partly correct. There actually is a substantial female market, and also a market for well written soft core along the lines of asian films such as erotic ghost story, sex and zen etc. I am occasionally encouraged to aim for that market by friends. Why tell you? I love your work, mate, cobber, china, digger, etc.