Sunday, October 8th, 2000

Something Fishy About Pat Collins' Sale To Dion Giarrusso

Frank Adams writes: Did you see that thing on geneross.com about pat collins selling elegant to dion? When you pull yer self pitying head out of yer ass get on that one dude...it reeks of bull s---. Whats the outcome of that police officers widow thats suing Elegant? Is this some ploy to shield Patrick from that?...Time to investigate son...times a wastin this could be a big scoop for ya. Elegant is incorporated...find out if theres any public record of a sale...something is fishy

From GeneRoss.com: "In a deal that has just been finalized, Elegant Angel owner Patrick Collins has sold his company to Elegant Angel GM Dion Giarrusso. Giarrusso has been with the company since 1997 when he started out as a file clerk. Giarrusso said he gave Collins a "big" down payment and will be paying it off in monthly installments like a car loan. A big car loan. "As long as I make that monthly payment, I guess I get to own Elegant Angel," said Giarrusso modestly. "Pat's going to sign a contract that he cannot start his own company. He cannot direct movies for anyone. He has to direct for me and me only. We're going to continue with Sodomania."

Brandy Alexandre writes: "As long as I make that monthly payment, I guess I get to own Elegant Angel," said Giarrusso modestly.

This statement makes it SOoooo obvious that he wasn't in the market for a porn company, and that this is an arrangement to defraud a legitimate legal action. You know, you only get in more trouble if they determine that you've taken extreme steps like this in order to avoid lawsuits and judgments. I believe it adds on a few criminal actions along the with civil ones. Maybe Fred could chime in on this. In the criminal action I believe they can invalidate the sale and slap Patrick with some fines and/or jail time. With the way this comment was made Patrick had just better hope the lawyers for the widow don't read geneross.com or l-keford.com.

End Is Nigh

Only now that the end is near do I realize that because my moods have been kept in check from a decade of Paxil use that my commitment to Judaism has been a farce. Such is the reality of the selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor. It has prevented me from experiencing that which is the truth of my personality; in the deepest recesses of my mind I have always worshipped at the alter of pornography. I have always been and always will be jealous of those upon whom it has bestowed it's blessings. I forced myself to listen to the banal broadcasts of Dennis Prager. I studied dutifully of the Torah as my only means of repressing my true identity. My urge to fornicate was such that it could only be controlled by the lofty weight of religious dogma. I realize the error of my ways and I repent wholeheartedly for my sins against the erotic arts.

I would like to offer a sincere apology to all those who I have defamed through my delusion; Paul Fishbein, Gene Ross, Eddie W, Kenny G, The Sturman family, Russ Hampshire, Steve Hirsch. I could go on but so many have I ruthlessly and baselessly accused of misdeeds and shenanigans that listing them all would be too taxing on my fragile mental state which I am proud to say is now free from the influence of Paxil. I have switched to an older trycyclic anti-depressant which causes less sexual dysfunction but more clarity and yet still supresses the part of me that wishes to become a serial killer. Most of all I would like to apologize to Quasarman. I recently posted a completely fabricated story to my site which I attempted to pass off as being written by him regarding his conversion to fundamental christianity. They say it can take weeks for serotonin levels to return to normal after such prolonged use of such a potent psychoactive agent. I had a brief relapse and I apologize from the bottom of my formally falsely hebrew heart. I will miss you all as I return to obscurity. My head shots from my former years of acting pursuit have gathered some dust but I plan on digging them out and marching back into the world of legitimate entertainment which so cruelly rejected me. I will spend my lonely evenings relentlessly masturbating to all the great pornography I have so wrongly shunned during my period of illness. (Two paragraphs taken from satire on QuasarmanRants.com)

Chaim writes: As I survey the events now unfolding in Palestine and the farce that is the "Peace Process" ("give us a piece of Israel now and we will come back for the remainder later"), I begin to think the unthinkable. What if some combination of Israeli Arab, Palestinian Arab, and just plain Syrian, Egyptian, other arab power finally succeeded in breaking through the defenses of the zionist state and did with it what earlier generations of arab warriors did to the old Crusader States of the middle ages? No more Israel. This would be a tragedy not just for the jews who live there and for the Western world, but also for the very comfortable jews of America. Think what it would do to their social lives! No more Israel Bonds, ZOA, or other upbeat dinners to attend. No more "Missions to Israel" for the pampered jewish Yuppie. No more Israel/Jewish pride parades. Instead, the old image of the wussy jew would reassert itself, and the Juden would hold their heads down. The schvartes would begin to make more trouble, too. Even arrogant jews like XXX would have their pride broken. They might start to think that the safest course of action for them would be to marry a man with a gentile face and a gentile name to better enable them to hide from the goyim. In short, a guy like Luke F-rd would become very popular. So you see, the ultimate denouement of all this might be good for you Luke. Once the pride of the secular jewish woman has been broken by the fall of zion, you might become a very hot item...

Luke replies: I'm about to leave for the Museum of Tolerance/Simon Weisenthal Center...for a press conference on the situation in Israel by Rabbi Cooper... Anything you want me to say to the media and to the jews? Any placards I should carry?

At every prayer service I've attended over the past few days, the rabbi has spoken a few words about Israel and we've prayed for peace in Jerusalem. We say five Psalms every day and dedicate our study so that it strengthens Israel. Do you think my study this morning of a page of Talmud will help keep Israel strong?

Chaim writes: Ask them this: if open borders, multiculturalism and miscegenation are all good things for America and the nations of Europe, why are they not equally good for Israel? Would not amending Israel's Law of Return to permit those who fled the zionist onslaught do wonders in bringing about a final solution to the world's israel problem? And if these things are not good for Israel, will the jews join forces with the Aryans to close down immigration to America from non-white countries? Or will these jews just be their usual hypocritical selves? Remember, the whole world is watching.

Quasarman writes Luke: I appreciate that you think so highly of my skills as a writer that you find it neccessary to steal something from my site each day to post on your own. Very clever how you've trumped me this past weekend by first posting a fabrication about me and then posting the fabrication I wrote about you as though it was written by you all along. I should have seen that one coming. I would like to ask however what it was that I did to you in the past which compels you to fill my life with such grief in the present. If tomorrow truly is your last day as a scribe of industry gossip I suppose this letter is unneccessary but I know you better than to believe you could simply walk away from all this attention. My website has about 8 loyal viewers and I would like to keep it that way. I wonder if I could appeal to your good nature and have you refrain from posting my "rants" in the future. In taking bits of pieces of things that I have written you have also taken them out of their intended humorous context.

Quasarman Rants

From QuasarmanRants.com:

I have decided to forge ahead [with Quasarmanrants.com]. A number of factors have influenced this decision. A smattering of encouraging emails, one of which I have posted below as well as a very flattering piece which Gene Ross wrote on his site last Friday. If anyone knows the perils of web journalism it is he. The most important factor however can be summed up in four words; Chuck Martino and Buck Adams. Collectively these two people have burned more bridges in this industry than was done by the entire Third Reich during World War 2 and yet they are still able to continue to earn a living. Unlike Buck, I finish the movies I start and they are almost never financed by the largesse of a nebulous Dentist and unlike Chuck I tend to actually be on the set of movies where I am credited as being the Director. This illustrates to me that either the people of our industry have short memories or are extremely forgiving. Either way, the verbal archery I may deploy on this site will amount to nothing more than being an anecdotal footnote in the history of our business. On the subject of Martino I would like to make a friendly observation; the caucasian epidermis can only be tanned so much before officially being classified as leather.

James DiGiorgio writes Quasarman: Fear not Q. I became unwelcome at World about three years ago, basically, for vocalizing similar complaints. But I'm still here making three-an-a-half star movies. It's called Porngatory.

Final Day Of l-keford.com

Yom Kippur starts before sundown Sunday night. With God's awful day of judgment approaching, I realize that I can no longer devote my life to commenting on the carnal porn industry. Starting at sundown Monday night, this site will only discuss the things of heaven.

"That which is true, and just and holy and pure, think on these things, then Email Luke." 2 Corinthians 4:15.

Amused writes: Clarification please. Starting Monday all content must be of a "heavenly" nature or be related to porn slut, "Heaven Leigh"?

Mr Marcus writes Luke: Hey your going off the air, huh?? hmmm gonna lose a good thing. Most men have many contradictions that's what makes us so dam interesting. The site is interesting I'd keep it going if I was you, it offers an outlet. You can be nice or you can be nasty. Each has it's place. Let the people who post, choose. You just moderate from time to time. I think debating is healthy it gives all an equal chance to lie and sway judgment.

About that Alexa [Rae] thing....I've heard the horror stories many women have complained about her wrath. She is on a MISSION. No doubt. Personally she's cool (got big eyes and great dick sucking lips) but she can be vicious. Let's stay tuned and see where it goes. Luke investigate dawg...investigate.

Meni writes: dude, your done? site done? woohoooo just kidding ok Porn News Daily will just take over actually forget it, I won't run your s--- gossip and anonymous pervs insulting pornstars and heather barron 3 times a week crap and your religious s---, or generation next rantings Maybe Craig will hire you for Razor

Dudley Moore writes: Luke, in these final strange moments, one thing is for sure. No one does what you do better than you. No one else even knows what it is that you do. But all fun aside, and in a sober moment, I believe we'd all be forced to admit it was all really just a tremendous waste of time. Emphasis on TREMENDOUS. Best wishes, whatever path you choose.

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Ian writes Luke: I learn from your site that you're closing it down. I hope it's not so, especially not if the reason is that you think it's too easy a way to make a living. It gives a lot of pleasure to a lot of people, and if you can do that without effort then consider yourself lucky. Don't swap it for something difficult which will be of little use to anyone. By the way, I don't regret my feelings for porn. They give me a great deal of what I consider to be totally innocent pleasure. And I did find a picture of Lynne on your site shortly after I sent my email. An interesting lady indeed. She should write a book on her experiences in the developing US porn industry - I'd buy it.

Wyatt Earp writes: Luke, though you habe dealt with immoral topics and have sullied your name, you must also realize that you have done a lot of good for others. As a former porn addict, your site has made me view the industry in a new light, and made me realize that I don't need porn, that porn is a contaminant, and that having your site has been my outlet, where I can read about porn without digesting it directly. Alas, Gene Ross just won't help me in the same way. But I understand why you are moving on as I have moved away from scandalous positions in the past.

Dan writes: Luke, I'm a long time reader and first time writer. You've got to kidding about hanging it up. As a member of the silent majority, I believe I speak for a lot of people that get a great deal of enjoyment and enlightenment from your site. I pretty much skim over all the religious mumbo jumbo, however all the breaking news on the porn world is really a service to porners and fans alike. I might be alittle far from the cloth and for the most part bored by all of your biblical references but to your credit I am exposed to them. And it time (maybe a couple of decades) I might convert to a simpler more spiritual lifestyle. Don't quit, without your site I might never read scripture again. Oh by the way, can you start including more pic's and maybe update your directory of stars.

Curious: I think I better build a bridge to AVN before Luke flames out.
Curious: Whose ass shall I kiss?
Lynne L-patin: Send Gene your picture
Lynne L-patin: He likes pretty boy writers
Curious: A bathing suit photo?
Lynne L-patin: Better leave some things to the imagination. You are pushing forty, you know.
Curious: I can suck in my gut like the Vivid girls do.
Lynne L-patin: Then go for it....
Curious: Maybe some flowers for Paul F?
Lynne L-patin: Just tell him you want to kneel at the feet of the Master, and send your pix -- you should have a paid position with AVN in no time... But Paul...Paul is straight, honey.
Lynne L-patin: Gene only goes for straight pretty boys
Lynne L-patin: He will adore you...
Curious: I gotta move on I've out grown lf.com
Lynne L-patin: You have reached a new level of maturity?
Lynne L-patin: You actually like commenting on porn? Or is Luke boring you?
Curious: both
Curious: Luke's lethargy is contagious.
Lynne L-patin: You would be welcomed as a reviewer by AVN
Lynne L-patin: Free porn
Curious: They have enough besides I rarely gush like they do.
Lynne L-patin: no boxes, and gotta send it back....they never have enough...the job has a high burnout rate. But you are right, you do have to gush.
Curious: Pre-Nom! Pre-Nom! Pre-Nom!
Lynne L-patin: I don't really have the option to be bored by Luke....that sorta goes along with the "love" thing...just let it go where it goes and be there for the ride
Curious: He's just treading water.
Lynne L-patin: We all have times like that in our lives...doesn't mean I stop loving him because one week the site isn't as exciting as it was last week. But you are a reader, and I guess that is different
Curious: yep
Lynne L-patin: I can't do anything to help with the porn part of the site...Luke and I both wanted me to be out of porn....
Lynne L-patin: If he were selfish, he wouldn't have encouraged that...but my life is more important than copy for the site....imagine that!
Curious: I love his site. I wouldn't bail ... besides he'll print anything.
Lynne L-patin: Good for you, because I was just getting ready to copy and paste this into an e-mail....
CURIOUS: Why don't you take over lf.com?
Lynne L-patin: It doesn't get him laid, why should i be any different?
CURIOUS: You are a slut.
Lynne L-patin: I don't even have time to write Luke, let alone do his site...and he would still want the money....but there was a time when people complained that I was doing the site, and Luke ran around last CES telling people I wrote half his site for him, and it was TRUE
Lynne L-patin: And then I got back into school....
Lynne L-patin: And if I were a slut...I would be at that bar with my bro right now, and not wasting my time with you
CURIOUS: he's a delegator
Lynne L-patin: Luke? I just volunteered! I can write, and he was the first person in a great many years to let me run with it.... CURIOUS: His laziness
Lynne L-patin: I don't see him as lazy...
Lynne L-patin: His own opinions aren't nearly as interesting as some of the stuff he dredges up
CURIOUS: Disinterested
Lynne L-patin: Moreso every day...but my absence affects him...and as you've noted, the trip to Israel was some sort of catalyst CURIOUS: I suspect he's been bored for a while. He makes a mistake by broadcasting it. What do his sponsors think about all his boredom talk?
Lynne L-patin: He went to Israel in July, and that makes 31/2 months he's been bored. His contract is good until next July. CURIOUS: Still I think it's bad to broadcast it.
Lynne L-patin: He's watching me as i change things...we went into this change in my life together, knowing it would set an example for him....
Lynne L-patin: But with Luke it is all broadcast, always has been....
CURIOUS: He does lack a certain social filter that's true
Lynne L-patin: He puts it all out there for anyone to comment on, good or bad. And even when he gets hurt on account of it, he PRETENDS he is not...
Lynne L-patin: But i tell him that he can't have what he says he wants and continue to do this, and because I am willing to put everything out there as he is, he knows I have no reason to lie to him...we have always listened to one another, even when we don't like what we hear
Lynne L-patin: I tell him I am glad he chose to do the thing with porn, or I would never have met him, but he doesn't need to do it anymore...
CURIOUS: He knows he has to make a choice. I was in a hellish job for 3 years immobilized in my rut. His rut is a tad more comfortable. Cut and paste in an apt. all day eating juice bars?
Lynne L-patin: The people Luke wants to interact with don't respect him...he no longer takes delight in causing hurt and panic...he hasn't done anything wicked or evil in the past year...
CURIOUS: Do you really think people give a flying f--- about his porn involvement? It's LA for Chrissakes!
CURIOUS: I think he projects on others his own self-loathing.
Lynne L-patin: And he watches me walk away into a straight world... You don't even tell your roommate you spend all your time cruising porn!
CURIOUS: true
Lynne L-patin: His family can't stand what he does....
Lynne L-patin: I correspond with them off and on...I know this for a fact
CURIOUS: I'm sure they don't.
CURIOUS: He's been interviewed for E! Linda Lovelace story.
CURIOUS: Could lead to something.
Lynne L-patin: I know how I feel when i tell people i write for lf.com, and say, well mostly it is commentary on porn, but i write on relationship issues.... I think he's done enough porn...the schtick is getting old...he has no new soundbytes
Lynne L-patin: I'd like to see him go back to school and find something different that would interest him anew
CURIOUS: True story. I saw Luke on that Fox Porn star segment in early '99 before I'd ever heard of Luke and thought "Who's that no-name loser commenting on this industry?"
Lynne L-patin: And you found out
CURIOUS: Takes $$$ and family support to go to school as you well know.
CURIOUS: Just funny how life is.
CURIOUS: I really thought "Who the f--- is he?"
Lynne L-patin: I am doing it without, and Luke would have family support if he returned, even at .34 or 35 or whatever CURIOUS: They probably would be thrilled.
Lynne L-patin: I've told you what I thought when I first saw him, and then when i finally accessed the site...
CURIOUS: However he still must tackle his poor work ethic to succeed in school.
Lynne L-patin: Luke works hard when he is interested in what he is doing
CURIOUS: True. His masturbation diary is outstanding!!
Lynne L-patin: but the depression, which he won't treat, is a problem, and will be...
CURIOUS: He sees a shrink
Lynne L-patin: Hey...I need his masturbation diary...it's my whole sex life!
CURIOUS: "How To Whack Your Carrot" by Luke F-rd
Lynne L-patin: Seeing a shrink isn't the same as being honest with one's self not to mention the shrink...and now that I no longer am keeping watch...
CURIOUS: Lynne, you overestimate your impact on him.
Lynne L-patin: You missed all those private therapy sessions I gave him....
Lynne L-patin: reams of copy he never posted...
CURIOUS: fellatio?
CURIOUS: He probably deleted them before he read them.
Lynne L-patin: I wish....5.5 is the perfect size for that =D - - -
Lynne L-patin: but...he replied...adorable e-mails addressing salient points
CURIOUS: He probably forwarded them to Chaim and he replied.
Lynne L-patin: Chaim should be so lucky. You would not speak lightly of love; Luke doesn't either, dear.
Lynne L-patin: The whole matter is very difficult for both of you, I know, so I treasure what he can give, because I know what a struggle it is for him
CURIOUS: Face it. Chaim is his Yoda. You are his Chewbacca at best. ;-) "Use the force, Luke."
CURIOUS: He is as shallow as me.
Lynne L-patin: Hardly
CURIOUS: If you were Asia Carrera. He would've f---ed you!
CURIOUS: and posted it on his site! You know this whole dialogue is pretty funny. Send it to Luke. He'll laugh.
Lynne L-patin: I don't think it is funny at all...and I won't even be so cruel as to point out that neither Asia Carrera nor Juli Ashton would think much of you, buddy.
Lynne L-patin: But give yourself fifteen years....then hook up with the fat chick from school outta desperation...
CURIOUS: I am charming, sensitive, and hung like a Jewish porn journalist. What's not to love????
Lynne L-patin: Love? I thought we were talking Chippendales?
CURIOUS: I am completely self-contained. I float!
CURIOUS: Who needs love when I have porn?
Lynne L-patin: Sorry to burst your bubble, then, but I've had plenty of porn stars after my sorry ugly ass...and you will never be able to match that...
CURIOUS: Lynne I am as sexy as you when I am the producer. ;-)
CURIOUS: Am I hurting your feelings?
CURIOUS: If I am I am sorry.
Lynne L-patin: Curious...long before i was the producer...I was a funny, smart, cute girl who loved sex... Coming close to it, dear. CURIOUS: Are you saying porn chicks would not find me as appealing as you do?
CURIOUS: Are they smarter than you then?
Lynne L-patin: Is it really silly? We are both sitting alone on Saturday nite... I am saying exactly that.
Lynne L-patin: No dear, they look for something different.
CURIOUS: Like?
Lynne L-patin: Glamour, excitement, "edge," six-pack abs, good drugs...
CURIOUS: Explain Bud Lee then.
Lynne L-patin: Good drugs
Lynne L-patin: Bruce used to get high with Bud and Hyapatia
CURIOUS: I think I have a lot to offer the right porn star.

A New Luke Wants To Be Born

Chaim Amalek writes: Has it not ever troubled you that your association with Judaism began through your years in a physically diseased state, and that ever since then you have lived in a state of moral decay? Had you not fallen ill, would you have become jewish or entered the world of pornography? (Sorry, these things are all linked in your case, are they not?)

I note the sniveling, feminine way you communicate with jewish women, in which you are in touch with your feelings so much that you appear to be jerking off with them and wonder: were you more of a man when you were a Christian in your Father's House? Did women treat you with more respect then than the jewesses do now?

Perhaps your New Years resolution should be to try to live as an ethical gentile according to the rules of Noah, and to return to your manly Celtic roots. I am fairly certain that the day you leave judaism is the day you begin to reclaim your manhood.

Have an easy fast, and try not to fake too much of the prayer servicer no matter how dull it is. Or think about the sort of life you could be living as an ethical gentile, doing manly things that ethical gentile women would be proud of.

CHAIM AMALEK PS Do you think Brooklyn - born American Jews have more of a right to live in Jerusalem than the children of Palestinians who fled in '48?

Things To Think About While Pretending To Pray To God

Reb Chaim Amalek, may his memory be a blessing, writes: Suppose the internet went dark tomorrow. What would you do with your life?

Do you really think that young Christian girl had sex with dogs? Do you regret having aired that accusation?

Why are you forever trying to make time with snooty jewesses who really don't respect you as a man, and who likely don't respect men in general anyway?

What are you going to do in the coming year that is materially different and better than what you did in the previous year? Why bother paying the social penalty of a career in porn if it does not even help get you laid?

If you find jewish liturgy dry and devoid of spirituality, as you have suggested in private emails to me, why not try a different religion?

Putative Marc writes: not that luke should accept any less, but the world of torah jews has different standards, suggesting that such desirability should develop over the course of a marriage and should not inform the reasons for entering into one. furthermore, there is no basis upon which luke would be developing sideline friendships with such single women. so, if he wants the spark that's there, i see no reason why it can't evolve.

Chaim responds: The problem with this is that while this may work in the world of arranged marriages among young people who are virgins and have no other sexual outlets, such does not describe Mr. Ford. (Luke, do you not love the fact that other people bother to write each other about your love life? What would you do if you lost your web site and the easy access to porn chicks and social cache that go with it? Likely Marc and I would not be corresponding as much about you.)

Marc replies: (a) i dunno, the ba'al teshuva [returnees to Orthodox Judaism] types i meet seem similarly open to being arranged, even if they're into their 30s and have been around the block once or twice--granted, i'm talking about guys, who would just as happily get hooked up with 20 year-olds and are not seeking broads to argue about morality with (that's what talmud class is for).

(b) not sure whether i'll come to caring less about using electricity on the sabbath (if my life continues as it is right now, however, that day will sooner come) ... but, i do feel bad about having a compulsive seven-day media habit, a slap in the face to the sabbath queen. (and luke, who feels the same way, seems equally violation-prone.)

Luke replies: I never use my computer on the Sabbath, unless it is the last hour or so before the end of shabbat, then I may cheat a bit.

Decline Of Peter North

Not just Luke F-rd, but Peter North is also in decline, writes Aghast on RAME: "After watching North Pole #17 I have come to the conclusion that Peter is just not as explosive as he used to be. His distance is shorter, his volume is down and his aim, well some things never change. All I can say is that he had Bolivia Samsonite in his cross hairs and all he could manage was one week stream under her left eye. Now I know why Michael Jordan retired at the peak of his game."

Farrell Apologizes To Jenna

Farrell from Homegrown Video, the world's largest library of authentic amateur xxx, here again to apologize to Jenna Jameson.

Jenna, after the "I don't want to marry you", "your movie sucked" and "My suitcase pimp is going to beat you up" sentiments expressed in your last retort, I realize that I am sparring with someone who has the emotional maturity of a twelve year old. I am absolutely sorry for picking on you. I am at an unfair advantage and it is less than chivalrous for me to continue. If your boyfriend still wants to meet me on the playground after school, that is fine even though violence is the most pathetic resolution of any problem. However, I am too proud to cower from anything, which is why I am fond of another Sun Tzu line, which is "In times of peace, the gentlemen will carry his sword at his side".

Finally, allow me to compliment your team of surgeons on the wonderful work they did on you to make you so "pretty". You nose, chin, lips, boobs, legs, etc. surgeries must of been very expensive to produce such a marvelously beautiful creature such as yourself. All you need now is to buy a personality and you will be perfect. Your ever-loving fan, Farrell

P.S: With regard to making fun of my name, please allow me to remind you that sticks and stones will break my bones, but names will never hurt me.

Helpful writes: Farrell lay the f--- off of Jenna! I've seen some of your Home Grown models and they can't hold a candle to Jenna! Dammit man you put lipstick on a pig and expect the world to buy it! Weren't you guys responsible for Mona's Bukkake that attracted 4 men? Learn from Jenna.

l-keford.com Stands For Integrity And Truth

Michael writes: Luke, I wish to state for the record. I think your web site has outstanding integrity and truth values. I know i'm outspoken with my views, but your site allows such mult-dimensonal views and opinions to be heard. You play to no favorite to anybody, everybody has a day in court with you. You make the porn stars become human for the first time, they now have a voice to speak beyond the scripted moan and groans on the videos. You let the producers and directors speak beyond their work. Your reveal the slimbag company owner incestful and dictatoral behaviors for money, no matter what the price must be paid a porn star respectability. Porn stars are dying from HIV, the owners don't care any more about them -- their problem. You let the fans speak their appreciations or dislikes.

Your articles are intriguing. Paingul things are said but also good things are said too. Other sites refer to your site as GOSSIP or untruths, when they are producing canned, no bad news, uninteresting, articles to only paint "all is well in porn town". Reminds me of communism. When in truth -- lives are being destroyed and people cry out for respect in a unthankful profession in this society. Truth and integrity is what America is built upon, yes we have our hypocrites, liars, cheater, scum, and criminals at all levels of American society and porn town is no exception. That why your site is important -- it is a ground truth. Your site will be here when the other sites are long gone because it is a living word. I enjoy your site and review it several times a day because your stuff is GOOD.

Heather Barron - Elitist Escort

Amused writes: Heather Barron is launching a new service to her escorting / screen writing / t-shirt making empire, an escort service for "moguls only." I assume that she means movie industry hot shots by "moguls." I'm guessing that most big stars can afford younger, slimmer and higher caliber escorts than Ms. Barron and would also prefer one who wouldn't be pushing her scripts during sexual intercourse, but what do I know?

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Men Vote For Bush

Like most heterosexual men, Luke will vote for Bush. From Saturday's New York Times:

But men, especially white men, remain a potent political force, perhaps even more complicated to court. And among this group, Mr. Gore is struggling, trailing Mr. Bush among men over all by 22 points in one recent Los Angeles Times national poll and by smaller but still significant margins in most other surveys. At the same time, Mr. Gore has not been doing well enough among women, especially married women, to be certain he will be able to offset his deficit among men.

Part of the problem is axiomatic and beyond Mr. Gore's control: men are more likely to be what the Republican pollster Kellyanne Fitzpatrick calls "congenital Republicans."

"If the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, the way to a man's vote is still through his wallet, and men do still see the Republican Party as being more protective of their assets," Ms. Fitzpatrick said. "Even in 1996, with what was sometimes a very inarticulate and uninspired defense of his own tax plan, Bob Dole was still able to secure an advantage among men. It's their default position."

Luke Gets Mail

Rumdar writes: It is solemn times of the year like this that make me glad I am an atheist. Pass the pastrami.

"Luke F-rd has lost his last friend in porn." That is pretty depressing. What is more depressing is you have one left, Lynne L-patin.

Hank writes: Luke, since Dallas D'Amour came up this past week, thought I'd pass along that the guy that did her implant surgery, Dr. Jeffrey Isenberg, has had his license suspended.

Ian writes: Hi Luke, Everyone else seems to write to you, so why shouldn't I? I've been reading your site diary most days for the past 10 weeks or so, and have got kind of addicted to it. I have been drawn to porn all my life, and now find myself in an era when what used to be elusive is now easy to find, and somehow no less enjoyable. Some weeks ago someone wrote to you comparing porn actresses with vestal virgins, workers in the temple of love, or some such metaphor. It struck a chord with me, because I do feel grateful to performers who lay themselves bare, so to speak, for my satisfaction. I certainly don't look down on them, and hope they don't look down on me, though doubtless some of them do. A major theme of your own contributions seems to be that, while drawn to porn yourself, you regard this as sinful and shameful.

You base this view on your Jewish background, though you may feel that it also has a secular basis. If you do, I would disagree with you. Non-religious myself, I am still concerned with questions of right and wrong. While I do regard my addiction to porn as a weakness (like all addictions) because it is selfish, I certainly do not regard it as immoral. The principal (and arguably the only) universal moral rule which I acknowledge is The Golden Rule, namely: Do unto others as you would that they do unto you. A weaker alternative is: Don't do to others what you would not want them to do to you.

Neither porn watching nor porn performing, in my opinion, breaches either of these rules. I harm nobody else by doing it, and voluntary porn performance, for money or for satisfaction, or for both, also harms no one. Of course, if coercion, blackmail, uncalled-for violence etc are involved, these do harm other people, and thus contravene the Golden Rule and are immoral in that light, but it doesn't appear to me that any of these things are a necessary part of porn. Of course, there is a lot of unhappiness in the porn industry (and in porn watching, for that matter), largely because of society's condemnation, which means that someone making his or her first porn scene is crossing a kind of Rubicon, or burning a bridge, over which it is difficult to return to ordinary society. It's a brave act, even today when the porn industry is so huge. Porn watchers don't have to be so brave because they can keep their weakness a secret. I certainly don't advertise mine, because I am afraid of what society would think. However, that's because I know society is censorious (a weakness in itself), not because I think that my weakness indicates any immorality on my part.

Your site is fascinating because it is so varied. Some of your contributors hurl abuse at each other for little apparent reason, while others (or so it seems to me) make genuinely useful and interesting contributions. My two favourites among the latter group are Brandy Alexandre and Lynne L-patin. The former has made many contributions on the subject of HIV-testing and violence in porn which have made perfect sense to me, yet her views are invariably followed by a volley of abuse from contributors who are deaf to what she says, and seem to think that a reference to her age and looks sufficiently refute her arguments. With respect to Lynne L-patin, I read the long entry on her in your 'Stars' section and found it quite fascinating - it read like a novel! She sounds a remarkable lady, well-meaning, intelligent and letting it all hang out, though she appears to have a number of vocal enemies.

Jack Chick Exposes The Homosexual Agenda

Surely Vermont's recent sanctioning of same-sex unions is just the latest sign of the moral implosion of America. It is a sin for a man to lie with another man as a woman plain and simple! It is also a sin for a woman to lie with another woman as a man unless the event is being videotaped. Read today's Chick tract for further insight into the secret homosexual agenda.Click here: The Gay Blade

QuasarmanRants.com

From QuasarmanRants.com: Many of my friends know that Chick Publications recently changed my life when they showed me that the King James Bible is God's preserved Words in English. All other versions are either incomplete or perverted. I can now say with confidence: "Thus saith the Lord!"

But this is not the first time the work of Chick Publications has changed my life. At ten, I considered myself "half Christian, half Buddhist," saying strange words from a book (really praying to pagan devils), and rubbing the prayer beads while looking at a paper in a wooden box. (Not unlike looking at a statue of Mary while reciting set prayers, using a rosary.)

But God knew I loved comics. A soul winner walked by with the Chick tract, THIS WAS YOUR LIFE! I read it with him and said the prayer at the back. He told me to go to a church that teaches Christ. But I misunderstood about Christ. I started to going to the "church" of "Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints." I became a Mormon. But the story does not end there.

I was a Mormon for four years, then became a Religious Scientist (an occultic group like Christian Science). Two years later I took the new-age "est" training and later joined the "Unity School of Christianity." In my last year of high school, I was performing spells and reading occultic literature, believing I was "god" and there was no devil.

Then I became a pornographer, seeking the meaning of life in women's stretched vaginas.

But God got hold of me again.

One night, I performed a spell. In my exhilaration I cried out, "I am a prophet of God!" Then I heard a voice: "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? And in thy name have cast out devils? And in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity." (Matthew 7:21-23)

I remembered the picture of that man standing before God in THIS WAS YOUR LIFE! I knew that I needed to repent, as it says in every Chick tract. I repented with all my heart. And I have never regretted that day the soul winner came to my apartment, with an open heart and a Chick tract. Click here: Chick Tracts Changed My Life � Twice

Luke says: Readers of l-keford.com has Brother Chick touched your life yet? If so tell us about it.