Sunday, October 1st, 2000

Darla Crane Does Porn

Terry writes: S&M (Stand & Model) Fetish Model Darla Crane (The Betty Page of the 90's) has just made her first foray into the adult industry.

The 30+ year old Ms. Crane has appeared and produced fetish features for the past 10+ and until this point has not appeared in adult features.

On her web site faq, until recently you could find this quote from Ms. Crane:

"To be honest, I find most mainstream adult material, well, uninteresting. It would never occur to me to attempt a modeling career in the "straight" adult field. It seems to me, and please remember this is strictly my personal opinion, that the adult industry discourages individuality in its performers. Tanned, blond, and fluffy-haired is the norm. As you can see, this description does not fit me. When I see an adult video the girl with dark hair, or pale complexion, will always catch my eye first. Unfortunately, you have to search her out. She won't be on the box cover."

Why the sudden change of heart so late in life? Seems that she's fallen for the former fiance of Shanna McCullough. Evidently he's an "actor" with a pension for porn girls that can pay the bills for him while he waits for his first break. Hoping to slip into the adult industry un-noticed Ms. Crane has shot her first adult feature with Rodney Moore. She also continues to produce girl/girl S&M videos for Close Up Concepts.

Kendra Jade Not In Love

Kendra Jade's back in town. She's dancing at the Spearmint Rhino in the City of Industry through Saturday night. And she's fallen in love with another rock star. Kendra Jade writes: "JUST THOUGHT ID CORRECT YOU.AND I AM NOT IN LOVE.JUST SAID I WAS HAPPILY DATING, IN A GOOD FRAME OF MIND AND ENJOYING MY YOUTH. I SIMPLY ENJOY HIS COMPANY. THATS ALL"

Brian writes: I know you don't print nothing negative about Kendra but is there a rocker she WON'T f---??? As I've said before, I know a handful in LA and they've all f---ed her!!!

Weird Al Yankovic writes: Kendra has never f---ed me ... yet.

Chaim Amalek To Do First Interracial

Chaim writes: In the spirit of what certainly is one of the more popular topics on your site, I just want you to know that I am ready to do my first inter-racial. Luke, I am counting on you to pick out the woman from among your many black female readers whom you think would work out best with me.

Concerning your growing disenchantment with Judaism, as chronicled in your email to me, was this not inevitable? A jew is like a lump of coal. Set him on fire all alone, and he soon grows cold. Put him in the company of other fervent torah-true jews, and he glows with yiddishkeit. Your problem is that the torah true jews have rejected you over your occupation, and the secular jews who have not are sources of apostasy and unbelief, with whom you can never feel truly jewish.

Luke replies: I see several beautiful black women at one of my Bible study classes. They've all converted to Judaism. I have done interracial on many occasions.

Amalek lies. I am increasingly enchanted with Torah. I had a magnificent Rosh Hashana. I realized why I pay $1150 dues each year to my shul. Rabbi F was magnificent Friday night, explaining different parts of the service and why we were there. Then I went to a friend's home for dinner (not out to a restaurant as Chaim lies). There I saw a beautiful blonde Jewish woman. We did not talk but today in shul I found out her name and what she does for a living.

I spent over five hours in shul Saturday morning (Rosh Hashana prayers are the longest of the year) then went to a friend's home for a lengthy lunch. Sunday morning I was back in shul where I was asked to do hagba (lift the Torah scroll and unroll before the congregation). As the scroll weighs about 50 pounds and I am getting over a two week relapse of Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, I did this with difficulty. The Torah, embarassingly, swayed in my hands and people had to support me.

Then I got to sit down, still holding the scroll. Sweat poured down my face, a combination of the exertion and nerves. We had a kiddish (wine, snacks) where I got to catch up with friends. Then more prayers and sermons.

I left early for the home of Rabbi Gadol (1PM). Along the way, I passed Rabbi XXX and a bunch of people from VVV. Rabbi XXX threw me out of the shul in April of 1998 (either quit writing on porno or quit coming around the shul was my choice). Some of the VVVites wondered why I had fallen off the face of the earth. I did not go into detail, just said I now davened at the HHH.

Then the highlight of my Rosh Hashanah was lunch with Rabbi Gadol. I got to spend an hour of heart to heart conversation with him before the other guests arrived. We discussed the difficulty of revering texts vs critiquing them. Only one group makes for a community - the reverers aka the orthodox. There is no community about Bible Critics. There is no real kehilla outside of orthodoxy. A delicious lunch followed filled with lively conversation.

Then on my way home, I stopped at the home of friends in my neighborhood who were hosting about 40 people for Rosh Hashanah lunch. An hour later, I was home and took a nap. Now I am rested and refreshed. I feel so sorry for secular Jews like Chaim Amalek who miss out on so much joy available through our tradition. Instead they can only tear down and misrepresent the struggles of those who seek to cleave to Hashem. Oh Lord, for slanderers let there be no hope. Wipe out Amalek!

We want moshiach (Messiah) now! So we can rebuild the Temple and sacrifice to You anew!

I recently had the opportunity to deliver a talk on why Jews have so many commandments. I think you will find it both helpful and inspirational. Amen.

Chaim writes: Closet Christian Luke F-rd writes: "Oh Lord, for slanderers let there be no hope. Wipe out Amalek!" I have reported this ominous threat both to the ADL and to the Justice Department. Even if you are incapable of acting on this threat, there are lots of oddballs in your community with but a tenuous grasp on reality who might. Oh Lord, let there be no room for haters on the internet! PS Did you or did you not desecrate the sabbath or Rosh Hashona to update your web site of lashon hora?

Aghast writes: 613 Laws and 1000s of ethnic jokes to boot. How do the Jews do it?

Idiot! Do you realize that a Rosh Hashana celebration is the perfect time to witness with your Jack Chick tracts. Never leave home without them!

Rumdar writes: Why he was there. "Rabbi F was magnificent Friday night, explaining different parts of the service and why we were there." For Christsakes...You don't need Rabbi F to explain why you were there. You just told us...Read on.

"Then I went to a friend's home for dinner (not out to a restaurant as Chaim lies). There I saw a beautiful blonde Jewish woman. Today in shul I found out her name and what she does for a living (assistant to a music producer) and more."

Rob writes: Forgive a Gentile, but how common of a phenomenon is a blonde Jewish woman. Is that like a cat with two different colored eyes?

Lynne writes Luke: I am sorry my inattention has brought about a relapse of your "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome" which, as you know, I believe to be a pseudo diagnosis for what is really emotional despair. I know that my failure to adore you as frequently as you would like, coupled with your inability to retain the attention of the women you have recently pursued, is emotionally devastating to you. I miss you, too, dearest -- you may not be able to understand that, but I do miss you, terribly.

Tricia Devereaux

Retired porn star Tricia Devereaux writes (last week I reported that she was pregnant with her boyfriend John Stagliano's baby): Luke- I've never met you, and therefore can't decide to dislike you as much as I would probably like to.

My problem is that of all the times that you have posted something about me on your site, you've never asked me if the rumor was true BEFORE it was posted. You've got to know that if even a false rumor is eventually proven to actually be false, it's sometimes too late to stop the damage that will occur from it.

I simply ask that people who write public things about me would check their facts first. You're not the only one who upsets me about this. RAME actually posted my news before you did, also without asking me to verify it OR comment.

Now that I've finished with that, I would like to comment on my recent pregnancy. During my previous marriage and my engagement to Rob Black, I never wanted to have a child. I just didn't love either of them enough or think that either of them would make a particularly good father. With John, that is all changed. I can't imagine not wanting to have a child.

John and I dated for the first time early in 1998 (he was one of the main people who has made it so much easier for me to carry on with a happy life.) We've been exclusive since the summer of 1998. At first, we had separate HIV doctors. We had sex with condoms. Both of our doctors told us we didn't need to be concerned about cross-infection. John was undetectable when we started dating, and has been ever since. I have had a very low viral load through all of this. With current medications, our doctors both told us that it would be nearly impossible for a new strain to infect either of us at this point. There are studies currently being done with couples where only one person is positive. Both people take the medicines, with the hope that the negative partner will not be infected because the virus will not be able to attack any cells before the medicine gets to it. (People who have full-blown AIDS have been reduced to having absolutely no symptoms and are undectable after taking these medicines for only a few months.)

Since John and I decided to ignore the possiblity of cross-infection (which is, of course, our personal right as a couple), we acknowledged the possibility that without some method of birth control, I might become pregnant. So I stayed on birth control for almost 2 years. We also discussed this with our doctor (I now see John's specialist). He gave us lots of information about HIV+ mothers having children, with very successful results. Currently, statistics show that a mother who is undectable, who takes appropriate medicines, and has a C-section during labor, has a 1-4% rate of transmitting HIV to her child. John and I discussed having a child at length. Even this low number seemed like a big risk for such a serious possibility. For us, our decision to try to have a child came down to this-- John and I love each other as much or more than many parents love each other; we believe that we will both make relatively good judgements as parents; and we know that our child will be VERY loved. After being assured that the survival rate of a baby who does happen to be infected with HIV is a very high survival rate (with appropriate medicines), John and I decided that we wanted to try to have a baby.

There are three possible bad outcomes to this situation: the baby will get HIV, medicines will not help it and it will not survive; the baby will have HIV, medicines will help it, and it will live a full, happy life; or the worst situation for me would that I would lose this baby before it was even born and never have the experience of looking in the eyes of my child. Probably the worst medical possibilty would be that the baby would have HIV. Even if that is the case, do people look as badly at parents who find out during an amnio that their child will definitely be born with Down's Syndrome or another tragic birth defect, but yet still decide to have the baby, because they know how much love they will all bring to each other? John and I have a 96-99% chance of having a baby that will NOT be born with HIV. I have the best HIV high-risk obstetrician in Los Angeles as my doctor. She has delivered hundreds of babies who don't have HIV that had HIV+ moms. I know that there are a lot of people who will be disturbed at hearing about this, but I intend on this being the happiest time of my life. I've gone through a lot, and somehow people don't seem content with letting me live a life that is potentially happier than theirs might be.

I almost forgot that one person already questioned me that even if the baby does not get HIV, John and I might ourselves die early. I've never been healthier, same for John. People with HIV need to take their medicines to survive, the same as people who have diabetes or heart disease. There is a possibility that either or both of us will die, not just from the HIV, but from any other means that any other parent could die from. Does that stop them from having children? Of course not. I've already spoken with my family, and they've given me an answer that I'm sure John's would duplicate if we asked them: If anything happened to us from an accident or anything else, our child would be treated as one of their own.

Of course, being that this is a gossip site, I know that there will be comments posted. I only wrote this so that people could hear my reasons and maybe understand that this was not a selfish, hasty decision.

As for Brandy Alexandre, I met her only once and had a really long talk with her. She seemed to be nicer than what most people say about her, but I wonder if all of those people can be wrong. Even John, who never says anything bad about anyone, won't say anything about her. She certainly maintains really close contact with a business that she says ruined and abandoned her. I've never understood the people who have left the business, but yet can't separate themselves and truly start a new life. The only reason I came back was because I fell in love with John and I wanted to support what he does for his career and enjoyment. I'm happy to be doing production at Evil Angel, but equally as happy to be separated from participating in all the gossip that seems to run rampant in this business. My advice for Brandy: First, the more you post things, the more you make yourself a target. Finally, get away from the adult business and everyone in it. It's obviously made you a very very bitter person.

Brandy Alexandre responds: Luke, I have to respond to Tricia. I never said anything even remotely close to implying I was ruined and abandoned by the industry in the few hours we spoke. However, she did say during that time that John frequently speaks of me and does so very kindly. There is proof in his comments written in relatively recent issues of Buttman Magazine and in interviews. He owns the magazine and can say, or not say, anything he chooses. So, the frequency with which my name comes up in a positive light is proof of the jealous and bitter nature of her comments.

She is permitted her hurt feelings, but that is no excuse to lie. If she's angry about my question as to whether or not she and John cross-infected each other she can say so and she can point out the science behind whether or not it can happen. But it is a valid question and I should point out that I am not the first to ask it, and this is not the only forum in which is has been asked. I find it particularly childish and petty to say that all the b.s. that gets said about me may be true just because she's mad regardless of the fact it was asked in neither a confrontational nor accusatory tone. Brief and to the point: Does her being pregnant mean there is a cross-infection. You'd think she's have thicker skin by now when it comes to curiosity about their mutual HIV.

Believe her statements or believe my rebuttal, no one knows what we talked about except for she and I. I was very surprised to see this thinly veiled attack and I hope she knows I could spill more than a few beans from our conversation in retaliation. But I'll be the one to take the high road this time. Tricia can trod wherever she pleases.

Dudley Moore writes: To answer Tricia D's first question about Luke's opportunism, Luke simply uses Brandy's pariah status in the industry to annoy the hell out of industry insiders and(very successfully)generate flames, like Tricia's own.

To answer Tricia's second question, Why do ex-porn actresses find it so hard to separate themselves from the industry, Brandy's attachment to the industry is in fact maternal/umbilical just as Tricia's choice of words suggests. It's especially telling in this regard that Brandy's site has a section she chose to title Separated at Birth, even though Brandy would consciously disavow the slip. To explain Brandy's defensiveness in her own words, see Brandy's telling remarks under Jenna Jameson's biography on Luke's site, where Brandy states Jenna's comments are now part of Luke's "permanent"(read "eternal")archives. The meaning here is that since Brandy has produced no children of her own to assure her own personal genetic immortality, she now sees setting the record straight for all time as her ultimate mission, since, as "seeds" of a sort, she sees her own words, and the words of others about her, as possessing a substitute sort of immortality. She's really defending her immortal children from enemy attack.

Thirdly, one always gets the urgent, highly charged feeling with Brandy that one is caught, as a helpless child, between one's own dysfunctional, forever fighting parents, with no recourse in sight. I dare Brandy to reply. I doubt she will have the nerve to defend herself against my overwhelming arguments.

John writes: Many congratulations to Tricia on her pregnancy, but I have to make a comment in regards to her remark about Down's Syndrome babies. I don't "look badly" at parents who decide not to kill their baby when they find out it has Down's. I do look rather badly at "parents" who decide, once they know about the baby's condition, to order the abortionist to violently dismember their medically imperfect unborn child in an abortion. I can imagine no greater act of vile, cowardly selfishness than to destroy your children because they happen to have a disability. Unfortunately, due to the great numbers of degenerate slobs who aspire to parenthood these days, MOST Down's babies never get to feel their mother's warm embrace. They are instead treated to the cold feeling of the abortionist's steely cuttlery.

Craig writes: Tricia Devereaux should go back to taking it up the ass instead of trying to take down her critics. Generation after generation of girls have tried the getting pregnant tactic to keep their boyfriends and they never learn that it doesn't work. This is just irresponsible and I'm not worried about her baby being born with AIDS I'm more wrried about a child growing up with the examples of mom and dad. I guess getting pregnant was the only route she has to Buttman's money since she can't get him to marry her. I hope she can afford the medications she and the baby will need when he gets tired of her. He's been sample new youngs things all over the world. Her days as #1 concubine may be numbered.

Brandy replies: One last time to my anti-fan brigade, I hate that Luke's "bios" are perpetual and ever changing and I wish he would not take the statements by other that probably have no basis in truth and are only parts of flames and add them to a "bio" as if they were gospel. I wasn't aware that my comments on Jenna had made it to the tome. As for the rest, I don't think it is I who has the problem. I submit comments to Luke under different names and get nothing but agreement and camaraderie. It's only when I attach Brandy to it it comes under such scrutiny and highly flawed "psychological" dissection. Think about it, dudes. It's not my problem.

East Coast Video Show 2000

French photographer Domonique Lille writes: hi luke, i just come back from atlantic city;first i can give you my global impression and i will give you more details then;every people of the profession was deploring that the show this year was a lilltle bit morose and that "big stars" where missing this year; also they said it goona be wilder and more fun at next vegas ces;for mylself i appreciated it was not too crowdy.

i saw and pictured many stars and happily some of i like the most:temptress,tera patrick,jessica darling,jewel de nyle,nina hartley etc as an european guy i was surprised(thus i know american society now for a long time)that the girls where all over dressed (pants ,very covering tops)there where absolutly no possibility of doing posing shots(but i did some!)security was always present looking if behavior was correct;

i saw the sama girls i saw in berlin(mac kayla)and she seemed more ashamed here; anyway i was my first us show and i could enjoy the signatures and picturing me with the girls (we cant do this the same way in europe)each country has his advantage;

people was very kind and i could have talkings with many interessant persons; fist night i joined a party at the sands casino from 7 pm to 1 am;most but not all the girls where present:

chriti lake was hosting the party;she talked about freespeach coalition;a dj played good rock and hard rock;chriti danced with several guys;she was wild,being moved upside down by the man ,legs around his neck,screaming,it was very fun;jill kelli and her friend ,anna malle danced too; the second night i went in a party at delilah dance club;chrity lake was also hosting;anna malle and maria did exotic dancing on stage;christy organised an auction for worn lingerie by present xstars;it came up to 200$ for a nuisette or a panty;then she did a "pussy eating contest"she invited 5 men on stage and ask them to lick some cream in a plate in a doggy style position;the winner was the fastest to lick and he got back with prizes like t shirts,x videos,condoms and lubricant!chrity talked also about freespeach coalition; last day of the convention was pretty cool,everybody says hello,see you in vegas,charing business cards;nobody filing for the girls so i could speak as much as i wanted;all videos and dvd where in sale from 5 to 15$;

Jenna vs Brandy

Big Black Bro writez: Da emperor ain't got no clothes? Brandy ain't got no clothes after I ripped em offa her last night. I saw her down by the 405 selling oranges. I said "I got's a spare dollah from my welfare check. Come over to my house" and she hopped right into my 1973 Lime Green Brougham and away we went. Let's do another comparison. Bianca Trump a beautiful dark haired dark skinned (but not in a colored way) beauty with an amazing body and face, or Brandy, a dirty disgusting trashback wrinkly fat ho who spent the night with me and ate cheese in a can. Brandy wins my baby's child support checks down. Oh wait, I ain't never paid child support. Forget that. In conclusion, rock over London, rock on Chicago!

Suitcase Daddy writes: Yo! Big Black Bro, lay offa my girl Brandy! So Jenna's younger, blonder, tighter, and cuter than Brandy. Big deal! Brandy's got something that Jenna ain't got ... a big $$$ settlement from Forrest Lawn. Now, Miss Brandy why don't you come on over for some of my fine lovin' tonight, oh, and, bring your ATM card.

Joe writes: Hi im a devoted reader of your site and i find that two girls duking it out on the internet makes me lose respect for them both.I am a big fan of porn and i find that girls like this only care for the money.I personally dont care for jenna yes she is beautiful but my impression i get from her is the ol mighty dollor.i understand it is a career but really what has she really done for the fans,and its not just her 99% of the ladies that have web sites charge money they should just be happy that we like to look at them.That is why noone comes close to Tricia Devereaux before she got the hiv virus she always seened to give her all,and since even though she is not on camera as much she remembers her fans with a free web site.

Bondi writes: In response to SERGIO, I have seen those Up & Coming videos that Jenna J is in & as far as I am concerned, she has not done an anal scene in those flicks. I am quite certain that hard schlong has never been anywhere near Jenna's anus in ANY of her videos produced to date, let alone has one ventured inside this much prized snug cavity. .....personally, I think Jenna needs to get her ass stuffed a few times on film before she can be recognized as a true, all-time great porn star. She is more of a great celebrity than a great porn star in my eyes. But having said all that, I really do like that girl. Very gorgeous.

Porn Night Out

Tabetha writes: Well the result are in from the first dot CUM party. It was a wonderful evening with a great turnout. With the club full up, there were industry people from Pagan Pictures, Elegant Angel, Wicked, Nitro, and others, as well as Zo�, Tiffany Mynx, Van Damage, Jane Waters, Nina Whet, Tabetha Yang, Desi Benjamin, Kevin Corey, Photographers, AIDSWALKLA supporters BIGASSCOCK.com, among many others, made for a great evening. We even found time to celebrate Van Damage's Birthday! You can see a few photo's from the evening at our web site http://www.xxxezone.com

Shayla LaVeaux Ready To Do Interracial

From xtrememag.net:

Xtreme: Who would you like to do movies with?

Shayla: Actually, I've had this kinda in the works for a while but it hasn't come to fruition. An interracial sex scene. But I never met anyone who turned my crank, so to speak. Now I think I would like to do one with Sean Michaels and Mr. Marcus. Click here: Shayla Laveaux

Michael writes: Why waste our time now. She is over the hill and broke. Maybe if she throw in some anal too, it will be alright. Forget tired play with his soft dick too much Sean or try to be tender Marcus. Get hard charging Lex or big lipped Bryon Long for the first. After her first interracial is done who cares who delivers the beef then. Get bojanges.

BD writes: Shayla has already done interracial....What's with the big announcement?...In the video she did with Nina Hartley and Kylie Ireland, she does a black guy. Is this just her way of trying to jump start a lagging career?

Luke Gets Mail

CT writes: I can't be the only one ...who thinks it's funny that Kid Vegas and his inbred cronies want people to post using their real names. I mean, I'm sure his daddy named him Kid Vegas. For some reason, Kid f---up seems more appropriate, don't you think? Anyone else think it's funny that he deems himself the "King of Gen-X Porn (real claim to fame there, I tell you what)" when he simply tagged onto Kid Sparkle's ideas and concepts? Where's Tony Everready now that we really need him? Sam, be sure to let us all know when you get done fellating (blowing, in case you're as stupid as your boyfriend) Kid Vegas...anyone who likes him that much has got to have a little something-something going on with him... I'm not sure the Kid or his buddies will be able to understand what I've said. I didn't stick to monosyllabic words this time...

Fran writes: Dear Luke: The concept of character always make me think of Walt Whitman, in Leaves of Grass, when he wrote: "I am large. I contain multitudes." Your character has already gone through several incarnations, as best I can tell from reading your archives, your biography and from our conversations. With each incarnation in your life you've picked up qualities I admire: honesty, verve, ambition, curiosity, an excellent and cultivated intellect, humor, and a well-grounded grasp of the absurdities of life. Your spiritual search has added temperance, humility, a broader sense of what is love, and devotion to a higher power.

Yes, many of your readers tease you about your defects, and of course we all have them. Some things you can only learn by growing up and jumping into the common pool of life. Having children will teach you a singular type of patience that is simply unavailable to you at this point. Marrying, when you are ready, will tear down the intimacy barriers you've cultivated as a survival mechanism all these years, and teach you much about commitment when the going gets rough, the value of family, and the beauty of women. Keeping active in spiritual community has been fraught with frustrations for me, but the mere act of submitting to the process builds character. Just as spiritual muscles do not become buff overnight, character develops slowly, and becomes more precious with time. Tell your honey I wholeheartedly endorse your character in its present state, and look forward with anticipation to the magnificent character you will surely become.

Chaim writes: All the signs are that you are going to return to your roots and be done with this rabbinical nonsense. First, you violate Queen Shabbas by going out to eat Friday night. Then you meet some gorgeous blonde who, one suspects, is a shiksa. And on Rosh Hashona no less! And now I see that you are updating the lashon hora on your web site in the midst of Rosh Hashona! Not that there is anything wrong with ANY of this (except possibly the lashon hora). But why continue with the farcical Rabbi Luke pose, when clearly rabbinincal judaism no more suits you than it suits most jews?

World's Biggest Anal Gangbang

From worldsbiggestgangangbang.com:

A 250 man anal gangbang to feature Houston and gang bang newcomer Nicole - both promise to beat the other in a race for the "Anal Queen" title. 250 men will be entering the Metro three ring circus on November 18th to be part of Houston and Nicole's Circus of Anal - the 4th installment of the wildly popular World's Biggest Gang Bang series.

The Metro Sudios tradition of over the top event productions continues with Houston & Nicole's Circus of Anal. Fire eaters, jugglers, whip toting, animal trainers, acrobats, a fat lady with her legs open for anyone to enter and of course the audience favorite - fluffing clowns-will be on hand in the fully realized ring circus ruled by Ringmaster Ron Jeremy.

Porn superstar and gang bang extrordinaire Houston (who wowed them last year with the Houston 620) will be competing with leggy porn starlet Nicole (star of the Bone Appetite Bukkake) for the "anal attention" of at least 250 lucky men. Nicole, a newcomer to the world of gangbangs has her work cut if she is to topple the reigning queen of gang bangs, Houston. A special press night will be held on November 17, 2000 to preview the set and to meet the girls - information will be provided as the date draws closer. For additional information call the Metro Gang Bang Hotline @ (818) 885-2800 X221.

Michael writes: They need a seperate anal title for black gang bang. They should do the World Biggest Anal Gangbang by Black Black Dicks. They should shoot for 40 black guys first because their is no white women including Huston in the business can take on that many big dick dicks. These gangbangs today including Huston's, only recruit short penciled dicked white guys and maybe only one short dick black guy. It takes 10 of them to make an above average white dick and a hundred to make a big black dick. Looking for big whites dicks good luck, John Holmes is dead and the old ass hedgehog can hold his dick in his own hand.

Jim Crow responds to Michael: Shame on you Michael! Your call for a "separate but equal" all black gang bang is nothing short of reverse discrimination. Let's face it there are not many places outside of gang bangs and bukkakes where all the races truly mix on an equal footing. Every man gets his three strokes and a squirt at these events no matter their race, color, or creed. I look forward to standing and stroking in line at Houston's anal gang bang with perverts of every color both united and equal in our depravity. Join us Michael for we are all brothers.

Curious writes: I am interested to know Sharon Mitchell of AIM's opinion on Metro's 250 man anal gang bang. Her office must reap a lot of PCR DNA test dollars for events such as these, but it also must pose a significant heath risk as well. What are her feelings? (Don't publish this part! Luke, can I borrow you full face leather bondage mask? I'm going to this gang bang, but I wish to keep my dignity intact. Let me know. Thanks!) Click here: http://www.l-keford.com/images/photos1/103199134.jpg

Concerned writes: Luke, Is this Houston anal gang bang just a publicity stunt to bolster the price on her labia auction? Or maybe pre-publicity for a future hemorrhoid auction? Click here: Item 965785542 (HOUSTON'S LABIA!)

Jack Chick Wishes All Jews A Happy New Year

A special gift to l-keford.com's Jewish readers on the occasion of Rosh Hashanah. May the new year bring you wealth and happiness even though you are all going to hell for not recognizing Jesus Christ as the Messiah. Click here: Hebrew "Love the Jewish People"

Jack Chick vs Jehovah Witnesses

In the past weeks Jack T. Chick has exposed the following religious fallacies to the readers of l-keford.com: the Vatican was pro-nazi and the Pope is the "Beast" foretold in the book of Revelations, the faith of Islam is based on an ancient pagan moon god religion, and that Masons are doomed by their Satanic based beliefs. Today brother Chick rips the lid off of the Jehovah's Witness cult. Throw your Watchtower magazines on to Jack T. Chick's fire of truth. Click here: The Crisis

Amused writes: I need to order a bunch of those anti-Jehovah's Witness tracts. Then next time a JW wakes me up on a Saturday morning peddling their Watchtower magazines I can retaliate by laying a Chick comic on them.