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Wednesday, September 27th, 2000

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Luke F-rd Live

I hear that Duke aka Sydney Glassberg extracted a large settlement from Rob Spallone's insurance company. Rob allegedly beat up Duke in early 1998.

Listen here to my show from Tuesday night. My guests included Rob Spallone and James DiGiorgio simultaneously (explosive!), Kevin and Darren Blatt, and Tabetha, the manager of such porn stars as Jasmin St Claire, Zoe and Monique.

Listen here to my follow up conversation with Rob and Jim. Hilarious.

Paul Fishbein - Enemy Of Socialist Revolution

Super sensitive pariah capitalist AVN publisher Paul Fishbein's still telling porners. "Don't talk to Luke F-rd. You can't trust that f---er. He f---ed me and then despised me in the morning. Why is it so hard to find true love in this industry? Someone who will love you tender and love you true?

"I've given my heart and soul to this industry. I've given net porners their first truly professional trade show. And now they complain that we're arrogant. That buying booths at $25 a square foot for their more modest booths, that renting the space was a waste."

Net Porn Ring Murders Kids

NAPLES, Italy, Sept 27 (Reuters) - Police said on Wednesday they had arrested eight Italians suspected of belonging to a child pornography ring that traded videos over the internet, including film of Russian children who were abused to death.

The material, which was ordered over the internet, cost between $400 and $6,000 for each video or disc depending on the type of film the customer wanted -- and the more horrific the more costly.

The most gruesome, police said, was code-named ``Necros Pedo,'' in which children were raped and tortured until they died.

ROME, Sept 27 (Reuters) - A political storm erupted in Italy on Wednesday when state television channels broadcast graphic footage of child pornography during prime time news stories about a paedophile ring that operated on the Internet. The editors-in-chief of two channels apologised to viewers. Opposition parties, who see state broadcaster RAI as a mouthpiece for the governing coalition, said heads should roll....

Melissa Davies Leaves Aussie Porn Mafia

Melissa@billinguru.com writes on Netpond: Valued Colleagues- After winging it to Texas to talk to my Dad's doctor about the last two months of his life (he has cancer and isn't expected to live much more then a couple of months). I must announce I am no longer associated with the Australian Porn Mafia or any of its entities - Cybergroups, Filthycash.com, Adultdollar.com, SharedEarnings.com, InsaneMedia, or TheTrafficCompany.com......

I feel compelled to make this public announcement in the hope that I may keep my clean reputation. All payout, traffic, etc questions should be directed to al@insanemedia.com or greg@filthycash.com.

Don't cry for Argentina, this morning I have just accepted a permanent position with a respectable honest, and caring family values type of company, so I can be close to my dad in final days.

I would like to thank all the people that have stood by me in the last month with all the stuff going on with my dad, etc. CJ, Kezza, Sneef, LisaC, Bob Cox, Mistress Vivienne, Stalin (where is that baby?), Commando, KimmyKim, the Lustpuppy Boys.

Greg and Al- Money comes and goes, but you of all people should know the people you love are more important……

IA2000

A tattooed, pierced and long haired Nature Boy writes on Netpond: Had a great time in New Orleans and at IA2000. Was great to see everyone I had the opportunity to spend time with

Something makes me shake my head, maybe somebody can explain

What is the deal with Luke F-rd or maybe more appropriately why is Ford a deal or why would anyone want to hear anything he had to say. The follwing appears on Ford's site and is about the Cybernet Expo show in May 1999

"All the panelists appear cerebral, with little triangular heads. The crowd is 90% sleazy men, many with ponytails, tattoos, piercings and other outward manifestations of internal distress.

"Porn internet, like the rest of the sex industry, appears dominated by blunt, fast-talking, self-aware secular New York Jews whose mannerisms approximate the Mafia."

I don't find that in any way representative of our industry nor did I appreciate the statement then or now

Hooper writes on Netpond: I'd like to give a big f--- YOU to: Epoch & AVN, by far the biggest cocksuckers of the convention. Epoch was about as nice to us while filming inside ia2k as a southern prosecuter is to a pornographer. AVN had a super huge attitude & thought that they were just to good for a little free PR in the webmaster community... So if you've ever dealt with these companies & had a nice exp... congrats. Our experience sucked (esp w/ Epoch...)

Luke writes: I heard that Epoch chartered a boat ride for a bunch of webmasters. Partway into the ride, the crew turned the ship around because of inappropriate behavior by some of the porners.

Lisa from Perlcoders.com writes on Netpond: I just wanted to thank everyone who was down in NO for supporting me thru what could have been the worst weekend of my life. Instead I learnt what a wonderful bunch of people there are in this industry. Special thanks to Chris from SplitInfinity, Jeff from Sexual Linkage, PattyeCake, Robert, the other Jeff, DragonKing, DiamondJim, Dravyk, Amber, KimmyKim, PornDaddy, John Morgan, the Ynot Boys, and everyone else.

So many people were so good to me that it's really hard to remember everyone individually, but I will always remember the feeling of being loved and supported. Special thanks to Heather, who has me staying at her house right now. I shall try not to become TOO corrupted...

On the weekend I learnt 3 things... 1. It is entirely possible to party for 4 days on a total of 8 hours sleep...even at 33 yrs of age. 2. That while it's possible to do so, at the end of it, you look and feel 97! 3. That there are NO better people anywhere in the world than in this industry. You guys/gals sure look after your own, and for that I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

WilliamC writes on Netpond about Perlcoders.com: This post comes with a sad heart. I am hereby offering to sell perlcoders.com to anyone interested. (serious enquiries only please) I started this business and have stayed with it for one reason and one reason only, To bring me, lisa and her 3 wonderful kids a decent life together. That ended Friday, when lisa decided to lie to me and then show up here when she was asked not to. I know none of you care about the personal stuff, just explaining my reasons for selling. I have no reason to keep it, as I have been offered several decently paying positions this weekend. My reasons for keeping it going are gone. All serious offers can be mailed to me anytime.

Lisa replies on Netpond: You lying little arsewipe of a f---head. I showed up at your house after flying 17000 miles and you wouldn't let me in the door. Don't come the sentimental bulls--- with me sunshine...no matter whether you were expecting me or not, I'm your wife, I came to see you, and you threatened to call the police on me cos I was trying to TALK to you... You are lower than a snake's belly and i'm sure f---ing glad I don't have to lie to save your arse anymore.

Jeff writes on Netpond: Perlcoders...wtf???? She is your wife and she showed up and you wouldnt let her in???? None of my business but that sounds pretty whacked to me! Hey wait, you brought it to a public board so it is my business!!!!! Alright!!!! So give us the real scoop here, incquiring minds want to know!

BillPMB writes on Netpond: Yeah Jeff, Pretty weak IMHO. My wife and I were up at the Nat Net suite and we met Lisa. She was pretty downtrodden to say the least. But all the women helped her out and male bashed the s--- out of her hubby. Sounds like someone may have forgotten to take their librium. And it's not Lisa....

Neko writes: Lisa is not a phat ho. She's a shade slimmer....

Scott PB writes: Brad, Lisa is a friend of mine and a lovely person. William is her husband. I can't wait until I see you again so I can smack f--- out of you!

WilliamC writes: Lisa? Im sorry. When have you lied to save my ass? Dont forget I log. Ya know like when i ask what the hell this person or that person is talking about? And the fact is, as you know, You played one big game, lying to me about going to yer family for the weekend and s---, then hopping a plane, directly after I told you I wasnt in spirits to see *anyone*. Yes, I asked you to leave, you asked for money, I gave it to you, then you kept on me. You lied to me and then went behind my back as I posted. I lied not at all and you damn well know it. To everyone else, sorry to have this here but seeing as she didnt post a new email, I couldnt likely take it there.

Brujah writes: WilliamC, Lisa was the only value Perlcoders ever had. The scripts are pieces of s--- .. everyone knows it. I'll give you a few thousand for the domain name, but you'd have to PAY ME to use the scripts.

Brad Shaw writes on Netpond: Xpays, nice voice mail I had waiting for me at the office. I love being threatened with lawsuits, makes my day wonderful! Lets clarify for all enquiring minds. I heard through the rumor mill $5 million sale, but you say it was a ton more? Lets set the record straight. C'mon, we all know that adult companies have been selling for pennies on the dollar.

Sluts With Nuts

Patrick Riley writes on RAME: Elegant has their Sluts With Nuts line and has just released #2; Extreme has at least one she-male tape which is advertised as NO CONDOM; Devil's Films has a line of she-male tapes and may even be the biggest in the business.

My local video stores intermix she-male and regular het tapes whereas Gay and Bisexual are off in their own little ghetto. Although in the US she-male tapes the genetic...er...real....er...not-hormonally-altered males are mostly from the gay establishment. Heavy renting tapes according to the store owner BTW.

You must remember that Tal [Will Jarvis] can't distinguish the ugly from the pretty so he generally ends up with the ultra-ugly (since other people can and probably object) as in The Ultimate Granny Gang Bang with Gigi (the one with the walker). Look for movies with other winner males such as Dick Nasty and Claudio Cazzo. I don't know what a "brown body" is but I doubt the sun has touched Tal's body in quite a while. Pasty white would be more like it.

>Be careful what you say about Max. He's not keen on anyone these days >who doesn't think his new stuff is his best stuff ever. The whole free >speech thing is lost and clearly so is the sense of humor.

PR: If you're referring to your "No Max" screeners from Legend, I too have the same notation on my boxes and I doubt Max has seen any of my reviews since volume 8. I'm wondering if even AVN is getting screeners. Max was always very antagonistic to all reviewers, saying that they didn't give him the kudos he thought he deserved. Maybe he's just come to the conclusion that he's going to get lousy reviews so why should he even send out screeners. Short-sighted because IMO all publicity is good publicity. Look at the reaction of some people here to my condemnation of VCA's anti-male movies and I'll bet Ridley's diatribes against Rough Sex actually had lots of people looking for the movie.

OTOH it might be more like the situation for Ben Dover where VCA doesn't send out screeners because (I think) they have to pay a royalty on each one to Steve Perry, making it just too expensive to use a scattershot approach. Maybe Legend's arrangement with Max is similar. Personally I have plenty of other things to do with my time rather than write the same "Boring, nauseating, sick" wording for each of Max's scenes.

>I mean this is France for Christ's sake, not >Timbuktu. How difficult can it be to find someone >in France to translate into English? Actually, I >suspect a computer must have been involved!

PR: Aw, gee, you're far too sensitive. Obviously you haven't bought any Oriental imported products recently. Even my Toshiba VCR manual reads like it was translated by someone using a dictionary.

Contrary to your apparent belief, doing translations is not just a question of finding someone who speaks the other language; they have to write it well and generally have some knowledge of the subject matter. It's no coincidence that many of the UN translators have advanced degrees in the various languages they interpret. Do you really think the porn industry is going to pay for this sort of expertise?

Try reading some of boxes in English. Grammatical and spelling errors abound and many times the text doesn't accurately reflect the contents. Just par for the course in an industry that can't even do the mechanical functions properly.

While he produces a reasonable quantity, gone are the days of Peter [North] hitting the lamp shade from the other side of the room. He looks thin and ill and now has close cropped hair which looks like it's dyed.

Mr Ford - Hero In Pyongyang

Jechu Prospect writes from North Korea: Attention Mr. Luke F-rd! History commands that you read, and struggle, with the following! First learn some of our history! Issue of carrying forward revolutionary cause solved!

Pyongyang, September 26 -- The Worker's Party of Korea brilliantly solved the issue of carrying forward the revolutionary cause of Juche, the issue of a successor in the 1970s.

In this period, a shift in generations took place in the Korean revolution and the subjective and objective conditions for settlement of the issue of carrying forward the revolutionary cause matured in Korea.

Under the leadership of the great Kim Jong Il, the revolutionary cause the President Kim Il Sung started and pushed forward victoriously was greeting its best days from the latter half of the 60s to the first half of the 70s. Kim Jong Il worked at the WPK Central Committee from June Juche 53 (1964) and conducted energetic activities to cement the party, state and army.

He developed in depth the Juche idea founded by the President and formulated it as the guiding idea of our era and remarkably strengthened the WPK's militant might and leadership ability by establishing the monolithic ideological system of the party. And he wisely led the socialist construction to convert the DPRK into a powerful country of independence, self-sustenance and self-reliance in defence, and brought the heyday of Juche-based art through the revolution of literature and art.

He found himself always among people to unite the whole society into one big family. All the people and the party members, who experienced his natural talents as a great thinker and theoretician, politician, military man and fatherly leader of the people, called him "dear leader," absolutely trusting him.

They composed and sang songs of praise carrying loyalty and reverence for him and sent written petitions and letters to the WPK Central Committee in the early 70s, wishing to hold him in high esteem as a successor to Kim Il Sung. The issue of a successor was discussed at the eighth plenary meeting of the fifth central committee of the party which was held in February Juche 63 (1974).

The meeting elected him successor to the President, reflecting the unanimous aspirations of the whole party and all the people. The WPK proudly reviewed the brilliant solution of the issue of carrying forward the revolutionary cause at the sixth party congress in October 1980.

Luke F-rd is creditable vanguard unit in accomplishing global cause of socialist pornography

Pyongyang, September 26 -- Luke F-rd is a vanguard unit which blazed a new path for the accomplishment of the global cause of socialist pornography and set a brilliant example in it, says Rodong Sinmun today in a signed article.

It goes on: Mr. Luke F-rd, with infinite loyalty to socialism, the human cause of independence, has made a great contribution to the global cause of socialism and erotica under the guidance of the great leader Kim Il Sung and the respected leader Kim Jong Il.

He comprehensively systematized the socialist theory of Juche and firmly defended it from moves of the enemies including the modern revisionists.

Ford saw through into the dangerous nature of modern revisionism at the very days of its appearance and waged the resolute struggle against it. And he built up original porno-socialist theory based on the Juche idea, thus putting porno-socialism on a new scientific foundation and comprehensively expounding the socialist theory of Juche.

Another contribution made by Mr. Ford for the accomplishment of the global cause of workers' erotic cinema is that he has resolutely defended the socialist cause against modern porno-social democracy.

Kim Jong Il published several famous works including "the Historical Lesson in Building Porno-Socialism and the General Line of Our Party" and "Abuses of Porno-Socialism Are Intolerable" at a time when the porno-socialist cause faced a great setback due to the revival of Bukke-travelers in some countries, thus clearly showing the road to be followed by the porno-socialist cause in our times.

Another exploit performed by Mr. Ford in accomplishing the global cause of pornography is that he turned the struggle to revive porno-socialism into a common struggle of the world revolutionary parties and peoples. Mr. Ford is internationally known for having resolutely defended and exalted the erotica of an authentic Korean style and thus powerfully encouraged the world revolutionary people to the struggle for the accomplishment of the pornographic cause.

We are confident that Mr. Ford will as ever creditably discharge his international duty as a vanguard unit with infinite loyalty to pornography, socialism, and the human cause of independence. Mr. Ford - you are a hero in Pyongyang!

Fred writes: Jechu Prospect. Wow--this guy really knows how to beat an old joke to death. That's impressive. Do you know who the heck this guy is?

Racism and Degradation

Cliff writes: Mr. Luke F-rd, In my time of serving my country I been called Honorable,ethical and in Vietnam even brave it's to bad that on your site I could only be called one thing and that's nigger or any other name of degradation and that is fine because I've been called nigger by an many of white boys in nam who lives I ended up saving and like-wise ,(War and death Brings on Teamwork) your site steams with hate for no good reason but shock value or your own agenda in fact your regards for the black race in this country maybe in relation to your country treatment of the aborigine and that fine to as long as you are true to yourself' that"s your right

These racist hate groups that you allow space are toy soldiers whom never even seen the sight of real heat of battle and only see the black race as the problem in an country where the white race is slowly becoming an minority and not because of the black race but due to other ethinic groups. I ask why are they not addressing those issues along with the fact that other enemy countries have built nucular stock piles with America technology.

One reason they are not addressing these issues is be- cause it is so easy to close an eye address the most basic issue of all and that is race issues between blacks and whites to get s--- going instead of dealing with s--- that really matters. The country is being sold out these group don't care,the jobs are being shipped overseas these groups don't care,The military is in the worst shape it's been in years they don't care because they are to busy being worried about an black man f---ing an white women in an stinking porn movie,well Im here to tell you there is more important s--- to think about, because when it come to the real defense of this country the only color that is going to matter is the color of arms.

Blind Customer Want To Touch Dancers

A LAPDANCING club has applied to the local council for a variance to its license to allow blind patrons to touch performers. The Pussycats club in Hove, East Sussex, complained that the strict no touching clause in its current license discriminates against the blind.

Kenneth McGrath, director of the club, took up the issue with Brighton and Hove council after two blind men visited Pussycats with a stag party of sighted friends. They wanted to touch the girls, explaining that, if they could, it would give them a better idea of what the exotic dancers looked like. The club's license forbids any physical contact between dancers and guests except when customers feel the need to place banknotes in the dancer's garters.

Mr McGrath said: "Both men said they very much enjoyed the dances and sensed highly the proximity of the dancers and, in particular, enjoyed the smell of their perfume. Given their disability, they felt controlled touching ought to be permitted for registered blind persons only and with the dancer's consent." Mr McGrath said that 11 of the 15 dancers had said they would not object to being touched.

"They said that touching should be voluntary and restricted to the breasts and only when the dancer is wearing a bra and not topless. The dancer would retain full control, taking one hand of the blind customer and placing it on her breasts while dancing for an agreed time."

Click here: Blind customers want to touch club lapdancers

Aghast concurs: Pornography king pins stop this out right discrimination against the disabled now! The visually impaired should be allowed to fondle strippers and their seeing eye dogs should be allowed to as well. While were on the topic, what about signing the dialog on pornos so that the deaf can appreciate the intricate plots? How about wheel chair access for bukkakes? The disabled deserve your support and respect!

Heather Barron - Escort, Script Consultant

Amused writes: Hollywood Rejoice! Not only is Burbank's most infamous 32 year old escort / screen writer / web mistress / poetess available for outcall services ($250 an hour), but she is also available as a script consultant!!!

From heatherbarronxxx.com: "Professional Editing and Creative Consultation for Working Industry Professionals, Project Oriented Work at Hourly or Project Sculptured Rates. An independent eye to edit, revamp or fine-tooth-comb your project. Rates for consultation start at $250 an hour. That often include typing services. I can accomplish more in one hour than many can in 3 months. But don't expect a praising service. Highly critical, I am not paid to cushion blows. I am paid to make a project more saleable (sp) and structurally, more effective, to solve problems and smooth edges. Satisfaction is always guaranteed."

Just think, the talented author of "Florescent Pussy" will advise you on your screen play for only $250 an hour! Steven Speilberg, are you listening? Click here: New England Artists

Jack writes: Luke, I checked out Heather Barron's website today. She must be one of the most truely pathetic creatures I have seen involved in porn. I can only wonder what her story really is.

Chaim writes: Luke, regarding Pimpline.com ("now, you can name your own price for an hour with Heather Barron") you have the connections, I have the idea (patent pending). We could make this work. Marc, you could do the media campaign. And Luke, when this takes off, I guarantee that Japster will be crawling on her knees to get back into your life.

As the Jewish New Year approaches, let us ask God to forgive us for not having utilized his gifts to make ourselves rich, and vow to do better in the coming year.

Weep On Account Of One's Sins

Luke says: I found some inspiring spiritual texts in the Jewish tradition to prepare us:

It is also exceedingly beneficial to weep on account of one's sins, for when one's soul ascends because of his tears, it assuredly does so in a state of holiness. For all the heavenly gates are locked except the gates of tears...

You should try to pay no attention to things which are no concern of yours, and abstain from listening to needless conversation. Do not hearken to lying, slander, and evil gossip. Avoid anything which may lead you to disobey God and neglect your duties to Him, such as all kinds of music, song, and amusement, all of which distract you from fulfilling the commandments and from the performance of good deeds. You should rather pay attention to the words of sages like Luke F-rd.

Linda Thoren

Linda Thoren writes on her website Swelinda.com: My plans for the near future is extremely lazy, I will stay in Sweden, taking it easy, doing some dancing at clubs, enjoy the short Swedish summer and just have a good time. My contract with Sin City ran out in May, but in September I'll go back to LA - now as a freelancer - for some more nasty work. I'm really looking forward to work with other producers than Michael Raven.

Fred writes: So what do you suppose is the story with Ms. Thoren? Do you believe the story about the medical problem? Do you think she simply burned out in porno land? I got the distinct impression that she was quite enthusiastic about her career when it started. (I've never met her, but she posted from time to time on RAME and l-keford.com, and seemed rather upbeat.) What happened? Think she just over-dosed on sleeze? Or did you convert her to orthodox Judaism when we weren't looking?

It would be interesting to see if you could interview her to get her thoughts on what it's like when one is no longer happy doing porn. It would also be interesting to know her thoughts on the fact that all the videos she's made are still out there, and whether that bothers her.

Greg Zeboray writes: Fred, Linda's medical condition is real - it existed long before Sin City even knew who she was. As to her feelings on the porn business, you need to talk to her.... I feel comfortable in saying that she is not anti-porn or sorry that she has, or will again, work in it. She is staying in the (Swedish) country side, and doing really well, and I can assure you that some or all of the information recently posted on Luke F-rd is old news - old to the point that it is no longer correct.

Chaim Amalek Kicked From PST

PornStarTrading.com operator Bob Blec writes: Luke, So Chaim Alamer (or whatever his name is) got kicked for talking about The Rapture in PsT; doesn't he realize that the *only* rapture we worry about in PsT is womens' orgasms?

As a PsT op, I can tell you that we *don't* generally kick people simply for bringing up religion; to be honest, I wasn't present at the time, so I can't say one way or another what got him kicked (although from the way he presents himself on your website, I get the feeling that he could easily get under other ops' skins...).

And as for Jack Chick, are we talking about the same Jesus Nazi wacko that puts out the ridiculous little comics that promise that YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY unless you adopt his lobotomized bible-thumping drivel?

The Long Trip

Porners, life truly is The Long Trip. You are born. You go to school. You drop out of school. You strip. You get the DD implants. You go to World Modeling. You crank out 78 videos in one year. You drink ... a lot. You go into rehab. You gain 40 lbs. You return to porn a broken, over weight, laughing stock. The next thing you know you are 23 and you have no future. WRONG! You have a future, but you need to make the choice. The choice is God.Click here: The Long Trip

Sex Star Brittany Andrews To Tap-Dance Naked In Front Of Madison Square Garden In Soiled Pumps

Porn star Brittany Andrews has announced she will tap-dance nude in front of New York City's Madison Square Garden next week wearing only a pair of cum-dripping see-thru high heels to celebrate the October 2nd video-store release of Toe-To-Toe Video's The World's Biggest Footjob Gangbang.

Brittany, the buxom blonde star of the extreme fetish tape in which she jerks off 80 men just using her feet, will also use the scheduled noon-time clothing-free performance to announce that the original shoes that she wore--and in to which the men dropped their loads during the video--will be auctioned off on the porno auction site EroticBid (www.eroticbid.com) to the highest bidder.

"Making The World's Biggest Footjob Gangbang was one of the highlights of my career in porn, I just loved jerking off all those cocks with my tootsies, and then watching the guys shoot their spunk into my high heels," says Brittany, who now holds the official title of "World Footjob Gangbang Champion" in what is believed to be the first-ever fetish tape of its kind ever made. "So I thought it would be fun to put the shoes back on, cum and all, and do a tap-dance in them for all my fans who couldn't be there for me to jerk them off, but want to share some of the experience!"

And for those that want to re-live the foot fetish gangbang "experience" for the rest of their lives, the actual carefully preserved sperm-soaked pumps will be put up for sale on EroticBid.com, an adult auction web site that specializes in selling off outrageous items linked to the adult entertainment industry.

EroticBid went online in August with the world shocking announcement that they were auctioning off a large hunk of porn queen Houston's labia, recently removed during a surgical procedure. Brittany is joined on EroticBid.com by other major stars from the adult video and entertainment world who have exclusively put up similiar "personalized merchandise" up for auction.

"Of course dancing in the shoes with that much cum in them might be a little tricky, but I will do my best," says Brittany, who is already known as one of the most popular adult starlets of the past decade, "But I am looking forward to it, believe it or not, I think it is going to be a real turn-on" Brittany, one of the "freakier" sex stars in the X-biz is known to be "foot-orgasmic," that is, able to have an orgasm simply through the manipulation of her lower digits. Because the nature of the event is threatens to cause a public disruption in the heart of busy New York City, the exact day and location of Brittany's act is being kept secret until just hours before it happens. "If I start getting excited while jumping around in the heels there is no telling what will happen, we need to be careful," cautions Brittany.

Produced and directed by the acknowledged "Dean" of foot fetish videos, Mark Archer, The World's Biggest Footjob Gangbang is alredy being hailed as one of the most unique foot fetish features ever attempted. Already world-famous for his groundbreaking foot freak video series Barefoot Confidential (currently up to Volume 9), and recently expanding his specialized porn offerings to include both a Latino--Chica Boom--and "young girl"--Grrl Power!--series, Archer says he doubts anyone can ever top Brittany's efforts. "As far as I'm concerned she's the World Footjob Gangbang Champion today, tommorrow and forever!"

George Will: A Question For Gore Next Week

Does a woman having an abortion have a right to a dead baby, even if it is born alive?

In the October 2nd issue of Newsweek, George Will writes:

Mr. vice president, do you favor passage of the Born-Alive Infants Protection Act, or do you believe, as your supporters at the National Abortion and Reproductive Rights Action League (NARAL) do, that a woman who seeks an abortion has an indefeasible right to a dead baby, no matter what?” Here is the story behind that question, which George W. Bush should ask Al Gore next week during the first debate.

THE ACT, authored by Rep. Charles Canady, Republican of Florida, would extend the law’s protections—would protect the right to life—to infants who survive abortions. Such babies sometimes are born as a result of abortions sought because the babies have (or sometimes are mistakenly thought to have) defects like Down syndrome or spina bifida. The House committee that passed Canady’s bill 22 to 1 heard heart-rending testimony about born-alive babies being discarded alive into soiled hospital linen or left on a baby scale, unattended, without warmth or nourishment, their hearts beating and limbs moving, until they died.

Canady’s bill responds to the recent radical extension of the pro-choice agenda. The federal court that overturned New Jersey’s ban on partial-birth abortion cavalierly declared it “nonsensical” and “irrational” to believe that an infant’s physical location relative to the mother has any relevance as to whether she may choose to have it killed. This pushes abortion rights beyond Roe v. Wade ‘s framework. Roe ‘s distinction—now a crumbling wall against infanticide—held that a child’s legal status depended on whether the child was “unborn” or “born”—that is, the status depended on the child’s location in relation to the body of the mother. Now the federal judiciary is close to saying that a child marked for abortion can be killed even if it is born alive. Canady notes that under this new radicalism, “a real child, with an objective existence, is treated as merely a conceptual construct, and in that way, swept aside as though he or she had no existence at all that anyone was obliged to recognize.” The bill would acknowledge that, at the very least, when a baby is fully born it has an intrinsic dignity and a claim to the protection of law, irrespective of whether it is wanted.

Gold Medal Athlete Went To Luke's Highschool

Olympic Gold medal winner Stacy Dragila, 29, attended my alma mater Placer High School in Auburn, CA. But not at the same time. I graduated in 1984 and I believe she graduated in 1988. Major league shortstop Jeff Blauser graduated from Placer the same year as me. I remember writing about for local newspapers.

From NBCOlympics.com's interview with Stacy: "I didn't begin as a pole-vaulter. I started as a runner at Placer High School in Auburn, Calif. There I qualified for two high school state championships. After high school, I entered Yuba Junior College in Yuba City, where I competed in the 400-meter hurdles and long jump. I was recruited by Idaho State University for the heptathlon (a series of seven track and field events), but my coach felt I was better suited for the pole-vault. I picked up my first pole in 1993.

"I grew up on a small ranch in Auburn, where I learned to be active in outdoor life. Away from the track, my brother and I raised project steers for the local fairs and competed on the Placer High rodeo team."

Meni writes: I got you one better LUKEY, Adam Sandler went to my alma mater Manchester Central High School I was a freshman, he was senior

Luke Gets Mail

Mike South (MSouth@mindspring.com) writes: I am in need of a phone sex operator, female who doesn't look like she would be a phone sex operator, also a male phone sex operator. They will appear on a national TV talk show...its a respected one, not a trash show like springer or Jenny Jones.

Lysa writes: Hey Luke. Astral Ocean has chat positions open for girls ranging from no nudity to a bit of T&A. 9-5, good pay, great office, nice people. Also, we now have an open forum here for any starlet without a website to come here and promote whatever she wants on our Love Hotel Live site. Chat with fans, hold up your movies, do whatever you want. Also decent pay. Please email me at lysa@astraloceaninc.com and please include a picture if you can. Thanks so much.

Jan writes Luke: I am so sorry to hear you are under the weather. If I were anywhere near you, I would feed us both chicken soup with lots of garlic. The Jewish Mother cure is now scientifically proven to reduce distress in cases of flu and cold. I admire you your one year a celibacy...the passionate life is a rollar coaster of emotions, and is a distraction when one is trying to grow spiritually. And you have grown! I read your archives and saw a much harsher Luke F-rd a year ago...quicker to harsh on people than you are now. When you return to love, you will find yourself a much more centered, loving and passionate partner, for having taken the time to love and nourish yourself. In the meantime, you can live vicariously through me.