Sunday, September 17th, 2000

Chloe Jones Is Not Dead

Madison writes: hi Luke, there is a rumor going around that penthouse pet Chloe Jones passed away. It is not true. I just spoke with Chloe and someone hacked into her computer, stole her address book, and e-mailed many people with the news of her passing. Obviously this is a malicious attempt to slander this sweet and beautiful woman.

Scott writes: Chloe is definitely not dead; she's in my little city (Sioux Falls, SD) this very week.

Max Hardcore's Appeal

Dishman writes on RAME: When I saw the cover of the latest Max video showing whoever that poor female is with her face all smeared with lipstick and God knows what else, I almost threw up. I knew that guy was a sick f--- and I knew I despised his "technique" but he has now reached an all-time low. There was a thread here recently where someone asked "what do you guys see in Max hardcore". I didn't post but I certainly have never understood what anyone sees in his "work". I like to see a girl put through her paces as much as anyone but what he does is not even erotic IMO. He is capable of taking a hot chick and having sex with her but taking any heat right out of the situation.

Greg writes on RAME: While the things that Max does in his videos may be rare in porn and in the lives of most of his fans, they are not that rare in real peoples' sex lives. Many, perhaps most women have "rape" or as its now called "forced sexual role-play" fantasies. I know women who make their livings as dominatrixes, but who still want the men in charge in their real sex lives.

The power of Max is not what he does to women sexually, because honestly its not that rare in the real world, but the fact that its recorded and sold to the world. The Western world has turned fame and wealth into "gods", and Max shows how far people are willing to go in order to get close to either of these "gods". Part of the population will do "anything" for fame, and the rest of us are fascinated to see how far "anything" extends. Max fans and "Survivor", "Real World" and "Big Brother" fans all come from the same mold.

I don't find the sex in Max films that shocking, but I when I think about the fact that someone signs a model release giving Max rights to that video FOREVER, that is shocking. Its shocking to think that someone is so desperate for their "15 Minutes of Fame" that they don't think about or care that they are famous for getting sodomized, sucking cocks straight from their asses, and drinking piss. If the right guy asks in the right way, many, many women will do these things (well, maybe not the A2M, that is unusual), but they don't want that guy to tell anyone about it, much less make a video and show it to anyone.

In this booming economy there are many ways to make money, and even if a woman chooses porn as her route to money, there are far more tame porn productions than there are "Max-like" ones, but these women chooses Max because its the most fame per hour of time invested. Max benefits from the obviously very powerful desire to be a "star" that these women have, and the fact that they don't see a difference between acting in a Hollywood big budget production, and getting f--- hard by Max on video. Fame is fame, it doesn't matter how they got it, it just matters that they got it and their friends and relatives didn't. Someone should interview these women soon after they shoot with Max, and again in 5, 10, 15, 20 years from now to see how their views on what they did will change.

I doubt that they will regret the sex acts no matter how extreme, but they will probably regret that so many people saw videos and that the images are out there FOREVER. Exactly the reason they did it in the first place. The power of instant fame and the price people will pay for it, that is the MAX APPEAL.

Concerned writes: What degrades one of us degrades all of us. When Max ratchets open the anal sphincter of his latest 'cock-socket' my anus feels her pain.

Nevsky writes on RAME: I rented one Max tape (MAx Extreme #8, I believe, it was the one with Anastasia Blue and Melody Love), and it was so horrible, unsexy and disgusting that I will never rent another MAx tape. I typically like Melody Love and Anastasia Blue, so I rented it. I was so shocked and unaroused that I actually posted a review that was highly uncomplimentary. Anastasia's "gimmick" is choking herself on cock and gooey spit, but Max was so violent and brutal with her that she was on the verge of tears throughout the whole scene, and when he came on her face, he ejactulated up her nostrils and she was obviously in severe discomfort and about to cry at that point. I don't think I achieved an actual erection during the course of that entire video.

What turns me OFF to Max is several factors.

1) MAx, quite frankly, is a grotesque looking human being. My problem here is similar to my problem with Ron Jeremy: no woman in there right mind would really want to f--- either of these two losers.

2) Max, talks TOO f---ING MUCH. Nasty talk in porn is good, as long as it is the GIRLS doing it, and it sounds genuine. MAx fouls up the air with his asinine comments and really, who the hell watches porno for the men? Max thinks his videos are all about him, and really, I can't watch a movie in which the men are the main focus.

3) Max can only hire f---ing UGLY women that no one else will hire. After Max has abused the hell out of most of the attractive girls in the business, the only girls he can hire are ugly as hell and quite gross looking. I'm sorry, but I don't hjave any interest in watching porn with ugly women in them. I watch porn for fantasy purposes, and I do not fantasize about f---ing ugly women.

4) The Cowboy Blow, in which Max spits a huge snot rocket into a girl's face is disgusting and totally inappropriate no matter the context.

5) Watching MAx's videos are almpost like watching a veritable rape take place on my tv set, given the discomfort and distress on some of the girls' faces. This does not turn me on. Not in the least.

JC Lee writes: I have honestly searched, for some shred of entertainment in the "speculum spectacles," of Max Hardcore, and am found wanting..........Call it "old fashioned," but I still prefer to put women or "teeny boppers" (Max's favorite "sick" fetish) on a pedestal, rather than spread wide open for what must pass as some sort of gonzo gynecology display...... I have never felt one twitch in my sexual apparatus--the brain included--from seeing any of Mark Little's videos. Instead, I have experienced alternate feelings of anger, toward Little, and remorse, for any young girl, who would allow herself to be degraded in such a fashion........... If someday, the adult industry feels the real weight of a repressive national consciousness, orchestrated from Washington, it will be thanks to "envelope pushers" such as Max Hardcore. I honestly believe that (sadly) that day could be a reality, if the adult "movers and shakers," don't move to shake some sense into Max and on a lesser scale, a few others..............jc

ps: A vote for "Daddy's Coat Tails" is synonymous to a declaration of war on the adult industry, for he is now so beholden to the misguided misfit followers of Jerry "Farright" and Pat "Robberourightson", that (imho) he would have no choice but to take this great country of ours straight into the Book of Revelations.............

When Porn Stars Attack

Helpful writes: This is a natural for you Luke. Why not pitch a show to the networks on the violent lifestyle of porn stars? You could host it and it would feature actual video or dramatic reenactments of actual porn star assaults. Think about it: Tony Everready vs. Kid Vegas, Jenna vs. the Mexican chick at CES, Earl Slate vs. Kianna Bradley, Lynne L-patin vs. Dave Hardman, oh and lest we forget, Luke F-rd vs. XXX at the Larry Flynt building. Domestic abuse accusations in porn occur as frequently as genital sores so the supply of material is literally endless!

Why All The Implants

Glenn writes on RAME: It is kind of different for a model who is always nude to have some of those really bad implants. It just becomes soooooo obvious and distracting to myself and others. I don't think I'm against implants, just against bad implants (which seem to be the norm). If a woman is just walking around in clothes, the quality of implant isn't much of an issue. But it has reached a point in videos where when I see a real pair of breasts or a good pair of implants, that it becomes a treat.

Satf writes on RAME: There was one guy who posted Reality here in eight simple words: "I like big tits. Fake ones are OK." Too damn many guys think that way...

The implant issue is almost as annoying as the "girls who wont do interacial" issue. (By the way, why don't we start a new crusade; lets boycott porn chicks with fake tits who won't do interacial. Maybe we can raise national awareness...) Look, I agree that fake tits the size of watermelons like Dixie Dynamite or Chessie Moore and the like are ridiculous. But when a girl is as flat as a board, what's the problem with getting a nice pair of B or C cups? That's what modern science is for; correcting problems, either in the name of health or cosmetics. Why bash these girls for trying to make themselves look more feminine and more attractive? (You can bash them for other reasons but not for that.)

Oh but I can hear it now, "who says a woman with small tits can't be attractive or feminine?" No one. But don't argue that a larger chest doesn't add extra curvature to a woman's figure. It does. You may not like that, but many men do. If the tits are nicely proportioned and the surgeon had a good pair of hands, I'm all for it. And for all of you that don't agree, rent movies with flat chested porn stars to your heart's content. But the majority of men will still spin their heads when the chick with the big hooters walks by, and hopeful ly they'll be proud in doing so.

Rob writes: I guess implants are like toupees. If they're really good you don't notice them. If they're really bad *cough/Gene* *cough/Ross* then they're hysterical. Of course, toupee's have never been medically linked to auto-immune disorders or lupus.

Luke Gets Mail

Brian Kushner writes: Luke: Please explain to KV that Brian Kushner is my real name..As for siding with a gang member, I didn't side with anyone, I just said KV should stop being a pussy. And Wow, he f---s girls for a living. I'm so impressed.. As for what I do for a living, I can tell you this, I'm a millionaire and I'll bet I have more money in my bank account then KV. Again Kid, stop being a pussy.

Brian writes: Luke, have enjoyed your columns for years. Just wanted to say if you ever do more WEHT listings on your site, please look into Renee Foxxe. She was in Ghostlusters, Caught From Behind, quite a few others in the early 1990's.... I met her in NJ once and we hung out for a while, but I always wondered WEHT her.... she kinda fell off the face of the earth in 1994 or so.

Frank writes about Friday's wife beater cartoon from Jack Chick: The one part that cartoon got right was giving her flowers that the abuse maget accepts. In a real life situation an intervention would be used to get the couple together again. Domestic Abusers are the florists best customers.

Rumdar writes: Luke.. I am in New York with my Jewish friend.However I have all eyes errrr! cocked on the great looking Asian women.Some are quite beautiful and tall....slutty looking as well. Hebs are everywhere. Did you ever consider being one of those Jews who wears the suit and black hat. The same hat worn by the guy who stared in that old film Billy Jack? What is a anti porno question? I would say all the anal sex. Why would some poor girl want to take those huge boners up her ass for a few hundred bucks? The proctological costs down the line are gonna be unbelievable. I don't think this machine has spell check. I am picking up lots of knockoff watches and fake Gucci purses for my Asian hoards back in H-town. The Apples rules. Absolutely the greatest city in the world.

Robert Madison writes: Robert Madison, director of Elegant Angel's SMUT 16 and 17, Cellar Dwellars 3 and Tales of Perversity 7, will be interviewed on KSEXradio.com. Tune in Monday, September 18, 2000 at 3: 15 p.m. PST to find out why he has been dubbed "A Sick Genius" by xxxmoviereviews.com. If you've never seen a Robert Madison movie, you'll see why he has earned the title. Find out what goes on in his twisted perverted mind! To hear the interview, go to http://www.KSEXradio.com on Monday, September 18, 2000 at 3: 15 p.m. To see hardcore photos and video clips of his movies, go to http://www.elegantangel.com

Curious writes: Sorry Luke, but I'm pro porn if for only the fact that it keeps the absolute dregs of society (Hedgehog, Max, Kid Vegas, ...) in the San Fernando Valley and out of Modesto.

Chaim writes: Tell her that porn is bad because it causes men to pine for what they can not get and ignore what they have.

Director Michael Raven writes: ???? Faulty logic. You are making the assumption that wanting something that you feel to be unobtainable is an evil or morally wrong. What if what you currently have doesn't meet your needs? Is it not beneficial for humans to continually strive for improvement. What you propose by your statement is a default to stagnation by simply accepting the status quo.

Email: Hello luke I'm Ilan from Israel and I read your web site every day and i'm big fan's of your. I have a little problem and I ask you to help me . I'M coming to las-vegas to comdex and I like to same porn star in vegas but I can't find witch porn star is showing in vegas in November 13-18 . if you can help me to find a web site or anything else that can help me

Luke replies: i do not know which ones will show up, but there will be lots of porn stars there

Dudley Moore's Latest Sex Theory

Dudley Moore writes: Luke, my shiny new Theory on the Sex Industry is fated to die along with your site. It falls in the category of theories "too radical to be believed." But it's fact, not fiction, so I'd like to outline the compelling evidence for any future sex researchers who will eventually follow this same path of evidence. I have dubbed it the Theory of Captive/Regressive Lesbian Breeding(that is, as an evolved alternative to heterosexual monogamy):

1. De Waal uses my word "captive" to refer to the fact that female chimps and bonobos cannot escape their estrus and are thereby socially confined to mandatory breeding and childrearing. He calls this the "social cage" and it parallels the power/sex hierarchies seen in homosexual prison sex(see http://www.igc.org/spr/docs/prison-sex.html).

2. De Waal explicitly states that lesbianism is a "secondary"(in my theory, regressive) sexuality in bonobo societies: "Bonding among female bonobos is surprising inasmuch as it violates a general rule. Strong bonds between same-sexed partners normally concern the sex that stays all its life in the natal group(males in the case of chimpanzees). Bonobos are unique in that the migratory sex(females, in the case of bonobos)bonds with same-sex strangers later in life. Establishing an artificial sisterhood, female bonobos can be said to be SECONDARILY bonded(italics his), if we consider kinship ties to be the primary bonds.(from page 85, Bonobos: The Forgotten Ape.)" This migration of bi/lesbian females to exotic male groups is precisely what I identified as the Missing Link in my theory, and it explains everything about the evolution and role of the women of the sex industry.

3. Most critical to my Theory is the work of Elaine Siegel Phd, training psychoanalyst, university faculty member and former director of the New York Psychoanalytic Institute, documented in her book Female Homosexuality: Choice Without Volition. She is a scientist, but, alas, her work is most often cited by groups intent on gay conversions(for an interview, see Homosexuals Anonymous at http://members.aol.com/hawebpage2/news/n0699c.html). Elaine Siegel's work is the lynchpin of my theory. If she's wrong, then I will have to admit some day that I am a pontificating ass, just like Busty said.

4. Finally, my theory makes the following testable prediction: that bi/lesbianism has universal survival value in situations of human captivity, from incest and prison sex, to the modern day sex slavery trade.

Luke, your site has made for a remarkable, one-of-a-kind forum. It's been a real thrill getting my theory out to the men and women who make up the sex industry. Thanks for the opportunity, my friend, and best wishes on your new life. May you find joy and fulfillment.

From De Waal's book Bonobo: The Forgotten Ape, pages 136-137 on the same subject: "Only when males can determine with some certainty which young they have sired do they have any reason to get involved in their care...In nature, nothing is free. If bonobo females paid for their successful arrangement with almost continuously swollen genitals, hominid females paid for theirs with the loss of reproductive freedom. The reasons for male contol only doubled when our ancestors settled down from a nomadic existence and began to accumulate material goods. In addition to passing on genes to the next generation, there now was also the inheritance of wealth. Since male dominance has probably always characterized our lineage, inheritance tended to take place along paternal lines. With every male trying to ensure that his life savings ended up in the right hands--that is, the hands of his progeny--an obsession iwht virginity and chastity was inevitable. Without male involvement in the raising of offspring , there would be no need for the moral constraints, sometimes referred to as 'patriarchy,' that our species universally employs to safeguard the integrity of the family."

PS Ask Lasse Braun if all priests masturbate. See http://www.world.std.com/~courage/FHLesson1.htm for masturbation advice for priests.

El Zorro writes: Luke: have you noticed what a bulls---ter this Dudley Moore guy is?I mean where does he come with statements like "guys having anonymous sex produce more sperm than doing it at home"? If one follows the rules of scientific rational inquiry, then there are only two possibilities for him to obtain such a result:1-He conducted controlled experiments with a sufficient number of experimental subjects in both contexts during which he captured their sperm in a receptacle and then compare d their weight ,or 2-By direct experience i.e.he f---s guys anonymously in some dark alleys and then takes their come in his mouth and compares that amount with the one he gets from his husband at home.For this scientfic finding we should certainly place Mr.Moore in the short list for the Nobel price in Sexology or perhaps in Bulls---ology?

Sexaddict writes: About Lynne's issues with shaving (or lack thereof)- you should do what makes you happy, of course. For myself, I prefer a shaved woman simply because I can get my tongue in there without annoying hairs interfering with the taste and sensations. I will, of course, be happy to demonstrate on my next trip to Oregon.

Lynne encourages Sexaddict: Although I am not a big fan of cunnilingus (giving or receiving), your point is well taken. Anyone who will provide me with endless sexual pleasure is welcome to style my pubic hair any way he desires. By the way, pubic hair can, when pulled gently, be used as a handle to separate the outer labia, exposing the working apparatus within. I will, of course, be happy to demonstrate on Sexaddict's next trip to Oregon.

Dudley Moore asks for comments on what it means when porn actresses, dancers, and prostitutes say that they feel that they "reclaim their sexual power" through sex work.

Dudley, I don't find anonymous sex inherently degrading, any more than I could take Andrea Dworkin's view that all heterosexual intercourse is rape. Gentle, pleasurable sex between strangers is not nearly as degrading as date rape or marital sex with a brutish, demanding, unwashed husband. Being a self-sufficient entrepreneur is empowering in any field, but what I always found empowering about sex work is the way I got to make choices about sex.

Way back in my youth, I felt angry and threatened by the way anonymous men would, in public, talk about my body and insult me by describing the sex acts they wanted to perform on me. Sitting at the bus stop, taking out the trash, carrying groceries to my car....men felt free to say whatever they wanted about my breasts, my butt... That is degrading. Doing sex work gave me the chance to turn the tables. Instead of being expected to give it away for free to whatever man came along, I could put a value on my sexuality, and that value put food on the table.

But now, at forty-five, I no longer wish to make a living displaying my body to strangers. It is nice that it is still in good enough shape to do so: I'm in great shape for my age, and in better shape than most women half my age. I simply would prefer some less extreme option, preferably one that doesn't require me to shave anything.

(By the way, as regards the decision to have interracial sex for videos? I was always happy to have interracial sex for videos; never thought twice about the race of the performer. In my personal life, I totally prefer my fellow Caucasians. I am not physically attracted to black men. Sex partnering in the movies isn't a matter of sexual attraction, but the producer's casting. There are white guys with whom I would absolutely never have sex on videotape or in my personal life, and there are black guys I would love to work with on videotape. My question, then, is why would a performer use race as a criteria for working with another performer? Behavior or hygiene yes...but race? Ed Powers or Max Hardcore are preferable to Mr. Marcus or Lex Steele because they are white? Get real, ladies!)

Ben writes: Hi Luke, I think Dudley Moore is "PRICELESS" . If he ever comes up to Vancouver Canada , the prim rib and drinks,are on me. I would like add this: IMHO, It is good advice for all guys dating females in this age of what you see,is sometimes, not what your going to get!! This is how to tell if she is a closet Lesbain?

1)- If she needs a few dollars to just top up her rent!

2)- Honey! my phone will be cut off in 3 days, IF!! I don't pay them tomorrow.

3)- Wants to push your head down,and tells you: "Baby!! I have to get warmed up for this!" (WARNING!)

4)- As your giving her head,she starts to give you a hand job! " Flip around Baby, and lets 69" Now if she starts doing it by hand!( WARNING!)

5)- If it feels better than the ones you give yourself! ( WARNING!)

6)- Now comes the: Oh Baby! You cum so fast! Lets order in some Pizza and Beer now? Ever wonder why? She knows she will not have to get into the sex that you like now, the guy will be at the door in 20 mins! And wants you to drink beer,to get you sleepy,and hopes you will be too wasted to want more sex. There are fewer and fewer women in this age of "doing my thing" that will take a cock like a real women.

A Call To Lesbian Arms

Dudley Moore writes: Luke, I intend the following urgent advice for any young or not-so-young woman at the crossroads of becoming a lesbian:

First of all, ladies, if you're considering lesbian sex, don't do it! Here's my view as a hetero man, and allow me to speak frankly and with feeling. The hardened, butch dykes will start you out seductively slow, with heartwarming sweet talk and special confidences. Yes, they'll work their way into your feminine minds first, and especially into your emotions, giving you those "I'm surely the only person in the world who ever has, or who ever could, possibly love you!" Many women first discovered lesbian "true love" when smiled at in just such a warm, loving, reassuring way! It felt so good to be loved that they MUST be lesbians, they told themselves! But the hidden message behind these seductive smiles, my dear uncertain and confused ladies, is really "Why, you're really not worth loving at all! Without me, no one ever has or will love the likes of you!" Not such a nice message after all! So just one more reason to wise up before you let these women go any further on their ulterior, nasty journey into your pants. After all, dykes will openly admit they like T&A as much as us guys do! They are our competitors, especially when it comes to sweet, tender young things like you. But take my advice, and we'll outsmart the dykes, and keep them from getting those coveted pleasures.

Second, be warned that the dykes will begin with their gentlest caresses, kisses, baths, and foreplay...but the outcome is always secretly guaranteed. You wanted genuine, kind love from someone who apparently wanted nothing in return, right? And you always wind up getting f---ed around in bed by some arrogant older dyke wearing a strap-on, which was the intended result all along. One dancer told me she considers women to be only an occasional treat...anymore than that, and she would kill them. It's all ultimately about ego, in other words, so shut them down early and gain distance, and you'll find safety from the butch dykes. Deny them those pleasures, I beg you.

At this point, I additionally warn any sexually confused young woman: Do not experiment with kissing women, as many other hetero women first discovered they were lesbians through kissing and other tactile overtures, which seemed innocent enough or were even initiated by their own joking curiosity. Yet they always led to the same predictable outcome of hard-core, rough and tumble, even violent, and in some cases group strap-on sex with vibrators and nipple clamps, something you would certainly never have consented to had you known! In your innocent yearning for love and understanding, you were clearly deceived and screwed.

Further, do not experiment with threesomes, dear lady, without first telling your boyfriend if you suspect you are really a lesbian, or he will be sorely disappointed when he loses you to a woman. This is the clearest lesson to be learned from watching the Jerry Springer Show. If you don't believe me, read any chapter from one of my own favorite bedside books, "From Housewife to Lesbian", or watch Springer for sordid tales of loving hetero wives innocently experimenting with kissing girlfriends, or urged into threesomes by their husbands, only to incite unsuspected(or worse, suspected)lesbian yearnings. The most foreboding tale in the book involves a woman pissed at the sight of her husband getting out of bed to change TV channels in just his shirt, with his miserable, flaccid penis hanging limp like an uncooked "chicken neck", as she described it. He hops into bed with her, reaching under her nightgown to grab around her nipples while fondling his own unruly organ. At that very moment, she becomes so furious, she ejects him from bed, deciding on the spot that her life with men was FINALLY over. At last she could begin loving women! (So guys, to be on the safe side, always discuss the possibility of lesbian yearnings before leading your wife into threesomes or swinging.)

Next, consider that ultimately what these older and wiser dykes really want is identically modeled on what abusive guys wanted from them. They were screwed and f---ed by men,and you can be sure they are hell-bent, consciously and unconsciously, on doing similar mean, nasty, abusive, one-sided, and even violent things to you and your feminine body and self. Just because they're women, as you were always taught as a girl, doesn't mean they're soft and gentle, ladies. Take heed, and don't let dykes into your minds if you don't want them f---ing around in your pants. Might as well let a guy screw you, right? except that the ladies will listen first, and the guys just want to stick it in and get it off. But give us guys another chance, try counseling, or find a new guy. Don't give it all away to another woman, because she will certainly take it all, and in sex especially, I do mean ALL!

Finally, dear lady, do you know what first-time lesbians are really, truly looking for? Someone to LISTEN to them for the first time in their lives! No one has ever listened, certainly not their parents, who ignored them, never appreciated them, and in many cases told them they really wanted a boy! So first-time lesbians willingly accept abusive sex, strap-ons, and a secret lifestyle, devoid of family and society, as part of what they have eventually learned is probably just the raw deal of life. At least they finally have someone who understands them as a woman, and will lend them an ear...but at what a price! Young lady, as Springer would say, you deserve better. Don't shortchange yourself by forever abandoning family and society and entering the secret underground of the lesbian world for girl sex, and certainly not rough, abusive, one-sided sex from older dykes.

After all, consider that most lesbians are all confused about their own sexuality anyhow. They model their sex after men, don't they? That's what butch/femme is really all about, right? Well that's pretty darned confused and f---ed up, wouldn't you agree? In fact, surveys show that 70% of lesbians wind up having sex with men again at some point anyway, so why go through all that emotional anguish, isolation and sexual, emotional and physical abuse and torment?

What you really most long for isn't a masculine woman who wants and demands sex from you in return. Why that's no better than any jerk guy, right! What you really long for is a strong, loving heterosexual mother who wants NOTHING in return but your love. You can still get it, with the help of a strong, heterosexual, female therapist. Read Elaine Siegel for further direction before letting women into your pants.

Jack Chick - Master of the Metaphysical Metaphor

Jack T. Chick's genius has always been his ability to utilize vivid metaphors to facilitate spiritual understanding. Today Brother Chick equates a boys love for insects with God's love for mankind. Making the incomprehensible tangible that is the gift of Jack T. Chick. Read and learn. Click here: Charlie's Ants