Wednesday, September 13th, 2000
Sex.Com
Regarding the Sex.com lawsuit, XXX writes: "In the September 11th hearing, Judge Ware not only dismissed Stephen Cohen's Motion to Dismiss, but held Cohen's counterclaims were SLAP claims...big corporations "SLAP" counterclaims on small plaintiffs to punish, annoy and harass them...these SLAP claims are subject to the State of California's anti-SLAP statutes, and Judge Ware dismissed Cohen's counterclaims against Gary as in violation of the anti-SLAP statutes."
Jews Must Leave Porno
I just had a vision that all Jews, including Paul Fishbein, David Sturman and myself, will leave porno in time for Yom Kippur (Day of Atonement), less than a month away. We will all move to Jerusalem and rebuild the Holy Temple so that we can sacrifice anew to G-d.
Why must Jews leave porno? After all, we believe in at most one God who created everything, including sex. The answer: Some activities are so yucky, such as porno and devil worship and rap music, that the Jew (and any sensitive person) must flee from them or risk spiritual corruption.
Email Luke your racially conscious vision of what Juden-free porno would look like.
Webmaster Confessions
I appeared for five minutes on JoeE's show Webmaster Confessions Wednesday evening, pointing out the numerous iniquities of leading porners. Others guests tonight included AVN publisher Paul Fishbein and Vivid webmaster David Schlesinger.
Kevin Blatt ( kb@sundownmedia.com) wants to meet with leading porn webmasters at the coming IA2000 show in New Orleans to bring them into the Free Speech Coalition.
Too Short and Slick Rick are playing the Players Ball at the IA2000 and Dennis Rodman may be the MC. They're huge famous rappers that are considered pimps.
AVN's IA2000 show in New Orleans offers 160,000 square feet of space, the most ever. AVN has transformed IA2000 into a professional operation. AVN offers 16 seminars during the convention. About 5000 attendees.
Fishbein says he'd like to do a show in Miami but can't get permission from the City Council. "We've spent unbelievable amounts in legal fees to do a show in Miami," says Fishbein.
Lynne writes: Angel Baby, it was good to hear your voice.
Luke, you come across like the f---ing Fountain of Wisdom compared to those people! Have they no idea what they are selling? They do sound exactly like the pornographers of yore, no names mentioned, who never looked at their product, had no idea who bought what or why...concerned about their chargeback rates but no idea as to why sex sells...in it to make the buck and get out again, before the government cracks down on them (which it will, I guarantee, unless the abuse of women in the name of sex stops!)
Why I thought it would be different, just because the delivery method is different, who knows... I guess because one has to have a certain degree of sophistication to operate a computer...but maybe these guys don't know any more about the operation of a computer than the guys I came up with knew about the operation of a camera or an editing bay. In that they are more likely to get busted through deliberate ignorance of tax or banking laws, they remind me of Sturman and some of the OG's; obscenity is hard to prove, and no doubt most of the content of these sites is NOT obscene, any more than the pornography in Sturman's stores was for the most part obscene. It wasn't.
And I don't care if bad pornography litters the landscape like fast food wrappers. Bad pornography trivializes and cheapens sex, like bad fast food trivializes and cheapens fine cuisine, but no one is forced to consume either one. Some things, though, are hurtful. Tainted baby food and misogynistic porn both do damage. Bruce always said that most porn videotapes were "cheese," and that he "cut cheese" for a living; internet porn is just "virtual cheese." Not worthy of attention in and of itself.
Kid Vegas Update
Kid Vegas phoned me Wednesday afternoon.
KV: "I went to Mexico... We partied. I found this new girl in the music industry, Amanda Phillips."
Luke: "She used to do porno."
KV: "Yeah. She's now singing for an album. I met her at a party here and took her to Mexico where I sexploited her with a carrot. She's not talking to me now...
"I've started up a new website, KidVegasworld.com.
"My drinking is down to three days a week and I only take prescription drugs."
Tabitha Says Goodbye To Tabitha?
This just in from the yahoo club she started: "To all club members I would like to thank you for your continuous support of Tabitha. I regret to have to tell you but I have not been in the business for 6 years and my promise to return has been revoked... It is time for me to make my transitions into the mainstream...I suggest to all fans to no longer be loyal to tabitha..my reason for this being the only images you have are from 1995 and are very old and out dated. My suggestion would be to find a new star to please you in your needs for viewing pleasure...someone who has new material out that you can look at on a new and consistent basis...
"The star i suggest would be to check out http//www.solveigonline.com...my reason being she has her own movie line Solveigs Way and she continually has new images of herself as well as new starlets with extreme beauty.. I apologize to all for any let downs but I am sure and confident all will congratulate and not playa hate.. Goodbye to all, Luuv2luuvya, Tabithaluuv Ps to make this transition I ask all to no longer post any outdated material you have of me..My image has been copyrighted by My agent in the mainstream biz.. Also I regret but I will delete both clubs that I am a founder of in one week...that will be sufficient enough time to allow any last questions and last answers. Once again Goodby!!!"
Jenna Jameson On Luke F-rd Live
I had a group of distinguished guests tonight on my show, including Jenna Jameson (90 minutes into the show).
John writes: Luke, for what is Jenna Jameson distinguished?
Luke: For being the biggest porn star of the 1990s.
John replies: Top porn star, gives a new dimension to the word. However great a porn star may be she is still a porn star. Nothing distinguished about that.
Jenna Jameson writes: "I just had the best girl sex of my life… With Sky and Sylvia Saint. I came like a dragon."
Lee asks Jenna: "Was your name ever hijacked as a dot com?"
Jenna: "I employ a team of lawyers... I'm in litigation with three different websites that use my name. I don't even own JennaJameson.com, JennaJameson.net, JennaJameson.org... We had the guy who owned JennaJameson.com shut down, but then he sold the traffic to Cybererotica.
Luke asks Jenna on the air: "Jenna, do you get royalties from your 50 odd movies?"
Jenna: "Yes."
Lee: "Do you have the right to use the content on your site?"
Jenna: "No. We went back and forth... I had a meeting with them [Wicked Pictures] and we ended up shutting down JennaJ.com - the site I ran in conjunction with Wicked Pictures. I asked them if they would allow me to have the pictures and movies and they said no."
Luke: "What's your relationship like with Wicked owner Steve Orenstein and Wicked PR head Joy King?"
Jenna: "They're among my best friends... Joy and I talk almost every day...but from a business standpoint, we're shaky. It's nonexistent. I've gone my way and they've gone their way. It was strange for me to hear them tell me that they didn't want to give me the content that I had worked so hard on. I'm just going to let it go. Those movies are all over the net anyway.
"I'm marketing my website on the basis of, these are things you've never seen before. All new pictures, all new movies, all new scenes.
"I'm trying wholeheartedly to get a feature [pictorial] in Playboy.
"It is so funny. Everybody thinks that Luke is so rotten..."
Lee: "Well, he is."
Jenna: "He's not. In fact, Luke. Today I was on one of these forums and they were asking me why I was so nice to you. I'm like, I can't ever condemn anyone for doing his job. It's not like you ever maliciously come after me. You just print stuff. That's what you do. I told them that all publicity is good publicity."
[LF: Not only do I greatly appreciate how kind Jenna and other porners have been to me, but I am humbled by it.]
Lee: "Do you find yourself in public having a hard time being Jenna, and not Jenna Jameson?"
Jenna: "Yeah. I went through a whole thing for the past six months of having anxiety attacks where I couldn't even leave my house, I was having so much trouble. It was something that I never expected, to be recognized constantly and hounded constantly. It's taken me quite a while to get used to it."
Luke: "What forum were you on today?"
Jenna: "I go to Stunningcurves.com, AdultDVDtalk.com, MrWebReview.com, MrMarcus.com... I try to go to all of them."
Luke: "Jenna, do you think I should become a rabbi?"
Jenna laughs: "Be all you can be, baby."
Lee: "Jenna, are you Jewish darling?"
Jenna: "No."
Lee: "Luke, I'm warning you, that if you bring up Judaism one more time with our next guest, I'm going to kill you."
Jenna: "No, I think it is hilarious. I think it is great. I read your site like a maniac, Luke."
Lee: "He's a mess."
Jenna: "It's so funny. It's so funny that it is so important... I haven't seen anybody else talking as much about their religion as you do about yours."
Lee: "That's why he's in therapy. $65 a session... These guys who get into the business and just can't handle it..."
Jenna: "I think we all need a little therapy."
Luke: "What sort of boss are you Jenna?"
Jenna: "I'm really nice. I have such a hard time being mean. Everybody out there is probably going, yeah, right. Because when I dance, I am a completely different person. You have to have the Jenna Jameson persona. You have to be rude. It just comes with the territory, when you're in that kind of environment. But when I'm in the office, I'm really really nice. And I have trouble ordering people around. So I'll have to get used to it. I've never worked in an office before."
Luke: "When are you marrying Teddy Fine aka Justin Sterling [with whom Jenna has been involved for most of the last three years]?"
Jenna: "That's a really good question. We had the wedding planned for September but ClubJenna.com has been such hard work. It's craziness. I've not had a second's rest. So we've had to push the wedding back. It will have to be after the first of the year. But I know he's mine. I'm not worried about it."
Jenna also discussed doing her first interracial scene. Her partner in that will probably be her friend Mr Marcus.
Earlier in the show I got a call from "Leon Blumstein," who sought to unionize sex workers.
Leon: "There is no one who is beyond the pale - not the migrant farm workers, not the steelworker, not the secretary, not the sex workers. Organization is strength. Until the sex workers are unionized, they will continue to be cannon fodder for America's cultural wars. They will be literally spat upon, kicked and infected... And you know exactly what I am talking about, Mr Ford, because you've written about these problems."
Luke: "Yes, what about the problem of racial discrimination. Many of the leading white porn stars won't have sex with men of color. Could the union help bring about more racially open sex industry?"
Leon: "The bosses have tried to use the issue of race as a wedge to divide the working class from the beginnings of class consciousness... We are not going to permit the issue of race to divide us amongst ourselves."
Our next guest was Ron Levi aka Fantasyman, owner of Cybererotica.com and Voice Media and Webmasterlive.com, the channel I broadcast on Tuesday nights.
Luke: "What do you know about Yishai?"
Ron: "I've never met him. I've never talked to him. When dialers [a way to bill your internet subscriptions to your long distance phone bill] started up, he asked me if we were interested in using dialers. We weren't."
Lee: "I heard you were getting into gay content?"
Ron: "No. It's such a defined universe. It's a very affluent niche. You're not going to snow these guys. They know what they want. I don't profess to know what they want. We don't get into niches. I don't like to get into something that's limited like that."
Lee: "We want to thank you for giving us this show. You haven't gotten sued yet?"
Ron: "I've been waiting for Luke to get juicy. When I read his page, I go 'Ohmigod.' I thought I was really going out on a limb here when I extended the invitation to him [to do a radio show]. It's turned out to be an informative show... He's not afraid to ask tough questions. It hasn't turned out the way a lot of people told me...
Marc writes: luke--been listening to the show. well, i basically fast-forwarded to the jenna j. phase. for all her self-righteous statements about having her domain name co-opted, funny she never brought up that typing in cindeemargolis.com or sindymargolis.com would take you directly to clubjenna (not my research, this was mentioned on stern last week). quote of the year, however, was lee noga's question to jenna in response to that message board post: "are you jewish, darlin'?"
Osty writes: hi luke, first time I heard your live show and you got Jenna on the line. That interview was great. Im pretty sure the decision to run a high quality website on her own with all marketing herself was the best thing she could do. I even believe the movies she shoots for clubjenna would be selling better than many of her Wicked movies cause for many fans they have to much story. If she decides to release her first anal scene on VHS or DVD and make the same publicity like Wicked for Dreamquest - which is actually unpossible to promote a movie better - it will better selling than Dreamquest, for sure. Well, I hope she will at least sell the videos on her store besides the streaming videos...with a 56k connection and picture size like a stamp its not the true event.
Luke: I cruised over to the posting boards on MrWebReview.com and found this:
Mr Curious writes: Dear Jenna, You are still nice to Luke F-rd even after he published that HORRIBLE rumor about you from the Mr Marcus board. Why do you like him? I think he is the biggest jerk!
Porn star Eden Rae writes on MrWebReview.com: Trying to kill him with kindness maybe? (too bad you cant aim the kindness right between the eyes LOL)
OJ responds: Why? Could it be because he exposed the fact that you was married to a swastika loving racist? Even your ex-husband said you used the N word.
Eden Rae responds: Has it ever occured to you that my ex is a bitter little man that has nothing better to do than to attempt to defame me, because I left him?
FT writes Luke: Why do you waste web site space with her opinions. Who the hell is she to comment on anyone and what the hell has she ever done, not to mention when is the last time she did anything? She looks like a used up biker hag with a skunk streak on her head. I'd rather jerkoff to fag videos.
Jenna Jameson writes: I can't blame Luke F-rd for doing his job. He has always been cool to me. Plus, If I stopped talking to everyone who said something bad about me, I'd be sitting in my house like a hermit!
Chaim writes Luke: Screw all that webmaster crap. What your audience now wants you to explore, in depth, is the little jewel of information that this Lee person is a church going lesbian. Now THAT is a promising topic. Does Lee feel that the little wafer she eats at communion is LITERALLY the body of Christ once it goes down the gullet, or that the wine is LITERALLY the blood of christ? When did she last go to confession? Is she hot looking, or dyke-ie in appearance?
Lori Michaels writes: I have a televison crew from France at my house tomorrow. They are doing a 15 minute prime time special on me and my web site. Program goes out to over 10 million frenchmen. hehe
From a Salon.com profile of Brittany Spears: It's like the odd (and unacknowledged) reality of a movie like last year's "The Talented Mr. Ripley," a clearly gay romp marketed as a clearly hetero one; or the unending but also secretly marketed homoerotic appeal of a Brad Pitt or a Tom Cruise or the unspoken but inescapably odd institution of crooked-toothed but implanted-galore porn star Jenna Jameson in a reporter's spot on "E!" recently; or, cutting even closer to the chase, the way "no one will talk about porn but everyone rents it," as another adult film star recently told an interviewer on a "True Life" special on MTV.
Lesbos Ban Lesbos
THE Greek island of Lesbos, where female gay love was celebrated 2,600 years ago, is threatening to turn away 100 British lesbians planning a week-long beach party from Thursday. Click here: THE TIMES: FOREIGN NEWS:Lesbos threatens to ban British lesbians
Concerned writes: Lee Noga as the 'official lesbian' of l-keford.com how do you respond to this ban?
Luke Gets Mail
Dudley Moore writes: I agree with Prager there is a paradox here. In point of fact, Hugh Hefner capitalized on this narrowly sexual view of feminism and successfully made an empire out of this very paradox...women reclaiming their sexual power through sex work, imagine(!) thought Hugh. This is the peculiar and, in my view, regressive "feminism" of the sex industry.
My own sex research shows that female sex workers univerally regard their own sex work as "liberating", "empowering" and as "reclaiming their feminine sexual power", whatever that means(????) Terms like priestess and goddess abound, especially in lesbian circles, but shed no genuine light on the real issue as far as I can discern. Perhaps such bizarre and esoteric terms, as in lesbian art, are really just a transparent lesbian guise intended to keep their lesbian sexual eroticism and secrets safe from the lustful gaze of us heterosexual men...
Mdl writes: Forgive me, but sometimes your whole shtick gets so disingenuous - I can't help myself.
"Even my noblest actions come from a place inside of me that wants to manipulate others into giving me what I want -- love, nurturing, respect..."
You cannot expect anyone you respect to believe you desire these things -- when you have spent some years building a life that perforce excludes them.
Don't like your life? Stop bitching, flick the switch and walk away. It is that simple. It's not like you're getting anything you go on and on about wanting.
And what is the deal with this Peppy girl. When she reads the site, and she will, she's gonna feel 2 foot tall and stupid. Then what? She'll fall into your arms, overcome with lust and forgiveness? Yeah right. You believe that's gonna work. The Twilight Zone indeed.
Lynne writes: Luke is learning that he cannot manipulate others into giving him the love, nurturing and respect he wants, but that these gifts must be earned and/or given freely. When he tries to "act noble," (something I have never seen, by the way), it backfires. He gets dumped, because he gets called out for his false intentions. On the other hand, when he does accidentally behave like a gentleman and a hero, he receives what he needs out of nowhere.
All the hard work Luke has spent on building his evil character is going by the wayside as he mellows in his old age and realizes that, like the Jews about to enter the Promised Land, we do not receive what we "deserve" because we have been "good," or fail to receive it because we have been "bad." We just receive it is all. There is no way to earn good luck, and Torah teaches us that God enjoys selecting out the most humble of his children to receive good fortune just to bug those who believe themselves entitled to it.
Lukey told me just last week to "flick the switch" and change a really bad circumstance in my life, and I ripped him up for it, because if it were that easy, I wouldn't have been moaning on his shoulder and begging for his intervention. I would have flicked away, and told him about it afterwards.
Luke is actually getting everything he wants, and not getting that which he doesn't need -- namely some narrow-minded broad who is so unforgiving she can't accept him the way he is, but would have him be someone else to deserve her affection. Luke, if they don't crawl on their bellies toward you in the abject worship and adoration you deserve, you don't need 'em -- they ain't good enough for you. You need pep? I know a biker who will gladly sell you some crystal meth. You need love, respect and adoration? Stop casting your "pearls before swine." Follow your own advice, and give your heart to those who find it valuable merchandise knowing to whom it belongs.
Donedone@aol.com writes Luke: Isnt Curious your boy? One week hes talking about what the phone in your apartment looks like, the next day hes saying your site sucks. What does he expect? Porn people are keeping there s--- quiet ever since Sherriff Ford started busting there ass for s--- like AIDS. One thing though, you kinda went light on Max in the whole Olivia contoversy. I still think theres something there to dig up. Luke, lets roll up to the bunny ranch and use your connections to get us some ass. f--- it man, I am down. Sluts are good man. Either thailand or the bunny ranch. I know, you dont f--- on Shabbas. Thats cool, we will go on sunday.
Lynne writes: Just as I told Gene Ross many moons ago, Luke, that you were MY boy, I am telling you now: Curious is MY boy, too. You can't have him. Since I have yet to receive any gold-and-diamond Jewish themed jewelry from you for my birthday, I want Curious. Ever since you had your anal way with him in Sacramento, I have been waiting my turn to assuage his speculum-battered body with my honeyed words and ego-building sweet talk. I may not have a sense of humor of my own, but I will have Curious, even if I have to flatter him with promises of his own website (curious.com), a company account at the Bunny Ranch and his own TV show.
Steve Neece writes: Luke, here are my latest musings,some of which i already posted on Gene Ross' site but I think your readers deserve them as well.
The first deals with women who are what I describe as ARYAN WANNABE'S. These are woman of Jewish, Hispanic, Italian and southern European ethnicity who have bought into the idea that blondes have more fun and insist on being what nature never intended them to be. Do you think such an act shows a lack of self esteem or self hate? On most of them it looks laughably grotesque. One example is Joan Rivers,another is homophobe and anti porn zealot Dr.Laura Schlessinger. Watching a special on the good Dr. last nite it occurred to me she is also anally retentive and anorexic and either has clown taste in makeup or is the victim of horrible plastic surgery. What does Orthodox Judaism have to say about dye jobs? I would think they would view it as a form ethnicity denial. To carry this further, how many of the current crop of porno blondes do you think were born that way? Maybe thats why hairless genitals are so much the majority. Hide the evidence. Up until the mid 80's most of the porn ladies wore their natural bushes with pride as a sign of realness as opposed to the airbrushed nudes of the past. I would love to see a real bush again to remind me of my (relatively) happy youth.
I must say I was impressed by Ruby's articulate defense of sex work. I am pleased that more articulate performers continue to come forth. I have added Ruby's and Lori Michaels' names to this growing list. One thing that astonishes me about many sex workers is despite some of them enduring terrible abuse from many sources they have undimmed faith in the existence of love and happiness. Luke, do you ever feel ashamed that Lynne, who has certainly suffered many times the misfortunes in life than you have, has so much greater love and compassion spirit than you do? Kendra Jade continues to grow.
Another irony is that loneliness is prevalent on both sides, both fans and performers,and that many performers use fans to ease this. I think embraces are so common because both feel the unstated need to touch and be touched as a reality check. I think some give out so many hugs & kisses at conventions that their arms and ribcages must ache the next day. The more accepting they are of each other the better off both will be.
Lynne writes: Steve, I remember being a teenager on the beaches of Orange County, wanting to bleach and iron my hair so's I could look like Michelle Phillips. For a few, all too brief years in the sixties, natural beauty was acceptable. To go further back, into the early part of the previous century, small, dark voluptuous women were considered sexy when sexy was evil, and Aryan Gibson Girls represented wholesome womanhood.
Luke refuses to supply me with the Torah reference that says "tattoos are evil" but "nose jobs are good." And I never thought that the fad for hairless genitalia was more to hide one's natural brunette status, but more to hide one's maturity in this post feminist age, when women demand orgasms and girls are too inexperienced to know bad sex when they are confronted with it. Your "bush vs. airbrush" reference is good.
My current celibate state discourages me from preparing my genitals just in case I should be unable to resist the lure of casual sex. I shall either have to be excused long enough to vanish into the bathroom with razors, depiliatories and hedgeclippers to remove a considerable amount of body hair, or prepare for a long engagement, so my prospective sex partner can get used to the idea of a real woman under the mammalian foliage.
Luke is constantly ashamed that I manage to persevere against all odds, and that although he has been gifted with beauty, brains and family, he achieves very little and relies on everyone else for his achievements. He spends hours in temple praying to be gifted with my strength, and spends the equivalent of my entire monthly budget on pseudo mental and medical therapies in hope of a quick fix.
Sex workers are so continually exposed to the paucity of the human condition in the absence of love and happiness that they are well aware it is often only their simulated versions of both which keep their customers from total despair. Kendra Jade is young and will grow...far beyond Luke, who prefers women he can delude with a persona he can only briefly maintain.
Steve, you wisely recognize the traditional bond performers and their fans, or, for that matter, hookers and their johns have maintained for time immemorial. This is one of the reason AVN, gonzo and people like Max Hardcore bother me so much: they make the whole delicate dance of pseudo-bonding into viciousness and hate. I acknowledge my loneliness, as Luke does his. We are both imperfect people, who haven't necessarily a clue as to how to more deeply connect with the rest of our species. But after Max Hardcore has reamed and pissed on a woman, does she reach out to her beloved fans with hugs and kisses? And do they cherish her surrogate sexuality? Which one of us really wants to tenderly caress Mila's ravaged anus with our tongues? Or lick away Olivia's piss-tainted tears?
DogofWar writes: Luke, In a recent Randy West video, he comments that he would come in the girl if only she were on birth control. Are there lots of porn chicks who don't use birth control? I know that most of the guys in porn pull out, but wouldn't the fear alone of carrying Ron Jeremy or TT Boy's Neanderthal Baby merit the $30 per month investment in birth control pills? What porn stars have children "from the business"?
Luke: Many porn girls are careless with birth control and some get pregnant. Many abort.
John writes: On Tuesday (Sep. 12th) I read the remarks of various folks including Miss Kendra Jade on the topic femininity drifting to Britney Spears' appearance on the MTV awards. Britney looked so yummilious.
I agree with Miss Jade that Spears is a role model for girls in this country (perhaps unwillingly). But I ask this: At what point does she stop? Just look at the video "Ooops I Did It Again," it looks like she's starring in a VCA flick. And now this MTV event. She appears to be trying to shed her teeny-bop rep for something definitely more adult. Jeez, her name, "Britney Spears" sounds so porno. What did you expect? Didn't Spears hire xxx director Gregory Dark to direct a music video for her? Should she be blamed for changing her image?
Growing up I didn't have any role models, didn't need them. I am my own person, not a copy of another. What does she need to do? Place an ad in the papers declairing that she has left her Mickey Mouse days behind, please move on to another role model. Sex and music has been going on for as long as music has existed. I'm pretty sure that the first caveman who got a beat off some rocks and bones got lots of nookie. Not much as change. It's a powertrip. Britney is flexing her muscles and why not?
Music is sex, passion. Granted, in the early days of Rock lots of metaphors were used instead of saying the obvious. Listen to Rap, things have changed, but still remain the same. Miss Jade you can't say that when you're dancing on stage, throbbing beat in the background, you don't have us guys eating out of the palm of your hands and loving it. We're idiots. This is what I see Britney doing, evolving. She got the assets.
I have the solution! Have the MTV awards and other high media broadcasts labeled with an R rating. Keep kids from watching their stars doing things us adults want to see. I would love to see Britney do Playboy or Penthouse, but I'm sure people would go crazy saying that Spears is setting a bad example. Most missing the point, that it's an ADULT magazine, not for children.
I totally agree with Rumdar, kids today are not getting corrupted, they already are. Just look at all the fashion magazines girls read (I have sinned) the images look more like Vivid photo shoots. America is slowly embrassing its own sexuality. Just as a side note, on the MTV awards, how many children were in the audience? I suspect none, so it WAS an adult show.
Yes, I can understand Miss Jade's position. Did anybody see Nicole Eggert's film, "The Demolitionist" (have it on Laser Disc)? In it Eggert plays a robocop of sorts in an alternate reality. Eggert is such a living teddy bear. In the film there is a hostage situation. Eggert saves the captives and punishes the baddies. I found something very troubling in that scene. One of the hostages was little girl who looked like she was wearing lingerie. The kid must have been less than 11, that's not right and should not have been there. Shame on the director, other than that, its a good popcorn flick.
As for J.D. Considine, boy bands don't act sexy because guys don't look at other guys. Women DO look at other women. 'N Sync, 98 Degrees and Backstreet Boys already sound so gay, them acting sexy would just add fuel to that flame.
Today's Questions, Tomorrow's Judgment
Chaim Amalek writes: Have you ever eaten of the flesh of a living animal? [LF: No]
Would you, if offered twenty million dollars to do so? [LF: Yes]
Is eating blood the same as eating flesh? [Dunno]
Is performing oral sex on a woman while she is a needah [menstruating] the same as eating the flesh of a living animal? [Dunno]
May circus geeks enter the kingdom of heaven? My geeks enter the kingdom of heaven? [Yes]
Tomorrow: The Ten Commandments - Which of these still makes sense for our fast paced hurly-burly society? [LF: All of them.]
Kid Quasar
Email: Hey Luke. I wanna introduce myself to the industry. My name is Kid Quaser, the hippest, dopest, lipstick wearing, prancing, cross-dressing, funky fresh new director. My s--- is dope! I'm revolutionicing the cross-dressing jonra. I'm making it hip to be a he-she. My videos are gonna make it wicked cool to wear lawngeray if your a dude. I just hope the critics are ready for this. I think the AVN reveiw system sucks. That s--- is fixed. Quaserman was right and I agree that Mark Kernes is a big fag who takes XXX as kickbacks for good reviews. f--- that s---, man. I'll keep posting my Kid Quaser rants and my Kid Quaser website should be up soon. Peace, dude. I'm out.
Luke: I know of no evidence that Mark Kernes takes kickbacks. He strikes me as a free speech idealogue who would not take bribes.
Porners - Choose Wisely
Porners are faced with many difficult choices. Interracial or no interracial? Anal or no anal? D cup implants or FFF cup implants? Ron Jeremy scene or No Ron Jeremy scene? Golden Retriever or German Shepherd? Eliza or PCR DNA? Gene Ross or Luke F-rd? But the choice between eternal life or damnation is the most critical of all. Porners, which do you choose? Click here: The Choice
Today's Lynne's Birthday
Please join the staff of l-keford.com in wishing frequent contributor, former pornographer, and current veterinary student, Lynne L-patin a very Happy Birthday. Congratulations Lynne. Now blow out your candle. (Ironically today is also Dave Hardman's birthday too.)
Porn Star Lies
Patrick Riley writes on RAME: Voyager, I don't know how you'll feel about this but I was devastated. Pamela lied to us! Imagine that: a porn performer who lies! Pamela appeared in More Dirty Debutantes #129 on 2/10/00 where she wears a knit cap to cover her baldness. When she takes it off so that Ed (and we) can take a look-see, her hair is very short and looks like it was cut with a pair of hedge clippers. She won't masturbate for Ed but he does screw her during which she actually sounds like she enjoys the sex. No fake moaning. No condoms and it ends in a belly cum shot. Of course it is a bit hard to get aroused when the person you're screwing looks like a sailor.
Net Gossip
Skitz writes on Adultnetsurprise.com: Some of you know I used to have a celebrity (http://www.girls2die4.com) site... I had over six CDs of content. Steve Easton and I wrangled for a couple of years before I finally realized it was in my best interest to take the stuff down.
Well, one day, while I was working at CEN, I happened to mention to Fabian that I used to have a celebrity site. His face lit up, and he asked me if I still had the content. I said I did, and he told me that CEN was planning a celebrity site. He asked me if I'd be willing to sell them the content. I said, NO WAY this s---'s stolen, unlicensed content. He asked if I would give it to CEN in that case, and I said , Sure, why not. AND.... TrueCelebs.com was born.
They created a Dutch company to make it look like someone else owned it, and Kyle took my CDs and created a site out of it. I helped find the celebrity biographies and created the pages for the Daily Features. I was asked by John to sift through the content and pull out all the Playboy stuff, which I did... as best I could anyway. Since they're so certain that it's legal to do what they're doing, I've wondered why they have always lied about it. Marketing arrangement my ass!
Hey, that reminds me of a riddle: Q: How do you know when JoeE is lying? A: His lips are moving
I have the CDs here, in case anyone is interested in dusting them for prints ;))
Joe Elkind of CEN replies: Skitz worked on cencontent and was paid $1500.00 @ week. He quit because JB was a perfectionist. His roomate was hired and given $15.00 @ hour for processing images which I have 3 persons TWICE as fast as her. I moved her to customer service at $12.00 @ hour. Disgruntled employee... Look at the name Skitz;-) He is one of these guys that wants to be a "company owner". Little does he know the grief but just sees the rewards..... Your [Luke] on tonight on WebmasterConfessions.com at around 7:15PM your time...
Tattoos and the Torah
From: Ydfrankel@aol.com Yes, the Torah prohibits tattoos. Leviticus (19:28). No, this has absolutely no bearing on burial and a Jew with a tattoo may be buried in a Jewish cemetary. Sincerely, Yitzchok D. Frankel Click here: torah.org - The Judaism Site