Tuesday, September 12th, 2000
Ruby Is Happy At The Ranch
Porn star Ruby (a busty redhead) writes: Hi Luke, I've been hearing alot of controversy about my working at the [Bunny] ranch, and I've held my tounge until now. Noboby ever asked me about my glorious experience with legalized prostitution. I spent 5 years as active talent, and still consider myself active in the industry, much to some peoples chagrin, I'm sure!
Like many people, when I first entered the industry they were testing with the Elisa test, and we thought we were safe NOT USING CONDOMS!!! Then the bottom dropped out, HIV collided with the industry full force, as if to say, " HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE!!". I was caught in the middle. Evidently stupidity is still rampant! I went to the ranch because I didn't feel safe in the industry anymore. I did my reasearch on the ranch for a year, I never jump in to something unexplored, while barely keeping my head afloat in L.A.,making about a hundred dollars a night dancing, after the bar's cut. I didn't know for 6 months whether I was exposed ( It turns out I wasn't, but imagine the fear and doubt!) I also was never put on the quarantine list, and could have worked but didn't.
There are certain ignorant people who watch the Bunnyranch advertisements and look for who NOT to work with! What makes them think I would work with them? I don't know where they've been, in fact, I know how the industry people party!!! I'd be afraid that I'd get a yeast or bactieral infection and NOT be allowed to work at the ranch, which pays more incidenaly. In my active time in the industry, I contracted gonorrhea twice, asymptomatic chlamidia once, and numerous bactierials and yeast infections. I've not had these problems since being at the ranch, or would not be aloud to work! Girls in the industry think nothing about rinsing out discharge and working anyway, they don't want to lose money. Those who've been in the business as long as I have know this. I'm more comfortable with my clients who take good care of themselves and have alot less sexual partners than "working boys". I still have my favorite woodsmen, you know who you are, and my close friends who know me do not worry about my status.
I worry about what they might come in contact with. How many former actresses will be diagnosed with cervical and uterine cancers down the road from these minor infections everyone thinks of as the "porno flu". If talent is worried about me, they need to get the correct information from me! I will always make my own way, my own porn, my own vision of what my life is. You make movies about whores yet you fear what you yourselves are... YOU ARE IN HO DENIAL! Whores are gifted human beings who have the wisdom of the ancient temples and an unending capacity for love, affection and knowlage. Today's society has perverted this. It's the unjust laws based on the sexual repression of women which forces priestesses to walk the streets and be enslaved by abusive pimps, it's those laws that give them their power. The Greeks, the Romans, THE JEWS, were all slaves at one time, and women still are enslaved by laws that govern their bodies and until I can legally do what I wish with my body, including my vagina, ( which was mine last time I looked) all women are slaves.
Who is this ignorant pontificating Dudley Moore character who is so threatened by the life-giving power of females, he tries to justify female genital mutilation? A man like that should be euniched!! I hope he's cringing, turnabout is fair play, right? I vote for a matriarchy!
So Luke, when you have a question about being in a red-coller professional, which blankets all sexually related work,( Including your job!) find my number from a mutual friend and call me. Imagine the political lobbying power if all red-coller workers stuck together and created new smarter laws and more jobs! United we stand, divided we ALL fall! I'll stick up for your right to criticize me, if you stand up for my right to do what I want with my body! Deal?
Your favorite working girl, Ruby
P.S. Check out the book Sex Work, if you get a chance.
Chaim writes: That hooker who wrote in from the Bunny Ranch (?) is a breath of fresh air. Loved her discussion of vaginal discharges. Not the sort of thing we will ever see or hear discussed on MTV-like "Real World" shows, is it?
Curious writes Luke: I suppose it's all very biblical in a sense, but damn Luke you know a lot of whores! Why not go with Chaim's idea of pimpline.com? Rent a trailer in the Nevada desert. Stock it with porn stars. Throw a couple of sleeping bags on the floor and let Lynne run the damn thing. You can sit back in your kibbutz in Israel and collect your percentage. I know it's a 'tame' in Jewish law to pimp, but how else are you going to pull in the cash required to impress these JAPs you covet? So Ruby, are you interested in moving over to a kosher brothel? Click here: A Report on "Ruby" of The Moonlight Bunny Ranch. (Friday, October 08, 1999; GPI#0736)
John Douglas Deposed For Luke F-rd's Wild Animal Kingdom
A few weeks ago, John Douglas from TalkingBlue.com and I went on a triple date to the Hollywood Bowl (with XXX and her boyfriend YYY). John and his were under strict instructions not to bring up my website or pornography to my pure Peppy. We did let slip that my lawyers were going to depose John for a libel suit against me. Everyone wanted to know the details but we demurred.
Monday John, a friend of both Christi and I, got deposed by my lawyer in Pasadena. XXX's attorney Alan Gelbard also sat in as did I. Life in lukeland is surreal.
XXX has secured a protective order from our judge barring me from publishing stuff that we learn in discovery. So I can't reveal what occurred today.
On April 7, 2000, John Douglas signed a document that said on September 30, 1999, when John and I visited the Bates Motel on the Universal Lot where Psycho was shot, that I had said I didn't believe the woman in the doggie pictures on my site was XXX. That I had just posted the pics to stir up a reaction. That I didn't fear libel because I had libel insurance, and I didn't care about my libel insurance company and their thoughts on my risky "journalism."
In late August, the judge in our case ordered me to reveal the name of my source who gave me the pictures, video and information that led to my fateful publishing last September about Christi's frightening resemblance to a woman in a doggie video. I have consistently refused to name my source, as I had promised my source anonymity.
The judge has replied that she will sanction me if I don't reveal. And I won't reveal. This could mean anything from a summary judgment against me (so that the only matter for the jury to decide would be the damages I'd have to pay XXX) to a finding of malice in my publishing that led to the suit. Malice is an essential ingredient in proving libel. In other words, Lake appears in a strong position as we head down the home stretch to a trial scheduled for February next year.
Meanwhile, my team has the video in question in the hands of experts to determine if Christi is the unfortunate star of Luke F-rd's Wild Animal Kingdom. If the experts say it is Christi, then I would appear to be home free as truth is the best defense against accusations of libel. If the experts say it is definitely not Lake, then I am in trouble. If it is not clear, then it is not clear.
I seek the testimony of a witness believed to have information about this matter - Paul Ringuette, a Hells Angel biker who I last heard resided at the federal penitentiary in Sheridon, Oregon.
John Douglas writes in: "Lukey, Tsk, tsk, tsk. An error in your column today about the deposition. What sort of halucinagenic drugs were you on at the Bowl? YYY and Christi attending with us? I hardly think Mark or Maria looks like either John or Christi. I think this case is weighing so heavily on your mind these days that you are seeing XXX wherever you look. Lukeland, indeed. By way of the Twilight Zone, no doubt."
Luke Hears the Call of the Shofar
Since arriving back from Israel, I've been getting up at six in the morning and going to shul (synagogue) to pray the morning service (shacharit), put on tifillin, and study a page of Talmud (Day Yomi). I'm back in the evening too for more prayer and Torah study.
Every morning during this Hebrew month of Ellul, we have someone in the shul blow the shofar (ram's horn) to call us to repentence.
The last time I davened (prayed) regularly was two years ago. But the sound of shofar every morning so scared my tawdry soul, I quit praying every morning and instead lost myself in my sins.
This morning, after prayers, I visited my homeopathic doctor. She based her remedy for me (snakes venom) in part on this huge burden of sin that I carry around. She asked me more specifically what was my present burden of sin.
I related how I was almost in tears Sunday morning listening to a rabbi talk on repentance. The last few weeks, I've constantly felt on the edge of tears, and not just because of Peppy.
I told the doctor that it was my keen sense of how sin pervades all my motives. Whatever I do, be it Torah study or porno study, is driven by a desire for attention and honor. Even my noblest actions come from a place inside of me that wants to manipulate others into giving me what I want - love, nurturing, respect...
Tonight I attended a class in kaballa (Jewish mysticism) and sat by an ex-girlfriend who knows of my site. The rabbi spoke about the unity of God and problem of evil. If everything in this world came from God, then how come the Torah classifies so much of this world as 'tame'.
Tame is very difficult to translate. It is the same word that the orthodox rabbi used on me on April 13, 1998, when he asked me not to come back to his synagogue, my favorite in LA, as long as I wrote on porn. He said it was 'tame.'
Tonight the rabbi explained that things that are tame are so impure and yukky that one should flee from then. You should run away as fast as possible.
I immediately thought of pornography.
M ex turned to me and smiled ruefully. She was thinking the same thing. That I write on porno is the reason she never introduced me to her parents.
Marc Putative writes: people want blood and gore (and i don't mean al) from their websites. a brutal business. that's what made LF.com legendary in its time. if luke wants quick publicity, though--and if the sponsor has flaked out on the funds--he will swear off covering porn ... at least for t'shuva [return to God] season. (which means stop at sundown sept. 22 right through yom kippur oct. 9.)
Which is Worse - Lashon Hara or Getting Laid by Porn Stars?
Chaim Amalek writes Marc: "The site has run out of some steam of late. What happened to the old blood feuds that made LF.com the must read that it once was, or the casual assertions of beastiality, drug use, and insanity? Worse, it seems that some of the previous characters who appeared on his site and his site alone just are not pulling their weight these days (the lazy bastards).
"I think that both from a practical point of view and a religious point of view Luke has gone about this all wrong. The former in that he has not turned this into anywhere near the cash cow that it might have become; the latter in that it would have been less offensive to judaism had he used this site as a vehicle for getting laid than as a platform for lashon hora. (Marc, do you agree that lashon hora is worse than getting laid by a bunch of porn stars, in the spiritual sense? Think about it - who is harmed by each act?)"
Marc replies: there is definitely a fire-and-brimstone anti-lashon hora strain emerging--maybe it's been there all along, but i saw my first awake-like pamphlet that asserted as much, claiming the people of israel are being systematically destroyed by it. but i don't imagine all secular jews ceasing from their gossipy ways will lure moshiach back in action. definitely, if luke made a concerted effort to only write nice things about porn starlets--like their receipt of lasik surgery and such--he'd be on the right track and make a profound statement about repentance.
Chaim Amalek writes: The Juden of LF.com now agree that your neshama [soul] (if not your immune system) would be in better stead if you concetrated on screwing porn stars instead of publishing lashon hora [gossip and slander] that is hurtful to them. And you would have more fun, too! More fun would make you a better catch, so that even the Japsters of the world might begin to think they are missing out by not letting you have their way with them!
Now wait a minute there Marc, if it is a sin for Luke F-rd to put out this web site, how is it OK for us? I say that rather than drop the site, he spend the days leading up to the days of awe substituting personal carnality for lashon hora. A sin, possibly, but less so than gossip.
Regarding the loathsome Ron Perlman's divorce, the better strategy for his ex would be do admit her conversion was a sham, in which case her daughter is not jewish under the jewish law RP purports to follow. This would knock the legs out of his anti-christian argument against the ex.
PS Regarding writing for Luke, I would expect to be paid in some manner - not money, mind you. Alas, Luke has never shown any inclination to pay Chaim Amalek (TM) for his many contributions to the web site. He would not even set me up with Peppy after she dumped him. I am optimistic that Hustler Magazine will not prove to be so parsimonious.
Marc replies: i'm not sayin' we would write lashon hora about porn stars for luke. i mean, where would we get that kind of information from? i mean we should be feeding him these sorts of dissertations and inspiring deeper debate. the porn stars vs. pop stars thread would fit that bill just fine. i will confess, however, to having enjoyed over the past day my free copy of the christina aguilera spanish album--those oversaturated bubblegum songs always sound much more alluring en espanol, i think.
Chaim Speaks The Truth
Curious writes: Chaim is correct! The site has been losing steam ever since your Israel trip. I think most of your readers would agree that lately, living vicariously through you is almost as boring as living our own feeble lives. We (your readers) demand action! Could you maybe get your ass beaten up, nail a porn star (male or female), get forcibly ejected from a porn function or something? I miss the old Confrontational Luke of yesteryear.
Do you feel that hot breath on the back of your neck, Luke? It's Gene Ross, Luke. He's getting ready to pass you by....
Zoe's Weekend
Sin City contract girl Zoe writes: I arrived in San Diego, CA Friday afternoon for the Action Sports Retailer Convention. It was packed and I had a great time. Besides a few famous surfers and skateboarders(who I can't relate to) being there, I met the actress who played Nancy in 3 of the Nightmare of Elm Streets, Eric(Ponch) from Chips, and a two time Oscar winner of special effects make-up. They were all really nice and friendly. Rockin Jellybean(the creator and designer of the Barba Rockets) was there and he was very excited. There are talks of an independent film for the action figures, I guess like the Power Rangers LOL, which I might play one of the girls. They are also talking about an animated version, which I might be doing the voice as well. So as you can see things are going great with me. I also have an audition for a beer commercial today. I will let you know later this week the outcome. You will be able to see more pics of my past weekend plus many others on www.xxxzoe.com.
Gossip
Judge Ware DENIED Stephen Michael Cohen's Motion to Dismiss (the entire Kremen case over sex.com) from the bench this morning. The case is moving forward!
Leanna Hart will appear at the Electric Blue Cafe in Tolland, CT starting Wed 9/13 thru Sat 9/16.
A porner writes: "WARNING ::: Electric blue is NOTORIOUS for the manager flaking when payday comes around. they almost never pay their features and were BANNED from having features for a long time. i dont know who is booking this club now, but it is more likely charly frey or marty foyer ...as lee network or any of the other "classier (if there are any)" agents would NEVER represent this club to their most important clients: their girls."
The October issue of AVN Online weighs in at 350 pages, the most ever. About 90% of the content is advertisements.
Technical editor of AVN Online, Ken Michaels, writes: Luke, Re: your assertion that "about 90%" of the October issue of AVN Online consists of advertising, there are in fact 167.5 pages of editorial content in the mag vs. 203.5 pages of ads.
Partial pages -- a single page that's half-ad half-editorial, or 1/3-ad 2/3-editorial, etc. -- are part of the formula; do the math and you'll find that's roughly 45% editorial vs. 55% ads -- better than most mags you'll find on the newsstand. My guess is you made your assumption based on the first 2/3 of the mag, where advertising content is much more prevalent.
Ordinarily I wouldn't complain, especially about an item you've categorized as "gossip," but the Editorial and Art folk here worked our collective asses off on this issue -- and the fact that you noticed so many of the ads means that the advertising folk, too, did their part with placement. We just want credit where it's due.
Luke replies: What about the AVN video magazine?
Ken replies: I'm no longer directly involved in writing/editing AVN, so I don't have their numbers in front of me -- I'd have to flip through a copy to figure it up, and well, sorry, I'm not gonna do it. Based on my past experience, I *think* you'll find that, like AVN Online, AVN is around 40-60 or 45-55, but I could be mistaken.
Luke writes: Premiere, in their piece on the AVN awards two years ago, wrote that the mag was 90% advertising.
Ken replies: That's probably the "20-80" (or whatever the actual ratio was) issue that I'm thinking of; I believe the Premiere writer(s) had attended the AVN Awards that year (January 1998?) and understandably but erroneously based their assessment of AVN's "typical" editorial vs. ad content on that particular issue.
Ken writes again: Sorry... re: my last reply, I meant to say "the '20-80' issue that YOU are thinking of -- not that I'M thinking of (I need to get more sleep). I never checked the numbers, but Premiere may have been correct about that particular issue -- then again, they may have just flipped through it. Obviously, if anyone has a burning desire to figure it out, (s)/he can do a page count on their own.
Bare midriffs, panties and belly rings
Dudley Moore writes: Let me express myself on the relatively recent fad of bare midriffs, panties and belly rings. I believe the meta-message the girls are sending is "Look, my belly is flat, I won't get pregnant, and since you can see my panties, you know that I know that sex is just for fun, not babies. That means you know that I'd be a cool girl to have a relationship with, so that I can thereby have value to my other girlfriends. After all, I wouldn't want to lose the chance for a relationship with a boy just because I seem unavailable for sex. And my girlfriends would think I was a social nobody if I didn't have a boyfriend or sex, since I'd have nothing interesting to talk about." I really believe this is the social content. In fact, before the pill, women used to base their value as women on their ability to get pregnant. Now, young women value their flat bellies and ability to remain sterile, often for at least a decade after reaching adulthood. The world is getter ever faster and more anonymous, Luke, with nothing to slow it down! DO SOMETHING!!!!
Luke: I heard Dennis Prager today comment on the rash of female athletes posing nude. And the near nude antics of Brittany Spears at the Emmys. Prager said that feminism has robbed women of ways to be feminine by denying the basic differences between men and women. So women are reduced to showing off their anatomical differences with men to prove their femininity. Traditionally, women have demonstrated femininity through more subtle means, such as virtue, chastity, propriety, empathy, etc.
Kendra Jade writes: I agree.
Xtrovert writes: Luke, I saw your post about Prager's comments regarding women athletes posing nude. Check out this site from Canada: http://www.nordicnudes.com
That's our women's Olympic cross country ski team. Beauty, eh? How'd ya like to pour maple syrup all over those fine Canuck amazons and lick it off? In fact, maple syrup baths are one of our national traditions here in the great frozen north. The sap starts running in early Spring, so book your trip now!
Rumdar writes: Luke... Dudley Moore comes up empty in his explanation concerning bare midriffs and belly rings. Flat stomachs? Not necessarily. Fun geezer that I am, a Filipina honey and I attended the recent AC/DC concert here in H-town. They have a wide range of fans. Many look like trailer park dwellers. I saw bare midriffs and belly rings galore. Most of the woman with the belly rings were sporting guts that would rival Ron Jeremy. No place else but Texas.
J.D. Considine writes: You write: "And the near nude antics of Brittany Spears at the Emmys." Um, aren't you thinking of the MTV Video Music Awards, where she wore a tear-away back suit over a sheer top and jeans?
Luke: I'm not sure. I just heard about it and it offended me.
Kendra Jade writes: YES it WAS the mtv awards.but believe me honey those werent jeans she was wearing.she wore a nude colored , see thru nylonish material catsuit.with her nipples covered only by rhinestores and only a thong under neath. nude colored as well. and even as someone who does porno , i found it very offensive!!!! why? because SHE represents the youth of this country.she is the role model to my little sisters., aged 11 and 13.they long to be like/look like/ dress like her....because thats what they think is ok for teenage girls and thats how they think they are supposed to look! and you know what? i may make f--- flicks , but i am not a role model to the youth.ours is an adult only buisness.her music and marketing is TARGETED to our youth.and i think it f---ing sucks.
Chaim writes Marc: KJ made a very good point - BS is more of a threat to the moral development of teens than is a porn star because they look to BS for cues on what is acceptable, and not to porn stars. Why not turn this into an article - porn stars vs. pop stars, which is the more baleful influence on the young?
Rumdar writes: Luke.. What an unlikely pair of conservatives, Kendra and Chaim. Not since Ronnie and Nancy has there been such a fun couple bent on saving the youth of America. Actually I see them more as Jim and Tammy Faye. Bet they are both voting for Junior George as well. And isn't Chaim always complaining you never fix him up with a piece of porno tail when he visits LA? As for the youth of America....Take your mind blinders off you reformists you. They are not being corrupted, they are already corrupted. Why purchase a Kendra Jade calendar for instance, when you can see the real thing at any junior high? Hey Chaim...remember, Just Say No.
J.D. Considine writes: I agree absolutely. It's also worth wondering why the boy bands ('N Sync, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, etc.) come off wholesome and romantic, while the girl acts (Britney, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson) feel obliged to sex it up. My guess would be that the only way women -- be they singers, athletes, actors or authors -- can make a mark on our media-intensive society is by playing the sex card. Which is sad, very sad. It almost makes porn seem wholesome for being so straightforward...
Lynne writes: "Traditionally, women have demonstrated femininity through more subtle means, such as virtue, chastity, propriety, empathy, etc."
Traditionally women have demonstrated femininity through such subtle means as submitting to men to their own detriment, allowing themselves to be beaten, disavowing rights to vote and to own property and enduring multiple pregnancies and childbirth unto death.
Virtue, chastity, propriety and empathy are traits of quality humanity, of both sexes, silly. Having and displaying a flat belly is a sign of emancipation: I will chose my own moment for pregnancy. I will retain this flat belly until I choose to allow it to grow big with child. I will choose the seed with which I conceive.
Luke, when I first sought your references (circa September, 1998, at VCA), I was told you were a monster, a demon. A liar and soul destroyer, who lived to wound and hurt. A scourge to the industry. Someone to be taken down and destroyed. Certainly someone who should not be allowed to damage my beloved porn business any further.
Hmm, I thought. But he's such a pretty Jew-boy. Could such a pretty boy really be so evil? And then, when I finally got "on line" myself and had a look at your work, I saw that despite a tendency to excess and malice, you actually had a well-thought-out position regarding the porn business that meshed with my own in a great many ways.
For better or worse, dear, despite my sordid surroundings, I have always tried to be ethical and good. I try to be honest and truthful, often to my own detriment within the industry, but with you, always. I came at you with a pure heart and the cleansing weapon of love. Love for porn, love of self, and, after months of friendship, love for you.
Could it be that I have tamed the dragon with the purity of my love, Luke? Have I pulled your dragon teeth and quenched your fiery breath, dear? Perhaps you no longer find joy in malice and hurt because that would cost you my respect, which I know you value.
I always did want my love to heal you, but I had hoped it would be for my own personal reward. Silly, selfish me. Still, if good has come of it, I have been right to love you as long and as deeply and as intensely as I have. Not good for your devoted readers, maybe, but good for your eternal soul as well as your brief passage on this earthly plane. You may not be as full of evil and sin as you believe, Luke, and that may be the conflict that is troubling you.
Maybe you are healing and finding yourself losing direction, as the "dark side" no longer holds its magnetic appeal. Maybe my love and devotion have ruined you for gossiping and scandal-mongering forever, darling, and I am to blame for your boredom and disinterest with your work, and ultimately for the destruction of l-keford.com.
Perhaps it is my love for you that has caused you to turn away from the path of perdition and to blaze a new trail born of growth and maturity, and love, and can begin to think about the pursuit of an honorable profession, pleasing your family and scoring with higher quality chicks.
Where's The Justice?
Curious writes: This sucks! Luke publishes ex-porn star Brandy Alexandre's real name. Her employer, Forest Lawn Mortuary, finds out and fires her. Brandy sues and eventually gets a prime cash settlement. Now Brandy can afford laser eye surgery and all sorts of luxuries with her law suit money; while the man most responsible for her windfall, Luke F-rd, languishes in his sleeping bag. Where is the justice in this world?!?!
Brandy Alexandre replies: Just what makes you think Luke isn't getting his "piece?" ;) I have not been spending money on luxuries--luxuries are for small minds and fragile egos. As you can tell, I didn't even spend anything on outward appearances. What I did was for ME, and what will enhance MY life and enable me to enjoy so many other things for a much longer period of time, rather than frantically spending to enhance a fading facade on which some have placed their entire self-worth and expected income. What I have will last a lifetime. Oh, and I gave some to my attorney, but still, it's not about a luxury--it's a right! I'm working on a project that a little bit of cash has enabled me to undertake. The funny thing is, the target is the person who facilitated it. How's THAT for Karma! :) You're likely to see tell of it showing up on l-keford.com any day now...
When I Was 14, I Hoped That One Day I Would Have A Girlfriend
Sergio writes: When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
When I left school, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now 40 and am looking for a girl with very big tits.
Mr Marcus Played Pro Ball?
From MrMarcus.com:
On 9/11/100 22:34 scott wrote: > marcus is it true that you were a a pro football player <
On: 9/12/100 06:55 Howard Cosell wrote: Marcus did play for the Raiders back in '91, but was cut because he would jack off on the ball whenever he made a touchdown. The rest is history.
Mr.Marcus writes: actually it was the cheerleaders. It started with the ball and progressed to the girls with the pom poms. Ever see Inner City Cheerleaders, Woodburn.??
Jack Chick vs The Demon Rum
Can an alcoholic kill his wife, neglect his children, and still be saved from eternal damnation? Read today's Jack Chick Christian comic and see. Note: To LF.com readers who are alcoholic, spouse abusing, child neglecters. This is not to be construed as permission to continue your wicked ways! Click here: Happy Hour
Gidday Aussie
Mike writes: Hi Luke, what an amazing website. You'd better thank Kim Chambers for the link on her site to yours. I have found the bio's that I read unreal and the photos etc cool.
Mate I live in Perth were did you grow up in Oz. I have to ask you is that true and I mean for real about Angelica Fox and Kerry Packer? I mean I have never heard of him with her before. He dropped $12 million in Vegas the other day, who gives a s---. f--- I do. I see people have slapped a few law suits on you, don't you worry about those things? and what are the outcomes ?
Kerry, I should remind you, is still Australia's richest man. But ain't his son married to a babe!!! Bastard.
Do you know what has happened to Dusty Busty and the Fantasy Cafe website, it's like disappeared into the either. I would be grateful if you could let me know.
What has happened to Lisa Lipps lately. I get her news letter and she has moved and been living with her mum (mom) etc. Is Rocki Roads married to that ugly old dude with the end of his dick tattooed? Sorry for all the questions but the answers are hard to find.
We had the Club X Sexpo here a few weeks back and Serenity came down for it. Bree Maddox Penthouse Pet of the year was also here. You probably wouldn't have heard of Mick Malloy but he made this movie like Priscilla Queen of The Desert. It's about two guys (Tony Martin) touring around the place in a VW camper van. Well a mate of there's can do weird things with his dick, it's X rated and bloody funny. They showed it at the Sexpo.
Enrique Iglesias Frolicks With Porn Star
From EntertainmentWeekly.com:
Enrique Iglesias, who once joked to a journalist that he was a virgin, takes a badass Kid Rock-like turn in his next video ''Sad Eyes,'' which features the Latin pop hunk frolicking with 19 year old adult video star Cassidey. The clip, which will hit MTV and VH1 by the end of the month, follows Enrique's obsession with the self described ''porn chick,'' whose doleful mug he spots in magazines, on TV, and on his computer screen. His softcore stalking comes to an, um, climax when boy finally meets up with girl and they get nekkid in a see through bathtub.
''It's a total makeout scene,'' Cassidey tells EW.com. ''We look like we're really gettin' it on.''
Some industry observers think this steamy on camera fandango will give Enrique's clean cut image a fresh edge, especially since he's one of the first pop acts to go the ''porn star cameo'' route. ''It'll help him appeal to a demo that he hasn't traditionally gotten before,'' says Simon Glickman, senior editor at the music trade Hits. Teenage guys who've dismissed the 25 year old son of Julio as ''that pretty boy who all the chicks like'' may now start thinking ''he's the man.''
Session
Start: Tue Sep 12 15:44:06 2000
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Now talking in #live
<pitbull>
what happens most times is more and more people will file in when they
hear something really outrageous
<pitbull>
the people in the chatroom usually represent about 1/3 of the people
actually listening
<spanno>
I'm getting a bit sick of this porn biz
<spanno>
just 24
<heather>
dan, it's cause you keep getting mixed up with the thugs in this biz.
<heather>
I still find this biz fascinating
<heather>
netpond as an entity is not involved [in TrafficInc] the last time I
heard.
<DiamondJim>
Gump should stick to voice media...he doesn't sound nearly as moronic
as his posts prove he is
<DiamondJim>
No, FetishCash can afford to pay per signup, not 50/50 recurring
<fm>
xxxsurvivor site will be at hedonism III in montego bay
<OB_Rox>
COYOTE's been trying to unionize prostitutes for years
<heather>
it's the aflcio...jesus.
<p0rno0man>
we need to unionize crack dealers.. prices are going out of control
<wld>
can ya just see the union rep on set....making sure all the rules are
maintained..hehe
<Taz>
OH GAWD, Not the jewish thing again
<DiamondJim>
I didn't know that dick was dangerous! It's not my fault!
<fm>
brad - aren't you a former porn star also - you have warts - right?
<p0rno0man>
the movies add 10 inches to you..
<DiamondJim>
Somebody protect me from unsafe facials!
<OB_Rox>
Exactly how do you unionize workers whose jobs remain illegal?
<heather>
what the f--- does this have to do with webmastering?
<PaulH>
warts are a french rubber in disguise
<DiamondJim>
Force them! There should be no choice in the human condition!
<p0rno0man>
this is the best show since the last guy about "jews in porn"
that guy at least wrote a book
<fm>
it always gets down to religion
<DiamondJim>
Union rules specify no dildos over 12"! Put Forest out of business!
<Taz>
Lee, don't offend the wiccans, just the jews, okay
<DiamondJim>
First Commies, now religion?
<sharkysr>
I've been a nudist for 18 years, and there is nothing like it...
<p0rno0man>
brad make sure you say ALLEGEDLY!! ON EVERYTHING ;)
<fm>
brad works that netpond board like a fine fiddle :-) LOL
<M_Train>
luke-i asked nina hartley if she liked you
<heather>
do people like luke?
<M_Train>
and surprise! she says you're bad for the industry
<fm>
luke just echoes the industry without holding back
<stalin>
i'd be careful what you say luke... your olds house in cooranbong might
VANISH!
<fm>
brad's been bittin' by the 'post bug'
<Kimmykim>
maybe one should realize that the audience for this show probably is
webmasters....
<fm>
pornoman - we've had this conversation before - if you would try the
program you would see you make more than a paid trial
<heather>
if it's crooked, serge is there
<Snikks>
It is a shame that this biz has that sad side to it!
<OB_Rox>
Leon wants to unionize hookers, whose profession is still illegal here
<slammer>
wow more of greg bashing, live on the air! good s--- let me get a beer
<heather>
snikks, please, most of this industry has that side to it
<OB_Rox>
I knew NOOF was going down 2 years ago
<stalin>
oh f---.. being australian in this biz is gonna be like be a nazi...
stop picking on us Brad..
<stalin>
i'm just stalin luke... just a webmaster... not jewish... i am ozish
though... i've been to brisbane.. hehehehe
<TalibanPornMafia>
Luke, screw the web s---. I
want to hear more about that woman Lee in church.
<TalibanPornMafia>
Does lee believe in transubstantiation?
<TalibanPornMafia>
Luke, tell us about your upcoming gig in North Korea
<Blatt_Bros>
Luke, Money talks and wealth whispers...FM whispers....
<p0rno0man>
as long as jonathan wasnt in charge of billing he should be ok!
<TalibanPornMafia>
Jonathon Silverstein . . . Seth Warshawsky.
These names sound zionist to me.
<heather>
what's with these neverheardofthesenewbdweebs in here?
<OB_Rox>
heather, they're luke's fans
<Taz>
they are Luke's peeps
<heather>
oh, figures.
<Commando>
just off for a bite to eat.. Brad greg is to busy getting ready to fry
your arse... just going for a bite to eat, see you in a few
<BradShawII>
if anyone should get fried it should be you guys with your slander and
use of our images without proper licenses
<Commando>
brad kiss my ass, you will be dealt with shortly... off for taco bell
<KB>
Are dialers good for the Jews?
<heather>
definitely more "f--- you" thieves than 3 years ago
<PaulH>
now they are a dime a dozen!
<p0rno0man>
i like serges quote about pissing up and not down
<heather>
and serge made me famous LOL
<TalibanPornMafia>
OK Luke, ask her if there is any truth to the rumor about her, Howard
Stern, and Mel Karmizon
<TalibanPornMafia>
Yes, race is the hot button to push.
Where is MrMarcus when you need him?
<Curious>
Jenna is just like poor Dennis Pager!
<Curious>
I'll sell jennajameson.com for one blow job, Jenna. ;-)
<TalibanPornMafia>
A blow job is just a blow job, but ownership of a URL lasts forever.
<Curious>
Jenna, Do you like lesbian
sex because it tastes great or less filling?
Lee?
<TalibanPornMafia>
Jenna, if we Taliban took over America and put an end to all pornographic
businesses, what would you do to pay the rent?
<TalibanPornMafia>
Jenna, what do you think of the current Newsweek story on race in america?
<Curious>
Jenna, Will you do a pictorial
with Lynne L-patin on your new site?
<TalibanPornMafia>
So Luke, is this woman your last friend among the active porn actresses?
<Curious>
That's a yes.
<KB>
Does Jenna like Jewish boys?????
<TalibanPornMafia>
She likes glatt kosher salami
<Curious>
Jenna, Will you auction off your labia like Houston?
<TalibanPornMafia>
What does your "big staff" do for you?
<TalibanPornMafia>
Luke, how big is YOUR staff?
<Curious>
Jenna will you 'pimp slap' Mexicans on your site?
<TalibanPornMafia>
Here is a great idea for an interracial she could do - a bunch of black
guys try to force themselves on her, but she beats them off with a staff.
<Curious>
Jenna, Bunny Ranch? When?
<TalibanPornMafia>
What does it cost to get laid at the Bunney Ranch? I am saving my nickels and dimes.
<TalibanPornMafia>
Fifty movies times ? guys /movie = how many guys?
<Curious>
How about artificial vagina sales?
How many units?
<TalibanPornMafia>
Luke, does this woman give you a little something on the side to play
nice with her?
<Curious>
I own JxExNxNxAxJxAxMxExSxOxN.com
Wanna buy it?
<Curious>
It's your vagina Jenna! Fight
for it!
<TalibanPornMafia>
What fraction of the expected life of this woman in porn is behind her?
<Curious>
Jenna, Why do you even
give Luke the time of day?
<TalibanPornMafia>
C'mon Luke, play the race card.
Or the jew card. Ask
her about Bush v. Gore, or Lieberman
<Curious>
Jenna, Should Luke persue Rabbinical study.
Your opinion is crucial.
<Curious>
Jenna. What is your opinion
of Curious.
<TalibanPornMafia>
You do therapy for 65/session?
Where, at the 7-eleven?
<Curious>
Take the $65 and get a hooker!
<Curious>
Luke gets it wholesale.
<TalibanPornMafia>
I don't know about that - 65/hooker will get you more than a hooker.
<Curious>
Jenna, Do you give your employees dildoes at Christmas?
<Hooper>
Jenna. When r u gonna come to Austin & Let me spoil you silly?
<TalibanPornMafia>
Is JJ in favor of affirmative action in the workplace?
<TalibanPornMafia>
How is this show helping you prepare for the days of awe, Luke?
<Curious>
Will the honeymoon be web cast?
<p0rno0man>
she shouldnt marry till after her site gets huge.. it will piss off
too many fans
<TDavid>
online wedding?
<Curious>
Will Sharon Mitchell be the best man?
<KB>
Great people
<Curious>
Lee is smitten!
<p0rno0man>
i think lee is flirting
<p0rno0man>
jenna its ok.. i wont have sex with a black man either
<Curious>
I sense a power play for Jenna between Luke and Lee.
<fm>
Lee will you mention the auction for angels - I forgot tot mention it
on the air
<TalibanPornMafia>
Are the people who are nailing you to the cross jewish?
<TalibanPornMafia>
Stick to your guns, Jenna. Nothing
wrong with racial self esteem
<TalibanPornMafia>
Mr. Stalin, what were you thinking when you signed that treaty with
Hitler?
<wld>
way to go on Auction for Angels heather..;))!
<Curious>
The auction is for the Luke F-rd Legal defense Fund.
<TalibanPornMafia>
TORAH FORBIDS THIS LUKE!
<johnip>
Jewish Boot Licker;))
<Curious>
He's vegetarian won't lick leather boots.
<Greenguy>
I need a job too - hehehehehe
<TalibanPornMafia>
Lee, you would make a good union maid.
<Curious>
Lee has you considered Rabbinical study in Israel?
<wld>
not to the parties Luke???? geesh!
<fm>
luke only wants to hear what happens after the show - more content
<johnip>
Lotsd of SPIT will be SWAPPED at the PLAYERS BALL!!
<TalibanPornMafia>
Ask her if she goes to confession after going to such trade shows.