Monday, September 11th, 2000

Flashman Calls

Flashman, who produces a public access cable TV show on the adult industry, phoned me September 8 with a final update on last weekend's Dancer Expo in Las Vegas.

Flashman: "Nikki Lynn and Mirage from Inside Edition got a standing ovation as they walked through the Caesars Palace ballroom. Felecia should've won the Bikini Porno star of the Year award but they went for the faker tits. And her husband Mattman and I just chuckled. He's one of the nicest guys around. Flashman was showing Cumisha's huge tit job to all the limo drivers, bartenders and bellman on the strip. They said it was the greatest moment of their weekend. And Kayla Kleavage told everybody at Caesars that she saw, 'Show me the money!'"

Euro Max Conspiracy?

LetsDiscuss writes on RAME: In this day of Internet and global communications, I wonder why it is so difficult to obtain Euro versions of Max Hardcore's videos.

Surely someone in Europe should be able to capture his Euro scenes and post it in a multimedia group, but it never happens.

Surely some European site would list Euro versions of his latest titles for sale, but you can't find any.

Surely someone who has gone to Europe on vacation would bring back some copies, and post mpeg's to the Internet, but it doesn't happen. And then a web site comes along, buddy5200.com, who claims to have Euro Max Hardcore titles, and wham, it's shut down in less than 24 hours!

Who is this Max Hardcore, how is it that he is so mighty and all powerful! Is there a conspirary here?

Bare midriffs, panties and belly rings

Dudley Moore writes: Let me express myself on the relatively recent fad of bare midriffs, panties and belly rings. I believe the meta-message the girls are sending is "Look, my belly is flat, I won't get pregnant, and since you can see my panties, you know that I know that sex is just for fun, not babies. That means you know that I'd be a cool girl to have a relationship with, so that I can thereby have value to my other girlfriends. After all, I wouldn't want to lose the chance for a relationship with a boy just because I seem unavailable for sex. And my girlfriends would think I was a social nobody if I didn't have a boyfriend or sex, since I'd have nothing interesting to talk about." I really believe this is the social content. In fact, before the pill, women used to base their value as women on their ability to get pregnant. Now, young women value their flat bellies and ability to remain sterile, often for at least a decade after reaching adulthood. The world is getter ever faster and more anonymous, Luke, with nothing to slow it down! DO SOMETHING!!!!

Luke: I heard Dennis Prager today comment on the rash of female athletes posing nude. And the near nude antics of Brittany Spears at the Emmys. Prager said that feminism has robbed women of ways to be feminine by denying the basic differences between men and women. So women are reduced to showing off their anatomical differences with men to prove their femininity. Traditionally, women have demonstrated femininity through more subtle means, such as virtue, chastity, propriety, empathy, etc.

Kendra Jade writes: I agree.

Xtrovert writes: Luke, I saw your post about Prager's comments regarding women athletes posing nude. Check out this site from Canada: http://www.nordicnudes.com

That's our women's Olympic cross country ski team. Beauty, eh? How'd ya like to pour maple syrup all over those fine Canuck amazons and lick it off? In fact, maple syrup baths are one of our national traditions here in the great frozen north. The sap starts running in early Spring, so book your trip now!

Rumdar writes: Luke... Dudley Moore comes up empty in his explanation concerning bare midriffs and belly rings. Flat stomachs? Not necessarily. Fun geezer that I am, a Filipina honey and I attended the recent AC/DC concert here in H-town. They have a wide range of fans. Many look like trailer park dwellers. I saw bare midriffs and belly rings galore. Most of the woman with the belly rings were sporting guts that would rival Ron Jeremy. No place else but Texas.

J.D. Considine writes: You write: "And the near nude antics of Brittany Spears at the Emmys." Um, aren't you thinking of the MTV Video Music Awards, where she wore a tear-away back suit over a sheer top and jeans?

Luke: I'm not sure. I just heard about it and it offended me.

Kendra Jade writes: YES it WAS the mtv awards.but believe me honey those werent jeans she was wearing.she wore a nude colored , see thru nylonish material catsuit.with her nipples covered only by rhinestores and only a thong under neath. nude colored as well. and even as someone who does porno , i found it very offensive!!!! why? because SHE represents the youth of this country.she is the role model to my little sisters., aged 11 and 13.they long to be like/look like/ dress like her....because thats what they think is ok for teenage girls and thats how they think they are supposed to look! and you know what? i may make f--- flicks , but i am not a role model to the youth.ours is an adult only buisness.her music and marketing is TARGETED to our youth.and i think it f---ing sucks.

Porners For Gore

CHATSWORTH, Calif.--(ENTERTAINMENT WIRE)--Sept. 11, 2000-- Al Gore and Joe Lieberman are about to get a fervent endorsement they probably would just as soon not have.

When adult Internet industry leaders gather in New Orleans September 22-24 for their IA2000 conference, one of the best attended sessions is likely to be the one called "Adult Community Meeting: Vote Democratic!" The moderator of the session will be respected First Amendment attorney Paul J. Cambria Jr., who makes no secret of his opinion that "a Republican or other conservative President and Congress could greatly hinder the success and growth of the adult Internet industry."

The 4,000 attendees at IA2000 are likely to support his view wholeheartedly, and based on the Gore campaign's resistance to a fund raiser scheduled for the Playboy Mansion during last month's Democratic National Convention, their endorsement will not be welcome. The Playboy event was moved to a Universal Studios site.

"Don't underestimate the ramifications of right wing government on your e-business or your power as a webmaster," Mr. Cambria has warned adult Internet executives. "As an individual who does business with hundreds - even thousands - of people on the World Wide Web, you can make a difference. Come together with other webmasters and industry leaders and learn what you can do to safeguard the future of the adult Internet industry."

IA2000, the world's largest adult Internet/Audiotext trade show, has attracted a record number of companies and attendees. It is the only truly practical adult Internet business-to-business marketplace where technology firms, Web hosts and service providers, charge card processors and other firms go to form relationships with adult sites that generate tens of millions of visits daily. The one-hour open meeting is scheduled for 9:00 a.m.on September 22.

Moderator Cambria is a partner in the firm Lipsitz Green Fahringer Roll Salisbury & Cambria, LLP of Buffalo and Los Angeles. Mr. Cambria has argued several cases before the Supreme Court of the United States for clients that include Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and musician Marilyn Manson. Other seminars at IA2000 will include "The Fight Against Child Pornography," "Getting Started on the Web: What Every Newbie Should Know," and sessions discussing credit card processing issues and government regulations.

IA2000 has attracted a record number of companies and attendees among dot-coms, technology firms, Web hosts, service providers, charge card processors and other firms. IA2000 is affiliated with AVN Online, the definitive trade magazine for adult Internet commerce and Adult Video News, the premiere trade journal for the adult video industry. Further information is available at www.ia2000.com.

Porn Fighter Andy Martin

WASHINGTON, Sept. 11 /PRNewswire/ -- Florida's foremost pornography fighter, Andy Martin, today sharply criticized the FTC's report calling for more self-regulation by the entertainment industry. "The report is a 'whole lotta nuttin,'" Martin said.

Martin will hold a telephone news conference at 3:00 p.m. today, September 11 to further comment on what he calls "fraudulent government action" and "biased media reporting" and to propose the "Anti-Violence Consumer Empowerment Act of 2001."

Martin has been an adjunct professor of law and is currently an Independent-Republican candidate for the United States Senate from Florida. He has successfully sued the State of Florida to stop subsidies to pornographic art. Martin is an experienced Capitol Hill advocate and former U.S. Senate staff assistant who has been active in drafting new legislation to confront monopolistic problems in the computer industry.

Martin states: "The FTC's report is a classic example of 'laboring mightily to bring forth a mouse.' It is governmental fraud. Self-regulation is a complete failure. For years, the liberal news media have heaped coverage on 'Mean Joe Lieberman's' and 'Tough Tipper's' attacks on Hollywood. What have Tipper and Lieberman accomplished? They have been in power for eight years.

"The Democrats are the party of Hollywood, violence and crypto-pornography. Democrats are the enemies of children and the party of profound hypocrisy on violence issues.

"The Republican establishment is not much better. They have their noses pressed to the glass, seeking to glean more Holly-dollars from the depraved elite.

"Media bias cannot be denied. Today's New York Times has front-page coverage on Gore's and Lieberman's response to the FTC report. Why were they given such prominent treatment without any fair and equal opportunity being given to the Republicans? Liberal media bias is a sickness which infects our society and our elections.

"Can we really say that government 'investigated' violence for another year and yet came forward with no legislative proposal? Today I am releasing a proposed statute. "I speak for Democrats, Republican and Independents who are fed up with both parties. That is why I am running as an Independent-Republican to speak for all voters. My two principal senate opponents are political toadies who are afraid to offend their media contributors or their party overlords.

"At my news conference I will release the 'Anti-Violence Consumer Empowerment Act of 2001.' This proposed law would give consumers the qualified right to sue Hollywood for distributing obscene or violent materials. In my opinion, and in the opinion of most parents, violence is a form of obscenity. While violent 'art' is entitled to substantial constitutional protection, it is no more entitled to a free pass than obscenity is.

"Courts have long distinguished between 'indecent' materials, which are protected, and obscene materials, which are not. Why not allow parents to sue Hollywood in court and allow judges and juries to draw these distinctions as to violent materials? The purveyors of filth and violence would clean up their acts very quickly -- without any need for government regulation."

Islam Fights Pornography Addiction

In order to get even more daily hits l-keford.com is committed to pandering to porn fans from all the great religions of the world including its one billion Moslems. Many devout Moslems fall under pornography's spell each year. Is pornography considered a sin (Haram) in Islam?

"There is no room for anyone to say pornography is not Haram. It’s absolutely Haram," notes Shaykh Muhammad Nur Abdullah. He is the Imam of the Islamic Foundation of Greater St. Louis in Missouri. Nur Abdullah has a degree in Shariah (Islamic Law) from Madinah university, and a Master’s Degree in Quran and Hadith from Umm al Qura university in Mecca, Saudi Arabia.

"If someone is looking at someone committing Zina (sex outside of marriage) whether it is movies or pictures or the actual thing, it’s all Haram," he adds.

Rejoice Islamic porn addicts there is a way out of your bondage! Click here: Pornography & Islam : A 12-step guide To Fight Pornography Addiction

Jack Chick Warns - Moslems Take Heed

Islam is one of the world's largest religious faiths and is the fastest growing faith in the United States. With a non-Christian religion making such vast inroads into America did you think Jack Chick would let it go unchecked? Today Jack Chick exposes Islam as the religion of a pagan moon god. Click here: Allah Had No Son

Attention Enemies of Luke F-rd

Helpful writes: Luke, I see that you are clearly at a personal crossroads. You dearly wish to extricate yourself from the filth and depravity of porn and commit yourself to sincere Rabbinical studies in Israel, but lack you the sponsorship of your schul. Scholarship of this sort requires the financial wherewithal that a common porn journalist sorely lacks. This is your dilemma and here is your solution.

Attention Enemies of Luke F-rd! For the past four years l-keford.com has been a persistent and nagging pain in the porn industry's ass. Luke F-rd's intermittent professionalism has exposed some of Porndom's biggest scandals and has left you red faced and shamed. You have tried death threats to stop him. You have tried physical violence to stop him. You have tried frivolous lawsuits to stop him. And still l-keford.com thrives. Porners. Why not work with Luke F-rd instead of against him? How? Sponsor Luke's relocation to Israel! Announcing "Friend of Old Luke" (FOOL).

Contribution levels are as follows:

A $10,000 donation makes you a Golden Circle FOOL
A $5,000 donation makes you a Silver Circle FOOL
A $1,000 donation makes you a Bronze Circle FOOL
A $500 donation makes you a Cheap Bastard!

Mr. Fishbein, Mr. Hirsch, Mr. Hampshire, and Mr. Orenstein please open your checkbooks and give until it hurts. The scandal you prevent Luke from uncovering may be your own. Thank you.

Luke Gets Mail

Rumdar writes: Luke.. You know my penchant for Asian chicks. I wanna go to North Korea with you. When do we leave??

Chaim writes: Your dollar will go much farther in Pyongyang than it will in Jerusalem. You could found the world's first Korean Rabbinical Academy! Luke F-rd - the Pyongyangisher Rebbe.

Regarding Luke's Israel pics, XXX writes: Noted all those where you were up a tree playing Zaccheus, I guess. Noted that all the Jew you were with had cheesy grins like you do. So it must be a Jewish fenomenon.