Friday, September 8th, 2000

Brandy Alexandre's Lasik Surgery

Brandy Alexandre successfully underwent lasik surgery yesterday in Quebec and her sight is now an excellent 20-15.

XXX's Fan Fuxxx

Voyager7 writes on RAME: Is she actively still doing these Fan Fuxxx videos? The reason I ask, she is scheduled for a nudie bar appearance out here on the perimeter in November to do some bald-spot rubbing.... http://www.bazookas-showgirls.com/features/upcommingfeature.shtml and well, I was thinking if she is seeking talent, untainted from the left or right coasts and Nova Scotia, I could offer my many varied services...

I remember one of the moderators saying he had a Fan Fuxxx session with her, and last I heard the video scene is unreleased probably still in editing at Lucas' Industrial Light & Magic. My performance would not be that taxing for the editor...

And hey, if they needed to splice some of my scenes in with that of the mod's to jazz it up I could do an extra take or two to benefit porndom, though that scene then would probably have to be categorized as an interspecies video...

How would I be able to contact her and see if she has any spare cheeseburgers and gas money to offer? We're talking two months to her appearance. Is that enough time to schedule and adequately recover from (meaning not much puss oozzing from under the bandages wrapped around my head) hair plug or hair graft surgery from the mane on the back of my neck to the top of my head, to cut down on the camera glare? Or should I just borrow Rod Fontana's toupee?

Finally, can I now pay for a full page or back cover ad in AVN for this upcumming video, possibly getting it in the November or December issues (hell I could makeup the artwork and stills prior to the performance), so I would be assured an award at the Jan. 2001 AVN Awards Show? Anyone out there wanna help me write my acceptance speech?

Is Tara Patrick A Bulls--- Artist?

Linda Grant writes on RAME: I just think its weird to be interested in a scene *just because* the performers are a certain race. However... "I don't know the talent pool" ??? Good grief! If a performer doesn't want to perform with someone, so be it. But tell the truth for goodness sake! "I'm not going to have sex with black men on camera because it would offend a portion of the audience/de-rail my career/scene won't make it to cable, etc." Or how about "I don't want to have sex with black men." Personal preference is one thing, but it's a sad pretty idea that a career could be ruined because an actress works with black men. BTW--I'm a black female and *I* wouldn't have sex with Lexington Steele. I like my kidneys where they are, thank you.

David Clark writes on RAME: You're right, Linda, "I don't know the talent pool" is ane extremely lame excuse, considering how small the total pool of regularly working guys is to begin with, much less of a particular ethnicity. It wouldn't take much of an effort for her to familiarize herself. Doubtless she doesn't want to alienate black fans or be called "racist," so she's dissembling. I don't approve of such dissembing, but when you've got the Tals of the world ready to demonize you for daring to have a personal sexual preference on the job ...

Arch Stanton writes on RAME: It's lose-lose really. If she comes out and publicly states a preference for not working with another race than that race will probably react negatively and boycott her work resulting in loss of income. If he/she makes up phony excuses he/she will be ridiculed at the least. (and deservedly so)I find it difficult at times to defend their right of choice in this matter b/c it's so damn stupid. There's a tall black girl I saw recently on R Moore's site that to me is just stunning. The most perfect breasts I've ever seen. Im a w/m and would have to be insane to refuse to work with this gal. Not to mention mentally challenged just on the basis of skin color? It makes no sense to me whatsoever. Forgive me Im drooling ...... But I digress. If this gal decided she didn't want to work with me b/c of skin color I would be disappointed but would accept it. Whatever her issues are perhaps in time she would overcome this handicap. Of course it's her loss as well. Once she goes through the other male talent pool she'll be at a loss for work unless she comes to terms with her handicap. And what kind of heat would be generated with her laying there with a bad smell look on her face while Im bonging her? Perhaps some would enjoy viewing that I dont know. Not me. Anyway Im rambling. I believe the people hiring the staff should include any racial hangups in their "dos" and "don'ts" list but for practical purposes keep it quiet. Sounds nasty I know. But that way there are no surprises when the actors show up on the set. Tell ya what. This would make a helluva interesting lawsuit. Does anyone know if there has ever been a discrimination lawsuit in the industry?

Pat Riley writes on RAME: Ah, yes, black women. Somehow with all this touchie-feelieness i don't see too much consideration being given to just how they feel about the matter. Here we have a host of presumably black male posters drooling over how they just want to fantasize that they're screwing Miss Honky, the racist bitch who's denying them their god-given LBJ-endorsed NAACP-approved Constitution-guaranteed right to f--- all and every white girl they like, while in the background (one would think) there's Miss Jet Black crying plaintively, "What about me? Aren't I good enough for you?"

Of course it may be that Miss Jet Black thinks that it's a definite advantage to be the object of attention, if only for money, of assorted white males many of whom don't look like they just graduated from the state prison system, don't have dicks the size of pile drivers, look somewhat clean, and treat them like human beings. In fact Miss Jet Black might also be cognizant of the fact that there aren't any all-black plotted movies and very few black/black couplings in the "white" plotted movies so doing a white guy in a movie means that she's more likely to work for the better paying VVWA&E crowd rather than being just another black bitch in a Santino Lee / Nicky Starks / Jake Steed low rent eminently forgettable plotless wonder.

IOW given that you haven't asked in any marginally credible circumstances (and probably haven't asked at all) how does the "expected" come to be a drag? Just like the black posters who seem to be drooling over Miss Racist Honky, perhaps the majority (all?) of those supposedly put-upon, downtrodden, and discriminated-against female black porn performers actually *prefer* to be doing the white boys or at least the marginally better looking ones.

And as to your oft-quoted and seldom challenged idea about a "constant supply of work", according to the iafd Jenna Jameson has done 70 titles in a period from 1993 to 2000. Let's say that's 10 a year. Whereas Obsession has done 184 titles in the period 1995 to 2000 or about 37 a year. Who has the "constant supply of work?" Serenity in the period 1992 to 2000 (8 years) has done 89 movies making about 11 a year whereas Dee (who looks black to me) has done 222 movies in 1997 to 2000 or 3 years, a whopping 74 a year! It looks to me like the supposed-black-avoiding Jenna and Serenity aren't doing too well on the "constant supply of work" front. Maybe if they slipped over and became white 'ho bitches in the next Bootylicious tape they'd get more business!

Moreover, it's only you who seem to think that the "constant supply of work" is such an important factor. It's not like these girls are starving in the streets while they're not doing porn movies. Like the white girls they can continue in their secondary occupation of stripper, whore, or mommy in the time off from their "acting" career. And it's not like they can't find an all-black movie, albeit wall-to-wall, where they're guaranteed that they won't be poisoned by having to touch white meat. Sheesh, Janine spent eight years avoiding any kind of meat whatsoever.

Nacho Vidal - The New Rocco

David Clark writes on RAME: Nacho's real first name IS ... Nacho (short for Ignacio). And the name is so common in Spain that this most personable and pleasant of performers was initially confounded upon coming to the states when various people around him made fun of him for his name. More a case of their cultural ignorance than his having a "funny name." But under any name, the guy is still an awesome performer, and one of the few who knows how to be both romantic and animalistic at the same time, thereby bringing out the sexuality in the girls he works with much better than, say, a Lexington Steele. I've seen girls literally suffer through scenes with Lex; I've never seen a gal do anything but salivate over Nacho.

Luke Gets Mail

Fred writes: Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you retreating to a Yeshiva as the antidote for boredom, loneliness and alienation? I've often assumed that those are the main ingredients for being religious. Is that what we see here? [LF: Yes.]

Well, Luke, as Shakespeare would say, "get thee to a nunnery."

I often find it funny that people never seek out religion as an exercise in reason. I think that religion is a symptom of something different from reasoning. Maybe after you graduate from the yeshiva, you can open up a yeshiva for wayward Jewish porn types.

By the way, I was looking at some of the Jack Chick stuff you post links to. It seems to me that a big part of Christianity is trying to create fear of hell to keep the flock in line, and to keep the believers believing. Since you converted away from the 7th Day Adventists, did that sort of fear-mongering ever affect your thinking? Does it affect the thinking of your family? Or does it become like background noise, since it is so pervasive?

When you see this stuff, do you tend to chuckle? Or do you shudder a bit, and then say to yourself, no, these guys are full of BS.

Luke replies: Yes, people turn to religion for reasons other than as an exercise in reason. The primary reason is that religion fills a need for the transcendent that is as ingrained in the human being as the need for love.

Yes, there's a much greater emphasis on Hell and the Afterlife in Christianity than in Judaism. I'm not sure how much that "fear-mongering" pervades my thinking. I do sincerely believe that God will give us all what we deserve, if not in this life, then in the world to come. When I read Jack Chick, I think sometimes that he is right on and sometimes I chuckle. I probably more agree with Jack Chick than disagree. Though I think he's wrong about Jesus being God.

Luke writes: "I think living outside the Torah is fine if you have a ton of friends and fascinating hobbies and a lucrative career."

Chaim Amalek writes: Certainly not the jewish point of view. Why not join the Peace Corps, and help yourself by helping others? Sitting in a yeshiva all day will no more help the human race than waving a chicken over one's head helps to absolve one of sin.

Luke, measure twice and cut once - aren't you being a bit rash? I do not think you have given the world of porn a fair chance. Truth is, most people, given the choice of torah and porn, would and do gladly choose porn. Before you leave it, jump in all the way, nail a few dozen of the attractive women for favors on your web site, and then, only after you have sated yourself and your mind is clear, should you think about retreating into a yeshiva. I know that's what Amalek would do.

PS Make yourself a gut yontif and be sure to read Dr. Pierce's new essay as soon as you return from shul!

Lynne writes: Curious has had a hard on for me (not in the fun sense, mind you) ever since he decided my alter ego Dianna Roth was an appropriate subject for derision and ridicule, and so I have spent some months now cultivating an on-line friendship with his alter ego. Being my usual pushy self, and not believing that REAL friendship of any kind can hide for long behind the anonymity of the computer and the internet, I insisted on a personal visit, as in the flesh. I promised to leave Dianna behind in Portland, being that she is overwhelming to those poor souls who lurk privately behind keyboards bemoaning their shyness and the lack of excitement in their lives, coming only as Lynne, Tobi in tow.

Curious writes Jack Chick: I love your Christian tracks, but I couldn't help noticing that none address the evils of pornography in our society. Why not?

Response: Dear 'XXX', Thank you for writing to us and for your words of encouragement. We do welcome ideas for new tracts from our friends and pass them along to brother Chick's prayerful consideration as he is working on new tracts all the time. I will forward your letter to him. May God bless you! Serving the Lord Jesus Christ, Kristiina Chapman kchapman@chick.com

Don writes Luke: We are a white married couple and we enjoy porno especially interracial. the very first porn tape my wife had the pleasure to see was Behind The Green Door. it was fablious. my wife was fasinated by the big black cock. there will never be a porn film as good as behind the green door. we are a couple who like to f--- and we get to gether with like minded couples. usual there is porno tapes shown to get the party started. we soon found out that facial cum shots were a turn off for our wives and not a turn on. most of the white wives admitted black cocks turn them on. My wife f---ed the first black man at a salt and pepper party in St Lous, Mo she has had it several times since. A married friend said he would (never f--- a woman that had been f---ed by a black man) though he dont know it he has f---ed two that has f---ed black my wife and his wife. we got his wife black f---ed several times when we was working the midnight shift and she would join in at f--- parties at our house. both women enjoy black cocks it would be nice to see porno with interracial wife swapping and put the cum where it belongs in her pussy.

Big Pimp writes: Do other stars use aliases for Bi-sex movies? And do many of the girls start out there instead of the straight movies? It seems odd theat girls would even worry about that since they get screened for HIV anyway. Hell the guys could do that to, if everything wasn't so taboo. Did that start after John Holmes got AIDS? I always wondered if his so-called "only" gay movie was going to be a starting point for other guys and girls to jump on both sides?

Satan's Tools - Alcohol, Drugs And Immoral Sex

Today's Jack Chick morality play deals with the temptations that Satan lays before an innocent young woman. Alcohol, drugs and immoral sex tempt our heroine. Will she succumb to the Devil's plan? Oh, if only Savannah would have read this strip in time she would be alive today. Porners take note. Click here: Party Girl

Curious writes: Luke, I am struck by the uncanny resemblance of Ron Jeremy to one of the doomed Jack Chick characters. Could Mr. Chick be sending a subtle message to your Uncle Ron? Creepy.