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Wednesday, September 6th, 2000

Kianna Bradley, former Metro contract girl, seems to have disappeared after Phyllisha Anne asked her to move out.

I'm looking for XXX's ex boyfriend, Ron Atkinson, and a Hells Angel biker, Paul Ringuette, a Canadian citizen.

Jacko Addresses Oxford On Kids

Michael Jackson will appear at Oxford University later this year, to deliver a talk on childcare. The reclusive pop star, who was investigated by police in 1993 for alleged molestation of children, will speak next February.

Jacko, who lives at a virtual children's theme park – Neverland – is renowned worldwide for his deep regard and care for children, despite the criminal investigation, for which he was never convicted.

He will be supported in the talk by Rabbi Shmuley, his new Jewish mentor, who will also address the Oxford Debating Society.

Rabbi Boteach explained: "I have never witnessed anything like Michael's work with children. The time he gives to children and his commitment to them is incredibly inspiring."

Rumdar: Luker, Isn't the good Rabbi a buddy of yours?

Luke: Yes I know the rabbi. I heard him interviewed for an hour today on the Dennis Prager show talking about Michael Jackson's love for children. Rabbi Boteach believes in finding the good in people, and he's been able to do that with folks as diverse as Michael Jackson, Susan Block and Larry Flynt. It's an endearingly naive approach.

Rabbi Boteach says he'd be happy to leave his kids in the care of Michael J.

Rabbi Boteach hosted sex therapist Susan Block and her husband Mickey at one of his Passover Seders this year.

Michael Jackson regularly appears in the tabloids. Tabloid reporters like the National Enquirer's Mike Walker says that Jackson leaks many of the stories himself, then does this 'the tabloids lie' routine. According to Jeannette Walls book "Dish," Jackson personally orchestrated the publication of stories that he wanted to buy the bones of the Elephant Man and that he wanted to sleep in a hyperbaric oxygen chamber so he could live to be 150.

Then in 1993, a boy accused Jackson of sexually molesting him. The police report was explicit and graphic. No criminal charges were filed. Jackson settled the civil suit for $27 million, "a tacit admission of guilt, effectively crippled Jackson's career," writes Walls.

Kid Vegas's Vacation

Kid Vegas writes: Hey whats up Luke, I just returned from Lake Havasu, & Parker, AZ. Just shot the next Kid Vegas title. We have in it 4 new girls, 2 of which have only each shot in only 1 or 2 other scenes. The other 2 are straight from the depths of river bars. I also had to deal with some problems I had a few weeks ago, & yeah with the cops again. I had to go down & pick up my handgun because of it being confiscated by the police. It was taken about a month ago because of an altercation I had with an old friend, in which he hid the gun from me, my own handgun. It was quite stupid if you ask me & time consuming as far as me being asked 100 questions by detectives, but I did get it back. Then when leaving the police notified me of an accident I supposedly had, & that my license was suspended only use of a car is for work. I missed UPS for check & a master I was receiving in the mail, but the day is a 2 for 4 day for me. I was offered to shoot camera & stills for another project I will be working on once a month. Well I am going to smoke a bowl, talk sonn, peace out fans....

TJ Hart Stars In Bisexual Flicks

Safe sex advocate and blonde porn star T.J. Hart appears in various bisexual videos. The latest Leisure Time catalogue, on page 21, advertises her movie "Enough For Two" where Hart takes on two guys who also take on each other. TJ swallows the body fluids of the bisexual men. I believe Hart makes these movies in San Francisco.

New Frontier Stock Rebounds

After a $22 million judgment against it Friday, New Frontier (NOOF - Nasdaq) stock plunged Monday but rebounded today.

NOOF has a ton of other litigation against them. They faced a hearing from Nasdaq a few months ago to see if they could stay on Nasdaq. About a year ago, Nasdaq delisted the porn company Metro Home Video.

Scolnik1 however remains unconvinced and he writes on Yahoo:

Here are some final comments and thoughts. Lost some serious bucks on the last round. Hopefully you'll do better. Here are some reasons to avoid the stock completely. That should be a good start.

PROBLEM #1: Porno sites are not accepting credit cards, cause the fraud has pissed off the banks. Just try it yourself. I couldn't sign on to several sites. Citibanks cards all can up as "NO GOOD". The industry did it to themselves with overly aggressive renewal scemes. They lost the trust of the public and the patience of the banks.

PROBLEM #2 "Vanity" names that NOOF has been buying, like P*SSY.com, Virginsluts.com, and the like, bought for $100k - $1m are not good buys. Qualified shoppers are looking for specific content, and buy those sites, like "light speed university"(for cheerleaders) or "JaneSmithsAssCam.com". Buyers of vanity sites are just crusing around, and rarely subscribe, and never renew.

#3: Additionally, the impending expansion to new .com's like .sex can't help.

#5: It has also been rumored that the sights purchased by noof, are, how do you say it nicely, are from "In the family". How can I/we assume otherwise? The record for managment's integrity has been set straight.

PROBLEM #6: They should have set up a contigency plan for this judgement. A secure line of credit ahead of time would have been better than "WE'RE looking for the money". So where is this moeny gonna come from? When will they TAKE it?

#7: Increased competition on DISH & DTV. Friends tell me that they are now watching "unedited" films on dish. That kills the advantage. Watching yellowing MGMA films from 1970 does not = content. Why do you think that Playboy went to Private?

Problem #8; Competition on the net. There are only so many eyeballs out there, and hundreds of new sites everyday. Pricing pressure increasing. Margins getting thinner. Less subscriptions. Less growth. Less bucks.

Problem #9; IGI options freeing up soon. Not only have we had to deal with insiders selling, and Duncans Turks and Cacaos co. selling, but theres also 5 million IGI shares just ready to be sold to you.

PROBLEM #10 TRUST. INTEGRITY. HONOR. And the specific lack of it. ITS GONE. And that's why the stock will never take off. NO ONE IN THIS INDUSTRY can be trusted. Institutions will never buy any of this company. Or any like it.

Bonus Fundamental reason: Noof STILL trades with a PE [Price to Earnings, typical is 20] of 42.

David Clark On Interracial Sex

David Aaron Clark writes on RAME: Considering that African-Americans equal a relatively small amount of the population, I'd say they are well represented in porn. And I'm sorry to call it as I see it, but the fact that there's so many more interracial scenes today rather than 20 years ago is not exactly a sign of enlightenment among Mr. Whitefolks; the average guy who wants to see black male/white female IR wants to see the females "punished" and "debased," to see them prove just what a "lowdown whore" they are. Having said this, please do not confuse my point: to my knowledge, that's NOT the majority inspiration WITHIN the industry -- from what I can see, for every white girl who doesn't wanna work with black guys, there's three who LIKE to do it. I'm not talking about OUR point of view, I'm talking about the cynical folk who cater to a certain instinct in the (still-overwhelmingly) white male AUDIENCE. Lexington Steele is not popular because he's Mr. Personality Plus or has a particularly accomplished style of f---ing (unlike, say, Sean Michaels). He's popular with the majority of Anabolic fans because they want to see those damn whores punished by a big black dick. My sincere apologies to any of those who are offended by this politically incorrect but for better or worse accurate observation.

Kremen Clobbers Cohen

Gary Kremen, who seeks the domain name sex.com from Stephen Cohen, had a good day at court today. Kremen won EVERY motion heard today...Cohen's Motion to Quash Kremen's subpoenas -denied...Cohen's Motion to Compel (on the theory Kremen is hiding documents) - denied - Cohen's Confidentiality Designations - DENIED - Kremen's Motion to Compel (the production of documents, including tax records) - granted - K's request for an additional 20 more depositions (over the 10 limit rule) - granted - K's Motion for 10 additional interrogatories - granted - K's Motion to Compel Production of all corporate documents - granted - K's Motion to Compel the deposition of "officers" of Cohen's various shell corporations - granted. Cohen's Motion to Dismiss will be heard on the 11th...in front of Judge Ware, but I expect this will be denied as well.

Webmaster Confessions

Last Wednesday, Cybererotica.com owner Ron Levi decided to not appear as scheduled on Joe Elkind's internet radio show "Webmaster Confessions." Levi was annoyed that JoeE had sent him an invoice for a Cybererotica banner JoeE placed on his site WebmasterConfessions.com. Levi had not asked for the banner.

Levi owns the site Webmasterlive.com which broadcasts JoeE's show.

Brad Shaw writes on Netpond: Greg (filthycash) you have mail. I am f---ing tired of playing your games. If we do not reach an agreement by noon tomorrow my time, your license will be revoked, period.

MikeAI writes on Netpond: Greg ( shadow - I think I know why you use that alias) I find it amusing how you like to intimate how successful you have been, how big your wedding is, and now it appears you are getting nice wedding gifts. HOW about hocking them so you can pay off your debt to Fresh Photos and Brad Shaw?? Then you come here and defend trafficash, which pretty much everyone is condeming - is this becuase they are you friends and you support them?? OR maybe you admire their scamming ways?? You are nothing mre then a simple content theif - like the fools I am dealin with on Yahoo or on so many other sites that go up with my content. You are lucky Brad is being a puss, I would have hammered you a long time ago. Oh and do not trot out that tired excuse you already had a deal with the previous owners - that will NOT float. If you aunt had balls she would be your uncle. Brad stop being a puss- you slam Melody for nothing - but are to chicken to stan up to a THIEF???? I await your retort greggy.

Brad Shaw writes: Mike, no mr. pussy from me. After speaking with other content providers, I will not settle for anything other than FULL compensation. Greg needs to learn he can not buy a 5 domain license and use the images on 50+ websites under several different company names. Not to mention he has failed to reach an unlimited license agreement with me for about a month. Guess he was too busy planning his wedding. Amazing he can take calls from Luke F-rd, but says he is too busy to speak to us when we call.

Justreading writes on Netpond: Brad, So what if Greg [Lasrado] uses unlicensed content on his sites? What are you going to do, sue him? In Australia? You'll have spent twice as much money than what you're owed just serving him with a writ. If you think Greg cares about you revoking a license for content...

Paul from CVProductions.com writes on Netpond: Maybe I should get in line if Greg is settling up! I sent him tons of pics about two years ago - never saw a dime! Move over Brad it happened to me first - hehe!

Brad Shaw writes on Netpond to Scott Phillips and Greg Lasrado: Scott, mr lawyer, you are grasping at straws mate. I never said my program is any better than anyone elses. This is about content, and your sports car driving buddy [Lasrado]. Heck, I am small time, 30 sign-ups a day total! Pays for gas and tires for the Pinto! Your buddy who does a whopping 2000 sign-ups a day is the s---! Wow, 2000, he must be a real player! Wonder how many of those sign-ups are from spam.password traffic, 1890? Scott, I will never forget what you told me when I met you in Vegas. About how you set-up your own CC processing, so you could double bill, not cancel, etc. At least I can look in the mirror...... Now proceed and go throw up on yourself.

LN writes: How many people on this board were paid correct amounts from Brad Shaw's click-thru programs? Where they on time? We had absolutely no problems. ScottPB used to run a pretty tight ship back in the early days. Honestly it was hard to make more money with any other programs (at least with our type of sites). Then payments started getting later and later.. different accounts cancelled without notification, incorrect amounts payed..etc etc. If this is going to become a tag team event I've got my money on Brad. You can attack him all you would like but there are a lot of webmasters reading this board that are thinking the same things you are typing... about you.

Brad Shaw writes: Looks like I will just let my Attorney handle things with Greg, I hear last time it did not take him 2 hours to shut down Filty Cash's CC processing. Scott, you were an attorney? On TV? What show?

Scott Phillips writes: I will back my webmaster programs against Brad Shaws any day. Our programs pay more now than ever, checks are never late, and since our customer service staff are in contact with almost every account daily, cheating has dropped right off. Is there an independent webmaster who will do an honest evaluation?

MikeAI writes: "I signed the agreement Dave sent me without reading it." Scott you quote this, YET claim you were an attorney. First thing we learned in lawschool was ignorance of the law, or contract one signs is no excuse. On one hand you talk about the meeting of the minds, your pepperocorn theory of civil law - yet your turn around and say you put your signature on a peice of paper you did not read. I do not know the law down under, not the law schools - but I am enjoying your legal commentary. Oh and I am not picking on your compatriots - I only pick on people who are scumbags - it just so happens you tend to do a lot of business, and are friends with a lot of scumbags. ( and not all are aussies, many are American)

Scott Phillips replies: MikeAI - this is completely true, and there is a strong presumption that a contract is an entire contract (to be read on its own), but that presumption can be negated I said I was a lawyer, I didn't say I was a good one ;-) Why do you think I sell porn ;-) When my good and trusted friend sent me a contract, I just signed it...my mistake. Now Brad Shaw I can understand since his business model is to promote himself by criticising others. But you, I don't understand. I have so many mutual friends that say Great things about you, people like Serge and Noah, but you seem to have a mistaken idea of what we are about. Mike, I know you like fishing. We are going marlin fishing on September 21-24 off Lizard Island. Its a place that has 70% of all recorded black marlin captures over 1000lb worldwide, and its the best time of year to fish. Why don't I buy you a plane ticket and you come and decide for yourself if we are assholes or not ?

Bill writes on Netpond: Brad, There is a very simple way to get the aussie mafia. Go after their US based webmasters. You actually can get any of them that are flying banners that contain images of yours. It is very simple. Similiar to how Sweet wants to go after Personal Porn webmasters, you could actually do the same. Just get an attorney to handle it for you. Very simple to send these notices to isp's and providers and most will listen and shut them down for non compliance. I am still amazed that netpond continues to run traffic inc links on the page.

XXX discusses Joe Elkind's new deal for ATM billing. "So far there are no chargebacks in this scheme because it has no volume. Once volume goes into it, there will be chargebacks. In 011 (international dialing), there was no chargebacks for long distance until audiotext (phone sex) developed a huge volume and all of a sudden there were chargebacks. There will be chargebacks to ATM billing. JoeE's been talking about this ATM billing for two months.

"It could be a big thing. But you have to develop a way to take people's four digit PIN without capturing it. That's the law."

Lori Michaels Update

Vivid girl Lori Michaels writes: Hey Luke, I don't like that pic of you below the words, Luke F-rd, when you go to the contact Luke F-rd page. You're better looking than that pic, so put another pic of you there. Please? hehe

I will be in Atlanta the 16th and 17th of September for the NOPI Nationals. Vivid is sponsoring a race car for the event. Devon and myself will be signing at the race track each day. I've always liked race cars, and expecially the nascar muscle cars from the past. I knew that I would never have one; therefore, I had to settle for something that Chevrolet offered in 1996.. Attached is a picture of my "96 Impala SS with only 3000 miles on it. I keep it in my air conditioned and heated basement garage. I wanted to keep it original, but it does have reworked heads, roller rockers, borla exhaust, evergreen intake, and several other goodies.

The steel contractors finished my new building in Arkansas last friday. It will house my animal care facility that I plan on opening by the end of next year. If you go to www.lorilive.com/dozer/dozer.html you can see me on my new little dozer landscaping and building up the front parking lot. I'm subcontracting all the steel and concrete work, but I made the pad for the concrete floor and dug the foundation with my backhoe. You know, us girls are good for other things besides sex. hehe

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Tough Day For Taylor Hayes

I met Vivid girl Taylor Hayes for the first time on Sunday at the Woodland Hills porn party.

Den writes Luke: I thought that you did not like Taylor Hayes and yuo said she is a drunk. I saw you in those pictures with taylor giving you a nice kiss. Have you changed your mind about her?

Luke: I do not know Taylor, so I have no opinion on her. Frankly, I rarely hand out my opinions on anybody, even if I do know them.

Taylor and the Vivid crew were kind to me Sunday and I appreciated that. They have more than enough reason to hate me. As for Taylor and drinking, yes, she's been a party girl. And yes, this is exactly the sort of intrusive, privacy-invading gossip that I've become known for. And no I am not comfortable with doing it. And yes it does create barriers between people. And yes it does hurt people. As does any honest reporting, but is this sort of invasive gossip really necessary on my part? I doubt it. So yes, this is another example of my own behavior that deeply troubles and sickens me. Particularly when Taylor and co are so nice to me.

GeneRoss.com reports: Sunday was not a good day for Taylor Hayes. Hayes attended a Labor Day party in Woodland Hills and ran into two of her most favorite people in the whole wide world - Luke F-rd and Sky. Ford has written stories about Hayes being a party girl with a predilection for bottles with slender necks; and Sky is wedged in the middle of a battle that involves Shane Enterprises and Hayes' friend, Shane, the details of which were recited here last week.

Hayes: "I didn't know who Luke F-rd was. I didn't know what he looked like, and that that was him at the party. Right from the beginning, he was starting to snap pictures of me. I was cool with it. I thought this was going to be a little party, a barbecue. I came dressed down, not thinking I as going to have my picture taken a lot.

"I was standing there with David Schlesinger and Howard Levine from Vivid, and he [Ford] comes across the yard to me and starts taking pictures right in my face. I was who is this guy? I was told that's Luke F-rd. I said hi Luke, how are you. He asked Dave to take a picture of me strangling him. I said why, that's not what I want. Let me give you a kiss. So that was the end of that. I didn't see him for the rest of the night.

"I was kind of irritated by that..." (From GeneRoss.com)

Luke: Later in her Gene Ross interview, Taylor talks about encountering ex-Vivid girl Sky, who's no friend of hers. Suffice to say, Sunday was a tough day for Taylor.

XXX writes: Luke- I happened to be standing right next to Sky while Taylor decided to bitch at her. It was pretty calm, nobody raised their voices, but I never once heard Sky say anything negative about Shane, not one word. All Sky said was how much she loved Shane and would never hurt her. And remember all this took place around 6.30 p.m. the party started around 1 pm and Sky got there at around 5.30 so I know for a fact she wasn't drunk. You should give Shane a yell and she what she has to say about all this.

Todd writes: Luke, I was right next to Taylor and Sky, as Taylor's made a fool of herself in front of a lot of people. I did the shanesworld.com so I have a little insight on the whole "Shane/sky thing." First off, it's none of Taylor's biz, second off she didn't need to do what she did, at a FUN social event in front of industry people. As far as the story you posted, about 10% was accurate. Sky was completely calm as she soothed Taylor's unruly rude self. As far as her pretend punch, which fellow friend of sky, John Finburg blocked. Afterwards saying, "I couldn't let her mess up your pretty little face, then I'd have no one to wak OFF to." I think we should all say "thanks joHn." That would have put a damper on the party! Sky's not mad at Taylor, I always talk to sky about this, and she is 100% sorry for what happened with Shane. Sky's moving on with a TON of great things that you'll all find out about soon!

Steve Neece writes GeneRoss.com: I flew out for the Vivid party sunday at the invitation of AVN's own Darklady. Food was great and I got to meet Darklady for the first time in person. Also met Luke F-rd in person for first time. He was surprisingly tan but looked rundown and unhealthy otherwise. Definitely no competition for you in the physique dept. Admitted that he was treated better at party than he had any right to expect.

What Does The Bible Say About Pornography?

Betty Miller writes on Bible.com: One of the most devastating problems that has ensnared many good people is the sin of pornography. Many of these same people will testify that they were ensnared with just a "peek." This one "little fox" led to their downfall. Many, out of curiosity, just went to a site to see what was there. This is one of the devil's tricks to get people ensnared. Satan, is the power behind this attraction to forbidden sexual images. People that are trapped today can tell you there is an evil "drawing" that compels them to return again and again. Many are desiring to be free, but seem hopelessly gripped by this evil desire.

8 Steps To Freedom From Pornography Click here

Curious writes: Lee Noga, you temptress, you should be ashamed of yourself!

Jack Chick, Moses United In Support Of The Ten Commandments

Just because the Ten Commandments cannot legally be posted in American public schools does not mean that mortals may ignore them. Remember Moses descended from Mount Ararat with these divine laws to define moral decency on Earth. With equal fervor Jack Chick brings the Ten Commandments to life in today's Christian comic. Porners you are not excused from this code! Click here: Sin Busters

Top Ten Interview Subjects

Roger Pipe from RogReviews.com writes: The votes are in, the Rog Reviews readers have spoken. I have been asking readers who they would most like to see interviewed on the site and here are the top ten vote getters. (NOTE- John Stagliano and John Leslie were in the top 10, but were exempt because they are at the top of my personal list, so consider them part of a top 12.) In no particular order, they are: Janine, Rob Black, Sean Michaels, Max Hardcore, Thomas Zupko, Jenna Jameson, Lexington Steele, Alisha Klass, Seymore Butts and Shane. (I think some of my readers want to see if I get punched in the mouth.) I have begun sending email to all ten people requesting interviews. If anyone knows how to get in touch with any of these people, let me know and let them know that we're looking for them.

Luke Gets Mail

Dudley Moore writes: It's up to us adults to keep tabs on the high school and teen scene with their booty and lap dancing. The sexual norms are changing rapidly and dramatically. Bare midriffs, panties and belly rings are all the rage at high schools and universities, but no one has commented on the meaning of this new fad. My own take is that the world is becoming faster and more anonymous all the time, and anonymous sex with its tell-tell regressive bi/lesbianism may yet replace society.

Mike South writes: Hey Luke, Having done some work in Venezuela, I can honestly say I have been to few places that are more beautiful and have nicer people. We had a similar rough ride to the beach, and yes it is a third world country so many of the luxuries are generally lacking. We did have fresh towels, good meals, and hot water. I suppose it may have helped that we stayed with a very well known and well liked Venezuelan. I think the lesson here though, is do your damn homework before heading off to some third world country to shoot porn. Decker's comment about the wave was actually dead on, we had a guy who got his arm broken after being nailed by a wave, the two hour ride to the hospital in that area was brutal for him.

Floorman writes: Why is Brooke Waters in jail? She is due out 6/3/01 and she has an ad on JAIL BABES. Jail Babe Profile - JB03530

JustReading writes: Luke, If you look on Netpond for yesterday/today you will see that the whole time i was harassing Forest Williams about his last transsexual get together you will see he thought i was you. It began by me defending you after he was making comments about you copying from netpond. He offered to fight you at IA2000. What a class act. Also, some of my posts probably humiliated him to the point that he would really want to take it out on you. Especially where i posted the photo of one of the "women" from his gangbang along side a picture of Kenny G and pointed out the likeness between the two. After this he got flustered and began babbling and we kept making fun of him until JoeE (CEN) (his best and maybe only sponsor) told him to stay off the boards. Anyway, I know that threats are not exactly unfamiliar territory to you. I just wanted to let you know because it was a misunderstanding on his part and he seems wacked out enough, desperate enough and flaky enough to carry through.

Chaim Amalek writes: Some Important Informational Querries: Do you believe that:

-the world was created in six days, in the sequence set forth in Genesis? [LF: No]

-that Jonah was swallowed by a fish? [LF: Unsure, but doubtful]

-that god halted the movement of the sun across the sky for a day? [LF: Unsure]

-that what the rabbinate calls the "oral law" is the revealed word of God? [LF: Doubtful]

ZHR: i saw chandler on collins sleazy friends with raylene and they were f---ed up...she said she was quitting...but who really quits

The Missing Link 2

Dudley Moore writes: Luke, I'd like to finish my evolutionary tale of the sex industry with a short quote from Frans de Waal's book Chimpanzee Politics, to reinforce my theory that bi/lesbians were probably the missing link between diverse groups of early human ancestors. Humans are actually equidistant from both bonobos and chimpanzees, so we can draw from both in reconstructing our own human past. Also keep in mind that bonobo females are all bi/lesbian, and chimpanzee females are predominantly heterosexual like humans. As always, I maintain that the most direct path to knowledge about the sex industry is achieved simply by following the clear-cut trail of bi/lesbianism.

Here's my quote from de Waal in his chapter called Sexual Privileges, which documents the mechanism by which I theorize that hybridization occurred between diverse groups of our own early ancestors: "Young females are strongly attracted to unfamiliar males, whom they seek outside their own community. After mating they either return, pregnant, to their own community, or they stay with the new community. The young females cannot know who their father is, but they avoid fertilization by possible fathers by refusing to mate with males who are both old and familiar." Doesn't this sound remarkably like the women of the sex industry, who seek out and exhibitionistically perform genital displays and sex for large groups of anonymous males? De Waal also documents lesbianism, "sex dances", and "female domination", a regressive power structure that emerges in the absence of males in captivity. Anyone interested in the women of the sex industry will find them very satisfyingly mirrored in any of De Waal's books. For the imaginative reader, I offer the following amended scenario for the evolution of the sex industry: An ancestral primate like a bi/lesbian bonobo sought out exotic males from a neighboring tribe of ancestral chimpanzees, exhibitionistically presented herself to all of them for ritual genital inspection and mating. After mating, she inadvertently led them back to her own tribe, where the exotic males, who were violently aggressive like chimpanzees(bonobo males are non-aggressive), captured all the young bonobo females, killing all the males and pregnant females in her original group.

Furthermore, consider the likelihood that this missing link's pre-bonobo father had been in power over her original home group, chimpanzee-style, for many years, even decades, with exclusive mating privileges, thus passing the gene that produced her lesbianism onto all or most of his daughters within the home tribe. When his exhibitionistic bi/lesbian daughters are captured by the wild males, they continue to pass along this now selected-for gene for bi/lesbianism within the newly incorporated group of wild males. A similar scenario could explain both the development of bonobos and chimpanzees as separate tribes. Not such a far-fetched scenario when you consider the process had 6 million years to occur from the time of our common primate ancestor! This would explain why heterosexuality is primary in humans, and bi/lesbianism is secondary or regressive.

The Secret To l-keford.com

Dudley Moore writes: And just between us, Luke, what's the REAL secret of l-keford.com that makes it all flow together so consistently and inscrutably?

You know it very well, but I'll say it out loud anyway.

Why it's simply that YOU believe you are an asshole. Am I right?

And by the way, on a sentimental note, I miss Peter Hayes! Don't you?

Luke: Yes to both points.