Sunday, September 3rd, 2000
Will Laurie Holmes Be Appearing At The Bunny Ranch Again Soon?
Laurie Holmes answers a fan "NEVER!"
UK Film Board Lists Guidelines For Porn Films
As per the British Board of Film Classifications the following content is not acceptable:
Any material which is in breach of the criminal law.
Material likely to encourage an interest in abusive sexual activity (e.g. paedophilia, incest) which may include depictions involving adults role-playing as non-adults.
The portrayal of any sexual activity, whether real or simulated, which involves lack of consent.
The infliction of pain or physical harm, real or (in a sexual context) simulated. Some allowance may be made for mild consensual activity.
Any sexual threats or humiliation which do not form part of a clearly consenting role-playing game.
The use of any form of physical restraint which prevents participants from withdrawing consent, for example, ball gags. Penetration by any object likely to cause actual harm or associated with violence.
Activity which is degrading or dehumanising (examples include the portrayal of bestiality, necrophilia, defecation, urolagnia).
Amused writes: Looks like Max Hardcore won't make it to London town.
Nice Jewish Girl writes: Hooray for the UK Film Board!! They seem to care about women a little more than Clinton does. They are paying attention to the Max Hardcore's of the world and they say..NO WAY! As well as all the other garbage porn people who love to humiliate and degrade women. Hope it happens here SOON!
Rumda writes: Luke. Will your under-appreciated masterpiece "What Women Want" pass the censors and have an audience in the UK? I didn't read any restrictions on incompetent, dreadful or horrendous.
Curious writes: Rumdar, I predict Luke's comic epic, "What Women Want," will be a bona fide smash in the UK! Remember, this is the land that gave us Monty Python and Benny Hill. The dry English wit adores satire. Umm ... it was meant as a satire on the porn genre, right Luke?
Luke Gets Mail
For those of you who were swallowing condoms as a birth control measure please read the following. Click here: Love and Sex: Safer Sex
Modern man foolishly looks to science to explain the divine. Today Jack Chick gives us a science lesson in the fallacy of evolutionary theory. Are you a monkey's uncle? Click here: Big Daddy?
Nuzbim writes: I saw candi apples last night on the howard stern show, and she had the biggest sextoy i have ever seen. do you know if she was really able to do it, and where can i see it.
Gite writes: hey luke, suddenly on the night of aug 27 the live feed that i purchased for my web site ceased. the next day the distributor, babenet/red hot networks emailed to say the service is discontinued. that same day i received an invoice for the next months service. it seems quite sudden. i recall the RealPornWorld house located in semi valley was something you wrote about several months back. it was later relocated to a warehouse in the sfv. do you know of the circumstances here? maybe it is something you might want to investigate.
Luke: Realpornworld.com has been shut down because Rob Spallone, the operator, is moving to Florida.
Steve Neece writes: First off,a reader asked someone to name 3 porn films with redeeming social value.I could name many more but will compose a short list.I think that any film showing people in a loving relationship that respects the feelings of all parties qualifies as VERY socially redeeming .Most of these come from the Golden Era.
1.Seven Seductions(1981) Annette Haven,Richard Pacheco,Kay Parker.
2.The Summer of '72.(1982)Annette Haven,Lisa Deleeuw,Paul Thomas,Richard Pacheco.
3.Body Talk(1985?) Kay Parker,Randy West
4.I Do #1 & 2.Hyapatia Lee(1990?)
5.The X Factor(1985) Eric Edwards,Pamela Mann
6.The Seduction of Jennifer(1986) Keisha,Stacy Donovan,Randy West.
I could name many more but try these for size.
When did Keisha have a boob job.I have seen her vids since she started in 1986 and I never noticed any change in size.
Re.Jack Chick Comix.The Vatican indeed would love to run the US of A.Copies of that particular issue should be sent to Pat Buchanan,Yggdrasil,Sobrans and all the other Vatican stooges that are always screaming about International Jewish Conspiracies to divert attention from the schemes of the Vatican.They could stop Buchanan in his tracks by asking him if his first loyalty is to the Vatican or to the Constitution of the United States and don't let him wiggle around it.Of course,Chicks brand of Christianity is every bit as poisonous as as the Vaticans but they are not as powerful.
Now for the million dollar question: are Robert Black(Zicarri)Thomas Zupko and Max Hardcore secret agents of the Vatican with a mission to enrage the populace into a repressive porn backlash?
MrMarcus.com Highlights
From the Mr Marcus.com message board concerning: Jenna says she is saving interracial!
On 9/01/100 20:07 Lavale wrote: > she is on Mr.WebReviews website saying
that she is saving interracial just like she did anal! she says when
On 9/01/100 22:27 Chris wrote: > Mr. Marcus is THE most famous black guy....who do you mean by "you know who"? <
On: 9/01/100 22:33 Mr. T wrote "You know who" is a reference to Mr. T the world's most famous black guy. Word!
Luke Likes Banging Chicks
The NJG: how are you today?
Luzdedos1: ok, sad
The NJG: *huggles* you
The NJG: why hun?
The NJG: girlie?
The NJG: I don't flirt now
Luzdedos1: i did 700 pushups frid, and 24 pullups, am in good shape
The NJG: I'm *taken*
The NJG: yep he's the coolest nicest warmest feelingist sensitivist
The NJG: you know Luke, I think you are *needy* really needy
The NJG: but I think...you have just, well, been dissassociative and
turned off to girls that loved you back
Luzdedos1: girls that loved me back have not been girls that are attractive
to me, the ones i want tend to be cooler to me
The NJG: it's not the porn biz/your job that has sabotagued your relationships
The NJG: that's where the giving really begins, and the self abnegation
needs to be overcome
The NJG: because it seems that you will be stalemated again and again
in that direction if you don't work on the problem Luzdedos1: thats
not the problem, if i am attracted to a woman..i am... that she likes
me does not diminish my affection
The NJG: well it doesn't seem that way. for instance when you were dating
a lot of girls in 1999 or 1998, and they slept with you because they
liked you a lot, you turned off to all of them
Luzdedos1: yes, but not because they likedme, i turned off because they
did not have what i wanted for marriage
The NJG: ok, then....why did you sleep with them??
Luzdedos1: because i like banging chicks
The NJG: ok, then, just *banging* chix...isn't that using them?
Luzdedos1: maybe
The NJG: ok, then, how can you make the claim that you want a relationship
if you just want to *bang* chix
Luzdedos1: i do not only want to bang chicks, but even if i do not want
to marry a woman, i may be interested in banging her Luzdedos1: i primarily
want a relationship, but if i dont want a relationship with a chick,
i may be content with sex
The NJG: why though?
Luzdedos1: cause i am man and that is how men are
The NJG: no it's not. I think it's wrong to be like that
The NJG: then you are just using a female for your own selfish pleasure
The NJG: it's not spiritual, it's degrading, it degrades you
The NJG: it makes it so that you will never meet anyone when you resort
to those kinds of tactics
Luzdedos1: what if she enjoys it too
The NJG: if she enjoys it, she wants to hook up with you for real and
prolly forever
The NJG: but t's up to you
The NJG: what path you choose luke
The NJG: I have never taken the path you are choosing
The NJG: it's not spiritual, not good, not kind, not wholesome and good
The NJG: it's degrading, negative, it taints you
The NJG: more than your work/salary will ever taint you
The NJG: in order for real love to work, you must give that up and not
sleep with anyone unless you love them
Rumdar: Luke is Luckier than he knows >> And if you don't believe it reread the psychotic, self serving verbal pollution of Nice Jewish Girl. Another tragically single neurotica who can't land a permanent relationship. You shouldn't bang anyone you don't want to marry? Then how the hell are you supposed to get laid? A decent f--- puts these prozac cases out of their misery for a while. Who in their right mind would want to spend the rest of his life with one? Double Oy!
Nice Jewish Girl writes: Rumdar: I am engaged to be married, and have been in love with my guy since May. So whatever you are doing, good luck to you. I hope the way you live your life leads to happiness. I am very happy and very very much in love with a person that quite great. My bf is cute, brilliant, artistic, intellectual, sensitive and kind. All the qualities I have always wanted in a spiritual/love partner. So again, I wish you the best of luck with you're asians that you feel superior to. I have found a totally equal partner, this is what I love and want. Sincerely, NJG- completely happy and in love