Tuesday, August 29th, 2000

Porn Stars at the Bunny Ranch

Listed below is an updated schedule of porn stars scheduled to appear at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in September and beyond. (Anybody ever heard of these porn stars?)

Chanel Paree September 5 through September 18
Felicia Ryder September 1 through September 15
Trixxi Starr September 4 through September 30
Tiger J September 15 through September 30
Kathy Willets September 15 through October 8
Kathy Willets November 17 through December 17

Click here: Sex in Nevada: XXX star appearances at a Nevada brothel

Quasarman Rants

Metro shooter Quasarman writes GeneRoss.com: "Today I have several stories posted regarding idiotic things committed by female talent recently and since female talent (and male talent) are frequently doing idiotic things I don't expect a shortage of content any time soon. I'll also be posting the inevitable hate mail and angry responses to what I write. Unlike another internet scribe I will not be posting real names or theories about Gene Ross' sexuality."

Luke: I found this free material on Quasarmanrants.com. Here's a selection:

BIG BOOB BLUNDER

Today a call was placed to giant breasted porn actress Donita Dunes by my colleague Michael Adam to ask if she would be interested in being a fluffer at the upcoming Big Boob Bukkake starring Lovette for Metro. This was a simple offer of employment that she could have either accepted or rejected. Instead she began chastising Mr.Adams for not having given her enough work in the past and also that we have never hired her husband Lance for anything ever. After this brief tirade she declined his offer and stated that another reason she wanted no part of it was that there would be no P.R for her. I didn't realize that it was the responsibility of the producer to provide job security and exclusive promotion for an independant contractor and her husband. Certianly she is an attractive girl with remarkable bosoms if you're into that whole side show attraction thing but I'm afraid that Mr.Adams has filed her contact sheet under "F" for "Go f--- Yourself".

ELIZA, WHAT DAY IS IT?

A recent attendee of the Metro Mexican vacation casting call who if you'll recall left the conference room to weep in the parking lot (see related Gene Ross story) left an angry message on my voicemail today. "Hi Mike, this is Eliza Day and I'm very upset...." What could I have done to this person that I have only known for 3 minutes? According to her she sat by her phone for a week waiting for a call inviting her on the trip. She claims she even cancelled a trip to "Orange County". (I recently cancelled a trip to West Van Nuys because I was waiting for a call from someone asking me to switch from Sprint to MCI and was pissed when I could not get a refund on my airfare). Anyway, she rambled on about how unprofessional we all were and how she had turned down work because she didn't want to miss that all important phone call. Does any of this make sense? I'm guessing that Ms.Day's doctor is weaning her off of Paxil and that her social anxiety disorder is beginning to flare up again. For the record, the reason we decided not to bring her on the trip is because A) She seemed a little wacky and B) she refused to take her clothes off for a polaroid. This of course left us wondering how comfortable she would be appearing in an adult movie. There are very few "clothing optional" porn movies that I'm aware of.

SHAMLESS PLUG SECTION

The following titles were directed and shot by me and have been released or are soon to be released my Metro.

-"Sexevil" starring Bunny Love and Sydney Steel. A tale of a wayward born again christian couple in search of a prayer meeting who stumble upon an underground sex club run by a maniacal evil guy named Moses.

- 'The Darkside" starring Nicole Sheridan. A tale of a husband addicted to pornography and his poor wife who can't understand why he would rather wack off to porn movies than have sex with her. (loosely based on my own life)

- "Headtrip" starring Ryan Conner. A tale of a disturbed therapy patient who has recurring dreams in which everyone is naked and he is wearing a french maid outfit. He stands by helplessly watching others have sex and all he can do is dust around them. (loosely based on my own life)

-"San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon" Starring Ron Jeremy and Tabitha Stevens. A tale about a misguided, bumbling adventurer in search of the illusive temple of poon which houses the "sweetest, tightest vagina on earth. This is a Ron Jeremy Vehicle (and it's a big vehicle).

-"Stop, my ass is on fire #5" A tale about.... actually it's just broads being sodomized.

Kevin Blatt - Chosen One

Kevin Blatt, a Jew, writes: After leaving a beach jewelry store this morning. The Jewelry store I went to to buy a new watch got robbed approximately moments after I left the store. Two employees were pistol whipped by a customer/robber who was standing next to me while I was perusing the Rolex counter. They have nabbed one suspect another is on the loose. Can you believe this? First the shooting at Money B's record release party where that guy got killed where we were standing minutes earlier now this....... I guess I am the chosen one huh Luke?

The Passionate Eye

Paul Cowan's National Film Board documentary on the porn industry will probably appear on the Canadian TV program "The Passionate Eye" on Sunday night, October 28. The 80-minute documentary, which will probably be titled "Give Me Your Soul... And I'll Make You a Star." It should also be sold to an American network, possibly HBO. I am one of four main characters along with Bill Margold, Katie June and her mom.

I first met Cowan at the 1998 World Pornography Conference. Then I saw him at the 1999 Consumer Electronic Show in Las Vegas. He came to Los Angeles a couple of times in 1999 (most recently at Halloween). In May of 1999, I flew to Montreal for five days and we attended the Cybernet Expo, a convention for internet porners.

Paul Cowan (being a Gentile married to a non-Jewish woman, he can't possibly understand our industry and mishpocha) replies to Luke: "Some slight corrections (knowing you're a glutton for precision): It will definitely be shown on The Passionate Eye, probably on Oct. 28. It is definitely titled, GIVE ME YOUR SOUL... AND I'LL MAKE YOU A STAR. Luke is, in fact, a Very Important Character, despite Cowan's wishes to leave him spread-eagled on the floor."

Porn In Europe

From the London newspaper, The Independent 8/21/00:

A SENIOR executive at Channel 5 is calling for British television to be allowed to show hardcore pornography.

Adam Perry, the controller of special events at the channel, made his plea at the weekend and will screen explicit pornographic material at a special session of the Edinburgh television festival next weekend.

"My position is that we are now in an illogical and possibly indefensible [situation] in the UK, where we lag behind the rest of Europe in what we can see on subscription view," Mr Perry said. Hardcore pornography would be available on British television by 2003, he claimed.

Pornography Laws In Europe

GERMANY: Soft-core pornography, such as Vox TV's popular Wahre Lieber (True Love), is shown almost exclusively on commercial television. It must be transmitted after 10pm. Hard-core pornography is prohibited, except on digital channels such as Premiere,which require a subscription and decoder.

[Osty writes: This isnt correct. Even payTV channels like Premiere World arent allowed to show hardcore. All movies running there are cable versions. PS: Wahre Liebe wants to have Jenna as guest in one of there future shows.]

DENMARK: Soft porn is easily accessible on private and regional channels, which televise a stream of "glamour documentaries" on an almost nightly basis. Shows such as Stripperkongenspiger (The Stripper King's Girls) are filmed in a fly-on-the-wallformat.

ITALY: A country which once voted porn star Cicciolina to parliament, has a fairly liberal approach to the broadcast of pornographic material on both its terrestrial and pay channels. Broadcasters are allowed to air pornographic films from 11pm to 6am.

SWEDEN: The land of love - and law-making has no 9pm watershed for sex and violence, nor laws preventing porn from being transmitted on cable and satellite channels. Scenes of panting fill many television screens after midnight on cable stations TV1000and Canal Plus. (From the London newspaper, The Independent 8/21/00)

Jenna Jameson Does 20 Questions On Metal-sludge.com

Luke: Here are some excerpts from the interview.

4. If you are dating somebody, what’s the longest amount of time you’ve made a guy wait before f---ing him?

JJ: About a week, I’m the one that usually has trouble waiting!

6. 2 Part Question: Have you ever pee’d on a guy before and have you ever pee’d in the shower?

JJ: I pee in the shower every time. The warm water just gets me. I’ve peed ON a guy, and IN a guys mouth. Same go for girls I love it. You just have to drink a lot of water so it tastes good.

7. Which do you prefer:

Eating pussy or sucking cock = sucking cock
Stripping or doing porno's = stripping
Godsmack or Alice In Chains = Godsmack- by far!
Shaved pussy or Hairy beavers = shaved (of course)
Titty f---ing or hand jobs = hand jobs - with butter
Limp Bizkit or Kid Rock = Even
Vibrators or butt plugs = vibrators
Luke F-rd or Howard Stern = Howard Stern
Vivid or Wicked Pictures = Wicked - but I like Vivid more and more these days
Tampons or Maxi pads = tampons
Jenny McCarthy or Carmen Electra = Jenny - she was nicer to me!
Janine or Jenteal = They're both awesome
Chasey Lain or Jani Lane = Chasey – only by a small percentage

23. You have a reputation for being difficult and canceling appearances. What’s the basic reason for that?

JJ: You need to stop listening to all the gossip… Everyone gets tired sometime.

24. Time for Metal Sludge's Word Association. We mention a name and you give us your thoughts.

Howard Stern = friend
Kendra Jade = don't know her very well, but she seems cool.
Jasmin St. Claire = crazy
Luke F-rd = cool
Poison = bad
Nikki Tyler = homeslice
Pamela Anderson = emergency meatloaf
Savannah = druggy
Kiss = old

Hound writes: Jenna, KISS may be old (in their 50's) but at least they're still around playing sold out shows. You'll be lucky if anyone remembers you by the time you hit your mid thirties let alone come to see you perform.

Richard Freeman writes: Hi Luke: Re Jenna's preference for shaved vs. unshaved cunt: This will only reinforce the industry's predilection for showing us shaved and almost entirely (except for the stupid racing-stripe look) shaved women, which in turn reinforces the average viewer's interest in women as Barbie dolls. Are there any men out there who know that hair imparts character to a cunt, makes it look like more than just an aperture? Not to mention that the hair acts as an olfactory trap, so that the gorgeous vaginal musk can be savored even more.

Free Speech Coalition Reaches Out To Net Porners

Net porner Kevin Blatt met Friday with Jeffrey Douglas and Bill Lyon from the Free Speech Coalition, the video porn industry's trade group.

"We had a good meeting," says Kevin. "It was about me reaching out to webmasters. There are a lot of things going down that a lot of webmasters... I know for a fact that a majority of my counterparts are not fully compliant with USC 2257 [federal law that requires extensive documentation for models in sex shoots]. There are so many things like model releases that webmasters do wrongly every day.

"A federal obscenity prosecution can cost you $250,000... And the rules regarding simulated child porn. We talked about parts of CDA (Communication Decency Act), COPA, credit card processing, money laundering..."

Luke: "What did you say about money laundering?"

Kevin: "How we are at risk of prosecutions for being in the adult industry and if we don't clean up our act quickly, some people are going to put us under the microscope. We've been fortunate with Janet Reno being who she was and where she was...because she really didn't do anything to come down on our industry. That is all going to change this industry. After eight years of nothing happening, people are going to start targeting the adult market.

"Jeffrey Douglas opened my eyes to a lot of things that I had never seen. I thought he'd just be another self serving attorney out to make a buck. He is a smart guy. He's fire and brimstone. He does this because he loves to fight for the First Amendment."

Luke: "He is a true believer."

Kevin: "He is a true believer. That James Woods movie "The True Believer" made me think about him. The exact same character. James Woods plays this pot smoking hippie attorney who fights for his client's First Amendment rights. While I did not smoke any pot with Jeffrey, he looks like your typical...

"We're likely to have federal legislation about adult domain names, such as XXX. And access by minors is another issue. Restriction of access to portals and credit cards... Mandatory screening software for general use computers in libraries, colleges and government... There are so many different firewalls out there that companies are coming up with to screen out porn. So you won't be able to buy porn from the office. A lot of these things are going to hurt our business. People are not thinking long term in this industry...

"We will have a meeting at the IA2000 next month in New Orleans with people that I am handpicking from the adult industry.

"On Saturday I consulted with Brittany Andrews. She has a beautiful studio (Britco Pictures) in downtown LA. I'm helping get her website going..."

What Porn Does To My Girlfriend

Romeo writes on RAME: Turns her off, mostly. She says "It looks so painful" (and this to fairly vanilla stuff). Other women have said to me that they think porn is destructive of relationships because it creates pressure on women to do things sexually they really don't want to do.

I think these comments are related. Yes, a woman is not going to want to try anal, for example, if her only experience of it is watching some painful scene on a porn vid. Is there such a thing as couples gonzo? Hustler's Barely Legal 3 comes close, but even there, in scenes like Mariah's anal sex scene at the end, this tiny cutie has a hard time taking anal and shows obvious discomfort.

For those women in porn who have pretensions to acting careers, or those editors who wish to appeal not just to the "Wow, Aspen Brock is crying" or "Wow, look at Max pound that girl" aesthetic but also to help us guys out out here who would like be to able to show wild monkey love tapes to our women without scaring them into running for the hills, do you think sometime you can make a movie with the grimaces and the like cut out and show the woman really enjoying the sex, anal or whatever?

I'd love to come across a scene I could show my girlfriend where the actress is saying consistently throughout with a smile on her face, "Oh, god, f--- my ass, that feels so good, oh that's great, yes, yes, yes, yes, YES" instead of looking like she wants to hide from the male porn star. Sure, many of us guys like the rough stuff, I'm no exception, but just once I'd like to find a tape with adventurous sex that would intrigue my girlfriend, rather than repel her.

Nick Adams writes on RAME: I'm the last person on earth to want a woman to do something she doesn't really want to do. Sexually, or in any other way. But Jesus Christ. Porn creates too much pressure for women by making them feel like they have to put some effort into f---ing their boyfriends?

I'm sorry. I want to be an enlightened male of the new millennium, but after sitting through Hope Floats or Sarah Plain and Tall with a girl, I *need* anal sex (or a good brick wall to slam my head against for a few hours). I never see women feeling concerned that chick movies put too much pressure on me to pretend I give a damn about ice skaters with leukemia.

Digitorian writes on RAME: Try "California Valley Girls" with the big boy, John Holmes. I always remember one scene, without John, where a guy is trying to get his wife to do anal so he uses a college coed to practice on to show the wife how good it is. The coed screams "OH!! f--- ME UP THE ASS FER SURE!!!" the whole time. It was interesting and a little comical.

Jack Chick Presents - This Was Your Life

Saving souls one at a time, l-keford.com continues with the Christian comic ministry of Jack Chick. Today's subject is the folly of pursuit of material wealth and carnal pleasure in this earthly life. Read and be saved.

ps Did I mention I am looking for freelance work? $1 per word 1,000 minimum (800 of which to be written by Chaim).

Click here: This Was Your Life

Concerned writes: Luke, Look a little closer at the last Jack Chick comic. Can you see the error of YOUR ways?

Not Quite Starved

Chud writes: Just a quick comment about Brits being "starved" for hardcore: Not so- one can possess and own hardcore of over 16's for a long long time. It was only every illegal to sell or distrubute on video- Hardcore magazines have always been legal in some council areas- (notibably Westminster & Camden, both in London). There are many, many, "illegal" hardcore vendors of porn in Soho, London, which openingly displayed and sell full hardcore. Additionally, there are quite sophisticed "smuggling" companies, operating from europe, delivering from within the UK to your door. (www.yourchoice.co.uk, based in the netherlands is one such co)

Incidentally, you may have heard of the british passtime of crossing to France to buy cheap beer & wine (the free movement of tax paid goods for personal use intra-EU is completely legal)- i noticed at the weekend while enjoying the french weather a few Sex Shops set up to cater to the british trade near the French Channel tunnel...

Rock's 100 Sleaziest Moments

NEW YORK, Aug. 29 /PRNewswire/ -- Spin, the nation's leading music and youth culture magazine, sifts through decades of decadence, degradation, and general depravity to bring you the 100 sleaziest moments in rock 'n' roll's history in its pending October issue, on newsstands September 5th. From Elvis to Fred Durst, Spin's editors rank 100 truly tasteless moments.

The most enduring rock 'n' roll tradition isn't smashing your guitar or breaking up your band over "creative differences" -- it's sleaziness. And now, as porn stars and strippers have become rock and rap's favorite accessories, as "Behind the Music" wallows in the history of pop debauchery, "sleazy does it" is replacing "keeping it real" as the order of the day.

Spin presents "The 100 Sleaziest Moments in Rock," covering the Seven Deadly Sins and then some. Greed? Check out the promoters of Woodstock '99 (#4). Vanity? How about Ol' Dirty Bastard taking MTV cameras with him -- in a limo no less -- to cash a welfare check (#22)? Lust? Papa Roach don't just watch porn, they star in it, with bologna (#8). But sleaziness is more than just bad behavior with an exploitive edge. Any punk can shoot up or shag a fan or die young. It takes an extra bit of depravity to marry your bandmate's teenage daughter just to spite him (the Beach Boys' Dennis Wilson, #46), to convince your bodyguard to take the fall for you on that gun (or drug) charge (Sean "Puffy" Combs, # 33), to leak your own competing sex video to keep up with your drummer's bad reputation (Motley Crue's Vince Neil, #76).

So what follows is our greatest hits of sleaze -- the good, the bad, and the hideous; the amusingly repellent and the simply criminal. Spin presents the moments that will make your jaw drop, your skin crawl, and have you thanking God for a little thing called rock 'n' roll. Because it ain't easy being sleazy.

For a guide to the complete rock 'n' roll sleaze library, and chats with Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx and super fan Pamela Des Barres, log on to http://www.spin.com.

THE TOP TEN:

(1) LED ZEPPELIN'S SEAFOOD FETISH. Led Zeppelin were the undisputed gods of rock 'n' roll perversity. Their most infamous moment, a disgusting 1969 incident at Seattle's Edgewater Inn involving fornication with fresh seafood. The event remains the standard by which all rock debauchery has been measured.

(2) SID STABS NANCY, EVERYONE PROFITS. In 1978 Sid Vicious was instantly transformed from junkie punk icon in rapid decline to the most infamous celebrity in the world. Everyone from Vicious' record company (Virgin), to his mother and fashion designer Vivienne Westwood, were out to make a buck off of his new found notoriety.

(3) "COLONEL" TOM PARKER DESTROYS THE KING. A former circus carny, "Colonel" Tom Parker became Elvis Presley's manager, and ultimately wound up destroying whatever musical ambitions Elvis had.

(4) WOODSTOCK III SLIMES EVERYONE. Greedy promoters held the event on the hot, ugly runway of a decommissioned Air Force base. By the time the weekend was over 44 people were arrested, nearly 10,000 were treated for injuries, and women reported eight rapes and sexual assaults.

(5) PAMELA DES BARRES RACKS 'EM UP. Pamela Des Barres, rock's most famous groupie, got to first base with Captain Beefheart, second base with Jim Morrison, and third base with Ray Davies, but hit home runs with Jimmy Page, Mick Jagger, and Don "Heartbeat" Johnson, and lived to write about it. Now a successful rock writer, Des Barres wrote "I'm With the Band" (1987), a memoir of those scandalous days of old, now a bible for enterprising groupies.

(6) MICHAEL JACKSON'S PETER PAN PROBLEMS. Remember when tabloid coverage of Michael Jackson was fun? The climate changed in 1993 when a child accused him of sexual abuse.

(7) SUGE KNIGHT'S INNOVATIVE MANAGEMENT STYLE. Former UNLV football star, Bobby Brown bodyguard, and all-around hard-ass Marion "Suge" Knight took his management tips from the book of Corleone in consolidating his Death Row hip-hop empire.

(8) FRED DURST, PAPA ROACH GET PORN AGAIN. "Backstage Sluts 1 and 2," the hardcore videos (soon to be a trilogy) featuring Korn's Jonathan Davis, Sugar Ray's Mark McGrath, Motorhead's Lemmy, Fred Durst, and Papa Roach recounting their rock-star conquests.

(9) CHUCK BERRY'S YELLOW FEVER. In 1990 Berry was accused of installing hidden cameras in the ladies room at his Missouri-based restaurant. Proving, in light of CBS' recent voyeur-fest Big Brother, that Berry is still very much the pioneer.

(10) DIAMOND DAVE'S BONUS PROGRAM. During their 1979 tour, Van Halen rontman David Lee Roth instituted an "incentive program" to keep the roadies n schedule. Crew members were given backstage passes to dole out to the adies of their choice. The roadie who doled out the pass pinned to the tube op on the floor of Diamond Dave's hotel-room floor was given $100 and a ommendation at the next pre-show dinner.

Luke Gets Mail

Transitive Verb writes: Dear Luke: I am a writer for a well known adult publication. I am also a father of two teen girls. I was disgusted by Max Hardcore's "review" of the PG-13 film, Bring It On. The fact that this man can take family entertainment and twist it into something perverse is simply deplorable, and, I believe, dangerous. I am very disturbed by the thought that Max Hardcore could be siting in the same theater my daughters and I are watching some PG film. Am I the only one who feels this way?

Bill Whitrock writes: Dear Luke: I just read Transitive Verb's comments about Max Hardcore's Bring It On review. Why is this guy so upset? You know the only reason that movie is doing well is because grown men are going to see it. Guys of all ages enjoy watching teenage girls jump up and down in cheerleading uniforms. It may be forbidden fruit, but we all want to take a bite. Men love young girls. Everyone knows this. Max just has the balls to say it. I bet Transitive Verb had a chubby the entire time he sat there watching the movie with his daughters. Now, tell me that's not disturbing. If you work in this industry, you are a pervert. People should get over themselves.

I saw Bring It On and it was just as good as Max said. Kirstin Dunst is very hot. I, for one, wouldn't mind seeing her with a speculum in her ass, or, maybe, in a really good scat video. And, let's be honest, neither would you. www.realsexmagazine.com. Bill Whitrock

P.S. To Max: If you liked Bring It On, I highly recommend these great movies: Mary Kate & Ashley's Great Detective Mystery Adventure, Mathilda, Harriet the Spy, and The Jean Benett Ramsey Story. They're all available on home video and DVD.

Pimp writes: Hey luke i was wondering, does Vivid still make Bi-sex porn now that it is all condoms? The only reason I ask is that i work in a video store and Vivid has released their best of Bi-Sex series now? Is this the end of Bi-sex for Vivid? Are they afraid to let their contact girls mingle with gays men? I noticed that only one scene listed on any of the boxes we got had Heaven Leigh in them, but she is not a contact girl. But most of the older scene listed feature Sharon Kane, Aja, Bunny Bleu and other contract girls from yesteryear? What is the 411?

Greg writes: With the competitive domain registration system http://gandi.net in Paris is the only domain registrar that has a contract that clearly states "You won the domain name". Gandi is an ICANN certified registrar. I've transfered two domain names so far from networksolutions.com to gandi.net without trouble. Cost is around $11.50 per year and they tack on an extra year on the domain with the $11.50 transfer. It's worth reading the gandi.net contract which explicitly states "You own the domain name"

RugPony writes: Regarding Laura's comment that an America full of nuclear families supporting JFK disproves Prager's thesis:

Laura is obviously ignorant of the major changes that have occured in the Democrat party over the past 40 years. Of course nuclear families voted for JFK - he was for a strong national defense and promoted induvidualism. A major theme of JFK's campaign was that Eisenhower and Nixon had been weak on Communism and had failed to keep up with the Soviets militarily. JFK's answer to a recession was to cut taxes to stimulate the economy. If not for his abysmal civil rights record, JFK would have been a viable candidate for the Republican nomination this year. He would have been found running somewhat to the right of George W. Bush.

As I'm sure you know, Luke, Democrats are no longer "liberals" in the classic, 19th century sense of the word (as JFK was and Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush are) - they are socialists. It was the socialist agenda of LBJ and his successors that destroyed the society that elected JFK and the socialist Democrats have thrived on that destruction ever since.

Regarding Unsure's comment: it is not quite true that the more educated a person is, the more likely they are to vote Democrat. Voters with batchelors degrees are more likely to vote Republican - voters with graduate degrees are more likely to vote Democrat. People with graduate degrees work disproportionately for government and they know where their bread is buttered.

Transgender Rights

On his nationally syndicated radio show today, Dennis Prager discussed the growing trend of legally protecting cross dressers from discrimination.

From today's New York Times editorial headlined "Transgender Rights":

"People who have had sex-change surgery, cross-dressers and others whose gender identity does not conform to societal norms are often targets of violence and bias that force them to live in fear for their safety or the loss of their jobs and shelter. A bill now before the New York City Council would give this marginalized population basic protection against discrimination in housing, employment and public accommodations.

"The city's human rights law has long barred discrimination based on gender. Since the 1980's, the law has also prohibited discrimination based on "sexual orientation." But that provision focuses on issues of heterosexuality, homosexuality or bisexuality. It does not protect those who identify themselves as transgender. The new legislation, which has 28 sponsors in the City Council, would broaden the definition of "gender" to include not only a person's sex, but also a person's expression of gender identity, self-image and appearance. Similar anti-bias laws have been enacted in nearly two dozen cities, including Atlanta, San Francisco and Minneapolis."

Dennis Prager: This is very bad news. This legislation protects men who want to dress like women at their workplace from being fired. So your kids could be taught by some guy wearing a dress. Note how it is Democratic majorities that are passing these types of destructive bills.

DP: If I were to write a book about my social struggles it would be "I am on the losing side."

Caller: Who cares what somebody wraps himself in?

DP: In part because of a silly book called the Bible, which says that men should not dress like women.

Caller: Where do the urges come from to push people to wear transgender clothing?

DP: Some pathology from childhood that causes the individual to more identify with the opposite sex parent.

Caller: So no healthy person has ever wanted to dress like the opposite sex?

DP: Correct. What if my kink is whipping women? Can I do that in public?

Caller: No because that is sexual behavior.

DP: And a man dressing in women's clothing is not?

DP: Civilizations tend to decline as is ours. If you are a man who wants to wear a dress, I should be allowed to not hire you.

Loretta Sanchez Episode

Charles Krauthammer writes in the Washington Post: Hence the Loretta Sanchez episode. She is the Hispanic congresswoman who had planned a convention fundraiser at the Playboy Mansion until an avalanche of threats and pressure from the Gore campaign and virtually the entire Democratic establishment forced her to move the event.

The fierceness of the reaction to this cozying up to the softest of soft-core porn purveyors--from a political party that just recently featured Robin Williams in high raunch at a giant Washington fundraiser held in Clinton's honor--is a measure of how neuralgic the party has become to any taint of sex as Election Day approaches.