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Wednesday, July 26th, 2000

Kid Vegas Responds

Around July 10th, Kid Vegas left this message on my answer machine. I just picked it up now after returning from 25 days in the Middle East.

Kid Vegas: "I heard that Gary [husband of porn star Dynamite] had made some comments about me on the internet.

"I just wanted to say to the balding mid-40s man who married the 21-year old... recycled whore who gets pimped out weekly to pay his rent and food... They are a bad image for wanna be porn stars. And they're a bad image for the A class porn stars like myself. I will not promote nor respond to trailer park trash from Michigan who thrive off the press and attempt to slander A-class people like myself.

"These lowlife live in an internet building and leach off our industry for strength and pride since they do not have any. I will not boost their egos or pity the scum of the earth. Leave this city. Leave now. Leave with some integrity or I will be forced to humiliate, like Max Hardcore, for my sick mail order movie I'm creating.

"This is Kid Vegas saying Peace Out to my fans. I love everyone. Do more drugs. I'm outa here."

Marilyn Star Update

From the Vancouver Sun: A hearing to determine if former porn star Kathryn Gannon will be extradited to face charges in the U.S. of insider trading has been set for April 12. The date was set Tuesday, minutes after the buxom 31-year-old sashayed into a Vancouver courtroom in a tight summer dress and matching hat.

XXXisle Seeks Contract Girls

My sponsor XXXisle.com (formerly Fantasticonline.com) seeks two good looking contract girls aka spokesmodels with lots of video credits. Email Steve Koskins at skoskins@xxxgen.com.

VSDA Photos

Hank writes: These are from the Vegas VSDA show and in the photos are: Stuart Wall(G.V.A), Kevin Larson (Pandora's Toy Box), Katjia Kean, Terri Summers (Michael Ravens new contract girl, see her links below) She was Penthouse Pet of the Year in Holland and on the cover of Playboy-Holland, Kira (Dutch girl), Mark G.(Sin City Webmaster), and the infamous Leif Rock in the background.

Group 1 Group 2 Group 3 Stukira

More photos here: http://www.mysterri.com

Meni writes: Luke, you mention Terri, imho top 5 girls at VSDA no particular order Cheyenne Silver, Terri Summers, Brittany Andrews, Tera Patrick, and Temptress. drunkest attendee Me

Center of the Internet Rumor Mill - MrMarcus.com

Digga writes: Since it has become apparent that this message board has started more rumours then a little bit let fill you in on something. Jennifer Lopez is my babies momma. Enjoy Luke.

TotalK writes on MrMarcus.com: I figured that your average street nigger was stupid enough to think that a big name white star would f--- a dirty nigger but I actually thought Mr. Marcus was smarter than that. At least he knows how reluctant real white women are to f--- black "men". But it seems he either embraces the lie that white women want black men or he is so stupid that he believes it. Either way, keep dreaming whatever you want niggers, because white women know what you really are and so do you yourselves.

Mr Marcus writes: My arms are open wide to embrace the "lie" your talkin about. As I'm f---in' I'll remember it is all a lie and while I'm f---ing I'll remember to tell the girl to stop moaning my name as I dont believe she really wants to be f---ing me. You stupid idiot. Do you really believe white women or any other women non-black could not find black men attractive and even more so sexually attractive?. You know what were capable of. They know what were capable of. It's on video. It's in your mind. It's in a womans mind. Sexually it was meant to be many ways, white and black is just one combination. Deal with it. Stupid ass rascist bastards. KKK my ass. Year 2000 and these muthaf---a's still exist. Dam. Sincerely, Mr.Marcus Really I'm a nice guy. I just "hate" (neva use that word) ignorance. Especially racial ignorance.

DJY writes on MrMarcus.com: Brittany Andrews sucks, she waited 5 years to even look at a brother, and now that she is old, faded and no one wants her as a contract gal she does brothers, after saying she would not, she has always been condom only and no facials, screw her ugly ass, fake blond, fake tits, annoying voice, no ass, foot sucking, whore who charges 1g/hour on nicisgirls.com.

Brittany Andrews replies: I am appaled at the willingness of people to speak about things that they have no idea about.

I have never said that I would not do any one of color. I know that Luke F-rd staes this on his web site but please look at the resource. I have been asking Chris Mann

An individual such as myself just has not recieved any offers until one day Sean Michaels came to me to do a movie. None of the bigger co. ever did ask me to do a scene with someone of color if they had i would have done it sooner. I only just worked with Mark Davis-a very popular male porn star- just this yaer. I only do a few movies a year and have not worked with a lot of people white and black!

I did ask to work with Lex because I had heard he had a huge cock and wanted to try it out! They were right it was huge.

I am still waiting for black and asian twate. since i dont do 100 movies a year like most I unfourtunatley dont get a chance to work with many people. But I am not a sexual racist and never have been. next time before you start to talk out of your ass do some research!

Brittany Andrews
Britco PicturesLLC.
Cave Post LLC.
brittanyandrews.net

PS. I have many co's. that I own, thank you and often TURN DOWN offers of contracts!

Luke: In my interview with Brittany Andrews in 1997, she told me that she did not have on-camera sex with blacks because she wanted to maintain a "classy image." And let's be honest. Even though it is not politically correct to say, this is exactly how many, perhaps most, of the leading white women in porn feel (just like many white women in real life).

Michelle Raven vs Tony Eveready

Porn star Michelle Raven writes: "hope all is going well for you. things have been pretty rough out here. tony [Eveready] beat the s--- out of me and i was in the hospital. this was about 3 weeks ago. the cops are still trying to find him. on top of that, he stole my computer, printer, scanner and all the extras. nice huh? they are charging him with a felony for beating me. now i just have to wait until they get him."

Luke: I talked to Tony Eveready Wednesday afternoon. He didn't want to say anything for publication. He's tired of his name being on the internet. He just wants to go about his business.

Tony did have a relationship with Michelle Raven but they broke up a few weeks ago. He denies her charges. He says the cops know how to get hold of him if they need to. They dealt with him many times in the past.

HomegrownVideo.com Girls

Stefanie from HomegrownVideo.com writes: Hey Luke! Well, it's summer and sex is on the minds of the lovely ladies of San Diego. It's been crazy here lately, with so many cute first-timers stopping by, eager to get naked for us. Hardly a day goes by without some sweet thing coming by, looking to take her first step into adult entertainment. As you can imagaine, we're having a great time! Here are some pictures of Tim Lake's homegrownvideo.com girl posse. Besides shooting photos and doing live shows on our site, some of these girls will be appearing in various Xplor series including Eye Contact, Cherries, California College Student Bodies and Sex Kittens (our new all-girl line). Very few of the girls we meet want to become porn stars, so most of them are doing it just for a new experience and because they like hanging out with us. The only place you'll see these girls again is on www.homegrownvideo.com!

Belinda, Brandimay, Caitlyn, Chloe1, Chloe2, Daphne, Daphne2, Destiny, Drew, Drew2, Gina, Gina2, Julie, Kristen, Malissa, Mandeemorecock, Mariko, Morgan, Summer, SummerGemini,

Relationships Within The Porn Industry

Pokechoppe writes on RAME: Okay, I've just read some article about Jill Kelly and Julian getting married. I've also read something concerning Jewel D'nyle breaking up with Peter North, but I don't know why. I also understand that Missy and Mickey G have supposedly broken up. Also read a rumor that Seymour butts and Alisha Klass are no longer an item.

What other relationships are there in the porn industry involving a porn stud and a porn chick or a porn chick with another porn chick being attached (either marriage or boyfriend/girlfriend or girlfriend/girlfriend) outside the industry? I'm speaking of both parties being in the porn industry and f---ing different people on film. I'm having a hard time believing that these relationships could work long term when each party is f---ing different guys or girls. However, maybe it can. What have you guys seen? Do you believe that a relationship of two people in the porn industry has less of a chance of making it than a relationship involving two people outside the porn industry who only f--- each other?

Also, name me some other relationships that I'm not aware of and if anybody knows what happened between Jewel D'nyle and Peter North. She seems pretty pissed about the breakup.

PezBoy writes on RAME: Anna Malle-Married (Hank Armstrong, perfomer), Bridget Kerkove-married to some guy named Skeeter( I hope thats a nickname),on that note I find it unfathomable that a signifigant other can encourage his "Wife" (more like a cum dumpster) to star in a Bukkake movie or to continually star in movies with unprotected sex and plenty of anals,ect.

Taliesin writes on RAME: Yet you watch the movies we make. Apparently you don't mind getting off to a woman who might have an STD and who might transmit it to a husband or boy friend. Porn stars like to f---. It's our work and it's our recreation. Relationships are tough within the biz and the biz does take its toll. But I like watching my friends f--- as they like watching me. Sometimes that might be on camera and sometimes it might be at a swing party or some other situation. I've dated a few women in the business, and have had a couple of meaningful, romantic relationships as well. But when I'm in a relationship with a woman I don't own her; she's not property. Why shouldn't she be free to choose what she wants to do for work or for recreation? Why shouldn't I have that same freedom? If the relationship is solid, and real and meaningful then there is trust and love and there's nothing you can't tell the person you are in a relationship with. So if you did get an STD you would tell your partner. It might not be easy, but you would tell, because you love that person. I'm glad you enjoy what we do, but please, don't look down on us for what we do.

Bigrrl writes: I agree, Tal. I think a big part of the commentator's feelings may stem from what is classically called the "Madonna/whore complex." Lots of men have it...the notion that women who do all kinds of kinky things sexually are great, but they don't want a girlfriend or a wife like that...she has to be pure.

LT writes: I find it troubling that Bridgette Kerkove said that "she wasn't going big" when getting breast implants, yet managed to wind up with DD breasts AND a nose job. Not to mention who did it, going to a Utah clinic run by a clown (Wesley Harline) with a list a mile long against him. There are troubling issues with how much say she had in the whole thing. And you ain't gonna see that on "Inside Edition".

Kevin Korey writes: I am happy to say that Nakita and I are working on our 4th year together and couldn't be happier.

Kobe Tai & Mark Davis were married, Bud Lee & Hypatia (sp?) Lee (divorced), Bud Lee & Asia Carrera (estranged?), Jill Kelly was married to Cal Jammer, who killed himself.

Forgot about the various relationships between Seymore and his babes du jour: Shane, Taylor Hayes and Alisha Klass.

UncleStevie: Double porn industry marriages that I can think of: (some of them have since ended up in divorce)

John C. Holmes & Laurie Holmes, aka Misty Dawn
Shane Hunter & Trinity Loren (married, then divorced, then she OD'd)
Randy Spears & Danielle Rodgers
Rick Daniels & Bridgette Bleu, aka Champagne
Ritchie Razor & Tyffany Million (who also had a relationship with another porn actress: Sara Jane Hamilton)
Francois Papillon & Kascha
Roscoe Bowltree (aka Patrick Collins) & Tianna
Billy Dee & Susannah French
Ray Victory & Jean Afrique
Justin Case & Alex Jordan (who hanged herself)
Eric Price & Paula Price
Kris Newz & Kiss

Jimmy: What I've heard Jewel brooked up with Peter because of his past (gay). It was not because of the gaymovies he did, but that he lied to her about it.

Luke: That's what she told me too.

Mike South (msouth@mindspring.com): Anyone in the industry who is married and looking to get divorced or who is separated and looking to finalize the divorce should contact me I may have a good deal for you.

David Aaron Clark Rents Gangbang Angels 6

David Aaron Clark, my favorite porn journalist, writes: I actually broke my golden rule and paid GOOD AMERICAN DOLLARS to RENT PORN recently, and was bamboozled into dropping dollars on GB6 because it starred Jade Marcella, who is, in my not-so-humble opinion, one of the hottest performers in the biz today -- this said as both consumer and smut-monger.

Well, Alex Ladd and his cameraman and editor make Rob Black and Jane Waters look like a pair of geniuses, because I never saw such supposed "decadence" presented in a such a desultory, by-the-numbers fashion. I would say "clinical," but to be clinical takes at least a little attention. A lame aping of the Black-invented format SANS any sort of brains or flair results in a boring-ass smut tape I couldn't get my dick hard with if you held a gun to my head (and please do, if I'm ever forced to watch this turkey again!). ... who except perhaps a 12-year-old boy who had never seen a porn tape in his life could find this bland piece of product a turn-on?

THIS is the kind of crap that's choking the market. But Patrick doesn't care. Hey, Pat, what nameless geek are you going to have do your dirty work,. now that Sin City's stolen Alex Ladd away?

David Clark further writes on RAME over the past few days: Mesha hooked up with a rather brutal, piece of s---, bottom of the barrel porn actor who tried to use her as his ticket to get more scenes, but since he's such a scumbag it didn't even work. He tore her ass up during an anal scene, she picked up a social disease and ended up in the hospital. So PROBABLY no more porn for Mesha. A "debutante" at 18, a casualty before 19. (and THERE's an unvarnished report from porn reality for you)

XXX: Anyone hung out with/dated porn stars?

Clark: Well, "someone," I wouldn't brag about it being something you did to send your old girlfriends into porn, since a good 90 percent of the actresses I've met have lifelong strings of horribly dysfunctional relationships with shifty, cheating, physically violent guys -- and/or close male relatives of the same description. Dating porn girls? Slooowly I turn, step by step ...

Joey Silvera made up the name "Bringum Young" a few years ago for a character John Dough was going to play in a Butt Row scene, but they never got around to using it.

Britain Relaxes Porn Censorship

David writes: In case you haven't heard, the British Board of Film Censors have now issued new guidelines and will allow depiction of consensual sexual activity in films and videos which are sold in licensed shops or via mail order to adults (i e over 18).

Their press release states that this will include genital contact,including oral, and penetration, both male and female. Any depiction of forced sex and obviously minors is still not allowed. The Government (namely the Home Office) have indicated that this is now acceptable and effectively brings the UK into line with everywhere else in Europe. They have stated that they intend to bring in legislation making it an offence to supply such material to minors (and indeed covering other areas, for example where minors view this material because their parents have negligently left it lying around the house).

This follows a general relaxation of police activity in the areas of pornography and a recent case where a film maker took the BBFC to court after they declined to give some of his films certificates (R18). The court found in his favour and the BBFC have now issued these new guidelines.

Peppy, Luke's San Francisco Treat

Chaim Amalek writes: See, this is going to happen quite often, as you live hundreds of miles apart.

If she does not know EXACTLY what you do for a living by now, she has got to be very naive. But I do not think she is very naive, so here is a shout out to Peppy, Luke's San Francisco Treat.

PS If we turn your life into a movie, do you think we can get Elizabeth Hurley to play the role of Kendra Jade?

Patrick Riley

franksimns@aol.com (Frank Simmons) wrote: >But it would be by your choice - you'd have known before hand that it was going >to happen. You state "magnamity is always easy when you don't give up >anything" - but I am willing to give up things. Currently, about 90% of all >plotted hetero porn has g-g scenes - and I agree that this is too much.

PR: However more and more of gonzo and wall-to-wall is g/g-free. If you consider what happened with facials and anals, going from rare in plotted porn to today's "an anal and facials in every box" you may be on a losing horse here, Frank.

> I have >no problem giving up *some* g-g scenes in hetero movies, even giving up *most* >g-g scenes in hetero movies, I only onject to you're demand that g-g scenes be >limited to g-g only movies.

PR: They'd be OK if they were plot-related such as in "Things Change" with Nikki Dial and Diedre Holland but almost always they're just going through the motions to satisfy some g/g-fanatic .

> IMO, that is out of line - just as demanding that >Ginger Lynn be limited to "granny" films is out of line,

PR: Nothing wrong with that .

> and just as if >somebody demanded that Sean michaels be limited to all-black films would be out >of line.

PR: But I wouldn't touch that line with Lexington's dick.

Brandy Alexandre: > I just hope you will see a potential bias each time you allow >him to lay on the defects of of a myriad of stars

PR: What "bias"? I had this from Roger the other day and let it pass. What do you mean by bias? I don't see an animosity towards an ugly performer as "bias". If I said all porn performers are ugly because they're porn stars and then went on to say "Gina Bigtits is ugly, Freida Fatass is ugly, and Sylvia Slutty is ugly" I can see you accusing me of bias but in fact there are porn performers I consider pretty and I say so.

Brad Williams writes on alt.cult-movies.erotica: >Nobody. The fact is that ACME exists and is a testament to anyone's >"free speech rights." No one is FORCED to post to RAME and the >ng isn't the only forum for discussion on porn/erotic movies. If people >don't agree with the RAME charter or strict enforcement, they can >freely post elsehwere and build their own community. I am sick of >hearing from a few idiots that "RAME is the only outlet for porn >discussion and you cannot do......." Listen, RAME was built amidst >popular support and only continues because of people posting to it. >Anyone is free to start their own newsgroup/chat whatever and make >their own rules or not.

Pat Riley: Hmmm, do you really think a bunch of "In which video did John Holmes anal Jenna Jameson" or "Did you see that wonderful facial Peter gave Tina Tyler in Blow Job Babes #43" or "Isn't Nakita just the most wonderful girl in the world" is going to support rame? If you look back at the postings over the last couple of months, the most popular thread(s) was the "Return of the old biddies" where the regular posters duked it out and Torris and I did our stand up comedy act (or was that a related one?). Anyway, it's the controversy that generates the fun. Sure eventually it becomes boring and you have to call a halt but until that moment arrives let the people have at each other. If they can't take the heat they can stay out of the fire.

You (or some of the moderators) seem to be extremely interested in "industry insiders" posting to the group and seem to think that we scare them off. What would you have it turn into? Gene Ross's website in NG format? That's what most of the industry insiders would like to do with it. They're not going to contribute anything other than publicity for themselves just as Randy West does.

I can only think of one other NG (a computer language) where the industry insiders actually appear with regularity and contribute something and that because the subject matter is non-controversial. Even mindspring/earthlink/netcom...and the rest help groups don't have techies posting to them because as soon as they appear they're reamed out by the regulars in a feeding frenzy. It's really democracy in action and as it should be. At the moment I'd love to have the chairman of Toshiba in a public forum so I could tell him about the design errors in his latest product. He'd squirm. He's wise enough not to appear.

The only "insiders" we get are people who have a thick skin and are willing to scuffle with the masses. Cheers to them. But unless you're going to turn it into publicity venue the others aren't going to come...ever. And if you do make it a publicity place, you'll lose the regulars.

Or is it because some moderators are slavering fan boys at heart ?

As to your characterization of rame as your own fiefdom and "If you don't like it, go elsewhere" I'm afraid I don't see it like that. A better analogy would be a board of trustees of a library or a museum, a group that often shares similar characteristics such as control over content, self-perpetuation, and sometimes arrogance. However most see their role as being responsive to their customers/visitors and to the pool from which those customers are drawn. Is it your feeling that lots of people want to see someone banned? Or "insiders" given the red carpet treatment? Not my feeling. I don't even want to see the "Did the anal really hurt? Eh? That bitch deserved it." type eliminated (gives me fodder for my "degraded and dangerous raincoater" line) nor Tal blathering his touchie-feelie nonsense.

Nakita Kash wrote: Ok guys, I'm gonna do it. I just made plans with Micheal Raven to do my first B/G in a project entitled 'Poly Ester'. The lucky guy is going to be Evan Stone. We are going to shoot in October....I am so excited! I will give you guys more info when production is closer.

Ramsey's follow up comment was not posted on RAME: "That's great but Michael Raven? doesn't he only direct couples-appeal crap filled with condoms? Why not a real director like John Leslie, Joey Silvera or better John Stagliano himself?"

Pat Riley: Personally I can't see what's wrong with Ramsey's post or how it violates the intelligent, mature, non-mysoginist current rules. Maybe the word "crap"? Try "excrement" instead. Or maybe it's the, "I hate Evan Stone." Try "I don't feel that Evan Stone's thespian qualities are worthy of a quality actress such as yourself. He simply doesn't have that difficult to define air of nonchalance that makes for a quality stud."

Or maybe rethink the entire approach:

"Oh, my darling Nakita, please don't let him harm you with his ugly penis. Instead think about me instead. I'd be happy to rush to your side, lick your feet, kiss your adorable legs, and masturbate in the vicinity of your pubic mound so you can see how aroused I would be over your adorable little body. I wouldn't do anything so gross as put it in you until we're married and even then it would only be if you really wanted me to. My entire fortune earned working at the auto parts store is at your disposal. Of course that's not much but if you just said the word I'd be happy to take a second or third job just to support you in the manner you'd like to become accustomed to."

Drool, drool, drool...

Brandy to Ramsey: I doubt you're the first casuality. I mean, they rejected my best wishes with light commentary about the change. You are probably the first big baby to bitch and moan whine about it.

Pat Riley: ...you have a point about Ramsey probably not being the first [censored on RAME] (no not me, I behave myself on rame most of the time). I'm wondering why Becky hasn't flooded acme with dozens of rejected posts. Maybe he's ill? Or maybe mindlink are just not updating the NG's at my end? Or maybe no one is reading rame? (except Luke F-rd).

Speaking of which I noticed Gene Ross couldn't wait to give pride of place to the moderators' announcement [about RAME elminating nasty comments]. The thorns in AVN's side will finally be tamed (he hopes). Now if only the moderators had control over Luke we could just go back to the nice cozy arrangements of the past pretending that the industry is composed of fine upstanding people producing healthy adult entertainment.

I don't really have anything against Layla Jade. She's just a mixed up little girl IMO, much in need of supervision and a nice older man to make the pain go away. Speaking of which doesn't she have an older guy who's her suitcase pimp? Like...er.. that Australian girl that Joey Markman used to be in love with...er...Sunny something-or-other.

Torris: >s--- Brad. Everyone know's Becky's a troll. Most people just shine it >on.

Jeff, a RAME moderator: And other don't. I see it like this: we want to change the industry in some way; hopefully by getting them to make better porn. One way to do that is to get their ear. We've done that; they know who RAME is. What we've lost, tho, is any sort of credibility that we may have had an been able to bring to the table. The other thing, is there is a reputation that the moderators wished for RAME when we started the group; and we have lost that reputation. We are only as smart as our rudest poster; so despite the fact that there is some good discussion and whatnot going on, it is all overshadowed by the handful of posters who troll.

>A poor hasbeen like Bud Lee, cries in his beer and you guys just >decide to over-react.

Jeff: It is hardly our love of Bud Lee that has brought this on.

>Now you're going to BAN offenders.

There is a probataionary cooling off period. Bottom line is the group is growing which is a good thing; but the number of assholes is growing too -- assholes who like to respond to every rejection with 100 line diatribes against us, ignoring whatever we may have said in previous responses to him. In these cases, it's hello killfile. A "regular" poster is going to really have to cross some serious lines to end up in the killfile. The killfile is supposed to act as a deterrent. We never wanted to use it in the past; we don't want to use it now -- but we will if we're pushed.

>Let's face it. The five of you OWN RAME, the rest >of us serve only at your leisure.

Well, and your own leisure as well. If you didn't like it, you certainly wouldn't be our most prolific poster. It is true that RAME is ours and if we went away tomorrow and appointed to successors, the group would go along with us. It's how Usenet was designed.

>Especially ironic considering the >nature of how actions such as yours, censorship, have held porn back >from day one.

We'll say it again and again -- as long as you can post here there is no censorship going on. Why not just work hard as we have and make ACME as well known as RAME? That way you can do away with us? :-)

>Does it do us any good to look weak in the eyes of an industry that >for decades has treated its customers with contempt. Now you're going >to insure that people can't complain or slay the sacred cows?

We never said that; don't expect the worst of us, dude. We've been doing this Usenet thing a long time and we more or less know what works. We're not looking to make the place humorless or free of criticism; we never said we were... you shouldn't get that impression.

>What do you do with a guy like me who is cynical and sarcastic >as a rule?

Pray that you do it with intelligence and wit instead of plain meanspiritedness. I know you're a smart guy, Torris; let's see you use it :-)

>You're going to suck the creative life right out of this group.

I doubt it, the XXX Men thread is damned funy and damned creative. The Irish Porn laws thread, while not relevant to my life, is certainly a good indication of what we can do. For instance, Julie Rage has recently joined us; I'd like to see if we can't keep her around a little bit with our sparking wit and dry humor (!!!) and not chase her away for no good reason. Or we can have another thread about Asia Carrera; maybe that's what the group really needs.

>Is >that what you want? Isn't that just playing right into their hands, >that the porn fans need to be restrained? We are much more effective >as loose cannons. But if the 5 of you want a docile, milquetoast >group, well, it's not like any of us have any choice anyway right.

Again, you underestimate good old fashioned moxie. It's a lot of work making a newsgroup work, but it can be done. If you'd rather skim along on RAME's 'good' name and our hard work, then you have to play by our rules, too... and I don't think those rules are all that oppressive. "Be civil" -- is that the worst thing in the world?

>What would it take to create a ng hierarchy such as >rec.arts.movies.erotica.non-censored? :-) In the rec. hierarchy?

You'd have to convince the moderator of news.groups to approve your Call For Votes. It took us 4 or 5 times before we got approved. Then a discussion period, and a voting period and hopefully you have enough votes to get the control message propagated. In the alt. hierarchy, nothing; these days, just make the group and hope the big news providers carry it.

>It's the anarchy and free flowing nature that someimtes does lead to >incivility which makes the group so interesting to read. Anyone >remember my post a couple years ago about how Mark Kernes said that >Janine doesn't f--- men on camera b/c she's afraid she would fall in >love with them and I wrote a long sarcastic "Janine's Diary". I bet I >had two dozen emails of bravo. But that sort of thing would be deemed >uncivil and be rejected now?

Says who? If I recall that post, it was pretty funny; no reason for rejection. Janine's statement is crap. I posted something today that was critical of something Vince Voyeur said to Rog about acting in film v. video. Criticism is fine; we're all for it. But be critical, don't be unnecessarily mean; there's a difference. Some say Riley is unnecessarily mean in some of his criticisms of the performers; I disagree and say he's pretty accurate. Some of these girls *are* dumb as a box of hair and others *are* ugly. I'll approve his posts; especially since he backs up his claims with some reasoning; not just "she's a cunt."

>Gene Ross is surely claiming this as a victory over the "mooks".

He is? I just saw him quote the article we forwarded him verbatim. And to some extent, it is a victory over the mooks who troll and create trouble for trouble's sake. >It >makes you guys look pretty craven from where I sit.

Enacting a >dictatory policy with absolutely no feedback allowed from the people >who will be expected to abide by your abritrary new rules. Do you feel >righteous about what you've done? I'm sure all censors have felt they >had a moral imperative to stifle free speech.

We haven't stifled anything. The existence of this group proves that. You're talking about it, aren't you? The policy is a policy. We made, we enacted it. In fact, we've had the language in the charter since day 1; we're just finally deciding to enforce it a bit more strictly -- "intelligent and mature" -- been there since the call for votes. From our Request for Discussion: "Explicitly, the categories of unacceptable subjects in r.a.m.e. will be ... Obviously destructive or antagonistic behaviour." The only thing new is that we added the penalty box. Too many fouls and you get a time out. If it's good enough for hockey; it's good enough for us. :-)

>The fact that we have to have this discussion in a spam choked, yet >free from censorship group is certainly proof of that! Moderation >policy is verboten on RAME.

You are infallible in your eyes It's our group, so yeah, what we say goes. We try to be benevolent about it; but this discussion would not sway us from the basic principle of the MOD -- less vitriol, more intelligence. And on Supernews, at least, this group is hardly spam choked.

>I wasn't around when RAME was created how did the 5 of you get the >mantle of ownership of RAME? Are you dictators for life? If one of you >dies, do you get to sell off a fifth chair?

Nope; you should read up on how newsgroups are formed and stuff; it's pretty interesting. Basicially, anyone can start a newsgroup in the Big 8, they need to follow steps (some of which I outlined above) which ends with a vote of more than 100 people and there has to be a margin (I forget which 2/3 perhaps?) of yes votes to get the group created. If you are voted NO, you have to wait 6 months before you can try again. Moderators are moderators for life. The voted-on charter makes provisions for replacement of moderators and whatnot. We can have as many or as few moderators as we would like; we found a number that works well for us. So far, none of us have given up our seat; eventually it will happen and the departing party will either be replaced or not. From the posting guidelines: "A resigning moderator, whether or not she/he is a sole moderator, selects his/her successor. Moderators are requested to consider the opinions of readers of the group when choosing their successors. A resigning co- moderator may, with the unanimous consent of the other moderators, choose not to appoint a successor."

>I guess your right. It's your toy and you don't have to share if you >don't want to. But as someone who does believe in free speech, your >actions are gutless and arrogant. You would expect this kind of s--- >in Iran or somewhere not on the Internet. I wonder if the EFF would be >interested :-) Go ask them and Godwin will laugh you off the Net. >does this post get me banned for a few weeks on RAME?

Not in my book, it doesn't. But I have to wonder, are you trying to test the boundaries or what?

Luke's Greek Cell Mate Writes

You are much missed by all the men of cell block # 34. Your stories of your adventures in the pornography trade and the memories of your firm buttocks entertain us still. Ari and I shall visit you at your office at AVN when we make release in January. I still cannot believe that I shared a 4' x 8' cell with you, the famous American porn journalist, Gene Ross! You are much younger looking in person, no?

Grunts and Kisses, Nic Your "Papa Bear"

ps Attached is a photo to remember me by.

Luke Gets Mail

Baltimore Sun music critic J.D. Considine writes: Luke, Happy as I would be to provide you with hip music names to drop, Mr. Putative is offering bad advice. Don't try to be something you're not, because she'll eventually find out the truth anyway. This goes for musical taste and porn-site connections both. Be yourself, however appalling that prospect may seem.

On the other hand, if she is into music you know nothing about, ask her to teach you about it, Ask her to play her favorite albums for you. Show an interest in her interests. Get tickets to a show by one of her favorite bands, especially if you think it's one you could learn to like. A much better tack than trying to con her into thinking you're hipper than you really are. --jd

ps: Have you considered changing the name of the site to Luke's Dating Tips and Conspiracy Theories?

Rumdar writes: Luke.. I am drinking sauvignon blanc with Ms. Malou on a steamy Friday night deep inside Bush Jr. territory. I just had a flash forward. I have seen the future. It is you and Pretty Jewish Girl. You are both older now. Much older. You resemble Yasser Arafat minus the turban and she is a dead ringer for Madeleine Albright (at camp David). The sonnets and F. Scott Fitzgerald poems are long gone. Lost in the past. Chaim Amalek has been deceased for years. He was bitten on the ankle in the surf of Coney Island by a giant squid in 2004 and his pacemaker exploded. His corpse was lifted out of the ocean by a construction crane and was cremated. The ashes were scattered over the former residence of failed Senator Hillary Clinton in upstate NY.

You and Pretty Jewish Girl have two children. You hate each other. One kid is in rehab, the other is a lesbian freshman at Brown. You are strained financially by the cost of both. You turn to former fans/contributors for solace. I am no help whatsoever. I am living well in Chaing Mai with three former hookers. My Luke F-rd.com period long behind me. Putative (now) Rabbi Marc Putative is busy clearing landmines in Angola. Curious, Amused, Goddess, Pop Music Critic J. D Considine, Nice Jewish Girl, Aghast, Lord Peter what -the f---s - his name, Mohammed of Jersey City & Keensburg and Mr.Marcus have gone on to other incarnations. I see ..I see...wait! Ms. Malou has just stepped out of the shower. I have to go. Carry on buddy..enjoy the rest of the vacation.

Limitdown@earthlink.net writes: my dear friend, it looks like your heart was broken in greece...sfw...you are a writter and a chronicler of our times...thanks for the menories...because i'm older i can say even i fell in love with the first prostitue i shared in reno because she was nice to me...i wrote her letters; got no reply...she forgot me... i got over-it...rumdar introduced me to your sight...he's a whey cuul bro from H-town...i'm a so-cal transplant from no-can via H-town...orange county is for single aoccoer moms...you've got to go to L.A. for multi-cultural excitement... O.C. is mostly white bresd...bio: future's broker and pro video and film autuer...mise un scene for hire...former AVIDeditor and digital/beta cam shooter and write and direct...have credentials will travel...not looking for X but will and can shot doc's and features...35mm...16mm...digital formats...money no problem...love is da way,whey,o.k.?...lot's o talent, will work for $$$$...remember the great saying "no gas, no cash...nobody rides for free... out,

Joseph Smith writes about the Olympics: I like 'em especially the gymnastics. To bad 14-15 year olds are not legal. Also women’s soccer. They have hard bodies and seem cool. Have any Jews won any medals? To bad guilt ain’t and event. Luke you should try being a Mormon. They would love to convert you. Porn guy now a good boy with a wife and some babies? You would be a hero!

RMH writes: hello Luke. pleas give me some info on Nina Whett. has she ever done interracial,DP,g/g scenes. please respond. i saw her on VH1 Porn To Rock show and i was knocked out by her!

Luke: Check out my Nina Whett profile.

Donedone writes: Luke- Glad to hear you are in love. Love is by far the best, and sometimes the worst of emotions. Lets hope in your current "euphoria" you dont forget the magnificence of porn. The fan can only take so much luke in love before he heads to Geneross.com, and that guys lame. So as you come to grips with your love, return to your porn glory. Also, your babe is moving to SF, I live here and am happy to show her around if you like. I will take good care of her, be sure of that.

MM writes: Luke, Thinking about the emphasis you are putting on what you do, as being a stumbling block in your quest for PJG. I think you will find that stumbling blocks are inevitably rooted more deeply in issues like trust, respect, and friendship, or they are not blocks at all. As long as you have been true to loves core elements, anything else is just a detail and can easily be resolved.

Micah writes: I'd like to know about Sunny Day......what the f--- is she doing with her life...how does an 18 year old get into this buisness and why would she do it? Does she really know what she is doing.. geting cum on her face and getting f---ed in the ass!!!???? just for the money.?..I was watching her with Herschal Savage who could be her father...it really was gross and as I'm watching I'm thinking what the hell is she doing with that guy...it's practically rape... and I find it repulsive not erotic...where is the eroticsm here...she is so young... all of the new starletts are. Dane Productions seem to really nab them young...how do they do it... is the trend yonger and yonger...??maybe I'm just used to a more mature performer...it's really sad to see...these young girls can't possibly know the implications of their behavior...

Aghast writes: Luke's anus before trip to Mykonos - *
Luke's anus after trip to Mykonos - 0

Luke bids farewell to Athens

How Stupid Do You Think Your Readers Are?

Concerned admonishes: Give me a break! You supposedly find the "Pretty Jewish Girl" of your dreams and the next day you skip off to the "GAY MECCA OF EUROPE"? And then you expect us to believe that "she" just happens to move to (Surprise!) San Francisco, the Mykonos of North America?

You are just like my old college roommate the one with the mythical "super hot nympho girlfriend in Canada" that nobody ever saw. I suspect PJG stands for "Pre-op Jewish Greek." I think Luke knows a thing or two about the "Crying Game."

Go Ahead, Take The Bus

And take BART, cable cars, and do lots of walking as well, writes Chaim. What some people do not appreciate is that in a sophisticated, compact city like San Francisco, driving around in a car is not necessarily a smart way to go. (Manhattan is the same way - only the Bridge and Tunnel crowd shows up in a car.) People are quite used to walking up and down those hills (the reason SF women have such great legs!), taking the bus, or, for a trip to the East Bay, BART. No social penalty there.

Keep the van hidden. No, on second thought, there is no need to keep the van hidden. At 36 (if she is that!), Peppy (gotta think of a new name for her - this one does not fit a woman fast approaching the change in life) is in no position to take offense at your vehicle.

PS Weren't there any nice 26 year old girls there you could have made time with? Maybe you really are a gerantophile. (Not that there is anything wrong with that.)

PPS My money says that photo Marc dug up is NOT of her. Also, if you were any sort of decent fellow, you would elect NOT to post mine or any other nasty comments regarding your love's age. If you choose to do so in the endless quest for free copy, and if she is reading this, then she will ditch you if she has any self respect. The choice Luke, is yours.

PPPS Isn't it fun not going to shul to daven on Saturday? Isn't life as a care-free goy better than life as an observant jew? Why not just become a gentile who follows the seven laws of Noah, and enjoy life more with people who are your racial kinsmen?

Amalek of the Knights Templar (Jewish Division)

The Missing Link

Dudley Moore writes: Yes, Luke, I insist loudly that bisexual women are the evolutionary "missing link" between the now extinct prehistoric human species that successfully crossed to produce modern man. They successfully attracted males from great distances through their highly developed and uniquely adapted capacity for extraordinarily sexy visual display.

In fact, when you consider 4 billion years of life on Earth, there were probably very many such cross-species matings and blendings of various and sundry species, both human and other "lower" species, all up and down the evolutionary "ladder", that combined to eventually produce us modern humans of today. And yes, homosexuality and bisexuality were the infertile combinations that resulted from such cross-species matings between the various now extinct human species.

Homo/bi sexuality may have even consequently led to many more possiblities for successful cross-species blendings by providing a broader continuum of androgynous and amorphous body types and sexualities to link up with and attract opposing prehistoric human species, thus widely increasing the chances for successful mating between widely divergent groups and species. In fact, the very continuum of human sexuality itself, that is, from bi to homo, may have come into existence in the first place, and also become a very successful and permanent adaptation, precisely because of the evolution of these highly successful bisexual women.

It is no fluke that the entire modern sex industry is built purposely and visibly around these exceptional, highly visible femme-femme bi-lesbians. This category includes not only all porn actresses and dancers, but also female prostitutes, whose extraordinary capacity for sexual display across distances to diverse, anonymous audiences is legendary. It is also invariably the case that these ladies act to fully and publicly express their bi-lesbian motivations by coming out into the sex industry very visibly, where they can subsequently find a whole community of male consumers and female co-workers and be highly appreciated not only by the men, but perhaps even more importantly, by their fellow industry bi-lesbian cohorts. There could certainly be no sex industry as we know it today, even remotely like it is today, without these remarkably exhibitionistic, attention-getting femme-femmes.

The original reason for the evolution of such a highly visible lesbian community within the sex industry goes back to our long forgotten cave man days, where there was an advantage to bisexual female pairings in retaining males during pregnancy. The successful adaptation of bi-lesbians, from an evolutionary standpoint, was that they were better able to retain large numbers of anonymous male semen donors while pregnant, as long as they remained in the company of other equally attractive, equally sexually receptive, and equally indiscriminate females, namely other bi-lesbians, since they were also equally willing to share their sex for male resources during pregancy. These bi-lesbian pairs and harems kept a large number of anonymous males simultaneously interested by alternating pregnancies in order to keep up male interest in themselves during pregnancy, when they were most vulnerable, and still meet the required sexual demands of large numbers of interested males(as opposed to just a single monogamous male, as hetero women do).

Although this bi-lesbian arrangement successfully kept whole groups of males interested during pregnancies, it was still ultimately the lesbians' own responsibility to raise their children alone, without the benefit of a father or established family unit, as the genetic father was usually anonymous due to the large number of males contributing sperm to each of these sexually indiscriminate women. That's why, even today, lesbians tend to leave their husbands some time after bearing children, when they no longer feel the instinctive need and vulnerability for a stable male relationship during pregancy.

It was the opposing adaptation, namely heterosexuality, which successfully evolved the instinctive female need for stable male relationships, which is, after all, the true hallmark of female heterosexuality, and which made possible the development of human family units, and eventually whole human societies, both prehistoric and modern. Seen from this perspective, the men and women of porn and the rest of the sex industry are a carryover from the days of anonymous, pre-relationship, promiscuous bi-lesbian sex.

If you don't believe me, just look at the large numbers of prostitutes serving migrant workers, and the very flashy women who cross racial lines. There is something inherently adaptive in this arrangement after all.

We can further deduce that at some distant point in the past, Luke, the common ancestor for both modern-day male porn consumers and modern bi-lesbian sex workers was most likely an obsessive-compulsive, sexually addicted male engaged in a do or die mission, and probably wandering great distances, in search of sexually indiscriminate bi-lesbian females who offered the irresistible possibility of ongoing obsessive-compulsive sex during pregnancy. He and his tribe successfully enslaved these wild bi-lesbian women, had lots of anonymous sex with them, enjoyed alternating their pregnancies, splashed lots of competitively large volumes of semen on them(to increase each one's genetic chances of impregnating them and being the father), and unknowingly set the evolutionary stage for the whole modern X industry, your book, and Sex Addicts Anonymous.

Dudley's Evolution of the Homo

Franco writes: luke, I've been a lurker on your site for awhile now, and just wanna say that your simple format of an open forum is simply one of the best sites on the web, in my opinion. I've watched porn for a long time, one of the first flicks I saw was Insatiable (just to give an idea how far back). Anyways, of all the crap I've read on your site I dont know why I'm responding to this one, but here goes.

Regarding Dudley Moore's rant, I kinda like it, but, there have been a huge amount of humanoid type species on this planet over the years, not just the ones we all know, Neanderthal, cro-magnon, homo-erectus, homo-sapiens(us), but deep into double digit territory (30-40?,80? I forget) of which at one time we lived with one or two or three of these species all at the same time. Anyways the difference between us and the other humanoid species,when comparing gene pools is vast, almost no similarities, we're closer related to a monkey, this shows no cross-breeding.

Next point: I used to think that sexual preferences were in the genes (jeans?), cuz its not a conscious decision you make when you look at at the opposite sex and either are attracted to them or not (as a kid I was shown a playboy by my brothers and I got wood, so you cant argue that it is a conscious choice cuz I barely knew what I was looking at, but I liked it). So one day someone asked me, "If homo-sexuality is passed on through genes, then why havent they bred themselves out of existence?", I was stumped.

Is Hillary Clinton Good For The Jews?

Luke: In the July 18, 2000, Wall Street Journal, Dennis Prager writes an essay defending Hillary Clinton from charges of antisemitism. Here are the last three paragraphs of his essay:

It is highly misleading to probe private comments for evidence of anti-Semitism, racism, bigotry and sexism. The present trend emanates largely from a lethal combination -- the totalitarian temptation inherent in contemporary liberalism, and the media's sensationalism.

As the media's penchant for hyping the trivial is well known, let's explain the role of post-1960s liberalism. Liberals ask society to monitor citizens for signs of bigotry. Those who are uncovered face grave consequences. To liberals, it was important that Justice Clarence Thomas read Playboy in college. This was a sign of a sexual harasser. To liberals, it was critical to cast John Rocker, the baseball player, as a pariah for comments he made in a car to a reporter, such as disparaging remarks about Asian women drivers.

Perhaps the inane discussion of Mrs. Clinton's "anti-Semitism" will teach liberals just how dangerous this practice is. But don't count on it. In the meantime, non-liberals must take the high road and defend an icon of liberalism, even if neither she nor her fellow Democrats would defend a non-liberal icon against the same charges.

Luke F-rd: Uttering the words "jew bastard" in 1974 certainly does not prove that one is a bigot in 2000. Lots of bigots would never be caught uttering racial slurs against the kikes, niggers, spics, fags, wops, dagos, slopes, chinks, gooks, hebes, pollacks, crackers, krauts and feminists of the world.

AIM Update

Sharon Mitchell's Adult Industry Medicine foundation writes: AIM HealthCare (aim-med.org), the leader in HIV testing and safe sex advocates for the adult film industry, and adult auction site EroticBid (www.eroticbid.com), recently announced that they will be teaming up to help raise much-needed funds for the non-profit healthcare provider.

The Sherman Oaks, California-based Adult Industry Medical (AIM) Health Care Foundation is a non-profit corporation formed to care for the physical and emotional needs of sex workers and people who work in the adult entertainment industry through HIV and STD testing and treatment, counseling services and support group programs. Their goal is to provide health care for the body, mind, emotion and spirit, as well as promoting safe and responsible sexual behavior, not only for the adult entertainment industry, but also for everyone.

In addition to HIV-related services, AIM also provides condoms, testing and treatment for other sexually transmitted diseases, pap smears, psychiatric assessment, drug and alcohol counseling, cosmetic surgery information, chiropractic healing and support groups such as a Relationships Group, Abuse Survivors Group, Women of Porn and other special educational workshops. EroticBid.com will be the official host for the auctions.

The new adult auction Internet site and AIM will be auctioning off exclusive merchandise from the porn stars themselves such as autographs, worn undergarments, memorabilia and collectibles. Popular performers such as Alisha Klass, Chloe, Tabitha Stevens, Lola, Kiki D'Aire, Jill Kelly, and many more have donated these items to help support AIM's efforts. EroticBid also offers such diverse items of erotica such as vintage magazines, old and new adult films, software, DVDs, photographs, adult toys, erotic art, videos, books, and much more for men and women of all sexual persuasions and likes.

Unlike other auction sites that also contain adult material, EroticBid.com always has actual merchandise available from major names in X-rated entertainment. Adult film stars such as Houston and Jasmin St. Claire, feature exotic dancers/covergirls like Lacey Logan and Shannon Lee, and well-known collectors and vendors offer their items and services to members of the web-based community.

"We are truly excited about EroticBid, Inc. as we are currently understaffed and underfunded -this is the perfect time for much-needed support. We praise EroticBid, Inc. for their efforts. It reinforces my faith in the human race when people and organizations such as EroticBid, Inc. offer to help our much-needed cause. They're the best!" said Miss Sharon Mitchell, co-founder of AIM.

To get in on the "tax deductible" fun for an incredible cause, head over to www.eroticbid.com. Adult performers who wish to make a donation to the charity auctions, please contact AIM at AIM@vgn.com or call (818) 981-5681.

AIM Newsletter – July 2000 HAPPY BIRTHDAY AIM HEALTHCARE

Well we did it! AIM HealthCare is over two years old! And in that time we have made a huge difference in prevention education and testing for HIV & STD’s.

We would like to take a brief note of thanks to the companies and folks that have kept us going so well for two years: AVN, Adult Stars Magazine, LA Weekly, MSNBC, Adam & Eve, All Good Video, Anabolic, Nina Hartley, Britco, EOTW, Chloe, Ira Levine, John Keeler, Dr. Marc Kerner, Dr. Steven York, Maggie Knowles, Linda Adams N.P., Bobby Sponheimer, James Beck, Rowell Yerro, Elegant Angel, Fallen Angel, Evil Angel, Danni’s Hard Drive, David Brett, Ed Powers, Extreme Associates, Jeffrey Douglas Esq., Rob Spallone, Greg Zaborey, Michael Zimbert esq., Gene Ross, Mark Kernes, Gloria Leonard FSC, Metro, Giffy, Wildlife, Suze Randall, Ron Miller, Wicked Pics, Warren Record, Vince Voyeur, Vivid, Video Team, VCA, Janie, Russ, Wendy, Stephanie, The Stage, Sin City, Seymour Butts, Sean Michaels, Reb, Jim South, Roy Garcia, Pacific Media, Ed DeRoo, Jacqueline Esquivel, Odyssey Group, Ad Infinitum! Thanks also to all our friends across the world for your supportive e-mails and donations – you are the best! Thank you for letting us be of service.

STD’s

As you may know at the AIM HealthCare Foundation we have been issuing free STD testing for syphilis, chlamydia, and gonorrhea. We at the AIM HealthCare Foundation believe the statistics that STD’s compromise the immune system and can leave it open and available to the HIV virus. Remember, if there is any type of discharge it means you’re shedding white cells. HIV loves cells, it’s nice and warm and they can crawl in there and get nice and comfortable in your body. So know your body, get tested frequently, be as safe as you choose to be and above all, educate yourself.

CHLAMYDIA

You can get it from having sex (vaginal, anal or oral) with someone who has Chlamydia. It can be cured with the right medicine. What To Look For: Men may have a white or clear watery drip from the penis. Women may have more discharge (flow) from the vagina than usual. It may also burn or hurt to pee. You may have these signs one to three weeks after sex with someone who has Chlamydia. Later, women may also feel pain in the lower belly.

If Not Treated: Chlamydia is a serious disease. If you don’t get treated, it can spread in your body. Both men and women may not be able to have children. If you are pregnant, your baby can be born sick with Chlamydia.

How To Find Out If You Have It: Go to a clinic or doctor right away to get checked. If you have Chlamydia, you will be given medicine to take. Keep taking the medicine until it’s all gone, even if you feel better. It takes one week for the medicine to cure the disease. Tell your sex partner(s) that they may have Chlamydia and need to get checked. Don’t have sex until both you and your partner(s) are treated.

GONORRHEA

You can get them from having sex (vaginal, anal, or oral) with someone who has gonorrhea. It can be cured with the right medicine.

What To Look For: A white, yellow or green drip from your penis, vagina or anus. It may also burn or hurt to pee. You may have these signs two days to a few weeks after sex with someone who has gonorrhea. Women may also feel pain in the lower belly. Many people with gonorrhea don’t have any of these signs. They don’t know they are sick. But they can still give gonorrhea to anyone they have sex with.

If Not Treated: Gonorrhea is a serious disease. If you don’t get treated, it can spread in your body. Both men and women may not be able to have children. If you are pregnant, your baby can be born sick with gonorrhea.

How To Find Out If You Have It: Go to a clinic or a doctor right away to get checked. If you have gonorrhea, you will be given medicine at the clinic. Tell your sex partner(s) that they may have gonorrhea and need to get checked. Don’t have sex until both you and your partner(s) are treated.

AIM STATS: HIV Approximately 12,000 screenings in 30 months 400 screenings per month 7 confirmed HIV positives (2 males, 5 females), 2 false positives (1 male, 1 female) STD’s Primary emphasis was initially on HIV, subsequently chlamydia and gonorrhea were also emphasized. During the last month, we have tested 189 people for chlamydia by urine LCR, 11 tested positive (8 females, 3 males). During the same period, we have tested 195 people for gonorrhea by urine LCR, 3 tested positive (2 male, 1 female) Syphilis (RPR) 507 screened 506 non-reactive (roughly half women, half men), 1 false positive (female) Areas awaiting testing emphasis include Hep B and C, herpes simplex I & II, Condyloma acuminata. We have only tested a fragment of the population so far and most of them required immediate treatment. Demographic data has been collected on ethnicity, sexual preference, gender, number of partners and frequency of sexual activity, std and treatment history, condom use, symptoms, age, testing frequency, etc. These data are currently being analyzed.

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Dear Mitch, How can I get into the business? Where do I start? Love, Howard

Dear Howard, This is the #1 e-mail that we get. It is not easy for a man to get into the industry. I would recommend to find an attractive woman and start as a couple. Most companies rely on the studs that are already working. However to address this issue, Nina Hartley and myself are shooting a new educational video, “Porn 101 For Guys” with Herschel Savage and Mr. Marcus to answer all those difficult questions about being a woodsman. Our tape should be ready for release by September. But until then, get a buyer’s guide, either AVN or Adam Film World and look up the companies that you may want to work for and call them yourself. Then get a PCR DNA HIV test, and I would recommend contacting a licensed agent to find work. Good luck!

We have been addressing the drug and alcohol problems with support groups and certified one-on-one counseling here at AMI. Recently a situation was brought to our attention that is alarming:

Dear Mitchie, I was on a set where drugs and alcohol were present. Most of the cast was on GHB. The male stud that I was about to work with was not on GHB. And had an existing medical condition that caused him to have a seizure. The cast and crew agreed not to call the EMT or 911 because they were in fear of being busted. My partner came to with no serious damage. I cannot sweep this under the carpet and wonder what can be done about his growing industry problem? Anonymous Sober X-Star

Dear Anonymous Sober X-Star, OKAY TIME TO QUOTE THE FDA: FDA has been warning the public about a group of products sold as dietary supplements for bodybuilding, weight loss and sleep inducement which have been determined to pose a significant public health hazard. These products are chemically related to gamma butyrolactone (GBL), gamma hydroxybutyric acid (GHB), and 1, 4 butanediol (BD), and can cause dangerously low respiratory rates (intubation may be required), unconsciousness/coma, vomiting, seizures, bradycardia and death. GBL, GHB and BD have been linked to at least 122 serious illnesses reported to FDA, including three deaths. These agents, which are powerful hypnotic substances known to produce significant and potentially dangerous sedative effects, also increase the effects of alcohol and are even more dangerous when consumed with other central nervous system depressant drugs. GHB is especially dangerous when mixed with alcohol.

AIM HealthCare and other experts recommend taking certain steps to protect yourself from being victimized: Watch your drink from the moment it’s poured until you finish it to make sure no one slips a foreign substance into it. Don’t share a drink with someone else or accept a drink from a punch bowl or other common source. Designate a nondrinking friend to make sure you don’t appear unusually intoxicated or sick, and that you don’t leave with someone under suspicious circumstances. And if, upon waking up, you see signs that you may have been drugged and sexually assaulted, go to the hospital immediately. Within a 12-hour window, the hospital will be able to test urine for GHB, which could make prosecuting the case easier. Or – DON’T DRINK ON THE SET!

Dear Mitch, To Nonoxynol-9 or not to Nonoxynol-9? That is the question…

Recently the CDC released some stats from South Africa and Antwerp regarding nonoxynol-9 as a microbicide. The stats say that nonoxynol-9 can triple the risk of HIV infection in women. (FYI: nonoxynol-9 is a detergent that can break down the cellular structure of the vaginal walls to then coat the mucosa to prevent a barrier.) The above research was based on products that contain nonoxynol-9 at a 5% level. AIM HealthCare provided the Innerlube by Trimensa which has 0.1%. Nonoxynol-9 at 0.1% has been less of an irritant and most effective in the fight against chlamydia and gonorrhea. Before you use any product containing nonoxynol-9, please test on the lymph-nodes on the upper thigh by your groin to see if you are hyper sensitive. ASK THE DOCTOR! Dr. Marc Kerner is now available to answer your medical questions.

Submit your questions via email to AIM@vgn.com and Dr. Kerner will be happy to answer them on a semi-weekly basis.

SEE AIM ON SALON.COM!

See a great article written by Steven Lemons, "Sex With Latex" about safe sex on Salon.Com at url: http://www.salon.com/sex/feature/2000/07/21/safe/index.html

Much Love and Light
Sharon Mitchell,
CDS AIM HealthCare Foundation
A Non-Profit Organization # 95-4696771
14241 Ventura Blvd, Suite 105
Sherman Oaks, California 91423
Phone: 818/981-5681 Fax: 818/981-3851
http://aim-med.org, aim@vgn.com

PornStarTrading.com

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<l-keford> NJG, can i stay with you when i start coming up to SF every other weekend?

<njg> I dunno luke

<njg> I'll have to charge you

<l-keford> ok

<l-keford> full service?

<RipVanWinkle> maybe he can trade you an autographed copy of his book.

<RipVanWinkle> why are you going to SF every other weekend?

<njg> well you can sleep on the floor Luke

<l-keford> NJG, it is for the sake of my love

<njg> ic luke

<l-keford> are you glad for me, NJG?

<njg> yes luke

<Jim_Gunn> Hi Luke.

<Jim_Gunn> Was that realy pjg's picture receiving that award on your web site?

<BowWow> am I the only one here who didn't know that Midori's sister is Jody Whatley?  I just learned that on a VH-1 documentary

<Jim_Gunn> I shoot on traditional media, (film, tape) because I need the traditional media and I scan or capture for my web sites.

<Jim_Gunn> I straddle both worlds so to speak

<BowWow> that Napster ruling came though?

<Jim_Gunn> I tld you guys weks ago

<Jim_Gunn> That judge is a hero

<VideoEd> i have bought 20 cds since i have downloaded a mp3 anyway

<Jim_Gunn> Non-existent deity, Bless America

<Jim_Gunn> Cpaitalism and the rule of law prevail, I hope

<Jim_Gunn> Not anarchy and selfishnness

<BowWow> hmm.  I had a friend who was in the Air Force, radar operator, he said he was watching the screens the night of the famous Gulf Breeze sightings.  Said that night he saw the fastest object he's ever tracked, and being in FL he had already tracked the Space Shuttle, the fastest man made object, supposedly.

<BowWow> somewhere between a saucer and a globe.  the really interesting thing is that the lights coming down from the ships were being reflected by the roadway below, and reflected properly.  this was before modern digital photo manipulation was readily available to people.

<HelloImesh> i have 600+ mp3s for anyone here that wants them

<BowWow> yeah, Russia too.  England had a crazy sighting outside of a US air base.  they still don't know what it was

<VideoEd> i have 3000 mp3, 90% from my own cds

<GoodbyeNapster> Hey Imesh, I'd be doingsome damage control if I was you and erasing your harddrive

<BowWow> there are depressions and slightly elevated radiation levels and all that where the sighting occured

<GoodbyeNapster> Of course having a big dick, if true, is not actually illegal is it?

<BowWow> the pyramids?  I think they were just built by some very smart, Egyptians

<RipVanWinkle> they were built by enslaved israelites

<BowWow> and smart Toltecs (the aztecs didn't build the pyramids)

<BowWow> (and probably some enslaved other people too)

<VideoEd> aztecs worshiped aliens too though

<HelloImesh> if i went to asia, my dick may be illegal, not sure

<RipVanWinkle> those big guys who posed for those Olmec heads built the Aztec pyramids.

<GoodbyeNapster> I saw a special on tv that said many of the huge blocks (not all though) were actually some form of primitive poured concrete, thereby helping explain the marvelous feat of engneering of that ancient time

<VideoEd> 1000's and 1000's of ancient writings about spacemen and stuff

<BowWow> people for years thought that the Easter Island heads could only have been built by aliens.  nobody thought to ask the Easter Islanders if they knew how they were built.  when they did, one of them told them how, and they tried it, it took only 10 guys about a month to cut, move and set one up using only primitive tools

<GoodbyeNapster> The ancients were capable of many things with huge manpower (Great Wall of China etc) but either way, the pyramids are awesome feats of engineeering, whether some of the blocks were poured or they all were cut direct from quarried boulders

<GoodbyeNapster> Best book I read in a long time- I recommend it to anyone who wants to answer the fundaental questins of why civilization progressed the way it did- "Guns, Germs & Steel"

<GoodbyeNapster> Ed, not sure, try skepticalinquirer.com

<BowWow> Gunn, I know the magazine.  One of my cousins is a doctor and a professional debunker.  he's worked with James "the Amazing" Randy who is both a stage magician and debunker.  He's contributed chapters to some of Randy's books.

<Gigi> sup Luke?

<Gigi> I hear you ARE in LOVE

<Gigi> Does she swallow?

<Gigi> anyone can be pretty but it takes a real woman to drain the weasel dry YUM

<Gigi> who is napster? shut down what? call me blonde and spank my ass DUH

<GoodbyeNapster> It's a service that allows individuals to trade stolen songs in digital format with other users therby avoiding paying for the cds

<Gigi> ooooooo No sex no interest here

<VideoEd> it also allows unsigned artists to get exposure

<VideoEd> napster is software that has been used for illegal purposes

<GoodbyeNapster> Now extrapolate that to scenes or movies Gigi and imagine that people dont have to buy our VHS & DVDs anymore Gigi and you can imagine what a impotant case this is Gigi

<pazaq> a judge in some state ruled that the internet was a median just like radio so there for any music recordered off of it is legal unless it's sold after words.

<BowWow> best line in Fight Club, "god, I haven't been f---ed like that since grade school."

*** njg-away is now known as njginapanic

<njginapanic> hehe

<njginapanic> it's about my cat!!

<`^-_-^`> another anxiety attack?

<Gigi> the pussy is missing?

<njginapanic> I gotta get these holistic medicine pills, even my vet said so

<njginapanic> and everywhere is closed

<njginapanic> I like dogs too

<njginapanic> just their poop thing is more difficult

<BowWow> I saw this really creepy documentary called Chicken Hawk about NAMBLA, I was shocked when Ginsberg appeared and talked about why they were a good group

<BowWow> animal torturers are usually/often human torturers/killers in training...  

Session Start: Wed Jul 26 16:26:54 2000

*** Now talking in #netpond

<Meni> woohooooooo

<Meni> SUCK ME LUKE

<Meni> hee hee

<Meni> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

<SplitInfinity> Hi Meni

<Meni> chris

<Meni> zzzzzzzzzzz

<SplitInfinity> LOL

<Meni> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

<Meni> zzzzzzzzzzz

<Meni> f--- Luke, my site is better

<SplitInfinity> Meni sends me like an ICQ spam a week aimed to l-keford.com

<SplitInfinity> Cant hear him at all.

<Meni> luke speak up

<Meni> Luke, get the cock out of your mouth

<Meni> is this the porn guys are dumb? net guys are smart?

<Meni> I heard this before

<Meni> www.pornnewsdaily.com

<Meni> no gossip

<SiN> buy the dude a megaphone

<Meni> i like to stiff girls regularly

<Wenchy> Sykk, Luke... I'll continue listening, but I can't stand the manners of the people in this room right now, so I'm leaving.  :/

<JustMrT> Luke, did you buy the $4 thing from Radio Shack?  Doesn't sound like it . . .

<Meni> listening to Luke makes me miss Dokk

<JustMrT> oh boy, more fascinating things about porno webmasters

<Meni> i think I'd rather listen to Sykk clipping his toenails

<GaryColeman> We are all SCUM

<GaryColeman> And we are goind to HELL

<SykkPhone> uh, meni, if you'd like, you can go join Dokk...I believe he has a show going

<JustMrT> ooooohhh, payment schedules and discretionary spending!!

<JustMrT> Next: generally accepted accounting principles!

<KMan> i thought holler fell off the face of the earth?

<JustMrT> <== now pining for a 5,000 word e-mail from Lynn Lyopatin

<Meni> my CE stats suck

<OJ_DidntDoIt> CE SUCKS

<SplitInfinity> Is that Blatt? Whos he talking to?

<spanno> is this geezer english ?

<Meni> spanno, luke is aussie

<Meni> what about he report on l-keford.com about KB being weird?

<JustMrT> you can't believe everything he publishes

<Meni> you want a pornstar to promote?????????????

<Meni> LUke you can quote me

<Meni> the next biggest star in PORN

<Meni> TERA PATRICK

<LUKE> Can anyone hear me?

<JustMrT> when George W. Bush is president, all you degenerates are going to be drawn and quartered

<Meni> LUKE they are actresses

<Meni> hee hee

<Meni> cruise ship I was on it

<spanno> how can you do a bird thats been wit 620 other blokes thats not right

<Meni> money comes first?

<Meni> Luke only gets handjobs

<Meni> woohoo

<SplitInfinity> Luke, now that was vague.

<Dragon> first time ive been here

<JustMrT> Luke's friends with Tony Montana

<LUKE> Does anyone know what the f--- I'm talking about?

<Meni> Luke, dating?

<JustMrT> doubtful, LUKE

<Meni> KB, i think pornchicks USE YOU

<Meni> for publicity

<LUKE> Damn, I ate my f---in' tounge!

<SiN> so umm what makes a model dfferent from a "real girl " >

<Meni> ask luke

<JakeJeck> they're snooty

<Meni> money is the root of all evil

<KB> Meni you are right

<horndog> they attitude

<JakeJeck> they know they're hot

<Meni> KB, just f---em

<Meni> ehhehehehe

<JustMrT> Luke's dad is that Gene Scott guy

<Meni> you know what ruins Luke's site? religion talk

<LUKE> Don't talk 'bout my daddy!

<Meni> Luke, Gene got scammed, Jami from Vegas is not Jami from Vegas

<Meni> KB, did you try to hit Brittany Andrews party that night?

<Meni> why go on the air and report news from other sites?

<l-keford> marc?

<putativejew> luke, what happened?

<SykkPhone> Meni, you need a radio show, but only if Brittany Andrews co-hosts with you...LOL ;)))

<JustMrT> <== offers a tentative mazel tov to putativejew

<LukeForb> I have sex with small woodland creatures.

<Meni> Sykk, she does Talking Blue tv cable show

<KB> Brittany's party was wack I heard too many guys

<l-keford> let me call you right now

<SykkPhone> I'm aware of who she is :))

<l-keford> i just called you

<putativejew> okay, i'll be off in one minute

<LukeForb> I have sex with boys.

<LukeForb> I LOVE LITTLE BOYS

<JustMrT> CAN'T HEAR THIS GUY AT ALL, LUKE

<_Splitz_> Hi, my name is Ed and I masturbate....

<Meni> I don't care for unattractive chicks

<JustMrT> is it better to be a putative jew or a purported jew?

<Meni> interested in Luke's life?

<Meni> KB, geneross ran her story, I would NOT

<Meni> KB what did Keri Windsor do when she saw you that 5 am morning?

<SykkPhone> I'm still wary of casinos....due to being a US citizen and unsure of how the vague laws will be interpreted...but I understand http://www.montecarlo.com has a good program Dragon

<KB> hahahaha she gave me a big hug meni!

<JustMrT> The rabbi *really* objected to excessive Lynn Lyopatin content

<SplitInfinity> LMAO.

<Cloveboy> is it me, or do i have a big label on my head screaming "dick me over on hosting"?

<JustMrT> you are *traife*, Luke.  Ptuey!

<Meni> i'd like to spend 10 days in Israel with Luke

<Meni> then kill him

<Meni> and bury him in the desert

<JustMrT> that's unduly harsh

<Meni> ok

<Meni> i'll just rape him

<Meni> ?

<Meni> is he making his site out to be bigger than it is?

<JustMrT> what's PJG's address?

<Meni> I've seen her pic? if she leaves him, no biggie

<JustMrT> does PJG know that you put her picture up on your filthy web site, Luke?

<l-keford> no

<Meni> Jenna Jameson's appearance at Al's Diamond Cabaret has been "briefly

<Meni> postponed".

<Meni> She called to ask if her appearance dates could be moved back a few weeks

<Meni> for undisclosed personal reasons.

<NicFit> Jenna needed some time for her swelling to go down.  Dman and I railed her too hard last night

<JustMrT> I miss the guy that used to write to Luke pretending to be outraged about the Max Hardcore pee vids, then giving a link where you could download one

<JustMrT> yeah, what's with those white boxes?

<Meni> black boxes go in planes

<JustMrT> do you apply those personally, Luke?

<JustMrT> Luke'a adulthood is misspent; his youth was fine

<Meni> this show is Luke talking to a guy who loves his site

<PeppytheSFTreat> Luke, I had a great time with you in Israel and Greece.  I thought I was the only jew who was really into Judy Garland!

<PeppytheSFTreat> I can hardly wait to show you around San Francisco

<PeppytheSFTreat> Luke, remember our code words?

*** Meni is now known as PeePeetheSFtrick

<spanno> is luke gay ?

<JustMrT> where you gonna take him first, Peppy?

<PeePeetheSFtrick> luke i had ffun

<PeePeetheSFtrick> luke you owe me for a blowjob

<PeePeetheSFtrick> 5 minutes? and she gave you her email addy? whore!

<PeppytheSFTreat> I met Luke at the Candy Store,  he turned around and smiled at me get the picture?

<PeppytheSFTreat> Luke, just what is l-keford.com?

<PeppytheSFTreat> Dont you think that LornaLuft is great?

<PeppytheSFTreat> Aren't straight jewish woman sex beasts?  The old stereotype is so unfair.

<spanno> lets talk about porn, drugs and hacking not religion

<JustMrT> Luke is so devout he extends the not-working-on-Saturday thing to the other 6 days

<PeppytheSFTreat> Stop talking like such a nancy boy, luke

<SplitInfinity> Luke - You sound like a politician. Can I hear you swear just once please?

<SplitInfinity> Just say f--- for me please!

<PLR_D-man> Judyism - who's Judy

<Meni> judy garland

<SMALLPOX> It is 2020, and arab armies have overrun the jewish state. Please discuss amongst yourselves the effect that this would have on your observance of jewish ritual.

<SMALLPOX> Why is there so much f---ing jewish crap on you porn site, you faux jew bastard?

<JustMrT> do all Yiddish words mean "penis"?

<SMALLPOX> Luke. how are you able to afford all of this expensive travel?

<SMALLPOX> Luke F-rd!  How can you afford all this!

<SMALLPOX> Is it true that Lynne L. paid for your trip?

<JustMrT> it's those lucrative banner ads on his site

<SMALLPOX> I say Luke has a side gig he is not telling us about.

*** SMALLPOX was kicked by El-Jai (i'm grumpy as all hell...but guess what, today is your lucky day...i've decided to take it out on you :))

<JustMrT> he could have made a fortune doing that Porno Tour of Van Nuys & Chatsworth thing . . . but noooooooooo

<smallpox> what the hell happened to Luke F-rd

<smallpox> Luke, you have been bumped from netpond radio.  There is some guy yaking about nothing

*** smallpox was kicked by El-Jai (see my finger...see my thumb...see my foot...now here it comes...)

<JustMrT> dude, think about VU meters

Elastin2 Writes For Luke

ELASTIN2: Hi Luke...id like to be a regular writer for your site
Luzdedos1: cool
Luzdedos1: just email it in
ELASTIN2: i will..u print just about anything

ELASTIN2: one scene id like is for a guy who stick a churro into a chicas pussy and eat the churro
ELASTIN2: and u should really report more on gay porn
Luzdedos1: i will rely on you for that
ELASTIN2: i want to do u from behind

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