Thursday, July 20th, 2000

Luke's Favorite Mykonos Links

Mykonos is a beautiful island ideal for couples. Do not come alone, unless you're gay. Then I hear it's an ideal pickup place. But I haven't had one substantive conversation with a stranger since I've been in Greece.

I spent my last night in Mykonos checking out internet Mykonos links. And here's what I found that I'd recommend:

http://www.cyberxshop.com/collection_mykonos.html

http://www.cruisingforsex.com/correspondentGERMANY/conrad6.html

MYKONOS, GREECE -- The United States has Palm Springs, Provincetown, Saugatuck, and Key West. Europe has Gran Canaria, Sitges, Ibiza, and Mykonos -- gay travel destinations of almost mythic character. Mykonos, an Aegean island from which one can make day trips to the neighboring island of Delos and view the ruins of temples to Apollo, Isis, and even phallic monuments in a Dionysian temple, has other 'mythic' aspects as well, but I am using the word in its contemporary, idiomatic sense.

http://www.greektravel.com/greekislands/mykonos.htm

To call Mykonos a 'gay island' is like calling San Francisco a 'gay city'. Sure there are gay bars and homosexuality is not hidden, but unless you are looking for it you may not even notice it because above all, Mykonos is a destination for all types of people. From jet setters to college students and families, Mykonos is Greece's most well known and popular island and the people you see are from all walks of life, from every country, and sexual preference...even priests.

http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/5621/mmain.htm

Pretty Girl's Picture

This is my sweetie (Pretty Jewish Girl) accepting some web award ... http://web.aec.at/lifescience/pressepic/g_nika_ik.jpg

Here is an excerpt for PJG's poetry... http://www.lesbitarian.com/lisa.htm

Did you dream of my fingers touching you in that warm, soft, slippery place that makes you moan so nice. Rubbing you...up and down.

Did you dream of my lips on your nipples or on that place between your legs? Did my fingers enter you? .Did you tighten up like you always do? Or did you take it sweetly?

Did I drink you down and clean you up until you had to have what it is you need....so badly? .Did I bite your nipples just enough to make you gasp softly and giggle that little giggle then you tell me "they're a bit sensitive now" so I try to be more gentle?

Chaim: Luke, putative jew marc is tracking your woman via the web, just to dis her! It is up to you to defend her honor.

Luke In Love

Dear reader: I no longer want to write about porn. I only want to write about love. I lost Pretty Jewish Girl. I get butterflies in my stomach when I think of her.

Rumdar writes: Luke, I am genuinely choked up about your love for PJG. Romance is a wonderful thing. Love is all you need...dat da da da daaaaaa!. I too was a hopeless romantic before I became cynical and jaded. I like the old Rum better. Your readers who have been writing in imploring you to ignore Amalek and other nay-sayers are absolutely correct. There is no reason a pretty/preppy intelligent, rich, social climbing, sweet Jewish Princes would not fall for a guy like you. Actually I can think of a few but let's not get into that. I want to share with you (and your readers) one of my favorite poems by Scott Fitzgerald. It is the forward to The Great Gatsby..

Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her;
If you can bounce high, bounce for her too
Till she cry "Lover, gold-hatted, high bouncing lover, I must have you!"

Thomas Parke D'Invilliers

Pretty/preppy Jewish girl is your Zelda. If you must have her, go after her and let nothing stop you. Do not forget, the great F. Scott was a broke, poverty stricken writer living in New York when he met the girl of his dreams. Make him your inspiration Luke. Ignore those tanned tits on the beach. Plan your strategy to win the heart of PJG when you return. Do it for yourself and do it for us, (your loyal fans). Should you succeed even the granite heart of Amalek (complete with pacemaker) will melt. I guarantee it. from the steaming southwest, rum

Luke: My sweetie's just moved to San Francisco, so I'm trying to figure out how to get up there as often as possible on the cheap.

Cheap Jew Marc Putative writes: find an orthodox or conservative shul that's having a shabbaton and get billeted at somebody's house nearby because (a) it's shabbat and (b) you're from out of town. that takes care of friday and saturday night right there. she'll be all the more motivated by your compassionate interest in judaism. is it really that expensive to fly, though? (or, put out for any of the other expenses.) consider how little labor you've actually had to put in for your largesse (i myself am thinking just that with the financial rug recently pulled from under my web writing gig) and that you'll hafta sacrifice it anyway in order to have a solvent relationship. look, we've got the denoument for the book and/or movie version of l-keford.com happening right here--the creation of which i assume will involve a role for me--so don't screw it up. (i'm gonna need the money.) and, in the end, the situation mitigates your five year immersion into porn. (in general, though, consider this a sincere response from someone who's in a marriage-bound relationship.)

Luke writes his sweetie:

Dear PJG: I'm leaving, on a sea jet, I don't know when I'll be back again... I'm leaving for Santorini tomorrow morning. I carry you with me when I walk around Mykonos and swim in the sea. I was just down at the beach reading a book and running my fingers through the rocky sand. And I found a piece of crystal that reminds me of you. I will bring it home and give it to you.

I carry a vision of you wherever I go. We only shared a few hours together Friday night and Saturday and yet you've powerfully affected me. Everytime I see a topless bather, I think of you!

Miss you lots, Luke

Luke writes Chaim: Give me ten (column) inches and hurt me!

Chaim: Luke, what would you do if Peppy gives in to her carnal urges when you visit, and it just so happens that she is morally unclean on account of her bleeding? What then Luke, what then? I say you need to be up front with her, and ask her to keep you fully apprised of her menses as part of your effort to avoid sin.

Goodbye Porn, Hello Love

Marc Putative writes Luke: i'd venture the era of l-keford.com as a hamlet for exclusively (or dominantly) porn reportage has reached its end. (i suggest this not being certain of where your sponsor situation stands--is this a broken deal where they're contractually obligated to pay you, even though your site isn't driving traffic anywhere porn-related?) the only initiative for keeping up appearances would be relative to any phone calls or invitations you get based on your past endeavors--which you should field, but not without clarifying that porn journalism is something from your past, that you still dabble in, but with reluctance. now, covering an event validated by someone like stern is still perfectly valid, since it's seeped into the mass consciousness--therefore, you're commenting on the media fascination with porn, rather than porn itself.

but--and not to sound like lord peter luther christian here--your redemption is just around the bend. consider the confessional books from a year or two back by kathryn harrison ("the kiss," about having an affair with her father--and not being particularly regretful for it), or joyce maynard ("at home in the world," about having an affair with j.d. salinger ... even more grotesque, since she was, like, 17 at the time). these women went on to have presumably normal lives with children and husbands sympathetic to those skeletons. the producers and publishers will start knocking down the door as you move closer to renouncing that obsessive interest in porn flicks in favor of connubial comfort with your very own yoko-in-reverse ... PJG. then me and chaim can reap the rewards of collaborating on the retrospective approach to luke's prurient past. furthermore, you've got this cast of characters much more compelling than anything CBS could imagine with "big brother" or "survivor". it's the fact that we all came to luke's site to read about beastiality--but stuck around for the spiritual inspiration and the sense of community and irreverence--THAT is the selling point ...

so, step to it. when you get back home, it's time for a new beginning, with a loving woman of valor by your side. since LF.com has touched on every pop phenomenon of the past three years ("who wants to marry a multi-millionaire" on down), there's really nowhere left to go but to sew it all up, and reap whatever profits the book or movie world has to offer. the website would remain a crucial part of chronicling your daily domestic life, though--far as i can tell, there are no males who have been able to do the online diary routine successfully (it's more of a chick thing). yet l-keford.com's life beyond perversion may well be the only content-driven website out there that can make a profit. (and that profit will be entirely PJG's; happy and fulfilled forever.)

Replacing Pornography With Submissions Of Love and Romance

Goddess writes Luke: You say you only want to write about love and in the next breath you're figuring out how to get to SF "on the CHEAP?!" Luke!!! How unromantic can you get? When you start talking about getting to SF no matter what the cost, THEN I'll believe you're in love. And don't be such a damn skin flint. The moths in your wallet need some fresh air once in a while.

Fred Nek writes: Yup. You got it, Luke. Get rid of all the smut on l-keford.com. Don't you think it would make much better copy to replace the descriptions of Sabrina Johnson and her anal gang bang with a Shakespeare-like sonnet extolling love for the beautiful Sabrina. Or perhaps a poem about a stroll on a moon-lit night on the beach with Annabel Chong.

("How many ways do I love thee--let me count the ways. Well, concerning the ways that are legal in all 50 states, oh, about two.")

You could hand out some kind of literary prize. Something like the Luke F-rd prize for literature. There could be one for poetry, and one for romantic prose. I'll bet NJG would be willing to judge the quality of the submission. (Heck, as first prize, you might even get Ms. Chong to accompany the winner on a stroll on the beach on a moon lit night. Then again, she may just be inclined to moon the winner.)

And whereas the Nobel prize for literature is handed out in Sweden each year, the Luke F-rd prize for literature could be handed out in front of the Swedish Erotica offices each year.

The heck with pornography. It's time to rise to a higher plane. I can think of no surer recipe for boosting the readership of l-keford.com.

Cheyenne Silver Wants A Horse Ranch

At PornNewsDaily.com, Meni interviews Vivid contract girl Cheyenne Silver. Here's an excerpt:

PND: How did you get into porn?

Cheyenne: A friend of mine worked for Vivid as an extra and he knew how sexual I was and he knew that I wanted to have a horse ranch, and I wanted to run and own my own my own horse ranch and so he knew this would be one of the possible quickest ways for me to get there.

PND: So you were a little wild before you got into the biz?

Cheyenne: Yeah, I was experimental, I wanted to experience everything, and he knew that and he knew the business would let me try out anything I wanted to try out, (laugh) as long as it's in on camera. So I started and I liked it so I never stopped, and I never went back to dancing.

PND: Do you have any idea how long you want to stay in the biz?

Cheyenne: I've given myself a total of 10 years between, being in movies, directing my own movies and dancing. And then after 10 years I'd like to be on my ranch, and back in the mountains growing my crops, and livestock and everything.

Vivid Girls In Year 2020

Aghast complains: Unfortunately there are three unavoidable imperatives in our known universe: 1) Death, 2) Taxes, and 3) The unwelcome porn comeback. The beauty of f--- videos is that they freeze our favorite porn starlets forever in time. Suspended on video tape they remain ... forever young ... forever nubile .... forever sexy. Recently, however, some selfish slatterns of the past have taken it upon themselves to destroy these cherished memories with embarrassing comeback videos. Now we see these haggard pornlets in the cold harsh light of 2000, way past their primes, with their crows feet ( cough ... Ginger ), wrinkles ( cough ... Amber ), and bulging bellies ( cough ... Marilyn ).

Ladies, you should have hung up your garter belts a long time ago. Shame on you all! Hmmmm ... twenty years from now I wonder if the current crop of Vivid Girls will be staging a comeback?

Russell writes: In response to Aghast and the others who complain of porn comebacks: Yeah, how dare these women think that they exist for any reason other than to fulfill *your* fantasy and then disappear? How dare they have motives of their own or make films for people whose tastes aren't as narrow as yours? And the idea of people over 40 having sex on camera! I mean, A2M is one thing, but 45 year olds f---ing? That's *sick*. I'm sure that when you and your wife hit 40 you'll become celebate or at least do it in the dark so you don't have to look at each other. Next time they send people to your house to tie you down and force you to watch those movies, you should call the police. There's only so much Luke can do to protect you from this terrible abuse.

Interracial

JJ writes on MrMarcus.com: The biggest stars in the biz today, don't touch black: jil kelly, asia careera, jenna, nikki, chase, stacy v, serenity, zoe, jewel, jessica and many, many others. They don't have to, and they know it, it would do more damage to their careeer than help it. That is why they have so many fans and are on top, they have it figured out whether we like it or not.

Bowel Movement writes on MrMarcus.com: Barbra Dare wouldn't do interracial.She's now in her mid to late 30's,broke and living with her parents.Samantha Strong wouldn't do interracial.She's now recovering from drugs and drinking and has nothing to show for her years in porn.Savanna? Well i don't even have to go in to that.Let's not forget Marilyn Chambers became a giant star in porn from her first film.Behind the green door.The firt man to f--- her in that movie was the very black Mr.Keyes.The first cock she sucked was black.That guy who came down on the swing.Seka who back in her day was as fine as a woman can get did interracial and she was the biggest thing going at the time.Seka took on all 18 inches of Long Dong Silver once! Nina Hartly.Started off f---ing blacks and there isn't any need to talk about how big she was and still is on the stage.The point to all of this is this.When a porn babe falls it dosen't have a damn thing to do with interracial sex.This is f---ing 2000.Behind the green door was 1972.Come on people! I'm a white guy and seeing black males f---ing A-list white babes dosen't piss me off.It might give me a scorching hard on,but it dosen't piss me off.

Andy Edmond Testifies About Child Porn

Flying Crocodile writes: WHO: Andrew Edmond, CEO of SexTracker™, is the first invite ever from the Adult Online Industry to deliver testimony to the Child Online Protection Act (COPA) Commission. SexTracker is host to over 120,000 Adult websites and 80% of the free Adult web.

WHAT: The COPA Commission examines methods and technology to protect children from accessing Adult pornography and child pornography. Today’s hearing will be chaired by Commissioner, Don Telage, and Subcommittee Co-Chairs, George Vradenburg and Donna Rice Hughes.

WHEN: Thursday, July 20th, 2000 @ 3:45 PM (EDT).

WHERE: University of Richmond Jepson Alumni Center 28 Westhampton Way University of Richmond, VA 23173

Luke's Masturbation Journal

I masturbated my usual number of times last night and concentrated each time on allowing myself to simultaneously experience both the element of power and the equally present element of sexual trauma during and/or after the event. My point is that there is an overwhelming link between feelings of sexual power and feelings of sexual trauma. Sex addicts even use sex to purposely traumatize themselves! The pleasure of porn itself unconsciously involves a repression of the feelings of trauma, castration, and impotence that accompany the overriding feelings of power.

Olympics

Question: I was thinking of going down under in September to cover the Olympics in Sydney, Australia. How important are the Olympics to the LF.com reader? Email Luke

Rumdar writes: Luke Let me cast my vote on the Olympics question. I personally have zero interest in the Aussie Olympics, the Colorado Olympics or for that matter Olympics anywhere. I especially can't stand those annoying little twelve year old gymnasts. When I am forced to watch any of their routines I find myself hoping they will do a flip and whack their head on the bar. Likewise the divers, swimmers and anyone else who is attempting to pass themselves off as amateurs when they are really professionals in it for the money. If you want to do your readers a service why don't you make a tour of the poverty countries. I am thinking Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam, Philippines and a few others. As you go from one to the other report back on hotel accommodations, restaurants, sightseeing and or course the sleaze factor of each. As I have said before, for a really fine time you can't beat the Third World.

Chaim: Regarding your nascent plan to attend the Olympics - all well and good, but where the hell are you getting the scratch to take all these de-luxe trips? Are you making some porn on the side?

Yaakov writes: My wife is Australian, and we were in Sydney six months ago, and things were already starting to get hectic there. My mother and father in law are going up to the Gold Coast to get the hell out of dodge. We have a friend on the Olympic committee who gave us a free tour, and it was awesome - the Sydney olympics will definitely be cool. My only words of caution would be that Sydney is a mess right now. Getting around will be a bitch, since the city is not able to handle like 1,000,000 visitors. If you do go, enjoy!

Amused writes: Go to Australia and cover America's glory as Houston brings home the gold medal in the Olympics first sanctioned Bukkake competition. USA! USA!

Two Birds, One Stone

Curious writes: This is so perfect! You need an excuse to go to the Bay Area to visit PJG. The Who Wants To Shag A Millionaire? Gang Bang is to be held in San Francisco. Invite her as your guest to cover the gang bang! Then she can see you in your true element. Wow! Talk about fated!

ps This may seem nosy, but have you seen her PCR DNA test yet?

Luke: No. But the two birds, one stone is generally a good idea. I might do it. But how do I explain to her what event I will be covering? How about "a safe sex fundraiser"?

Marc Putative writes: look, there is porn-related journalism at every turn. is covering the millionaire gang-bang for your own entrepeneurial venture any more despicable than writing about it for maxim? or GQ? or rolling stone? are you being any tackier than the rolling stone editor who slaved over that 25,000-worder on seth warshawsky? or the rolling stone editor who decided to herald l-keford.com as the hot matt drudge? (see, in the space of that year, just look how much your mission has evolved ...) the key is: irony, irony, irony.

PJG sounds younger and more vivacious, so she's more likely to be smitten by bawdy humor that's couched in a certain innocent naivite. would she go on a date to see "scary movie" or "me, myself and irene"? then she can appreciate your disposition, too, so long as you temper it somewhat. you've gotta revert to your less jaded state of being that new immigrant to america, or a seventh-day adventist marveling at the rituals of the jewish people (by the way, luke, have you been fasting today?). take stuff like the masturbation diary down from the site; more "ewwww ... gross" satire like that picture of the vivid girls in 2020 is perfectly kosher, though. (come to think of it, you also hafta take a crash course on younger-skewed popular culture. listen to KROQ [Los Angeles rock station] for a few days once you get home. read the dave eggers autobiography. see the movie "loser". consult with j.d. considine on what the next big thing might be ...)

the "everytime i see a topless bather" line is a nice touch, along the lines of what i'm talking about. (i'm assuming this was really in an email you sent her, and not a fabrication for the sake of comedy.) it's innocent enough, but only if PJG's own breasts aren't too prominent--then that would be vulgar. of course, you also can't let on that you've seen thousands (millions?) of the silicone-injected variety over the past few years (especially the ones you've seen in person). hey, even tobacco heir patrick reynolds makes certain on his wife-seeking website (yet another contemporary topic you can discuss with PJG!) not to include any pictures of ex-girlfriends. keep your ex your ex, shmuley boteach sez. but same applies if your ex doubles as one of your hands.

Luke: The topless bather line, I really sent it to her.

Marc: i said listen to KROQ--which is important, because you need to be up on the newest metal-thud rap music. all jewesses of a certain age are partial to the beastie boys--themselves mookish boors in their early days, now ultra-sensitive wusses who beg for religious freedom in tibet and propose women-only mosh pits. you should, however, also catch up on the rave scene, so that you can drop those all-important names of djs--people like sasha and john digweed or carl cox--who defy getting any mainstream attention. again, ask j.d. for who's all the rage these days. (i mean, you could ask me, but my rock critic credentials have been disputed by reb considine on enough occasions.) neverthless, moby's "play" album might be a good enough place to start ... it's got those all quirky tunes but some gentle candlelighting stuff, too (and i don't mean in a debbie friedman sorta way). still, you gotta be ready if she's hip enough to consider moby too much of a sellout. another angle is the jam band music--sporadically popular with the jewesses these days, odds are she was more into it five years ago--that means phish (who have a minor radio hit right now), anything related to the grateful dead (which probably makes her feel wistful for a misspent youth), maybe widespread panic. ah, dave matthews! yeah, him! right!

The Final Solution

Chaim Amalek writes: Problem: Luke: My sweetie's just moved to San Francisco, so I'm trying to figure out how to get up there as often as possible on the cheap.

Solution: Cost to drive, rount trip to SF: about $60 in gas for your vehicle. (By the way, there must be bus service.)

Cost for lodging: NOTHING. Simply stay with your friend NJG. If she really is your friend, she will be happy to oblige you. And if not her, there must be someone in Lukeland who would be willing to provide you with lodging for a few nights. I am sure you make an excellant lodger. Just be careful in the shower.

By the way, how old is this woman? Beastie boys stuff may not be her thing. I do not think that she will be as into pop culture as Marc thinks, since she is really into that communal jewish leadership thing. give her time, and she will join Hadassa. Perhaps merely your knowledge of Debbie Friedman music will put you in good stead, boosted with a few yiddish standards like "Meine Shtetele Beltz".

And be careful what you post on this web site! She may well be reading it!

Goddess writes: Take the bus to SF like Chaim advises, Luke. Women are ALWAYS impressed by guys who take the bus. And hell, when you're on a date, take HER on the bus with you!! It's a sure fire way to win the heart of your woman:)

Luke: I was just checking my hits. And to my amazement, they've stayed steady, even increased on average during my July travels.

Chaim: PORN IS BORING, especially when one is writing about it. What your site has always had that the others do not is the human interest angle, the story of a shlub even more pathetic than the average porn customer as he makes his way through the minefields of life. (Now, of course that was always a well stage ruse, much like Howard Stern's proclamation of shlubness over the years until news of his great wealth became generally known. the truth is that you do not live in that hovel, you do not drive that van. If it were generally known that you live off of a trust fund, have a nice condo, drive a used lexus, and have more than enough scratch to travel to exotic lands in style, you would not be as popular. So keep quiet about this.)

Knights Of The Holy Truth Congratulate Chaim

Sir Michael Gabriel writes: Chaim is absolutely correct about Lukes love interest being an agent, although wrong about the agency. Think of us as Knights of the holy Truth His allegations that she represents a danger to Luke are as ludicrous as his self appointment to the position of "spiritual advisor". We have observed that Mr. Amaleks "spirituality" is based on passages culled from the great works ( torah, koran, oui ching, etc..)specifically to support his view on a given subject, rather than using the great works in toto to determine if his position is supportable. How typical, that he takes a situation which has nothing whatsoever to do with him, and uses it to construct a "me" scenario. We are sorry Mr. Amalek, but we have observed your orbit for some time now and it is obvious that you are a satellite, you are not at the center of the universe. Luke, it's time for you to shake those coat tails off and have them dry cleaned.

It has also become obvious that Chaim uses his influence over Luke to protect his own interests rather than Lukes, and this is the reason we took a more visible position in our guardianship of the truth and of Luke. Yes Chaim, your identity is well known to us, we have no need to "ferret" you out. I can only point out what should be obvious; If it was our intention to use the information for some harmful purpose, it would already be done. In fact, the reason for the original intelligence missions was simply that we did not trust your amateurish methods to keep Luke safe, a valid concern considering what you call "coded messages". This brings me to the purpose of this correspondence, your advice on what to "watch for" in our actions.

First, community; It was never stated that this site represents a "community of caring individuals", from what we know personally the only things loved and cared for at Luke's are held in pieces of silver backed glass. But it is a gathering and therefore has the potential for influence, and it has made huge strides in porn journalism, in that you can read entire paragraphs without the words cock, pussy,or f--- being repeated…....twice. Lukes origins, which the KT brotherhood have sworn to take to the grave, is of course brilliant. Second, our involvement; As indicated, we think the concept is brilliant, therefore anything we contributed would be at best be redundant. To try and insert ourselves here would be…..well , it would be you. And since this has also been done it would be doubly redundant. No dear Chaim, like Luke we are stellar and shine with our own light. We have neither the need or the desire to reflect the brilliance of others. Besides it's a well known fact that (also like Luke), we do not work or play well with others.

Mr Amalek, when assessing peoples motives, you make the classic spiritual neophytes mistake. You judge them in the same light you would judge yourself, and so it is impossible for you to consider an agenda which is not selfish, self-centered or have some element for self advancement. And so you judge poorly, and advise poorly, and this is why after years of being in your circle, Luke is farther away from happiness than ever before. In this respect, the brotherhood acknowledges its failure and your victory. Congratulations.

THE HAGUE, Netherlands (AP) - Technicians in the Dutch legislature have removed an Internet porn filter from Socialist Party computers after a lawmaker complained that it interfered with her research.

StraWDaDDy: luke whats going on bro. i noticed rob black seems to think im jasmin st claire..thats hilarious
Luzdedos1: yes
StraWDaDDy: your instant message answers are always so elaborate haha
StraWDaDDy: hows your trip coming
Luzdedos1: great, who are you?
StraWDaDDy: i'm strawdaddy..i sent in the story about the XPW incident..just wanted to say thanks for the shout out to raylene..that was real cool of you
Luzdedos1: yes, i know the xpw, but more about you
StraWDaDDy: oh..i'm just a 21 year old guy from ventura. i'm a wrestling fan obviously. i mean as far as the adult industry goes i have nothing to do with it
StraWDaDDy: i just really dig raylene haha
Luzdedos1: yeah! :)
StraWDaDDy: i read your site all the time though..i usually just skim through all the s--- with chaim and people complaining and i just read the s--- about porn
StraWDaDDy: i noticed the xpw article and thought i'd write in about it cuz me and a couple of my homies were there StraWDaDDy: so luke, honestly, do girls who are in the industry ever work with guys who are NOT in the industry? Luzdedos1: at times
| StraWDaDDy: about a year ago anna malle offered me to shoot with her.
StraWDaDDy: i declined though
StraWDaDDy: she gave me her cell number and s--- i was all stoked
StraWDaDDy: even though she did look kinda old haha

When in Rome Do As The Romans. When In Greece . . .

Matt Ramsey writes: Luke! I just did a google search on Mykonos and found out that you are on Greece's most famous gay island! I hope this does not mean you are backsliding into your "old ways." Don't let this PJG thing get you down and make you do something with a burly Greek local that you may regret later. This is the voice of experience talking, Luke. Are you listening?

ps If you disregard my warning you might as well know that the best "glory holes' are in the men's rooms along the beach. Enjoy!

Steve Neece writes: First off,advice to Nena Cherry.It is good to have goals.To be strong & healthy is among the most worthy of these.You have certainly made astonishing progress in a short amount of time.However,I feel you are overdoing the drugs,especially so early on.I do not know who you are training under,but don't let them use you as a guinea pig.Seek advice from elite female bodybuilders.You will probably have to do this online as writing the mags is a waste of time.Most elite bb's have their own websites.Will be happy to help as I wrote for a bb publication for many years and know most of the big names personally.My advice:do not up your dosages and when the gains stop gradually cut down & then go off for 6-8 weeks to allow your body time to recover.if you UP The dosage your body will develop a tolerance,making it necessary to take more and more in order to make gains.Eventually you will be using health/life threatening dosages.A no win situation.The smallest dosage you can gain on is best in the LONG RUN.Good luck in your new endeavor.

As for the rape theory,I think its bs.It is basically an act of power and or hate and has little to do with desire or stress.Unless you consider inadequacy and jealosy a form of stress.

Nude sunbathing is very popular in Scandinavia,which is also know for having a very low crime rate.You already said Greece has low crime rates.Need more examples.To judge a woman on how much skin she exposes on a public beach is a sign of an inferior and twisted mentality.Shouldn't her "treasures" be hers to display as she sees fit in the appropriate setting?Is her only value in life modesty and submission?Ever hear of intelligence ,courage,creativity etc.? was there ever a greater insult than having your character based totally on your sexuality?I certainly think Annie Sprinkle is the moral superior of Phyllis Schlafly.

Finally,most of the great Jews of history have been secular Jews.Especially in the last 200 years.Orthodox Jews(Chassidim) contribute very little towards advancing humanity in any way.In fact,according to Chaim, they are in the act of poisoning their own gene pool by their xenophobia.

Homosexuality Explained

Dudley Moore writes: Homosexuality exists as a genetic strategy to find the broadest possible range of combinations that will allow for successful cross-species mating. Of course, I'm referring to prehistoric, now extinct, human species that must have successfully mated with each other, creating modern day man/woman. Here's the scoop, explained from an evolutionary standpoint. Homosexuality is an evolutionary adaptation that serves several purposes, all of which lead to successful human inter-species mating:

1. Homosexuality decreases sibling competition for mates within the group, so that the eldest sibling has the clearcut advantage for mating within the group. In fact, hormonally, the later born are more likely to be androgynous or homosexual. (This result has recently been demonstrated, less male hormones per birth.) Of course, in other species, the eldest sibling actually kills its siblings to gain an advantage for mating within the group, so this is a more generous compromise from a survival standpoint, since all siblings get a chance to survive by spreading out intensity of sexual preferences along a broader sexual continuum. Conversely, these siblings, being at a competitive disadvantage to the eldest sibling, are more likely to leave and mate outside the group in order to increase their chance of successfully reproducing.

2. More sexual combinations and a wide continuum of sexuality, from hetero to bi to homo, also creates a broader front of possibilities for successful attraction to, matching and successfully mating with other species. In other words, widely varying physical characteristics (including an amorphous blending of male and female characteristics) may increase chances for wider sexual interest and mating combinations between groups that may look different, widely increasing the chance for mating success outside the original home group. Fat people and heavy women actually resemble earlier primate ancestors(like gorillas), and may have been more attractive at one time to hardier, now extinct species.

3. Bisexual women are a special case. In bi-sexuality, the individual's chances for successful reproduction are halved(since they'll spend at least half their time with the "wrong" sex for mating), so the evolutionary adaptation here is that, in order to have a chance to pass on their genes, some become unusually attractive, and especially capable at employing successful visual display in order to increase their odds for getting mates at very large distances outside their home groups. I believe these women are the "missing link" that lead males to leave their own groups, ultimately, that is, in search of new groups and ultimately new species to mate with. Their notorious sexual indiscriminacy(dancers and porn actresses) means they will have sex with virtually any male, including monstrous men. The monsters that some porn actresses/dancers f----for/dance-for-pay fairly represent what other species must have looked like. One porn actor in particular always reminded me of the proverbial one-eyed monster(I don't know his name).

As I've state before, these highly visual bisexuals successfully attract highly visual men who are willing to go to great(perhaps any)lengths, abandoning relationships, and ultimately even crossing group and species barriers, and certainly including the pre-requisite willingness to leave and mate outside their home groups. It's also possible that homosexuality simply resulted from (successful) cross-species mating between now-extinct prehistoric human species. In other words, homosexuality/bisexuality may represent a mismatching that occurred from the wrong "overlay" of the mismatching genetic blueprints from mother/father's genes of different species, or at least, widely diverging groups.

Other visually oriented hot spots for Luke and his visitors to find pretty lesbians: tanning salons, fabric shops(for costumes), and Hooters(be sure to ask your lovely Hooters waitress if she personally knows any dancers--if so, there's even odds she's bi herself).