Monday, July 17th, 2000

Chuck Martino Hiding For His Life?

UndercoverAngel writes: I just heard that after testifying on Wednesday at the Sunshine vs. Seymour trial, Chuck Martino filed a police report claiming that Seymour had threatened his life; Chuck has reportedly been in hiding since Thursday night.

Extreme Brawl

Noah writes: Luke, At ECW's Heatwave PPV, wrestlers and Kristi Myst from Rob Black's XPW were in attendance. The whole situation was pretty wild so check it out here: http://lordsofpain.net. Apparently a lawsuit is being filed by XPW.

Meni: star of the show, Rob Van Dam The Whole f---in' Show gee who owns www.thewholef---inshow.com

Jill Kelly

Email: Hey Luke-I'm Tom Lane a frequent reader and please find room for this! I've had the pleasure of getting to know Jill Kelly in the past year and she is a classy woman who should be judged on her work -good or otherwise not by character assassination. Unlike the talent challenged Ms. Carols who has nothing to offer but big lies and unsubstantiated opinions. OK Becky we're all looking at you. Are you happy? Lets take what you said point by point and put it in your slanderous style.

1) Jill is a forgettable monstrosity.// I don't think any of the thousands of men who packed "The Foxy Lady" last week for six nights could forget the incredible sensual performance put on by Jill and Devin Davis. The shows were monstrously great! Everyone from waitress to house girls to captivated customer lined up to have their pictures taken with them. They didn't want to forget the moment. Maybe Becky your just brain dead and have trouble remembering things.

2) Jill's new husband is Gay.// No he is one of the most respected contract "Studs" in smutland having appeared in hundreds of videos himself and they won't be found in the gay section of your local video outlet. Maybe Ms. Carols poor demented brain is playing tricks on her again. Then again why should she be accurate when she can just use lies and slander instead. Hey it worked for Hitler-right.

3) Jill gives Jim Holiday head so she can be in his vids.// No!- that's how Hollywood works. Don't you know anything? Jim Holiday uses Jill because she is "that dam good" and consistently makes M-O-N-E-Y for him.

4) Jill will be sucking sweaty balls well into her seventies. //Unfortunately she will be long retired by then but right now Jill is only beginning to reach the height of her womanly beauty and power. When she does turn seventy she'll still be gorgeous and Beckster I hope she comes out of retirement for you so you can be right for once in your miserable life.

Beckola when it comes to recognizing losers in porn all you have to do is look at your reflection in the toilet bowl and there's loser number one staring back. Bring it on Becky. Bring it on... Thom Lane Ps. Becky do you still wet the bed at night or have you gotten over that? Its true.. Its true

Luke Arrives In Athens

Athens, Greece: Monday, 11PM.

I arrived safely in Athens this morning and am updating from my hotel room.

Following in the footsteps of Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle, today I walked from my hotel in downtown to the Acropolis on the hill.

Greece reminds me of Israel with its great ancient history and Meditteranean manners. But while in Israel I saw no porn openly sold (except for one sex shop and a few copies of Hustler magazine at a couple of newsstands), I saw it all over Athens. Private seems particularly popular. You can buy porno DVDs at newsstands which offer at eye level, where kids can see it, sexually explicit photos of women stretching their vaginas.

Chaim writes: I do not know what your plans are for the coming week, but if you go down to the port of Pireas, you can go on a short cruise through the eastern Mediterranean for a few days for not much money, maybe just the cost of a hotel room where you are. Not luxurious, but full of europeans on holiday. Were you interested in emotion-free sex with some nordic women, this would be the way to do it. Heavy duty party scene. Good test of your spiritual purity, and a chance to see some interesting ancient ruins from your christian heritage. (Wasn't the Book of Revelations written down on the Island of Patmos?)

Perhaps I have been too hard on Greek women. What do you make of them? True Europeans or not?

Luke: More Mediteranean but not as attractive generally as the Israelis.

Chaim: So where are you going this week? Any side-trips to Kosovo in store to score with some Albanian chicks? Tip for killing one bird with one stone, and possibly getting to eat it: Regarding Peppy, call up the Lawyer (with whom you presumably are making little time) and ask her for her advice on how to deal with the web issue as regards your new love. (Every guy has been tortured by women who want to discuss their man-problems; this is your chance at pay-back). The angle is that you want to further explore her reactions to hearing what you did to support yourself in Seth Warshawsky-like grandeur.

Luke: Wednesday I'm off to the Greek island of Santorini then Mykonos.

I spent Wednesday through Saturday night in the vacation resort by the Red Sea of Eilat, located in the desert next to Jordan and Egypt. Most of my group took sidetrips to these countries but I stayed by the pool and harbored my vanishing shekels.

I could've stayed in Eilat till Sunday, and then hung out in Tel Aviv till my Monday 6AM flight to Athens, but instead I booked myself into the Howard Johnson Shalom Hotel by the Tel Aviv beach for two nights.

I have not been to synagogue once in my two weeks in the Holy Land. I've been less religious and less observant over the past two weeks than I've been for years.

Greece is not as tourist friendly as Israel. A small percentage of signs are in English. Few people speak English. The most friendly people are the foreigners.

I hear that Athens stinks but I've had little sense of smell the last twelve years, the last two weeks in particular. I'm wearing damp clothes stuffed in my bag the past 15 hours. I hope I don't stink.

Mainly on this trip I've oscillated between wearing my two black shorts and two black T-shirts. I wash them in the bathtub most nights and with the Middle Eastern heat, they're usually dry by morning.

I figure out how to withdraw money from the ATM, and get 50,000 drachmas. I feel competent and hence more confident. I buy four yoghurts for dinner then walk late into the night.

I see few blacks.

It's scary walking around a new city in a strange country but Greece has one of Europe's lowest crime rates. You can walk around most European cities most anywhere most anytime, with safety, unlike America. Chaim Amalek would say that's because America has a higher percentage of blacks who are more prone to criminal violence.

On this trip, I've been asked by about 50 different persons why I converted to Judaism, including by the security guard at the El Al flight desk Monday morning. I'm happy to answer that I converted to Judaism because I believe in it. That I believe in God and that he made a covenant with Israel at Mount Sinai 3200 years ago and that I wanted a part in the divine mission to bring the world to Sinai, to God and His moral demands, to ethical monotheism.

Also, I converted to Judaism to recapture the sense of family and community I had as a child. But I've managed to find much of the community and camraderie that I seek through this website. You, the reader, are my family.

I spent most of my quality time corresponding with Chaim Amalek, as well as Marc Putative, Curious, Fred, Lynne, NJG, Lou Scorbick, Rumdar, etc...

Guys, our next vacation, we need to take it together.

Athens is surrounded by mountains and frequently has worse air quality than Los Angeles. Thank God the recent heatwave has ended and today was a pleasant 90 degrees top.

It's easy to find yourself in Athens. You just look up to the Acropolis and get your bearings.

I don't see people studying Plato and Aristotle the way we Jews study the Torah and the Psalms and Talmud. Our Jewish past, from Moses to King David to Rabbi Akiva is much more real and influential to us than the Greek thinkers are to the Greeks, or to most anybody. It's the Jewish scriptures that mold the world. Most of Plato's ideas belong in one plus, says Dennis Prager. Plato's books.

Meni writes: dude, Greece? My parents will take you out should have let me known The live there. peace out bitch

Dangerman: You're roughly twelve timezones away from your native Los Angeles to experience no-strings attached no-guilt wild monkey sex. You have one week to Score - get to it already my dear man or stop fantasizing about it so there's no pressure to meet the buildup you've made on your site. Ferchristsakes.

Which Porn Star Slapped Meni?

Meni Troupakis of PornNewsDaily.com writes: luke do some reporting and find out which pornstar slapped me across the face at avn adult expo and for how much money? no mark was left, she's cool, I didn't mind

Luke: Nakita Ka$h?

Meni: you got Nakita right, for how much?

Luke: For $1.

Nina Hartley Interview

dfiled999@my-deja.com >Legendary porn actress Nina Hartley talks about Traci Lords and Boogie >Nights @ http://www.d-filed.com >

Frank Simns: She really doesn't, for the most part. All she say about Traci is that she never worked with her, was set to, then the scandal hit and she threw away the script. Re: "Boogie Nights" she says she likes William Macy and would love to do another mainstream movie. Outside of that she talks about her sexualy philosophy, plugs her upcoming A&E vids, and a book. The "interview" asks absolutely nothing that anybody here wants to know, and the only mention of her implants is when she claims that part of the reason she looks better as she gets older (Becky'll love that claim!) is do to creative surgery, or something like that. Overall - reading the interview is a waste of time. However, it's really short, so it doesn't waste much time.

Pat Riley Surveys Quality Of Current Crop

Pat Riley writes on RAME: I'm in lust again. The object of my lust? Dominica Leoni, who I recently saw in Just 18 #7: very pretty face, mole on right chin, shoulder length blonde hair, small/medium tits, flat belly, tight waist, paintbrush, and a lithe body. Foreign but at this stage one can only speculate as to origin--she says nothing in the movie--I'd say maybe Castillian Spanish. Unfortunately she has disfigured her body with a tattoo on her right shoulder outside but like Ariel Lane, I suppose we have to live with some minor imperfections.

More worrying is that she does an anal and takes a facial. Come on guys, this one is not attainable anyway based on looks, so why try to degrade her? She's also in Please #10 which awaits viewing.

Dominica's scene in Just 18 #7 has her hitchhiking in short shorts and being picked up by Jay Ashley in his van. Before you can say as he does, "There's lots of Americans in America" (I kid you not) she's sucking on his dick and then after a quick cut he's in the back on his back and she's topless giving him some more oral. A couple more p's and it's all over.

Now the idiots who were responsible for this travesty of a movie, Michael Raven and Alex Ladd are obviously of the "Don't gimme no stinkin' plot" raincoater school (plot being a loose term). Could we not show just how Jay persuaded her to suck his dick, and better, how he persuaded her to jump in the back and allowed him to anal her with no condom? Even foreigners are not that stupid.

In the next scene we have another bit of directorial ineptitude. Good set up, and then they blew it. Cheyne Blanc/Collins brings home Nature Blossom from a date and while sitting next to her on the couch applies the usual male pressure to get her to put out. She won't, and won't even let him touch her tits over her dress even though, if I understood the dialog correctly, they've been going out for a year. Cut. They're in the bedroom, both naked and she's sucking his dick like a $10 whore which leads to a screw ending in a facial. Sheesh guys, I'd like to learn how to go from "No" to "Naked babe screwing" in micro seconds. Maybe some convincing dialog?

Didn't Zypher say the other day that we should use porno movies for sex instruction. Maybe he's right.

Lesson #1: How to pick up gorgeous foreigners in beaten-up old vans and butt f--- them in the back in less than 30 seconds.

Lesson #2: How to overcome your date's resistance to screwing in less than a second.

You can be sure that Alex Ladd won't be teaching these classes.

Anyway Nature is not exactly prime meat; maybe choice. But she's realistically Cheyne's girlfriend. Lots of butt cellulite though.

Horrible acting in the next scene with Jesse looking very cute in a nice plaid skirt trying to convince Professor John Strong to take her late paper. She basically rams her crotch in his face and even then he's not really interested...well, eventually he perks up and screws her ending in a back cum shot. Now, Mr. Ladd should know that the only persons authorized by the California Institute of Porn in Higher Education to play professors are Herschel Savage or his understudy Rod Fontana. If Ladd had just adhered to the rules we could have had a reasonable scene but no, he had to put an inept Russian fat boy in a role that cries out for competent acting.

Actually I think it's about time the industry abandoned this type of scene. Not only has it been done to death but the plausibility level is close to zero. Every college I've heard of has a group of ugly feminists in the Department of Women's Studies or similar whose sole job is to emasculate all males on campus. The blackmail possibilities are enormous.

And then there's Jesse, a cute girl but condom-insisting these days, no facials (that's a plus as far as I'm concerned), and a brittle personality. I'll come back to her.

Julianna Sterling plays basketball with Jay Ashley (again) and then they move inside and screw on his parent's bed. He barely produces a cum shot and she's too old and haggard to play the role of a supposed young girl.

Lastly we have Ashley Sage who has a passable maybe even pretty face, shoulder length blonde hair with black roots, black eyebrows, small tits, lithe body, near-shaven pussy, and a slightly dubious belly. It's dubious when she's in RC and is flexing her abdominal muscles. Then you see the formation of a slight apron effect and some puckering at the hips leading to no definite conclusion but something to watch in the future.

Anyway in this movie she looks very cute in a little cheerleaders outfit doing some inept cheer practice in the gym. BTW she looks very cute even though she's 27 years old. Tice Bune, the coach turns up and tells her he wants to close the gym but in the meantime he offers to give her some pointers on improving her cheers. Ah, yes, the old "Personalized instruction" gambit! Naturally those pointers mainly concern checking out her panties and eventually screwing her on the convenient blanket on the floor. Suffers from the usual plausibility problems but as far as the sex was concerned, Ashley seems to be quite responsive.

Ashley is also in Fresh Flesh #13 where she says she comes from Oregon. She sounds a few cents short of a dollar in the horseplay with Alex Sanders up front but this might be just because the sound was very poor. They screw but it's not too good. Jesse is also in this and goes on with some BS about how she shares an apartment with a girl with whom she has sex all the time. Hmmm! Possible but it sounded like lies to me. Lee Stone who sounds like he might be English screws her using a condom and ending in a tit cum shot.

The next, Kennedy, has huge tits and a fat body and is best forgotten. Brandy who may be Brandy Nash also says she's from Oregon and is quite talkative telling how she was de-virginized at 12 by a 19 year old guy. She seemed to be quite happy about it. Jay Ashley screws her including an anal. Also appearing were old warhorse Phyllisha Anne, too whorish Ryan Conner, and Alex Sanders in a three way.

Freshman Fantasies #27 also has Ashley Sage who sits in the makeup chair with her hair in curlers while she's interviewed by Mike. He has the temerity to say that she looks good in curlers! No woman ever looks good in curlers but at least the curlers tell us that there is some makeup done in this series, it's just inept. Ashley wants to have a body stocking ripped off her so they organize Pat Myne to do the job and screw her. Not too bad despite Pat, a guy who could bring down the class level in any trailer park.

Belladonna is the lead girl in Barely Legal #5 (which I haven't seen yet) and was in Real Sex Magazine #31. I see some guy was going on about her in an Anabolic release too. Well, you raincoaters can have this one. She didn't look too bad in RSM #31 but in FF #27 she has black hair and is ugly.

From her description in RSM #31: "Belladonna says she's 18 years old and does bachelor parties for a living (i.e., she's a hooker). She has a not too pretty face, shoulder length straight blonde hair with black roots, large front tooth gap, piranha teeth, medium/large tits, huge multicolored tattoo of an exploding "Sacred Heart" (her words) on her left tit, tattoo of the word "Loyal" in the small of her back, tongue pin, belly button jewel, clit ring, tiny splooge of pubic hair, faint treasure trail, and a getting-thick body. Note that the tattoo is airbrushed out on the box."

Focusing in on those piranha teeth, I believe this happens when the girl has an overcrowded top jaw and to allow space for the teeth to grow, the orthodontist removes one or two teeth. A couple of years later the teeth will appear spread out and then as the wisdom teeth come in they'll squeeze back together again. (Where's Herbie the Dentist when you need him?) Normally I believe they remove the bicuspids but in Belladonna's case it looked like the canines were missing. Of course this is only based on a quick glimpse in these two movies.

Anyway, Voodoo Child who speaks reasonable French and might even do so as a first language, screws her. Then we get standard porn blunder from the $%#$^^% assholes who make these things. Yep, I'm talking about the low-brain-powered director here, Mike Elia.

There are two brand-new Heathers in the movie! No last names, just "Heather". Moron! Didn't it occur to you that this might cause a teensy-weensy problem with later identification? Dumb f---!

Heather #1 has a passable face, long sandy red hair with lots of body, plucked eyebrows, overbite, very white skin, small tits, nipple rings, tongue pin, belly button post, paintbrush matching her hair color, flat belly, slightly flat butt, lithe body, and a tattoo of a blue character with a magician's hat surrounded by gold stars on her right belly. She's nervous and freezes when she does a g/g/g with Dee and Kaylynn but that actually works to our advantage although it would have been even better with only one other girl.

Heather #2 reminds me of a pre-implant Kaitlynn Ashley without the elephant ear pussy of course. This Heather has a passable cheeky face, long unkempt blonde hair, medium droopy tits, vine tailbone tattoo right across her back, paintbrush, lithe body, and unfortunately some loss of belly muscle tone. She says she's 18 and comes from Ventura County in SoCal. This girl has a good personality and even though she says she's nervous, when Mike asks her to masturbate, she refuses. She says that it does nothing for her. He says he can't understand this and tries to insist, using the same sort of male projection arguments you hear on this NG all the time, but she's adamant.

Thus: Lesson #3: How most females have a low libido, don't generally masturbate, don't like big dicks, don't care about the size of your ejaculation, don't like facials, don't like anals, and don't have orgasms in porno movies, but do like emotional involvement. Eventually they compromise and Jon Dough screws her. It's an OK scene but she's feisty enough to want to see her again.

Last up is the black girl Lexi who sounds and looks dull, is 5'11" tall, and has a prominent treasure trail. She does have big tits though. Jesse also appeared in Shane's World #24: Spring Break where she, Samantha (the married petite blonde), Blair Segal, Felicia Ryder, Dillon Day, and Voodoo Child rent a house in a vacation spot somewhere South of LosA.

Now let's see: six people thrown together on a vacation with ample bedrooms, the girls wearing lots of skimpy clothing and sometimes topless, and the odor of sex in the air; after all they are porn performers. Should be good, eh? After all we know that girls on vacation almost always put out. That's the idea of Spring Break isn't it? It's certainly the reason for Club Med and the like.

Well, they put out all right but they might as well have never left LosA. The sex is stilted, not fun. No little budding romances with couples being caught holding hands and shyly sneaking off to bedrooms together or the camera catching them having a morning glory in a pile of disheveled sheets. Neither Blair nor Felicia looked like they wanted to even be there much less screwing Dillon and Voodoo respectively.

And you can't complain about the looks of the guys. They're age-appropriate and body- and face-wise they're easily equivalent to the girls. The problem lies in the girls chosen who were obviously not willing to kick over the traces and have a little affair in Capo-whatever with these guys. Jesse carries lots of the sex but is quite brittle; the guys in this and all the other movies I've seen her in never get past that outer shell. Samantha is married and that certainly would put a damper on the activities. I don't know about the other two but they certainly didn't warm to the occasion.

I'm just the customer but if it were me making this series, I'd move a lot further from LosA than a van ride, confiscate all communication apparatus, and do a lot more screening of the people, possibly restricting it to people who were SO's in real life.

I wonder how much it would cost to support a little cutie pie like Sapphire? See: http://www.asianeyesxxx.com/lats.html

Little Asian Transsexuals #1 from Asian Eyes Pictures.

In the movie she's just as good as on the box, accepting some minimal airbrushing to eliminate skin irregularities. Oh, firm as can be, and in contrast to the Brazilians in Joey Silvera's Rogue Adventures series, this girl and the others in the volume have waists. Getting the gook off her face would be an improvement but I wouldn't change her body one little bit. She says she's Japanese/ Hawaiian and speaks English normally while introducing each scene and masturbating. After the last scene she produces a minor level cum shot which just oozes out over her hand.

The rest of the girls with the possible exception of Mimi, who's slightly scary in close up, are more feminine and better looking than 90%--maybe even 99%--of the genetic females in porn movies today. My guess is that they simply try harder. However, in contrast to the Brazilians, you won't get big dicks here.

The Filipinos, who are the two couples on the boxcover, are pretty and have very feminine bodies but must be really noshing down the hormones. Their balls in particular are nearly non-existent and their dicks are tiny. None of the four can maintain an erection at all although they do attempt an anal in each couples scene and in one case a flaccid dick (no condoms) might have gone in a quarter of an inch after the other girl had been opened up with a dildo. Lots of kissing though and a reasonable attempt at passion but no ejaculation. Really they should have had a normal (?) male with each of the Filipinos.

Tomoyo (top right) talks to the unseen Japanese cameraman (of course she could be Korean--I'm basing the nationality on the "Hi") in a very "little girl" voice and smiles a lot while she masturbates. She's lying on her side on a bed and eventually she goes silent and then lets fly a load for about a foot over the bed sheets. Mostly clear liquid but she's as pleased as punch and they continue talking with her smiling deferentially. Afterwards we watch her take a shower. Nice scene.

Mimi (also Japanese) seems to perform OK, lying back and eventually cumming over her belly but I didn't like the look and she seems to have a male-like voice. On the other hand how scary could a diminutive Oriental be?

Back with Sapphire, the reason for the cost comment is that she seems to be wearing a wedding ring. Being supported by some rich sugar daddy perhaps? Wonder if the wife would object if I made a takeover bid. After all, I wouldn't be screwing another woman, would I ?

BTW on the tape are some previews of this company's other products which despite their titles of "Pretty Little...[genetic females]" didn't seem to have any girls who measured up to the quality of Sapphire, nor could they be classed as any prettier than the girls in the regular Oriental junk on the market.

Ed Powers Dirty Debutantes

>Why so much hostility toward Ed & his consistent, voluminous, >mainstream output? Very few constructive comments; most show >the biases of out-of-touch porn consumers.

>1/ Ed`s girls are ugly lately. Well, these same posters >(perhaps not the estimable Mr. Riley, but many others) would be >the first to harp on Ed`s girls lacking `realism, authenticity` >if Ed brought us only stunning starlets / strippers / boob-job >babes. Give us some constructive advice on HOW to improve the >talent pool while keeping authentic (to large degree).

Pat Riley: You presume that the opposite of ugly (let's call it beautiful for the sake of this posting) is starlets / strippers / boob-job babes. That is certainly not my view.

There are very few girls with boob-jobs who I would class as beautiful. In the past Tina Thomas and Bobby Hunter (sometimes called Cassidy) might qualify and Racquel Darrien was OK but had nearly worn out her welcome by the time she had her boob-job.

If you say stripper, I immediately think of Jerry Springer and Jenny Jones and the guests on those shows. Not beautiful, under any circumstances. I realize this is a stereotype but like most stereotypes it's generally true. It surprises me when I hear a lithe small-breasted girl on Ed say she works in a nudie bar. I can't imagine she earns much from the hootin' and hollerin' crowd.

As to starlet, I suppose you mean people like Jenna Jameson--a porno starlet--most of whom would be disqualified under the boob-job and stripper categories but even if they crept by, the fact that they're starlets probably means they've hardened into rent-a-vagina mode and even if they retain a certain beauty they're not sexually useful.

As to constructive criticism, only Ed should only use girls and performances that are at the top of the tree. Don't just presume that just because the girl is new or available, we want to see her.

For example #142 has the following:

Chaquita/Shaquira--an ugly Hispanic unmarried mother.

Livia--too tall, black, nice butt, passable face, unmarried mother.

Cara--an Amazon plumper with a bulging belly and a huge butt

Bridgette Powerz--a midget who's no debutante anyway.

Cara and Bridgette belong in the specialty movie section, although I realize the denizens of those sections would like to inflict their taste on the rest of the population. Chaquita simply shouldn't be in porn. And Livia might be OK except for the height and the bellydamage. Was it worth putting out this tape. Absolutely not. It was a waste of time viewing and I'm glad I didn't pay for it.

>2/ Ed should make fewer tapes? Well, so what. If he changes >nothing in the production technique, then net-net nothing >changes. This request seems to make the unstated assumption >that the quality of the girls/production will magically >improve?

How? I don`t get it... If he produces fewer tapes like #142, I, as a regular viewer will look forward to the next Ed tape and be more likely to rent it without question. Ed is killing the goose with the uglies and the number of tapes is just the outward manifestation of his lack of consideration for the viewers. "Make them find the good girls on their own." He's not alone in this BTW. Everyone in the porn industry hates to throw away footage and Ed probably hates to turn down any new girl.

>3/ No sidekick? What value does one ad? Good riddance to >Marlboro Man, Ron Jeremy-wannabe Jamie Freaky Gillis, & Donkey>Kong.

I agree. A second person screwing the girl reduces the value of the first but for some of the posters here that second guy proves she's a real slut (something to do with making her attainable if I understand correctly).

>4/ Orientals? At maternity wards? Come on, Patrick. The only >people left using the word Orientals are the out-of-date porn >industry, and white 40+ males. Do you still use the N word for >blacks in a public forum? Most Asians have modest birthrates, >especially out-of-wedlock. Given what I know about cultures, >perhaps the comment applies to Hispanics, but not to Asians (in >general, of course there may be exceptions).

If you haven't already noticed, being PC is not my strong suit. In this particular case "Oriental" is accurate and descriptive and non-pejorative. It's also in my dictionary (Webster's) in the sense in which I use it. The alternative "Asian" doesn't differentiate a mongoloid coming from the countries of East Asia (Japan, China, Vietnam, Thailand, etc) from an Indo-Pakistani (who are not actually mongoloid), or for that matter a native person from Northern Siberia. Since these distinctions are important in the evaluation of the attractiveness of the subject, "Oriental" will stay.

Your age comment occurs because the younger generation has been hornswoggled (conned, sold-a-bill-of-goods) by their politically correct teachers spreading their liberal poison. Unlike "Oriental" the "N" word (I presume you don't mean "negroid" which like "mongoloid" and "caucasoid" is a well-accepted scientific term) is pejorative and an accurate, for day-to-day use, term already exists: "black". Before you lecture me again on the use of non-PC terms you might look to your own house. It is my understanding that "Hispanic" is no longer PC, the correct term being "Latina" or "Latino".

While we're on the subject, I'd like someone to suggest non-pejorative terms in common use that distinguish the following:

- Spanish-speaking blacks normally from Cuba, Puerto-Rico, etc

- Spanish-speaking Spaniards from Spain.

- Spanish-speaking persons from Latin America who are generally indistinguishable from Spanish-speaking persons from Spain. (I.e., no hanky-panky with the native population in past generations.)

- Spanish-speaking persons from Latin America who are primarily descendants of the native peoples.

- Black Brazilians - Non-black Brazilians (Deafening silence results.)

As to the comparative birth rates of Orientals versus Hispanics, I have no particular knowledge on the subject. I'm commenting on what I see in Ed's tapes. For all I know the only unmarried Oriental mothers might all take jobs with Ed.

Working backwards from #143:#143 Patricia McNeil (Slovenia)

#142:Chaquita (Hispanic)Livia (Black)

#141 Azteca (Hispanic)

#140Angel Gyro (Italian/Persian)

#139Hailey Jo (Don't know) Chanel (German/Mexican)

#138Azteca (again)

#137Raphaelle (Hispanic)

#136 Azteca (again)Aiko (Oriental)Lillian Lee (Oriental)

#135Aiko (again) Raphaelle (again)Alexis Amore (Hispanic)

#134Azteca (again) Melina Devore (Hispanic)

#132Melina Devore (again) Hey, that's enough! There should be NO mothers, unmarried orotherwise, in porn.

>Ed does a SOLID job putting out a MAINSTREAM product on a >CONSISTENT basis? Ed obviously also wants to make money; damn >well he should, this is his livelihood. Given these >constraints, I challenge Ed bashers to put forth some realistic, >constructive proposals on how his tapes could be better.

But you don't listen. Working from the easiest to do to the hardest.

- Stop taking still photos on camera.

- Get a better cameraman.

- Clean up the room before shooting--Ed must live in a pigsty.

- Remove the monitors; trust the cameraman.

- Get a professional lighting person at least a couple of times. Learn something.

- Employ a proper makeup and hair person.

- Make sure the girl's name and information is audible and correct.

- Stop trying to get the girl to masturbate when she doesn't want to.

- Don't ask her if she has had an orgasm.

- No more facials; this is not raincoater crap.

- Re-activate New Ends and put the anals over there.

- Stop using the ugly.

- Stop using the non-debutantes (like Bolivia Samsonite/Rachael Teez/Chantel in #143).

- Stop using girls in multiple volumes (look at Azteca above).

- Kill the 'effing dogs (if you don't know what I'm talking about, refrain from smart-ass remarks).

The hardest of course is for Ed to make himself disappear. He knows his body is disgusting and he understands that his fooling around is frequently tiresome but he has no practical way out. He has tried spin off lines such as Exotica Erotica with Jake Steed and First Impressions with Tee (another woof-woof) but they fizzle out and if they were any good the stud/director would simply take his line out of Ed's purview as Jake did (good being a relative term). Basically they'd be failures anyway because a series without Ed's charismawouldn't be Ed.

His competition--really only Randy--suffers much of the same looks problem, some deceptive practices, and has none of the charisma. I one stage I thought Van Damage might be a good replacement but then came herpes, raincoater tendencies, and he's now fatter than Ed. David Luger is the right age and has a reasonable body but needs a bucket of maturity. Sometimes it's not quite clear who's in charge: him or the girl. Maybe in ten years time. Despite some raincoater baggage, Nacho Viadal sounded OK in Pornological #5 but then there's the language and cultural divide. TT, apart from other aspects, simply lacks the intelligence. Nope, much as I hate the idea, I don't think there's anyone in the industry who could replace Ed, unfortunately.

RAME - Things Change

Luke: I received this press release from the moderators of the rec.arts.movies.erotica newsgroup. They write:

Dear Readership, The moderators have been watching with increasing alarm as the group we worked so hard to form 4 years ago declines into a pit of misogyny and other unsavory behaviors.

While we understand that porn is not the highest of art forms, and the producers/distributors are not necessarily upstanding pillars of the community, we do believe that the topic and the people involved could be treated with more respect and in a manner conducive to two-way communication between the industry we love to hate and its fan base.

Right now, we are unable to have any discussion with industry personnel because once one should post, a certain number of vultures swoop down upon and attack them, often without warrant and without any interest in carrying on a dialogue.

While the vultures then feel proud that they were able to "take someone down a peg" there are others (moderators among them) who wish those people would stick around, in an effort to communicate their needs as a consumer better... or even as an outlet to communicate with their favorite star.

Since the vultures have joined us, our reputation has not been a positive one. This upsets us as moderators and founders of this group, and we are setting in motion plans to turn this around.

So, it is time to draw the line in the sand. We're getting tired of people with nothing but bile to spew and taking away some of these vultures' hate-podium will make everyone else happy.

We never want anyone visiting or participating this group to feel less than welcome. In many cases, many new posters feel less than welcome; and this runs counter to our philosophy of how this group should be managed.

So, we're going to get tighter. Rude remarks will be clamped down upon much harder than in the past. Being on-topic will no longer be enough to get you an approval; you will have to post with a civil tongue and with an eye towards the charter's oft-ignored requirement that posts be 'intelligent and mature'.

Usenet tradition has held that a moderated newsgroup is one that operates on a higher level than an unmoderated one. We exist to make sure arguments don't get out of hand. But our charter requires that we do more than just stop flames and advertisements. It requires that we insure an intelligent and mature level of discussion.

In the past, we were reluctant to place such restrictions on the content in RAME, but now is the time when all good posters should come to the aid of their newsgroup. You wanna spit bile, venom, misogyny, etc. go to alt.sex.movies, ACME, wherever else you wanna go -- anywhere but here. We don't want to be associated with thoughtless hate, misogyny or even general unfriendliness.

This does not mean that raving about the industry is off-limits; this does not mean that naughty words are off-limits; this does not mean that we're looking for industry apologists or shills only.

What it means is we're sick of the trolls; we're sick of the malevolence for malevolence's sake; we're sick of the misogyny; we're sick of the repetitive arguments going over and over and over...

Posting to a moderated newsgroup is a privilege, not a right. Usenet's rules and regulations give the power to grant this privilege to the moderators, because only the moderators took the time and effort to establish the group, pay the money to keep it operating, and take the time to moderate it.

Over the past four years, we've taken a hands-off policy to the group, and that's been to the group's detriment. Now it's time to take a different approach.

We started this group because we wanted a place to discuss adult movies: to talk with friends and newcomers about good movies, bad movies, some gossip, whatever. We wanted to avoid spam and flame-wars.

The group is close to no longer functioning this way, because so much hatred and anger is being spread on it. There is a frighteningly small sense of community nowadays; persons who were once welcomed into our group are now routinely driven away.

We tried to be as hands-off as possible; but it is obvious that this policy failed. This is a sad and classic example of "give 'em an inch, and they'll take a mile." We're re-capturing the lost ground.

This isn't open for discussion, this is how it's gonna be. How will we enforce civility on the group? We will be tightening the posting guidelines, so that posts which are rude, needlessly argumentative, trolling for comments, purposelessly inflammatory and which do not meet the charter's call for 'mature and intelligent' discussion will be rejected. Posters who flaunt the posting guidelines will be killfiled for a brief period (usually 1-2 weeks), to provide a cooling-off period. If the poster persists in violating the charter and posting guidelines, they will be permanently killfiled.

Usenet is an international community; American First Amendment rights are not applicable here. We are not limiting your ability to post anywhere else on Usenet or the world, just our corner of it. As we've amply demonstrated in the past, we're open to intelligent and rational suggestions, reasonable complaints, and change.

Usenet's rules are quite clear: If you don't like the way a group is being run, the answer is to start your own.

There are 40,000 Usenet groups, and there are other groups that deal with the subject of erotic movies. There are a number of websites (though few of them are umoderated) that also permit discussion of erotic movies. Make a choice, and participate there. If we're your choice, we're glad to have you. If we're not, we're sorry to see you go and we wish you well. No hard feelings.

Bottom line, these are "adult movies" -- so be an adult about it. Being an asshole (and proud of it) will count against you.

The Mods Adult Movie FAQ, Brad, Frans, Imperator, Peter and Tim

Luke: In my opinion, it was the latest Becky Carols vs Bud Lee thread that was the straw that broke the camels back.

Luke's Travel Journal

Dear Diary, With my Jewish singles group gone I am now able to concentrate on the true purpose of my Israel trip . . . to pimp the hell out of my book! I did my first book signing today at the Jerusalem Barnes and Noble and it was an unqualified success! Record crowds! Media coverage! Free smoothies! I now truly feel the acceptance of my adopted people.

Chaim replies: "Luke: All the Jews that Pierce talks about are secular Jews. They are Jews with no affiliation with Judaism. The Jews in the sex trade do not belong to synagogues and do not contribute to Judaic life. They are frequently non-Jewish Jews, with values totally alien to the Torah and Judaism. Religious Jews and those informed by Judaic values frown on Hollywood's excesses as well as the sex trades."

But Luke, the vast majority of jews are secular jews, jews you call non-jewish jews. You sound like the Good Negroes of yore who defended themselves against white racism by arguing "yes, most negroes ARE violent, lazy, and lust after white women, but I am different." Or do you think Pierce has the pulse of the majority of secular Western Jews?

Tip for scoring with Greek chicks. Actually, this is a tip for what NOT to say. If you have had any sort of decent, eurocentric education, then you have been exposed to statues and other images created by the ancient Greeks, a race of people with almost God-like powers of creativity and reason. In modern-day Athens, you will quickly note that the people you see there who call themselves Greek look nothing like those images from Periclean Athens. Instead, the people look, well, um, like Turks. DO NOT SHARE THIS OBSERVATION WITH ANY "GREEK" WOMEN YOU WANT TO BANG! They have yet to acknowledge the wonder and beauty of the miscegenation that produced the modern Greek.

Since this is your last night in Tel Aviv, I hope you are spending it checking out all the Jewish brothels in which Christian girls are being held in sexual slavery. Your timely report can help make you a hero among american feminists, and raise your standing in the eyes of Peppy Jewish Girl.

The 14 Words: "We Must preserve a Future for Jews and for the Jewish Children of Tomorrow" RAHEWA! (Rabbinic Hebrew War) 12-6!

If this perky fertile jewish girl dumps you because you insisted on keeping that lame web site up and she she finds out what you do (woof woof) you will feel like one stupid SOB. At least clean it up! Put more disclaimers in it! Suffuse it with jewish crap (even more than is usual)! And please, when you get home, s----can all of your um, zoological videos.

And if you do not and she finds out and dumps you, you know what? You will spend the rest of your life being cared for by LL and NJG, living in a hovel in a converted garage (all three of you!), in perpetual fear...

Responsa

Marc Putative writes: at my shul recently, one of the wacky old men approached a waspy-looking lass (mid-20s med student) with the line, "you don't look jewish." she had, in fact, converted on her own volition as a teenager and, like all similar convert cases, was certainly more enthusiastic about abiding by the torah than anyone else who ever set foot in the place. but meeting a hellenic goddess on his athens trip could also reap rewards for luke ... in toronto, there's a small orthodox congregation on the greek side of town, where apparently lots of jews reside. (and even more eat.) well, the project has turned out to be a bust, because most of those jews are actually intermarried, and have absolutely no interest in such an archaic environment. luke would be right to wed a woman from there, send her to the mikvah, and then resettle in the neighborhood to set all those secular yuppies right.

the seth warshawsky article in rolling stone didn't make me feel any more sympathetic toward the guy. however, it's important to note that, unlike the rich kid veneer he seemed to put across on talk shows, he actually comes from impoverished stock. so, for these times, it's certainly an atypical jewish rags-to-riches-to-rags story he's lived.

lastly, will chaim amalek still be voting for hillary clinton now that the news of her having called one of bill's baptist aides a "jew bastard" have been revaled? and, what do you think would've happened if someone who kept kosher was chosen for "survivor" or "big brother"?

Chaim: Well, meeting a hellenic Goddess is certainly its own reward, no matter her faith. However judging from what I saw when I last visited Athens, unless you really are turned on by Turkish women, you are not going to go for Greek women.

Read "The Vanishing Diaspora". The numbers are in, and one can state with confidence that the (non-chassidic) jewish communities of the west are going to vanish in a few generations. In a free society every religion bleeds adherents; judaism one suspects bleeds them more than other faiths. But whereas other faiths can and do make good their losses through conversions, Judaism pretty much shuts the door on this tactic by placing the bar so high that if born jews had to pass it, 98% would fail and go elsewhere. And requiring that interested gentile men hack off part of their penis to convert is also pretty daunting, protection against hiv or not.

If Judaism were a sane religion, it would hail the Luke F-rd's of the world (at least those of them who do not like watching women f--- horses) as heroes, and no one would have approached that med student the way she was approached. But judaism is just too fossilized a faith to permit that. Add to that the low fertility rates of jewish women and intermarriage, and you can see that the American Jew is headed in the same direction as the Rhodesian white.

Chaim: >Ah, but Mark, Luke has his sights set on a MOT [member of the Jewish tribe], born >and bred, Stanford and Harvard to boot! Even his >father would kvell [feel proud] were he to land her. My question >to you is: does a gentile who converts to judaism have >an advantage over born jewish men in the quest for the >beautiful, nice, peppy, smart jewish woman (a rare >breed) simply for his having gentile genes? Is there >a tendency towards exogamy in human beings, now being >expressed on a massive scale among the jews of the >west, if only to avoid the dangers of inbreeding?

Marc: i don't have enough of a sample size to consider what makes a typical convert. spiderwebs in their personal closet? probably. if the this prototypical "beautiful, nice, peppy smart jewish woman" is over age 25, chances are she's been through the ringer and wouldn't be blindly smitten by the likes of luke. there'd hafta be something quirky about her, too ... an NJG type, who boasts of her detachment from society. his best shot remains with a wayward jewish porn starlet who got dragged into a chabad house or aish hatorah seminar and now wants to live a religious life. would there be any candidates in that category? (actually, i recall a story from a few years back--maybe in new york magazine--where bob guccione killed a photo spread that was set to run in penthouse, featuring some decendants of rabbi schneerson performing sexual acrobatics. do you know this to be true, or an urban legend?)

Chaim: I strongly disagree about who his best shot would be. Any woman who has been in porn is simply not wife/mother material. NO EXCEPTIONS. Remember Marc, that at this point, this woman has no idea of what Luke does, so it is possible that she is a perfectly normal, mentally healthy woman who simply is taken with the guy. To his credit, he is going about this in a systematic and sensible manner, hitting all those shuls, braving jewish singles events long after most men would have given up on them in disgust, and forking out big bucks he had to scrimp for to pay for this trip to Israel. That shows a degree of seriousness of purpose and maturity not often in evidence on the web site.

I speculate that his being of gentile descent is of advantage because of a natural urge present in jews NOT to marry within the group on account of the fear of recessive genes, but that truly is wild-ass speculation on my part. Regarding Schneerson, I have the faintest recollection of that tale about the female decendants of rabbi schneerson performing sexual acrobatics and would love to see that IF it were true. But I am pretty sure that it is all an urban legend. Still, it is fun to think about a Penthouse or Hustler spread entitled "Girls of Chabad" or "Satmar Sluts."

Chaim: > >I do not know if your local press picked this up, but >the New York Post reported last week that that bald >black guy on Big Brother is a disciple of Kahleed >Muhamed, fanatical jew-hating member of the Nation of >Islam who even Farrakhan found too extreme to have >around. He has served as Kahleed's gun-toting >bodyguard in recent years. Not that this had any >effect on the jews who run CBS. You know it is always >the sheckel with these people, always the sheckel. >(Wouldn't it have been a hoot if a white guy who is a >member of the Aryan Brotherhood had made it on at the >same time? Oy, the tsores I wish upon CBS . . . .) > > >

Marc: les moonves, nephew to david ben-gurion, was the same fellow who, a few months ago, railed against ABC for ruining the teevee business with the "millionare" show. so, he can't be more hypocritical than he already has been. i've yet to order cable in my new pad--three months in--so i've never seen "survivor". but i did catch a "big brother" episode, and its website tells the story about how the NOI guy has softened up, and even made a nice birthday collage for the milkfed girl who he's been pitted against to be voted out of the house. expect rodney king calibre riots this thursday night if he gets the shaft, though...

Chaim: Now Marc, even though you meant it as a joke, you do realize that this is a perfectly racist, John Rocker - like comment, do you not? I expect more from God's chosen people.

Luke: From the Sunday Times of London: A Jewish academic is afraid that rampant exploitation of the Holocaust is summoning up a new anti-semitism. It is hard not to agree, says Bryan Appleyard

"Stop, in the name of the Holocaust I sometimes think," writes the American academic Dr Norman Finkelstein, "the worst thing that ever happened to the Nazi Holocaust was that American Jewry discovered it."

The quotation comes from Finkelstein's explosive and bitterly angry book The Holocaust Industry, to be published here next month. It accuses those who exploit the Holocaust of telling lies, conniving in Israeli atrocities, and of naked greed. The pursuit of reparations from Swiss bankers and others is damned as "an outright extortion racket". The ruthless industrialisation of the Holocaust has encouraged the rebirth of anti-semitism in Europe and the United States. And, in conversation with me, he said the fascination with Holocaust memorials and museums - the latest being the permanent exhibition at London's Imperial War Museum, opened by the Queen last week - was "a kind of circus".

Marc: re: the holocaust article. how do you think this relates to the phenomeon of those subsequent years, where the spectre of what happened is used as a rationale for jewish continuity? if, in fact, the number of survivors is exaggerated, wouldn't it be coming from the same disposition that overestimates the number of intermarriages as well? (not that i'm pro-intermarriage. or anti-holocaust. or pro-holocaust.)

also, the millionare (sic) winner of "survivor" is hotly tipped to have been the black fellow, gervase. (a hacker found the news within the HTML codes on the show's website, check out tvbarn.com for more info.) expect this revelation to play a role if the american people decide that "mega" (the NOI guy) gets his ass evicted out of "big brother".

Chaim: Luke, I won't spike this, but this discussion really is way way way off l-keford.com's normal masturbatorial beat. It might belong on the more cerebral MrMarcus.com, but I do not think many of your readers would be into this.

I don't know that intermarriage has been exaggerated. Check out "The Vanishing Diaspora" to see a preview of American demographics. Even the most optimistic (?) projections here posit an intermarriage rate of over a third. Combined with the very low fertility rates of non-orthodox jewish women, and you can see that this too, is demographic disaster. (two-thirds of X, taken to the nth power, drops off pretty quickly as n goes up) Which is NOT to say that I feel intermarriage to be immoral. But the way judaism is set up, with its deep hostility to the outsider who wants in, and with its rules of matrilineal descent, it is a harbinger of far smaller numbers of jews to come and much less political power.

As for the Millionaire Survivor Crap, just goes to show that modern culture is set up to keep the white man down.

Luke, I know you are on vacation, but so long as you update your web site, pay attention to the arrangement of material, and make sure the source of the material is evident to the reader! Parts of the stuff you post make no sense because you do not place them on the site in the correct context, and instead ignore all logical order. Now go out there and bang some nice Hellenistic girl so that you can compare her to the pharisees you pine after.

Marc: well, the notion that intermarriage numbers are likely exaggerated to instill fear in the hearts of young jews comes courtesy of that rebbitzin-in-waiting, amy sohn. but the demographics that suggest the diaspora won't amount to much in about 30 years seems perfectly logical. the only motivation for any jew to stick around north america--and this is quite tenuous, far as my own life is decreasingly concerned--is participation in the media and entertainment business. when there is finally a worldwide popular cultural sensation of beatles or martin scorcese or "survivor" calibre to come out of israel, there is no reason why it wouldn't set off a chain reaction of jews flocking there--even to produce porn. luke, can you get with this argument?

Luke: Life is easier in America. You can have a much higher standard of living for less effort than in Israel.

Fact Checker J.D. Considine

Baltimore Sun music critic J.D. Considine writes: This is the AP report on Arie Scher. Note how it differs from Pierce's account -- no mention of sex parties with Israeli tourists, Scher's "swimming pool" turns out to be a car, Schtinberg's name is misspelled, etc. Like all propagandists, Pierce plays fast and loose with the facts, assuming that the reader (or webmaster) will be unwilling to check the facts for himself.

JERUSALEM -- The Foreign Ministry on Thursday questioned an Israeli diplomat who is suspected of involvement in a child prostitution ring in Brazil. Vice-Consul Arie Scher was called back from Brazil when the allegations against him first appeared in the Brazilian media, said ministry spokesman Akiva Tor.

Scher is not under arrest in Israel and Israeli police are not involved in the inquiry, the spokesman said. The questioning will likely go on for several days.

Police in Brazil have said they seized pictures and videotapes of under-age women at Scher's penthouse apartment in the upscale Ipanema district of Rio de Janeiro. Police said the pictures had been posted on the Internet in order to attract sex tourists to Rio.

Police were led to Scher after pictures of minors posing nude on top of his car and in his apartment turned up in the possession of 40-year-old Hebrew professor Georges Schtinberg, who was arrested after a 17-year-old girl accused him of using her as a pornographic model.

Kendra Jade Update

KendraJXXX: LUKEY!!! KendraJXXX: you home yet? Luzdedos1: no in athens greece KendraJXXX: cool...sounds like fun KendraJXXX: when you coming back? Luzdedos1: july 25 Luzdedos1: how r u? what is new? KendraJXXX: cool.are you having a good time? KendraJXXX: im great.never been happier actually KendraJXXX: you? Luzdedos1: having a blast, what are you doing with yourself? KendraJXXX: just staying on the road dancing a lot KendraJXXX: what have you been up to? Luzdedos1: hanging out with jews, touring around

KendraJXXX: fun. get laid yet? Luzdedos1: no Luzdedos1: i met someone very special KendraJXXX: YOU DID??? when? who ? where? Luzdedos1: our bus leader, but she does not know yet about lf.com KendraJXXX: when are you gonna tell her and why havent you already? does she dig you? Luzdedos1: yes she digs me, i am giving her a chance to get to know me without the shock of my site KendraJXXX: dont you think when she finds out , her feelings may change KendraJXXX: or she may feel hurt that you never told her