Tuesday, July 11th, 2000

VSDA

John writes: Luke, got back from the VSDA show in Vegas, it was good, not as good as CES. Got to see a lot of starlets, and spent a quality hour with Anna Malle in my hotel room, she is wild. Saw my favorite gal Keri Windsor she is hot, she might do guys soon, saw a rumor on Mr. Marcus site about him possibly being her first, I hope not, he comes off as the player type, always bragging on his site and chat sessions on who he will get next, this gal should be careful.

Mario writes: Luke, no sooner does info on Mr. Marcus setting up first time interracial scenes with Keri Wndsor, Jewel Denyle, and Jessica Drake get out he goes and deletes his and all posts on his site, he always talks about free speech and now he backs down. I met him at VSDA and he tells me he has things set up for scenes with Devon of Vivid and Jessica Drake and Jewel Denyle were interested as well. And that Keri Windsor's husband wants him to do her first boy/girl and interracial with his wife. What the hell is this guy thinking? Bad Move! Once this info hits his site for the rest of his fans to read, he deletes everything, either he lies or doesn't want this info to hit the street before it happens, he says if people find out they pressure these gals to change their mind, these gals do need to reconsider since he plays these games.

Tera Patrick

Lou Scorbick writes: Luke- Got the Tera Patrick DVD "Virtual Sex" and have to give it some serious praise. This is a high quality, well made, and truly interactive experience, which given the high volume of DVD gimmicks out there, is highly appreciated. Kudos to Digital Playground for delivering a quantum leap in "next generation" interactive expreriences! Tera looks stunning, the interactive features are intuitive and easily navigated, and did I mention Tera looks stunning?

But I have one question. The DVD features what appears to be the same guy ejaculating from a variety of positions (depending on which one you choose to have orgasm). However these orgasms are notable in that an extreme Peter North-like stream of cum shoots out two or three times, then stops completely.

It's hard to tell from the angle, but it seems to be shooting from UNDER the penis, not from it. And the material looks more like ivory soap then ejaculate. I've played it over and over but can't tell. I'm leaning towards fake, as the quality and style of the ejaculations just seem to perfectly timed, too large, and too awkward (a hand usually covering the cock during the "moment").

However if it is fake they did some creative work to make it look real. Luke do you know the answer? And if it is fake, here's my logical followup,... WHY CAN'T THEY FIND SOMEONE TO DO THIS FOR REAL WITH TERA PATRICK??? SHEESH, I'll volunteer!!!

Luke when you get back from praying to God, finding your spiritual soul, days of contemplation of our role in the universe and your overall search for the divinely spiritual essence inside of yourself, please do some reasearch and let me know how they fake these pop shots.

Luke Gets Mail

Director Bud Lee writes: Becky Carol seems to have a problem with the truth. Luke is this a new name for you to write under or does this terribly mis-informed peron really exist. I am sure their terrible childhood has caused all this hate. Please remind this person that I have been here 19 years and Asia is still one of the top stars. This does not happen with out the support of a lot of fans. More than I am sure Becky has or will ever have.

Amused writes: I loved when Dynamite's husband, Gary, was bragging about all the big dicks his wife could accommodate. When was the last time you heard a man bragging about how LARGE his woman's vagina was? Only in porn!

Helpful warns: To Gary a/k/a Dynamite's Suitcase Pimp, I feel that I should warn you that Kid Vegas is one tough hombre. His hands are registered as weapons with the FBI plus you know he's a bad ass because in every photo he's giving the camera the finger. He's a real rebel! Just because Tony Everready bitch slapped him like a little girl doesn't mean anything and the fact that he ran to the cops crying like a baby isn't a sign of weakness. It's all part of his new gonzo "Quit Laughin' At Me You Whore That Hurt!"

Mike Miller identifies the willful violator of Louisiana's sodomy law: Luke, the girl is oasis of http://cum2oasis.com/ She is a well known party girl, formerly of Lake Havasu and know living in Washinton DC.

Bdyguard writes: In refrence to the list by pwrcat. who is this guy and what makes him such an expert on girls in porn. Obvoiusly he must be to busy jerking off staring at his own penis when the real talent is on screen. Allysin Chaynes not only one of the real sweethearts of the biz but exciting and a pleasure to watch. Dyna-mite a little rough when she started out but her scenes have become explosive with each new video out and a body to die for. The name really suits her. Bunny luv another hottie sweet as she looks, and Genie Ryder how could you leave this girl out defintely in the top 20. Wake up man. Get some taste.

Marc writes: luke--glad you've had a an inspiring trip. interesting how your site has reverted to a porn focus while you've been over there. how did you update the site while in the midst of the adventure--did you miss out on activities to prowl for stuff? how did you explain your absence to others on the trip? what was the extent of you having to answer questions about what you do for a living? did you score even once? (also, more about your visit to tsfat would be appreciated ... last fall, i attended an awesome concert of musicians based o'er there.)

Luke: I update my site in my spare hours during the day or evening and have not missed out on many activities. I am a loner and need a couple of hours a day to myself anyway.

I tell people I write an internet column but I don't mention porno. So far, nobody seems to have found out otherwise, which helps account for why the trip has gone so well. I've fit in with everybody else and had a great time. Met many interesting ladies, one or two that I really want. But I have not scored. Several ladies seemed to be willing but I only want to score with someone special.

For questions about my livelihood, I said the truth - that I write an internet column as well as write for such magazines as Composite (Japanese) and Klixxx (for adult webmasters).

I'm not ready to write much about the trip. It has been too sacred and meaningful for me to simply dash off a few sentences. I need to reflect more deeply and reveal carefully.

I just found out that www.l-ke-f-rd.com is for sale.

Nice Jewish Girl writes: Lukey: Welllllll, I noticed that *someone else* has noticed that John Decker is a great beautiful god. Yes he IS!! Compared to the other pornstuds, John is one of the best looking guys in the business. He's just great looking, and IIRC doesn't make weird faces, and is a really good *actor* as well. Now why don't these companies hire better looking men? Even straight men are wondering WHY such ugly guys are in porn!!! It's really pathetic!

And btw Margaret Cho in her new film "I'm The One That I Want"(which is great, it's a live version of her show, she's hysterical and BETER THAN EVER!!) goes on about how UGLY the men are in str8 porn! Hello? VCA, VIVID, WICKED, SIN CITY, EA....hope you are LISTENING!! Of course Marc Davis is hot too. But to me...*sigh* Decker is numero uno!!

Now, speaking of Pat Riley...I love this guy! Why shouldn't he be truthful and have high standards? He has the chutzpah to tell the truth as he sees it! So what! I think his criticisms are good for the industry, though I may not always agree. He wants better looking stars, females and males, and his criticisms a lot of times are right on.

If you look at other industries, where you make money on your looks (which porn does if you think about it), you gotta be pretty good looking. Of course, porn has room for all, but if you work for the big companies, I think Pat is very very right.

That's all for now, waay too much organic Cinagro Energy Drink today!

Clem Taylor from Fox News writes: Adult exotic entertainer Maxi Mounds will be the subject of a profile on the Fox News Channel magazine, 212, this coming weekend, July 15 & 16. Maxi talks about her 60 inch breasts (they cause her back pain), her kids and the reaction she gets on the street from both men and women.

Tom writes: Luke, Just found your websites with "Index" chapters. What a wonderful explanation and history of pornography. With your contacts and deep knowledge of the history of the business, you might be able to help me. I want to freak out a lady friend of mine. She confessed to me the other day that, as a lark, she and a girlfriend did a porno flick in the Cleveland, OH area (probably an apartment in Euclid, OH) in l974 or 75. The way she described the shoot (no title or sound, shot on one set in a couple of hours, 16 mm, color) it sounds like one of hundreds or thousands shot for use in coin-operated "jackoff" cubicles in the bookstores of the time, probably as one of a compilation and presumably only distributed in the Cleveland area. There were the two women (one blonde, one redhaired, two white guys, and they had sex with the guys at the same time, on the same single bed, no toys, no girl/girl. She was so nieve, she didn't realize it was a commercial shoot, and wasn't even paid for it. She had a print of it, but it disappeared years ago. I'd love to find it and surprise her with it. Do you know anyone who might have a collection of such films that I could contact or visit and review them to look for her only starring film role?

Roger Pipe writes on RAME: > When I say "attainable" it's still in the fantasy context. Some >girls in porn are attainable types. A normal guy 'could' get a girl >'like' (Insert porn chick name here.) >For example, at the best college party I attended, I never saw a girl >who looked like Tera Patrick hooking up with the unwashed masses. >However, if you happen to like Anastasia Blue, there were lots of girls >at that 'level' (That's probably a really bad word to use.) who were >more than happy to take a tumble. >You're right that it's ALL fantasy. Your take is that fantasy women >should always be the most unattainable.

Pat Riley: Great post, thanks. It took me a while to think about this. Working only on looks I can see that you wouldn't find Tera Patrick at too many college parties but would find an Anastasia Blue however inthat case: - if she's so "happy to take a tumble" which I suppose means put out or screw, then why would you bother fantasizing rather than actually doing her? or - even if circumstances were such that you couldn't screw her why not fantasize about the real girl(s)? For what would you need pornomovies?

But even if your statement that they're happy to screw is incorrect, the second comment still applies. Surely it's not that you can't imagine her naked, and hot to trot? Not after you've seen so many pornos. And surely a real live girl is more vivid than any image of pixels on a screen? Speaking generally and without wanting to rub salt into wounds, is there something to do with self-esteem missing here?

Long ago I decided that Fantasy Patrick (thanks, Frank) has the wealth of Bill Gates, the looks and social skills of Brad Pitt or Ricky Martin, and the seduction abilities of Errol Flynn or Klaus Kinski (sorry I can't name a recent one). I'd be doing any female a favor by screwing her. (In real life, the opposite is closer to the truth.)

Frank writes on RAME: I was just stunned when I read what Pat wrote. It had never >occured to me that the 'Fantasy Pat' was 25, just as I'm sure it never>occured >to him that the 'Fantasy Frank' was 44. It really does explain a lot. Maybe >(I hate to sound all "Rodney King" PC about this, but) the two sides in this >perennial arguement can learn something about each other from this exchange.

Pat Riley: Let's not get too carried away about this, Frank and CJH. I don't abandon the knowledge and skill (!) I've built up over the years either, nor was I and nor are most 25- or even 18-year-olds "snot-nosed kid[s]". I simply consider the Fantasy Patrick to be at an age appropriate to be screwing the best of the best and to be physically able to do it. No "better lover" CJH, if by that you mean some touchie-feelie idea, but just better able to deal with the physical exertion involved.

Further, not that it's really anyone's business but mine, FYI I don't really even think of my age at all when fantasizing about screwing some sex object. I'm actually thinking of her, not me. However, if I were to think of myself and the relation with the female, I'd think of myself as 18/25 and therefore Ginger would be Mommy or close thereto. The appearance of Ginger in her current form would make it likely that I would start to think of my own fantasy age.

As to Fantasy Frank, I'm starting to think that this has some relevance to the "attainable" concept advanced by Roger which I'll reply to separately unless that thread has been precipitately closed by the moderator.

Curious consoles: To all the dozens of porn starlets that Pat Riley deems unworthy of video debasement. Cheer up girls! I'd f--- you all.

Lynne reminds Pat Riley: For every unwed mother there's an unwed father, equally culpable in the eyes of the law these days for parenting and supporting that child. Furthermore, most female teen pregnancies are occasioned by adult males -- funny that I should catch so much flak for making a mistake over an underage boy, but men who impregnate and abandon teenage girls are left free to roam and inpregnate again. Maybe if all men who father illegitimate children were castrated after their first child support order was issued, we'd see fewer desperate girls and abused kids living below the poverty line.

I don't know when you last sought an abortion, Pat, but since the religious right demonized abortion and birth control during Ronald Reagan's presidential tenure and tacitly encouraged a pattern of violence against abortion providers, they've been a lot harder to get and far more traumatic. At least one state (South Dakota, I believe) has no abortion providers at all.

A girl who feels so unloved that she succumbs to male trash talk and ends up pregnant and alone isn't likely to willingly abandon her baby after birth, either, so giving the child up for adoption, which is the solution I'm sure Rabbi Luke would prefer, doesn't come easy...

So porn is like the military, a cute fling after high school and then on with life. Sounds like exploitation to me, considering that the photos and tapes shot during those few months will profit the manufacturer forever, and always be around to haunt the girl who's gone on to other things. Best argument yet I've heard for making 21 the minimum age for porn performers. Unfortunately most of the male performers in porn are way too unattractive both physically and mentally for women to fantasize about, regardless of their age. Kid Vegas? Johnny Toxic? Max Hardcore? Emulate these boys, guys, and you won't ever have to worry about having sex with real women again.

And it sounds like Adult Video News is finally about to cop to their homosexual agenda -- they put their favorite love twink Matt Zane on the cover a couple months back and are venturing back out of the closet with Kid Vegas.... The contributions these two have made to porn wouldn't fill out a condom, and these covers should kill any newsstand sales AVN has left. Most porn voyeurs, male and female, watch heterosexual porn for the women.... And is doing damage to a woman's genitals really sexy?

When Jeff Steward at JM describes his new movie "The Violation of Amber Lynn" as amazing because "her cunt is torn up," I cringe. Probably prurient and legally obscene, but right up there with ritual female circumcision in sex appeal. Speaking of the latter, who's got those tapes? There seems to be a new crop of porn fans out there who would appreciate seeing fourteen year old girls' labia brutally mutilated with dirty pieces of broken glass.

This paragraph I find fascinating: ">I am not afraid of the world around me, and I had a very strong father and >mother figure (appropriately enough they were my father and mother.) What I >think need explaining is why you think a 44 year old man being attracted to a >38 year old girl indicates a "mommy" complex?"

What then, does this mean in reverse? If a 44 year old woman is attracted to a 38 year old man, does that indicate she wants to have sex with her son? Please, enlighten me quickly, before I meet any nice 38 year olds!

JT: Seattle, WA, July 10, 2000 - Flying Crocodile Incorporated™ (FCI), parent company of SexTracker™, announces new Vice Presidents of Hosting and Business Development. New Vice President of Hosting, Don Fowler, former President of Strictly Hosting™, brings his marketing and sales know-how as well as ideas that will further strengthen FCI’s future. Fowler hopes “to build a solid bridge between free hosting and paid hosting through marketing and volume, along with a price structure that will come as a tremendous benefit to webmasters.”

Anniversary of Bruce Walker's Death

Lynne L-patin writes: July 11 marks the one year anniversary of the death of my husband, Bruce Walker, a long time veteran of the adult video industry, with whom I enjoyed ten wonderful years of marriage. We had our ups and downs like any couple, but as relationships go, ours was a good one. Bruce was not only my spouse, but also my business partner and my best friend, and I miss him very much.

His needless death resulted from the failure of our HMO to include regular prostate cancer screening as part of his annual physical. By the time men have symptoms of this cancer, most are beyond help, yet a simple blood test would have caught the disease in time for successful treatment. Because there may be a sexually-transmitted component to this cancer, I urge all men over the age of forty, especially those who have had more than one partner or who have performed in adult videos, to take the prostate cancer screening test called a PSA.

Many hospitals and clinics will do a PSA for little or no cost at special screening clinics. It is definitely something to bring up with one's personal physician during a physical. Many physicians and HMO's do not believe in offering this test to men under 65, but it is our responsiblity to protect our health by speaking out and demanding diagnostic services. Doctors are not gods -- they are our employees. Speaking up can save your life.

I want to thank Luke F-rd, my fellow participants on l-keford.com and other members of the adult industry for the support you've given me throughout the past year. Without Luke and the other members of this on-line community, I honestly do not think I would have come through this horrible experience as smoothly as I have. I never thought I would be widowed at forty-three years of age, after watching my dear love suffer through a long, agonizing terminal illness. Luke's respect, and his courage in allowing a person of my gender to participate in an ongoing discussion of life, love and porn made the difference, and I cannot express in words the gratitude I feel.

Being an ongoing part of l-keford.com has been one of the most valuable experiences of my life. Luke, you've helped me successfully pass through the death of my spouse, surely one of the worst things that could ever happen to anyone, and I look forward to a future full of hope and promise. Thank you. I owe you, buddy, more than you could ever know.

Quiz

Chaim Amalek writes: What salient fact does the following story, taken from today's New York Times, glaringly admit? Liberals, your answers and justifications please. (Answer below)

July 10, 2000 In Random Attack, a Woman Is Struck by a Concrete Block
By C. J. CHIVERS Nicole Bengiveno/The New York Times

The police sealed off an area along East 29th Street where a man fractured a woman's skull with a chunk of concrete. The victim was reported to be in stable condition on Sunday night with no apparent neurological damage.

---- young woman walking from church to an East Side subway station suffered a fractured skull yesterday when she was struck from behind by a man wielding a melon-sized chunk of concrete, the authorities said.

The attack on the woman, Tiffany F. Goldberg, 25, occurred minutes after noon on East 29th Street between Lexington Avenue and Park Avenue South. It was the latest frightening and seemingly random assault in a public place in Manhattan, and bore uncanny similarities to the attack last November on Nicole Barrett, a young woman from Texas who was attacked in Midtown by a man who smashed her skull with a six-and-a-half-pound paving stone.

Chaim: The answer - the attacker's race, of course. All other news outlets in town have reported that this attacker, like the other street maniacs of late, is black. A fact that the Times chose to ignore, even as it related his reported age and height. Regretably, the evil Nazi Pierce is presented with his best arguments by liberal media organs like the New York Times, which would rather be politically correct than honest.

By the way, did you catch the name? And the fact that she's a church goer? A more frequent state of affairs, here in New York City. (Not that there is anything wrong with that.)