Monday, July 10th, 2000

Dynamite vs Kid Vegas

Porn star Dynamite's hubby Gary writes: In response to the supposed Email from DynaMite. First let me take this opportunity to say that Dynamite has never written to Luke F-rd saying anything about Kid Vegas. She makes no ill comments about anyone in the industry its not her style. And Kid punk should know better than that. At the very least he should have called and asked her first before replying in such a rude manner. I'd like to know what the archive date is so I can see this for myself. Also to call her a dogface is hardly fair and to say he didn't want her in his video is also a lie. The day they were to leave Dyna told him she wasn't going if I could go along as she did not fell comfortable going to palm springs alone with him. He returned the call within seconds assuring me I was welcome to come along as long as she would be a part of it. ( not that this is a video to be proud of Hell they can't even give away the talent copies it sucks so bad) I can't say his checks are no good because he paid her cash and I can tell you it was a lot more than he claims.

As for his dick being to big Hahahahahaha couldn't get it hard that's more like it. Hell she's worked with some of the biggest in the biz Rod Fontana, Mark Davis, Joel Lawrence to name a few and enjoyed every minute of it. Kid Punks little pee pee wouldn't do any damage at all. So that being said let me say KID VEGAS you bitten off more than you can chew this time. Now you pissed me off and that's not good. Remember the treatment you got from Tony E. Well that was love making son compared to the treatment I'll give you if some serious apologies aren't rendered to DynaMite. As for slander charges go ahead those statements weren't made by Dyna and I'm ready to defend her and myself anytime. how about you and me and some gloves you know where the ring is. Be a man Kid Vegas if you really believe she did this then face me straight up. think you can. Bet you can't.

Just to let you all know found the letter Dyna supposedly wrote to you Luke. Dynamites still at the bunnyranch so she could of had no idea about the dog bite Kid Punk beating up his girl or anything else. She's been gone since the 20th of June and won't even return till the 17th of july. Really should confirm what you print before you print it Luke. we like ya bud but the reporting is a little weak.

Additional Commandments

Ari writes: There should actually be 25 porn commandments:

21. Thou shalt not put pictures on boxcovers that do not occurreth anywhere in the movie.

22. Thou shalt remove the "write-protect" clip from the videocassette before shipping it to retailers.

23. Thou shalt not release 8-hour tapes containing 6 hours of looping.

24. Thou shalt ALWAYS show the cum shot.

25. Thou shalt use makeup and creative camera angles to hide ugly tattoos and c-section scars.

Clinton Soft On Porners

Few can argue that pornography has become more widespread and graphic in the last two presidential terms. l-keford.com has photographic proof of an administration gone lax on obscenity.

Suck Cock, Go To Jail

Cyber Citizen's of l-keford.com the forces of decency needs your help. Can you help identify and locate this willful violator of Louisiana's aniti-sodomy law? The suspect was last seen in New Orleans, LA during Mardi Gras. If sighted please do not approach this perverse criminal alone instead alert the Louisiana State anti-oral sex task force at 1-800-NOHUMMERS. Thank you.

AP: Louisiana's Supreme Court has upheld the state's 195-year-old sodomy law, under which consenting adults could receive up to five years in prison for engaging in oral or anal sex. "Simply put, commission of what the Legislature determines as an immoral act, even if consensual and private, is an injury against society itself," Justice Chet Traylor wrote in Thursday's 5-2 decision.

Luke Gets Mail

Walter writes: I read your comments on Tony Tedeschu which in general are quite favorable to him. In my mind, however, he is one of the ugliest male performer rs in the business and I try steer away from films in which he is cast. I think that he is physically ugly, looks stupid, needs a haircut badly, and really doesn't act all that well, even though he prides himself on hi s non sex acene acting ability. His sexual activities to me seem ugly and atrocious consisting od inserting his tongue rapidly into assholes; the man also has a difficult time cumming and when he does, well, i call him "three drop Tony." It seems he probably is pumped full of Viagra which maintains a hard on well but does not really promote ejaculation. I dread seeing him paired with Melissa Hill (Bad Wives, for example), one of my favorite porn stars. Compare him to Mark West, Peter North, John Decker, Tom Byron, for example, he is just nothing

Lynne notes: Some of the most beautiful Jews I've seen are Israelis I've met in the porn business. Strong, good-looking, great posture. Outrageously hot-tempered, though, and a ferocious argument in Hebrew (always at full volume) is a frightful thing to behold.

Chaim writes: I have never been to Eilat, but my understanding is that it is over-rated, especially in view of the beaches of Tel Aviv (which come with a modern city). Four days seem like a long time. You might want to take advantage of your position to make a quick trip to Petra in Jordan, the Sinai (which is Egyptian), or even a day trip (if possible) to hit the pyramids of Egypt.

As for Greece, visit the Parthenon in Athens, then get out of Athens. The weather has been horrible in much of the Balkans of late - very very hot. The countryside of Greece is magical. What the Greeks managed to invent in a few generations about the time of Pericles beggars the imagination. (Maybe these people were from outer space, after all!) Try to get on one of those short cruises to the Aegean and visit the islands. Lots of history, and you stand a MUCH MUCH better chance of getting lucky there than you ever had with the Jewesses of LA on your "mission".

NICOSIA, July 9 (Reuters) - Southern Europe and the Balkans sweltered on Sunday as a heat wave that has scorched the region for the past week claimed at least three more victims and sent millions of sun-worshipping Italians to the beaches. Fires continued to sweep vast areas, devastating forests, farmland and forcing hundreds of people to evacuate their homes. On Cyprus, where temperatures have touched 43 Celsius (109 Fahrenheit) in the past week, police said a 93-year-old man and a 68-year-old woman died of heatstroke, the island's first victims of the heat wave.

Torris writes on RAME: >Did anyone get a DVD supplement of any sort with last month's AVN >(June edition?)

Pat Riley: Yes, about 60 pages of mainly ads and fluff but there are some reviews. Came in the plastic envelope with the magazine. How do you receive yours? If the Mormon mailman snagged it, ring up AVN. I've never had problems getting replacements for free.

Torris writes: The current issue of Rolling Stone (Blink 182 on the cover) has a long article about Seth Warshavsky, the owner of IEG who broke the Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee sex tape. It appears this guy is a real piece of s--- who is guilty of double billing customers on credit cards, bouncing checks, using nuisance lawsuits to threaten former employees and basically being a total scumbag scam artist through and through. Another great moment in the porn industry.

Pat Riley writes on RAME: Layla [Jade] talks with a cockney accent, here equivalent to having a "trailer park trash" accent if there were such as thing. Not surprisingly there aren't any quality Oxford accents in porn although Nici Sterling comes close. IIRC there's a tape that came out at the time of Diana's death being a retrospective on her life. You'll probably find it in any well-equipped video store. Compare her or the Queen's accent (quality upper class Brit or Oxford accent) with Layla's and you'll see what Imean. Listening to Layla for any length of time gives me the same feeling I get when I hear the Shrub's wife: where's the sock?

Wearing my good-member-of-society hat:

- Porn is OK for a single girl to do for a few months when she's just out of high school. Sort of a youthful high jinks thing. Don't pick up a disease, don't get pregnant, and don't think of it as a career or a way to meet Mr. Right. Something like "partying" but on a commercialscale.

- Getting pregnant out-of-wedlock at the age at which these girls do indicates a severe character defect. Given the availability of abortion, having a baby out-of-wedlock is rank stupidity and puts them in a class of "Person in need of supervision". Some facts about parous (those that have had children) females:

- As the NYC subway ad in the eighties said: "Having a baby is like being grounded for 18 years" (printed across the bottom of a picture of a young girl with a baby in her arms). I.e., the period for "have-a-good-time promiscuous sex" is over.

- Babies tend to concentrate the girl's mind wonderfully. See the TV documentaries on unwed mothers. Their search is now to find a way to support the baby, usually a male if they can.

- Absent any defects mothers favor their first born unless it's a female in which case they'll favor their first son. Don't yell at me that this is sexist. It may well be but that's biology.

Minor note about girls likely to be in the porn business and their children: this lot are so dysfunctional that they probably pass off the child rearing to their parents or to some third person (see Brooke Ashley, Allison Kilgore, or the current debate in misc.legal over child custody of a stripper's baby). This is generally not good for the infant however one can see why it happens. Getting into pervo mode (as voyager would say) and seeing the girl as a fantasy object or an agglomeration of pixels if you prefer:

- As I pointed out in my other post, I wan't to fantasize about perfection, not the best you can do in the real world (otherwise I'd be doing instead of watching). Infant damage renders the female farfrom perfect.

- The idea of most porno movies including raincoater types and other gonzo and wall-to-wall is that the girl loves sex and can't wait to get that dick inside her. This is belied by what I know above. At best she's passing out samples in the hope of finding a support object. At worst she's doing it just for the money and all those oohs and aahsare fake.

- Despite a seeming sense from porno movies that sex is just a short term wham bam type of thing, it's not. Whether you have a guardian male approach or a Don Juan outlook you have an interest in ensuring that the female can support your genetic offspring. You don't want her prioritizing someone else's not do you want to support someone else's. You need to fantasize about someone who will fall into your acceptable boundaries.

Torris: pwrcat@my-deja.com wrote: >Which doesn't assume as a rule that little money going in translates >to a substandard product. Look at how much money Vivid pour into their >movies and most of them, b/c of the cheap tape they use really pale in >significance next to a Buttman vid.

Pat Riley: Oh, come on, Torris. This isn't the reason why Vivid movies are bad and you know it and have said so on other occasions. Poor quality women (e.g., at one stage every Vivid girl had cantaloupes), robosluts (wasn't that your word?), boring stories, ugly or greasy guys (remember Tony Tedeschi?), poor cable-ready camerawork, slow pacing, incompetent directors (PT?), ridiculous dialog (Kelly the Co-Ed has better), inappropriate-to-the-story sets (claustrophobic stages or empty mansions),...the list goes on and on.

The facts are that you can't possibly make a reasonable movie of the type they attempt for the prices Hirsch is willing to pay and they don't have anyone skilled enough to take what they do pay and make less ambitious but more satisfying movie. The latter is probably a question of money too but also of atmosphere. How many Spike Lee's has Hirsch used? Does he go to the film schools and offer a budding director a hundred grand or so to use his talents incognito? Does he have someone hang around Jim South's to get the new girls before Ed or Randy or Tom Stone or even before Jim Gunn? Look at Annie Bunz/Bobbie Adore, a cute little chickie who's apparently now a Vivid girl. Too late buddy. I've already used her in Shane, Pick Up Lines, andcountless others.

Not bloody likely. He's content to sit back and *market* his cable versions or dream about going public. Not much different from Michael Eisner and Disney you might say (I bet Eisner doesn't check out the latest cartoon for possible ideas either) but Eisner is smart enough to have hordes of people doing this for him and he doesn't have the problems of a semi-legal industry.

The problem! Airbrushed, cantaloupe-equipped, whorish, aged, used-up contract girls. They appeal to the Howard Stern fan, at least those who aren't quite such ardent raincoaters. And once the "couple" get inside the movie it's dumb robosluts going through the motions in an empty house with a story that is badly copied from mainstream and badly scripted and badly acted. It's amazing that anyone watches themat all.

Let's try a different approach. Art forms don't work well in a capitalist marketplace. Do you really think Michelangelo would have sculpted David if it had gone to a dollar vote of the people who paid. Nah. He would have been producing rinky-dink little Madonnas for every parish church instead. Was Hemingway making huge bucks when he was alive? Probably pulp detective novels would have paid much better. Either you have a struggling (in this case) director/producer with a flair trying to make it and do something different or you have a dictatorial "I don't care what the masses want" commission that results (maybe) in something brilliant, the latter depending on the attitude of the person doing the dictating.

Both approaches can lead to lots of garbage but at least have the potential of producing a good innovative product. In the porn industry we don't have either. Listen to the complaints about the raincoater fare: "He didn't get it exactly in her mouth" or "She didn't drink the cum out of a goblet" or "That bitch didn't take it up the butt" or "So-and-so is a cum dodger" or "Such-and-such a girl hasn't done a gang bang". They're all trivia. If the cum shot wasn't quite correct it will be in the next movie and someone will drink cum out of the cum bong and if one particular performer doesn't swallow or doesn't let herself be quite so degraded, a near-equivalent will tomorrow.

In contrast the complaints (the litany is above) about the VVWA&E movies are so deep that those movies might as well not exist. And they don't for me, although I watch the occasional one just to keep my hand in. Without the review requirement and the necessity to argue with people here I wouldn't watch any and I suspect that's what happens to Mr. Average when he has seen a few. He hopes against hope and checks out the store from time to time but it never changes.

Your "too expensive" comments about Zypher's suggestions are probably correct at least while we have the current Hirsch, Hampshire, Orenstein, and Phil What's-his-name marketing people in control and dislodging them is going to be a tough job.

Which of course is really the answer: two separate porn industries with no overlap, one with plots and romance and the young cutie pies and the other with Max, Rocco, Anabolic, and the sluts and whores. A bit like the situation in the seventies with the smokers/loops being sold out of the trunks of cars and shown in the peep shows and the plotted movies shown theatrically.

>I am not afraid of the world around me, and I had a very strong father and >mother figure (appropriately enough they were my father and mother.) What I >think need explaining is why you think a 44 year old man being attracted to a >38 year old girl indicates a "mommy" complex?

In preference to a cute, nubile, firm-bodied, 18-year-old for the purpose of sex? Your age is irrelevant. You're not going to marry her are you?

You don't need to consider that your friends might accuse you of cradle-robbing or that she might want to listen to hip-hop all day long or spend oodles of time at the mall...er, strike the mall part. 38-year-olds do that too. Anyway, the point is that all you need to do is take her in the bedroom and screw her, maybe have a cigarette with her afterwards. What more do you anticipate from a sex object?

To directly answer your question though, you're not 44 in your dreams or at least I'm not my real age in mine. I could get it up a lot quicker and perform a lot better at 18 or 25 than I can today so somewhere about that age is where I am when watching a porno. At (say) 25 Ginger might not quite be mommy but she's close enough.

pwrcat@my-deja.com wrote: >Here is my list of good looking young women in videos mostly over the >past year or two. The list is loosely ordered by the, I can't believe >they're in porn factor, or appeal based on willingness to do hardcore.

Pat Riley: Ahhrrr, at last someone who (in general) appreciates good lookinggirls.

>Alyssa HavenSeems OK but I'm worried about anyone who had has extensive contact with Roger Pipe .

>Ariel (Barely Legal 3) Ariel Lane, well discussed here. Probably the top girl in the lastyear.

>Aaron (from Dirty Deb.)Good.

>Donna (More Dirty Deb. 80) Excellent but I think she only did that one movie.

>Cheyenne Silver>Temptress Not the above two. Too big or too pushy.

>Ginger (More Dirty Deb. 112 & YA)

Ginger Lixx, a little thick on the waist.

>ChantayAdorable but gone.

>Katie June Likewise. Scared off by Randy West .

>Jenny (Freshman Fant. 15) Jenny McArthur. Hungarian, SO of Brick Majors at the time. Seems to have disappeared. Very cute.

>Lindsey (Barely Legal 2)Adorable.>Mirage Body is starting to go and she's doing whore movies.

>Tiffany Vionette English. I've never seen her but I'll check her out.

>Allysin Chaynes Worn out her welcome.

>Anne Howe Rumor has it that she's off having a baby or has already had one.

>Blake Powers Too Sharon Mitchell-like.

>Bunny LuvGot married recently.

>Mariah Kane Still manages to be attractive. An exception to the Riley rule.

>Charmaine You mean Charmane Star? If so usual Oriental whore. Like Jade Marcela.

>Brandy You mean the Hungarian? Adorable.

>Cherry ChaseRetired and was married.

>Dyn-a-miteYuk.

>Jody Roxx Now called Jodie Ryder. Has a room-temperature IQ but the body isnice.

>Mckayla Yes.>Jezeree or JessireeJezaree Robs. Good.

>Mazzy PaigeAh, no. Fat.

>Anastasia BlueMiss drool herself.>PeachFat.

>Blair SegallWonderful little body.

>Vivi AnneBores now. OK in her first appearences.

>Tori Little OK but seems to have disappeared and had a horrible taste in guys(Bruno).

>Jane (Virin Stories 7...)Not that pretty but had a nice body.

>Vivian Valentine Too slutty.

>Naughtia ChildsFat.

>Please list any I'm missing. Check out Annie Bunz/Bobbi Adore, Jeanie Rivers, Ashley Sage, Kaylynn, Kristen (ex Zane), Gayle Monique (FF #19, 18 and Nasty #10), Skylar Knight. Also check cast of all Real Sex Magazines.