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In Search Of Dascha Eric writes: I recently rented a video from Vivid Raw entitled " Action, Sports, Sex #6". One of the female performers was a Czech blonde named Dascha. In one scene she appears to come to orgasm and "ejaculate". She obviously is truly cumming since she shakes and trembles like a washing machine out of balance. Do you have any pertinent info on this girl? She is a beaut, and I look forward to seeing her in other features. Luke: She's another beautiful Vivid girl. Blonde Swedish porn actress Linda Thoren reports getting KKK hate mail because of her interracial scene with Lexington Steele. She's no longer with Sin City since her gangbang. "Let's just say my contract ran out [in May]," said Linda in PST. Rob Spallone Wants Jeremy Steele Rob Spallone called me with this gentle message for Jeremy Steele. Rob: "Do not print nothing about the Santa Nancy Medical Clinic. That is the old clinic that forged a lot of tests and that clinic is a bunch of s---s. And Jeremy Steele, you ought to call Rob Spallone as soon as you read this on l-keford.com. Jeremy, I'll make sure you don't work for anybody in this business until you f---ing call me. That clinic is closed... There is the North Hollywood clinic. And Jeremy, that's where you'll be going for your tests from now on. And you have exactly three hours to call me in my office. 818-888-7066." Luke: "How your Sopornos 2 shoot going?" Rog: "Great. I made Jimmy bleed. I stuck a gun down his throat." Luke: "Did you stick your big gun down his throat?" Rob: "Yeah, my bazooka." Rob recommends the Family Medical Clinic at 12629 Riverside Dr in North Hollywood. 818-487-1987. They offer free tubal ligations and vasectomys, STD screening, pregnancy tests and treatment for menstrual disorders and infertility. Deep Inside Cybererotica A few days ago, I interviewed the owner of Cybererotica.com, Ron Levi. Porn webmaster K-Man (Keith G---house) writes Luke: I was a partner as well as an employee of Ron's in 1996-1997..... I've got so much dirt on that guy it makes me sick =-) K-Man: Summary of what I PERSONALLY KNOW and would sign affidavits for: 1) The original pics for CyberErotica were from the NEWSGROUPS, freshly harvested from the former NetPics.com (they got raided and shut down in Texas a while back, may be back up by now though) 2) All of the stories back then were stolen from WebSplash.com, CE bought a member account there and my job was to steal all of their stories and put them onto CE. Keith: "You should see this guy's house. It's unbelievably big, the size of a small city. Everybody envies him and his money but he's a scumbag. He's getting better at public relations and saying politically correct stuff but he used to be a big pothead. "I was Ron's first assistant webmaster. The day Bob X and I walked into his office and we walked out with a $5000 check, just for joining his organization. I was like a little kid. We were freaking out. He wanted to make a good first impression." Luke: Last week, I discussed these charges by telephone with Ron Levi. Ron: "We've always owned all our content. We've never taken pictures from the newsgroups. We did have one dispute with a photographer. We'd bought photos for our audiotext business..." Cybererotica's parent company Voice Media Inc started as an audiotext company in 1992. It launched the Cybererotica.com website, one of the adult web's ten largest, in December of 1995. Keith G---house and his friend Bob X came to work for Ron shortly thereafter. Ron: "When we'd buy photos for magazine advertising, you'd buy the photo, not the shoot. Just the photo out of the shot, lock, stock and barrel. He [the photographer] can never use it again. So I really took issue with the guy [photographer] and I think that Keith might've been in the office at the time and didn't understand what he was hearing. "I have photos, slides and negatives that I bought from photographers at the very beginning, not knowing how much it costs to scan photos, that we still haven't scanned, that we own lock, stock and barrel. "Netpics.com got shut down for kiddie porn. See how he's trying to tie me to things? This isn't right. When I look at this guy {Keith G---house], I see the hate. He accused us on the boards of screwing up the credit card industry through our free signups. That we ruined DMR? "He learned about DMR from us. DMR's problem was when they tried to go public. We weren't DMR's problem. The moneymakers that came in, kicked them out. They mismanaged their accounts. They were a third-party processer. We had no control over them. "We've never had problems with high chargebacks. We're one of the least fined people out there [credit card companies levy fines when websites have too high a rate of chargebacks]." For two years, Ron's been trying to develop offshore credit card processing that he will then resell to adult webmasters. But with all the complications in the process, he won't release it. Ron: "I have some offshore processing that I am not even using at the time. It's being tested." Luke: "Is there a chance that Visa and Mastercard could cut off the adult industry?" Ron: "I don't think they could do that because of [anti] discriminatory practices [regulation]. I wouldn't be surprised to see somebody sue American Express [for no longer processing porn sites]. "Back in the audiotext business [phone sex], Betsy Superphone sued Visa and Mastercard for cutting off the adult industry. She spent millions of dollars. She always used to complain, I fought for all you guys and I was the one who paid for it. That's when Visa came up with the one percent rule for audiotext." Luke: "Why don't you use the dialer option [charging people via bills to their telephone long distance)?" Ron: "If I'm getting it up to $100,000 a month and I'm distributing it to the guys by signups percentage... How else can you track it? You can't have an individual number for each webmaster. "Whenever you have a pool of money that you are going to distribute, there's always cause for people to question. I've always stayed away from any pooled resource such as a 900 number... And there's no way to check by the webmaster who sent it... "When I do something, I think out the consequences down the road, around the corner, down the next road and around the corner... And that's what precludes me from doing a lot of things that other webmasters jump in and do. Because I never want to do anything to a webmaster that he can construe that we're trying to screw him out of money..." Luke: "It would hurt your reputation and your reputation is everything." Ron: "Yes it's become that but I've always been like that. What came first, the chicken or the egg? I've always been like that and I've gotten a reputation because of it and I don't waver. When something is black and white to me, it's black and white to me, and I don't believe in grey areas. Because of that, a lot of people say that I deal with a heavy hand. But nobody can say that they got ripped off. "Everything I've ever done, I've thought about the industry. And when I do that, it takes care of us, because we're part of the industry. I look out for the welfare of the industry. Whatever works for us, works out well for the industry. Anytime I can come up with anything that can help, including credit card processing, we will be glad to share it with people. But I am not going to do it until I know it is really soup. "The biggest problem is with the abusive consumer who goes out and signs up for ten websites in one month, and stays on all of them for six months, and then decides to tell the bank he doesn't know what they are." Keith Gateouse writes: "He smokes so much weed every night, by the time he gets in the office in the morning whomever enters his office at, oh, say 11:00am was jokingly called the "lightning rod" because he would lash out on them so insanely as he was coming down (shrug) (this was back in '97, dunno about nowadays)." Ron: "It is public knowledge that I have been known to partake. I don't drink. I don't abuse it. I don't smoke every day. What he's talking about is days when I would come in and find that my employees had messed up something terribly and I would be sitting at home and watching the stats. And I'd come in and start talking to them and they'd start backstepping... Those guys don't work here anymore. "I don't like to yell. Everybody knows that over time, I've mellowed. As you get older, you reflect. He's trying to tie, in a sick way, two things together. And this is probably something he talks to people about...and this story becomes in his mind a fact. "This kid. All I know is, we brought him heavily up to speed on HTML. So that he could do beneficial work for us. I turned him on to DMR and got him his own merchant account. And look how he spins that back against me. He was a friend of Joe Holler and Davyk from Amateur Web, that group of people who I made a lot of money. Tried to get them into pay sites and they stabbed me in the back. And at the time they stabbed me in the back, he sided with them. He went to work for them. "It's obviously sour grapes, that he has spun some of these fabrications out of stories..." Luke: In Spring, Voice Media sold Clubpix.com to Rick's Cabaret (Nasdaq abbreviation "RICK") in exchange for control of the company. Levi told AVN.com: "Rick's further entry into the Internet is its purchasing, in two different steps, of two of our websites. The first deal, for www.xxxpassword.com, will give us just under 20 percent of the stock in that company. At the time that we convey over to them www.clubpix.com, which is the other website we're selling them, that'll give us roughly 43 percent of the company, which is basically control." Andy Edmond from SexTracker told AVN.com: "The deal is also a way for Voice Media to play their properties on public markets to see if it's good or bad for business. It is unlikely Voice Media will go public, just as it is unlikely for IEG (Internet Entertainment Group) to do so. Voice Media's been interested in the public market for some time. They've been developing non-adult properties. But I don't think they've ever felt confident they'd find an underwriter to take their properties public. So they sold one of their major properties, Clubpix.com, to Rick's, a public company. I think Voice Media's doing it as an educational experience, as well as a slight gamble, to see if their property goes up or decreases in value because of its relationship with the public market." Voice Media owner Ron Levi told me: "Selling Clubpix had nothing to do with paying off [credit card processing] fines and all that gobblygook I saw posted... "We've gone back to our free signups and they've been a smashing success." Ron writes: News Flash - Free Sign Ups are Back!! Back in November 1996 CyberErotica (CE) implemented Free Sign Ups for Trial Memberships to their Paysites. It was a very successful marketing tool and helped Webmasters make more money than ever before. March 16th, 2000 CE had to stop Free Sign Ups because of the increased fraud it was experiencing. It seems that by that time, most other Paysites that had previously offered Free Sign Ups that had done away with them and had changed to Paid Trial Sign Ups, thus CE became a target for a lot of fraudulent traffic. So March 16th, 2000, CE switched over to Paid Trial Memberships in an attempt to control fraudulent activity. CE's programmers then went to work feverishly to identify and analyze the different types of fraud it had experienced. It took 2½ months and CE's programmers developed a new Free Sign Up program named CE-Free. It was launched June 2nd, 2000 and has become a smashing success! Folks are talking about the 'summer slowdown' - we are not experiencing any 'summer slowdow'. We're fast approaching 1 million unique visitors a day just to the front page of CyberErotica. In less than a month over 2,500 Webmasters have signed up for our new programs and Saturday, June 24th, 2000 was our biggest sign up day ever! Ron: "You can't see the affect of what you start for 90 days... So you can imagine how slowing the process is... Reminds me of the audiotext days when you had to buy advertising 90 days in advance. And 90 days later you found out that your ad was bad. "If you opened up a new account at a new bank, in the first two months, if you'd see three chargebacks, that would be amazing. It happens after 60 days when people start getting their bills on their credit cards. And they see it for a second or a third time and they start calling their banks and calling our customer service." Luke: Ron Levi and Cybererotica got good reviews for customer service in the latest issue of MaximumPC magazine for customer service. A man writes in to a MaxPC columnist Watch Dog: "Dear Dog. I have an embarrassing problem. I don't know who else to turn to. One night last month, some friends and I came back from our house pretty wasted and decided that the best thing to do was to look at some porno. After looking at lots of crappy sites, we stumbled across Cybererotica. It's a paysite with a free seven day trial. We decided to use my credit card after reading the terms and conditions. We thought it would be safe. It turned out to be ok but since I did not want to pay $34:95 ($51.22 Canadian), I cancelled my membership. The page came up confirming my cancellation. Then today I received my Master Card bill. To my surprise, it showed a charge of $51.22..." Dog responds: "The Dog contacted Ron Levi, owner of Cybererotica... He said that if the account had been cancelled within the trial period, the system should've automatically processed it. Being skeptical of his claims, the Dog tested this by dialing a service number late at night. After a four minute wait, the customer service rep answered to cancell the Dog's membership. Yow! If computer companies offered 24 hour support that answered within four minutes, the world would be a happier place... Cybererotica is a legitimate business." Ron: "I spent time on the phone with this [Watchdog] guy. I didn't know who the guy was when he called me. You know me, I talk to everybody... "I have 140 people in customer service. Our expense in trying to deal with chargeback issues have raised our overheads extremely, but we're massaging it every way we can. "This MaximumPC is a computer nerds magazine. And this guy normally destroys everybody. Obviously this kid waited longer than the seven days. We can't cancell then because we've already charged it, so we issue a credit." Luke: "What do you think of the job AVN is doing with IA2000?" Ron: "It's a high end magazine. They certainly know the magazine business. And judging what I'm seeing so far with vendors [for the New Orleans IA2000 show in September], it's going to make the Cybernet Expo look like a dwarf. "I work my ass off. And anything I do, I do with the industry in mind. People always used to tell me, you're going to be a target. Two years ago, I was oblivious to what that meant but with the naysayers and doomsayers and jealous people out there, I'm starting to see what people meant. I found that you can have 3500 webmasters in a program and 3495 are happy. And they'll never post a thing. And there are five people who are unhappy and they post and send nasty emails." K-Man writes: "Luke, he's so full of s---, his eyes are brown! Mike Hoffmeyer, Ron's first webmaster will verify my orders were to round up unlicensed photos from netpics.com for use on CyberErotica. What is this with Ron's saying I am trying to tie him in with child pornography ( because netpics got shut down for hosting child porn, did I ever mention the reason? No, Ron did) .... One might wonder why he's quick to jump the gun and get defensive over child porn? Why don't you ask him about the 1997 scandal where CyberErotica had erotic stories that INVOLVED little children? Now, I doubt that he personally knew they were there, but he certainly didn't have the sense to ensure this sort of thing was NOT going to show up on his site. I've run on enough about this character I've got better things to do with my day, oh one more thing, while speaking with him on the phone today I asked him to tell me to my face (ear?) that I am not telling the truth and he WOULD NOT say it...." Jeremy Steele Update Jeremy Steele (JeremySteeleXX@hotmail.com) writes: Dear Luke, There's a FREE CLINIC in North Hollywood, called CLINICA NUEVA ESPERANZA (formally known to some in biz as Clinica Santa Nancy). The lady there, Dr Kelly, as we call her, is wonderful. She is really helpful in free pointers on improving your overall health. They offer PCR/DNA Tests with 24 hour results for $80.00 They offer FREE HEPATITUS B VACCINES.. "I've heard" that you just need to claim that you make $700.00 per month, or less, to qualify. HEP B Vaccines are important because HEP B is curable, and people can have it without knowing it. Symptoms of HEP B include loss of appetite, fatique, jaundice, muscle pain, dirrhea, vomiting and it can cause liver damage (cirrhosis), liver cancer or even death. The clinic also offers FREE STD SCREENING.. and FREE treatment for STD's, and FREE Pap Smear and Vag Cultures for females. The number there is (818)509-8908.. They are located at 12910 Victory Blvd.. off of Coldwater Cyn Blvd. They are open Monday through Friday 10am-6pm. Today, I was at Kris Kramski's house, for first rehearsal for his Vivid Film FREE SEX ON EARTH.. I met Devon, who is playing my girlfriend. He said I did a fantastic job.. I'm trying to get him to give me more lines so I can qualify for Best Actor Nomination.. I get to play guitar and sing a song I wrote, based on his Theme "No Rules, No Limits, No Shame" This is cool, because this is the first time I get to work for Kris since before I left the biz in 1997.. The year "Lisa", which I was the lead male in, won Best American Film by Canne's Hot D'or awards. Yesterday, I worked for Playboy's SexCourt TV.. that was fun.. After the performance with Judge Julie Strain (Who signed my F.A.K.K.2 Screenplay aka Heavy Metal Pt II, since I've been collecting Heavy Metal magazine since the month I turned 15 in 1983). Me and Raquel Moore got painted completely white and had to improvise some slow sensual dance, but it went well. And while I'm here, I'd like to ask why are people talking s--- about me? I hardly ever work, but since I've been back, I've been hearing even more s---.. Why does Dick Nasty say I use Viagra and recently spread disease? I never did anything to that guy.. Now I hear that I'm so damn negative.. Go figure... Anyway, Sorry, but I had an extremely bad 1999, and I had, on occasion, lamented about it.. But I'm well past that, I'm a really nice guy, I'm a solid performer with a big pop shot(see the adam film world guide 1998), I have regular STD screenings at Free Clinic I mentioned (as well as the documentation.. How many people do that?) I'm in better physical shape than ever, I'm in SAG/AFTRA, and believe it or not, I'm modest.. My only problem really is that I speak my mind, and when someone says or does something I don't feel is right, I speak up, and BOY, has that taken it's f---ing toll on me in this business.. It's amazing how many things I hear about me, when I hardly work in this business at all... Who Wants To Shag A Millionaire? Forest Williams of Shag Productions writes: May 8th, 2000 (Santa Rosa, Ca.) Shag productions announced today the Adult event for the new millennium. "Who Wants to SHAG to be a MILLIONAIRE?"tm. will host five amateur women competing for $1 Million prize and a two year modeling contract. All contestants will be WebCast LIVE along with 15 other spectator scenes and live "Fetish and Spy Cams" at the event including spanking and foot worship. The event will raise money from viewers on the Internet, Sponsorships, Advertising and admission fees to get into this one of a kind spectator event. Judges will monitor each contestant on their quest to break the world record and SHAG over 620 men in a row! The July, 22nd. event, "Who Wants to SHAG to be a Millionaire?"tm will be held in an undisclosed location in the San Francisco Bay Area to be announced on The Howard Stern Show as well as www.SHAG4AMILL.com. The 12 hour event (noon-midnight) will host over 40 sponsors and vendors of adult merchandise. Sponsors include the World Famous Bunny Ranch, Sharon Mitchell of A.I.M.(a non profit co.) Spectator and Fetish magazines, Fetish-Bucks.com, as well as a cast of others! Howard Stern will be "INSPECTING" the girls on his show on July 20th. This "Playground for Adults" incorporates over 30,000 sq. ft of useable fetish space and equipment. Racks, Caged Sex Matches, a Roman Room, and Spanking Throne are just a few of the areas available to all for use or just watching. Bring your partner and explore your innersole in this one of a kind Playpen. "We expect well over 4000 people to join us for this orgy of the senses" said Forest Williams, The Shag event promoter. "Not only are we going to break the record- the WORLD gets to watch! We have dial up access from over 50 countries and we expect an online audience into the millions!" Shag producers have arranged access for up to 250,000 users at one time. "We expect well over a million hits during this event so we are using cutting edge technology to help us with the world's oldest hobby." Williams states with a smile. Internet fees for this event will be .99 per minute for all area access. There will be several FREE chat forums outside of the pay area to allow users to ask questions about STD's, and safe sex awareness. "Ask the Experts" will allow users to anonymously ask any question, no matter how private, and get a "real time" professional answer from one of our sponsors or on-site medical staff.. Ticket prices to attend the event are $125.00 and 20% of all event profits will be donated to local AIDS & community charities. (visit www.Shag4amill.com for ticket info or call 1-888-981-SEXY) Potential "Shaggers" must bring a valid government issued photo ID and sign a waiver/release for broadcast purposes. Admission price does NOT guarantee participation! Onsite medical staff will conduct exams so that only folks with a clean bill of health will participate in this world record-breaking attempt. Sponsors will be supplying safe sex supplies to help support the event. Female contestants interested in competing should call 1-888-981-SEXY. Porn & S.A.G. Lou Scorbick writes: Luke- I have a question regarding the Screen Actor's Guild and porn. Working in (non-porn) film I'm aware that there are two types of movies, S.A.G and non-S.A.G. SAG films occur when one uses ANY actor currently in the Screen Actor's Guild. At that point you have to either work out SAG deferral contract (no pay to the actor at all) or pay at least SAG minimum (day rate is close to $600) and are encouraged to use only SAG actors. There are exemptions for student films and low budget films, but they have to be filed at SAG. There are of course non-SAG films made all the time, which since they're outside the union can pay any actor any rate (or not pay them). However any SAG actor, appearing in any frame of film, must have a contract worked out with the Union. My question is what happens when a porn actor gets into SAG? Technically they're never allowed to appear on camera again, in any role, without SAG contracts being drawn up. If they do they can get kicked out of SAG. So tell me how some of the larger porn actors like Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy, etc. act in pornos? I know they must be in SAG, as anyone with a speaking line in a major film gets automatically into the union. Does SAG ingnore Pornos? And if so, is this fair, since they go after very low budget indie films all the time? Could some people in the Porn industry answer this question? How do they deal with SAG porno actors? I'm curious because I sometimes think about recommending porn actors for indie film work (hey, why not, right? all actors are whores anyway) but I don't know about the union thing. If they're afraid of reprocussions by posting on Luke F-rd, they can email me at galifrey@aol.com. Thanks Luke! Have fun in Israel!... Luke: SAG ignores porn. MrMarcus.com Videostoreoperator writes on MrMarcus.com: I just stocked my Interracial section with a video called "Big Bust." My hat is off to Mr. Marcus for finally nailing that Blonde Vivid Goddess, Dasha. I'm waiting for the release of "Mi Vida" with Raylene in her first interracial scene - again, congratulations to Mr. Marcus for breaking Raylene's interracial cherry. Hey you gentleman, please stop attacking Azlea Antistia. She is the most genuine sweetheart you would ever want to meet. And as far as standing behind her opinions, check her out with Byron Long and Tony Eveready in "Please Don't f--- My Wife" which also features Bridgette Kerkove and Samantha. Ben Franken writes on MrMarcus.com: White Man long ago put White Woman on a pedestal. White Man celebrated White Woman in popular culture by making her the Standard of Beauty and Perfection. White Man "protected" White Womanhood by forming the Ku Klux Klan. White Man condemned "race mixing" as evil. White Man once, without due process, routinely lynched, castrated, and burned Black Man for just "looking wrong" at a White Woman. White Man said, "Stay away from our woman-folk, you filthly niggers!" White Man hypocritically and on the sly "race-mixed" with Black Women in days of old. White Man refers to Black People as "Monkeys, Apes, Gorilla's," and such in an effort to make the Black Race hate itself. White Man historically lampooned the Black Race in books, films, and songs. "Birth of a Nation," "Gone with the Wind," "Amos and Andy," "Stepin Fetchit," and the list goes on and on. In the fifties and sixties, Black Self-Image degenerated to the point
that Black People resorted to using skin brighteners and hair straigtheners
in a futile attempt to escape their Black Image. Black Woman even today
unconsciously try to mimic the appearance of White Women. White Women lust for Black Men. When you're told you can't have something long enough, it becomes what you crave most. White Man's fear creates that which he fears most: A Big Black Dick Penetrating a Beautiful White Female Ass in all of its resplendent glory. This singular act raises the White Race to the level of the Black Race and lowers the Black Race to the level of the White Race. Only love can conquer hate. Peace, Brotherhood, Blow it Out Your Ass. Long Live Marcus! Long Live Marcus! Joe writes: Mr. Marcus and all of his fans. The real reason for all of the recent hate post are related to Zoe 's websight [www.xxxzoe.com]. Some one asked her why she doesn't do interacial and didn't like her responce so that person call her a racist. Then their was a big debate over her being a racist. With some of her fans sticking up for her. Then some people started posting KKK stuff on her websight! Then the people who didn't stick up for her used that to prove their point. The people that were trying to support Zoe seem to be lashing out in anger. Some of the names from the hate mail correspond to the names that were posted on ZOE 's websight. It can't be a coinidence. So just relax we now know where they come from. If you don't believe just check out her websight. Dick Clark writes on MrMarcus.com: I agree with Joey. These right-wing freaks will find anything. They've got nothing better to do than hate. Don't waste our time. They won't change and they get off on pissing us off. Ignore them and they'll find somebody else to harass. They're probably teenagers or rednecks anyway. Anti-racists need to stick together and show our support for Mr. Marcus. Hate degrades us all, but none more than the hater. Mr Marcus writes on his site: It's obvious that the first thing you notice about a person...is if they are male or female. Color is second as it should be. Get the f--- off my site with this racism bulls---. Get the f--- off my site with that "nigger" s---, that "kkk" bulls---. This "monkey" bulls---. This "white woman" bulls---. The bottom line you need respect to get respect. Period. I hate cowards. Your hiding and that aint right. f--- that it pisses them off I like her by the way>Jill, Rocky, Jenna>. So they go that far, really they've all been misinformed with help of course. So you guys get to talk down to a couple of porn-stars hurt them with a few typed words. In person I've seen it, nothing but love, porn is some s--- you get exposed to at an early age whether your looking for it or not, everyone can remember his or her first time seeing someone f---ing or in a f--- position. It just affects you, who is that person?, what the f--- are they doing?. Then you notice the details the s--- that shapes you sexually. Porn is education. In a ironic sort of way. So these porn-stars yeah you can disrespect them, but I bet that they in some form or way affect you. Hate to dissapoint Mys Man but I was f---ing the hell out of Azleah and I got the pics to prove it. Suze aint glamour no more. Steve Neece writes: You've managed to stir the pot to a fine boil. One of the things I notice about posters of both genders but especially the female ones is their condemnation of racism extends ONLY to white males. Certainly the posters on Mr. Marcus' website showed a tremendous amount of hostility towards white women. Why did nobody point that out? My take? Subhumans come in all colors and both genders and so do hypocrites. It seems that only white heterosexual males can be guilty of hate crimes. When was the last time you heard of a black on white murder/rape/assault described as a hate crime?This despite the fact that there are anywhere from 5 to 10 black on white murders for every white on black homicide, depending on whose stats you use. Why the deafening silence? As far as Chaim & Cecil; you have acknowledged Chaim as a figment of your imagination and I think Cecil is as well. However,they do represent well known archetypes. The morbidly obese self pitying fat man that wants everybody to feel sorry for him. Sorry, fellas, but not me. They merely incite my disgust for their lack of self control. As for female sexuality, I think that it will be a mystery, at least until they have socio-economic power equal to men. Even those sports /entertaiment/financial-political celebs that have women throwing themselves at them often fool themselves into thinking it is because they are innately desirable rather than wealthy and influential.Not many of these guys would make out if they were anonymous blue collar workers. The only group I know that selects sexual partners solely on the basis of appearance are gays. So guys, if you want to know how attractive you really are, cruise the nearest gay ghetto on foot, hitting all the bars,and see how many offers you get in the course of an evening and did these offers come from those you would consider to be as good looking as you are.Probably half the guys in straight porn would be turned away at an elitist gay private club(no fats,no fems ,no over 40's. Tho the last would be waived if you were hot enough). Do you think XXX could get laid to save his life in WeHo? Not even by the most undiscriminating chubby chaser! I remember years ago when I used to work as a bouncer at the Star Strip on La Cienega and the girls spoke of an all night restaurant they went to after work where there were so many hunky guys but they were all gay.I told them that all the hunks are gay and the losers came to watch them. They didn't think that was fair and some of them felt the same animosity towards attractive gay men as most porn consumers do about the women they masturbate over. What does that tell you? Arnold Potter writes: Luke it appears my message is finally getting through. I understand from our leaders that because of your site we have had a 20 percent increase in visitors to our website. We are getting our message out to the good white people and just maybe we can soon put these GOD DAMN NIGGERS on a boat back to hell where they came from. I pray that all the white women who touched these niggers can find some soap because they are going to need a good cleaning. I have written a copy of our declaration for you to read. Please luke educate yourself. DECLARATION: I am of the White Aryan Race. I concur that Aryan Nations is only Aryans of Anglo-Saxon, Germanic, Nordic, Basque, Lombard, Celtic and Slavic origin. I agree with Aryan Nations' Biblical exclusion of Jews, Negroes, Mexicans, Orientals, and Mongrels. FIDELITY: That for which we fight is to safeguard the existence and reproduction of our Race, by and of our Nations, the sustenance of our children and the purity of our blood; the freedom and independence of our Race; so that we, a kindred people, may mature for fulfillment of the mission allotted us by the Creator of the Universe, our Father and God. -WE HAIL HIS VICTORY.!! CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST CHRISTIAN - ARYAN NATIONS, PO BOX 362, HAYDEN LAKE, ID 83835 Admit You Were Wrong and Kiss My Tallit JD Constantine writes: "Yeah, I do. I believe they exist to provide the government with an enforceable means of obtaining the money tax cheats are trying to withold. In other words, "to provide redress for the victims" -- the victim in this case being the government." Chaim Amalek writes: We jail tax cheats in this country. One could imagine a system of tax laws that do not provide for the imprisonment of big time tax cheaters, so long as the cheater ultimately has paid up. After all, the State has more than enough power to seize a tax cheat's assets and levy financial penalties. But that is NOT the system of laws we have here. If your cheating has been egregious enough, you end up in prison, whether or not the IRS has ultimately gotten what it is owed plus a financial penalty. Why toss people in jail even AFTER the state has gotten its cut, even after the cheater has, in many cases, been financially destroyed? To DETER others from cheating as well. That is the intent of the law. Another example - why does the Government toss folks who smoke marijuana into jail - to provide society with "redress"? Do you really think redress, and not the desire to deter Americans from using drugs, is behind our ruinous, harshly punitive drug laws? Here in New York, the Rockefeller Laws have sent many many young people to prison for decades, and not to provide society with "redress." I happen to know men and women who, as staffers on Capitol Hill - not pop tune critics - actually get to write laws, as well as law enforcement types in the Department of Justice who enforce them, and have discussed these issues with them in the past. They explicitly count on deterrence both in the crafting and in the enforcement of the law. They note that people fear punishment (jail) more than they fear having to make amends (redress), and usually comport themselves accordingly. Indeed, one commonly advanced justification for the current push for hate crime legislation (which the libertarian in me does not support) to punish acts that are already forbidden under our criminal codes is specifically to DETER. Moreover, if one looks at the legislative history of almost any law that includes criminal penalties, deterrence is virtually always expressly set forth as a justification for those penalties. You can call me any names you want if it makes you feel better. I imagine writers of pop tune criticism are not often called upon to defend their political positions, and clearly it is a new experience for you. (Especially on a board that exists to assist men in learning more about the stars of the videos they gloomily masturbate to - this ain't the New York Review of Books you are writing to!) No problem - Chaim Amalek can never take personal offense at anything, any more than any of the other characters on this board can take offense. And culturally, as a jew who spent quite a bit of time as a child many many decades ago hacking his way through the talmud, this is my idea of fun! (Reminds me of the discussions I used to have long ago with Trotskyists who could never retreat from a position, no matter the facts.) What surprises me is that someone who gets to write for a major paper can be so stubbornly ignorant about the basic structure of law and society. Does this ignorance inform your work as a critic, or has your work as a critic let your mind atrophy through disuse? Since I think the latter is the case, I believe that there is hope for you, if you are man enough to accept it. You see, I really like your professional writing, JD. I hope someday to write just two thirds as well as you. But you are analytically weak. Writing for l-keford.com is not like doing an interview with kid 'n synch or the Backstreet Boys. If you are going to hold your own on THIS web site, you must do better. To continue to angrily defend a sweeping generalization that has been shown to be incorrect is foolish (and intellectually dishonest), and a man in your position cannot be made to look foolish. But I am a kind hearted old Jew, so here is what I propose. Let's get together in Baltimore at the home of the Bratislava rebbe, and teach each other what we know. You can learn me all about writing music criticism (how else will I ever get to meet that Britny Spears?), and I will teach you Talmud and torah. I will even teach you how to shokel. (This is a secret kabbalistic brain boosting practice employed by yeshiva students to increase the flow of blood to the brain.) If you are diligent, I will even take you gefilte fishing afterwards for some carp. I'll provide the bait and hook; you just bring your pole. Shalom to one and all in l-keford.com land! Kendra Jade Returns Kendra Jade's retirement from movies has not lasted long. She jumps back in front of the camera tomorrow to do a scene with Tyce Bune for Sopornos 2. In the morning, Jewel DeNyle will take on Herschel Savage. Kendra: "Just doing my last thing for rob. I agreed to do it a while back and its good for me...a good project. But I've turned everything else down." It appears that Craig Vasiloff is selling www.kendra-jade.com for $10,000. KendraJXXX: whatever.f--- everyone who has ever leached off of my name or continues to do so Vivid Girl Devon Kicked From Helmetcam Show Vivid girl Devon and Raylene showed up high for Playboy TV's Helmetcam Show (with Gary Gray) last week. Raylene stayed in control and cruised through the show. Devon was out of control. She whispered audibly into Helmetcam's ear about drugs. Playboy reacted quickly by taking her off the live show. Afterward the show, I heard there was an ugly tearful scene in the parking lot as Devon complained about her treatment by Playboy. Playboy's repeating the show with the graphic "Porn Stars At Their Best." Both girls were hammered out of their minds, according to sources though Raylene kept her cool. I hear that Taylor Hayes has retired from porn. I talked to Raylene around noon. Luke: "I heard that you guys were drunk and that Devon got kicked off the Helmetcam Show because of drugs?" Raylene: "No. Devon just had to get up to get a glass of water. And she didn't come back. We were not drunk. We were stoned. We smoked a lot of pot. She just can't handle her pot sometimes. "The show went good. I was bummed that it was the last three episodes of it. "I just re-signed with Vivid. You need to update my profile. I have a new boyfriend. I'm not dating that guy from Colorado. I now have a boyfriend. His name is Frank and he plays bass guitar in a band called "Slaves On Dope." He's leaving in two days for Oz Fest [a rock music festival organized by Ozzy Osbourne]. I'm doing the guitar player's hair right now as we speak. They'll be on the road for two months. "Frank and I have been together for four months. I've been staying away from the business, getting my website done. www.raylenexxx.com. Nakita Kash's husband Kevin is doing it. "Vivid has a whole bunch of new girls. One of them is my ex-roommate Cassidy, 19." Raylene: "I'm on a sober kick right now. All I've been doing is smoking pot and I'm slowing that down. I'm in the process of buying a house. I want to retire from this business next year. I'm 23. I'm dancing on the road (through the Lee Network) three weeks of the month, working hard, saving my money. "I'm staying out of the action and get off my drinking kick and get more sober and get my head on straight. It's working. I have two new dogs. I don't talk to Alec [Metro] anymore. And I don't need to. He's a f---ing loser. You can put that in big fat bold print. "I'm sitting here doing braids with Chandler. Except that she's not Chandler anymore. She's getting married to the former Kid Sparkle. She's got a big fat $22,000 rock on her finger. "Kid Sparkle is producing his own stuff, through his own company, Nymph Pictures. He's doing boxcovers for people." Luke, In the July 2000 issue of WOW wrestling magazine they do an interview with Jasmin. She talks about wanting to become a legit wrestler instead of eye candy. No mention of her porn career. I guess she is above this work now. BTW, can I get a copy of the Playboy TV episode where Devon and Raylene are stoned. The story sounds really funny, I would love to see it. Any help with this is appreciated. Thanks. Luke: It plays on the Playboy TV. I talked to Gary Gray aka Helmetcam Man. Gary: "That's about it for the Helmetcam Show on Playboy TV. Just two more episodes. They unceremoniously cancelled my show. I found out by looking at the September schedule and found out I wasn't on it." Luke: "Gary, how does it feel?" Gary: "Strange but good. It's probably time to do something else." Luke: "Tell me about your last show with Raylene and Devon." Gary: "An interesting show. In my book, it was one of the best shows in years. It was fun and crazy and everything I could want on a show. Raylene was a pro and whatever was up with Devon is news to me. At one point she said, 'f--- with me and I will kick your ass.' A great quote that was on the show. Then we went to a clip and she was not seen again." Luke: "And what had you done to provoke this outburst?" Gary: "I was just my usual sarcastic self making fun of her about something she said... I don't know. I will have to watch back the tape to see exactly what I said to get that little soundbite. But she turns and grabs me and looks me very close in the face and says, 'You know what? f--- with me and I will kick your ass.' I said, Oh God. Seventy eight shows and it is the first time I've been afraid on the air. And she's like, 'You better be afraid.'" Luke: "Have you taken out private security protection?" Gary: "I think I am going to be ok. I'm winging it. I'm laying low." Luke: "How are you sleeping at night?" Gary: "Alone. I don't sleep." Luke: "Did these girls seem under the influence of certain substances?" Gary: "Raylene seemed fine and Devon, I don't know... She was certainly animated. I don't know her well enough to know if she was on something... The evidence of the show suggests either exceptionally high energy or something else. "It was a very strange show. Devon got in a fight with my production manager beforehand over... I don't know if she had him confused for someone else because he's the nicest, most docile guy. She started ripping into him. 'You're an asshole. You're a cocksucker. You suck dick.' And this poor guy is going, what are you talking about? I don't even know you." Luke: "Does he suck dick?" Gary: "Not that I know of. I've seen him with a lot of girlfriends..." Luke: "I heard there were tears and anger in the parking lot afterward?" Gary: "I was not present because I was too busy fighting with assorted Playboy people... We'll see if Playboy has anything for me to do in the future. Someone said that mainstream TV exists out there. But I'm less familiar with that but apparently they have big networks..." Luke: "What's your regular day job?" Gary: "Ended. I was in charge of launch operations for Playboy TV's foreign networks, dealing with language dubbing and today was my first day out of the office in four-and-a-half years. "The day job was a consulting job that was supposed to be a two-week job that ran for 200 weeks because everyone liked having me around and I was good at what I did. And then they made it a staff job with a salary a fraction of what I would want to stay there. "As far as the show getting cancelled, there's been a change in regime there. They felt that my show was not part of the big picture anymore. It's more of a lifestyle channel, E! Hot." Luke: Playboy CEO Christie Hefner has told the channel to soften up. The guy in charge of the network now used to run its movie division, Dick Rosetti. Jim English, who made the network profitable, has been removed. Sex Court, Naughty Amateur Home Videos, Strip Search etc are probably no longer part of the big picture. Night Calls remains in tact. The Helmetcam Show was viewed as all about porn stars, which supposedly is a small niche market that Playboy does not need to cater to. Porn girls earn about $500 to appear on shows like Sex Court. Staff producers make less than $1000 a week. Brent writes: Raylene claims she's on a sober kick. That she's trying to get her head on straight. Then she goes on to say that she's smoking pot, but she's slowing that down...ummm...huh? Smoking pot but not drinking doesn't make one sober. I have to wonder about the psyches of some of these women. ...ones like Wildcat (nee Cheyenne Silver), Azlea Antistia, Aspen Brock (she's been covered though). These are women who could have very successful legit modeling careers (is there any truth to the Azlea being a former Guess? girl rumors?), but instead choose to f--- on camera, pretty much eliminating their chances of legit work, at least for quite some time. What is going on behind this? Childhood physical, emotional or sexual abuse? A voracious hunger for the approval of males? When I heard and later saw Nico Treasures on Howard Stern's show, she stated that a gang rape when she was a teenager screwed her up. Could a traumatic sexual event be responsible for this behavior in some of these women? On another note...to the racially-chalenged individuals who state that all the black guys in porn are ugly...have you ever taken a look at these guys regardless of race? 90% of them look like genetic defects. Most of them are guys these women wouldn't f--- in real life on a bet. BTW, did Emmett ever get his dream job as Lexington Steele's fluffer? Den writes: Taylor hayes retired from porn. I thought she was going to sign with digital underground or vivid again. Raylene and Devon were stoned. Are they that stupid to think drugs are cool. To me a pornstar who acts like that is not being a good pornstar at all. SO raylene signed with vivid again i thought she was on her way out? Let me know what you think luke? Luke: I think Taylor will be back. I think Raylene and Devon should not smoke pot. It sends a bad message to children who might be watching. Luke Gets Mail Ray writes: Dear Luke, I've just discovered your website and I think it's fantastic.I'm sure you always get asked Where are they now? questions all of the time. Well here's some more, sorry.What ever happened to and where is Stacey Donovan.She is my all-time favourite star,hands down.I'll bet she is still mucho caliente. And how's about Jennifer Noxt.She is my second fave of alltime.Where's she? And do you now where I can find any photos of her online? Anyways, there are many more that i'm curious about.Perhaps you should have a where are they now section Luke: I do, here. Chaim: Luke, I see that Lynne is delving deeply into the library of Yggdrasil. As she is a relative newcomer to the jewish faith, and has sadly been rebuffed in her efforts to fit in with the Jews, I would like her to comment at length on what he has written. Her perspective would be very useful. Specifically, which is the superior source of insight regarding human beings - Yggdrasil, or stuff that appears on MTV? Us writes: hello Luke! we are a Canadian couple located near Toronto. we were doing some research into the adult film industry. this industry is so vast and employs so many people and generates so much money. why is it that you never see or hear about any opportunities to become employed as an actor or something in this industry? we are currently seeking employment and are looking for a reliable and educated lead on where to start. can you send us in the righrt direction? Luke: There's no demand for more actors in the industry. For how to enter porn, read my entry "Enter Porn." Rabbi Gadol writes Luke: Today the Supreme Court ruled that the Boy Scouts of America may act to prevent various sexual minorities from becoming troop leaders. It would be good for your budding career were you to pen an angry piece condemning such blatant homophobia. Forward copies of your piece to the attached Gedolai Pinkim in Hollwood. Welcome To The Sick Pervert Clubhouse Curious admonishes: Here's an algebra equation for l-keford.com's sex starved coed Lynne L-patin. A middle aged, hirsute, tattooed ex-porner age is equal to X. Her age is three times the age of a highschool Junior plus six. How old is the middle aged ex-porner? Answer: TOO f---ING OLD TO EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING A CHILD YOU SICK PERVERT ! BTW I'd say the same thing if a man was leering at a 16 year old girl. Lynne responds to Curious: The equation is actually 3X + (-3). Or "16X will get you 5-10." I'd like to invite all Traci Lords fans to join me in the Sick Pervert Clubroom for coffee and donuts in fifteen minutes. And I never leer in class. When I was fifteen, I was flattered that my teachers, male and female, treated me as an intellectual equal, and when I was eighteen, and my film teacher put a nude poster of me up in his locker (there was NEVER any sexual harrassment in class, by the way), I was extremely flattered. Again, no leering. Why would I leer at someone I respect enough, based on their verbal participation in class and not their physical appearance, to think about getting homework advice from? These reactions to my flat out refusal to manipulate my body hair, which is a totally malleable physical characteristic, I still find really funny. Concessions have been made to women's desires for equal opportunity at work and under the law, but men continue to keep us in line by complaining that we don't wax our pubes? Men who are most upset about my tattoos are men who at least subconsciously realize that I will not be controlled by them or society, and find THAT offensive. It was only a few months ago when l-keford.com readers decided that Luke, at eleven years my junior, was too "young" for me. It was only a few weeks ago when I decided that a man my age who met me for the first time on a blind date and said, "I hope we don't have to walk too far, because it will hurt my back" was too OLD for me. JAIL BAIT Boy is "off limits" for our mutual protection, but you people seem to think that, because I am 44, my next husband should require nursing home care. Sorry, but that's insane. If I am supposed to be the modest one in the relationship, any prospective partner better be able to drop and do forty push ups on command, keep a 4.0 GPA to my 3.75, have multiple authorship and directorial credits AND love my dog. I don't care if he's 18 or 38 or 58, but if he can't keep up with an old biddy, he's not much of a man. Obviously a sixteen-year-old is WAY too young to be involved with a forty-four-year-old, and vice versa, but any two people with IQ's of 140 plus have a lot more in common, regardless of their age, gender, or sexual preferences than we do with those less blessed. Courtesy of my aged state, I have learned not to "dumb it down" for anyone, even if their psyches are fragile because they've got dicks for brains. Algebra For The Aged Curious writes: Here's another algebra quiz for l-keford.com readers: ( 19 year old Penthouse model ) + ( 25 years of very hard living ) = this (Lynne with Jeff Hickey) Go f--- Yourself Squared Lynne writes Luke: WHY IS IT I LIKE SEEING YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL AND YOU LIKE SEEING ME LOOK UGLY, LUKE? IT IS VERY HURTFUL. Sorry, Curious. My life wasn't all THAT HARD. Try another equation: No makeup plus hard flash plus cheap camera = s---ty photo. My buddy Jef Hickey is almost fifteen years younger than I am, so either he looks forty-five or I look thirty... Add a recently dead spouse and a day on the chain gang and you see how far you get in the daily beauty contest. Luke, why won't you post any halfway decent photos of me, like the ones where I'm wearing make-up and the lighting is good? You have them. Is this just one of the mean little things you do to cause gratuitous pain? Or maybe presenting me as buttplug ugly is just part of your strategy to keep me unattached and therefore available to waste my time giving you free copy? I've never met a woman who was thrilled about letting her picture be taken without makeup, let alone actually allowing such pictures to be posted on the internet! There's some pictures of "Dianna" in Nugget that my husband took one morning before I'd combed my hair which are really bad...but they paid for them, so I complained only as far as the ATM. Let's run a whole series of photos of beautiful women at their worst and see how I compare on a level playing field? Because even Andrea Dworkin could be a Vivid Girl with as much air-brushing as is used on porn boxes... Luke: I did not select the pictures, Curious did. And he wants to interview you tonight on my show. Let me know which pics you'd like me to link to here and I will. HaTikva & HaFord Chaim writes: You are going to have a great time on that trip! At two weeks, it sounds like you will be covering the country from top (Rosh ha nikra at the border with Leb.) to the bottom (Eilat). If you have some extra time/money, you might also want to try to hit Petra in Jordan, although I am not sure if you can handle the visa issue at this point. When you get to Jerusalem, be sure to hang out at that big open air market - it really is a hoot. All the color of the thirld world with none of the dysentery. Also be sure you get to tour the Hasmonean tunnels about the Temple Mount. A private tour is just a few bucks, and can be arranged almost on the spot. At two weeks, I am sure that your group will get a pretty good look at Jerusalem, but however much time you spend there, you will want to linger to take in the sites. Have fun! PS You're not gonna lug a laptop with you and write about porn while in Israel, are you? No reason to do that. (Unless, of course, you plan on taking a business deduction for the trip, but you know where that might land you!) Luke: Yes, I will be taking my laptop and updating my site from the Holy Land. And yes, I will be taking a tax deduction for my trip expenses. Read This Lynne and Be Happy For It Chaim writes: Luke, after reading Lynne's comments on the importance of a woman of her intellectual powers associating with other high-I.Q. types, I realize just what she should do. Join Mensa! I was never a member; the membership committee said that I was so deficient in the social graces and personal hygiene that they refused even to test me. (Good thing, too, as I likely would have broken the chairs provided in the examination hall while embarrassing myself to boot.) But a friend of mine is and has dragged me to enough of their social events for me to get a pretty good feel for their membership. Lynne would fit right in, and in every way that she desires, too. Demographically (e.g., twice as many men as women), politically, religiously and sexually, I see a perfect match here. There must be a branch in Portland that she could contact. They will absolutely love her for who she is. Chaim Amalek - Doing Tikkun Olam Lynne: What a sweet thing, Chaim, thank you! Believe it or not, I've thought about joining MENSA in the last few months. As an anarchist, I'm simply not much of a joiner, though I have belonged to the Altadena, CA Skeptics Society (www.skeptic.com) since 1992. I have NEVER heard ANYTHING GOOD about MENSA as an organization (though I've never heard anything good about Luke F-rd as a person and haven't found it much of a deterrent to associating with him). At your suggestion I have contacted the Portland Branch, and if they are willing, I shall attend their regular Friday function as a guest before investing time and money in becoming a member. May I tell them who sent me? Or should I wait for the fourth date? Who knows? I might meet a nice Jewish man who invites me to attend synagogue afterwards and realizes he will never find another woman of such superior qualiity again. If I am going to sell myself to MENSA members it would not hurt for Luke to post a good picture of me as I am sure l-keford.com is a favorite Mensan internet destination and I am looking for a man who is not only intelligent but fit and attractive. I have been in Portland three months, going to school and hanging out with bikers. I do not think it is at all strange that the first obviously Smart Guy I meet is an accelerated high school student taking college classes. Isn't that a Smart Guy kind of thing? I'm sorry, but at my advanced age two years goes by very quickly. The MALE phys ed faculty I speak with in the locker room, who respect me for working out as hard as I do at my relatively young age, feel that once a guy is 18, if I can catch 'em, I can have 'em. And they're happy to train me for it. It is absolutely disrespectful to discredit anyone's intelligence, regardless of age or gender (or race, or weight, or nose shape or breast size, period.) Luke F-rd vs Mark Kernes on The Spiritual Seeker (late 1999) Part Two Luke Talks To Skeptics (12/19/99) Luke Debates Paul Cambria Part Two (8/7/99) NetpondRadio.com Chat <SMALLPOX>
I am smallpox, the savior of mankind <TASTYONE>
LUKE WHY ARE YOU SO QUITE? <SMALLPOX>
Stop jerking off to the sound of that chick, who youwill never get to
bang, <jaYMan>
casue he's talking on the radio with some porn chick <SMALLPOX>
For all you know, that chick is really a guy with a high pitched voice. <SMALLPOX>
Transvestites are sneaky in that way. <SMALLPOX>
Luke, your fans really don't give a s--- what any porn chick has to
say. Instead, pay obesance
ot SMALLPOX, the democratizer of mankind <SMALLPOX>
Levy ben Israel - ask her if she has any venerial warts and if not,
how she got rid of them <SMALLPOX>
Ask her if she is willing to have sex with black men and if so, the
maximum number she will take at a time. <TASTYONE>
Luke I read your web site about stephanie swift was it really true?
Also have you talked to MR.Marcus on that whole interracial porn thing? <SMALLPOX>
Black chick? Outstanding! <jaYMan>
http://xxxmonique.com/g/sample2.html <Reverend>
damn shes got a thin little waist there <SMALLPOX>
Does she believe in God? <SMALLPOX>
Stop patronizing this poor girl, Luke! <JakeJeck>
http://www.paigeshagwell.com/ <SMALLPOX>
Hey Reb Levi - ask this guy how young he would go if there were no age
rules <mdl>
as young as he was comfortable with - in his personal moral structure <SMALLPOX>
Don't let him dodge that question.
If he could shoot 16 year olds would he <SMALLPOX>
Would he film consensual sex between women and their consenting pets? <SMALLPOX>
Does porn cost prostitis? <SMALLPOX>
Levi, the true purpose of pornography is
to provide men who are unhappy with the women they are with (if
they even have one) with images to ejaculate to. <SMALLPOX>
Of course, the other purpose of porn is to help couples get closer to
one another <NickTamer>
too restrictive of a definition - include men who aren't happy with
their goat ;-))) <SMALLPOX>
Do your guests always wear condoms?
How about when they are having sex? <SMALLPOX>
Luke, is it moral to publish gossip? <SMALLPOX>
Luke, this is all too lovey-dovey.
Can't you toss some gasoline around? Ask em about Elian Gonzalez <SMALLPOX>
Why are there no professionally staged, sensitive wilding videos for
couples? <SMALLPOX>
Here is another idea for a video - hold a contest to see how many ten
dollar bills a woman can stuff into her vagina.
the winner gets to keep the money. <NickTamer>
bills will get wet <SMALLPOX>
NO ONE in porn gets STD's. No
one on TV. No one who writes
books. I think it is all
a hoax <MrBigglesworth>
and paper cuts would really hurt <SMALLPOX>
Luke,I am SMALLPOX, the great leveler of classes, not this other character
you mentioned. <SMALLPOX>
Why are there no videos of people having sex on bungee cords, jumping
from airplanes, or while singing? <Sabrina>
i've done some really weird videos <SMALLPOX>
OK, I'll bite. Like what? <Sabrina>
sneezing <Sabrina>
asparagus <NickTamer>
space sex sponsored by NASA <Sabrina>
my friend did a lactation olympics one <SMALLPOX>
Good, finally we talk about race. <Sabrina>
that was pretty funny <SMALLPOX>
Luke, I think you are a secret member of the National Alliance. <Sabrina>
panty stuffing <Sabrina>
and 3 custom videos where i just walk around my house and talk <SMALLPOX>
You publish that crap cause its free filler that generates lots of heat <SMALLPOX>
When were you guys last in confession? <SMALLPOX>
IF chaim really exists, why is he never on your web site, huh?
Luke, admit it - you make up half of those characters with the
weird names. <SMALLPOX>
Same question, but for five dollar bills.
<Sabrina>
i'm not a very big person <Sabrina>
i could probably fit more 100's though <SMALLPOX>
Where there is a will, there is a way. <cyberpunk>
Sabrina US bills or CND $$$ :) <Sabrina>
and i wear thongs too.... that
kinda bites <SMALLPOX>
How about stock certificates? <Sabrina>
depends on the company <SMALLPOX>
Luke. you gotta work on
them audio levels! As soon
as the next show comes on, my computer belches forth some weird s---
so loud that it wakes the neighbors <Sabrina>
i think i like the diamonds in my pussy idea better.....
that has sort of an exciting thought to it <Sabrina>
unless they are sharp <SMALLPOX>
Seriously, I think a vagina stuffing contest would be a hell of a lot
more erotic than any gang bang.
Sure, it would make it tougher for parolees to get work, but
that's why we have McDonalds. <SMALLPOX>
What do loose women always win? <Sabrina>
cause they could stuff more <SMALLPOX>
OK I see that. Moms would
win too. I see welfare
moms who have had ten kids in the competition. <Sabrina>
vagina stuffing contest....LOL <SMALLPOX>
I would pay to see that. Each
woman could show up with an assistant - female of course - to assist
in the stuffing. No plungers
allowed though. <SMALLPOX>
Of course, the authorities would bitch about it.. No, no tools of any sort.
Just personal initialtive and hard training should decide the
winner. <NickTamer>
is it true that black women have larger vaginas? ;-) <SMALLPOX>
And of course there could be a gay series of this sort as well.
the downside there would be in putting that money back into circulation.
Talk about needing money laundering. <Sabrina>
ooooooooohhhh <Sabrina>
icky <SMALLPOX>
You are clearly a homophobe <l-keford>
smallpox, how did you like the show? <SMALLPOX>
Pretty good and varied, but I am sorry I missed NJG and Lynne.
But luke, you MUST do something about the audio levels!
Very uneven and often inaudible. <SMALLPOX>
Luke, I thing my idea for a vagina stuffing contest is viable in a world
with bukkake or whativer that s--- is called.
You could be the tuxedo clad emcee of the whol show? <SMALLPOX>
Luke, this idea is so f---ing original that just talking about it would
get you on the Howard Stern show.
Make that item one upon your return from eretz yisrael <SMALLPOX>
There will be time enough for sleep in the grave. <SMALLPOX>
Think of the possibilities. Diamonds
for the high class series of vids, coals for the lower classes.
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