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Wednesday, June 21st, 2000

White Whores

Big Whitey (Dmac52371@aol.com) writes on MrMarcus.com about his opposition to interracial scenes: "These girls are f---ing scumbags...banging monkeys.Wait til they see how many white guys wont even look at them after they do beastiality.Screw all of you homos wanting to see black cock anyways,their dicks look like turds...thats real attractive.You are a bunch of fags and before you post your response just remember...f--- you."

Sista: "Stop being a playa hater White BOY the MONKEYS as you refer to the beautiful BLACK MAN must still be of threat to YOU huh!! Face it white bitches can't get enough of the BIG BLACK DICK!!! You just wish you had one don't you white BOY!! grow up and face the fact you will never measure UP...Your white bitches will do anything for the BLACK DICK!! You betta learn how to use what you got and ask your wmen WHY they will tell YA just ask!!!"

John: Don't even say "white Boy," Sista, when you refer to white guys. It's the equivalent of saying "nigger." White women can enjoy all the black dick they crave. We don't care. Us white men can enjoy lovely Asian women instead.

MDB: Diana Devoe is fine as hell, but I will not rent any of her flicks because she doesnt take it up the ass. What the hell is up with that? If she wants to be a true porn star she has got to take it up the ass. Why do you think she doesnt do anal MrMarcus.

Mr Marcus writes on his board: I just finish f---ing this new black girl named Lexi...this bitch is bangin. Bangin with a capital B. Look for her in the Neighborhood takin it up the ass and I'm gonna try and get her on the Casting Couch with out that dam latex to interfer with the passion. She's starting to make the rounds 6ft of pure pussy. Dam this s--- is good, porno that is.

Here's a list of s--- in the works:

1. CODE magazine interview just hit the streets get a copy.
2. New Casting Couch #2 coming. Shooting 4 and 5.
3. The site is getting ready for major changes, more on that later
4. Hopefully my radio show on the 92.3 Beat will air this summer
5. Mr.Marcus Neighborhood #9 the most fun yet.
6. Apperance in Lil' Kim new video
7. Blackversion.com new site with all the black happenings
8. Hope to make cameo in the new "Rush Hour 2" shooting this summer
9. Small party this June 30th and bigger one first week of August and my annual birthday party. Sept. 4th.
10. what the f--- else can I do?....oh yeah get more pussy I take on alot cause I do alot and with support I'll do everything I say. Everything I think cause I have all these ideas. Porno is me, but it aint all of me. I'm talented. Hella talented that's why ya'll f--- with me. Stay tuned cause I aint done. Life is creation. Create muthaf---a!!!! Mr.Marcus tru Laker, ya feel me?

Will Piper writes: Luke, I got a blazin' idea for a BM/WF movie titled, "Black On White Tropical Beach Party". This would be shot on location in the sunny Carib- bean. The story would be about a bunch of white feature dancers who go on vacation in the Caribbean, where they meet a bunch of "cut" brothas. I talkin' about kick-ass and takin' names f---in'! There's f---in' on the beach-- f---in' in the hotel rooms--f---in' on yachts-- f---in' in clubs--f---in' on horseback--f---in' in restaurants--it would be da bomb! I also got some ideas about casting....I would like to get Danielle Rogers, Johnni Black, Teri Weigel, Nici Sterling, Charlie, Bianca Trump, Tiffany Mynx, Keisha, Bunny Bleu, Chasey Lain and Alexandra Quinn.

Renfro writes: The topic of white female/black male sex has been a heated one lately. But i don't see what all the fuss is really about. Perhaps club promoter and a few producers are bullying girls into staying away from interracial sex, but it's only HURTING their careers. Look at the facts. The top starlets of every era; Seka, Marylin Chambers, Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn, Ashlyn Gere etc. all had one thing in common. They worked with well hung black guys at some point in there career. I'm white and I enjoy interracial sex onscreen. Hell, If I wanted to see a white guy with a small unit fornicate, I'd videotape my own sex life.

Porn fans like SIZE! We wan't to see Jenna, Serenity, Charlie, Jill Kelly and others take on huge cocked men like Lexington Steele. That's why we rent porn. Contract girls like Misty, Jessica Darlin, Stephanie Swift and Krysti Myst frequently do interrracial. None of those girls are eating out of garbage cans or living in boxes. Lexington Steele was male performer of the year. The public's top choice to screw women like Tera Patrick. Wake up girls, if you want to succeed in show businees, you've got to give the fans what we want! And what we want is to see huge cock like Lexington Steele or Jack Napier pounding you. Jeannie Rivers has already done interracial, see how fast she goes to the top. Vivid cut out interracial and now they are virtually bankrupt. Fans love big black dicks and hot white chicks. Wake up Asia Carrera, Jewel DeNyle, Shayla LaVeaux and the rest. Coral Sands already has. Shame on Wicked for cutting the Mr. Marcus and Alexa Rae coupling from Dream Quest, we'd all love to see that. Shame on Digital Playground for cutting the Sean Micheals and Julia Ann scene from their movie. They are only losing revenue. That's why Extreme and Anabolic will be around long after the others are gone.

Arnold Potter writes Luke: I have not written in a while Jew boy but I must tell you that this morning I read with great pleasure Big Whitey's comments. He could not be more accurate.

Who is this marcus nigger just another jungle bunny who dares to defy our white women. We good white people need to speak out against our white women touching these jungle bunnies any white women who would let a nigger touch her is a piece of s--- she is a disgrace to her family and the white race.

I also want to tell you that after my last letter to you I had many people go to our ARYAN NATIONS website to agree with me. That there should never be any white women nigger men sex scenes. It is only permissable for WHITE MEN TO f--- A NIGGER WOMEN that is it.

The white race must remember to stay strong and always know our time is near. http://www.christian-aryannations.com

Aryan Nations is the on-going work of Jesus The Christ regathering His people, calling His people to a state for their nation to bring in His Kingdom! We hail His Victory!

WE BELIEVE in the preservation of our Race, individually and collectively, as a people as demanded and directed by Yahweh. We believe our Racial Nation has a right and is under obligation to preserve itself and its members.

WE BELIEVE that Adam, man of Genesis, is the placing of the White Race upon this earth. Not all races descend from Adam. Adam is the father of the White Race only. (Adam in the original Hebrew is translated: "to show blood in the face; turn rosy.") Genesis 5:1

WE BELIEVE that the true, literal children of the Bible are the twelve tribes of Israel, now scattered throughout the world and now known as the Anglo-Saxon, Germanic, Teutonic, Scandinavian, Celtic peoples of the earth. We know that the Bible is written to the family of Abraham, descending from Shem back to Adam. Yahweh blessed Abraham and promised that he would be the "father of nations." This same promise continued through the seedline of Abraham's son, Isaac, and again to Isaac's son, Jacob, the patriarch of the twelve tribes, whose name Yahweh changed to Israel (Meaning: "he will rule as God"). Genesis 32:28; Exodus 12:31; 16:4; 19:20; Revelations 21:12

WE BELIEVE that there are literal children of Satan in the world today. These children are the descendants of Cain, who was a result of Eve's original sin, her physical seduction by Satan. We know that because of this sin there is a battle and a natural enmity between the children of Satan and the children of The Most High God (Yahweh). Genesis 3:15; 1 John 3:12

WE BELIEVE that the Cananite Jew is the natural enemy of our Aryan (White) Race. This is attested by scripture and all secular history. The Jew is like a destroying virus that attacks our racial body to destroy our Aryan culture and the purity of our Race. Those of our Race who resist these attacks are called "chosen and faithful." John 8:44; 1 Thessalonians 2:15; Revelations 17:14

WE BELIEVE that there is a battle being fought this day between the children of darkness (today known as Jews) and the children of light (Yahweh, The Everliving God), the Aryan Race, the true Israel of the bible. Revelations 12:10-11

Dave Michael from Talkingblue.com writes: Kinda funny. Most theologian, scholars and scientists all have come to the conclusion that if there was a garden on Eden and an Adam and Eve, they would have been located and lived in the Northeastern part of the African continent...hence...Adam and Eve were Black. It would stand to logic, since delusion and hybrid of race would make a race lighter in color and not the other way around. White people would actually have been the last to evolve to their present state. As well as the Christian prophet Jesus, who was also Black, since no European delusion of race was going during that time. It is referenced in the Bible that "he had woolly hair and skin of bronze." If that isn't an afro I don't know what is. Good day.

FilmThreat's Date With Stacy Valentine

Here's an excerpt: She told me that she has no interest in pursuing legit acting because she can't take rejection. Her whole time in the porn business, she was on top of her game, and nobody ever told her no. She said she wanted to retire before she becomes one of those girls that people say "why is she still in this business" to behind their backs.

She admitted she has trust issues with people and doesn't make friends easily. She said she isn't afraid to hide her past when it comes to meeting people in the future, although she said she has found that most people lose all respect for her when they know her past. She doesn't like it.

She says she was never into drugs and the whole porn community is so involved in it that it made it hard to be friends with them outside of work, which is why she moved out of Los Angeles all together.

Don't Play With Snakes - Sad News From Hamburg

Porn star Cindy Plenum writes: Hi Luke, its me - Cindy! I have some sad news to report. Tibor was killed two days ago while attempting to film a scene with a big snake at the Hamburg Zoo after closing hours. There was an accident. I feel to blame, as I taunted him for not being enough of a risk taker in his work. He responded by saying that he would take video where it had never gone before, and I guess he has. Please open the attached files only if you are mature and able to handle the truth.

Luke: "Who is Tibor? Does he do porn? What is he known for?"

Cindy: Tibor (so far as I knew, he had no family name that he was known by) was an icon, if an obscure icon, of the Frankfurt School of Underground Fetish Porn, a little known school of specialized, fetish pornography that insisted that every video be made in one and only one shoot, with no retakes, no artificial light, and no professional actors. He combined the best of the Dadaist tradition with his anarcho-syndicalist political orientation in a divided Germany. He made all my microlivestock fetish films, and was seeking to confront his fear of snakes when he died. That he is not known in the States does not speak well of American culture.

A Visual Metaphor

Lord Peter writes: Dear Luke and ALL other pornographers, Jewish Persons, and Unsaved:

The photographs of the fate that befell the pornographer Tibor are a visual metaphor for your future. Tiobor was not strong enough to face the snake on his own. Once he was in the mouth of that serpant, he was doomed, camera or no camera. You are in the mouth of the sepant of Satan, pornography. Die unsaved, and suffer the fate that is the due of all of Satan's serpants for all eternity! Die in a state of grace, and the eternal rewards of heaven are yours!

Yours in Christian Piety, Lord Peter Luther Christian, OBE

Peta Patty writes: Dear Mr. Ford:

I am a herpetologist by training and can confirm that certain species of snakes can indeed swallow human-sized animals which, of course, means that they can eat some people. Snakes will engage in such behavior only if very hungry and presented with a target of opportunity. Ordinarily however, they will hunt smaller prey, as they can be digested faster. This is important, for while digesting large animals, the snake is very sluggish and vulnerable to attack. Hence, from a purely survivalist point of view, small game is better than large.

For the horrific scene presented in the photographs to have happened, two conditions must have been met. First, the snake had to have been in feeding mode. Second, it must have been goaded. Given the apparently unusual predilicitions of this "Tibor", I shudder to think what he was up to; I am certain however, that the snake was forced to take the necessary steps to defend itself and that once taken (with lethal effect) the poor animal quite sensibly decided to take advantage of the meal presented.

What truly shocks me is that the snake was killed for no apparent purpose except to exact vengance on a poor animal. Clearly this Tibor was already dead. Killing the snake could not and did not bring him back from the dead. Instead of just one dead animal (Tibor) who should have known better anyway, we have two dead animals, the second of which was morally innocent of any crime. It is this sort of depraved indifference to the rights of the animals with whom we share this earth that People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals exists. If you are as horrified by the cavalier manner in which this magnificent animal was killed and cut open, please donate your money or time to the local chapter of this fine organization.

Russell: Just saw those pics, if I hadn't of seen it with my own eyes I wouldn't have believed it, absolutely sick You think that Tibor would have had the brains to run ?

Michael: f--- that dumbass Tibor get what he deserves. Good lesson to folks who play with snakes. Those dancers (I.E. Chessie Moore) who dance around with those damn snakes are next. Especally get that snaker hunter or animal hunter on TV, whatever the f--- he is called. Is next. One for the snake. By the way is the camera alright?hate to f--- up good a camera. Bet Tibor was good to the last gulp. Poor Snake.

I bet that poor snake died of ingestion, because those european guys only wash thier balls and ass once a month. If he was jewish he really died of some serious ingestion because they wash thier balls and ass as much as they cut thier hair and beards - almost never. Poor snake. Stupid ass Tibor. If that Tbor asshole would have survived, they should have arrested him for super stupidity and put his ass away forever. Give us a month and some another dumbass will try this s--- again. Next time some of you dumbasses go see a bitch dance with a snake, better sit in the last row. If the bitch get eaten. don't tell no one you were stupid enough to be there and see that s--- happen.

K-Man: that tibor story, is it for REAL, can you verify this? isnt that the same picture that geneross.com had saying a death threat was sent to some porn starlett and said she will end up like this? Shrug, let me know, I'm curious if perhaps there is an official news story in the press regarding this somewhere ?

Kunde: hey ford ... i am a fan of your site and american porn in general although i live in germany nothing has happend over here in germany like this it is a totally fake ... even the license plates are not german ... trust me.

Jack: Wherever those pics of the apres-lunch snake are from, I doubt it is Hamburg. The license plate on the truck in the background doesn't look too German to me. However, the idea of feeding certain pornographers to snakes is kind of appealing.

Vince: I don't think the snake pictures (21/06/2000) have anything to do with Germany... the license plates on the truck don't look European.

Kushner writes: I think the snake story is a crock!!! Checked every major German new bureau as well as the Hamburg Zoo and no one knows anything about this.. Also check out the tag on the safari vehicle in the first pic. Doesn't look like a German tag at all.

Brian writes: I've always had a hard time finding the humour in your "journalism". But that snake thing was side splitting!! I should sent a picture of a siamese cat s---ting out an African elephant, and say the cat was owned by some obscure porn director in Zimbabwe or something. It will surely find it's way on your site then.

First off, yeah, snakes eat things much larger than it looks like their mouths can accompany, but never, ever, has there been a full grown human being swallowed by a snake! And the letter "sent" by Cindy Plenum was so heart breaking. "Hi Luke, its me - Cindy!" You can tell she's crushed by the loss.

I no longer have to go to the check-out line in my grocery store to pick up a copy of NEWS OF THE WORLD to find out what really happened in the world, what the "legitimate" papers won't print. I mean, there's werewolves running amok out there, but damned if the Washington Post prints that! And again, not one "reputable" newspaper is printing the story of the first adult human being consumed by a snake.

In response to Peta Patty, I think she may need to hit the books a bit longer. Of the very, very few reported cases of a human being swallowed by a snake, we're talking children, very small children. Here is a picture of a snake MUCH larger than the snake that reportedly swallowed Tibor actually trying to swallow a man. Notice that once the head of the man is in, there was no way anything else was making it in there. The snake obviously couldn't eat him. Also, look at the torso of the snake in the Tibor pictures. Doesn't it look like something very cylinder shaped, not human shaped? This was the most obviously staged setup, yet the trained herpetologist believed it? Amazing.

Luke: Speaking of snakes, here's a picture of English porner in the Czech Republic, Chris English, with porn star Rebecca Wild.

Helpful writes Luke: Sorry to drop the bomb on you, but those snake photos have been around for months and are posted among other sites at rotten.com. Do your MORON readers really think the mainstream media would pass as something as sensational as a human being eaten at the Hamburg Zoo? Again your failure to do any rudimentary fact checking humiliates you before your dozens of readers.

Luke, will you ever learn? Tell this Cindy person to f--- off. You don't need any help from her to make a laughing stock out of yourself. Better yet publish this exclusive nude photo of Ms. Plenum as an apology to your duped MORON readers.

Cindy Plenum responds: "Hi Luke, its me - Cindy Plenum! That photograph you published of me is very old. I have since lost and kept off a lot of weight. Also, I was very sunburned in that photo. I have since returned to my pale self."

Bat Boy Kills Tibor, Heads For Devon

Concerned writes: Cindy Plenum is partially correct. Tibor was killed, but not by a boa constrictor in the Hamburg Zoo. That was all a government cover up of the shocking truth. He was killed by the escaped Bat Boy. The Jewish controlled media has hidden the danger of the Bat Boy for years! Luke, please break ranks with the Jewish media cabal and tell the truth about the Bat Boy.

Luke: I surfed over to the WeeklyWorldNews.com and found this: A half-human "bat boy" that was captured in West Virginia last spring has escaped from the research facility where he was taken for observation -- and is still running free!

Zoologist Ron Dillon said the 2-foot, 19-pound creature was last seen in downtown Wheeling, on September 10. In spite of his small size, the boy has razor-sharp teeth, the strength of an ape and should be considered extremely dangerous, the expert said.

At last word, Bat Boy was seen at 15127 Califa Street in Van Nuys, California, near the headquarters of the Jew-owned pornography company Vivid Video. One observer claimed that Bay Boy had Vivid contract girl Devon in his greasy chops and was carrying her away.

Vivid owner Steve Hirsch says that what Bat Boy is doing violates his exclusive contract with Devon and "there will be legal repercussions."

More Pussy, Less Snake

Pop music critic J.D. Considine writes: Wow, Luke, what more could a website want? You've got racist crackpots (both of the fake academic and scripture-spouting varieties). You've got gullible herpetologists, and readers willing to debate them. You've photo analysts who would rather read a license plate than use common sense (um, guys, Cindy Plenum is about as real as Chaim Amalek). This even tops the debate over whether the Czech chick who wrote with a Borscht-belt Eastern European accent was real. Perhaps you should start a regular fearture: How dumb are l-keford.com readers? You could start by offering to stream video of the Amalek-Kendra Jade tryst... --jd

ps: You can stop trying to draw me into a discussion of racist skinhead music, Jewish control of the media, or the writings of that vile crank Pierce. Some bait simply is not worth rising to.

Kaspar Gomez writes: Luke, less snake, more pussy. Folks do not want to read about no damn snake, unless its a swingen from a mans loins and worming its way to a fine lady. Your fans want to read about porn, thats why we go to your web site. Save that snake s---, that religion s---, and all that racist s--- for some other web site.

Now, about those disturbances in New York and LA you been writing about. First off, few Mexicans live in New York so those folks probably Puerto Ricans and colored, not us. and again in town the other night, I don't think many of what you saw was Mexicans. Looked like a Crip/Bloods/drunk Anglo sort of f---ed up s--- to me. But then I was not there.

Again, good work, but more pussy, less snake.

Steaming Video

Chaim Amalek writes:

1. While video does indeed exist of our love-making, I would never betray Kendra by letting others see it. Nor would I betray her assistant.

2. Even if she gave her approval, the thought of the uses to which a puppet of ZOG/Baltimore like Mr. Considine might put such images gives me the willies.

3. This website is a s---load more entertaining (and informative! Today I learned a lot about snakes!) than any article I have ever read about "popular" music. Get with the program, JDC!

ZOG knows what it is. I will clue you in when you provide a full description of your Jewish Continuity Singles Night of a short time back.

In re Redhead exec, have you at least been able to cop a feel off of her?

Private Notes on What Works on Your Site:

That snake stuff was grade-A. Discussions that involve racial issues, religion, homo trouble, jewish pimps and the fawning Judenrat who cover for them, basically anything non-sexual that you cannot hear on the evening news beats discussions of porn charge back tsores any time.

Political commentary. Dirt on porners that they don't want known (i.e., lashon hora). Fantasy dirt on famous people.

What does not work: Any discussion of credit card problems. News of who is shooting what where. As I am not a fan-boy, why would I care? (I am no prude - set me up again the way you did with Kendra and me, and I will care plenty. But the synthetic stuff is a downer.)

XXXX's mewlings for you. Anything that any woman who is not sexually desireable in the conventional sense has to say about sex, relationships, love, men, women, etc. In general, ditto for sexually desirable women. Let 'em discuss their problems with jews/blacks/priests/hollywood homos etc. Any talk of/from any porner's boyfriend. (Remember, in the fantasy space of your web site, sexually desireable women are always available, and have no boyfriend.)

Fights among porners, unless they are mortal in nature. Anything to do with sex on the internet. For the record, sitting in front of my computer, there IS NO sex on the internet. As for you, write about your singles evening, and get yourself on am or fm radio.

Thoughts On Tara Patrick

Bono writes on RAME: Just wanted to say how much I am impressed with this new beauty. I just watched her in Nice Rack 4 and she was just awesome in it. She has the dirty talk down to a science and when she was giving the lucky man his bj and looked in to the camera with those gorgeous eyes and asked if we wished it was us I just about jumped out of my bed saying yes, lol. She has a great presence about her on screen and it hopefully will just get better. Let's all pray that she stays a free agent and doesn't sign with any company or if she does hopefully it will be someone like Anabolic or Extreme where at least she will continue to do facials and hopefully some anal. I would love see her do some girl girl stuff and I am sure we will see it soon enough and I would really love to see her do a Down The Hatch video man that would be just too much but I think I could "handle" it lol. I just hope she continues to do films for a bit longer and we can see her do it all--- girls, multiple facials, maybe a gangbang who knows this girl would look awesome doing the dishes, lol. Just wanted to let the group know how special I think this girl is and I look forward to seeing what else she does and those breasts are just about the best I have seen, natural, since Nikki Dials. Anyway Tara keep it up because I know I will every time I see you.

Question About Extreme's Purity & Innocence

Voyager7 writes on RAME: Slacking after my rehab this evening, (by the way,my lil rehab girl, who works me over is quite the rangefed sweetie, but I digress)..... To ease my pain, I took the last 10 dollar bill from my wallet and stuffed it in the my high mileage peep booth and had 15 channels of eyecandy to admire.....

Lo and behold, early on, I found Extreme's "Purity & Innocence" with Ashlyn Gere in a very intense RCA performed by lucky Luciano. The following back boxcover shows the scene in a large pic. She then eagerly takes an ass to mouth and then waits for his vital fluids and I believe the girl swallowed..... Also, prior to my viewing it looked like they may have been playing with candle wax as well, looked liked Ashlyn's arm and shoulder was coated here and there...... :-)

After downing some nitroglycerin pills to bring me back to reality, a few scenes later (the intermediate scenes really sucked), Ashlyn started in with Brandon Iron. Scene had good setup, they were drinking champagne and eating strawberries, with Brandon mixing the strawberry with her sphincter. Scene looked promising then, boom!, it ended? Went black. Awhile later I caught the beginning of the tape as it started to replay, but I was penniless, and couldn't see the Ashlyn/Luciano scene from start to finish (seems like it is the first scene in the video). Anybody else experience the cutting of the last scene on this tape?

Net News

An employee at CCBill writes: We are looking to go public, if thats what you mean. (offer stock). To my knowledge as a senior tech, there are no plans to sell the company.

Craig Tant, VP of CCBill writes Luke: . In response to the latest rumor, are we for sale? No. Are we going public? Although our employees would love this, we are privately owned, and have no current intentions of going public. The advantage is that we do not have to address adult issues to board members whose sole objective is merely profits.

Calling Damien Michaels

Dear Damien: You've called me twice but each time you've left your phone number, your speech has been too slurred for me to understand. Or maybe it's just your New York accent. Anyway, please call me again, and leave your number slowly and clearly. Thanks, Luke.

Lori Michaels

Frank writes: Last January my company exhibited at the ces show in Las Vegas. Like all men I made my way over to the adult exhibits before the show ended. I was walking around and meet a girl named Lori Michaels at one of the exhibits. She was by far the nicest looking woman at the show and a personality to match. I recently went into a video store for the first time to rent one of her movies. The manager said that he gets a lot of requests for her but that she doesn't do a lot of movies and that the company that she works for doesn't advertise her a lot. Can you give me any info on her and if she has any more movies coming out?

Luke: Yes, click here.

Luke Gets Mail

Sirchie writes: I have found myself reading your material. I must admit, I was more offended than intrigued initially. Sir, I have observed you thrust your brittle frame down many a long staircase, but I have also seen you weld a brutal framework of thoughtful insight into the wheels of this industry, of which I am but a spoke. I do not wish to speak with you personally, however, I may advise you from time to time. These thoughts that you conceal. The ones that wake you early in the morning, are controlling. Listen to them, Sir. Listen to me. I admire you.

Hiroshi: I want to thank you for publishing my letter. I did not expect that you would. It prompted Brandy Alexandre to write to me again and she put me in touch with others who are not like those you publish with regard to attitudes about women in porn. I'm glad to learn that few take the slams against her seriously, so I suppose I feel better about what you allow to be said about other women. Not all of your readers are like wrestling fans. The have brains and independent thought. What's the big deal about Stephanie Swift with a younger boyfriend. It wouldn't be worth mentioning if it was the other way around. Why does there have to be pathology or psychology involved for a simple role reversal?

Porn & Economic Liberalism

Pat Riley writes on RAME: The Hollywood mainstream: they're economically conservative, socially liberal. Exactly the opposite of what I described. Disney, Paramount etc want to make big bucks and really don't care what they do to achieve that end. If we (the US) had an economically liberal government they'd say "No way, Disney, Fantasia is in the public domain now. Anyone can copy it. You've had your run." And of course an economically liberal government would look at Michael Eisner's salary and consider 99% punitive tax rates. It doesn't matter what you call it. Singapore is wrong about its economic policy and right about its social conservatism. None of this has much to do with porn and the original statement concerned "How to stop the rise of the raincoater" who I consider as disaffected males--I believe Ms. Mullato used the term "dis-empowered"--not a dissertation on the various economic systems around the world.

Lattara: ...You have once again sidestepped explaining why the socially conservative government you seek is not going to ban porn, including the type of porn you prefer to watch.

PR: I wouldn't care if all porn was banned if some of the other economic and social issues were addressed at the same time. Is Angels And Insects which I believe played on or at least was financed by the BBC, porn? Is Bound? Is When Night Is Falling? Is The Lover? All just as erotic (and a lot better in the case of The Lover) than even the explicit movies I praise.

Frankly I can't believe how I can sit through the rubbish I do. Sending the trash produced by the San Fernando Valley to the bottom of the ocean would do me a big favor. If you're for social conservatism and Iran is socially conservative does that mean you'd move to Iran if they would only liberalise their economy? Perhaps not. There are other problems with Iran. There's more to life than porn, ya' know.

The money is not the question. It's a hobby and a hobby that consumes far too much time and effort. A nice little banning might force me to do something more productive with my time.

EroticBid.com

Tom writes: Hi Luke, http://www.eroticbid.com. A new erotic auction site opened on the internet this week. Now you to can own Jasmin St Clair gown from her gang bang ( It doesn't say if it was drycleaned or not!) or how about bidding to become Lacy Logans Slave-for-a-day. Site has everything from Vintage erotica to undergarments. Just think some porn stars may never have to do laundry again, they'll just auction it off.

Putative Jew Marc Putative

Marc Putative writes from Toronto: last night's seminar gave hetrosexuality a bad name; wasn't it susan sontag who said that without gays all of popular culture would be like "let's make a deal"? basic stuff about how to be a better lover--all very helpful in theory. the fifteen white-picket-fencers in attendance seemed suitably inspired. the only laffs came when she showed a slide of "the accomodator," which is a dildo you attach to your chin while peforming oral sex. y'know, since l-keford.com's discussion of "sex" is a hundred million times removed from the real thing--as chaim amalek astutely observed--the material discussed regarding male-female relations doesn't even seem appropriate to bring up here; taboo, even. but during the intermission, in the hotel lobby, i crossed paths with two cute chasidic boys, aged maybe 6 and 3 (post-haircut). i'm fairly sure they could've provided me with more life-affirming inspiration. but she was a good speaker in an oprah sorta way, if you're into that.

i certainly don't have yearnings for stephanie swift. i checked out the latest issue of club international; i'm not sure which one she was in the rock band centerfold, but NJG is more my type. (am i gonna regret saying that? remember, i'm already involved.) also flipped through the latest issue of live young girls in search of the article whose author wrote luke the other day. he speaks of the best places to chase teen tail, including his own experience in a park where a girl was serving as a "prick cushion" to any passers-by. is this tale true? and what is the l-keford.com chever's opinion on the proliferation of these mass-circ mags which are nothing but a legal means of peddling kiddie porn?

luke, will we be getting a rundown of the women who are participating in the singles mission? i'd imagine the group would be like the show "survivor," except the grand prize is a husband ... probably lower-middle-level entertainment industry types, 33ish, all prompted by their long-suffering parents to take this trip to the holy land before old age beckons; an initial concession to their ticking biological clocks.

Luke: I'd say the median age of participants on the singles mission is 33 and that most of the females are teachers.

Rumdar: Luke... I want to wish our budd Marc all the best as he attempts to unlock the secrets to the sexual universe from one Rebecca Rosenblat. I can assure him that no matter how dreary the evening turns out it could not be worse than listening to Martin Amis for five minutes. The true test will be after he finishes the course. Will he then be able to come to California, f--- the "be Jesus" ....Errrrrr! "be Moses" out of Stephanie Swift and steal her away from the eighteen year old boyfriend? I say he can (and will). NJG beware...Super Marc is coming for you next.