Sunday, June 18th, 2000
Luke Gets Mail
Chaim Amalek writes: Luke, give me her number and I will set things right between the two of you. SERIOUSLY. You need not fear that I am a poacher, as I live on the other coast. If you like, you can show her my photograph first so that she knows whom she is dealing with. Seriously, what I did for Czech Jewish Chick and KJ, I can do for that doc.
By the way, as I type this I am watching this old movie from the 70's - "The Mack". White folks simply cannot understand the America of 2000 without fully considering this fine movie. It should be viewed along with "American Pimp" for the full stereo effect.
Have you ever wanted to be a Mack? Do you think any of the women in your life are pimpable? Which ones would make the best bitches and ho's? How does one keep one's pimp hand strong? Remember, if you are gonna control a bitch, you got to steal her mind. (An actual line from "The Mack" AND "American Pimp.")
Luke: What's a Mack? I think Macking is forbidden by the Torah. That stuff is repulsive to me.
Chaim: And yet it made its way into a major motion picture that influenced the thinking of god knows how many young (mostly black?) men! Astounding!
The Rules Of DIVA Engagement
Curious advises: Luke, Time is counting down to your "Israeli Singles Mission / Sex Junket" so you better advise the 40 other members of your tour group about your special rules:
Luke F-rd'S RULES OF CONTACT WITH THE GENERAL PUBLIC
1) Luke F-rd is only to be referred to by the tour group members as either: "Mr. Ford", "Hustler's Asshole of the Month for December '99", or as "The Author of "A History of X" - the definitive look at pornography in the twentieth century".
2) All attendees must sign a model release for their appearance in Mr. Ford's new mid-east pornographic epic, "Goin' Gonzo in the Gaza."
3) All females wishing to have condom-less sex with Mr. Ford must have a PCR DNA test that is less than 30 days old unless, of course, they are really, really hot looking.
4) Mr. Ford will only autograph official Luke F-rd paraphernalia. Ex. "What Women Want" videos, "A History of X" books, or at Mr. Ford's discretion women's bare breasts.
5) Gentlemen on the trip are asked to refrain from asking Mr. Ford to have sex with their spouses so they can watch. Mr. Ford is on vacation. Such requests are only seriously considered during his frequent appearances at the "Moonlight Bunny Ranch Brothel."
6) Ladies remember than Mr. Ford is a STRICT vegetarian and as such he WILL NOT perform cunnilingus upon you. Sorry no exceptions. Females are permitted, however, to nibble upon his flesh carrot.
7) Generally when Mr. Ford is invited to social functions with Heads of States he is only permitted one guest. Mr. Ford's guest to his scheduled private dinner with the Israeli Prime Minister will be the female tour member with the largest breasts. (There is still time for implant surgery if you hurry girls!)
8) No men that are better looking than Luke F-rd may be allowed to attend the mission as they clearly must be homosexual.
9) No men with an erect penis length over Luke F-rd's 5.5 inches may be allowed to attend the missions as they clearly must be homosexual.
10) Hell! No men may attend the "Israeli Singles Mission" period!
Tour members, please remember that Mr. Ford is human just like you. He puts on his Fat Dog boxer shorts one leg at a time.
Perve writes on alt.sex.prostitution: The best action in Israel is in Tel Aviv. There are tons of "health club" which provide full sex for a price going from 120 to 250 shekels for half an hour (full service) (4.2 Shekels= 1 USD). The best two I have been are located close to each other, and are in the area of Hamasger street. These are a little more expensive, but the quality is amazing. The first one is called Promise bar (on Hamasger street) and the other one is in Shozino street (3 minutes walking from thefirst one) and is called Shozino bar. In these places, there is an entruy fee of 50 shekels, including a drink. Then you can sit at the bar, and choose the girl you want. The price is 200 shekels for half an hour, and it include full service, bbbj without and sometime even more. The girsl are all russian or from ukraine. ALl of them I found friendly, and most of them like what they are doing. You can also stay for longer time, the price increases and is 400 shekels for one full hour (this would include more than 1 act, of course).
Tera Heart Rumor
Nude model and aspiring XXX actress Felicia Fox (feliciafxx@aol.com) writes: "Tera Heart is very much alive. The rumor -- and it is just that, a rumor -- has no substance. Wanted to let you know. I talked to Lowell Smith this morning -- he has her booked at a gig this week and he just talked to the club manager thursday. If Tera died on tuesday I'm sure something would've been said, you know? LOL I also called her child's father, who talks to her every morning without fail, and he spoke to her just this morning. He's passing on a message for her to call me this afternoon. She's fine, trust me.
"Just got off the phone with Tera -- she's fine."
Porn star Trinity wrote Saturday night: "Luke, I don't know the easiest way to go about posting a death, but there is yet another one in the porn industry. I work at the same "home club" as Tera Heart, and it has been confirmed that she passed away Tuesday of a drug overdose [heroin?]. Her funeral is tomorrow [Sunday], and I'm sorry I don't have any other information. Tera had a really good heart and will be missed by many in Florida. I'm sure that there are others who have met her and will miss her as well. She helped to give me a lot of advice on the business. She was a real sweet girl."
Trinity writes Sunday afternoon: "Ok, has she talked to her? because like I said, there are people at my club going to her funeral today. This really confuses me. Does Felicia know her are we talking about the same tear heart? I only know the one, and I would love for her to be alive and well, but reports here at her home are otherwise. please let me know if there are two tera hearts. Like I said, I hope this is just a rumor, Please get a message to her that there are many people very upset at her "home club" Christine's. We all hope that she is Alive and Well. "
Helpful writes: The Felicia Fox photos are a good start to increase your site's MORON appeal. You have the Boobs and the Butts, but Beavers? What's with the white box over her vagina? It looks like the "Hot Tub Biker" in photo # 1 is f---ing her with a milk carton on his cock! Hear that clicking sound Luke? It's the sound of thousands MORONS moving away from l-keford.com to a site with FREE Beaver shots! Wake up!
Callous writes: Did it ever occur to anyone that that the porn world is a lot like the cheesy 70's sci-fi movie "Logan's Run." In the movie Michael York had to execute anyone who turned 30 years old in order to keep the population level in their domed city. Well, in the porn world every starlet gets the boot at age 30. What's the difference? So as to the passing of Tera Heart I say: If she was under 30 - What a tragic waste! If she was over 30 - Well, that's a full life in the porn world.
Kerry: Do you if anyone has ever been infected with the aides virus by tasting a porn actresses breast milk? Is Loretta Sterling's videos distributed by the mafia? Is he Jewish or use Jewish actresses/actors?
Luke: Loretta Sterling is Jewish, I think, but I do not think that you can get the "aides virus" by tasting breast milk. I suspect that the Mafia plays a role in the distribution of all porn videos, including Loretta's.
Brandy: Many babies become infected by drinking their mother's breast milk. I think there has been some controversy that the babies, who previously had been tested negative, were actually pocitive, but the virus is present in breast milk as it is any other bodily fluid. The bigger question is can an adult get it that way as easily as an infant, and is the risk from breast milk the same as from semen. Remember, it's not an STD in the traditional sense that it's more concentrated "down there."
Lou Scorbick writes: Luke - A serious question. Do you think most porn fans are so misogynist in their need to see the "pretty girl who turned them down in highschool" get humiliated and "dogged", that they even derive pleasure when some of these women become so broken down they die? I wonder at the general lack of interest and sympathy attached to porn women's deaths.
I watch porn because I think these women are beautiful and horny and sexually powerful. I certainly don't like to see anything nasty happen to women in porn -- and perhaps I live in a fantasy world, ignoring the realities of the industry and what goes on behind the camera. But still, I hate the Kid Vegas crap and any of these abusive, violent or nasty porn towards women. I think it's disgusting and it doesn't turn me on in the slightest to see some woman get anally wrecked. I fast forward and try to find porn where it looks like both parties are equally enjoying it and enthusiastic (rarely seen in anal sex scenes). Am I different then the normal porn consumer? Am I the deviation now? Is it porn's need to constantly shock that has led us to this need to see degradation and pain inflicted on beautiful women, instead of mutually enjoyable sex? I know no one gives a s--- about Tera Heart, and I'm not saying I know her or care on any personal level, but it still saddens me to read.
Still I'll bet dollars to donuts the average porn fan couldn't care less -- one less hot snatch to be degraded on camera. I've never equated sex with anger and hurt, and it saddens me to see so much of porn turning in this direction. The horny guys are more and more pissed off as they wank, so they want to see more and more hotties treated like s---. If they die, so f---in' be it. They're bitches and ho's anyway, and they never put out in highschool, so lets see 'em get hurt now. Why is this arousing? I have no idea. But it's a bad trend I see. Your thoughts, Luke? -Lou Scorbick PS. I'm still in love with Tara Patrick!!! She's my goddess...
Luke: Porn does not develop nor attract empathic morally sensitive people. It's not an environment conducive to the training of character. The use of the product does not refine people. If anything, it debases them. Yes, there are empathic people in porn and among those who use it, but the commodity does not attract or develop this quality. If you were an alone woman walking in a bad part of town at night, and you saw ten men walking towards you, would you be relieved to find out that they had just returned from a Bible study? Would you be relieved to find out that they had just returned from a strip club?
Here are factors that would comfort me in such a situation:
* If the men were dressed in suits with short hair.
* If they were returning from a place of Bible study or religious worship.
* If they had IQs of over 120.
* If they were returning from any place of study.
* If they voted Republican.
* If they were married or had women in their presence.
* If they participated actively in their community and had a reputation
to defend.
* If they listened to classical music.
Here are factors that would discomfort me:
* If they were young and single, dressed scruffily, covered with tattoos,
and looked like gangbangers.
* If they were under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
* If they were returning from a sporting event or sex show or party.
* If they listened to rap or metal or death music.
Lynne writes: Lukey, If I were stupid enough to be walking by myself in a bad part of town at night, with no gun, and no dog, and I saw a group of ten men coming toward me, and all I had from which to judge my safety was their appearance (because all your other characteristics are subjective, Luke) would I take the suits over the gangbangers? Luke, packs of men do not roam the city in rape gangs. Not yet, anyway. You've set up an unrealistic scenario. Plenty of serial killers and mass murderers could pass for the fellow you describe below. John Wayne Gacy was active in Democratic politics. Most serial killers have short hair, so they can blend in with the crowd and get close to their victims. But I get your point. You fear the unknown, the chaotic. Your hope would be that men would carry their principles with them into the streets. However, what does this have to do with the debased users of porn?
Lynne writes Lou Scorbick and Luke: Luke F-rd, you know there are plenty of far more empathic, morally sensitive people than you in porn; it's just that they go their quiet ways and don't get the attention the malefactors generate. Lou, I apologize for Luke's dismissal of your serious questions with an unfunny one-liner, and thanks for the compliment about porn women being "beautiful, horny and sexually powerful."
Most porn people care very much about the death of a co-worker. All the performers and directors she worked with, the art directors who made her bad photos into acceptable box covers... "It could be me..." Of course there are civilians whose mysogynistic sexuality leads them to really feel that "the whore got what she deserved," and illegal drug overdose deaths carry their own stigmata, but most people mourn the loss of a young life regardless of how it ended.
Your comments on mysoginistic porn reflect my sentiments of the last five years exactly. Porn is actually becoming the hurtful stuff the feminists couldn't find in the late 1970's -- early 80's, when they ended up labeling "Playboy" as porn because they couldn't find other material upon which to base their theories. As to theories, I have my own as to why porn has changed in the past two decades, which include the socialization of males following the second wave of feminism and the advent of home technology as causal factors. (A preliminary discussion is in my term paper, which Luke may have archived somewhere.)
I don't believe being turned down in high school is as important a factor in misogyny as what happened between a boy and his mom during the first five years of his life, but I know the guys you describe. It's hard to be a sexually active teenager these days, what with herpes and HIV on the scene and abortions having been demonized. The double standard is still well entrenched in high school, and girls who put out these days are risking not only their reputation but their lives. Enjoying multiple sweet young sex partners vicariously through the magic of videotape is wonderfully safe sex; wanting to see those same women abused as punishment for the evils of society and Mother's failings is prurient.
Sex in the videos I produce is never angry or exploitative. However, few will watch my videos and even fewer will speak to them. I do not believe you are an audience of one -- My late husband and I strongly believe(d) that most adult consumers in this country want porn which speaks to their lives -- and most consumers are not psychopathic losers or prospective serial killers. Even most pornographers are fairly decent folk. There are so many factors as to which tapes actually reach the market through the current distribution system that it's hard to know what the PUBLIC really wants and would buy if available through appropriate channels. Please don't give up on us -- a good fan is hard to find.
Luke: Alex Ladd shoots a big budget Zoe feature for Sin City this weekend. I was all set to attend when word came down from on high (Ari and his son Guy) at Sin City that I'd be thrown off the set if I came.
Charley Frey writes: CONTACT YOUR LAWYER TO SEE HOW THIS AFFECTS DOING BUSINESS WITH CREAM ENTERTAINMENT GROUP, INC. (IE: John BOWEN)
Shlomo Cohen rights: At Stunningcurves.com, Gotti has posted a video interview of Tiffany Mynx. Tiffany talks about many aspects of her career and doesn't hold anything back. Topics include her dancing gigs, her work with Max Hardcore, Rob Black and much more.
Chaim Amalek Pretty Baby
John writes: Luke, I was thinking about the 1970-something film Pretty Baby, with Brooke Shields as a flat-chested twelve-year-old daughter of a prostitute, raised in a turn-of-the-century New Orleans brothel, and sold to the highest bidder to marry. It portrayed her in an erotic manner, and I think it showed her topless. Back then it was controversial but didn't cause a big negative reaction. Don't you think that if it was released today it would cause a big negative reaction, because of child porn on the Internet and guys trolling for underage girls online?
I would like to see a picture of Chaim Amalek posted, if he does exist.
I read that Annabel Chong used the alias Liquid Slater. Have you ever heard that before?
Luke: I agree and so would I.
Chaim: This photograph was taken of me in New York City by Miss Kendra Jade, just as I was explaining the logistics of a Hebrew National Salami to her.
Luke, it occured to me that you really cannot see my face in that photograph. (Kendra had many many talents, but photography is not among them.) Here is a head shot of me taken just prior to my big date with Kendra Jade.
Aghast writes: I saw the photo of Chaim Amalek and I can't believe it! Chaim is former NYC Mayor Ed Koch!
Patrick Riley on the New Pussy
Pat Riley writes on RAME:
Skylar Knight:
Seems to be all over the place these days although I though David Aaron Clark said that she had retired. In 18 And Nasty #15 in her interview with TT Boy he says something about her being a gymnast which causes her to complain that he's not supposed to say these sort of things because "They're private". Hmmm. Sound is generally bad on TT's tapes so you can't quite make it all out, but TT does have the nasty habit of just leaving a whole lot of private information in the finished product. In one tape with a girl called Gina he not only gave us the name of the company she works for (something to do with aircraft spare parts) but then went on about her home address to the level of the street co-ordinates. Mind you, unless she's Olympic level (doubtful) I can't see what's private about being a gymnast in her youth.
In MDD #123 she seems to have the hooker mentality down well even saying to Ed while he's winding up to launch a load "Come on, baby". Didn't like this at all. After Ed fouls her belly he tries to kiss her and she pulls her head to one side. She says that she reserves that for her fiance. Hmmm. Never understood this mentality although I'm aware it's common among hookers. Kissing is hardly at the intimate level of f---ing. Fiance = "suitcase pimp in training" or "cuckolded ignoramus"? Sheesh, these people!
In 18 And Nasty #15 TT has her bounce on the bed naked which in principle is a great idea and TT is pretty good about admiring her body with the camera however this series is not so good for the make up and her appendectomy scar is very visible. Also, something I hadn't noticed before is her treasure trail. Hmmm. The medical people waffle in this area mainly because they don't give a f---. It's not an indication of any disease process and they realize that I want it for a nefarious reason: to ID the unmarried mother crowd. So they don't want to co-operate. But it seems to me that prominent treasure trails are consistent with this status. Her tits also seem swollen, and in this movie in particular the nipples were very pencil-eraser-ish.
For those who dislike TT, you'll be relieved to know that he only does interviews and doesn't actually appear on camera. Chris Cannon and some muscle-bound white guy do a three way with Skylar (no anal) ending in only one facial. Facial, I thought she didn't do those? Maybe wrong there.
Also in 18 And Nasty #15
Other scenes include a Japanese girl who has definitely whelped and also has genital warts (that should thrill voyager). She gets analed. There's a black girl with a pretty face and medium/large nice tits who gets screwed by some black guy but you only see her belly in a passing glance just before the cum shot. Yet another unmarried mother! Finally, you have Jeanie Rivers with her absolutely gorgeous little body sunning herself beside the pool and then being screwed by her neighbor (and real life SO) Tony Martino. Does anyone agree with me that this guy belongs in the Don Fernando/Dick Nasty repulsive loser category? If she's doing her real life SO why isn't she taking it up the butt (doing my best raincoater imitation)? OTOH, despite Martino, she does put on quite a good act of having an orgasm--maybe it's because of him. The sparkplug didn't make it out of the garage (and I'm not sure I've ever seen it do so) but the hood did seem more firm and (heh, heh) erect than usual.
Also in 18 And Nasty #15 is Alexxis Tyler who doesn't look nearly as good as in Nineteen #34 (see below), seems slutty here and does an anal. Fortunately I saw Nineteen #34 a few days before Nasty so it didn't destroy the fantasy. Thank god it wasn't the other way around.
Another Ariel Lane Sighting
Ariel Lane (THE standard except for her tattoos) appears in MDD #119 which has a full, although lousy, sex scene however the other day I came across her again (credited as Alyson) in MDD #122 where she gives a BJ to her SO Shiloh (uncredited). There's no interview in this one but even I (who hates BJ's) thought it was arousing. It's done from Shiloh's POV with Ed (I presume) poking his camera over Shiloh's shoulder and Ariel on her knees (good place for a woman ) sucking his dick. There's lots of eye contact as she adoringly looks up at the camera/Shiloh, some no-hands sucking, a nice downward view to her lovely little tits, but no deep throat or choking (thank god). He splurges on her face and in her mouth and after a minute or so she goes off to the bathroom and gargles to get rid of it. We watch including her spitting in the sink.
Jake Steed Loses Big
I thought Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks #7 was the worst of the series so far. The women are near butt ugly status. Obviously Czech whores just hired for the occasion. Hey, Jake there are plenty of bfuglies on this side of the Atlantic--no need to travel too far. Just borrow them from Rodney Moore.
Barely Legal #4
I also disliked Barely Legal #4. Again a couple of Hungarians snuck in. They're OK but there's nothing barely legal about them and they only do a g/g. The idea of the series is to pander to dirty old men like myself who want to fantasize about screwing "barely legal" cutie pies not some well used Euro whore. Sheesh, if I wanted to do that I could rent a Private movie. Also a downer is Alana Moreno taking a DP. Again, how many times do I have to say this. Put the raincoater filth in Anabolic or Evil Angel and keep the near-virginal girls doing things that... well, a near-virgin might do. Layla Jade is in this and she's hardly virginal plus she goes on with some BS in a diner and then lets an old black guy screw her including an anal on the counter top. Except that she doesn't let her colon hang out, she reminded me of Mila. Deanna High is supposed to be new but she's not. She appeared in a couple of Center Stage Productions movies earlier and here she's aggressive too. Lose the aggressive women guys. Put them in VCA or Vivid. Lastly Jeanie Rivers acts as a hooker and does Jon Dough. Jon Dough: there's another winner male with the usual criminal record and drug problem. Sheesh! And hooker is yet another occupation inconsistent with a "barely legal" girl unless you'd like to construct a proper plot about her sacrificing herself to a wealthy businessman so her family could eat. Good acting required to pull the appropriate emotional strings and well beyond the capabilities of the porn industry.
Barely Legal #5
I haven't seen Barely Legal #5 yet (street date 7/10/00) but I have seen the box. Looks like another loser. The main girl has a front tooth gap and a huge red and green tattoo above her left tit. Shoulder length unkempt blonde hair, looks foreign. But, Jesse (get a last name girl; Helms is already taken) is in this and she's pretty good. I don't know why the Tara Patrick guys haven't jumped on her except that she's about a foot shorter--maybe that's the reason. The other known girl is Mattie La Mae and while I like her personality she's not high enough on the pretty scale. There's also a big breasted blonde (looks pretty) who's being screwed over a fork lift by Mark Anthony and a downer girl in a straw hat with big tits and a voluptuous body being screwed by Dick Nasty over a motorcycle. Oh, oh, she's wearing boots, brown, half way up her calf, not thigh length and don't look "glove soft". How good can it be with Dick Nasty in it? None of them look like they're "barely legal" but I'll probably rent it when it comes out.
Finally 18 (West Coast Productions)
Here's another one that's pretty good. Almost plotted. Tiffany Mason has just turned 18 and has decided to put out for her boyfriend Voodoo Child, and, well she might as well go whole hog an lose the g/g virginity too so she gets her best friend Kaylynn around for a bit of labia lapping only to be interrupted by Mr. Marcus who happens to be burglarizing mansions in the neighborhood. He gets to poke both of them using a condom for Kaylynn (when she finally goes bareback we'll know it's true love (or pressure from her coke dealer)). For some reason Jade Marcela also lives in this place, Bill Gates' summer house, so she lets in Jack Napier and they screw on the couch. Some horrendous anal gaping here for you amateur proctologists. Pat Myne, Alec Metro, Brigette Kerkove (pre-tit-job), and Jeanie Rivers come by to celebrate Tiffany's birthday but they neglected to bring presents so she asks to watch them screw instead. Includes a DP of Brigette (ho hum). After the movie's over they provide a lot of behind the scenes looks which has the advantage of watching the girls preening and dressing and Jeanie worrying that she doesn't have a top to wear (OK, I'm broad-minded) but the downside is that you realize that none of the people even want to talk to each other let alone f--- each other. At least in some of the gang bang behind the scenes tapes the guys are seen shooting the breeze. Still Jeanie is shown in an idle moment rubbing her pussy but I had the impression it was an itch rather than lust.
Oh, I forgot a scene. Brandon Irons (didn't this guy get deported? Effing lazy INS, letting him in again!) romances (well...) Sonnie Daye (voyager likes her) and then screws her. She looks plump. See her in Nineteen #34 instead. Has a nice personality though.
Tiffany Mason
Why hasn't someone alerted me about this delectable piece of prime flesh? This one is so good body wise that she could be one of David Hamilton's models in Summer In Saint Tropez. Gorgeous, adorable young cute near perfect little teenage body. Brittney Spears eat your heart out (of course I haven't seen Brittney naked). Small tits, tight waist, flat belly, lithe firm white body. But, so sad, her face is not up to scratch. In fact it seems peculiar. If you pushed me I'd say she has an albino black head with a blonde wig on a white body. Maybe she's really an albino black girl but her body doesn't look black (not color; that's white but things like her butt). She has in this movie long golden blonde hair in two pigtails, plucked black eyebrows, and bee stung lips. Anyone who has any useful ideas as to racial or genetic origins, please check in.
Just 18 #6: The Lolita Syndrome (Sinister)
Raincoaters won't like this one but I did (surprised eh?). The three guys in this are middle-aged but not disgusting, the girls are young (the way it should be), and there are no anals, no facials, no group sex, no licking the girl's or the guy's asshole, etc. There's lots of kissing and admiring and fondling of the girl's body and some nice responses from the girls. On the downside there's little dialog, everyone starts out naked on essentially the same bed (couch sometimes), and even the sounds of sex are suppressed most of the time. The cast: Lola Vargas, Jesse, Diamond, Charlene Aspen, Naughty Childs, Sinful, J. Crew, Scott Butler, Captain Bob. Notice Jesse again. Diamond has a marginal face, hairy pussy, red and green tattoo on her right calf, white body, long black hair with streaks of gray, medium tits, small tattoo on her right thigh, tattoo of "J.S." on her left bicep, belly button ring, and a thick body. Sinful has a passable face with some resemblance to Envy, long unkempt dark brown or black hair, large tits, near shaven pussy, puffies, and a lithe body. They keep the camera away from Sinful's belly so there might be a nasty surprise in store in another movie.
Angel Angelino
Appears in MDD #124 and says she's 18 years old and seems to come from San Francisco. Says she was de-virginized at 12 and loved it which caused Ed to have hysterics. He says he'll have to stop asking the question. She has short black unkempt hair (think punk), tongue pin, passable face, overbite, small tits, tight waist, small areola, pencil eraser nipples, shaven pussy, flat belly, all in all a very nice teenage body.
But she has an Adam's apple. I immediately looked for an enlarged clit or a dick but no she seems perfectly normal in the female genitalia area. Maybe a slightly prominent hood over the clitoris but it never came out of the garage. Her voice seems perfectly normal too.
There's something else. On the inside of both elbows there are long brown streaks which could be (that's "could"; we need an expert to pontificate here) bruising as a result of injections of illicit substances. However, the mitigating factor is that the same color marks appear on her knuckles of both hands--actually not just the knuckles; every joint of the fingers. I can't say about her toes. She also has some dark splatter over her chest and upper arms which looks like the effect you'd get if you shook a full paintbrush with dark brown stain over her. Neither moles, nor freckles.
She has a tattoo of a figure 8 on her left hand near the thumb, a large tattoo on her left calf back, and a small tattoo above her right butt.
Personality wise she sounds a little like a tomboy which of course is consistent with her looks and for once she masturbates likes she actually meant it. Either she's a brilliant actress (in the porno industry?) or she did really have an orgasm. Ed screws her including an anal but cuts the anal short as she's in obvious agony.
I'd like to see the testosterone level on this girl. My guess is that she has male-like numbers and that's the reason for the Adam's apple and the obvious enjoyment of the masturbation. Ed didn't ask the usual "When did you last have sex?" but I'll bet she's no shrinking violet.
Nineteen #34 Bingo!
Even with some defects, this garnered a MUST SEE from me, the first of the year I think.
2000--Dane Productions
Featuring: Nikita Denise, Sonnie Daye, Brandy (Hungary), Sheila, Alexxis Tyler, Johnny Thrust, Jack Hammer, Jay Ashley, David Hardman.
Basically you couldn't go too far wrong in just taking out a subscription to all the Dane Productions movies for your porno viewing needs and leaving the rest on the shelf. Even with one loser female here (Nikita--see {More Dirty Debutantes #127}) and poor sound when not in voice-over, this one is rock-solid material.
Nikita is not so bad that you want to vomit but really just too old, a bit flabby, and out of place for the series. Her scene looks interesting and seems to be a take off on {Boys Don't Cry} with her being the supposed male friend of Johnny Thrust. He begins to suspect that she's not a he which she isn't as we see when she takes a bath. Later when Johnny confronts her she lets him screw her including an anal ending in a facial. They really needed to use someone like Ariel Lane but I suppose she can't be in every movie.
In the next we watch Jack Hammer cleaning the patio while he tells us in voice over that he went to prison for four years as a sex offender because he couldn't keep his hands off the young pussy but now that he's out he has a job with some guy who has a 19 year old daughter and happily she's legal. We watch the father and the daughter, Sonnie (see {Real Sex Magazine #28} but better here in the skirt and blouse of young girls), walk by and listen as the father tells Jack about some jobs and that they're going out. Jack takes the opportunity to visit the daughter's room where he goes through her panty drawer and after selecting one commences to masturbate imagining her in the room. She enthusiastically jumps him and they screw ending in a belly cum shot. As he finishes up she comes home unexpectedly and, "What are you doing in my room?" is the question. Poor old Jack.
The next is the classic scene you seem to see on every Penthouse/Playboy tape. Brandy and Sheila (both Hungarian but the voice over is in accentless English) clad in bikinis wash the car, spray each other with water, and wonder about each other's reaction to the initiation of some girl/girl loving. No need to wonder really; they get down to it on top of the car.
Finally in an excellent little scenario Jay pulls up in his pick up with his girlfriend Alexxis (credits: just Alexis--passable, perhaps pretty, young face, long straight blonde hair, small/medium tits, shaven pussy, belly button jewel, large round tattoo in the small of her back, lithe body) and they go through the normal make-out session but despite him whipping out his dick, she won't go any further than just some kissing, partial nudity, and fondling. He argues but she's obstinate and then, after he leaves her at home, she lies on her bed in her underwear (very good teasing videography) and wonders in voice over if she should go all the way. Basically she talks herself into it with some minor masturbation assistance. Later (days later) her father and presumably her sole parent, Dave Hardman, leaves on business and she invites Jay around. They make out on the couch and then after she makes him say he loves her they screw. It's really very well done with her being reticent and looking worried and he within striking distance of his lifelong goal. Unfortunately it ends in a facial. Sheesh! Why would you need to degrade the girl? For making you wait? Anyway just after the cum shot Hardman comes back unexpectedly and...no he doesn't catch them. Jay scoots out the back and Hardman who doesn't see him just tells Alexxis to wipe her mouth.
No condoms were used. Dates of production: 4/8/00, 4/9/00, 4/15/00.
If You Dumb It, They Will Cum
Helpful excitedly writes: It's working! You dumb down the site and you've already got one new MORON! Welcome Ben! Hopefully, when Ben goes into his probation officer's office this week for his piss test he'll tell some of the other sex offenders in the lobby about l-keford.com and your numbers will continue to grow exponentially.
Here's your report card for Sunday's page as of 11:00am PST
1) Less Lynne Ramblings = F Going to schul? ZZZZZZZ Now if she would have gang banged the bikers in the hot tub? Well that's MORON fodder!!
2) No Credit Card Crap = A+ Who needs credit when you can rent-to-own? Right Ben?
3) Chaim Limits = A+ Now that s--- is dumb ass funny! One problem. Chaim has TWO syllables. Do you mind going by "Chai"?
4) Gratuitous Nude Photos = F Boobs = 0, Butts = 0, Beavers = 0 But the "Goddess" photo VA-VA-VA-VOOM! I knew she wasn't a tranny! Don't you feel stupid NJG?
5) Less Luke F-rd = B+ Much better. None of your usual tortured stream of conscious internal dialogue crap, but . . . a photo of you at the tantric center? Why? You already have the biggest picture on the site.
BTW are you supposed to be squeezing your dick in that picture on the right side bar? Vanity thy name is LUKE.
Remember: If you dumb it . . . they will cum.
Rumdar: Don't listen to Helpful. Your column is at it's best when you are giving us large chunks of your life we can identify with. We need more about the singles mixers. That was great stuff. Easy to bounce funny takes off that kind of writing. When you write about you it reminds me of one of my literary heroes Henry Miller. Helpful did have a point about the credit card scams and industry stuff. No way I am going to pay for anything online except the $22 a month AOL fee.
Luke: Do I remind anyone else of Henry Miller?
I was supposed to go on a singles hike this morning...I was driving along Pico Blvd when I heard this whistling sound. How interesting, I thought. I kept driving for a mile or two and then I realized that it was coming from my engine. Steam and smoke was pouring out. I pulled over. Eventually checked my radiator, it was empty. Ergo, I did not make my singles hike and instead am occupying myself with this page.
Bono writes on RAME: I was just watching a video of Tara Patrick for the first time and just let me say that I absolutely adore this woman and it starts with those gorgeous breasts she has. Man are those not just the best you have ever seen. Pus she is a hot performer so that just enhances the overall package. Anyway I was just wondering what some of your other favs are who have the natural look. Besides the newly viewed Tara I would say I love Nikki Dial, Jessica Darlin and right now that is all I can think of, lol. Mostly I am looking for your fav bigger but not huge Lisa lipps type of breasts. I mean I also adore Toni James, think she got enhanced though but pre she was hot, also Stephanie Swift, and Cheyenne Silver. Again their performances all made up for any lack of breast size for me. Also in the natural bigger but not huge dept. I want to add Temptress, the one vid I have seen her in made me think those were real so she is on my list. Sylvia Saint would make it but I haven't seen any of her vids yet so until I do she is off but once I see one and in the pics I have seen of her they look real she would instantly be on it. Any others my fellow ramers you can think of fire away because natural big breasts are just a thing of beauty to behold.
Is AIDS A Warning From God?
From Friday's Wall Street Journal: College administrators nationwide, armed with "nondiscrimination" policies, are insisting that religious groups allow any student to run for a leadership position, regardless of whether he subscribes to the group's beliefs. Most notoriously, the Student Judiciary at Tufts University voted in April to derecognize the Tufts Christian Fellowship for refusing to let Julie Catalano, a practicing lesbian, run for one of the group's officer positions. A few weeks ago, a Tufts administrative committee overturned the decision on procedural grounds -- the Student Judiciary neglected to hold hearings. The Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Center at Tufts says it will push for hearings next fall.
Lord Peter Luther Christian writes:
Yes, I am very much aware of these ominous trends. Judeo-Christian thought discomfits the commisars who run much of American culture. They understand that their war against "homophobia" inevitably must lead to war on both Biblical Judaism and on Christianity.
Was not God's plague of AIDS enough of a warning? What new horrors must be visited upon humanity before we open our eyes to the danger we are in?
DivinePleasure.com
I visited the headquarters for DivinePleasure.com Friday afternoon. It was only 100 yards away from the home I celebrated Shabbat in Friday night with 40 members of my Temple's Young Adults group.
I finally meet Goddess, the frequent LF.com contributor.
I first talk to Raja, a teacher of Tantric sex who oversees the authenticity of Divinepleasure.com.
Raja: "There's a blend here of a beautiful kind of tradition. An actual lifestyle that is not prevalent on the planet anymore but it did exist. With people living with a lot of art and beauty around them, and a lot of love and massage and dance and creativity... It's a blend of that tradition with some fantasy. We're playful. We realize that one half of this is true for us. We really love this. And there's a bit of tongue in cheek. It's one step over a movie set. It's a caricature.
"I write a lot of the stuff for the website and shoot some of the videos. I just taught a topless yoga class.
"The website has been fully online for 3 days."
Divinepleasure.com is a partnership between Toshi Gold's Astral Ocean and Blue Star, a mainstream TV producer who's worked extensively with Tantra and other themes of sacred pleasure. For three years he's been married to Divinity, who chose the house's decorations. She acts as the 'house mother.'
Raja: "It was her vision to create this. She has a wonderful imagination. She can see the bigger picture of how this can serve many people.
"One of the great beauties of Tantra is that it allows people to express intimacy without intercourse. So people don't have to polarize. You can have a monogamous lifestyle within Kamasutra or Tantra, and yet be sensually connected to your friends. You can have real clear boundaries, like no deep kissing and no genital touching. But we can lay naked together or breath together or dance together. And feel at ease with our bodies connecting with each other. But still hold those boundaries.
"And if somebody gets turned on, you just circulate that energy. So instead of acting it out, and passing over the boundaries and maybe manipulating somebody, instead we move that energy and still stay connected. So it is not so genital."
Luke: "Does this work in real life?"
Raja: "Absolutely. It does take training, discipline and intention. And integrity. I know many people living this way and there are looseknit communities developing. You can just drop in to a community like that and there's a lot of love, touch and presence. People are relaxed because they know that this person is not going to try to f--- me. Or, I don't have to do something sexually that I don't want to do.
"The idea of divine pleasure is the link between what is pleasurable and what is sacred. Pleasure with respect, honor and caring."
I meet Blue Star, the owner.
BS: "Toshi and his wife came here and had a session from Divinity about six months ago. She worked with them as a couple, helping them spice up their marriage and have better contact. And he looked around and said, 'Have you ever thought of going online with this?' So we started talking and formed a partnership. So Astral Ocean has put in the equipment and the marketing to the adult side of things. And we market to the consciousness, Tantra and New Age side.
"We want this to be an alternative to adult sites. Still sensual but more appropriate to couples."
Raja: "We think there are a lot of men out there who are looking at porn because they're lonely. Maybe they don't know how to get a date. Maybe they are so busy with their workaholic life, that is all that is available to them on a quick basis. Maybe a percentage of them would like to look at something less raw and more beautiful and more respectful and elegant with different values."
Blue Star: "We teach male multiple orgasm. In Tantra, it is easy to learn how to hold the ejaculation and to breathe the energy up, which makes for a more satisfying experience. By pulling it up, you can make love for hours. A man can be more like a woman in that he can have multiple orgasms."
I'm escorted into the living room, which has been dubbed "the loving room."
Blue Star: "I've been doing television production for 20 years. Divinity's background is in the healing arts. Robert's background is as a teacher and instructor. And truthfully, DivinePleasure.com is now taking up 98% of all of our efforts. And between the three of us, you're looking at over 100 years of experience.
"But Divinity and I have a TV production company and we're going into production on a couple of new shows in the fall."
Raja: "I've taught hundreds of workshops [on the Kama Sutra and Tantric techniques]. Anything from an evening to a day to weekend workshops. And a lot of week long retreats. Teaching multiple male orgasm, teaching women to be multiply orgasmic, teaching communication and how to come from their heart instead of just their ego or genitals. And saved lots of relationships."
BS: "For our site, we've brought in friends of ours who are legitimate tantric teachers and healers as well as dancers and models who have that performing thing. It's a fun combination of people."
Raja: "We try not to hire women who don't know much about this work; we've only picked people who are interested in learning consciousness. If we interview somebody and they say, oh, that's bulls---. We go, OK, nevermind."
BS: "Most of the people who come here from the adult industry are ecstatic. You mean I don't have to f--- or suck or have some guy say, shove it in harder! Divinity and I were on the Playboy show Nightcalls.
"And off camera, the two girls are bright smart women, but off camera they play the role of bimbo. And I was talking about the differences... There's just as much passion and love, but the difference is all about honoring. Even though we've been together as lovers for four years, whenever we make love, which is usually at least once a day, I still always ask, 'May I enter your temple?' I don't just shove it in. And it helps me remember how blessed I am to have such a beautiful woman receive me as a lover. And it helps her remember that I do honor her. That tiny thing makes a difference.
"When I mentioned this on Nightcalls, one of the girls (the redhead, not Juli Ashton) said: 'You hear that you guys? Do you hear that, you pigs? I am a goddess. You've got to honor.' And the whole rest of the show she said, 'I am a goddess. You have to honor me. You have to ask me before you come into my temple.' And she really got it."
Raja: "That technique of asking before entering is typical of the ancient Kama Sutra teachings."
BS: "Most people would agree that there's nothing we enjoy more than food and sex and there's nothing we're more f---ed up about than food and sex. There's a lot of shame in this culture about sex and our bodies... No woman always thinks she looks beautiful enough. Women who work here and are gorgeous all think, at one time or another, that there boobs aren't large enough or their hips are too much, because of this weird cultural stigma.
"Most adult stuff is degrading. The men are portrayed as horny animals who'll do anything... And often women are portrayed as bimbos or sex objects. And nobody feels good about that. And we all want to have sexual experiences... It's just about reframing it so we're all enjoying ourselves.
"One of our goddesses is an environmental activist who led a humanitarian mission to Burma and put her life at risk. We helped raise money for that. Another woman is an animal rights activist. If people want to get to know our goddesses, they can go deeper and learn about the situation in Burma or in Tibet, which is Divinity's cause.
"We were in at World Modeling and Jasmine came in. And she wasn't sure if she wanted to do the World Modeling thing. Then when she saw what we were offering, she said, that's what I want. Because she's young and pure and innocent yet wanting to explore her sexuality."
Blue Star has two cats - Rumio and Maui. "We all live in service to these two cats," says Blue Star. "I watched them be born ten years again."
BS: "The most famous celebrity who promotes Tantra is Sting. And he recently had a great line: 'I'm trying to teach my wife Tantric shopping. That's where she goes to a shopping mall for five hours and she doesn't buy anything.'"
John Holmes and the Wonderland Murders On E!
The E! Channel airs a special on the Wonderland Murders Sunday evening at 9PM Eastern time: "In the late 1970s, Raja Holmes was the biggest male porn star in the world. But when drugs took control of his life, Holmes lost everything. The low point came when he was implicated in the Wonderland Murders, one of the most violent crimes in Los Angeles' history. Holmes, who appeared in more than 2,000 films and claimed to have slept with 14,000 women, died of AIDS in 1988. And the Wonderland Murders remain unsolved to this day. Now E! explores the trials, acquittals and mystery surrounding the crimes. Interviews include Holmes' ex-wife Sharon, his half-brother Dave Bowman and detectives on the case."
Sean Michaels Ripoff
John writes on RAME: I have rented the Sean Michael's series "We Go Deep" and "Rocks that Ass" and they are mostly repeat scenes from earlier volumes, with only about 2 new scenes, they lack the heat they started with and the quality of gals has gone done. He is at Volume 7 and 10, they have run their course Sean, pull the plug...
Jizz Bizz Pimps
Becky Carols writes on RAME: Since prostitutes are pieces of property owned by their pimps, they're told whom to f--- and not f---. In the jizz biz, the pimps are Vivid, VCA, Wicked, and Playboy. There are of course, real racists like Heaven Leigh and Asia Carrera. Their incriminating comments are archived in Deja and/or Mike Paul's site. Asia hates herself so much, she won't even do Asian guys (I haven't seen Eric Dew reply to that statement when I posted it some time ago). When it comes to a contract pornslut like Kobe, her pimp Vivid won't let her do blacks since they can't sell flicks containing IR to the cable channels run by the pussies at Playboy. IR scenes offend Bible bigot redneck cable viewers. Kobe, Jenteal, and the like are too scared to stand up to Vivid the pimp. Even these hookers aren't dumb enough to throw their meal ticket away and must therefore get real jobs. So they go with the program until they're thrown away for better looking property. It all comes down to money, really. Luckily, contract whores are a joke in raincoaterland since most of us want barely legal fresh meat. I hope this answers any newbies questions regarding this matter.
Lets Dumb This Down
Chaim Amalek writes: Luke, you have a great name for what I want to try. First, I must make some new words here: 'bulls - by this I mean the number of sounds you have to say to sound a word.
Now, lets try to craft our mail so that it says what we want, but does not use words with more than one 'bulls. This is more fun than it sounds, but is quite tough to pull off. Like that thing guys put on their dicks to keep the germs in or out when they do the in or out!
Here is my flick talk of the day. I like flicks with big boobs that bounce and that are real. I like to see chicks that I think might be hot for me if we met on the street. Flicks should have lots of hot chicks with big boobs who love dick and beg for more of it. Some day I will make them beg me for my dick and laugh at them when I walk on by.
I saw the news on the boob tube today, (can you tell I love boobs?) The chick who reads the news is hot and would want me if she knew me. thats why she reads the news to me each night at bed time! She is hot for me, dont you know. I dont care much for any of the stuff I see though I watch a lot of it. What else is there to do?
You have a great web site there luke, but I wish you would show more of the really hard core stuff. dick in hole stuff makes me so horny. I want to see the stuff leak out the hole and drip drip drip like a sick nose. Some day a real chick will want to watch a porn vid with me and boy will I ever be on top of that deal when it cums, ha ha! Thanks for the chance to say what I feel and get it off of my chest. -Luke F-rd Prime
Luke: Hilarious!
Chaim: I do not know what that means. i mean, which of your fans will know what I have done here? Those that do know will mock me as full of it. Some will call it a step up in my prose! Well too bad its my five grands worth of words, and if I want to write like this then this is how I will write. I want more boobs. big boobs and cunt and dick in cunt and I hate jews and blacks and white trash and spicks and spooks and zog and babes who do not suck me off. The streets of new york are full of filth. Some day a real rain will cum and wash all this filth off the streets. Just you wait and see Luke.
Dumb And Dumber
Andrew Sullivan writes in The New Republic: According to Christina Hoff Sommers's new book, The War Against Boys, 35 percent of college-age men in 1998 confessed that they had read nothing for pleasure in the previous twelve months. Browsing through the current selection of men's magazines, I can begin to see why. Something truly difficult has been happening to the genre recently: It's been getting even dumber. The most successful, Maxim, sets the pace. Its cover features the slogan "Sex, Sports, Beer, Gadgets, Clothes, Fitness," in descending order of importance. The June issue features a primer on penis size ("How It's Really Hangin'"), a moronic guide to becoming a millionaire ("Rule #4: Ditch Your Loser Friends"), page after page of scantily dressed babes, and what at first looks like an actual piece of reportage until you read the subhead: "In a sleepy town in New Mexico, David Parker Ray and his family abducted women and held them captive inside his specially equipped trailer. Was it a twisted sex game or something far worse?" The reward for this dreck, according to The New York Times, is the fattest ad revenue of any self-styled "men's magazine" in America--$7.7 million a year--for a journal that's only a couple of years old.
Of course, if you want erudition, you can always peruse another new entrant into the market, FHM ("For Him Magazine"), whose feature article in the July issue is titled "A Lifetime of Sex." "At the age of 75 you'll have had sex 5,472 times with 22 women," the subhead reads. "Here's how you'll get there." With competition like this, it's no surprise that even Esquire led a recent cover with "153 Things a Man Should Know About Sex" or that GQ, easily the class act of the bunch, showcases "Eye-Candy Thandie" Newton, the lithe female star of M:I-2.
These days, it's extremely hard to be a man vaguely connected to a brain. The state of men's magazines is only the half of it. Two generations of full-blooded feminism have ended with round-the-clock wrestling channels, Shanghai Noon, and Tom Cruise following Stanley Kubrick with John Woo. Even homosexual men, who once might have constituted some cultural firewall against unbridled testosterone, are now bulging with steroids, living in the gym, and starting rugby leagues. The notion of the "gentleman," or indeed any notion of masculinity attached to gentility, has almost vanished from the cultural air. What happened, one wonders, and why?
Best Looking Porn Stars
CatTeacher writes: Well since everybody else seems to be making lists here are mine 5 best looking pornstars.
5. Nikki Dial; her boxcovers alone were hot, lets not forget her body and the way she moaned
4. Anna Malle; classic good looks, plus her body is great shape for her age, she seems to have a mature and powerful look of seduction.
3. Jeanne Fine; same as Malle while her tits are fake they look better than most porn stars. Also she looks like she would be a character straight out of an Anne Rice novel. Her eyes and hair have a strong sexual presence.
2. Chasey Lain: Although her tits were also fake you could have better one. Nice rounds and LOOSE not the cheapo hard ones. Her looks were so simple and "girl-next-door"ish and her eyes remind me so much of Fiona Apple.
1. Racquel Darrian: nuff said, there should not have to be a dispute. I work at a video store and a compliation tape of her work is always out. Most people prefer her good looks to the hardcore anal action that out there.
I purposely left out girl like Jenna Jameson and Celeste because they depend too much on slut-makeup. And Janine is not on the list because her tits job was bad and her constant changes in hair ruins things.
Now the 5 best hardcore stars
5. Felicia: while she doesn't do guys she makes up for it in how she f---s. Hell she did a sex scene invovling Enemas for Seymore Butts, wow!!
4. Ashley Klass: The queen of squiters and she was the one drinking the enema shower with Felicia
3. Debi Diamond: Whether it was straight sex, bondage or just plain weird nobody seemed more into a scene than her. Her retirement has keep her out of the top spot since she left before things got really hardcore
2. Chloe: the women who made fisting legitament, i'm waiting for her to do a fisting gangbang, but to giver her credit every scene she does she looks as if she loves every minute of it. Her orgasm always seem real many cause only she would enjoy most of the stuff that goes in her.
1. Sharon Kane: It didn't mattered who she f---ed girl, guy, gay? All the same to her. And boy did she take it to the max! All of the bi videos alone say it all.
Honorable mentions: Ruby, Sharon Mitchel, and Jasmin St Clair
Female In Need
Ben writes: Hi Luke, Luke,we have a female in need. Who? you ask! Helpful is her name. And who does she CALL? The readers of Luke F-rd.com . Luke, I can handle this call. Helpful,now listen very carefully. The first thing you have to do is.
1)- Kick your Lesbian Top out of your place.
2)- Put her (stuff) in one of those black plastic bags,and put it at curbside,along with the WOODY blow-up doll. ( I heard Woody leaves his glasses on while giving females oral) And Woody would rather be at a jam in the village,than doing a oral on a lesbian bottom.
3)- Try and talk to your boss at the cab co. and ask for 2 weeks off.
4)- WHY? you ask!
( Fly to LA) I say, Stay with Brother Terry at his summer camp for 2 weeks. Im sure Brother Terry takes ( VISA MC AE ) and cash of coarse. Im going to try and talk LUKE into going to DOC JOHNSON and go for a fitting,for his own life like BLOW-UP doll of himself. I know LUKE would would tell them, he will just phone in all the important sizes ( EG) dick size ect. Now you ask?
What has that got to do with ME! I say LOTS. Luke would want some BETA testers ,and that means YOU .Its just a short drive to Brother Terrys,from Lukes HOME in downtown LA. FREE is the key word here,YES! FREE . I know Luke would not send free dolls to Portland. Lynne is having to much fun with her biker BUD, like stripping down bike motors in the living room,jumping into a hot tub,sitting close to the, WHO ??? needs a man jet, oil slick around her neck while having sex,writting to LUKE,saying I love you.
No! Helpful,your the girl. Us readers at Luke F-rd are here to help. And after some great sex in LA, you will feel better about yourself,no longer you have to us terms like MORON or LOOSER . We would like the term , We march to a different drummer. Its so classy.
Is Luke A User?
Brandy Alexandre writes: I've been trying to figure out Luke for a while. Even though we've become sort of friends, I'm surprised that he allows others to say things even he knows are untrue for the sake of popularity. I sometimes wonder if our amicable relationship is simply calculated to trick me into be more forthcoming with tidbits when I hear them. If Luke has a gimmick I assure you that even he doesn't really know what it is.
Hot Tub Bikers - Lynne Goes To Shul
Lynne L-patin writes: Speaking of bikers in hot tubs, I gracefully avoided being the bang in a gang bang in the hot tub by pleading "new tattoo."
My brother just got a $20 an hour job as a licensed apprentice electrician. The bikers are celebrating in the hot tub, and I am sharing in the ritual by having a "Busch Ice Ale (5.9% alc. vol.) It is cheap and tastes like soda. As Daphne said in the grocery store when we went to get the beer, "They're already drunk, don't get them anything good." One of them fell over the trash can, and another smashed his nose on the side of the Jacuzzi. Saturday night in Portland, just like on COPS.
It has been a long time since I've attended synagogue. When I was sixteen, I blew the rabbi, which changed my perspective on religious authority forever. In my early twenties, I found myself haunted by an image of a cruel and vindictive deity and the monetary aspects of joining a temple. At twenty-four, I began an exploration of Christianity, which I find very appealing in its emphasis on love and forgiveness. For the next ten years I attended various churches off and on until I met my second husband, Bruce. Bruce was a rabid nontheist and found the idea of placing one's confidence in a supernatural construct absolutely appalling.
Jewishness means a whole lot more than simply observing a set of rituals and attending services. I am highly secular, yet I am still very much a cultural Jew though estranged from my upper middle class roots. I see my dear friend Luke struggling with his desire to be Jewish, and doing the best he can -- attending religious services with other Jews and participating in a Jewish social life -- even though he cannot re-create the experience of Jewish life experiences and family. Even if his primary reason for becoming a Jew IS that he prefers the sexual mores of the Jewish woman over those of the Christian fundamentalist, he tries so hard to achieve what I totally take for granted.
Luke has more than a casual acquaintance with theology, Jewish and Christian. I know nothing about my own Jewish cultural heritage. Maybe I should explore Judaism in a little more depth if I want to understand both Luke and myself a little more?
I do not make major decisions based on what would please Luke or because of his opinions, so I must explore my motives for choosing to go to synagogue after almost thirty years, and find them pure, which they are, more or less. Luke has taken a lot of flak for his interest in Judaism; I can at least be familiar with what it means to be Jewish from a theological and, if possible, social perspective. But the truth is that, without Luke F-rd in my life, I would not be attending synagogue for the first time in almost thirty years.
Fortunately I have no qualms at all about doing so, other than making modest clothing choices. I must be modest, I know, which rules out the half of my wardrobe which isn't exercise gear.
It takes a lot of clothing to be modest. Usually I prefer to wear two basic items, thong sandals and my T-shirt dress from Mazatlan when the weather is warm; sweat pants and shirts when it's cold. But to be modest, I must wear: a hat, sleeveless shell, long sleeved cardigan, brassiere, earrings (to hide the bondsmaid marks), scarf, skirt, slip, pantyhose, bikini panties, socks OVER the pantyhose and closed-toe shoes. Twelve items. I add a gratuitous bracelet for color, because everything I'm wearing is pale, neutral khaki from a conservative, mainstream designer, costing $48 marked down from $195, so I am pleased with both my appearance and my shopping skills.
The Beth XXX receptionist had been less than helpful when I'd called seeking information on services, and did not want to give me directions to the synagogue. On Friday evening, as I headed to the corner of 17th and Flanders, it had slipped my mind that in Portland there are TWO such corners, one North West and one North East. I arrived at the wrong one at the right time, precluding being at the other one on time by the time I figured out what has happened.
There I was on a beautiful night, all dressed up and with no place to go, just like in the cliche. Time for Plan B. I would just have to attend services Saturday morning.
I stopped for dinner at a Greek Restaurant (coincidentally Luke is going to spend a few days in Greece) next to an auto shop of some sort named "Lukas" which I figure is some other language's version of "Luke." I won't share what I ate, because I'll be accused of Lukolatry even though I ordered my regular Greek favorites.
Then I went to the mall (a Jewish woman should be able to pay some sort of homage at the mall by making good choices on behalf of her family) but only bought a tiny bit of jewelry, since I'd splurged on clothes earlier in the day. I was dressed so quietly that people bumped into me left and right. After the stores closed, I drove to the OTHER 17th and Flanders, found the synagogue (listed as a historic building on the National Register of same) and headed for home.
Somehow I had gotten a stain on the front of my skirt so Luke, I could not avoid washing and ironing my skirt on the Sabbath because I had no others that were suitable and I could not attend services without a skirt. Did I do wrong?
Saturday morning found me on time and dressed appropriately. The Beth XXX building is stunning, round rather than normal building shape, and with old stained glass and wood carving. Most of the men, but not all, wore suits. At least half wore head covering. All of the women wore dresses or skirts, but only a few wore hats. I was dressed appropriately and could relax. In fact, I could see a reason to attend regularly -- just to get dressed up!
Many aisles were roped off and others were pretty full, so I asked a woman in an aisle seat if she knew of any seating arrangements. She also was new, and said no, but the seats next to her were empty, so I requested permission to sit with her, and she will return to this narrative in a moment.
This service turned out to include a Bar Mitzvah, which was a nice touch, but on the whole I felt no spirituality, no rekindling of childhood ritual, no call to god. The service felt like duty, and it is the same, week after week, praising the deity for bringing Jews out of Egyptian slavery and giving them yet another chance to start over. He gets it already! If we think there is a God, do we thing that God is Stupid? That GOD would want to hear the same things every week?
Meanwhile, as the ritual progressed, my seatmate became increasingly upset. She crossed her arms tightly over her chest, clutching her prayer book to her body. At first I wondered if I had caused this by coming into her personal space, and wondered if I should distance myself. But might that not reflect the opposite to a lonely person -- moving away? The hurt and pain of rejection? I was reacting to the liturgy with curiosity and openmindedness -- she literally TURNED AND RAN.
I did not expect to speak with anyone after the service, and although I could have attended the Bar Mitzvah party, I really didn't want that much of a social experience in my day. I had planned to attend a local cherry festival, only upon my arrival I learned to my dismay that there were no cherries there whatsoever. Between that major disappointment, and having been up late the night before making sure I had clothes, I was tired, and napped, and woke to bikers in the hot tub. Don't we all?
An Open Letter To Lynne And All Seekers
Lord Peter Luther Christian writes: Dear Lynne:
I am moved by your efforts to reconnect with your spiritual side after wasting so many years of your life in bondage to pornography and in the thrall of atheism. And I am especially moved reading of the natural movement of your soul to Christ when you were 24. (Think how much happier you would be today if you had followed your heart then!) You understood then - and now, I think - that Christianity does indeed place great emphasis on love and forgiveness. We pray with our hearts to a Jesus who loves us and wishes us well.
You are again reaching out to God. This is not surprising, for the Love of God is in all of our hearts, waiting for our acknowledgment. Once, the locus of this love was the Jewish faith. But since Jesus, the spiritual content of judaism has been shifted over by the Holy Spirit to Christianity. All that remains of judaism is now empty ritual, stripped of its spirituality but now greatly elaborated upon by a rabbinate in denial, a fossil faith. Of course you "felt no spirituality, no rekindling of childhood ritual, no call to god," in your jewish temple, because frankly, there was none to be felt.
And you know it. So too did your neighboring seat mate. She ran because she felt the coldness, the spiritual emptiness that lies at the heart of judaism. To express this in terms that l-keford.com readers know from experience, going to a jewish temple to commune with God is like looking to an inflatable doll to serve the place of a real woman! It may look good on the box, but once you see the emptyness inside you cannot help but feel degraded. And I think that if you are honest with yourself, you will admit that you felt pretty stupid for wasting your time in a jewish temple that probably did not care one way or another that you showed up to begin with.
I am sure that a great many jewish persons reading this web site will take umbrage at my words. But be honest with yourselves, how many of you achieve spiritual fulfillment in your temples? How many of you even go to temples to pray to God?
Lynne, I understand that like many born jews, you have a further problem in that there is a cultural aspect to judaism that you do not want to let go of. The good news is that you do not have to! There are growing numbers of Messianic Temples in which you can retain your culture AND experience the love of Jesus. Truly you can get the best of both worlds, instead of the emptyness of the world you presently live in.
Lynne, you like to think of yourself as a free-thinker who decides for herself what is right. Fair enough. But don't you think you owe it to yourself to give Jesus a try, as you would have a generation ago had an atheist not dissuaded you? Be bold, Lynne. Follow the heart of your youth to Jesus, and be reborn in His Love!
Yours in Christian Love,
Peter Luther Christian
Lynne writes: Dear Lord Peter: I am honoured that you took the time to communicate with me regarding issues of spirituality through the unlikely medium of l-keford.com.
I tend to believe that no experience is wasted in the ultimate order of things, so I try hard not to look behind me and label myself a failure. I am not unhappy. Jesus has been a particular role model of mine for many years, though I would not accord him a divine status any more than I would Luke.
When I was 24, I decided that I had taken so many risks with so few ill effects that my life must be in the hands of God for me to have made it through. I reached out to the Christian Church, remembering the vindictive Jewish God of my childhood. As a person who is happiest when loving and being loved, I have always enjoyed the emphasis Christianity places on love and forgiveness.
But this time I am not reaching out to God. I am reaching out to Jews, specifically on account of my second best friend Luke's experiences with Judaism. Assuming we are hardwired for religion, which is one biosocial explanation for humanity's universal belief in a Grand Creator, the Love of God is indeed all of our hearts, including mine. My head tells me there is no such thing as a Creator, and to take responsibility for developing a strict moral code for my own behavior, including being considerate of others' religious beliefs.
The concept of the spiritual content of Judaism having been shifted over by the Holy Spirit to Christianity is very interesting. Is there an authority on this? And if Judaism has become empty ritual and a "fossil faith" as you suggest, would I not have some responsibility as a Jew to work toward its revival?
I have attended a great many western religious ceremonies, from Jehovah's Witness to High Catholic Mass, and I've sensed the presence of a love of God many a time. Lord Peter, you are exactly right. I felt no spirituality whatsoever inside that beautiful, historic synagogue.
Fortunately as a woman and a pornographer I've gotten used to being degraded, and as a nontheist I felt no blasphemy, so don't feel stupid at all for having had the temple experience. I feel better informed for it, for the ultimate purpose of understanding Luke a little better. Plus just getting dressed up for SOMETHING is rather fun, after a week in workout clothes. Your metaphor using the blow-up doll is wonderfully apt, Lord Peter, and it would also explain the decline in the Jewish birthrate in terms of Social Darwinism as applied to the dysfunctional institution of Judaism. Not that Jews are wasting their seed on blow-up dolls, but they certainly seem reluctant to create more Jews.
The world I live in is not empty, really. It is chock full of love. I love my dog, I love Luke, I love my brother, flowers and my new bunkbed. I am really very happy.
I don't know what Luke gets out of Judaism. Perhaps he prefers an intensely private sort of worship, rather than a touchy-feely religion. Perhaps NJG is correct -- Luke joined up to boff Jewish chicks because he felt their sexual mores were looser than Christian mores. Statistically speaking, Luke should be one of the 95% of the population which believes in a Creator, but I do not know if he goes to synagogue to worship or to think about boffing the chicks.
I am not attending services to worship God, but to acquaint myself with Luke's experiences. If I dress well and attend for six or eight weeks, I should be able to approach the regulars and see if there are other parts of the experience I would rather explore. Or I can try a another synagogue. But until I understand Luke's relationship to the Jewish religion, I cannot move elsewhere, whether Messianic Temple or Seventh Day Adventist Church.
As a woman it is not my place to light Luke's way, simply to be accepting and understanding and give Luke plenty of time and space to conduct his own spiritual search. We are slowly embarking upon the mission you set for us when Luke was in Australia and I was fighting for his self-esteem against those who would tear him down, in reciprocation for the way Luke stands by me in porn wars. Luke and I, through our devotion for one another, will pursue a spiritual adventure together which will benefit both of us.
Religion is not something one "tries," like one tries on clothes. I don't know what I would "try Jesus" on, although Jesus is one of my moral heroes. Certainly not Luke. If I am to embark on a spiritual journey, I need Luke as my navigator. It would be good for both of us. I trust Luke, and want him to have experience of confronting his own religious beliefs as part of the process. Never would I allow Luke to think for me, you understand, but I need a lot more time to observe and understand Luke's spirituality before I create my own, and I have taken only one tiny step along the path. Best wishes, Lynne.
Chaim: Regarding Lynne's sorry and all too typical experience among the jews, tell her to aggresively shop around for a different temple. I do not know how many there are over there, but maybe if there are a hundred or so, she will find one where strangers are treated with respect and warmth. Of course, there is no guarantee that such a temple will be jewish, but that is another matter.
Little Lord Peter
Nice Jewish Girl writes: Dear Lord Peter OBE:
I read your letter to Lynne. How interesting that you would try to convert her to Chrisitianity by saying that Temples are cold and Jesus is what happens next, and that every jew knows in their heart that temples are not where god hangs out.
I find it to be interesting because I know recovering Catholics and assorted other recovering Christians and they say the same thing about the Church! In addition, I have personally been inside a church in my neighborhood, a do-gooder church, if you will because they feed the hungry and homeless, the church is beautiful though. And I have personally heard the person conducting the services to blame the jews for all that is evil in the world! Right here in windy ol' p.c. liberal San Francisco!
Nonetheless I was completely shocked at this lecture. I had wandered into that church and many others for the same reason, the art and architecture, the stained glass windows, the beautiful high cielings...the ripped off paganistic rituals of altars and candle burning which were taken from the pagans in order to *convert* the heathens, the incense and myrrh, same reason.
And the wonderful eating of Jesus' body! Hehe. Now THAT's SHOCKING!! Why do people encourage eating of Jesus' body? With cardboard crackers yet. You would never see such awful crackers in a temple I'll tell you! In addition, ewwwww, that's sooo sooo....cannibalistic! YUCK!
Oh and how about the condemnation of everyone that isn't the same as you? Yeah you'll quote me some OBSCURE PASSAGE, but the truth is that the true haters of the world quote your bible constantly. So don't give me the b.s.
I think it's fine for you to believe what you want. Just don't condemn others or do missionary service which feeds pagan people in exchange for converting them to your religion. It's Christianity which killed the wonderful greek and roman gods, and egyptian, and every cultures gods and goddesses.
And anyways, jesus is just like Howard Stern. First of all, he was uglier than Howard, he prolly looked more like the guy at 7-11 than any European picture of him. He didn't have blonde hair and blue eyes. If he looked as decent as Howard it would be miraculous, and I'm sure Jesus had kinky hair, and was quite dark skinned, like Ali at the corner market, and prolly had a huge nose, and ate garlic. Jesus/Howard has followers, rabid ones, apostles and devotees, both consort with prostitutes, and have a history of trouble with women.
Jesus btw, has 12 lost years, now it's been documented that he went to India and learned those techniques of hinduism/buddhism, like most good jews are into that stuff. Howard is and most jews I know are into yoga/buddhism/eastern philosophy. BTW the Kaballah Temple down the street from Luke think all eastern philsophy is based on the Kaballah.
So there you have it. And we're back at Howard the jesus type jew. With followers.
Music Of Rebellion
Luke: In my continual search for new and more shocking material for my readers, I frequently turn to an evil Nazi, Dr. William Pierce, author of "The Turner Diaries."
Chaim writes to Luke and Marc Putative: This is really great stuff! This is how propaganda should be! Now seriously Marc, don't even you agree with some of the following? And is it not too bad that the world being the way it is, the likes of you and (especially) JDC are not permitted ever to give voice to opinions like this? The two of you are blind if you do not see that there are significant numbers of people who agree with much of what he says, and many many more who would agree if they ever got to read this. PS Luke, please forward this ADC broadcast to music critic JDC. Let us discomfit the servants to the ruling class.
Marc: check out inside.com to read about how the bronfman family will be reaping the rewards of rap music with the sale of universal next week. the pierce thing sent by chaim barely warrants a response from me.
Rumdar: Luke. Dr. William Pierce blames the Jewish media barons for contaminating the eardrums of hapless American youth with death metal music. Fine and dandy. But who do I blame for us adults being subjected to the excruciating sounds of Yanni, Kenny G. and John Tesh? Please tell me who I should hate.
Luke.. That girl Belinda with the sperm cell covered Jewish Star. Do I detect nose job?
Dr. William Pierce writes: Last year I got into the business of producing and distributing music. I had a couple of reasons for doing so. A general reason is that I want to continue to build my capability for communicating with the public through every medium that can be used effectively for that purpose, and music can be a very effective medium. A specific reason is that I wanted a medium for communicating with alienated young Americans who listen to a type of music known as "resistance music." These young Americans have grown up in multiculturalized America. They've been weaned on Jewish television programming. They've gone to racially mixed schools and been lied to by Politically Correct teachers about how everyone is "equal," about how we must all learn to get along with one another, that more and more "diversity" and multiculturalism are the irresistible wave of the future, and that no normal person should want to resist this wave anyway because it's good and, oh, so wonderful! The music these kids have heard while growing up has been very heavy on rock, and the media bosses are now phasing them into rap.
Instead of adapting to multiculturalism like good, little lemmings should, however, these young people have rebelled. The multicultural planners, the media bosses, have succeeded in alienating them, in cutting them loose from their roots, but the media bosses have not succeeded in making them like being uprooted; the Jews in Hollywood and New York have not succeeded in making the kids like or accept multiculturalism. The kids have rebelled in various ways that the planners of America's destruction simply didn't count on.
The healthiest elements among these young people have responded to their tribal instinct and have sought to reestablish their racial roots in one way or another. Resistance music has played an important role in this quest for roots and community and meaning. Some of the music expresses very explicit defiance of those who have attempted to force the kids into a multicultural life-style. It expresses anger against the government. It expresses resentment against the Jewish planners behind the government's multicultural programs. It expresses hostility against non-Whites and against everyone who is allied to the non-Whites; it is fighting music. All of this music which expresses anger and resentment and rebelliousness is properly called "resistance" music, and most -- though not all -- of it belongs to the "rock" genre.
Back in the mid-1950s the Jews began inaugurating many of their programs to multiculturalize America. One of these programs involved moving young Whites away from traditionally White musical forms and replacing these White musical forms with Black music. The most notable aspect of this program was the use of singer Elvis Presley to popularize rock 'n' roll among young White people. Before Elvis, rock 'n' roll was essentially a Black musical form, with Black roots, Black performers, and Black listeners. With their control of the popular-music industry and broadcasting, the Jews were successful in their effort to drag rock 'n' roll across the color line, just as they are succeeding now in popularizing another Black musical form -- rap -- among young Whites.
The Jews were so successful in popularizing rock among young Whites, in fact, that the kids eventually began to think of it as their music: as White music. Then young White musicians turned the tables on the Jews by writing their own rock lyrics, and their lyrics were rebellious lyrics, angry lyrics, defiant lyrics, lyrics which told the Jews, in effect, to go to hell, that young Whites would not permit the Jews any longer to force Whites to multiculturalize. The Jews responded by labeling the music with these defiant lyrics "hate music."
Despite the label, and despite the efforts of the Jews to suppress it by denying it access to the mass media, resistance music continued to attract new fans among young Whites. And the music evolved. The genre broadened. Resistance lyrics were written for some country music. My company, Resistance Records, sells this country music under the label "Johnny Rebel." Resistance music also incorporated other music from the past which had nothing to do with rock. Resistance Records, for example, also sells march music and other patriotic music from the very racially conscious Third Reich. On the Internet you can see a listing of all of the resistance music I distribute at resistance.com.
And all of this music, whether rock or country or German march music, is denounced by the mass media as "hate music" so long as it shows any trace of racial consciousness or resistance to multiculturalism. But as I said a moment ago it was the healthiest elements among our young people who gave expression to their tribal feeling in their music. Others have expressed their alienation in different ways -- in less healthy ways.
Some have rebelled against the unnatural environment of multiculturalism without really understanding fully what they are rebelling against. Instead of having a positive alternative to the Jews' programs, they have simply rejected everything -- or at least, everything traditional. They have become nihilists. Some have turned to Satanism as a way of expressing their anger against the traditional world they feel has let them down, a multicultural world in which they feel they have no place. Their music is full of Satanic imagery and mumbo-jumbo . There are pentagrams and goat's heads and cabalistic characters from the Hebrew alphabet in the graphics accompanying their music. Satanism is almost a parody of traditional Judaeo-Christianity, with chanting and rituals and priestly hocus-pocus and so on.
Satanic music should not be mistaken for pagan music. Pagan music is much more serious music, and its purpose is not so much to express resentment against Christianity as it is to give expression to the healthy religious feelings of pre-Christian Europe and to express an awareness of blood and soil and very deep racial roots. It is not nihilistic, and it really belongs with the other positive forms of resistance music: that is, with what the Jews denounce as "hate music."
The nihilistic music, on the other hand, is fine with the Jews. They would prefer, I believe, for everyone to be a good, little multicultural lemming, but if one must rebel against that, then the rebellion should take a nihilistic form. And of course, Satanism isn't the only form of nihilism. For example, there's a whole category of rock music which is called "Death Metal," and let me tell you, it is very sick stuff. It is totally hedonistic, like Satanic music -- you know, everything goes; if it feels good do it; you have no responsibility to anyone or anything but yourself; nothing is sacred; nothing is worthy of respect; nothing matters but your own personal pleasure. But Death Metal goes beyond hedonism: far beyond it. It is music that glories in perversity, music that seeks to defile, music that exalts sickness and unnaturalness and pain and decay and destruction and death. Its lyrics deal with cannibalism, with necrophilia, with bestiality, and with every other perversion imaginable. Torture and mutilation are very common themes. It's morbid, twisted stuff.
The concerts put on by these nihilist musical groups are quite extreme. They may involve people urinating or defecating on each other on stage. Sexual intercourse of various types may take place in the background. And real or simulated genital torture and mutilation may be part of the show. I know a fellow who plays in a rock band called "Genitorturers." And that's what they do: genital torture, live and on stage.
Now, you might wonder why I'm telling you about these things. First, I want you to know that I don't distribute such music and have no intention of doing so. Everything produced or distributed by my company, Resistance Records, is positive, healthy, racially oriented resistance music: what the Jews call "hate music." If the Jews hate it, I produce it and distribute it; if the Jews like it, I have nothing to do with it. But I do have two interests in nihilist music. My first interest is why this sick music, this Satanic and Death Metal music, is increasingly popular among young White people in America and in Europe. Why is it attractive to so many young people? I have some ideas about that, and I'll share them with you in a moment.
My second interest in this sick music is the Jewish connection. I mentioned that I know a fellow who plays in a Death Metal band. He sent me a CD he had produced, complete with Satanist symbols in the accompanying graphics for the jewel case. I was surprised to note that the CD had a Time Warner copyright. Marilyn Manson is probably the best-known performer in the Satanist music genre. His records are distributed by Interscope, which is a property of Universal Studios, which is owned by Jewish liquor-and-media billionaire Edgar Bronfman, Jr. One obvious reason the Jews produce and promote and distribute this sick music is simply greed. They pay to have it produced, they put their labels on it, and they sell it in their big record stores in New York and Los Angeles and San Francisco because they make money on it. An appallingly large number of White teenagers are attracted to the stuff.
Well, greed is just one reason. It is not surprising that where there is a market for something, the Jews will come crowding in and elbow everyone else aside in their eagerness to grab the profit for themselves. But why not try to make money from real resistance music also? There's a big, largely undeveloped market for that music too. Why do they leave that market to me and focus their own efforts on the necrophilia and Satanism and genital torture? They never permit any real resistance music to be sold in the big record stores where they sell their sick music.
You see, both resistance music and nihilist music, Death Metal music, are in a sense rebel music, music which expresses a rejection of what we might call the "mainstream" world. Resistance music fans reject the mainstream world because it has been multiculturalized, because it no longer is a White world, and they want to make it White again. Death Metal fans reject the mainstream world simply because they have become alienated and no longer have an attachment to anything but themselves. The Jews attempt to suppress the former music and promote the latter. And that fits right in with the general Jewish tendency: always promote that which is destructive and destroy that which is healthy.
And if you doubt that Death Metal music is really destructive, then you just haven't been exposed to it. You've led too sheltered a life to understand how much really nasty stuff is out there. Go to a Death Metal concert sometime. Read the lyrics to a few Death Metal songs. In fact, listen; I'll read to you a few lines from one of the more popular Satanist bands, Deicide. This is from a Deicide song called "Sacrificial Suicide":
Lust into reality / Satan angel of the black abyss, / Satan lord I hail / Insane blasphemous -- Satan / Sacrificial suicide, / Ritual to end my life / Behemoth incess my fate -- Satan / Damned to tell, end of my life / Wrath of God -- Satan / Sin my soul, blesses with fire / Throne of stone -- Satan / I must die, in my wake / Seventh gate -- Satan / Suicide, end my life / I must die -- Satan / Suicide sacrifice, thrust of evil deep inside / Lucifer never lies, take away thee mortal life / Demigod, Satan son, commend to body to the ground / Father Satan, I'll find peace when I am God.
Well, of course, much of that is simply gibberish and non-words, but the flavor is quite clear. The Jews understandably are a little shy about publicizing their involvement in this stuff where middle-class parents might find out about it and become alarmed. They'd just as soon you not ponder too much on the involvement of Time Warner's boss Gerald Levin or Universal Studios boss Edgar Bronfman in the production and promotion of Satanic music. But they're certainly not shy about rubbing your kids' noses in it. The Jews peddle this filth to confused White teenagers as shamelessly as any Black crack dealer selling his poisonous wares on a school playground.
I want to stress this point: the people promoting this filth are not just sleazy, marginal Jews in trenchcoats fresh off the boat from Russia. They are filthy-rich, billionaire Jewish media bosses, respectable Jews, the leaders of the Jewish community, Jews who own Hollywood film studios and arrive in long limousines at the White House for state dinners and have every politician in the Congress in their pockets. They are the Jews behind the multiculturalizing of America, the Jews who planned forced racial integration and open borders and Affirmative Action. They are the Jews whose programs have uprooted and alienated millions of young, White Americans. They are the Jews who, in response to the alienation and anger they themselves have caused, now sell Satanic and Death Metal music to American teenagers. That's an example of what they proudly call chutzpah.
And now the other question: why do any White kids tolerate this filth? Why is there a market for it? Why do 15-year-old White boys and girls from good families listen to lyrics with very explicit descriptions of sex with corpses? Why do they pay to go to concerts where they watch a woman on stage having her genitalia sewed shut with a needle and thread, to the screeching and thumping accompaniment of a rock band?
Part of the answer is obvious. Kids will do anything -- and I mean absolutely anything -- which is fashionable. They will put safety pins through their nipples or studs through their tongues without having a clue as to what it's all about, except that other kids in their peer group are doing the same thing. If the Jewish media bosses promote it, a substantial portion of the kids will do it without a second thought. And really, Death Metal is no worse than the rap music that the Jews also are promoting among young Whites. The young White lemmings, who are more or less acclimated to multiculturalism, go for the rap. Alienated young Whites without a clue tend toward the Death Metal. One advantage the latter music has is that it will shock their parents, even liberal parents, whereas liberal parents hardly can be shocked by rap without running the risk of seeming to be racists.
There's more than cluelessness and a desire to shock parents involved in the growing popularity of Death Metal, however. The music reflects a growing morbidity in the outlook of young White people. The growing suicide rate among young Whites also reflects this. Alienation is not a normal, healthy condition. When a large number of young people are uprooted and no longer have a clear sense of identity or a clear sense of belonging to a natural community, to a racial community, one should not be surprised at the development of various pathologies, such as hedonism and the fascination with death. One also should not be surprised at the various forms of destructive behavior -- especially self-destructive behavior -- which are becoming much more common among young White people.
One should not make the mistake of blaming bad behavior on the music, however. The kids who listen to this music already had problems. The music is a symptom of their pathology, not the cause of it. The Jews have destroyed their world, have cut them off from their roots, and that is what the kids are reacting badly to, not the music. When a kid who listens to Satanic or Death Metal music carves up a neighbor's pet -- or his own little sister -- in some sort of Satanic ritual, the music didn't make him do it; the Jewish media bosses and the politicians in the government who destroyed his world with their multicultural programs made him do it. And exactly the same thing can be said about White teenagers who plan and carry out massacres at their schools. The Columbine High School killers were Marilyn Manson fans, but Marilyn Manson didn't make them slaughter 13 people. Edgar Bronfman, Jr., who sells Marilyn Manson's music, made them do it: Edgar Bronfman, Jr., and his fellow filthy-rich Jews, who consciously and deliberately, with malice aforethought, planned the destruction of the White world we used to have in America, where White teenagers could grow up with roots in a healthy and natural way...
Luke: Sobent writes: the sad part is that everything this guy says is true in a lot of ways. ALL OF IT EXCEPT THE PARTS WHERE HE BLAMES JEWS FOR THE REASONS ALL THIS IS SO.... his commentaries on the musical listening habits of white teens and gen x'rs is pretty on...hip hop has gained a huge acceptance from white folks that werent listening to the s--- five years ago. as for the death metal/goth/satanic freaks, he is dead on. these kids are just f---ed in the head (at least the ones who are really into the scenes) Ive seen the Genitorturers and he doesnt exaggerate about their antics. oddly enough, the gens used to open for marilyn manson as they are both from florida. the scary part is how intelligent this hitler in drag really is....his message hopefully stays suppressed for as long as possible. but there are a lot of angry white boys that are lookin just for the medicine this snake charmer is sellin.
He is right in the fact that jews do run a lot of media outlets that do put forth a ton of negativity, whether it print, picture, or sound. but that is only rivaled by the protestant, olde british, fat cat, corporate slobs that ruin our environment with pollution, fatten the entire american public with food that anyones god would forbid, run a government that noone trusts or gives a f--- about, need i go on. i have heard of this guys record label, as it is the front runner in hate rock. Ill leave the whole argument on this note, that noone is thinking about. the bottom line is that we are talking about music. and point blank, this guys bands that he promotes suck dick. they can not play worth a s---. they play three chords max. most of the time they scream their lyrics. hardly ever does anyone have a somewhat decent f---in voice. and every sorry song shares the same boring f---in topic. hating jews. imagine buying anyones cd and everysong says the same s---. it would suck if anyone did that. thats what i think anyways. dont like? suck my jewish brissed dick.
Luke's Natal Chart
BrandyAlx1: Your Medium Coeli is in the Sign Pisces. You either have unrealistic career ambitions or no career ambition at all. You probably lack the determination to reach that goal or you will tend to be side-tracked by some other unreachable goal. In This position potential dishonor and disgrace exists.
BrandyAlx1: Your Medium Coeli is in House # 9. Your House # 9 is in the Sign Aquarius. You have unique ideas about religion but do not force them on others. You are concerned with the human race as a whole and your value system is unprejudiced. You tolerate your in-laws but are rather detached toward them.
BrandyAlx1: Your Saturn is in the Sign Pisces. You have a hard time living in the present. Echoes of bad experiences from your past activate your fears and imagination--blocking you from dealing with the daily demands of your life, and so you become moody. Your Saturn is in House # 10. You choose ambitious goals that require dedication and commitment to a hard career. Your drive for success is sparked by your need for status as much as it is by your intense desire for financial rewards.
Helpful: Luke? Not assertive? You can't become Asshole of the Month without some balls. Maybe you should drop that bomb, "Ya know Toots I was Hustler's Asshole of the Month." That should drop her jaw. You remind me of me sometimes. One foot in adulthood and one in adolescence. That's not a put down. Just an observation. Luke you willed a career out of jacking-off. Don't discount how difficult that was. :-)
