Friday, June 16th, 2000
David Woodrow Talks Back
Earlier this week, I ran this: I talked by telephone with new contract girl Ashley and her husband John. I met them with Loretta at Erotica LA on Sunday.
John: "You caught us in the middle of this one. [Talent agent David Woodrow] had a shooting with The Londoners (they shoot nude pictorials for Penthouse, etc). We supposedly owed him money for agency fees. The Londoners were to give us a $500 check for that day. David says, you guys owe me $300 for jobs I've gotten you. Fine.
"We were going to do a shoot for Hustler the next day and we wanted to make sure that he had made arrangements for us to get paid that same day. So we allowed him to take the $300.
"We did the shoot over a week ago for Clive McClean and Hustler and we still haven't gotten paid [LF: they were paid Monday]. And David knew we wouldn't get paid. That's how Hustler's bookkeeping works. David lied to us by saying that he'd made arrangements with Hustler to get paid [that day] so he could get his money. We gave him the money and it's left us broke.
"We've heard from other girls who've had some bad experiences with him that we've come in contact with..."
Luke to Ashley: "It sounds like you had a bad experience."
Ashley: "Yeah... I just find it weird that everybody [talent agents] get their fee for getting their girl work, but it is illegal to take money from somebody for having sex. I know that. I've been through the courts for that, in California and Nevada... And for him to come to my job (The Londoners), I think that's totally unprofessional. I hate him. It messed up my makeup and everything. My expressions for my face. It ruined my day. I haven't talked to him since, but when I do, I'm going to let him have it."
Mad Jack: "Ashley and John are under my wing now. And we're coming out to LA this week and looking to shoot. And I'm bringing Senneca and Fawna. Folks who want to shoot them should email me, madjack@lvcm.com."
Ashley: "Loretta is a great woman. She's not screwing anybody. She is part of Woodrow's operation."
I talked Monday evening to Loretta, who works with David Woodrow. Woodrow concentrates on placing talent in mainstream entertainment and Loretta, a tall blonde with a husky voice, concentrates on what she knows best - adult.
"That's a bunch of crap," said Loretta when I relayed Ashley and John's comments.
"If Mad Jack's got them under his wing... He has no claim to them," says Loretta. "We have a signed agreement with them. If anyone wants to book these girls, including Fawnna, people have to go through me. Haloxx@aol.com.
"Who is this Mad Jack idiot? He's a f---ing liar. I'm still Ashley's manager."
Loretta's worked in porn since 1991. She ran Hustler's photo studio through 1995. Over the past few years, she's been putting people together.
At the webmaster convention IA2000 in Las Vegas in January, Loretta ran into her friend of eight years, talent agent David Woodrow. They decided to work together.
Luke: Friday afternoon I talked with David Woodrow to get his side of things.
David: "I am a manager, not an agent..."
Luke: "Ashley was saying that you came on to her Londoner shoot and upset her and caused her to smudge her makeup and take bad photos, because you were so eager to get your $300 fees. And you told her that Hustler would pay her that day, and instead she had to wait days to get paid."
David: "I have all these kids under a contract that basically allows me and them to do anything to each other within reason. So, for example, I can cash her checks and I have 30 days to pay her. It is a typical management contract from the real world. We're starting to use them now for the nudity stuff to cover our butts because these girls are f---ing around with our commission.
"Ashley owes me over $500 still and she's owed me money for months. So I went down to the set to get some of the money. I was tired of f---ing waiting for her. Because she kept promising me that she was going to bring it in. She never did. She missed three jobs when she didn't show up. One of them was for Hustler. And they were so pissed off it was hard for me to talk them into reshooting her. She actually booked the job, confirmed that she was going to come, and then never showed up. And she did that twice to the Londoners."
Luke: "Did you tell her that she'd get paid the same day by Hustler?"
David: "In my 14 years of doing business with Hustler, I've had models paid the same day they were shot. And if the paperwork gets done properly, it will happen. The problem with Ashley was that she had already not shown up once. And they weren't even sure she was going to show up the second time they booked her. So until she actually got there and started filling out the paperwork, it was too late for her to get paid that day. I think she got paid four days later.
"But the real problem was her and her no-show. They had a bitter taste in their mouths and I had to talk them into giving her another chance.
"And the other problem with her is that she needs to quit doing drugs and get her head screwed on properly. Because she's pissing off a lot of people and as cute as she is, it's only going to last so long."
Luke: "You have offices where?"
David: "Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Chicago, Boston, Hawaii. I'm expanding all over the United States. 323-960-4336.
"We're in the middle of a Hustler Hometown Girls Models search. We're going all over the United States. We're going on location and shooting. We're next going to Chicago. We run ads to find girls. Go there and shoot the girls on location, which is unusual. Normally we bring the girls to LA."
Jewish Porn Girl
Stefanie, webmistress/demon slayer at Homegrownvideo.com, writes: Hey
Luke! Attached are two pictures of www.homegrownvideo.com girl, Belinda.
She appeared in Eye Contact 2 wearing a Star of David necklace as Farrell
Timlake hosed her with splooge. What do you think? Nice girl keeping
the faith or sacrilegious hootchie?
Luke: Are you Jewish?
Stefanie: No, I'm Catholic. So naturally, I'm ashamed of everything! :)
ProDriver: I agree with Curious. MORE SNATCH and TITS!! Oh, and that Belinda chick, with the Star of David on her?...HOT!! Would love to spunk that face, and watch it drip on to and foul her symbol!! YOU ROCK!!
Helpful checks in: Well, Luke? I was right wasn't I? TITS do equal HITS! BTW all you adult webmasters out there I am available for outside consulting for your site. Rates are very reasonable. Luke's just my charity case.
Girls Who Should Be In Porn
Jeff: OK, there are plenty of mainstream actresses / celebs who we all dream of seeing in a porn flick someday; Shania, Janet Gunn, Nikki Cox, etc, etc... But what is your list of models who are sooooo close, but they just aren't doing it yet?
Here's mine:
1. Linda O'Neill - a regular at bluenudes.com - best body in this galaxy. See her in the "Linda Bound" series of pics .... whew!!!
2. Brooke Burke - the hottie on "E! Hot on ____". Also appeared in a series of nude shots at bludnudes.com. Yummy!!!
3. Kathy Derry - the babe on the workout series, "Fitness Beach"
4. All of the rest of the workout babes...
Porn Changes
Pokechopper writes on RAME:
BOOB JOBS: Boob jobs were the worst thing to ever hit porn. Some of the women look absolutely ridiculous and it's totally different than the natural look of the women 20-25 years ago.
GOOD LOOKS: In my opinion, however, more gorgeous women are in porn now, than in the past. Twenty years ago, I don't call any woman more gorgeous than Nikki Dial, Chasey Lain, or Tera Patrick.
INCREASED CONDOM USE: Of course, because of the AIDS epidemic, increased condom use is a big difference now vs. twenty years ago. As a matter of fact, I don't think that I have one porn flick from the earlier days that a guy has a condom on at all. Those were the good old days.
THE FUTURE: As for the future, unfortunately, porn will get worse and worse. Pissing videos will be the #1 selling genre in the US. DISGUSTING!!!!! (Right now, they're banned). Videos will take things to the extreme and we'll have our first porn star who will die on the set while performing some heinous, ridiculous scene like a rape scene or a strangulation-f---ing scene. What else will happen? I expect Jill Kelly's tired ass to still be in the business and I expect some wench (possibly Jasmine St. Clair's sorry ass) will set the newest gangbang record by f---ing the nation of China.
Tommy: In 1975 the same 8-10 women were in every f---ing film, and half of them were dog-butt ugly (Marlene Willoughby, Aunt Peg, Annie Sprinkle). On the positive side, no tattoos, implants, or shaved pussies. Also, only a relatively few hardcore loops and full length movies were being produced.
MarMac: The girls are MUCH more attractive than they were 25 years ago! They are younger looking, more shapely and more enthusiastic. I remember when there were a few superstars who were real lookers (Annette Haven, Seka, Kelly Nichols), but the most wouldn't last a day today (except maybe in a Rodney Moore video). Its interesting that skanks like Lisa De Leeuw, Vanessa Del Rio, Juliet Anderson are considered "legends" in the business. They wouldn't even get their foot in the door today!
Spacefreak:
Golden age porn:
natural looking girls
no implants
no condoms
true movies (instead of compilation videos)
better plots (we are talking about cinema in the end)
greater sexual acting
Current porn:
more attractive girls
increased number of female porn stars
better lingerie
frequent anal f---shots
> Also what will be the > biggest diffeences 20-25 years from now?
Sadly there will be much more women abuse, the scenes will get more violent and newcomers will be younger. Straight from the high-school into the industry for a rough & merciless Max H.C. ride...
Porn at the Drive-In
Mixie writes on RAME: LuvBooty1 mentioned in the thread Your Reaction To Your First X-Rated Movie that he saw a porn flick at the drive-in. I have heard this mentioned before and I find it extraordinary. I presume he was talking about somewhere in the USA. Here in Australia, porn has only ever been legal on video. Not in cinemas (although some do operate openly in Melbourne and Sydney), and certainly NOT at the drive-in. Were (are?) porn films allowed in regular drive-ins where kids can sneak peaks through the invariably poorly maintained hedges or fences? What about screens that are visible from the highway? How many poor parents innocently driving past had to explain to their kids what that nice lady was doing with the funny-looking pink sausage? Surely the local authorities cannot have permitted this. What's the story, America?
Voyager7 writes: I cut my teeth, knawing on the steering wheel, watching porn at the drive in during my joe-college years..... Not too bad, you could sit back, smoke hash, take in the eye candy and leer at your neighbors.... :-) All the drive ins I attended (3 different ones) did not have their screens facing the highway and two were kinda in the middle of nowhere, though I am sure, if one was into hiking, they could get some free eyecandy at the fence line. Only thing, they would miss all that great audio! The only films I remember seeing from that period were Deep Throat and Caligula (actually I was out of college at the time of Caligula and was court-and-sparking my warden, trying to impress her. Lucky girl, eh!) There was this "commercial" shown before and between the features, evidently trying to encourage people to go to the "snackbar". It showed an xxxtreme closeup of a cunt, probably knarly and hairy back in those years, with two hands approaching it, with a voice-over xxxclaiming, "It takes two hands, to handle a Whopper!". (A take-off on a Burger King hamburger TV commercial at the time). This always made the natives restless! As you can see, I am low maintenance and easily amused!
Keep It Stupid, Simple!
Helpful writes: Luke, Congratulations on your massive surge in hits Wednesday. You yourself point out that this was driven by interest in your photographic coverage of a gang bang featuring a Howard Stern loser. I don't want to tell you how to run your website, but I feel compelled to point out the obvious ... your readers are MORONS! Have you ever noticed that when you cover a story on say adult webmaster credit card concerns or yet another porner domestic violence case your traffic is DOWN, but when there are FREE photographs of nude women being debased and humiliated traffic goes UP! (BTW wouldn't "Domestic Violence" be a great title for a XXX video series?) Let's face it Luke you are not getting any younger. You have to move on to the next phase of your career evolution, but to do that you have to fully exploit l-keford.com as your star making vehicle. You have to, as we say, "PIMP DIS BITCH OUT! You have to make this site far more user friendly (i.e., stupid) to attract the hordes of pedestrian porn fans.
Here are a few modifications that would easily double your traffic in less than a month. Guaranteed!
1) Xnay on the Ynnelay Opatinlay (I used pig Latin to avoid offending her in a semipublic forum) Her ramblings are poison! She is far too educated and opinionated for your site. Strong women scare MORONS. Especially strong, tattooed, gun totin' women.
2) s--- can the credit card industry crap! Your average reader does not have a job let alone a credit card. MORONS only read about things that relate directly to their hum drum lives.
3) Limit Chaim to 5,000 words per day. I find him very funny, but I have been to college and therefore get his sly ethnic NY Jewish humor. I love Woody Allen. Your MORON readers, however, only know Woody Allen as the voice of an animated ant or as the "guy who married his Japanese sister or somethin'." 5,000 words max! And no polysyllabic words either, Chaim! Keep in mind your average MORON reader thinks that the island of Manhattan is next to Hawaii.
4) Remember the "Three B's." Boobs! Butts! Beavers! That is what your MORON readers seek. Everyday there should be gratuitous FREE nude photos available. What if a story does not lend itself to a nude photo? Who cares! Put one in anyway. We're talking MORONS here. You can add a fourth "B" for Boners in deference to your three female readers Lynne, NJG, and Goddess. Hi Ladies!
5) Finally, this is the tuffy, less Luke F-rd on l-keford.com. Sorry Luke, but MORONS and even intelligent people don't give a rat's ass about your vegetarian diet, your masturbation diary, your religious hang ups, or any other aspect of your mundane personal life. Every day when you sit down to your computer just repeat this mantra: "Keep it stupid, Simple!"
Remember. This is America, Luke. There is absolutely no shame in whorin'
out what you love for the sake of money. Now I want three nude photos
below this letter, pronto. Boobs! Butts! Beavers!
Chaim Amalek writes: 5000 words are not enough. 5000 words are not enough. 5000 words are not enough. 5000 words are not enough. Hi Luke! Me like Tits, boobs, dick in cunt, sex, booze, dope, beer!
Luke: If I am going to pander to the lowest common denominator, I will at least do it with uplifting messages.
Dear reader:
When you see photos of beautiful naked women on my site, which I really don't want to post because such pictures are against Biblical notions of modesty but I will post anyway to get your drooling hits, please realize that the yearning you feel towards these nubile babes is but an intimation of how your soul yearns for God. So go study the Bible.
Tara Patrick Is Hot
Lou Scorbick writes: Luke- Just bought on DVD a movie called "Carribean Undercover" starring Tara Patrick, and all I have to say is... VAAA VAAA VAA VOOMMM!!!! This girl is absolutely stunning!!! Once again bringing up the classic addage, "way too hot for porn." This girl could be a model. Her face is gorgeous, her body is perfection and her sexual antics are unbelievably erotic. This woman should be knighted by the Queen, or have her own currency printed. Who needs that ugly-ass Native American on the gold dollar! I want Tara Patrick!!! I read some stuff on your site about her, but now I need Luke F-rd to get off his lazy Jewish ass and actually write something on his own site. What can you tell us about Tara? What inside information do you have? What's her deal??? Where have you gone, Luke F-rd Journalist, a nation turns it's horny eyes to you... woo woo woo...
The movie itself isn't so great, with Steven St. Croix shooting a gonzo documentary on the tape as well that ends with some heroin looking chick dancing pathetically. I'd like to give Steven the benefit of the doubt and assume he was making a statement on desperation, but,... come on now. St. Croix ain't no Fellini, nor Ed Wood. But man oh man, Tara Patrick.... I need a shower....
In other news: although I don't contribute that often to your site, I was also disappointed I wasn't listed as one of your wacky band of eccentric freaks posting on your site. In a way, l-keford.com is like the Howard Stern extended dysfunctional family, except without the talent or humor. But then again, porn stars are like actors without acting ability so maybe the parallel is appropriate. Keep up the great work, my fine Jewish-wannabee friend! The Torah is an examination and questioning of God, and so is your site. Of course, if you hook me up with Tara Patrick, I'll convert to Scientology or take it up the butt from Matt Ramsey,... your choice! Give her my email: galifrey@aol.com! I'm a nice Jewish boy, I'll treat her well!!!
Puerto Rican Day Parade Videos
Ridley99 writes on RAME: News Note: on Sunday June 11, the annual Puerto Rican day Parade in New York city turned into a melee, when gangs of men accosted over 40 women in Central Park, in many case dousing them with water, then ripping off thier clothes and groping them, and even in some cases fingering thier privates.
How long will it be before Anabolic buys up all these video-tapes and releases them under the title: "Wilding in the park# 1",
"There is definitely a market for this type of entertainment" Anabolic proclaims.
About the tapes themselves: The talent: some sexy mommas including European talent, French Tourist and English nanny and a whole lot of sumptious Senioritas in all kinds of states of undress. The male Talent is the same thing we always see, parolees and ex-convicts.
Technical qualities: terrible camera work, shaky cameras , but that is the least of the problems, Patrick Collins has to show these guys how to film a mega groping, there is no window into the action, all we see is the back of the guys, hard to see the talent .Its like a movie directed by Rob Black.
Whats Hot: The weather. a stifling 95 degrees and humid.
Comedy: a highlight of the tape is when a female jogger her clothes ripped to shred runs up to a bunch of cops and is amazed to find herself arrested when she disturbs the wonderful nap the Blue knights were enjoying. Another high-light is the image of a group of fat cops enjoying the spectacle, as they keep their barricades from causing mischief, "Better then that f---en Roman movie" says one of the officers.
Mayor Rudy immediately backed up his police force , commenting that the police barricades are expensive and should be protected at all costs. But one thing is for sure We have seen the future, as Video Cameras get smaller and lighter, they will be omni-present. 10 years from now when video-cameras will literrally fit into your watch every incident, every crime, everything and anything will be on film. and then broadcasted automatically onto the internet. sure I missed out on making my directing debut in Central Park this weekend but there is still hope. Next week there is another parade down 5th ave. the young urban male parade, followed the week after by the paroled rapist parade. I smell Oscar.
Teri Weigel In Toronto
Hank writes: Luke, I took in Teri Weigels' show last night at the House of Lancaster here in Toronto. I gotta tell ya, this is the perfect example of a porn star jumping on the dance circut to milk it for money.
What dancing she did was more like watching a grand mal seizure, then she takes the microphone and SINGS!! BADLY!!....she has stripping and rock singing all mixed up... "give it up for the owners, everyone!!"
She then does the requisite walk thru the audience, victimizing the patrons, then ends her show by walking all thru the place and kissing each man or woman there and thanking them for coming out, finishing up by tongueing a house dancer deeply. Dunno if she is flipping any here, as she often does, at least then she is playing to her strong suit....without a doubt, this woman enjoys sex, and this plays tremendously on film, but man, she needs some dance lessons.
The House of Lancaster, by the way, is remodeled to the tune of millions, and is back on top in a strong Toronto market...more "names" coming to town in the future.
Jim Gunn Releases Lesbian Teenyboppers
JimGunn.com writes: Fort Lauderdale, FL- Jim Gunn is pleased to announce the latest new release from the Jim Gunn Productions line, "Lesbian Teenyboppers", debuting 6-27-00.
This all-girl video features: § Seven brand new Florida girls! § Six full sex scenes! § All 18-21 year old newcummers! § First time lesbian lust! Eighteen-year-old tramp Denee and all her sexy teenage girlfriends are one bunch of horny sluts! These South Florida sluts get hot and heavy on each others' nubile young bodies in some of the sexiest first-time lesbian lust ever captured on video. From the experimental curiosity and passion of their debut sapphic experiences to multiple girl group gropes complete with huge toys, these barely legal babes just love to get it on! Out in the warm tropical sun these youthful lipstick lasses lose their lesbian virginity for my camera and your pleasure! "Lesbian Teenyboppers" will be available on VHS & DVD.
Street Date- June 27th, 2000. Jim Gunn Productions also continues to charge forward under it's motto "Only The Youngest Models Allowed By Law". Look for a mid-summer release for volumes number one of two new boy-girl series- "Naughty Schoolgirls" featuring the hottest vignettes of barely legal schoolgirl action and "Brazilian Babes", featuring all-anal action from the most lascivious Latina lasses on location in sunny Rio de Janeiro! Check us out at the AVN Expo in Las Vegas between July 8-10 under the Avalon Entertainment banner inside the GVA booth!
Also check out my premium membership web site, LesbianLoving.com, containing hundreds of exclusive images and MPEG video clips for connoisseurs of all-girl erotica. Super saleswoman Gigi Appleton of Avalon Enterprises is handling domestic distribution of the Jim Gunn Productions line at 888-777-0969. For publicity, international and or other inquiries Jim Gunn himself can be reached at 800-238-5198 or jimgunn@jimgunn.com.
DaShow writes on RAME: Randy Detroit has made some terrific "home" type films and he is really funny to watch in his own productions. He doesn't use porn "stars", just average ladies. Is he still in the "business"?
Someone: Yes he is. He is revamping his web site but I recently bought a whole lot of volumes of his Headmaster series directly from him. Best oral series I have ever seen, IMHO. Most of the girls I have never seen before and will probably never see again. It's not a slick production. No cheesy music or annoying camera affects. I am in NYC and his videos are hard to find so I emailed him and bought them direct. He ships fast.
Camp Erotica Open
Brother Terry writes: Good news, Luke! Camp Erotica will be open for summer camping fun starting this weekend. The health code violations are behind us, and now it's time for all that good, clean, wholesome fun that Camp Erotica is so famous for! Boys and girls coming to Camp Erotica can look forward to a summer filled with weinie roasts, Jay-bird swimming, topless potato sack races and countless games of Hide-the-Sausage. The youngsters will be challenged to learn about leather craft and knot tying from Thrill Kill, one of our strapping , young counselors. They will expand their horizons by participating in educational nature hikes led by Nasty Nurse Nancy. They will feast on the nutritious meals prapared especially for them by Chef Gore and his assistant Rocketboy. All this, plus the watersports that we are so well known for, being situated right on the shores of Lake Tittikaka. Mom and Dad, there are still a few spots available for that "special" camper of yours. Boy or girl never been to camp before? No problem! We specialize in "first-timers." For more info, visit our website, www.mondofamilyfilms.com.
What's The Gimmick?
Hiroshi writes: I read your site all the time and I have a question about the way you report on certain porn stars and the way you allow others to speak about them printing other comments. Do you really dislike the porn stars or is it a gimmick and I just haven't caught on to it? I like to think I'm a bright guy - I'm working on my masters in paleobotany (like dinosaur hunters, only for plants) for some of the comments are beyond the gimmicky chaffing all the way to cruel, while embracing the rankest elements as if you want to hold them up as an example of the best porn has to offer in a most sneering and sarcastic manner.
Everyone has a gimmick like Howard Stern and Jerry Springer so I was wondering if this was just a gimmick and the girls know it, and your readers know it, because some of the terse comments by some are repeated by others as if they were fact and it seems to snowball. Brandy Alexandre is a good example. If I hadn't personally read her web site and seen her writing I might be convinced she's the crackpot people make her out to be like the recent suggestion based on her being a Mormon. But I have found her to be nothing less than an intelligent, thoughtful, mature and interesting woman. By contrast Jenna Jameson gets heaps of praise yet her comments expose her as a street corner quality trollop who deserves none of the attention she's received.
I have met many porn stars at conversations and have maintained a number of what I hope I can call friendships with some "backstage". XXX is a kind and sensitive person who is truly hurt by your trademark gimmick(?) of subjecting people to undo ridicule. Even the lawsuit hasn't prevented you from repeating what prompt the suit in the first place and continuing to suggest she had sex with a dog. You almost appeared genuine when you reported on your pornland tour with the pictures from the clinic, but I found myself feeling sorry for the people pictured now being associated with your site and themselve now subject to ridicule as if they too had done a dog.
Maybe I missed Luke F-rd Orientation Day. None of it makes sense to me. I think the reason I keep coming back is because I'm hoping someday it will "click" and suddenly all make sense. Can you shed any light on this at all?
Luke: I rarely make cruel comments about porners though I frequently publish the cruel comments about others. I specialize in portraying people as they really speak, and as how people really regard them. I try to cut through the baloney to the truth, whether the truth is kind or cruel. Porners who conduct themselves well, such as Nina Hartley, Russ Hampshire, David Sturman, rarely receive much ridicule here or elsewhere.
Sugar is the Enemy of the White Man
Chaim Amalek writes: Luke, Steve Neece was just scratching the surface of the truth in his denunciation of sugar! Sugar is responsible for a vast amount of crime in the Americas because the white man's hunger for the stuff led to the importation of black slaves from Africa to do the back-breaking work of cultivating sugar cane on plantations.
Here is how the Golden Triangle worked: Black slaves would cultivate sugar cane, which in one form or another (some drinkable) was sent to England and Europe to meet white demand (the beginning of our racial downfall). The proceeds were used to manufacture beads, trinkets and other trade goods that the white man used to buy black slaves from black slavers in Africa, who were then shipped to the Americas to grow more cane. The result is all around you.
"Don't you know that refined sugar is poison and has killed more people than all the hard drugs combined." And it has killed even more people, if you include the those murdered by the descendants of the slaves brought here to provide us with the processed stuff.
"Porn is mostly junkfood sex for sexual cripples and subhuman morons. As the IQ of the nation sinks ever lower porn will devolve along with it. If it addicts the bottom 9/10 of the gene pool and prevents them from breeding then it will have served its best possible purpose." This is a very interesting observation. Could it be that porn is part of some vast Planned Parenthood type conspiracy to practice eugenics on the white race, boosting quality at the expense of quantity? I wonder how many children are born to heavy consumers of porn, versus those who do not spend money on porn. (And yes, the arrow of causation that I am looking for here might well point in the other direction.) While the liberals don't like to admit it, the Margaret Sangers of the world who first championed birth control were white racists who believed in the betterment of the human race through eugenics.
It is a shame that the writers for "The X-Files" never got beyond that hokey UFO theme to explore the broader strains of paranoia in American society. Heck, they never even addressed the "Protocols".
PS DON'T PRINT THIS: Luke, our next meeting will be at Arlington National Cemetery by the grave of XXXXX at the next full moon. I have been promised by "Levi" and "Saul" that a career for you in Big Media will be one of the items up for discussion. Remember - I met you on the level, and I depart from you on the square.
What Brings Lord Peter To l-keford.com?
J.D. Considine wrote a few weeks ago: "What brings you to l-keford.com, [Lord] Peter [Luther Christian]? Did you wind up here after doing a Lycos search on keyword "sinners"? Just wondering."
Lord Peter writes: Dear Mr. Ford:
The proper place for a Christian seeking to spread the good news of Christ is among those who have yet to receive it. Unlike Judaism, we are the world's most inclusive club - come join us! Once you have accepted that you can be saved, you will be accepted and cherished for who you really are.
Yours in Christian Love, Lord Peter Luther Christian, OBE
Goddess writes: Fruit smoothies, popsicles, fruit juices? Geez, Luke, why don't you just buy yourself a five pound sack of Domino sugar and a spoon and cut out the middle man? Too damn bad you don't know somebody with bulging biceps and whipcord thighs who could give you diet and exercise tips.
Lynne writes: Dear Luke: I am off to synagogue for the first time in thirty years with much trepidation, not only over the usual female stuff like appearance and clothes, but the usual human stuff of confronting the unknown. Representing not only myself but other Jews from our little virtual community, and not just Luke but also Chaim, NJG, Amy Steinberg and a lot of pornographers, I feel a heavy weight resting on my shoulders. My husband should carry that for me, and I should be able to follow his guidelines and let him speak for us, but I am a widow with no man to speak for me. I must be modest and gracious and, unlike Luke, wear my underwear on the inside. I must not tell anyone ANYTHING until the fourth date. If I use the condom in my purse, I went to the wrong place.
Webmaster News
Chris aka Pornoman writes on Netpond: I want something to pull us out of this tailspin the biz seems to be in. I would like to publicly thank RB for saying something that no other sponsors, especially the partnership program operators, will admit.. The sky is falling. I know Ron [Levi] is comfortable with his cars and everything else.. and I owe no one more than I owe Ron and CE [Cybererotica.com], they blazed a great trail for me and have made me a ton of money.. I am still doing great on follow me and havent switched to ce free yet cause of those good numbers.. You can tell things are changing cause if you look at yishais links he is sending most affiliate traffic straight to dialer with no credit card option.. so that will lead to some heavy phone bills in the next 60 days..
Prep writes: Luke, Hoping you would pass along mention of a new payment method which webmasters should look forward to integrating into their sites beginning July 15th. PaidCard.net is finishing the beta testing for their pre paid internet debit card which affords merchants no chargeback exposure! As you know similar cards exist, however, PaidCard has working relationships with over 10,000 domestic convenience stores for card distribution and is receiving calls daily from retail and high risk merchants who wish to accept PaidCard. Foreign distribution deals have been struck with representatives in Russia, Cyprus, Greece and Sweden for international card distribution and additional relationships are being put in place. Those seeking additional information can e-mail company COO Matt Kerper at mkerper@paidcard.net.