Tuesday, June 13th, 2000
Dynamite Gangbang
Porn star Dynamite turns 21 years old today and to celebrate she will have sex with 21 guys while her husband Gary watches.
I talked Tuesday morning to Highpitched Eric, a Howard Stern listener who won the right to be the 21st guy. He'll be losing his virginity at age 29.
The event was plugged on Howard Stern this morning and will take place at Rob Spallone's new shooting place. It will be carried live on Realpornworld.com.
Kimberly writes: I have been reading your columns for the past two years. One of the stories that caught my attention was about sex.com and the cast of characters.
Now I am reading that Stephen Cohen plans to sue you, Wired, and several other news sources who have been covering his exploits.
There are new players in this sordid tale. My partner, Lew Payne, who owns Persian Kitty and several other websites, has been served with legal papers demanding that he turn over his website, sexbytes.com. The rumor is that sex.com is suing every owner of domain names that contain the word *sex*. Why? Who knows! Don't they have enough problems with the ongoing battle between Gary Kremen and Stephen Cohen?
I went through this same battle when babenet.com threatened me. They wanted me to turn over my babe.net website to them. My attorney told babenet's attorney where they could find the local courthouse, and eventually babenet.com disappeared.
Cancer Relapse, Web Slime Plague Leslie Glass
Aurore Dupin writes: Maybe WE heard it first, but we would MUCH PREFER not to get the story below. Word leaked out among some.
Friday June 9 at 12:30 EDT Leslie Glass painfully and movingly told of her SECOND major relapse since her multi-sited cancer outbreak September 1998. "I just came from the hospital. I had a tumor between my colon and my ovary, as big as a bowling ball."
LG called her first tumor as "the size of a grapefruit" but the MM size that she read us from the lab seemed more a tennis ball. Either situation scares me.
Our promised Monday Blockbuster slipped to Tuesday; on Sunday June 11 she could barely speak. Monday she gave the GO but said she requested little publicity, just time to heal. We will have an EXCLUSIVE in July.
Agent Steve Chase [who gave more info on FAKE AIDS TESTS for Wednesday] gave us a few contacts for to set up a Charitable Foundation for adult performers who have debilitating diseases. Beside Leslie, Playboy's Rebekkah Armstrong has HIV; Sherry Kanopski remains in a wheelchair [and on Welfare] from a car accident, and how many others? Would perchance Super Lawyers like John Weston in Los Angeles or Herald Price Fahringer use their major moxie to get it done fast???????
We have joined other key players recently to advocate better treatment for and a new attitude about TALENT. Often it seems like only the VERY TOP PEOPLE care about those things; others say "It's just a strip club."
Well, many top people helped Leslie, the primo mobiles of Penthouse and VIVID, Jenteal and a secret angel. But their help did not cure cancer; Leslie SAID she took care of herself but often seemed ill easily. By contrast, their help renewed made Leslie drop her SECOND BOMBSHELL.
When she got sick, many Porners and Others posted banners and asked for donations. "I have never seen any money from them." Steve Chase confirmed his place at the TOP by saying: SUE!
Leslie stands nowhere nearly ready to do THAT. But Pig Porner Slime, after Tossing Luke and Faking AIDS tests, now steal money from INSIDERS with CANCER. Quoth Steve: "They'll NEVER learn. We'll just have to teach them a lesson." Our LG Exclusive runs July.
Jeannie Rivers Superstar
Noelfr writes on RAME: Jeannie is among the list of new stars that have me enjoying fresh faces in Porn right now (Tera Patrick, Skylar Knight, Jeannie, Violet Love, etc.). She's attractive, has a great looking full ass (Any shot of her walking away from the camera is a MAJOR treat.), and does not shy away from guys with big dicks. ]
She's been paired with Jake Steed (Pick Up Lines), Jack Napier (There's Something about Jack), and Peter North (North Pole). She takes it all in, hard, and fast. My best scene? Her scene with Jack Napier. She actually looks like she's enjoying him to the fullest, losing herself in the scene at the very end, kissing him, hugging him, and appearing to be getting royally f---ed by his big tool (The biggest in the business, in my opinion.)
Hearing she's with Ed Powers is a let down. How can she even act like she's going to enjoy Little Ed after Jake, Jack, and Peter? C'mon, be realistic.
John: Since Ginger Lynn is back in the biz, at least for the present time, I'd like to know if she has done any other movies [outside of the lame performance with Sean Michaels in "Torn"] or photo stills [like Suze Randall's stuff] with Black porn actors? If so, which ones? If not, why not? I'd personally like to see her get a good workover by Mr. Marcus ending with a generous facial. If you ask me, Ginger has a lot of catching up to do [in the interracial dept.] since she avoided such couplings for whatever reasons [outside of the so-so performance with Tony El-Lay] the first time around. I'm sure there are others besides myself, who'd like to see Ginger impaled on/by a big Black cock.
Chupatinha writes on RAME: In the new "Blow Job Tour of LA #1" by Premier Pictures, I as taken completely by surprise when about two thirds of the way in a smiling, cheerful and looking better now than in some of her moview from the eighties Miss Sharon Mitchell gleefully sucked off Brandon Irons in an office with a street level picture window tinted so THEY could see everyone walking by but no one could see THEM. She seemed to be really enjoying herself and, I must say this again, her body was rock hard and she seems to have aged very well.
I know many of you never liked her boyish looks even when she was 20 but the point is she must be north of 40 now and looks better than, for instance, Coral Sands who is in the latest "Something about Jack #7" looking like a crack whore when she was the belle of the ball as little as a year ago. Must be all that clean living and good karma from helping others.
Luke F-rd On Eyada.com
I appeared on the "Love Bytes" show Monday night with host Bob Berkowitz at Eyada.com. It's archived.
Bob asked about trends in porn.
Luke: "It's becoming increasingly perverse. Pornography depends on breaking taboos for its charge. As mainstream entertainment becomes increasingly sexual and explicit, porn must become more perverse to retain its kick."
Bob: "But you like pornography don't you?"
Luke: "Hmmm... I've had porno burnout..."
Bob: "I can understand that. I don't know how Roger Pipe does it."
Luke: "It takes a toll on you. Watching three, ten of these a week takes a toll.
"You go from watching porn to mainstream society and you see a woman and you imagine a penis in her mouth."
Bob: "I don't. That maybe you."
Bob did not believe that entertainment, pornographic or otherwise, affected people.
Luke: "I believe that what we masturbate to in private will make some imprint on our soul and character and on how we think..."
Bob: "My research shows the opposite. I wrote a book called 'His Secret Life: Male Sexual Fantasy.' My research showed that the great majority of us do not want to enact our sexual fantasies. It's more delicious if kept as a fantasy."
Kevin Moore from Stunningcurves.com phoned in to ask me about the spate of lawsuits I've received.
Luke: "I thank God for the possibility of lawsuits because if people did not have the possibility of suing me, they would send somebody after me to break my legs. This is a much more civil way to cause me pain, humiliation and possible financial devastation. People need a mechanism for going after someone like me, who writes gossip and writes things that hurt people. And at times I make mistakes and hurt innocent people and if they don't trust me to rectify the matter, they have to have a legitimate way to go after me and make my life miserable to pay me back for making their life miserable.
"Lawsuits are a huge hassle. They're expensive, painful and invasive. They take up huge chunks of time."
Cecil [I think it is really Chaim Amalek]: "I have a question for Luke that has a theological component and a practical component. I'm a born again Christian."
Bob: "So is Mr Ford."
Luke: "No I am not. I am a religious Jew. I just sound like a born again Christian."
Bob: "You and your friend Dennis Prager."
Cecil: "I'm a convert too of a different type. I was a gay man but after a great deal of counseling by Christians, I've discovered that I am a heterosexual man and I'm willing to marry a woman. The problem is that I still have these urges for sex with men."
Bob: "Because you're still a gay man."
Cecil: "But I'm a Christian and I have a way around it and maybe Mr. Ford could cast some light on this and the wisdom of what I proposed. I think if I married a woman who was a porn star, who had sex with hundreds of different men, that I could in fact be having sex by proxy with men, while having sex with my wife, thereby satisfying the dictates of the Bible and my personal urges at the same time."
Bob: "Why don't you just admit that you're gay?"
Cecil: "Because I want to live in accord with God's Law. And God condemns that."
Luke: "Cecil, I think that is an excellent suggestion because you'll be doing two mitzvas [divine commandments]. You'll be taking a woman from a life of prostitution and pornography and making an honest woman of her..."
Cecil: "You're mistaken. I don't want to take her away from that. I want her to participate in it so that when I have sex with her, I am in effect having sex with hundreds of different men."
Bob: "You're ok that God condemns homosexuality but not promiscious sex like your fantasy wife will participate in."
Cecil: "That will be her sin, not mine. What does the Torah say about this?"
Luke: "The Torah would encourage you to marry a woman."
Cecil: "I've got that base covered."
Bob: "You haven't gotten a woman yet."
Cecil: "I want to know how Luke could clue me in as to how I could penetrate this world so I could find a nice girl who has sex with hundreds of man at a crack and would be willing to marry me."
Luke: "You should read l-keford.com and get all the inside information. Then you can go to trade shows like the Consumer Electronic Show and you will know so much about them, they'll be taken with your empathy and more receptive to your advances."
Bob: "Luke, I've been to CES and the odds of this gay man...finding a woman who'll marry a born again Christian gay man..."
Cecil: "And I'm very fat by the way."
Bob: "Do you have a lot of money?"
Cecil: "No, I have no money and I weigh about 300 pounds. I'm about 5'2" and I smell bad."
Luke collapses in hysterics.
Cecil: "God made me what I am."
Bob: "Don't blame God because you won't take a shower."
Cecil: "I've watched Richard Simmons on TV..."
Bob: "Speaking of gay men..."
Cecil: "The only women I know who insist that men be tested for AIDS before they have sex with them, are porn starlets. So if I could get a porn starlet who's having sex with lots of men who've been tested, then having sex with her, she'd be my proxy...and I would not be in violation of any commandments."
Luke: "It's like the prophet Hosea who God tells to marry a prostitute."
Bob: "Cecil, God will see through this. He's real smart."
Cecil: "You don't believe me, do you?"
Luke: "Cecil, I believe you."
Cecil: "Would you fix me up with one in particular?"
Later.
Bob: "I believe that God loves everybody. And he made about 3-5% of the population gay..."
Luke: "God made every heterosexual man a natural adulterer. None of us are inclined to monogamy. So we heterosexuals, like homosexuals, should control ourselves... Liberals say follow your heart, conservatives say do your duty.
"And, I don't believe God loves everybody."
Bob: "I used to be a White House correspondent for CNN and I covered the Regan administration. And I cannot tell you how many gay conservatives I knew in the Regan administration. How did they reconcile their devotion to this God and be good conservatives and be homosexuals."
Luke: "Easily. They don't live up to all of their ideals.
"I am naturally attuned to having sex with as many women as possible who will have sex with me."
Bob: "And you do."
Luke: "Not quite."
Bob: "From the last time I talked, it sounded that way."
Luke: "Since the last time we talked, now, whenever a porn starlet offers me oral sex, I say no. Bob Berkowitz told me that this would be a form of oral payola and it would tarnish my journalistic ethics. So I cannot allow you to perform that on me."
Bob: "So just jerk me off instead."
Bob reads email he's received.
Bob: "This one is from Amy Steinberg [Tough Jewish Chick]. Luke, why do you publish so much hate literature on your site?"
"Chaim: Name names and tell us Mr Ford who the real learned elders of the porn industry are?"
Luke: "Paul Fishbein, who publishes Adult Video News. David Sturman, son of Reuben Sturman, the porn godfather... Edward Wedelstedt..."
Bob: "Cecil writes in. No, my situation is not a joke and I do not appreciate having my situation being turned into one. I am a formerly gay man who's trying to find a way to come to terms with my sinful nature in the only way I can think of that is consonant with Biblical teaching and prophecy. Please, Mr Ford, I beg you to find me the Mary Magdalen of porn who will permit me to continue being a gay male by proxy. Yes I am very fat and yes I am a foreigner. Yes I was gay and yes I am poor. There must be a hot sex young porn girl out there for me to marry. All I ask is that she be virtous. She can f--- as many men as she possibly can, but she must be virtuous."
Bob: "Reminds me of the young lady at CES I interviewed. Asked her if there was anything she wouldn't do. She thought for a minute and said, I'll take one cock up my ass but not two."
Bob reads another email from Chaim. "While Mr Ford has discussed his favorite sexual fantasy, I'd like to hear Mr Ford discuss his favorite video. The one he most often offers to share with, say, houseguests. Star Wars? Lassie? An old episode of Mr Ed? Porn or not, what is the best video in your collection."
Luke: "It is this one of bestiality. Various women doing dogs and horses. I look at it as a problem facing society and I wanted my guests to confront it so that we could discuss with how to deal with this."
Emmanuel: "I am a slut. I've had over 200 sex partners every which way. I am thinking about volunteering to be Cecil's wife, but first I want to know - what's in it for me?"
Bob: "You'll have the company of a very literate 300-pound gay man...who smells and has no money."
Luke: "But he's a committed Christian and he wants to live his life by Biblical Law. He's a prize."
Luke: "I'm starting these porn tours so people can see the place where John Holmes played a role in four murders, and where Cal Jammer and Savannah blew their brains out..."
Bob: "It's so negative Luke."
Luke: "Yeah, but that's my personality. I am a deeply twisted individual."
Richard: "Are you gay?"
Luke: "I don't think so."
Bob: "Luke, either you are or you aren't."
Luke: "I disagree. I think people's sexuality is more fluid."
Bob: "Have you ever had sex with a man?"
Luke: "Not really. When I was a boy, I played around sexually with a male friend."
Bob: "Do you ever have gay fantasies?"
Luke: "No, but I do like it when a bunch of guys shoot on a woman's
face."
Cecil writes to Luke F-rd and Bob Berkowitz: "To the woman who offered herself to me but wanted to know what was in it for her: You can have the sensory pleasure of cleansing my skin every day, as I will resume showering upon marriage. I need a woman who can reach deeply into the folds of fat that envelope my frame and pick out the food that has fallen in. I offer hamburgers, I offer chinese take out, my comic book collection, countless hours spent watching videos, shoelace tying duties and so forth. But most importantly, I offer you my love."
Luke: May I post your email address?
Cecil: Yes, but remember, my oversized beating heart is in your hands. Do not let it fall to the floor. Also, I am only interested in women willing and able to bear my children. (You can see that this is NOT a joke, no matter how humorously you treated the topic the other night.) Cecil: Heterosexual by conduct, gay by proxy. (cecil_seacil@yahoo.com)
Fred writes: O.K., Luke. I'm straight, not overweight, with no B.O. problem. If this guy Cecil walks off with a porn star and I don't, I'm gonna be real pissed. I'm already beginning to suspect life isn't fair.
Actually, it sounds to me that aside from meeting porn stars, there is one other major benefit to running l-keford.com, namely that you get to correspond with a huge, amusing array of crackpots. Think about the cast of characteris on your web site:
1. Ishmael ibn Abu, allegedly a devout Moslem;
2. Lord Peter Christian, allegedly a devout Christian;
3. Kendra Jade, porn star, religious affiliation unknown (and probably
unknown by her as well);
4. Brandy Alexandre, former porn star, former Mormon;
5. Fischel Teitelbaum, lapsed Satmar Hassid;
6. TJG, allegedly Jewish ball-busting feminist, suspected lesbian;
7. NJG, a Nice Jewish Girl;
8. Chaim Amelek, Luke's alter ego (Amelek is Batman to Luke F-rd's Bruce
Wayne);
9. Various and sundry porners such as Mike South, Mad Jack, etc;
10. Lynne, former porner;
11. Me (secular Jewish lawyer).
Now this is a rather bizarre, eclectic set of folks, isn't it? I think what we need are a few Wiccans, a Marxist, a Young Republican, an ex-Navy Seal and perhaps an ex-convict and we'll be set, eh? Don't ya think this would make a good dinner party? (No pork, though, in deference to Ishmael and Fischel.)
Ray writes: Hi Luke, I read a while ago on your website that numerous pornstars work as escorts as well. Recently, I've heard rumors that quite a few girls including Lexus, Ginger Lynn and Devon are available. How much truth is there to these rumors and how can I go about finding them? Also, who else have you heard moonlight as escorts?
Luke: I doubt that Lexus, Ginger or Devon are available. So I don't think there is any truth to those rumors. You can find porn stars offering their escort services in the pages of sex oriented weeklies like LA Xpress. And read my section on prostitution.
John writes: I saw Annabelle Chong on Market Street in Frisco on Monday afternoon, by chance. She was walking with another girl and I called her name and asked her if I could take her picture. She was very nice, said sure, you can take my picture. I had my camera in my knapsack and she waited while I dug it out, changed the lens from telephoto to regular and loaded a roll of film. She said take your time. I snapped three pictures of her and she said to drop copies off at The Crazy Horse, where she is appearing all week. I never saw her in person before. She looked quite beautiful and she is taller than I thought she was--even though she was wearing platforms.
CA's Third Strike Law Threatens Porno Male Talent Pool
California's three strikes law (longterm mandatory prison sentencing for third time convicted felons) threatens the porno male talent pool.
Stud Jack Hammer is now in jail facing charges that he threatened a woman with bodily harm. If convicted, he faces 25 years to life in prison.
Jack put out a call for help tonight with his legal bills. Call his girlfriend CJ at at 818-607-4118.
In the summer of 1998, shortly after he was found HIV positive, veteran Marc Wallice also faced a longterm prison sentence for his third drunk driving conviction. With the help of a lawyer, Marc seems to have evaded that fate.
Many male sex performers have spent time in jail. Ex-Vivid boy Jon Dough spent months in prison. Tom Byron recently told Rogreviews.com: "Jon Dough has a drug problem with speed. He had just gotten out of jail on drug related charges and his Vivid contract was over. He came to see us for work and it was Rob's [Black] idea to make him a contract guy."
Eddie Nash Pleads Innocent
LOS ANGELES (AP) - Former nightclub owner Eddie Nash, acquitted of four 1981 murders that put a spotlight on drugs and pornography in Hollywood, pleaded innocent Monday to federal charges that he orchestrated the killings. Prosecutors said Nash, whose real name is Adel Gharib Nasrallah, has run a racketeering enterprise for 25 years and used murder and mayhem to protect his heroin and cocaine dealers.
Luke F-rd's Tour in Hell
My first porn valley tour leaves at 9AM Tuesday for media only. Any companies interested in giving us a tour of their facilities should Email Luke.
Kaspar Gomez writes: Halo! My cousin Hector wants to know if you would be interested in providing your guests with food. We could follow you around LA with our taco wagon to serve your guests authentic Mexican cooking and sodas. Also, we can provide you with janitorial services, in case someone on your tour bus has any sort of an accident.
Goddess writes: I think your porno tour is missing the most important element of all, Luke. Shouldn't you be taking some fluffs along to keep the guys occupied during the drive time:) If nothing else, it would give them a real "feel" for the business.
Guest Editor Curious warns: Luke! Be sure to advise all of your VIPs on Tuesday's Pornoland Wildlife Safari of the following safety regulations (you can't afford anymore lawsuits):
When approaching Ron Jeremy's burrow remind all tour members to keep their hands inside the van. They may be tempted to stroke Ron's cute furry back. Advise them that he has just awakened from his long winter hibernation and is easily agitated.
WARNING: Do not make any sudden movements while he is suckling on his own penis. He may charge the van. When stopped at Max Hardcore's pleasure mansion warn all tour members not to wave or attract Max's attention. Remember Max is a super friendly guy, but his way of showing affection usually involves urinating in your mouth so keep a safe distance.
WARNING: Luke, make sure your windshield wipers are functioning should Max spray the windshield. When parked in front of Mila's home have tour members take great care not to step on her elongated, prolapsed colon.
WARNING: Luke, do not confuse her "colon rose" for a speed bump! Ouch!
When introducing Peter North's home take great care not to slip and call him "Matt Ramsey!" He is a very testy fellow. Remember he only did ONE gay film and they cut it into SIXTY!
WARNING: His ejaculatory range now exceeds 15 yards! Wear proper eye protection at all times! Just follow these basic safety regulations and all members of Luke's Pornoland Wildlife Safari should have a safe and memorable adventure. Enjoy!
Fischel Teitelbaum writes Luke: Shalom Chaver! How was your Shavouos? Normally, this is a very happy time in Brooklyn, but not this year, not in Crown Heights. The grandaughter of the Satmar Rebbe and her baby were killed in a fire started by some candles. Then, yesterday, four Bobover yeshiva buchers were stabbed by a gang of 15 peurtoricans. Maybe connected to their big parade on sunday. Lots of peurtoricans. Lots. Oy, these people are even worse than the colored. And the emes is that lots of them are colored!
What do you think Luke, do you have peurto ricans in Los Angeles? I hope not! I still want to move to Los Angeles and meet your hot and sexy porno girlfriends! Mazel tov on your new tourism business. Could you use a tour leader to tell the tourists what they are seeing? Fischel could do that! I could go on a few tours and then i would pick up all they say and see. Then you could sleep late, daven late, study torah while I work as employee nomber one!
Lori Michaels Update
Vivid girl Lori Michaels writes: Next Sunday I'm going to put three remote control egg vibrators inside me. I'll take some still pics for you and also make a video for the vip web cam [at lorilive.com]. Then I'm going to put my video camera in an old purse, cute the end out of it, and go to a store (maybe Wal Mart ). Then I'm going to set my purse on a shelf about boob level, set the zoom so it shows my face and upper body, and turn on those vibs. I'm not going to shut them off until I'm ready to scream.
I also had another idea. I'm going to put on a short dress and go to a shoe store and do the same thing. I'll put my purse on a chair opposite of me just to the side and behind the shoe salesman. You won't see his face but you'll see what he is getting a view of. hehe
In PST, Lori wrote: I'm building a place in arkansas. Have the house finished, and putting up a 50X80 steel building. Going to put in an animal care facility and hospital.
Hell, the way I feel now, I'd take you all on. Having my horny time of my cycle sitting here all alone.
Why is it that men come into clubs with bibles and give them to the prettiest girl. They never want to convert the ugly ones, only the prettiest ones.
Tom Byron Interview on RogReviews.com
Luke: I read with interest Tom Byron's interview with Roger Pipe. Tom has a lot of credibility with me and many other porners and his interview frequently has the ring of truth.
Tom Byron told Roger Pipe: Patrick Collins...is the ultimate pimp. He's a guy that makes all the money and takes all the credit for someone else's work. The guy started out as Tianna's husband, her suitcase pimp, the guy holding her cum towel. Tianna worked for Stagliano. Stagliano liked Tianna and was just starting up this company. Patrick wedged himself in there as a salesman.
Then he got lucky with me and Rob and Van and the people that were the creative hub of that business in 1997. Whatever he says, 1997 is the biggest year he will ever have in his whole f---ing sorry career in this business. Then he used us as leverage with distributors.
Roger: Do you think he [Marc Wallice] performed when he knew he was positive?
Tom: If in fact he did and he knew, then those are demons that are going to haunt him the rest of his life. He doesn't need me to add fuel to the f---ing fire. Do I think he is a person that is self-centered and capable of doing such a monstrous thing? Based on what I knew, yeah, but I can't say for sure that he did.
RP: Have you spoken with him since then?
TB: Nope. I prefer to associate with people who are looking forward and aren't self-centered losers.
Ashlyn [Gere]...came with her husband, Layne Parker. He is a hack director, a horrible editor and a general piece of s---. We had to re-edit "LA 399" three times because he didn't understand a simple concept.
Jon Dough has a drug problem with speed. He had just gotten out of jail on drug related charges... I think a big problem with him is Monique. I've partied with her. She is fun to do f---ing drugs with and I think that's a big problem for Jon. She'll put her head up your ass, you can f---ing piss all over her, whatever. I think that's a big problem for Jon. He has a partner in misery.
I see a lot of Savannah in Jasmin [St Claire]...in the way she compensates for her low self esteem by lashing out at other people.
We've survived having everyone in the business try to put us out of business. Russ Hampshire tried to put us out of business, tried to steal our name with VCA Extreme. Steve Hirsch did the same thing. Patrick tried to bully distributors to shut us down. He called up this Canadian distributor and said that if they took Extreme, they couldn't have Elegant Angel. They said "I guess we won't take Elegant Angel."
[Russ Hampshire] pulled me aside when I was going through my tax s--- and he told me to roll over. He is very afraid of the Government. He tried to get me to make a deal with them, but where was he when I needed legal aid. Russ is a bit of a bully.
Luke F-rd. His site is so boring now. I read it and it has no substance. He's closed so many doors. His views are so anti-porn. I think he has a lot of moral demons in his head. I don't know what his game plan is, to shut the industry down or does he want to be part of it. Would I ever trust him with any information? No. Who knows how he'll use it.
Lolo Ferrari
I found this at Salon.com: Lolo Ferrari, billed as having the world's biggest breasts, died in March, and her husband is being questioned under the French charge of "non-assistance to a person in danger."
She planned to release a Barbie-like Lolo Ferrari doll for her fans, sporting -- naturally -- enormous breasts. European media followed her many enlargement operations, which reportedly totaled 22 procedures. But such notoriety came with a heavy price. Fans posting to a porn industry gossip site spoke of her heavy drinking and prescription drug use as she struggled with depression and anxiety. The Times of London described her as a "victim of commercial greed."
Notes on the June AVN
Matt writes on RAME: I just got the new AVN magazine and its companion- a DVD supplement. Here are a couple quick notes/comments on what I read: VCX has released Taboo #1 on DVD. For some crazy reason the writer of the article wrote: "Will the 1980 classic, starring Kay Parker, about an incentous affair between stepmother and stepson, do likewise on DVD. And then down the column a bit- "Taboo stars Parker as a divorced stepmother whose insecurities and neuroses compel her into a sexual relationship with her stepson" HUH????????? "Step"- I don't think so! Please don't tell me AVN couldn't print that a movie was about real incest. That would be pathetic. I hope it was just a really stupid porn writer who don't know jack s---.
VCA is releasing "Opening of Misty Beethoven" and "Barbara Broadcast" in a collector's edition uncut format on DVD. A rep named Wit Maverick said there are a few seconds here and there which will still have to be cut but they are going back to the 1-inch masters for the prints. I wonder if the pissing scene in Barbara Broadcast" will be put back in? At least that if not the bondage.
Some new girl named "Gauge" who appears in University Coeds #24 which should have been released by now, caused Rob Spallone to say- "I want three ID's on her"! You hear that Max Hardcore, go get her :-)
Painful Anal in Hollywood Hardcore 12
Matt writes on RAME: I just watched this video and it sure looked like an extremely painful anal scene with Max and Dawn Dynamite. She wimpered very loudly and throughout the whole scene. BTW she is a real small cutey so I guess even Max was big for her :-)
Also of note in this scene is a Max euro moment almost unedited. In the beginning of the scene she says she is 18. But after she wimpers so like she is a very young virgin about 15 minutes later Max grunts out "You lied to me, you really aren't 18 are you?" She shakes her head side to side to imply he is correct. Then Max asks her how old she is but she doesn't respond so he asks again and there goes the loud overdub of the Legend censor button! Almost but no lollipop :-(
I can't wait for those uncut euro versions someday in the US. I can just imagine how many uncut moments there are with the fisting, pissing and purely underage talk left intact. Give them to your local community standards board and see them twitch and shake in disgust!
Rick Muenyong's Party
YNOT founder Rick Muenyong held a party at his mansion in San Diego Saturday night that lasted until 7AM Sunday. Most of the top porn webmasters were there.
LA Mike writes on Netpond: Rick (ex YNOT) party was definatly fun. I do have to say I saw some x rated video of webmasters from the N.O. show (names not included) :) Good party and good seing everyone. Jonathan, sorry I stole your lighter bro. And Slesh [Vivid's David Schlessinger] where were you man! Taylor Hayes looked hot as usual (definatly eatable) and all the busty gang was there. Good seing Jessica, Bangwang, Andy, Helmy, Sabrina, and everyone else. I never realized how many of us are actually in the LA area. Thanks Rick it was fun and I'll see you all in NO in Sept. but this time no damn video cameras :)
CJ from Femresources.com: yet again, rick throws another fab party with heaps of awesome people to catch up with! The busty crew, kevin, ph, ob, rick, janey, and got to meet some other la locals!
Cyberpunk from Digitaldreams.com writes: I just spoke to a pre OP transexual who wants to make some $$$ for the big chop job. He already has the boob job and can still get it up. Anyone looking for this type of content let me know. Also I can arrange to have the OP shot and probally broadcast live if anyone thinks we can make some good $$ off this let me know I'm open to options!
Search Excite For Sex, Find Bestiality
Dravyk: http://search.excite.com/search.gw?search=sex Notice the "related searches" box near the top of the page : "free sex" "sex stories", "animal sex"
It's so heart-warming to know when Joe Average starts looking around for "sex", Excite comes along and says "Yo, dude, want some beastiality pics?" LOL!
Sin City Gossip
A source says that Sin City is signing new bitches to exploit.
Anabolic threatened to sue Sin City over their new line titled "2 on 1." Supposedly violated Anabolic's trademark of the title.
Kristi Myst wants to become a Sin City girl.
I talked by telephone with new contract girl Ashley and her husband John. I met them with Loretta at Erotica LA on Sunday.
John: "You caught us in the middle of this one. [Talent agent David Woodrow] had a shooting with The Londoners (they shoot nude pictorials for Penthouse, etc). We supposedly owed him money for agency fees. The Londoners were to give us a $500 check for that day. David says, you guys owe me $300 for jobs I've gotten you. Fine.
"We were going to do a shoot for Hustler the next day and we wanted to make sure that he had made arrangements for us to get paid that same day. So we allowed him to take the $300.
"We did the shoot over a week ago for Clive McClean and Hustler and we still haven't gotten paid [LF: they were paid Monday]. And David knew we wouldn't get paid. That's how Hustler's bookkeeping works. David lied to us by saying that he'd made arrangements with Hustler to get paid [that day] so he could get his money. We gave him the money and it's left us broke.
"We've heard from other girls who've had some bad experiences with him that we've come in contact with..."
Luke to Ashley: "It sounds like you had a bad experience."
Ashley: "Yeah... I just find it weird that everybody [talent agents] get their fee for getting their girl work, but it is illegal to take money from somebody for having sex. I know that. I've been through the courts for that, in California and Nevada... And for him to come to my job (The Londoners), I think that's totally unprofessional. I hate him. It messed up my makeup and everything. My expressions for my face. It ruined my day. I haven't talked to him since, but when I do, I'm going to let him have it."
Mad Jack: "Ashley and John are under my wing now. And we're coming out to LA this week and looking to shoot. And I'm bringing Senneca and Fawna. Folks who want to shoot them should email me, madjack@lvcm.com."
Ashley: "Loretta is a great woman. She's not screwing anybody. She is part of Woodrow's operation."
I talked Monday evening to Loretta, who works with David Woodrow. Woodrow concentrates on placing talent in mainstream entertainment and Loretta, a tall blonde with a husky voice, concentrates on what she knows best - adult.
"That's a bunch of crap," said Loretta when I relayed Ashley and John's comments.
"If Mad Jack's got them under his wing... He has no claim to them," says Loretta. "We have a signed agreement with them. If anyone wants to book these girls, including Fawnna, people have to go through me. Haloxx@aol.com.
"Who is this Mad Jack idiot? He's a f---ing liar. I'm still Ashley's manager."
Loretta's worked in porn since 1991. She ran Hustler's photo studio through 1995. Over the past few years, she's been putting people together.
At the webmaster convention IA2000 in Las Vegas in January, Loretta ran into her friend of eight years, talent agent David Woodrow. They decided to work together.
Loretta also produces porn on the side.
Sabrina Johnson on her Gangbang 2000 Nightmare
Sabrina Johnson writes from Belgium: Danny Carrelli [owner of Fleshtone Productions] currently owes me $1000. This was supposed to be payment for me doing a radio show in Chicago. The radio show had previously been mentioned to me, but I was later told that it was cancelled. Then, after the CES show in Vegas, we went to Chicago to do the second Jerry Springer Show. We did the show and on the day we were due to fly home, we returned to our hotel, only to be told that our hotel room had been booked for an extra day. We called Tony, who was our contact at the Springer show and asked what was going on. He told us that a guy called Tom Horst (he was suuposed to be the money man for the gangbang) had cancelled our tickets so we could do the radio show the next day. Bear in mind that we were finding this out 2 hours before we were due to fly home. When I spoke to Danny he promised me $1000 for the inconvenience, and as you now know I haven't seen 1 cent of it.
The gangbang experience was a nightmare. Danny promised me all kinds of things, all of which never happened. For example, I was told that no-one would be allowed to work with me in the gangbang if they had a PCR/DNA test which was more than 21 days old. Just as an extra precaution, my husband was double checking all the tests. He found 3 tests which were outside the time limit. After that, Danny kept coming over with out of date tests asking if I would accept them. Also, I was told that no-one without an arm band would be able to get into the ring with me. On the second day somebody did. Luckily I recognised him from the day before, but he could have been anybody.
Not only that but on the first day my husband saw one of the fluff girls giving a guy that had come to watch, a blow job. (no test, no ID nothing) For all she and I knew he had just walked in off the street. Also, I was supposed to be paid in two installments. I was to get the first half of my money after the gangbang, which I did. The second half was to be paid immediately after CES. However, after CES on the evening we were to leave for Chicago for the second Springer show, Danny Carrelli and Tom Horst came to my hotel room.
To cut a long story short, they basically said that they did not want to give me the money until after the second Springer show. Tom Horst also said that as the money was to be paid in cash, he was worried about my security in carrying that amount of cash around with me. At this point he pulled out a gun. Whether this was to show that he could provide security or it was meant as a threat, I don't know. Danny refused to give me the rest of the money until we were on the plane and had taken off. If Tom was worried about security, he did not come to the airport with us and Danny had the money stuffed in his boot.
My thoughts and feelings on the gangbang now are that I wish I had never been a part of it. I am sorry that I ever met Danny Carrelli or Tom Horst. The only professional people in the whole thing were the camera crew, who were fantastic, Jack Napier, Dee and Lawrence (we all called him Mambo) who were all equally great. The whole thing was a complete and utter sham. There were around 25 guys on the 1st day and about 14 on the second. If I had to guess I would say that legitimately I probably did about 500 guys (not different guys) I had stressed all along that I wanted to do it legitimately.
I wanted to do 2000 in 24 hours. Danny said that it would be too hard on the camera crew, however, they all said that if I was willing to do it, they would be right there with me. In any case, we struggled with about 25 guys because Fleshtone didn't pay Jim South his deposit in time for him to get the guys together. I think he had 7 days in which to get the guys. The whole thing was so badly organised by Fleshtone it's not even funny. Not only this catalogue of errors, but I have a friend here in Belgium who subscribed to the web site in December and has never been able to see anything about the gangbang. They are ripping people off. People are paying their money in all good faith and getting f--- all back.
As for other bad experiences, I haven't really had any others in America. Plenty in Europe but not over there. Mind you, the gangbang was bad enough.
James writes: Dear Luke, I read your column as well as geneross.com all the time. I can't tell you happy I was to see Sabrina Johnsons letter on your site today. I've been telling people, (including Gene Ross) how me and my friends were completely ripped off! Well, I'm going to send you one of the same letters I sent to Gene not that long ago.
"I read AVN on a regular basis and back in November I saw a full page ad on how Sabrina Johnson was going to become the Worlds Gangbang Champion on December 31, 1999 by ending the year in a huge gangbang of 2000 guys. I'm a pretty big fan of gangbangs, loved Jasmin St. Claires and Houstons, but I thought there's no way. Then in December I see the same ad reassuring the event and I started to get excited. Anyway, needless to say - New Years Eve came and went and there was nothing to be heard about this. But then at the end of January I see their website. They say that it has already happened and they are now selling it on VHS & DVD already along with all kinds of merchandise, but website members can see a video feed of the whole thing! So I joined the site and ordered a T-shirt.
"Well, to make a long story short, I cancelled my damn membership just about as fast as I signed on for it!! In 6 weeks I was billed three times $24.95 from two different companies, then I find out my friend got it for $19.95 not to mention I waited over 4 weeks and never got the T-shirt I ordered, and was finally issued a refund. As for another friend of mine, his wife bought the VHS in January as a birthday gift, but they never got that either! At least I was lucky enough to get a refund, they weren't and still haven't to this day. As for the GangBang itself, I like Sabrina Johnson a lot, but she was much better in a lot of other films. At least it looked believable and not like a generic low budget circus show. So, Mr. Carelli, if you're feeling like you've been 'robbed' - now maybe you know how we feel. And by the way, we've - my friends and I - contacted that email was in the article you just posted, one called webmaster, and some other customer service email for a video website. Still all we got was the run around. It appears that turn about is fair play. Thanks for listening."
Those guys are what keeps giving this industry the rotten name!
Ron Berry writes: Dear Luke, I have stayed quiet amongst all the people writing and stating opinions why my company no longer provides web master services, or hosting to Fleshtone Productions (Danny Carelli aka Danny Lacata), or Horst Entertainment Inc. (Tom Horst), but after seeing the letter from Sabrina Johnson herself on your site, I knew it was time to break the silence.
As Sabrina herself said, the whole event was VERY disorganized from the start. We originally got introduced to Tom Horst in December 1999, and finally went down on 12/28/2000 to where the filming was taking place at Senter Stages in Chatsworth, CA to finalize the deal to provide merchandising of video tapes, jackets and so forth for the event. Tom was negotiating with another firm to provide web hosting and web mastering services. Tom himself invited us to come back down that evening to take photo's of the event for publicity. We gladly did. And had them up on our web site http://www.beyondthesenses.com the next day as "The 1st exclusive" photo's. Tom at the time thought it was great. As part of our merchandising agreement, we were also granted a video feed, which Tom agreed to allow us to allocate this stream for one of our sites http://www.webkittens.com Tom thought it would do well for us. At CES time, Tom had, with our suggestion, decided to go with the other company under consideration to provide web hosting etc. During CES I met with Tom, and Sabrina, and gave Sabrina a 16x20 that I had taken of her at the gangbang itself. Sabrina was great, we took some more photo's, and had a good time talking about CES.
At the 11th hour (about 1/20/2000) I was told by Tom Horst that the other web hosting company refused to sign the contract, so he offered the site to us. We all signed an agreement on 1/26/2000.
The conversion was a nightmare. Nothing was as expected. Content was non-existent, the tapes were not available on time from the gangbang, as well as many other issues. As Danny finally delivered the tapes from the Jerry Springer shows, and Fox, and the gangbang, it became very apparent that what was being claimed as setting a record had not. In fact as even Sabrina now points out, it did not set any record. We figured that there had maybe been 4-500, but could not say for sure, as we only had 5 1/2 hours of tape from the event.
One evening while having a conference call with Danny Carelli himself and Tom Horst, Danny even stated that they had to wait for Fox to leave to roll the numbers.
According to Tom Horst, the reason it was taking so long for the video to be available for purchase was that the "Fat f---" Danny had taken the money meant for editing, spent it, and now had to rely on his friend Lew @ LP Duplicating to do the editing when he could squeeze it in between projects.
On 5/23/2000 we were given our notice that our services were no longer needed, and he then in turn put stop payments on the checks that he had sent to us earlier, and has since refused to make the checks good.
We have since disabled all video streams for the gangbang, and have removed all content that was supplied by Tom Horst or Danny Carelli. Since then Tom has had gangbang traffic directed back to our sites, and then accused us of high jacking his web site.
To recap.
- The "event" was filmed over 2 days with a break between them
- The event was filmed on 12/28/2000, and 12/27/2000 not 12/31/2000
as it is noted in the video that people have seen
- There were not 2000 any things
- Danny was not #1999 as claimed on Springer
- The tape is still not released as of 6/12/2000
- Sabrina was not paid her money as agreed (per Tom Horst) (according
to Sabrina)
- Tom Horst put stop payments on checks issued to us
- Gangbang2000.com now states on their opening screen " there has been
a breach in security on this site"
- yea gives everyone warm and fuzzy feelings and will make people want
to join - not quite
- Tom Horst now states that we do not have rights to the video stream
on http://www.WEBKittens.com , but only on http://www.beyondthesenses.com
, but has not supplied it
-Tom Horst is now stating he is going to sue of for "copyright violations"
because of the photo's I took of Sabrina Johnson at the gangbang that
he had asked us to take for publicity.
Danny is stating that he has been robbed, when it is he and his company that appear to be doing that to others. XXXeZone, and myself have always maintained the utmost professional stature with regards to dealing with this site, and when it became clear that the other parties were not handling things in a professional or ethical manner they (Tom Horst / Danny Carelli) canceled their contract.
There are many aspects I wish I could speak about, but our contract states that we can not discuss the financial side. The only thing I can say, is that I am glad I was not the people investing in this (what has turned out to be a) sham.
More Faked AIDS Tests
Aurore Dupin [adupings@hotmail.com] writes: A Gender Gap in Porn? Or Really just a Quality Gap?
Exactly a week ago, Pig Porner Slime cowardly hid behind security to eject Luke from Erotica LA. Luke has yet to post that anyone apologized nor did anything to Make Things Right.
The same day we posted [and Luke ran] on a similar incident we had at a Metro cheesy video store event. There Pig Porner Metro Slime hid behind a 60+ off duty cop working security. Later then Metro Media Czar Susan Yanetti APOLOGIZED and promised better. But since then, Metro has had many scandals, lawsuits, CPAs quit, NASDAQ delisted their stock, investors sued. They have had only 1 marginally newsworthy event here that local Metro brass initially refused coverage to our staff. Stuck in LA, I had no time to follow up [plus the only draw Midori cancelled but her ex-girlfriend Crystal Knight reportedly ably filled in].
Meantime Robert Sterling posted an excellent piece, that Luke linked, on www.konformist.com about medium newsworthy Houston 600 gangbang. Susan did well there.
Within the last year Pig Porner Slime at Hustler did Luke ill service many times. Gee, we met Tori Welles at a private Hustler party. A quality Hustler media guy invited us, but we got hassled about the realness of our invite. Besides Tori, Ron Jeremy & Lynn Lemay shone; obversely Long Deservedly Forgotten Lacey Rose freaked out and feared Spotlight of Media. Whatever.
Last week Luke announced [satirically] his first Porn Biz House tour open ONLY TO MEDIA. More later.
Yesterday starlet Lita Chase dropped a bombshell. She did a shoot for Matt Rock Productions Thursday June 8. One scene involved wrestling and girl/girl with a new Czech tall real breasted "drop dead gorgeous" girl Nina "Something or other; I cannot remember her real name." Jason Lenz produced and directed; new agent Cam Smith booked talent, with Sharon Mitchell AIM.
Czech babe gave Lita a photocopied AIM test. Lita asked for the original with a raised seal. Czech babe had none. Lita read the photocopy; "Test Date June 8; Report Date June 9." Absent fraud or a time machine, no way Czech babe gives a June 9 report to Lita June 8 Her guy Steve Chase and we could make $$$ with stock pages from tomorrow; investors have long dreamed such.
So everybody called everybody else and wasted hours and everybody apologized to Lita but no one owned up or fixed the problem. Lita bounced Czech babe despite her awesome looks and great personality. Sharon had no record of testing her. Nobody knew anything.
Lita feels Cam honestly did not know, but??? Cam hit on a local model we might use a few months ago and we had a heads up on him with Steve deep down on our list.
Lita does not know whom to blame; Lita, BLAME 'EM ALL!
Sadly, when Pig Porner Slime bounced Luke, we hit the hopeless Pig Porner Slime who learned nothing after Mark Wallice, Metro slime, & so on. Clearly they also learned nothing between Sunday bouncing Luke & reading us and Thursday abusing Lita. WILL THEY EVER LEARN?
Pig Porner Slime will likely rail about the above. They will say we only have 1 source not 2. They would want us to hold the story until we interviewed every Pig Porner Lying Slime involved, many would not answer. Gee, we would LOVE to hold the story. Then we could save it for our own Web Site Launch in July; maybe get $$$ on it. So instead we give it to Luke for free. Why???
Think, Pig Porner Slime. You put Lita's life at risk; Steve's girl friend; your best guy's babe. Then Pig Porner Slime sue Luke again [1 BS suit about Luke's piece on Christy Lake 2nd BS suit John Holmes' widow flipping tricks] Instead of suing a PRO; ACT LIKE PROS. As PROs, we lose money to publish on Luke now because LITA SAYS SO and WE WANT TO SAVE LIVES.
PIG PORNER SLIME, ACT LIKE PROS, STOP FAKING AIDS TESTS.
We would like very much to talk with all parties. We mostly would like to talk with the Czech Babe. We began work in the adult biz by wanting to know What Women Think. Our first Web Client, a dancer, decried How Women Get Abused in adult biz. Like Lita? O YEAH.
Gee, Steve asked us without really ASKING us to fly to LA for Erotica; we could not. We missed 0; Steve and Lita even ditched. Steve ranks as the VERY BEST of a very regretably VERY BAD BUNCH. Though asking without asking to join our media group, he still has links to Pig Porner Slime; soft pedals Jim South & others. He worries about Luke; maybe he should Worry About Lita.
Gender Gap? Maybe. QUALITY GAP? BIG ALPHA!!!!!!!
So I called Luke about Steve & heard Luke type. I asked Luke without asking Luke to hold the post until later, wanting Luke to meet Steve first at Erotica LA.
Well, LUKE WAS RIGHT AND I WAS WRONG. I would have done the posting differently; Steve felt a little blind sided. I tried to work both ends & then Steve and Lita no showed at Erotica LA. Luke 10 Me 7.
I asked Steve for a heads up on a dance club where I felt & still feel somewhat uncertain. But so far so good. I first met the club's 50% owner when I started to interview his ex-girlfriend [not knowing same] and after checking me out LIKE A PRO he gives me the OK.
Before even agreeing to submit him a proposal, June 7, I asked the club owner tough due dilligence ?s. He hit them out like in a home run hitting contest. Summing up, he just said "No Secrets." That's Quality; a PRO.
BUT, 30 days before Pig Porner Slime tossed Luke, their cousins at a mid level dance club goofed on me. Gee, we know the club's owner well. He wants to upgrade media and hooked in his stressed overworked SF media director. We have yet to solve the problem, but the owner good heartedly bought me a dance I did not want from a dancer I would NEVER have chosen myself.
Friday June 9 I saw Dance Club Slime's bad guy in a different context. First he apologized then oddly did a 180. I know exactly what I will do about that.
But I have no clue what to do about PIG PORNER SLIME; they Lie to Lita and Toss Luke and Fake AIDS Tests.
Oddly, 6 people [not even Luke yet] now know about the MONDAY BLOCKBUSTER; Steve & Lita; the 2 stars; our top 2 people. Lita says GO but talk to Steve first. We would love to. We left Steve a message. We checked ALL our E Mail and messages before writing this. Lita said Steve was TOO BUSY until Monday, I explained that I need to post to Luke Sunday night for Monday Live [any media works like that]. Steve, answer the phone.
Steve, jump from 99.5% PRO to 100% PRO. Think Eric M.
Luke: I hear that all the strip clubs in Hawaii, except the Deja Vu, are controlled by the Yakuza (Japanese Mafia).
Welcome Back Tough Jewish Chick
Sincere Catholic Guy writes: I tip my hat to "Tough Jewish Chick" for her gutsy response to my impassioned plee. "TJC", it appears that you are willing to advise us in matters both pornographic and social. Here is my humble question to you. What has your personal experience with pornography been? A peek at Dad's Playboy or friend's Playgirl. Viewing a porn video at a bachelorette party? Accidental exposure via the internet? How did you feel after viewing it? Did it help to form your currentviewsconcerning your own sexuality? Have your views evolved over time? I would be interested in a "cosmo - girl's" views on porn. Please consider the favor of a response. Thank you.
Andy Edmond's Fight Against Child Porn
Lee Noga writes on Topniche.com: I personally don't care who uses drugs, but I would care if a drug were in the schools or drug recipes could easily be accessed by children or young teens.
My issue about this drug site was Edmonds denial with Luke F-rd concerning his actual involvement. If this site was "No biggie" than Edmond should not have attempted to skirt his involvement.
I have multiple URL's, and if you like I can give you a URL where you can buy a video or cassette of Edmond speaking at a drug conference about hallucenogenics and his website. Added value, a lawyer talks about the law and the lawless, in case your caught with the goods. If Edmond wants to believe one can reach God via tripping on mushrooms spiritual as he states it, so be it. He ain't tripping when he represents my voice with the Government about CP.
K-Man from Rawpussy.com writes: I'm sure everyone knos that a very close friend and former business partner who MAY own something that is CYBER *** EROTIC ***** LEEEVI *** RONALDO *** ::read between lines:: Did you know that he is stoned (fantasy) almost 12 hours out of the day??? (man) (F---M) ???
Raw Alex writes on Topniche.com: Bill, one thing about the "drug thing" that you misunderstand: Think politics for a minute. The words and the ideas of a politician are always overwhelmed by controversy.
The best ideas of the smartest man are forgotten when the "un-accepted action or ideas" of the man comes out. The headlines are often made up of the "bad thing" and not of the ideas themselves. The involvement of someone IN A PUBLIC WAY in encouraging illegal acts is a serious negative to any organization.
How? Imagine a webmaster association big enough to get public notice. Imagine that the group gets press on a regular basis, and it's leaders are often on MSNBC and 60 MINUTES discussing the issues and defending our positions. Imagine that these people get well know. Well, to be sure, the opponents of porn will spend time and money to try to discredit the people at the top of this organization.
Andy's drug site makes him a prime target. "Look at this guy - he pushes porn and drugs. I guess porn is just like drugs!". Remember, the "didn't inhale" issue was almost enough to cost Clinton his original presidental run. Again, nothing against Andy as a person. But how many of us can honestly pass muster, how many can stand up to the public scrutiny that would come with public exposure?
Basically, while I personally feel that drugs and drug use are a personal choice issue - until someone decides to make their views public. Then they are subject to all the scrutiny that comes with having a public view.
Obnoxious Bitch writes on Topniche.com: To much of the mainstream world, our status as pornographers alone is cause enough to question our intent and/or credibility on this or any other important issue. While "cleaning up our own backyards" is certainly something we should all strive for, sometimes no matter how diligent we are in removing the piles of s--- we may have stepped in in the past, the stench often remains. I daresay there's none among us who has nothing in their past that they wish could be undone. There's no use in trying to cover it up, since doing so just gives our detractors more ammunition against us. To my mind, it's better to admit one's indiscretions or unpopular opinions up front and risk being taken to task... at least it's honest and can't come back later to bite you in the ass.
We're each of us free to make a personal decision about how much, if anything, we're willing to expose to public scrutiny by participating in these forums. Personally, my life's an open book... and always has been, if for no other reason than to rob someone of the chance to enjoy a feeling of victory at having loosed any skeletons in my closets. However, should any webmaster limit or even decline involvement in fighting this or any other issue that's sure to invite public scrutiny, the rest of us should respect and support them and simply hope that they will do what they can in a way that will keep them safe from any harm might arise from being publicly active.
Luke Gets Mail
Chaim writes: Luke, I have the perfect date movie for you to use in your romance of that jewish doctor. It is called "Sunshine", or Sohnnenshine or something in the German. A great, three hour jew-flick, made in Europe by Europeans, with more carnality (if brief and well, .....) than the crap you usually watch. It might be playing at some art house in LA. Take your Hebrew Honey to it and she will think warm squishy thoughts about you.
Emmett writes: Damn Luke, how can someone so hot looking as Obsession be ignored in porn because of her color? Damn that stinks!
Ari writes: Why is Cheyenne Silver still doing porn? The girl is breathtakingly beautiful, natural, looks great on camera. She should be doing shampoo commercials or sitcoms. Even her pic which I downloaded from your site yesterday, she doesn't look like a porn girl! Somebody mainstream, if you're reading this, give her a shot! If any porn star has a chance to make it in mainstream TV or movies, she does.
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Photos From East Coast Video Show 1999
Lynne writes: It isn't every night that I wake up at 1 a.m. thinking, "Oh no, Lukey's getting sued again." I got out of my warm little bed, with my warm Labrador, got something to drink, and here I am, wanting to exorcise that awful feeling.
I did try to read the places you sent me to, but since I have no background into what sex.com is or does (nor do I really care, except as it involves you), I just can't know if you have or have not actually done "anything." I just know you are my Lukey and that if I'm going to delight in bad boys, even cyber-bad boys, I'm not going to get upset about them incurring lawsuits that they can't afford. Upset in the same way, a nice accountant girlie would get upset. It doesn't make you less lovable because your potential as a financial prospect is once more diminished. My poor Luke. Mostly they are just jealous of your pretty smile, so they have to SUE.
Tobi wants to know why we are up at this hour. She doesn't understand about lawsuits any more than I do, but she does understand about kisses, even though she doesn't get how I could give you "hugs and kisses" with "more work."
But you are my well-loved Lukey, and I do not usually wake in the night to this sort of thought, so since I did, I just wanted to share that I care enough about you to be bothered by your travails, and as usual want to support you through, and wish only that I could share the warm cuddly Labrador or some other warm, cuddly sign of affection.
I would like to be the first person today to say that you are a very hard worker and you do a great job of something few people could manage and that you are admirable and lovable.
Luke F-rd Took Me Places I've Never Been and LEFT ME THERE!
Miri writes: Just wanted to thank you for meeting us for breakfast yesterday! Our walk on Melrose was most enjoyable until you left me and my partners to fend for ourselves in the wilds of Melrose! Now I can HONESTLY say, "Luke F-rd took me places I've NEVER been, made me scream his name AND left me with the most WICKED burn!" (you do realize it was 487 degrees yesterday and I was without sunscreen OR sleeves OR sunglasses OR a hat!) Walking from 3rd and Robertson to Hollywood? What were you thinking?
Lynne writes: The receptionist at the synagogue was a real minimalist. On Hollywood Squares, he would have occupied the Paul Lynde center square. I learned that there are two services, the times, the location and something about proper dress. I think I was expected to be a pushy, feminist Jewess. I tried to be gracious.
New York New York
Rumdar writes: Luke.. I just returned from a vacation in the Big Apple where I chatted with many crazy people, several Jews among them. A Jewess birdwatcher in Central Park informed me that there are eight rats to every human in New York. I met two lunatics at the Barnes and Noble near the East Village. One glazed eyed fellow resembled the guy who tossed the bomb at Arch Duke Ferdenand to start W.W.I. The other said he was an extra in some Woody Allen movies and also worked on the old underground classic "I Dismember Mama." Your readers may recall it.
But the strangest of all was a guy named Sheldon who I met at Bleaker Bob's. He told me his cat had died several months ago. He was so distraught he began feeding the mice who occasionally scurried across the floor of the hovel he lives in. He would hear them scratching around during the night as they feasted and multiplied but the noises gave him a certain tranquil feeling which reminded him that he was not alone. Then he began finding mouse corpses in his bed in the morning. He looked me in the eye and asked if I had any idea why they had died. I said my thought was that the mice became so secure in their environment that they stretched out on the bed with him to enjoy a tranquil repose. He probably rolled over during the evening and well........ He agreed. But then, he continued, just when the mice population was booming and he was finding more and more little corpses in his bed, fate intervened. A close friend committed suicide (she had been depressed for some time). He inherited her cat.
When the feline arrived the number of mice began to decline. Before long they were back to acceptable levels. There were no more dead rodents in his bed and he had a new pet to keep him company. I asked him if he had a significant other. A human significant other. He told me he did not. The question is? Do your readers believe that Jews (or for that matter Hindus, Moslems, Catholics, Branch Divisions , etc.) are happier and less insane on the West Coast where the weather is sunny and warm? Or New York where every Manhattanite I meet lives in a rent controlled cell, is crazy as a loon and claims to love the place. Let's hear it folks....
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<Laney>
it doesn't make me look like the sweet kind loving chickie i am when
I'm quoted on Luke F-rd calling someone a dirtbag
<lori>
Hey, I saw britney spears in some pics. She sure has some saggy boobs
for her age.
<lori>
She must never wear a bra
<lori>
Does Luke have a girlfriend?
<Hiy>
Luke gts it reg from Kendra OPPPPS
<lori>
So whats the real scoop about luke?
<lori>
Does he date?
<VideoEd>
Kendra went from John T Bone to Luke, has to be an improvement somewhere
<lori>
I'm going to follow luke around and take some pics of him and his girlfriend
then put them on my web site.
<lori>
Get the scoop on luke
<lori>
I have a better one, I'll go out on a date with luke then take my digital
camera and get a up close and personal pic for the whole world to see.
<lori>
How much am I offered?
<MikeSouth>
it has to be core though
<lori>
Damn right, we want a cum shot. hehe
<MikeSouth>
Is jew jizz kosher
<lori>
They say its not touched by human hands
<lori>
What is all this kosher stuff
<SiliconVyDude>
Luke was asked if he was gay
<lori>
They say it isn't touched by human hands.
<lori>
I'll bet those kosher pickles are picked by mexicans
<Zoe>
i like kosher pickles
<lori>
I heard that he was guy, but found out that he isn't
<lori>
Lori knows all
<lori>
guy is suppose to by gay
<MikeSouth>
luke aint gay
<lori>
I can't type
<MikeSouth>
he is just jewish
<SiliconVyDude>
Luke claims he is not
<lori>
Remember when I got you behind the curtain at the ces show
<lori>
You didn't act gay then
<Laney>
Lukes not gay, he's bored, needs attention
<SiliconVyDude>
He did however say that he get's of watching several men wank onto a
girls face...
<l-keford>
I will never forget lori
<lori>
Yea, you better not.
<lori>
Poor luke couldn't go from behind that curtain for quite some time.
He seemed to have this protrusion in his pants that wouldn't go away.
<SiliconVyDude>
Bob asked Luke if he had ever had sex with another man?
<lori>
I've never seen a movie with two men.
<lori>
Just not my thing
<lori>
I think two women are sexy, but not two men. But thats just my opinion.
If it's your thing, do it, right?
<SiliconVyDude>
Luke said, and correct me if I am wrong here Luke, that as a young boy
you did some playing around
<Zoe>
not much went shopping today
<lori>
More exciting than my day. I ran this morning, rode my bike tonight,
and worked in between
<SiliconVyDude>
after hearing this one interiew, I tend to believe that Luke is not
gay?
<lori>
I don't think I'm gay, but I sure like playing with a girls you know
what.
<lori>
No, luke isn't gay.
<SiliconVyDude>
or at least in thouch with he's gay feelings
<lori>
I got him behind the curtain and that thing gets excited over women.
<lori>
I even stuck my hand down his pants and grabed it. Not bad luke. hehe
<lori>
grabbed
<SiliconVyDude>
I recall Luke saying thast he thouhgt most ppl were bi-sexaul
<SiliconVyDude>
that right Luke?
<lori>
I've never had an affair or even an encounter with a woman in my personal
life.
<Zoe>
yeah i still have to get on my treadmill, lift weights, and do crunches
<l-keford>
true
<SiliconVyDude>
Lori's had her hand down on your cock?
<lori>
But I know the first time I did a scene with a girl in a movie I got
pretty excited.
<lori>
Yep, I grabbed it, just so the world would know he likes women.
<lori>
That sucker got hard in just a few seconds, and luke got real red. hehe
<l-keford>
Yes, and it got big
<l-keford>
But then again, I was thinking about Steve Hirsch, and he is very attractive
<lori>
Now don't start bragging to much Luke. It wasn't that big.
<DopeFiend>
just cuz it gets hard when the wind blows doesnt mean you wanna f---
mother nature
<lori>
Don't you be getting me in trouble luke, or I'll never talk to you again.
You hear.
<Mastrick>
I betcha LA has a ton of therapists to choose from
<lori>
Did you know that I never meet steve hirsh until last year at the ces
show.
<l-keford>
yes it is a paradise for me
<lori>
I've worked for them for four or five years now, and never meet him.
<lori>
I just go out and do the movies, never go to the offices, and then get
on the plane the second I'm done with the shoot.
<lori>
I'm one of those good girls. Just do my job and never say a word. hehe
<lori>
Zoe, I thought about ordering one of those workout benches that chuck
norris demos on the info mercials
<l-keford>
i've got one at my place lori,
<l-keford>
you can borrow it
<lori>
Do you like it?
<l-keford>
would you like to come see it sometime?
<lori>
Or is it like all the others
<l-keford>
its great
<lori>
Yea, you put your head down at the bottom, I'll get naked, you stick
your tongue out, and I'll start doing pull ups. Up and down up and down
<l-keford>
Lori, you can play with mine
<SiliconVyDude>
Luke, I am trying to understand something here
<SiliconVyDude>
on the intereview you say that you didn't think you were gay?
<l-keford>
right
<Zoe>
have you ever had any gay experiences
<l-keford>
no, not since 9yo
<SiliconVyDude>
and you also mentioned that you look that all men and women had bi tendences
<l-keford>
most do
<Zoe>
so you have had them
<Zoe>
was it forced on you
<SiliconVyDude>
so does that mean you really wouldn't mind getting a piece of mike say
as an example?
<MikeSouth>
svd Id sooner poke my eyes out
<lori>
At least luke is honest. Most kids experiment .
<l-keford>
my friend and i played around once
<lori>
My next door neighbor played doctor with me for two years when I was
10
<SiliconVyDude>
let him talk mIKE
<l-keford>
it wasn't forced
<l-keford>
no, i will never have homosex, it is against hte TOrah
<lori>
I wasn't forced, I liked it.
<SiliconVyDude>
WELL i WAS THINK MORE LIKE CURRENT EVENTS
<l-keford>
In my inner heart, i may be open to gay sex, but I will never do it
<l-keford>
I'd like to participate in a bukkake though, but i wont
<SiliconVyDude>
In a strange way I think I understand that
<lori>
Lori writes in her newsletter, Luke F-rd said in pst monday night "In
my inner heart, I may be open to gay sex" hehe
<SiliconVyDude>
so what I am hearing is that your temped by gay men?
<l-keford>
my heart is wild and unbounded
<Jim_Gunn>
l-keford[1],[1]
doesn't the Bible have soemthing to say about homosexuality?
<lori>
I have a question about religion?
<l-keford>
I think it would be a real bonding experience for us to get together
and jerk off on Lori's face
<lori>
Why is it that men come into clubs with bibles and give them to the
prettiest girl. They never want to convert the ugly ones, only the prettiest
ones.
<SiliconVyDude>
so I guess what I am wondering about Luke is do you has gay fanstasies?
<l-keford>
in a respectful manner of course
<lori>
Jim doesn't like to talk about things like that luke
<l-keford>
SVD, very rarely if at all
<SiliconVyDude>
is that true Lori?
***
MikeSouth changes topic to '<l-keford> I think it would be a real
bonding experience for us to get together and jerk off on Lori's face'
<Zoe>
i was given a bible at a strip club once
<lori>
And I ask a club owner once when this guy gave me a bible, and he said
they'll come in and try to convert the cuttest ones. they are not interested
in saving the ugly ones.
<SiliconVyDude>
ever read it Zoe?
<SiliconVyDude>
:)
<Zoe>
nope
<lori>
I'm talking about giving me bibles luke, not coming in my face. hehe
<l-keford>
Lori, by converting beautiful women, it better enables us to spread
the word to the great unwashed masses
<MikeSouth>
lori I guess they are trying to improve the brood stock
<Jim_Gunn>
lori[1],[1]
that's easy to explain, religious nuts are shallow and vain just like
the rest of us.
<lori>
I guess
<Plenepotentiary>
They gonna convert you Lori?
<lori>
Some sick mother f---ers in my book.
<lori>
Nothing worse than someone who uses the bible to get into someones pants
<MikeSouth>
I just use good old american cash
<SiliconVyDude>
the parting of the RED sea has great meaning... hehehe
<lori>
If your truely religous, then you better practice what you preach in
my book.
<MikeSouth>
in God we may Trust but Ben Franklin gets us Pussy
<lori>
God, I had one hell of an offer lately to do an escort thing.
<lori>
Why isn't there any dinasours mentioned in the bible
<lori>
Serioulsy
<TheVoiceOfGod>
Because my child
<lukey>
its not a text book lori
<TheVoiceOfGod>
isn't not important
<lukey>
science
<Jim_Gunn>
Because it's all a fairy tale Lori, need you ask?
<Zoe>
hey thats a double negative
<TheVoiceOfGod>
nor would one use ther Bible to repair a car either
<lori>
Yea, but surely they would be mentioned if they were so much a part
of this earth in the beginning.
<TheVoiceOfGod>
NEXT
<dreamy>
Lori ... a man translated it one day.... and ya NEVER know what kinda
mood he was in and how he interpeted that hebrew s---
<TheVoiceOfGod>
speak to me my children
<lsb>
Lori...man wrote the bible
<TheVoiceOfGod>
actually the bible has been translated over many years
<oz>
hey lori mako and i are cool again
<lori>
Nothing about prehistoric man, just says we were put here and thats
it.
<Zoe>
wheres the orginal bible
<lori>
and everyone was f---ing everyone
<TheVoiceOfGod>
there is no such thing as a orignal bible
<Plenepotentiary>
The bit
<lsb>
I only remember how that bitch eve got us all in trouble
<MikeSouth>
I hate to correct the voice of God
<Zoe>
so its all propaganda
<dreamy>
its on display somewhere - isnt that the dead sea scrolls or something?
<lori> the english took reincarnation out of the king james version so that the people wouldn't have any hope. They used it to control people with fear.