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Thursday, June 8th, 2000

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Porno hanger-ons; deadwood desperados or adding value?

Tribble writes on RAME: From occasionally reading this newsgroup, I have grown curious about the mental health, intelligence, and judgement of the older women that loiter around the porno industry, humiliating themselves, rather than coming to terms with that self-destructive episode in their lives and moving toward more constructive futures for themselves--leaving their jizz-spattered facial "experiences" and Preperation H-afterburn in the past. The frequency of "what ever happened to" questions in this newsgroup indicates most women who make the extraordinarily stupid decision to f--- and suck on commercially-distributed film ultimately disappear from public view. Just think of those wistful posts about Vanessa Chase or Lydia Chanel or Nadia Nyce (as examples). But, what about the older women that loiter around the industry; are they desperate deadwood or value-added contributors to a growth industry? Just to cite a few examples, consider the following:

1) Chessie Moore--How old is Moore these days and how much does she weigh? Given that she now f---s dogs on film and owns breasts large enough to be used by the military as poontoon bridges over the Danube River, is she a deadwood desperado or value-added performer? Has she retired yet?

2) Sharon Mitchell--Mitchell has moved off-camera and taken her mucho-macho-masculine looks to AIM. Clearly, Mitchell is determined to loiter around the porno industry forever. Is she a deadwood desperado or is she adding value in a different context?

3) Brandy Alexandre--A high school dropout evicted from porno-film participation, Alexandre, in classic manic depressive form, loiters around the porno industry via the Internet. A deadwood desperado or adding value?

4) Nina Hartley--Touted as a nurse, an eloquent industry spokeswoman, and an "I'll never get a boob-job" progressive feminist (with a boob-job, no less), this woman keeps going and going and going.... What is Hartley's bodyfat percentage these days, thirty-five to forty-five percent (versus twenty to thirty percent for younger women)? Is Hartley a deadwood desperado or adding value?

5) Marilyn Chambers and Ginger Lynn--No need to elaborate other than the fateful question, deadwood desperados or adding value?

6) The former porno queens from the 1980's now sagging on the dance circuit like Christy Canyon (what's her bodyfat percentage these days?) and others. Are they deadwood desperados or adding value?

Larry Holmes, Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, Jerry Rice, Robert Parish, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Bill Russell, Michael Jordan and John Unitas are examples of athletes who loitered around their industries far longer than is typical. Some were successful and continued adding value as performers, coaches, commentators and administrators. Some were deadwood. The same is true for the porno industry.

Oh, by the way, shouldn't whatever harsh judgements about overage females that continue loitering around the porno industry also apply to the overage geezers that won't go away? Are Cummings and West and Powers et al deadwood desperados or adding value?

Julia Ann Interracial Controversy

Digital Playground contract girl Julia Ann posted to the MrMarcus.com chatboard that she will not be releasing tape of her sex scene with black star Sean Michaels because of technical difficulties. And she seems to be saying that she's retiring.

Julia Ann writes: "About the scene with Sean. It will not be released, but not because of the interracial properties; many things that have been shot will not be released because the footage was damaged. Please don't be disappointed. It is things like this that, that gives one the opportunity to step back and reevaluate ones life and ones decisions. I feel that it is time to try a few new things and let's face it, there is enough xxx material out there on me to satisfy everyone. I've always loved sexuality and beauty and from now on that will be my new focus. I feel that it is time for me to return to the basics, romance and intimacy. I need to make my life more conducive for living an everyday life. XXX is no longer where I am at and it has taken a few personal blows for me to accept that. My site and my career will now be about beauty not shock value and hopefully my fans will make that transition with me. Love JULIA ANN"

Luke: I understand that Julia Ann, like many of the leading white beauties in the industry, have received considerable pressure from the most powerful porners and strip club owners to not do sex scenes with black men.

A long report on Julia Ann's scene with Sean Michaels was filed by Debbie Oakley on the content rich site www.adultdiary.com. But today, Thursday, the report and its pictures was apparently pulled from the site. I was lucky however to have saved a copy.

MrMarcus.com chatboard has more than its share of outrageous material, including this from Reporta: "I heard that Jake steed was arrested for some rape by a ucla freshman. As part of the investigation he drew blood and TESTED HIV POSITIVE. She says that during a "audition for nude photo's" he forced her to perform sex with him while the "armed camera man" enforced his demand. Mr. MArcus your in the industry is this true? Is Jake Steed a convicted felon for armed robbery as well? Now wonder he got the loot to get his own company."

Luke reported a couple of weeks ago that Steed had been arrested for violent assault. There's no confirmation for the claims in the above post. Jake Steed has not replied to my emails on these matters.

Don writes on MrMarcus.com, before Julia Ann made her post: "She [Julia Ann] e-mailed me and told me that the scene was not going to be released for personal reasons. I was damn well looking forward to see that, now it will not be released yall, ck that out.

James replied: Don and others; You just don't get it! It was a publicity stunt! Let me spell it out for you! Julia Ann knows the business she knows the ramifications of doing an interacial scenes. She not stupid enough to shoot one and think that biggot people would give a negative spot. The reason it was advertise was to spur up publicity. It was never done because it was a stunt. She only says it was done to cover the publicity stunt. You will never see the scene because it doesn't exits! Get it now! JJ: Are you guys falling for the bulls--- post she put out, this is typical backing out and trying to sugar coat it, she was catching hell for interracial and has backed down, plain and simple.

Buzz writes on MrMarcus.com about the large number of videos that have their original black and white sex scenes removed: The video was released as "Jungle Beaver" or something like that, but when I rented the video, the scene was cut out. Same thing happened to me with "The Zone." I saw the scene with Dyanna Lauren sandwiched between Byron Long and Devlin Weed, but when I rented the video, the scene was cut out. Same thing happened with a scene between Ashlyn Gere and Sean Michaels. When I rented the video, the scene was replaced with a scene between Ashlyn Gere and Mike Horner. I haven't seen "Dream Quest" yet, but I read that a scene has been cut. Could it be the interracial scene between Mr. Marcus and Alexa Rae?

Also, when Tori Welles made her comeback, she talked about her scene with Mr. Marcus, but either the scene was so dark that you couldn't tell who was f---ing, or the scene was cut out. marcy, do you think there is some sort of conspiracy against interracial films and videos? Why is it that I cannot find a copy of "Hot Meat" containing the hottest interracial scene in history, between the painfully gorgeous Tammy Reynolds and Sean Michaels. They ran each other ragged, sweating and moaning and groaning, and Sean left Tammy with that faraway look in her eyes, like he lifted her to another astral level. But nowhere can that video be found. What is going on? Is there some sort of movement to stamp out interracial videos?

Joey writes: "Luke; I don't know how much bull s--- these porn sluts want us to beleive, but for julia to say she doesn't like the scene with Sean because he's a black man is CRAP!! ALL of the porn women would f--- Sean, or most any other black porn star, on camera or otherwise. As long as there's $$$$ involved, they'll do anything. The girls want us to think they're too good to be with a black man, ha, ha, ha!! Most all white female porn stars have, or will in their soon to be shot videos, do a s/f scene with black men. tthey're not the goody goody angels they want us to think they are. When us fans e-mail them to do a custom video, of a pissing scene, they find some bull s--- line to use to decline, then turn around and do several on video for the European fans, and say "to hell with the American fans" Since you have contact with so many of them, tell them that it's us, American fans, that keep them in business, and to let us see ALL that they shoot. If we don't buy or rent their vids, they wouldn't have a job. Most of them are fakes anyway."

Luke: MrMarcus.com chatboard has contained numerous rape fantasies about porn stars.

MrMarcus writes on his own board: "Out of control...rape. Truly out of control why would you rape? because of rage? of desire? maybe both. I always thought what goes around comes around. Prison makes sure of that. For anyone who feels this need what do you do? think about the women in your life, the ones you love and wish that upon them. Would you? you wouldnt, you cant. It's a serious issue, I'm surprised there isnt someone whose seen this board and has or wanted to share an experience with rape. Is it safe to just think it write about it?. Try to make it fiction. For that asshole who trie to make it real, remeber what goes out comes back to you...it's called karma. I'm no angel, hell I've been a devil , but rape is wrong. It's really that simple."

Bernie Oakley, husband of Debbie Oakley, is a business partner with manager (Julia Ann, Juli Ashton, Devinn Lane etc) Lucky Smith in Adultdiary.com and Risque Productions. Bernie writes on Adultdiary.com: "May 9 Art and Soul - The recent controversial sex scene..." Bernie's note - June 8: That's how the May 9th entry to "Deb's Diary" began. Little did we know just how "controversial" the sex scene really was. We were asked to remove the diary entry and all of the pictures that accompanied it. In spite of my strong objections I have caved in to the requests. So, one month after this article first appeared, it now magically disappears...the wonders of the Internet. What once happened, now never did. Yeah, right."

Luke: Here is Debbie Oakley's report which was pulled from Adultdiary.com:

Art and Soul - The recent controversial sex scene shot between Julia Ann and Sean Michaels was the most romantic porno shoot that I have ever been on. Hell, it was the only instance of romance mixing with Adult that I have ever encountered! As I watched the various camera men move to document Julia and Sean's every move, I still found myself thinking that this was real, that this was lovemaking instead of just f---ing for the cameras. These two beautiful, sexy stars have been flirting with each other for months in anticipation of this scene. I heard a totally unsubstantiated rumor that the two of them even slept in the same bed once and didn't do anything, well, at least they didn't have sex! Sean whispers to me that he makes a habit of masturbating the night before a scene to relieve some of the pressure. This time there had been no self-gratification and he was only the tiniest bit worried about it affecting his performance. He admitted that he was extremely excited at the prospect of making love to Julia Ann and he just hoped that he could control himself.

The location was a huge castle in the Hollywood hills, built this century by a fabulously wealthy Hollywood producer. There was a moat/swimming pool, disco, medieval great hall, more than one hot tub, an aviary with lots of exotic birds, lots of grottos, turrets, well, you get the picture. Julia had chosen a wooden white canopied bed in an all white bedroom to be the site of the dirty deed. The floor appeared to be some type of tile, white with swirls of pink throughout. The ceilings were high and the beautiful stained glass windows opened out onto a lush courtyard with several gold fish pools. The white, virginal theme extended to both Julia Ann's and Sean's wardrobes. Julia's dress was the quintessential virginal piece, white satin floor length, with exquisite covered buttons that served to lock away her luscious breasts and waiting pussy. Sean is wearing a starched, collar-less white shirt, white pants and white shoes. Julia has brought a present for her lover. It is an exquisite bunch of long stem yellow roses with a slight pink tinge on the tips of the petals. Sean stands naked from the waist down as Julia has interrupted him while dressing to give him his gift. He was noticeably moved by her thoughtfulness and says that it is the very first time that a woman has ever given him flowers.

I watch as Julia and Sean kiss fully on the lips. Their love-making is slow and calculated and they are obviously enjoying themselves. Julia kisses him lightly on the neck at the same time she also unties his pants. Sean is standing, arms raised above his head, holding the top of the canopy. He looks like a god, his buttocks are round, tight, and the color of warm chocolate. Julia is seated on the end of the bed and looks up towards her lover's face as she trails her lovely white fingers across his hairless chest. Julia asks, "How' ya feeling?" The camera man has moved in so close that the camera almost touches Sean's impressive genitals as Julia sucks on his big dick, slowly and carefully. Sean's pants fall lower and lower and finally come to a stop about mid-thigh. His member is standing at attention and I gasp in spite of myself. This is arguably the biggest dick that I have ever seen. Now, Julia is using both hands and her mouth as if to devour his very manhood. She is in the midst of tugging and stroking, when with his penis in her mouth, she matter-of-factly asked Bernie what time it was. Bernie was on the set shooting stills and the question caught him off guard. He had to ask Julia to repeat herself. It would make enunciation rather difficult if one had such a monster of a dick rolling around in one's mouth!

Julia begs Sean to pull her hair while she licks his stiff rod. I hear him murmur, " So good, Baby," and I feel like I am in the middle of an Isaac Hayes flashback. The two make eye contact and again I find myself transported to somewhere far beyond a porno set. Later, as Sean and I talk, he tells me, "I don't like the word porn. There are pornographers, but I work in the Adult Industry." His rigid python is perpendicular to Julia's pendulous breasts and Julia whispers, "Yes, I want you." More deep kissing follows, and then Sean moves back and stands at the foot of the bed and very deliberately begins to stroke his swollen dick. Julia is lying back on the bed playing with her engorged clit when Sean says, "I like to watch you touch yourself." Julia's eyes have a hazy appearance as Sean begins to f--- her in the missionary position. One particularly hot memory picture sticks in my head from the afternoon's shoot and that is of a beautiful tattooed leg wrapped as tightly as possible around Sean's ass as Julia arched her back straining for everything this man had to offer!

The sweat glistens on the back of this amazing man as he pounds away in the pale pussy. The camera man is standing on the bed, trying to almost become one of the lovers. Sean moves his big, black dick very slowly and there is ample time to admire it before it delves back into that sweet, dark, secret region of Julia's. He notices that Julia is watching his dick, go in and out, and then repeat itself. Sean, "Doesn't it look nasty?" Sean rolls Julia over onto her stomach while explaining that he wants to see her ass. Sean Michaels is an ASS man! Groans of pleasure grow more intense as the pleasure of the two lovers heightens in intensity. It seems to me that they cannot possibly postpone their orgasms for another minute. The two are super humans, sex machines, whatever, because they decide to stand in the window sill and film the pop shot there! As the lovers climax nears, I swear Sean Michaels looked right at me and smiled that seductive smile of his. This was a beautiful day, with beautiful people, having way beautiful sex. I am thankful to Julia for letting me be a part of it!

There are some wonderful hard core shots of this scene, but I'm going to save them for later! For now, here are some other behind-the-scenes- shots of that day.

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    Julia Ann (photos pulled from Adultdiary.com)

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    Sean Michaels, Debbie Oakley

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    Debbie Oakley, Julia Ann

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    Julia Ann, Sean Michaels

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    Julia Ann, Sean Michaels

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    Julia Ann, Sean Michaels

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    Julia Ann, Sean Michaels

Luke: I heard a rumor that Julia Ann paid $12,000 to shoot the scene with Sean.

Andy Edmond vs Lee Noga

You can find clips of the Lee Noga vs Andy Edmond child porn debate in New Orleans this weekend at www.d-moneyshow.com.

Magick writes on the Topniche.com message board: "D$...what can I say but WOW. Thank you for putting those up, hearing that debate with my own ears has only renewed my outrage at the position that has been taken by Andy...but I, as well as several other webmasters, have made their opinions and feelings about this subject very open. Of course it makes me want to start bitching all over again; but as we all well know, bitching isn't going to have nearly the effect as ACTION. However, a couple things stood out to me...just to paraphrase a small portion of the discussion...

Q: "...irregardless, isn't Sextracker profiting from the cp by having the sextracker logo on the site...?"

Andy: "...we spend 50 grand or 100 grand a month working on this issue...I don't think *profit* is the right word for that..."

Well then what exactly IS the right word for it, hmmm?

"...theoretically Andy could be suffering financially if they're forcing him to keep these things open..."

uh-huh. Yeah, Andy's really *suffering* financially by keeping child pornography sites up...

"...it's not Andy Edmond putting anybody in jail...if I had my way, I would put you behind jail...for the smoke in the air, the bulls---, the false promises..."

Well said. Hell, I suppose it's time for me to quit talking and keep doing what we all have been doing...keep reporting the discusting crap, and remember that WE, the webmasters, are the ones making the difference! " ;-)

Luke: Here's an excerpt from the most fiery sound bite on the D-moneyshow.com site, #7:

Lee Noga responding to Edmond: "You keep talking about your backend. As YNOTmasters, why aren't you leading by example on the front end?"

Loud applause.

Lee: "Are you so huge that you can't maneuver? Ron Levi does not have the problems that SexTracker does with these issues."

Andy?: "Ron Levi does not have the problems that do, but I am putting people in jail."

Lee: "I think the industry should all take credit. Because we report. It is not Andy Edmond who is putting anybody behind jail. If I had my my way, I'd put you behind jail."

Loud gasps. Someone asks "For what?"

Lee: "For the sloganeering, the bulls---, the false promises and hiding behind the name YNOTmasters. I have welcomed you Andy Edmond. I have welcomed anyone... There's only so much sloganeering I can take and explain off to the inflexibilities in the industry... Why don't you lead by example? If Sextracker gets involved, then there will be a domino effect on the front end.

"Why are you the one who's connected to the federal government? Why is it just you? You're not the only webmaster resource cat in town. Why are you the only one who has these problems [with hosting child porn]?

Johnny Castano Crippled

Las Vegas photographer Johnny Castano phoned Thursday morning.

JC: "They want to do my back over because I am crippled. It's been nine weeks since I could walk. And I'm not getting any better. And my f---ing legs... So I'm going to get a second opinion this coming Monday. So tell all those people out there, if you're going to get a back operation, really check out who's going to do it."

Luke's Magical Mystery Porn Tour

My porn tour for media only takes place Tuesday, June 13th. RSVP now.

Hank writes: Luke, the porn tour sounds like a great idea. Be sure to go by Dr. Peter Cheski's office and see if he can show you some innovative new breast implant techniques, you might even be lucky enough to catch him giving a consultation to a porn starlet. Hell, he might even let your tour watch a breast implant procedure.

Or visit Helen Elliot, and you might catch her "consulting" another porn starlet and recommending a cosmetic surgeon. You might catch important phone calls made to her by honchos of big companies arranging breast implants and nose jobs for their contract girls.

Or you could take a trip by Mark Carriere's office (if he doesn't send out jack booted thugs) or John Bowen so everyone can hear him tell a new girl her body is "s---". Having a group of people around would probably be advantageous for Mr. Bowen.

Luke Gets Mail

DKVideo: BiSex video players: Lauryl Canyon, Shanna McCullough, Tianna (the artist formerly known as Mrs. Collins) and Stacey Donovan have also been performers in bisexual videos. Additionally, while it was not a bisexual title per se, Jamie Summers did a feature with Jeff Stryker during the late 1980's.

Tommy: Luke, while learning that a few more stars have done Bi-sex videos, i wonder why so few? Is there a fear that the sex is too dangerous? Does the industry have a fear that the women will get HIV from the men, despite the fact that the movies are always condoms for everybody? What is the problem here? To me, it seems that Bi-sex videos seem to be right now place to stick the older girls. Not many of the women listed on your site are new-commers and most are over the age of 30. Does that seem odd. Most of the scenes aren't that bad or hardcore. So why can't or perhaps why not do stars like Chloe, Jill Kelly, Jenteal or Serenity do Bi-sex movies. Hell, Semore Butts could do a whole line of Bi-sex movies with Ashley Klass squriting on guys locked in a 69. I have a feeling that if more stars tried Bi-sex movies there would a better market for them. Hell Janine could finally do a girl/guy scene.

E! Channel Larry Flynt Documentary

The E! Channel is working on a Larry Flynt documentary. They've interviewed numerous Larry Flynt Publication employees as well as folks who've known Larry for 30 years.

Oh You Doubting Thomasses!

Hello, Mr. Ford! It's me, Cindy Plenum! Some of you refused to believe me when I said that I paid a plastic surgeon to install breast implants in my back as part of my performance art installation. Only in Berlin, where I did the public unveiling, were fans understanding. But for reasons that are obvious, I could not reveal who did the surgery. Well, without breaking any confidentiality agreement that I had, see the following story in today's New York newspaper. Thank God I was not the first person who had this done! And is there anyone out there who could help me get a patent on a new bra that I have invented? It is called "The Inline Four".

Lots has happened since we last spoke Luke, especially to you. You seem to really be getting it all together, what with your new radio show (will it appear on shortwave? you would do great on Radio Free Europe!), bus tour operations, and your blooming romance with that nice jewish doctor. Dont listen to any of the losers who cannot stand to see someone else make something of themselves. This is your time to shine!

Berlin Awaits You Still! Cindy

I DIDN'T KNOW DOC BUST-ED MY RUMP By DAREH GREGORIAN

CHEEK THIS OUT:

Mary Gale (above) left a Manhattan courthouse yesterday after testifying that she still has lumps on her posterior where a doctor put in and removed breast implants.

A former go-go dancer testified yesterday that she didn't realize her Park Avenue plastic surgeon had used breast implants for her butt-enhancement operation until the surgery was behind her. When Mary Gale finally saw the results a week after the surgery was completed, "I was horrified.

"They looked like two [breasts] on my butt," she exclaimed, breaking down in tears on the witness stand in Manhattan Supreme Court. "I didn't want to show anyone my body. I was too ashamed."

Gale, 43, is suing Dr. Elliot Jacobs, charging he made a derri-error and committed malpractice when he used silicon implants for the backside-broadening procedure in 1990. Her claims were buttressed by photos taken shortly after the operation that showed what looked like two small breasts protruding from about halfway up her rear-end.

"I looked like a freak show," the slim, tanned blonde said, adding she was in "extreme pain" for weeks and had problems sitting and lying down. "I felt like I was on fire down there. It was burning," she said. At Gale's insistence, Jacobs removed the implants three weeks later. The doctor's lawyer, Paul Paley, said his client did nothing wrong and Gale should've given the implants "a chance to work."

Rape and the Quran

Luke's resident Mullah writes: "The Quran teaches that men are base, and women must be protected from them. It is a fact that men rape, men abuse, men make porn on the backs of oppressed women. To end pornography and to end prostitution and rape is to end the oppression of women. When you in the West see that this is so and end pornography, rape, and prostitution, you will be the happier for it. Obey Sharia, and you will live happier, healthier lives."

Lynne replies: If all authority is to be questioned, the Quran deserves closer examination that most, for it purports to be a holy document deserving of attention and respect. Islam is a backwards religion, having no respect for women. It oppresses them, and blames "the nature of humanity" for the resultant social stress. Under Islam, women have no rights, let alone sexual rights. They are not allowed to worship their god as part of the community -- they are segregated even in prayer. (Mohammed obviously approved of Jewish Orthodoxy.)

Yes, you Muslim, you -- you have it backwards! Try: "To end the oppression of women is to end pornography and to end prostitution and rape!" (Although to empower women's sexuality would bring about a flood of pornography of the most delicious kind.)

Men are not base, only big and badly socialized, and women can protect themselves, if they are socialized into it, rather than out of it. Any Israeli chick who's served in the military can tell you that. Globally speaking, prostitution is a distasteful employment option in the face of a prejudiced labor market, sexist wage gap and limited educational options.

Let's take rape, a popular issue of the day, and just a couple spiritual beliefs about it: one typical belief is that there is some omnipotent, benevolent, vindictive supernatural being to whom we should be paying attention, who plays with the emotions of men and women on a personal level and "lets" them do stupid, hurtful things like rape. Another is that because men are made in His image, and men want sex more than women do, rape is sanctioned by a Guy's God as a Guy thing.

As you can see, spiritual beliefs can be spun out to justify almost anything. The Marquis de Sade believed that rape was a natural consequence of the laws of chaos and Darwinian evolution, and I tend to agree with him.

What I sense in the excerpts from the "rape discussion" that Luke has so kindly posted, is a lack of language skills among these men, rather than the urge to do real emotional or physical harm to women. It's as if it has to be couched in terms of violence, because there seems to be nothing between the extremes of "I wanna take 'dat bitch" & "Darling, I beg you to bear my children" that doesn't get a man slapped!

I truly don't believe that Mr. Marcus or fellow participants really want to physically injure and emotionally destroy the women they are naming as those they most sexually desire. I think they just want to f--- the bejeesus (a religious term, I believe) out of them and don't want to have to consider as to whether the women want them back.

They want to make a manly, agressive "no strings attached" sexual pass at these objects of intense desire, ideally receiving eager consent in the return. Just like in the pornos. Society wants to discourage this behavior, by putting women in purdah, or corsets, or by executing rapists, or by sending everyone to Hell.

Women, too, have no equivalent expressions for "I'd like to have him in the sack but I wouldn't want to marry him." We're expected to at least maintain the pretense that the sex isn't casual, but is leading to, "Darling, I beg you to bear my children." Otherwise we risk pregnancy with a man whose first urge becomes taking us out in a boat and toss us overboard, for interfering with his "no strings attached" agenda and the rest of his life. (This is a lot more evil than a first trimester abortion, isn't it, Luke?)

We need new non-gender specific shorthand for "I desire to posess you sexually, fully and completely in every orifice, though I would never hurt you to do it." An expression of admiration for the object's desirability that doesn't imply taking it by force and doing damage to it. Why admire a Ming vase if one's intention is to smash it against the wall?

Kylie Ireland Interview

Greg from Unchain.com writes: We've added a Kylie Ireland interview to the site if you want to check it out. http://www.unchain.com/current/porn_interviews.html

Amy Steinberg - Return Sanity To Our World! Please?

Sincere Catholic Guy writes: Luke! What is going on? Yesterday two of your most levelheaded female contributors just completely deteriorated. NJG and Goddess have always been two of the most measured and responsible voices in your fractured world. It was chaos! Luke, you must restore your site to order. Desperate times call for desperate measures so hear me out.

I would like to have "Tough Jewish Chick" a/k/a "Amy Steinberg" return as a semi-regular contributor. You must admit it took some pretty big balls ... er ... ovaries (?) ... to come to this site and call us all "losers!"

BTW Amy nobody ever did successfully dispute your assertion. I'd like to see TJC return in the capacity of an advice columnist (Dear Amy?) or in the form of a feminist essayist or in any format she felt comfortable with. Through her keen insight we men (and Lynne Lopatain, who I always considered a gay man in a woman's body) could learn what women in general and single successful professional Jewish women in particular really want and need. Maybe there could be a topic of the month (week?) for readers to post questions on and TJC could respond to the ones that she thought had merit. She could really add to the debate and understanding here.

Luke are you willing to give up a few column inches for rational discussion? TJC are you willing to educate the "losers!" of Luke F-rd. So let bygones be bygones. We need you TJC. Will you help us?

(cue the music: "We are the world! We are the Children! We are the ones who make a brighter day ... ")

Luke: I am willing.

Why Do Mexicans Live Better Than Luke?

Chaim Amalek writes: Admit it Luke, you wonder why those less well educated than you, less intelligent than you, and hell, let's be blunt here, less white than you, so often live better than you. Common Mexicans and other folks who do not even speak the White Man's Language often have better housing, nicer cars, and better women. The answer is to be found in the clues you leave all over your web site. Consider the following material from it. I have snipped a bit, but the order in which you chose to present the material has been preserved:

_________________ Mike Blatt and the Traci Lords Controversy Luke invites comment from Mike Blatt and others on the following, particularly as I have not talked to everybody involved.

Lynne writes: Silly Goddess! Even gay relationships are egalitarian these days! . . . . Bless NJG with your understanding and the desire to perform fellatio.

IS THIS ENOUGH? CAN I PLEASE HAVE SOME LOVE NOW!!!!!!

I left Parliament News in 1979 for Boston to attend the University of Massachusetts, College of Public & Community Service. I had the crazy notion that I could provide more service to those afflicted with various sexual variances . . . . __________________

Chaim: Clearly you ought to have put the comments concerning Goddess along with the other comments in the very entertaining dispute between she and NJG. Instead you place this block of text immediately after soliciting comments from Mike Blatt on another topic entirely. Or maybe not - who can tell? One just cannot discern what you intend to communicate because of the often slipshod manner in which you edit your site.

The message that you typically send out is that not only are you are too damn lazy to contribute much original material to your own site, but that you are too lazy even to rationally arrange the material others provide for you free of charge. Remember, being lazy might be cute when you are twelve or are a hot 20 year old woman, and it might work on television sitcoms, but believe me, it does not work for the non-rich in real life, and certainly not at 34. Like it or not, you are the editor of l-keford.com. So start editing, and proof before publishing!

Lynne: Dear Chaim: Thank you for noticing Luke's inability to edit copy coherently, and using mine as an example. Luke's personal dichotomy of love/hate leaves him unable to decide if she should present me, warts, bad syntax and all as a public object of derision to punish me for the emotional turmoil I create in him, while simultaneously unable to bring himself to edit me in the slightest, which embarrasses both of us. Please try to love Luke despite his failings, and encourage him to date editors.

Luke: What did you think of Dapper Dan and Johnny Handsome?

Chaim: OK, sounds. good Just wonder why they are dissing the Blackwoman 80:20 is a dis [since they are in New York, can they pimp their talent out to me? Just kidding. (As the newly energetic editor of LF.com, you realize that the preceeedeng, repleit with erohrs of avery type is not worth pbulishing, right/?(

Luke: What do you feel when you see beautiful white women having hardcore sex with handsome hung black men?

Chaim: No woman, of any race, should ever have sex with a man who has just been executed. How do YOU feel, Luke?

Fat Horny Middle Aged Women

Dudley Moore writes: Regarding Brad and Lynne's discussion yesterday, I personally don't believe porn is about finding needs that are not being met in a relationship. I see porn as part of a neurotic, self-defeating behavior pattern, and as an addiction whenever it appears as part of an isolated, circumscribed behavior.

Speaking of lusty women, however, and more emphatically, the lack thereof, I'm personally most dismayed by what seems to be an inescapable fact of adult life: there seems to be an inverse relationship between a woman's attractiveness and how openly lustful she is.

The frightening reality is that the most openly horny heterosexual women are fat, ugly women in their fifties(most often). When you see them in a group, lounging around talking, you know they have sex on their minds!

God help you if you have hair on your chest, because they're going to give you that instinctive " HAIR!!!..." look. In fact, they openly let all their lusts hang out, including stares to men's crotch areas, which most women never do except in their bedrooms. In my opinion, these ugly frumpy women are worse than anything ever dreamed up by porn.

Attractive hetero women, on the other hand, seem far more concerned about getting a tall guy with social standing. He makes them look good, and how can any of their friends or parents say anything bad about a tall guy. Tall is proven success in sex and business. Then they only ever completely let go sexually in the bedroom, where they feel safest in a monogamous relationship.

Of course, they have no problem getting needs met with so many potential male partners always available. So their challenge is getting a guy they look good with socially, so they can be the envy and talk of their social group. The more heavily competed for a guy is, the more they must have him. And they love to look up with longing looks to their tall men!

The underlying explanation for the difference in male/female horniness is proven to be hormonal, according to Donald W. Pfaff in the book Drive: Neurobiological and Molecular Mechanisms of Sexual Motivation. Female primates, including humans, do not release brain hormones for sex and mating behaviors. They can engage in sex without any accompanying release of hormones in their brains, whereas in males, there is always and instantly an accompanying release of brain hormones anytime there is so much as a sexual desire!

Luke versus Jerry Springer

Dudley Moore: I'm constantly amazed and irked by the transparency and success of Jerry Springer 's stunts. Jerry and Luke really have a lot in common, because what Jerry's show is really about is

1. exposing sexual violators

2. pointing the finger at them

3. joining in the audience's condemnation of them

4. always ending up as the guy in the white hat!

Jerry has it all figured out. He knows society will never condone sexual violators, so he's always guaranteed to have the audience on his side in condemning them. The difference between Luke and Jerry Springer is that Luke always finds a way to end up wearing the black hat!

Luke: I heard a whacky rumor today that John Stagliano died but when I called Jeff Marton, John's assistant at Evil Angel, he laughed hard and hung up.

My computer is now running beautifully thanks to a helpful Taiwanese man Charley Chan who spent three hours with it last night.

I need an email address or contact info for Wicked girl Temptress please. I have something I know she wants.