Wednesday, May 17th, 2000
Kianna Bradley - Earl Slate Update
Earl Slate's trial has been delayed for three months.
Kianna phoned at 3:45PM Tuesday: "Today was horrible. I broke down because he wouldn't accept the second plea bargain [offer]. I start crying and he starts laughing. And so at 1:30 PM, they were supposed to start the trial. We get back and [find out that] the DA had postponed it until September 4th. They said, 'We're going to give them enough rope to hang themselves.'
"He's making all these allegations. Phylisha Anne and Chris Cannon came in and said, 'He has given her permission to sign those checks in front of us. And there are a lot of other people, other talent, that she has hired for his movie, that will verify that.' And the detective basically said, 'They were married. He gave her permission. She was his production manager. Case closed. There's nothing else he can do.'
"The checks were not written out to me. But they were for production.
"I've got a permanent stay away order against him. And he just thought it was f---ing hilarious. And he was never in prison. He was in jail. And not for assault. But for his outstanding drunk driving warrants.
"They told him. You've got all these allegations against her. Prove them. The Mercedes? People already called the DA and said he was the one who gave us the order to ship it. And the company where the car was stored at, said that he'd come in to give them a check and said that this company was coming to pick up his car. So he's f---ed on that. And he's calling my ex-husband. Do you want me to threeway him right now?"
Luke: "Yeah."
Kianna: "Hey Ryan, I've got Luke on the phone."
Luke: "How come you guys are still married?"
Ryan: "How come? What do you mean how come we're still married?"
Luke: "I thought a couple of years ago you guys were going to get divorced?"
Ryan: "We were planning on it but I never turned in the papers."
Luke: "So what do you think of this big mess that Kianna is in right now?"
Ryan: "I think the guy is a cocksucker, that's what I think... For a grown man to act like a little sissy like that..."
Luke: "How long have you known Kianna?"
Ryan: "About four or five years."
Luke: "And is she a truthfull person?"
Ryan: "Huh hmmm."
Luke: "How would you describe her personality and character to people who don't know her?"
Ryan: "Beautiful and wild."
They laugh.
Kianna: "You've got to remember Luke that I am the mother of his daughter, so he's got to talk good about me."
Luke: "How do you feel about your wife appearing in porn movies?"
Ryan: "At first it bothered me but hey, when I met her, that's what she did. I can't change her. If that's what you want to do for a career, you go after it."
Luke: "What did you think when you found out that she'd married Earl?"
Ryan: "It surprised me but didn't surprise me. She cared about the guy. She loved him."
Kianna: "And he's never seen me like this before."
Ryan: "She don't act the way she's acting now. She's a lot stronger person. I don't know what this guy did to her. He's made her weak. He's broke her down somehow because she don't act this way."
Luke: "Would you like to see her get out of the sex industry?"
Ryan: "Yeah, I would. There are two other things that go on in that industry that I'd like to see her get away from."
Luke: "Drugs?"
Ryan: "Well, I wouldn't, uhhh... That is not for me to say."
Kianna: "You can go ahead and say."
Ryan: "Yeah, that and everything."
Kianna: "Luke's a friend of mine, Ryan. You can tell him how you feel. You can tell him that you want to kill Earl."
Luke: "What's the other thing? Drugs and?"
Ryan: "Drugs and the sex!"
Luke: "But she can still listen to rock n'roll."
Ryan: "I don't know. I just don't... I don't know. California's changed her."
Luke: "In what ways?"
Ryan: "I don't know."
Kianna: "I used to be strong and independent."
Ryan: "Yeah, it's like she's not in control of herself. Everybody else is controlling what she does. She don't control her life anymore."
Ryan talks to their 18-month daughter Alessandra.
Kianna: "Tell him about the bars we used to go into."
Ryan: "We were like tag team partners. We'd walk into a club and the first thing security would say is, 'Hi, how are you doing? Please don't fight in here tonight. Allright?'"
Luke: "You guys used to get into a lot of fights?"
Ryan: "We used to go in and I'd fight the guy and she'd fight his girlfriend just for being there."
Kianna: "Ryan used to be one of the bouncers in the club. And he'd throw the guys out and the girls would try to jump him. Because he was throwing their boyfriend out... So I would have to stop the girls."
They laugh.
Luke: "How did you learn how to fight, Kianna?"
They laugh.
Ryan: "Lots of practice."
Luke: "You're just a little thing. How did you get into fighting?"
Kianna: "I'm little but..."
Ryan: "Let me tell you, she can throw."
Kianna: "Ryan's seen me."
Luke: "She can throw what?"
Ryan: "She can throw down. I've seen her brawl a few times."
Kianna: "Tell him about when the DJ stopped the club."
Ryan: "She don't bitch slap you. She beats your ass.
"You're not going to write this in anything, right?"
Luke: "I wanted to."
Ryan: "All this?"
Kianna: "He can."
Ryan: "But he could use this against you?
"We were in this club in Alabama."
Kianna: "Because she scratched me and my girlfriend tried to defend me."
Ryan: "Then the girl pushed her in the forehead. Well Kitty was standing on the stage and this girl was sitting in a hightop chair. Well, Kitty grabbed the girl by the back of the head. And Kitty was wearing combat boots. And was kicking the girl in the head, right square in the face. Bam, bam. The DJ comes over with his microphone and says, 'Kianna, you don't have to kick her in the face.' She goes, all right, pulls her head back and starts punching her in the face."
We all laugh.
Kianna: "Oh my God, those were the days."
Ryan: "I'm telling you. See what you're missing?"
Luke: "Do you do that any more Kianna?"
Kianna: "I haven't in a long time."
Ryan: "You need to come hang out with me some more."
Kianna: "That's what Earl's trying to bring up. My bar fight in South Carolina over Ryan."
Ryan: "That's what people do there. It's redneck city. Everybody fights everybody."
Kianna: "That's how you earn respect there."
Ryan: "You get your respect that way out there. It's not like most places. If somebody f---s with you, you've got to teach 'em or you don't get respect."
Kianna: "It's very different."
Ryan: "Her and I had a name in that town."
Kianna: "Not to mention other things."
Luke: "What was your name?"
Kianna: "Nobody messed with us."
Ryan: "I'm going to take her [Alessandra] out here and get her dinner. I will still be on here..."
Kianna: "When we met, I was featuring in South Carolina."
Ryan: "You wouldn't believe that woman was shy. You should've seen her. It was great. She was shaking when I went to talk to her."
Kianna: "You don't understand. This man was 5'9", 250 pounds, solid rock. And just a body that would not stop. And he had big baggy clothes on. He was shy too. He never showed off and I liked that.
"All the [male] strippers were always trying to f--- me and I never paid attention to those guys because they repulsed me. The strippers, the owners of clubs, the managers... I only dated one guy in South Carolina aside from Ryan."
Ryan: "240. Come on.
"Before I even met her, she was coming in to feature. They were going, ohmigod, this girl is coming in to work here and showing me her slicks. And she walked in the door, I checked her ID."
Kianna giggles: "I was pissed."
Luke: "He was the bouncer?"
Kianna: "Yes."
Ryan: "She looked at me like, you don't know who I am? I still had to see her ID."
Luke: "Kianna, you were already a porn star?"
Kianna: "I had done the Randy West, Joey Silvera, Babewatch and the Philmore Butts. And I had done hundreds of magazines."
Luke: "Ryan, did Kianna work as a prostitute?"
Ryan: "What? Hell no. Not that I know of. She better not have."
Kianna: "You don't understand Luke. I would not f--- anybody."
Ryan: "What happened?"
Laughs.
Kianna: "All the guys would always check me out... How Ryan and I ended up together... His friends set us up to see if he could f--- me."
Ryan: "And I wouldn't, would I?"
Kianna: "No."
Luke: "Why not?"
Ryan: "I had more respect for her than just to take her home and f--- her."
Kianna: "Although I wanted to."
Ryan: "Oh yeah. Trust me."
Kianna: "He's gorgeous."
Ryan: "Are you gorgeous?"
Ryan: "No. I might've been at one time."
Luke: "How many women have you had sex with in your life, Ryan?"
Ryan: "About ten."
Luke: "What was the key to your relationship with Kianna?"
Ryan: "We were just alike. In every way. I could be sitting in a club and she'd know exactly where I was standing, even if I was clear across the room. And she'd know exactly where I was standing at... We always looked out for each other."
Kianna: "I got into a fight with a guy, because he was picking on a little guy."
Ryan: "This kid dropped a quarter and this other guy picked it up. And the kid was like, give me my quarter back. And this guy was tall, she had to jump to hit him. Well, she's like, give the guy his quarter back. He wouldn't do it. And the next thing I know, there's goes his hat flying off his head, because she smacked him in the mouth."
Kianna: "And then Ryan came. And everybody said, you better run. It was a closed bar. A key bar. You had to have a key to get in."
Ryan: "I commenced bouncing him off every wall in there."
Kianna giggles: "Everybody said, oh s---, here comes Ryan.
"Ryan left Earl a message and Earl got really upset about it.
"I was upset because we [Earl and Kianna] were having problems. And Ryan was like, girl, you never act this way. I've never been to where I would let a man get to me or hurt me. Or hurt my feelings or anything.
"So, Ryan called me and I was crying. And he was tired of it. And he called Earl and goes, 'I hate to tell you, but she's still my wife. And you're breaking her heart. And I know she cares about you. I don't f---ing know why. But if you f--- with her again, I'm coming down there. It will take me six hours and I am going to kick you in your pussy."
Laughter.
Ryan: "I remember you telling me to say bye to him, so I said 'Bye sweetie.'"
Kianna: "Earl goes, why did he say he was going to kick me in my pussy?' I don't know. I guess he thinks you have a pussy."
Ryan: "He acts like one."
Luke: "How many fights did you guys get into?"
Ryan: "Dude, I've been fighting for ten years. So... We got in plenty."
Kianna: "Enough."
Luke: "Did you guys ever fight each other?"
Ryan: "No. We'd bitch at each other..."
Kianna: "Ryan would never hit a woman.
"He is the one man I can say who unconditionally loves me. And I kick myself in the ass everytime because I tell myself... And all my friends even see it too. Phyllisha Anne even said to me today, Ryan really loves you. No matter what, he's always there for you. And I know this. He's the only man who's ever really loved me."
Ryan: "And I still do. And we were lovers too... We had great sex."
Kianna: "We did. And he knew that I cared about Earl. It bothered him but he knew that was what I wanted. But he couldn't stand seeing me sunk down like this."
Ryan: "You've always been the first person to say 'f--- you' to anybody. And now it's like, she calls me up and she's all whipped. I've never seen her like that. I guess he just broke her down to the point where he made her feel like she had to depend on him."
Kianna: "And the heroin thing."
Ryan: "Oh, I went off... When I found out that he gave her that s---, I went off. I don't think he remembers the conversation because he was so whacked out on the s---."3
Kianna: "He shot me up with heroin."
Ryan: "What kind of person does that to somebody? I mean, you weren't tied up?"
Kianna: "No. Not at all. It was my free will. I said, like a dumb ass, if you're going to do it, if you're going to kill yourself, then kill me too. Then he finally shot me up. And I was looking at the needle because Ryan knows how terrified I am of needles. I was like, I can't believe he's doing this but I can't back down now."
Luke: "When was this?"
Kianna: "A week before he died?"
In December, Earl Slate died of a heroin overdose, according to Kianna, but was resuscitated by paramedics and brought back to life.
Kianna: "It was the day Phyllisha came to the door and found him with a needle."
Ryan: "Didn't she find a s---load of needles in there?"
Kianna: "After he f---ing OD'd, his mom cleaned out my room [at Phyllisha Anne's house] and found 15 needles filled with heroin. His mom dumped them in the sink. Then found a bunch of already used needles. In my room, he hid this s---.
"When they pronounced him dead, Luke, the police came because it was a crime scene. But then they brought him back and so it wasn't a crime scene no more. But they wanted to search his room. And I wanted to go to the hospital so they did not search my room.
"His mom came back. And she said, what was he on? I said, he was fine when I went to bed. He was just drunk. Because I've never seen anybody on heroin.
"We start cleaning my room and she's finding needles left and right. And I was tripping. She was like, what is this? He had a lot of needles. I thought it was for his injections."
Luke: "What injections?"
Kianna: "In his dick. Because those were the same needles."
Ryan: "Injections in his what?"
Kianna: "In his dick."
Ryan: "His what? Why?"
Kianna: "Luke."
Luke: "So he could get hard. Ryan, you don't like to shoot up your penis before you have sex?"
Ryan: "With her, I never had to."
Luke: "But with other women, you had to?"
Kianna: "No, he doesn't have to shoot up his dick. He's never even heard of it."
Ryan: "I don't know what you're talking about."
Luke: "Ryan, you ought to try it sometime. Don't knock it until you've tried it."
Ryan: "How is it? Good?"
Luke: "That's what I hear."
Kianna: "Ryan, I will beat your ass."
Ryan: "Have you done it, Luke?"
Luke: "No, but I've heard of it."
Ryan: "No? Well, let me know when you try it and maybe I'll try it."
Kianna: "Now, if you two men actually meet and shoot up your dicks to f--- a chick..."
Ryan: "What's the point? Does it last longer?"
Kianna: "No. He does it, Ryan, because he can't get hard."
Ryan: "Why?"
Kianna: "He says steroids."
Ryan: "Oh whatever. I did them too. And mine works just fine."
Luke: "Yeah, but did they diminish the size of your nutsack."
Ryan: "It comes back."
Kianna: "It takes away from your nuts but it doesn't do anything to your dick but make it bigger. Earl says because of steroids and all but every guy I've ever dated basically has been a body builder and has done steroids. And none of them have had a problem with getting their dick hard."
Ryan: "I could walk through the grocery store and shop for tomatoes and my dick would get hard."
Kianna: "I've never seen a guy who uses steroids have a problem with getting his dick hard. It's always the other way around. They've always gotten their dick hard when it wasn't needed to get hard."
Ryan: "But I am going to have to try that out, just to see what it is like."
Kianna: "No, no, no... You're not f---ing going down that Earl Slate road. You are the father of my daughter. I do have some control."
Luke: "Was it just the once that he injected you with heroin?"
Kianna: "Yes. Ryan got on the phone with him when he did it and f---ing went off."
Ryan: "I was sitting there talking to her on the phone and she goes, hang on a minute. Then she got back on the phone and I was going Kitty. And she was going bleh, bleh, bleh. And I said, 'What the hell are you doing? What's wrong with you?' She couldn't even talk. I said, what are you doing? And she said, heroin. And I said, 'Put that motherf---er on the phone.'"
Kianna: "And that was the first time I had ever done it. I told Ryan, he's killing himself. And Ryan goes, so you wanted him to kill you too? And I said, I wanted to see what was making him like it so much. I wanted to know. I've never done it before. I wanted to know what the big attraction was. What the big romance was."
Luke: "What a story."
Ryan: "You've got a helluva column, huh?"
Kianna: "I have a script, man. It's f---ing unbelievable. Put Alessandra on the phone and let her say hi to Luke."
Ryan: "All right. You want to talk to momma?"
Kianna: "Alessandra, say momma! Momma!"
Alessandra: "Momma."
Kianna: "Say momma. Momma. Alessandra."
Luke: "Alessandra."
Kianna: "Alessandra, say hi. Say hi baby."
Alessandra gurgles:. "Oh no."
Kianna: "She's a doll."
Ryan: "She looks just like her mom."
Kianna: "You should've seen her birthday."
Ryan: "I had her party catered."
Kianna: "She got a car and a Lazy Boy. Harley Davidson outfits."
Ryan: "She's going to ride with her daddy."
Luke: "Didn't Earl have a guy show up with him today?"
Kianna: "Duke. I think he sells condoms."
Luke: "Duke aka Sydney Glassberg? The old guy who is bent over?"
Kianna laughs.
Ryan: "He's a rump ranger?"
Kianna: "Probably, if he is hanging out with Earl."
Ryan: "He's a Rump Ranger on Butt Patrol."
Kianna: "Earl did a transvestite movie, Ryan."
From my archives:
5/6/98
Earl wants to make clear that he did not catch gonorrhea at the Shayla LaVeaux gangbang. He believes that he caught it a few days before. He just noticed the day after the gangbang that his dick was dripping, and he went in for a check up.
Earl wants to make it clear that he has never done anything gay. As he told me on Monday.
He did, however, in his first video in the industry play Zorro the gay blade in a video directed by Jane Waters, a man, for Devils' Films, entitled: Transexual Prostitutes #2. Lisa, Brandy and Geneva are on the box cover. They look like girls, but when you look at their private parts, they are not. In fact, there really are no women in this movie at all. It is directed by Jane Waters. Production date is Feb. 28, 1997. Earl goes by Zorro in this film.
Earl did not take it up the ass in this film. Nor did he do anything gay.
Rather, with a condom, he f---ed a transvestite up the ass. And, he emphasizes, that everyone was tested before and after.
And this was his first movie, and he has never done anything like it before or since. He thought the object of his affection in this scene was a woman. This may seem hard to believe as the "women" in these scenes clearly possess penises.
Still, Earl does not consider buttf---ing a guy dressed as a girl to be gay.
Pat Riley: "He did two sex scenes in the movie, not one, and it's impossible not to see the "objects of his affection" were not female. The first takes place in a photographer's studio where Zorro (Earl) the photographer, and two other males gang bang Lisa Lawrence (not too pretty black she-male with curly red hair, too-muscular body, and medium cantaloupes). Lisa gets off a cum shot and the guys give her a sperm bath. The second is with Brandy Scott (a considerably more attractive blonde she-male) and takes place on the roof of a building at sunset.
"It ends artistically with Zorro/Earl silhouetted against the setting sun. I didn't note whether in this scene Brandy got off a cum shot but it's certainly possible as she has done so in others in the series.
"Buttf---ing a she-male is not gay? Sounds like the guys in prison: "I didn't really enjoy it so I'm not gay.""
Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
Ryan: "Oh man, I can not wait to look this guy in the eye."
Kianna: "Tell him Luke what he was called. Zorro the Gay Blade."
Ryan: "What a fag."
Kianna's in hysterics.
Ryan: "I can't wait to look him in the face."
Luke: "Ryan, how do you feel about homosexuality?"
Ryan: "It's not for me."
Luke: "Have you ever been tempted?"
Ryan: "To sleep with another man? No."
Kianna: "When you had me..."
Luke: "You weren't saying, oh, I wish I could've had Fred over there?"
Ryan: "What?"
I hear a crying baby.
Luke: "That was only meant with tongue totally in cheek."
Ryan: "What did the comedian say. 'I've never looked at another man's hairy ass and said, 'I'm not leaving until I get some of that.''"
Kianna: "I think that's what Earl was saying as the balls were swinging against his."
Ryan: "Shut up, I don't even want to hear about that s---."
Kianna: "Ryan, remember when you said you were going to come kick him in the pussy."
Ryan: "I am going to look at him and say, 'Hey Zorro.' Put on your dress."
Kianna: "You know, I could tell you a story Luke, but I don't know if I want to say it in front of Ryan.
"You guys should know that I am not into two guys and one girl. I'm more into two girls and one guy. I love women as much as I love men. But I don't like being dominated by the two guys rather than the two women. So, I used to bring home women all the time and Earl kept thinking for some reason he had to repay me. And get me another guy."
Ryan: "But really, he wasn't wanting the other one for you."
Kianna: "Exactly. That's what I wanted to tell you."
Ryan: "He wanted it in the old A-N-A-L Canal."
Kianna: "He gets me a guy. We're f---ed up on coke one night. And he has his friend come over who has the smallest dick I've ever seen in my whole entire life."
Ryan: "Did he look at you and say, I don't want to hurt you?"
Kianna: "So they blindfolded me. And I'm lying down. And Earl starts f---ing me. And the guy is eating my pussy but not really eating my pussy."
Luke: "Ohhh."
Kianna: "I'm feeling something and I'm hearing Earl go, how does it feel? Is he eating your pussy good? And I'm going, I don't feel no tongue. And I take the blindfold off and there you have it. I guess he gave a better blowjob than I did."
Ryan: "Woman, what is up? That is f---ing sick."
Kianna: "I was in love."
Luke: "Ryan didn't bring other guys home?"
Kianna: "Hell no. If another guy even looked at me, he was gone."
Ryan: "I was a little protective of her."
Luke: "You didn't like another guy licking her vaginally while you were penetrating her?"
Ryan: "While he was licking my sack? No."
Kianna: "With Ryan, nobody would ever disrespect me. Or look at me twice. You see, the way it is in South Carolina, if somebody wanted to pay me a compliment, they would go to Ryan and pay him the compliment towards me."
Ryan: "Or ask if it was ok to compliment me. Total respect. Ryan has a lot of respect. And girls, with me, if they wanted to talk to Ryan, would come to me and ask if it was all right... The one girl that did not do that, I warned three times. That's the one Earl's bringing up. The one I ended up going to jail over.
"The cops called me, 'Kianna Bradley, can you come turn yourself in.' And I said, 'Today is not a good day. Can I come tomorrow?'"
Ryan: "When she walked into the police station, she had all the cops rolling laughing."
Kianna: "I told the girl three times, he's my man. Leave him alone. I don't want to have to hurt you. But she kept calling and calling and calling him..."
Ryan: "She left a message on my machine. If you're going to keep a pet, keep it on a leash."
Kianna: "The next time I saw her in a car, I walked up to her and said, bitch, I left my leash at home."
Ryan: "That was your bachelorette party."
Kianna: "I was drunk."
Ryan: "You have to understand the girls she hung out with. Nobody would say anything and the girls would say, that girl over there called you a bitch. Just so she'd go over there."
Kianna: "They liked to see me fight. They thought it was cute. Because all these girls were big and bad and I was so little. And when I'd approach them, I'd be nice about it. I would always talk civil. People would f--- with me. A girl would go, who did you have to f--- to buy your tits? And I didn't even know the people.
"And I'd go up to them and go, that wasn't very nice. And I told my friends that I wouldn't fight in their club so I will have to get you when you get outside. They didn't believe me until I walked behind them when they left the club. I told you I had to get you when you got outside."
Ryan: "She followed a girl down the stairs, grabbed her by the back of her hair and bounced her face off the plexiglass door."
Kianna laughs. "Then the bouncer looked at me and said, Kianna, I told you to wait until you got outside. I said, I was close.
"This other girl kept f---ing with me. I told her you're young, that's why you're dumb. I understand that. But you need to quit messing with my man.
"She hid from me for two months. Then I saw her outside this club. And I said, bitch, I left my leash at home. Then I grabbed her by the throat and slammed her to the tables. And got on top of her. Got pulled off. She ran to the cops... I didn't beat her up that bad."
Ryan: "She wasn't marked up."
Kianna: "I just got my point across."
Ryan: "You sit here and hear all these stories and you wonder why we are not together. It took me a year after she was gone before I could sleep with another girl."
Kianna: "Ryan loves me more than any kind of love that I will ever experience from a man. And I doing the porn industry, wanting my career for some f---ed up reason, wanting this in my life, meeting Earl and falling in love with him, blah, blah, blah... Everything I was doing was not fair to Ryan. For someone to love me like that and for me not giving it back to him was very unfair to him. That's why we are not together."
Ryan: "Well, you are the first to hear that because... Thank you for saying that because you've never said that before."
Kianna: "But that's what I tell everybody. It's not fair for you to love somebody that much and for you to not be treated as you should be treated. I learned that from experience with Earl. I guess it taught me a lot. It was me seeing myself in Ryan. It was me being Ryan and Earl being me, except a lot worse.
"Luke, do you think all this will hurt me?"
Luke: "No. I don't think it is relevant to the Earl case."
Kianna: "You need to promote my website, www.kiannabradley.com."
Luke: "Who operates that?"
Kianna: "The person I can't stand."
Luke: "Bo from LGI?"
Kianna: "Yeah."
Luke: "Are they sending you money every month?"
Kianna: "Hell no."
Ryan: "This is the second or third website you haven't gotten a dime from."
Kianna: "I'm just waiting. Bo will come around one day. Maybe he's just having a hard time... But if he comes around, he needs to remember that I am here and that he owes me money.
"Give Alessandra kisses and hugs for me and tell her that I love her.
"Our daughter is everything to us. That's why it is so hard on me and Ryan right now because I could probably be doing a lot more with my daughter if I wasn't in trial every f---ing day.
"Kianna's doing an anal scene Friday for Metro."
Ryan: "Oh oh."
Kianna: "My first f---ing anal scene. I take that back. I did an anal scene for Ed Powers."
Ryan: "That was hilarious. She was lying in bed, moaning and groaning. What's the matter? Your butt hurts?"
Kianna: "Then I did about two minutes of anal for Cinderella with Earl. But Friday is going to be Kianna's first really good anal scene."
Luke: "What happened with your scene with Ed Powers?"
Kianna: "I couldn't do it."
Luke: "Because he was too big?"
Kianna: "Yeah, it just hurt. I'm not used to having it in the butt."
Ryan: "Trust me. I tried."
Kianna: "It just doesn't work out for some reason. I don't know why but my butt just says no thank you.
"But Friday I work with Chris Cannon. I'm at his house right now. He's like my best friend here. After that I am going to go home for a couple of weeks and play mommy."
Donedone@aol.com: Luke- Glad to know that there are tough guys like Earl Slate still hanging around. You gotta like a guy who beats his wife. Thats tough. She probably deserved it anyway. Oh by the way, did I mention that he f---ed another man in the ass. Heres some haiku.
Homosexual tendencies
And wife beating
Tough guy
Nice Jewish Girl phoned Tuesday night. "I don't think that Kianna story was wild. It was just typical working class dysfunction. I know you think it is really wild but working class people have really f---ed up lives. This is something you don't know because you were protected from all that."
Luke: "I'm from a higher class."
NJG: "Do you know what your fascination with porn is?"
Luke: "Because I want to slum."
NJG: "It's your way of slumming it. It hit me today when you were saying in PST, I can't believe this. It's blowing my mind. Then I'm reading it and my eyes are glazing over... There was nothing shocking. I've slummed it my whole life. When I was a teen, like you, I was fascinated by the underclass."
Luke: "You were working class, your dad was a bus driver."
NJG: "I didn't live with my dad. I lived with my mom and stepdad in the San Fernando Valley. He was a tire salesman."
Luke: "He was like Willie Loman from Death of a Salesman. I was upper middle class."
NJG: "I was fascinated by these people as a teen. We think that they have more feelings than the cold places we came from. Because somehow money equals cold places, in our heads, because we're f---ed up. And only the working class have feelings and more dysfunction. They drink. They smoke and beat their children."
Luke: "They live life more intensely."
NJG: "They do and so you're fascinated by it. But I'm not anymore."
Luke: "Today's interview did blow my mind. They used to go out fighting together."
NJG: "I knew people like that. The working class do that."
Luke: "I don't know anyone like that. None of my Jewish friends even use marijuana."
NJG: "You're middle class but you like to live the working class. You don't act like them. You're a breed apart. I don't even think it is the porn that fascinates you, it is the working class dysfunction. I've lived through that by going through punk rock. I lived in really bad ways, so I got it out of my system."
Luke Interviews Nina Hartley's Wife Bobby Lilly
While porners prowled the halls of California's capitol last Tuesday, May 9, Israel Independence Day, I sat in the sixth floor cafeteria schmoozing with Bobby Lilly, the wife of porn star Nina Hartley.
Bobby: "The press said that this is one of the annual events they look forward to, and they will see us again next year. That means we have gotten our message across."
Brandy Alexandre: "Oh god. I love Bobby, but does she *really* think they've gotten their message across? Sounds to me more like they look forward to seeing porn stars. It almost sounds like she got a little too pumped in the morning pep rally and is still stuck in the fog of the hype."
Luke: "Kat said you had appointments with most of the legislators?"
Bobby: "Either formal appointments or drop-in ones. There are seven groups [of porners] moving around the capitol.
"The feminist Democratic legislators appreciate women like Kat and I. We're part of early feminism. We're the ones who say that sex is not evil, dirty, nasty, vile. Sex is good and positive and women especially need to own their own sexuality and be in control of it. This was early feminism, before the anger at men rose up...
"For fifteen years, I've been saying sex-positive feminism. At the AVN Awards in January, Inari Vachs coined a new phrase - sexual feminism. So often we're a sex negative culture."
Luke: "Many women in the industry have low self esteem."
Bobby: "But there are many more in the industry since 1984 who have good self esteem, since Nina made her first movie. More and more women are coming in consciously empowered because they want to be here in a positive way. We can't stop people who are going to be on a negative path in their lives. And if they see sexuality negatively, they are going to gravitate towards that arena. All we can do is provide an infrastructure of support and try to encourage the right kind of people to come in."
Luke finishes his second Hansens smoothie.
Luke: "Some of the women look like cattle to the slaughter."
Bobby: "I see that happening to women in a lot of ways in this culture. Women are exploited and abused. Sometimes men are too. All we can do is stand for the right thing. And empower more women in this business so that when they come across someone in a bad situation they can help... They can help guide and mentor them. You know Nina, she talks to everybody. And she just doesn't say, this is a wonderful pool. Jump in. She warns them. If she sees somebody in there and she sees that it is not good for them. She's not going to keep her mouth shut. She's going to talk to them. She's not going to talk about them behind their back.
"But she's going to reach out with a loving hand of concern and say, are you sure that you really want to be here? Is this the right place for you? Why are you doing this? Have you thought it through? Is it just for the money? The money isn't worth it. There are people who've stepped out of the business after she's talked to them. And then a couple of years, when they've got their heads straight and are not having problems, they've come back into the business and had a wonderful time."
Luke: "Shayla LaVeaux for instance."
Bobby: "She has definitely benefitted from Nina's mentoring. Shayla has been the little sister that Nina never had... There's now a network of women who can do this. Shayla is now mentoring new women coming into the business.
"The first time we were up here, nobody would dare to be seen with us. They appreciated us and supported us but they were afraid to be seen in public with us. They were afraid of the stigma. They have now overcome that fear or the climate has changed. Porn is more mainstream than when it was an illegal criminal activity 25 years ago... We now have a generation of people who've grown up with porn.
"We've seen the young people who come up to us are not drooling addicts who abuse people and hate women, but I see groups of guys and gals who appreciate each other... Porn is a part of their world and they are more accepting and tolerant of each other's sexuality, rather than get what they can get and abuse. It's a cultural sea change, an opening up of sexuality."
Luke: "So you see society heading in a positive direction?"
Bobby: "Yes, overall.
Johnny Castano Fires Back
Johnny Castano called: "f--- this ex-felon Mad Jack who says he has a $7000 video budget. The only $7000 this guy's seen is when he robbed that bank that he went to jail for, for ten years. I am pissed off at him because he stole my props and beat me for $125. Not for that old bag Tia who's had four kids and been busted twice for prostitution. I thought this asshole was my friend and he f---ed me over. Another Johnny Come Lately in the porno world who knows s--- about shooting videos. He's such a smart guy that he went to prison and that tells you how stupid he is."
Porn Race
Pope John Paul II writes on RAME: The porn industry has a funny take on race. If you have darker skin, but are not obviously asian or hispanic, then you're black. I must have seen Dee in a half-dozen plus black-themed vids before I read she was Puerto Rican, and few Puerto Ricans, even those as dark as she is, self-identify as "black". Vanessa, the tiny East Indian/French/Chinese mix, also appeared a number of black tapes. And I never figured out whether Maya Souls was hispanic, asian, or some blend of these and more, but she also ended up doing the black thing. The first I read of Lana being half-thai was on a website that was trying to keep track of who the REAL black girls were, listing the authentic Arican-Americans and outing the asian and latina imitations. Very strange.
Net Gossip
XXX: CEN has not paid its advertising bills for Netpond and YNOT yet Joe Elkin's bragging about buying into Net Surprise. He reconciled with WebOverdrive.com but he only owed them a couple of gran. Without Sharky, webmasterradio.com operated by Cybererotica.com, have nothing.
I emailed Joe Elkin, owner of CEN, for comment and received this form reply: "Hello, I am gone for a while. If it is an emergency, feel free to e-mail Lezlie (lezie@cencash.com)."
Elkin is in France, partying with Private Media.
XXX: Now that Elkin has partnered up with Ron Levi with Netsurprise.com, he's going to take over the world. I know he's got a thing for Nick, called him a thief. Elkin has said in the past that he's going to stiff Netpond.
It looks like Netpond and YNOTnetwork.com are getting cozy. Perhaps they will merge.
Web Skews Sex Education
CHICAGO, May 16 (Reuters) - A rising tide of Internet pornography is creating a growing public health problem in sex education, a psychiatrist said on Tuesday. ``I'm very concerned about children,'' Donna Woods of the University of Michigan said, adding that easily accessed pornography was portraying sex as a public event, disconnected from human commitment.
She said she had treated a teenage boy who had become a zoophile through various Web sites that caused him to spend 16 hours a day on the Internet without eating or bathing. Zoophiles say they favour companionship with animals that can include unforced sexual contact. Woods said her patient told her that zoophilia today was where homosexuality was 20 years ago and before long could be considered normal, accepted behaviour.
Mike South Replies To Gloria Leonard
Mike South sent this to GeneRoss.com who did not run it:
HyGene, I can always count on Glorioski to jam her foot into her mouth about as far as anatomy will allow. Glorioski I know that the FSC has shoddy record keeping and all but if you look back you will see that I was indeed a member, hell ask Bill Margold, he can tell ya. And as for giving you idiots more of my hard earned dollars, I'd sooner spend them on a hooker, at least she will f--- me for it not with it.
Oh yes and one last question, just whose "sorry ass" has the FSC ever saved? Except those sorry asses who draw a salary from the members donations. If you were a serious organization and on the up and up you would be tax exempt. Its time you people put up or shut the f--- up.
Ebay cracks down on worn, dirty, skanky, cruddy panties
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Because of the issues we have had surrounding used undergarment and used footwear listings, we will no longer be allowing any modeling of these items in the general section. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. If you desire to model a used undergarment, you will need to list the item in the adult section. We have a brand new category that would be appropriate for this type of listing.
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Samantha Scott - No Limits
Samantha writes: Hi Luke, I'm a big fan of your site and the chief protagonist of i-candicam. com. As such, I'd be totally honored if you reviewed my site. Better yet, I'd love to meet you in person. Any chance you'll be at the Cybernet Expo in New Orleans?
Basically, I'm an over-the-top Ph. D candidate with six languages, five e-mail accounts, four jobs, three pairs of skates, two daddies, a webcam and zero inhibitions. Tune in, be turned on: www.i-candicam.com.
Curious writes: Why did you even bother to link Samantha Scott's lame ass site. Talk about weak! Even your masturbation diary was sexier than her yammering on about some date with a millionaire last October. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Now this is a hot FREE site worth checking out!
Amused writes to Lynne: Good news! I've got a line on a 26 year old guy with long hair and an athletic build who is seeking a long-term relationship. Interested? Check out the link - www.jesus.com. The bad news is you may have to convert. Good luck.
Playing Doctor
I found this at Inside.com, a formidable internet competitor to l-keford.com: A British jury heard yesterday that a surgeon ordered couples -- including a teenage boy and girl -- to have sex on his couch as he watched. Peter Green, 49, is being tried on charges of indecent assault surrounding his unconventional fertility treatments, which reportedly involved bogus medical procedures designed to make people ''do things they would not dream of,'' according to a prosecutor. The Sun reports that Green persuaded couples seeking fertility counseling that he needed to observe their love-making techniques, and while the prosecutor says the doctor ''had an utter disregard for his patients,'' at least one witness claims his girlfriend became pregnant following a visit to his office.
Luke: How will Inside.com impact GeneRoss.com and LF.com?
Rumdar: Luke...Just a quick one before I leave for Rudyard's to catch The Friend's of Dean Martinez. I just checked inside.com. I see it is a pay site. In which case it will not impact Gene or Luke F-rd one bit. Cheapskates like Rum will never ever pay for anything on the web...I mean nothing. You are safe.
Excerpt: GettingIt was founded and funded by Al Hadhazy, who owns Webpower. Webpower is one of the larger porn companies on the 'Net (IFriends.net, Intimate Friends Network, SafeSexPlus.com, etc.)
But Al, our Charlie from Lake Worth, Florida, was keeping us in the dark. He prohibited all of us from talking to the media -- even our friends -- about GettingIt. Furthermore, he eschewed any and all promotion of the site. No advertising, no cross-promotion, no partnerships, nothing. He wanted us to grow by word of mouth. He did link to us from his porn sites, and it wasn't long before the Web logs found us and began linking to us.
Al (who you will recall was to have no editorial input) kept pressuring us to run more sex content. One email read something to the effect of "I want more sports and sex, politics and sex, music and sex, movies and sex SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX." Since we already had one section devoted entirely to erotica, I thought this was a ridiculous demand. But the guy's a pornographer, right? I should have suspected. Not long after that, there were penises popping up on the front page, and I was starting to want out. The thing was, you could never tell exactly what he wanted because he was alternately inattentive and detail-oriented. All I knew was that we were blowing a small fortune, and you can't do that forever.
On the other hand, I was getting to write about essentially whatever the hell I wanted to. Masturbating clowns, polygamist preachers, GodLovesFags.com, wrestling boot camp. I was interviewing and meeting all of these heroes of my youth like R. Crumb, Mike Watt and George Clinton. I was working with writers I read and liked. Plus, I was hooking all of my friends up with well-paying writing gigs -- we started at $.50 a word, which was pretty good for a webzine.
Jewess Zara Whites Back
Dichman writes on RAME: the movie is called la dresseuse(which means the animal trainer).it`s an french-.german coproduction.it was released 1999 and it`s not a compilation but a complete new movie with zara whites.she is in several scenes but lez only.
Luke: Jay Cee no longer resides at Rob Spallone's shooting house.
Luke apologized (for an unfortunate "fresh meat" remark and including intimate information) by phone Tuesday afternoon to "Julie," a redhead who appears prominently in Luke's April 27th update.
Osty writes on RAME: The all Girl Movie is out since last Year, Its called HELL ON HEELS and has Jenna in all 7 scenes. Her latest and more than likely last movie for Wicked is DREAMQUEST and will be out late July on DVD and tape. Jenna has one Girl/Boy scene in this one with Devinn Wolf. Her other scenes are allGirl with Asia, Temptrss etc. Jenna said she will start her own company and produce movies herself. Her new website will be online soon. Good Luck Jenna !
According to everything I've heard, Jenna doesn't want to do anymore porn pictures and is now focusing on a mainstream career. As if Hollywood will welcome a porn star with open arms.
Bush: YEAH, RIGHT!!! Maybe Jenna. Pretty much alot of people know who she is already and what she does. Hot cock sucking whore if it wasn't for the feminists she could make it for sure. I'm sure Steven Speilburg needs a blowjob and I'm sure he'll let Jenna be in one of his movies. You know why.
Justin: Luke, My contacts tell me that Jenna Jameson has been hanging around a group of Hollywood 2nd rate producers. And has been given a very small part in the next Joan Severance sexual physco thriller. True??? Apparently she was hanging out with Aussie gal Kylie Minogue??
Mad Jack
Mad Jack phoned Monday night to rebutt comments by Johnny Castano.
Mad Jack: "I never said I was going to be on the cover of the LasVegasWeekly.com... I really thought more of the article was going to be devoted to me, but that's fine. What was said was fine and dandy. If Castano wants a f---ing battle, he's full of s---. He's full of s--- when he says that I was calling him. I have not called that f---ing old man in months and months. Six months...
"So his little phone thing. Yes, he did call my P.O. [probation officer]. Johnny is all about ratting this and ratting that. That this guy's a rat and that guy's a rat... But what did he do? He called my P.O. and ratted me out. My P.O. called me. He thought it was a joke. He knows what I do. He saw the article in the Las Vegas Weekly. Nobody here in Vegas has a problem with me.
"It all stems back to my Tia relationship. He's jealous as hell because he's an old bitter man who has nothing going in life. He's sick. He's been in the hospital. And I honestly do wish him well. I also wish that he'd stay the f--- out of my life and I will stay the f--- out of his.
"I was just blown that you interview him about a girl [Kelly Jean] that he tried to turn me on to six months ago, that I think looks horrible. And I wouldn't use in my wildest f---ing nightmares. This guy reminds me of Emmett.
"Another thing, I thought that me and Kid Vegas were ok. Then I see that he has to make some kind of Mad Jackass comment again. I'm going, what the f---, dude? We were good. And he was talking about people he'd knocked down on the net and Mad Jackass was the second name he mentioned."
Luke: "What's going on downstairs?"
Mad Jack: "A fetish flick. I've got Marilyn and a brand new girl named Celeste who is f---ing all of it and a bag of chips. They're doing a smother thing with my partner Rob Seven. Rob never even knew of Bruce Seven when he took the name."
Lynne's Rant For Wednesday
Lynne writes: My alterego, Diana Roth (who wants Luke to know that she chose a Jewish nom de porn long before meeting up with him and his obsession for Kosher pussy) thinks the overexposed joke is really funny. Diana doesn't believe there's such a thing as over exposure. That's why she's not allowed to drink champagne in public. Lynne reminds us that Luke is the editor, not Lynne. That if Lynne were the editor, the site would contain nothing but Luke, Luke and more Luke. We would all be expected to post our Masturbation to Fantasies of Luke F-rd Diaries on a daily basis.
Lynne wants to point out that the copy from Muffmania #5 is not misogynistic. Therefore appealing to a healthy Curious-ity in what women looked like before the bikini wax was invented. (And also appealing to those males who were eroticized early on when they caught a glimpse of their nude mothers and wondered why mom had hair on her privates and they didn't.) That's not me on the box cover, by the way. I can tell from the fingernails and the jewelry.
As a good Jew, I exploited myself to the fullest -- collected $$$ to do all the hairy honey stuff I could, then got paid to shave it off.
My reading in "History of Beauty" taught me that absence of body hair has ALWAYS been a component of feminine beauty, in that absence of body hair in both genders separated humans from our bestial cousins, and that the comparative absence of body hair in women differentiated them from men, thus establishing a standard for the feminine. Arab women, shrouded from head to foot, remove their pubic hair with tweezers in group grooming sessions. Amazing what women will do when they're excluded from all participation in society and bored out of their minds. Do modest Chassidic women, who I presume would never wear a bikini in public, also remove their pubic hair?
If one took the most beautiful woman one could find on a month-long camping trip, would one find her less attractive as her body hair grew out? Would he of the whipcord thighs reject Janine or Jenna Jameson after the first week? Or would he prefer her to pollute the clear mountain streams with shaving gel for his personal aesthetic pleasure?
But back to Luke. NJG, it must be my lesbian tendencies, but I've never really dated anyone. I don't ask guys to spend money on me wondering if they're going to get "it" or not. I feel friends ought to be able to hang out together physically as well as virtually, and I always assumed Luke's refusal to be seen with me in public was that he didn't feel I was attractive enough to impress onlookers. That hurts. Or, conversely, that my mere presence created such erotic arousal in him that he wouldn't be able to control himself and would spend the entire time with an embarrassing and annoying erection. That's better. [LF: True. That's my concern.] That I understand. Seriously, his aversion to my physical presence must be overcome before we undertake certain writing projects (as mentioned) or we'll impede our own ability to collaborate. Considering that I am a better writer and a far better editor, it behooves Luke to GET OVER IT and let me put his books together so that he'll get all that "free copy" and have more time for chasing women who don't want him so he'll have something to complain about to his therapist.
There are indeed lots of cute guys in Portland, but there's only one Luke F-rd. And the world is better off for it.
Orthodox Jews are forbidden to have tattoos, and also to pierce their ears or have cosmetic surgery. When my grandmother got her ears pierced in the 1920's, her family was horrified! My nose is my own -- I remember being about ten years old, and the dentist telling my father that I had a really beautiful "profile." Ran home and looked it up in the dictionary. By the way, I'm thinking of getting a new, Jewish-themed tattoo. Any suggestions? And I would NEVER have anyone's name, including Luke F-rd's, tattooed on my body. Especially Luke F-rd's. Tattooing is a sacred ritual, and all my tattoos have deep symbolic meaning to me. Luke is a man, and therefore just a temporary diversion from the truly meaningful and sacred things of this world.
Lynne responds to Nora's comments: Men and women are reared with a double standard when it comes to sex. Leora Tannenbaum's new book, "Slut," explores the difference between men who are sexually active and women who choose the same path. Men are reared to take pride in sexual conquests; women are brought up to avoid their sexuality at all costs UNLESS it is used to achieve the socially acceptable goal of acquiring the right husband. We wear "dress(es) cut down to here" as bait, but it's strictly "look but don't touch."
Two things happen to screw up our sexual development: First, we have sexual urges just like men. It feels good when they get scratched. Second, we get labeled negatively should we be perceived as having gotten our itches scratched (whether in fact we have done so or not.) Once we've been labeled, it's hard to continue to ignore the itches, and we go on to have the sex of which we've been accused of having. If people think I'm a slut, I might as well go out and have some fun with it. Thus any woman who acts on her own sexuality is considered to have a problem by society, and obviously any woman who would choose to enter sex work is considered to have severe sexual problems.
The rates of prior sexual abuse among porn participants have been informally documented and appear to be high, but the rates of sexual abuse and rape among all women are a lot higher than we'd like to think, and probably higher than statistics indicate. A recent study indicated that most male college students "would rape if they could get away with it." Of all rapes, 84% are committed by boys or men known to their victims. To me, THAT is a sexual problem, even though rape is defined as a crime of violence rather than a sexual act. Why do men get such a charge out of "taking" something that is a lot more fun when it's freely given? And why do we have such negative labels for the woman who gives sex freely because she herself gets enjoyment from the act?
This is a capitalistic society, we all need to earn a living, and why not get paid for what men are always trying to steal anyway?
It takes a lot of self-esteem for a man to pursue the path of "porn performer." Being naked and displaying an erect penis before a crowd takes confidence. He can't have anxiety about his size or performance. Men are admired by this patriarchal society for scoring with as many women as possible; the porn performer is at the apex of the sexual heap.
Pat Riley seems to despise male performers as much as he does female performers. Equal despicability is, I suppose, closer to the egalitarian sexuality and society some of us crave so badly. But for those of you who complain about feminism (a label to which I will not subscribe), I have a question: if you resent so badly a system which casts men in the role of "economic support," why do you also fight so hard against women being independent creatures able to support themselves? Because, as Pat points out, we have no need for men except as breadwinners, and wouldn't have sex with them otherwise? Then why not encourage us to be more sexual, rather than less, and let us see men as potential sources of fun and amusement and orgasms rather than as beasts who insult us and take what they won't let us give.
And just how old is Pat Riley, anyway? I don't want to know so I can evaluate him as a sexual object, I want to know why he holds such archaic opinions. Go back and read some Robert Rimmer, Pat.
Are Old Biddies Erotic?
Pat Riley writes on RAME: No need to say "IMO". Anytime I say something is erotic or not, it's IN MY FRIGGIN' OPINION. Anytime I say some broad is butt ugly or pretty it's in my opinion. Almost everything I say is IN MY OPINION! Got it!
Pointing out that it's MY OPINION that old biddies are not erotic doesn't say anything about the validity of my opinion or whether my opinion is shared by lots of people or just a tiny subset of the population, or whether it has some basis in a higher authority such as evolution, biology, or for the religiously inclined, god. Faced with an industry where there's an enormous premium paid for the young and only a tiny subset of barely known and generally derided companies (mainly Filmco and Totally Tasteless) producing old age porn and a larger society where, despite PC efforts, youth is treasured and lauded to the hilt, I can well see that you might have to scratch to come up with a substantive argument to support a contrary view and thus have no recourse but to fall back on an ad hominem.
>Own up to the fact that you (and others) don't find something erotic, but >goddammit, allow for there to be others that do.
No. Group pressure is a perfectly valid method of keeping the members in line. Start praising the old biddies and you have me (and probably Torris and Becky) to contend with.
>BTW Pat, do you find sex with Mrs. Riley to be unerotic? And, if so, do you >tell her that?
1) Fantasies and real life are two completely different things.
2) Sex is only a minor part of marriage. People who ignore this rule end up in divorce court.
3) My personal life, except insofar as I choose to share it, is not on-topic for this group.
Nineteen #32 Fifth Dimension
Voyager 7 > Nineteen #32 Fifth Dimension > >Da Girls: April, Ariel Laine, Gia, Kayla, Nina
Pat Riley: I can't wait. How long has this one been out? I've been waiting two weeks to get my hands on a copy of Barely Legal #4 but the guy only has two copies and these filthy raincoaters are all running them through their greasy cum-stained VCR's. I really have to get a better video store. Today I couldn't even get into the porno rooms. it was like trying to board a rush-hour subway train so I had to look over the normal movies and of course by the time the place cleared out a little all the good stuff had gone.
>Rating: 3.0 out of 4.0
With Ariel and Gia and good acting you only gave it a 3? A little parsimonious, eh?
>Actually, the highlight of the video, was the acting abilities shown >by Shiloh. He is more than just Ariel's stunt-cock. Looks like the guy >has acted in high school plays, maybe some acting school, who knows, >he could take over Herschel Savage's anointed "best male actor in >porn" spot.
Hmmm. Maybe we've underestimated Shiloh. Given that DJX says his real name is Kyle, I wonder where the "Shiloh" came from. Is there perhaps some pop music reference I'm unaware of? Or, maybe there's a prison called "Shiloh"? If not, he either paid attention in high school civil war class or he's been in contact with some evangelicals. An actor and a semi-intellectual and a porn stud. Now there's a combination that you don't see very often.
> All the more reason for Riley to start progressing on the >she-male conversion of Shiloh. Pat, something else I noticed, he has a >Dorito (Torris TM) patch of chest hair on his upper chest, which I >think would have to go. Do you have the phone number of the Hedgehogs' >"Wax-Specialist".... :-)
Our efforts in this regard might have to be put on hold, voyager. After all the course of estrogen I was planning would have been introduced by telling him "It's to improve your performance on screen" or "It's a new drug. Much better than the heroin, you're used to." but from what you've said here he might a little too savvy to take gifts from strangers.
> ALSO, from my >Riley-induced Diversity Training, i.e., being able to divert one's >eyes from just the naughtie-bits of a girl and widen one's experience >to..... the tummy, etc.... I found this "April" to have a fairly fresh >C-Section scar. It was still red! Where is the cummerbund effect when >one needs it...
She had the scar back in Pick Up Lines #38 which has a production
date of 5/1/99 so presuming her scene was done a couple of months
earlier the scar must be over a year old at the very least. Either
this is an old scene predating PUL or she's been rubbing it
>Scene 2: Ariel Lane and Shiloh
Very nice. I can't wait. Tell me, though: Ariel strips somewhere in TX--Austin, I think. In your experience with nudie bars does that mean that some PL is getting his hands on her delicious little body. Someone other than Shiloh, I mean. IOW do these girls sell "a feel". Given that up until her porn debut she was a house girl (only two types right? House girl and headliner?) is it likely (or obligatory?) that she was giving lap dances?
>Shiloh and boss-man are working on the proposal, some good banter >between them, Shiloh excuses himself to go to the bathroom. He >approaches the bathroom door, which is partially opened and sees the >boss' daughter (Ariel) in the bathroom, posing in front of the mirror >in her undies. Shiloh peers at the boss' daughter, as Ariel slowly >touches herself. Ariel notices him, but Shiloh believes he is unseen. >Very good sexual tension here. After his eyecandy-sneaking, Shiloh >returns back to the boss. Did he ever pee? It's these little things that make the difference you know. Plausibility and all that. >Scene 3: Gia > She goes into number 10, we find her in a bathtub, with only >white lacey panties on.
Was there water in the tub? Why would anyone wear panties in the bathtub?
Who's the Better Reviewer - Roger Pipe vs Lenny?
Pope writes on RAME: Rog is a fine writer, but he has a tendency to pad his reviews a la AVN. While he not quite as bad, he's slowly getting there. On the other hand, his interviews are usually informative and his gonzo journalist work is quite entertaining. And he probably wouldn't have that the kind of access to talk to the porn stars unless he padded his reviews to the extent that he does. An occupational hazard, I suppose. In a very narrow sense, Lenny is the better reviewer, but he needs to take a writing class some time. There's a certain virtue in writing plainly and sticking to the point, but come on, Lenny...His reviews almost read like police reports. Invariably accurate, but a little too detailed and quite dull. I'd trust Lenny's grade over Rog's, but I'd rather read the latter.
Superwomen Choose God
From the May 14 Washington Times:
ROME - Heiresses, models and successful businesswomen in Italy are abandoning their fame, fortunes and wealth and men to enter convents and take up the life of a nun.
Fabiana Benedettini, 30, an attractive basketball champion, last week surprised her hometown of Pisa by taking her vows in the Sanctuary of Santa Margherita of Cortona.
Possibly the most surprising new recruit to a nunnery is Luana Borgia, the porn queen who last month amazed television viewers by announcing that she too would be entering a convent - though not forever.
Luke's Libel Insurance
My policy with Lloyds of London will be expiring in a few months and I doubt it will be renewed. Does renters insurance cover for libel? Anyone with a recommendation for cheap coverage for libel? Email Luke
I need to buy a new computer. Any recommendations?
After a week away, I went shopping Tuesday and bought $166 worth of groceries. About $50 worth of protein bars, particularly my favorite Promax Bar - Lemon Chiffon. And 10 cartons of soy milk. Five different flavors of fruit juice concentrate to make smoothies. Five pounds of Golden Delicious apples and six pounds of bananas. And packs of lemon, strawberry and lime icecream bars. And two big bottles of Kedem grape jiuce.
What Would Luke Do?
Lynne writes: There's this Christian motto "WWJD?" they put on jewelry and bumper stickers and such: "What Would Jesus Do?" It's supposed to be a guidance for decision making.
How about "WWLD?" "What Would Luke Do?" For example, Luke would not smoke cigarettes. Luke would not drink champagne. Luke would not eat at MacDonalds. Luke would not have casual sex with a woman he met at a bus stop. Luke would not drive a conspicuous status-conscious luxury vehicle. It's an easy-to-follow code for making ethical and moral decisions.
Unfortunately, there's also "Luke would not wash his sheets." "Luke would throw paper towels in the toilet." "Luke would wear the same suit to temple week after week." And a few more of dubious value which escape me for the moment, but which I'm sure your less besotted readers can contribute.
Personally, my big decision today based on WWLD will be to not buy cigarettes. But who else has made a decision today based on WWLD? What was it? And did it work out? Was it good for you?
Now that I've done my homework and e-mailed it to the instructor, and written for you, and to NJG, and spoken with VCA, and written the cable people, can I tell you how much I love you, and how precious you are and beautiful, and all that other stuff? I'm putting a copy of the college newspaper in the mail. Nothing about you in it, just so you can see what my name looks like in print in a legitimate format. Then you can use it to clean up after masturbation if you want, although I wouldn't advise it. Really, Luke, that is what tongues are for. Actually, that is what mouths are for. Watch a guy masturbate and then let him come in one's mouth. No clean up and two very happy people.
Is watching someone masturbate considered sex? Is what I describe
above sex? Because I know you like to masturbate. Basically I do,
too. But there's times when I masturbate to give myself an orgasm,
and there's times when I masturbate thinking of you to give YOU that
orgasm. When you've been especially nice. Sometimes I want sex with
you but other times I just want to be close enough to feel your presence.
I realize that to you all of it is miserably uncomfortable, so I feel
guilty about it all, but I'd rather be honest and apologize than lie.
A thousand miles of terra firma is even better protection than latex.