Tuesday, May 2nd, 2000
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Luke: I've taken this from the above link, a parody of YNOTnetwork.com:
Ever since the YNOT 'Adult' Network was purchased by Flying Crocodile, aka the "SexTracker", it has been reborn into a complete piece of s---. For all adult webmasters and surfers, alike, who once viewed the YNOT Network with deep respect, it's time to move on to other alternatives that suck less.
For example, Netpond. As most of us realize, YNOT is heading downhill under it's new management. It's just a matter of time before it eventually crashes and burns.
YNOTsucks.com was inspired by YNOTmasters.com and 90% of it's repugnant staff and affiliates. Disclaimer - Here is the obligatory and most amazingly boring disclaimer: All these images and text are not meant to resemble or be misconstrued as any of the corporations mentioned. This site is for entertainment purposes only. In other words, if you do not agree with this website, tough s--- big boy, you can go f--- yourself along with all the Corporate pieces of s--- out there. Do not ingest this page, it is harmful to your mental and physical health.
Furthermore, "Under United States Copyright Law, anyone may use copyrighted materials in criticism, review, or parody; this is called fair use." This site in it's entirety is definitely criticism, and parody, not to mention downright satire and sarcasm.
YNOT Network keeps YNOTsucks.com a secret!
01-20 Slashdot YNOTs new president's ego skyrockets!
01-20 Wired News Flying Crocodile's CEO appoints Greg 'Otto' Geelan
as YNOT's new president: LET THE ASS-KISSING BEGIN!
01-15 YNOTsucks Kevin Blatt's mouth runs again... "undisclosed amount"
YNOT was sold for is revealed.
01-15 AVN Former YNOT bratboy sells company..
Leading Websites According to PCDateonline.com
http://www.pcdataonline.com/reports/tmPropertiesSingleFree.asp
31 Blue Mongoose
32 Kara's
44 Porn City
54 Intergal
60 Flying Crocodile
64 Cybererotica
KK: The FTC has cracked down on an Internet porn scam that resulted in big phone bills to the country of Chad. But the scammers have simply shifted gears
From wired.com, this excerpt: It's hard to keep a good scam down. Especially when the players are sex industry moguls who hide behind shifting IP addresses, offshore business accounts, and unlisted telephone numbers. After complaints poured in last month from porn surfers who had inadvertently downloaded software that reset their modems to dial the African nation of Chad, the FTC asked AT&T to shut down access to those telephone numbers.
Not be outdone, the No Credit Card Network, which operates at least some of these dialers and sells them to adult websites, promptly picked another location to route its calls.
Lane said the company that makes and sells the dialers, in this case Dublin-based Nocreditcard.com, gets a good chunk of the profits. The site that provides the dialers as part of the "free" movies users can download get a percentage of the call, as does the network that carries the call. Finally, the receiving country gets what's called the "settlement charge," anywhere from 20 to 30 percent of the call.
At AdultBuffet.com, for example, a user can readily download a movie and the software dialer. Users are warned in small print that the call will be charged at rates of up to $7.31 per minute, and will have a tough time convincing the folks at Adultbuffet to refund.
Good Ol' Days
Ron writes: Used to be a big show business restaurant and bar named "Bernard's" on East 48th St. NYC. Across from old Melody Burlesque and frequented by legit show business, porno and strippers. Ladies room was reserved for cocaine, while men's room for blow jobs and an occasional f--- if the two weren't too big for the small room. In March 81, Suzy Nero got Bobbie's best friend, Jeannie, so f---ed up on coke and vodka, she passed out just as I was about to bang her. Bobbie was in California and Jeannie was staying with me. Jeannie appeared in 2 flics. She blew R Bolla in Centerfold Fever and also blew an unknown stuntcock for a bisexual in Starmaker.
Sordid Story of Sex.com
Luke: I was introduced to Sex.com owner Stephen Michael Cohen at the 1999 AVN Awards by Russ Hampshire, a part-owner of Babenet. Russ also appears to have a financial interest in StreamMagic.
Cohen, a convicted felon, is now thought to be a major cog in a worldwide money laundering scheme.
April 2, 2000 The Express
Police and accountants tracking millions of pounds missing from trade financier Versailles Group believe they have uncovered links with sex.com, which claims to be the world's biggest and most profitable Internet porn site.
Sex .com is operated from the British Virgin Islands by Ocean Fund International, a mysterious company that claims to be a mutual fund.
OFI has broken cover only twice, last summer when it purported to make a bizarre GBP2billion takeover bid for a group of Las Vegas casinos, and later when it claimed to be setting up a fibre-optic network in Tijuana, Mexico.
The casino bid failed because OCI's "offer", which the casino owners say they did not receive, was below a previously agreed bid that was duly completed. Nothing more has been heard of the Mexican brainwave.
Even the ownership of sex .com , undoubtedly a valuable asset, is in doubt. Convicted American felon Stephen Michael Cohen says it belongs to him. But this is hotly disputed by a rival pornographer who claims that Cohen stole the site name. Either way, Cohen sold it to Ocean Fund for GBP60million in stock options, a guaranteed salary of GBP17million as "consultant", and an unknown sum in cash.
Investigators believe that Ocean is simply a shell company set up by Cohen to shield sex .com 's affairs from taxmen and company regulators. Virgin Islands law allows companies much privacy.
Possible links with the Versailles group, which collapsed into receivership last week, began to emerge when investigators tried to follow tangled trails left by millions of pounds apparently diverted from the finance company. One trail led to the Dubelle Foundation in Liechtenstein, another country favoured by companies wishing to keep their affairs secret.
Dubelle appears to be headed by Leslie Cairns, who admitted fraud at Cardiff Crown Court eight years ago and is serving a 10-year disqualification as a director. The other money trail leads to a network of companies in the Cayman and Virgin islands. Some appear to be connected to Versailles' ex-finance director Fred Clough, whose whereabouts are unknown. There also appear to be links to investors operating through a Surrey-based firm.
Police now believe Ocean and Assets may be key nodes in a world-wide money-laundering network. At its peak the stock market valued Versailles at more than GBP600 million. It is headed by British businessman Carl Cushnie, who was heavily criticised last autumn when he sold GBP29million of shares without telling his advisers that Versailles was under investigation by the Department of Trade.
Luke: My sponsor FANtastic is also headquartered in the British Virgin Islands and people have speculated that it is laundering money.
I received an email greeting card this morning, purportedly from Gary Kremen, who's fighting Cohen for ownership of sex.com. The card read: "The United States District Court in Kremen v Cohen rulled against Gary Kremen yesterday and dismissed Network Solutions on Summary Judgement. After talking with the Court Yesterday, it looks like Cohen will win based upon the fact that this is in-tanagble property and there is no conversion."
Luke: It turns out that Kremen never sent the card.
I also received today a fax of an April 24, 2000 ruling by United States Magistrate Judge Janice M. Stewart favorable to Kremen (who I believe is being funded by Cybererotica.com's Ron Levi and IEG's Seth Warshavsky).
In the U.S. District Court for the District of Oregon, Judge Stewart issued this Opinion and Order for the case of Stephen M. Cohen vs Charles Carreon and Gary Kremen.
Judge Stewart writes: Plaintff, Stephen M. Cohen, brings this action against defendants, Charles Carreon and Gary Kremen, under RICO... Carreon and Kremen each seek an Order staying all proceedings in this case pending a final ruling in a related case entitled Kremen v COhen, et al., Civil No. C-98, 20718 JW, currently pending in the Northern District of California, San Jose Division. Cohen opposes the motion... For the reasons set forth below, both motions [by Carreon and Kremen] are granted.
Kremen, dba Online Classifieds, contends that he created the "Sex.com" Internet domain name as an item of personal property and as part of a plan involving the wholesome aspects and sex and personal relations, namely public health issues such as sexually transmitted disease education, underage pregnancy, and women's health... Kremen contends that he did not intend to use this domain name as an Internet pornography distribution center. On May 19, 1994, Kremen maintains that he delivered the "Sex.com" Internet domain name by electronic and registered mail to Network Solutions...a company which had contracted with the United States government to serve as the register of Internet domain names for a term extending through September 309, 1998. He claims that by registering this domain name, he acquired all financial benefit deriving from its use.
Kremen alleges that after being released from federal prison on February 1, 1995, Cohen began setting up sex-related businesses over the internet. Allegedly, Cohen had previously managed a profitable sex-related business involving computer networking, realized the lucrative potential of the "Sex.com" domain name, and sought to register it with NSI. Kremen further alleges that upon learning that "Sex.com" had already been registered, Cohen devised and executed a plan to convert hte domain name and the revenue it would generate because of its unique and attractive character.
Cohen allegedly carried out this plan on November 15, 1995, by sending a letter to NSI on what purported to be official Online Classified letterhead and signed by a person acting as an Online Classifieds officer. The letter purportedly stated that Online Classifieds relinquished any interest in the "Sex.com" domain name and expressed no opposition to Cohen taking over the right to register it. Kremen also alleges that Cohen sent an electronic mail message to NSI at about the same time purportedly from Kremen further authorizing the transfer of ownership of the domain name and providing Cohen's own telephone number as the location at which to contain Kremen. Based on this information, NSI registered the "Sex.com" domain name to Cohen and cancelled Kremen's registration. Kremen has since demanded the return of the "Sex.com" domain name to him which NSI has refused.
On July 19, 1999, Kremen and Online Classifieds, through their attorney Carreon, filed a Third Amended Complaint against Cohen and various other defendants...
The basis for the lawsuit in this court originated on February 2, 2000, when Cohen alleges that Carreon, upon instruction and direction from kremen, sent a press release via electronic mail to various individuals in the media, including Jon Swartz at Forbes magazine. The message allegedly identified Cohen by name and labeled him a "con man," identified his company as a "brothel management company," falsely accused him of using hte legal process to "waste" Carreon's client's funds, falsely accused him of intentionally stalling the legal process, and implied that his companies are not legitimate. This message was allegedly used by Swartz as a basis for his article published in Forbes' online magazine. Based on the release of this message, Cohen filed suit in this court on February 15, 2000, against Carreon and Kremen.
As a preliminary matter, this court notes that the Honorable John Jelderks, another Magistrate Judge in the District of Oregon, has already stayed three other actions seeking to enforce Cohen's ownership of the "Sex.com" domain name filed in this court by Cohen... [Luke: Including a suit against Voice Media Inc, aka Ron Levi's Cybererotica.com.]
CONCLUSION
All three CMAX factors weigh in favor of defendants' request for a stay of this case pending a final ruling in the California action. The claims in both cases are substantially similar, if not identical; Cohen will suffer little harm if a stay is granted; and defendants will be unfairly overly burdened if a stay is not granted.
Chaim Amalek writes: Luke, while I admire your hard-hitting coverage of the internet porn business and all of its malefactors, I cannot help but note the preponderance of jewish-sounding names among the accused. Do you not fear that this will only serve to inflame gentile attitudes towards jews as pornographers and cheats? Couldn't you retain your journalistic scruples AND shield the chosen people from further hatred by giving them gentile-sounding names? -Chaim Amalek, Voice of the Jews.
Andy Edmond's YNOT SexTracker Empire
A disgruntled ex-YNOT employee recently put up and then, under duress, took down the website www.YNOTsucks.com.
The cyberhacker used to work for YNOT and was fired. He made a page talking bad about Andy Edmond and SexTracker president Greg. He included bad pictures of them, including a terrible one of Greg with the cutline "Isn't this little f---er cute?"
The fired employee talked about how Andy and Greg had threatened him. The site included a WINamp of Greg threatening him by phone to take down YNOTsucks.com. And he included a link to Edmond's drug-promotion site www.lycaeum.org.
According to sources, Edmond is a heavy drug user.
MMM writes: Who cares if Andy uses drugs? It is none of our business. It has no effect on his work. He's a smart ethical businessman dedicated to serving the adult community. YNOT's exploding with helpful new programs. Edmond is at the top of the heap. He gets five stars for ethics. Stop taking personal shots (from anonymous posters) at the guy and grade him on his work.
I hear that ex-YNOT publicity man Kevin Blatt will be going to either Joe Elkin's CEN or Ron Levi's Net Surprise.
Hirsch Gathers Vivid Troops To Go Public
Steve Hirsch assembled his Vivid employees a few weeks ago and announced that he planned to take the company public. Steve has hired Bill Asher from Playboy to work as Vivid president.
Hirsch is good friends with IEG's Seth Warshavsky, whose plans to go public were wrecked by allegations of corruption. IEG has long been known around the industry as dishonest. Hirsch's internet company did some pretty fancy accounting of its own last year.
Jim writes: I'm absolutely amazed that IEG is still in business and that Seth Warshavsky in still walking around a free man. They rip off surfers , they rip off webmasters and they sell "monthly" content that updates every six months.. Historically this has been the kiss of death in the online adult industry, but somehow IEG manages to continue on. He hides behind a wall of lawyers and continues to do business the only way he knows how, dishonestly. His whole business relies on fraud for its profits. His presence on the web is truly a disgrace to the industry.
XXX writes: Luke, You need to talk with Ron Levi [Cybererotica.com], regarding his former right hand man, Sharky. Apparently there is a big lawsuit involved with accusations of major theft. I dont know if you know the whole background of Ron Levi and of his "webmaster" sharky. But this is a major suit involving lots of money. You can ask your friend Meni about the backgrounds. If you need more info let me know. I believe Ron has accused Sharky of stealing the Riskymail database of like 600,000 emails. @$1.00 a piece that is $600,000 theft. This story involves some major players and some were named in the lawsuit, like Tony Morgan of National Net, CEN (not named but providing info), Igallery and more.
Joe Elkin writes: How about sharky and Philip Arambula ripping off FM [Ron Levi]....??? Stole his email list and were doing mailaings....Scum!
National Net replies: Even though we havent seen anything official on this don't worry about it though....the host ALWAYS gets sued....its common practice....we have actually started using FORM LETTERS to handle these situations. Its kind of like when a drunk driver kills someone...somehow General Motors ends up getting sued, too. Why not? Its easy.
Calvin writes: I am not sure if you have been covering everything that is going on with the bankcard associations and their new regulations, which went into effort April 1, 2K. MC/V are making it so difficult for banks/processors, like ours, to accept adult merchants, everyone is getting out and turning off adult merchant numbers faster than you can say "anti trade practice".
Cardservice International, the largest front end processor in the country, (THIS IS NOT MY COMPANY) issued a memo yesterday, May 1, 2K to their nationwide offices stating, effective immediately that WILL NOT be accepting anymore adult Internet business.
There are actually four (4) Merchant Category Codes, (MCC) that MC/V have identified as "HIGH RISK", 4964, 4965, 4966, 4967. Adult related merchants are in MCC 4967. If "any" merchant falls into "any" of these category's though, MC/V hits the bank/processor with a $25,000.00 fine, per merchant, per month if the merchant goes over one (1) percent in chargebacks. It took Cardservice one (1) month from the time this new regulation went into effect, until the issued their memo, to decide that even though they are the biggest, even they cannot afford to sustain the fines.
I am not sure how much longer we or any of us in the bankcard processing industry will be able to continue with the current situation. You may very well see a time here real soon when almost "ALL" banks/processors are out of this arena. I hope you find this as interesting and compelling as I do. Our company processed bankcards for some large adult merchants and at this time we are still taking "some" accounts but our underwriting criteria is a lot more strict now then it was even a month ago. I am not sure if we will even take anymore adult merchants or any merchants in the above four (4) category codes much longer.
Kianna Bradley Goes To Court
I went to the First District Court in Culver City this morning to see a preliminary hearing of Earl Slate (Anthony Stearn), for charges of battering his wife Kianna Bradley.
Earl arrived late and was sternly reprimanded by the judge, who told him he'd be eating "jail sandwiches" if he did it again.
The judge set the trial date for Monday, May 15 at 8:30 AM.
I asked Tony for his opinion on how this morning went. He said he was disappointed that the judge did not dismiss the case.
Earl's public defender complains about Kianna's behavior. He says that Kianna was near Tony's boat this morning in Marina Del Rey. And that she'd been calling him. The judge says Tony needs to get a restraining order if he has a problem with this behavior.
Kianna was seeing her friend Leanna Hart, who's boat is near Earl's.
Regarding Earl's charge that Kianna has written checks from his account, Bradley says this was only to finish up a Slate movie for Odyssey.
Tony Stearns has been convicted three times. Once for assault with intent, and two for parole convictions. One for Drunk Driving and one for buying cocaine from a hooker in the ghetto.
Kianna has a stay away order against Tony.
Kianna's lawyer is Ken Markman, who has an office at 9000 Sunset Blvd. A couple of years ago, Markman produced a softcore movie for Penthouse "Love Games" that has aired on HBO.
Tony looks like he has lost weight. His eyes are sunken in his face. And an evil looking Fu Manchu moustache.
After the hearing, I chatted with Kianna and her lawyer. She was shaking from nerves.
Kianna admitted that she was already married when she married Earl Slate in Las Vegas last year. Kianna's first hubby lives in Chicago. They married four years ago and they should divorce soon. Her first present husband will probably fly out for the trial.
Then I bought her a pack of Marlboro Lights cigarettes and drove her to Leanna Hart's boat. Leanna looks slender. She does not need to work anymore. Instead she gets by on the generosity of a 60-year old male dentist.
Kianna told me that I had been overly harsh on Metro and its owner Kenny Guarino. She's right. I've been hasty. I've been too critical too often and too much. Sorry.
Fred writes: O.K. I changed my mind. I'm going to quit my practice, move to porn valley, and represent people like Kianna. What do you think--did her lawyer barter services?
Luke: He did mention that she owed him dinner. Nothing like home cooking.
Craig Vasiloff Arrested
I've heard that my former boss, Craig Vasiloff, who quit FANtastic, my sponsor since March 1999 and host since December 1998, has been arrested. I suspect that this has something to do with a bitter dispute between Craig, who was head of FANtastic's creative end, and Steve Koskins, who leads financial end.
According to sources, Vasiloff has been charged with stealing from XXXGen and Fantastic and about half a dozen other crimes. Things like fraud, embezzlement, etc.
XXX: CraigV - PST will always remember CraigV, who else could commit 6 different crimes in so short of time? From embezzlement to wirefraud, to general mischief and making death threats, Craig did a little of it all. A true renisance man. Craig is currently in jail.
The arrest is now being discussed in PornStarTrading.com.
Meni writes: Craig is out [of jail]. stealing his OWN data? pst is talking who f---ing cares.
Luke: "I hear that Craig has his brand new Jaguar confiscated for unpaid speeding tickets."
Mike South: Prior to XXXGen, Craig Vasiloff was a security guard in a mall clothing store right? He is nothing but a f---in huckster, a snake oil salesman.
Warm: funny if it's true btw - how much attention one can get with just hype? without having to do anything really concrete at all.
Craig Vasiloff told GeneRoss.com: "I have a contract with these people [Fantastic] that, basically, they were in breach of. I served them. I left," Vasiloff explained. "They came back with some civil negotiations that were not in the ballpark. While we were still negotiating civilly, I guess they figured they were not going to win that way and tried to go after me criminally. Now I have to go defend myself for something which I don't think I did anything wrong." Vasiloff says he's never embezzled money or made death threats and calls other charges made against him on the Internet, "ridiculous."
"I'm trying to move on with my life and make some things happen," Vasiloff says simply. "This all comes from a contract. I believe I was in the right. There were some certain moneys that weren't paid [to Vasiloff] over a certain period of time. I basically said thanks, I'm moving on. But I'm not a happy guy right now." Vasiloff says a 'mischief' charge was leveled against him. "I guess, according to my contract, all intellectual rights of the company are mine," Vasiloff says. "When I left with my 'data' they decided I was taking company property even though the contract clearly states that it's my property. Now I have to deal with it in the courts."
FANtastic released this:
On March 28th, 2000, Craig Vasiloff resigned his position at FANtastic! Entertainment [o/o XXXGen Magazine, etc] and left the offices with a great deal of FANtastic!'s equipment, images, and data. He furthermore maliciously deleted all the content on numerous FANtastic Websites and computers.
We believed his actions were wholly inappropriate and illegal, and after numerous unsuccessful attempts were made to settle disputes directly, the police became involved and criminal charges have been laid against Mr. Vasiloff.
The Company advises that Craig Vasiloff is no longer a representative of FANtastic! Entertainment or its subsidiaries, and has no authority to bind the Company nor negotiate or speak on its behalf. The Company also advises that promises made on its behalf prior to March 14th, 2000 by Mr. Vasiloff will be honored.
Any questions relating to the aforementioned should be directed to Mr. Steven Koskins, who may be reached either via e-mail at skoskins@Passport.ca or telephone (416) 977-4500.
Porn Personas
Pat Riley writes on RAME: I accept that males, at least the young ones, can get sexually aroused with just friction and the presence of a female (almost any female) is an additive which heightens the desire to and pleasure derived from having sex (one step up the scale) but, given the distance imposed by the medium, viewing such a real life event is not particularly thrilling. Perhaps I should say not arousing at all.
Hence you (or at least I) have to have the feeling that the male really wants to screw the girl. It's not necessarily romantic. I could well see an event such as a properly done rape scene where I'm identifying with a male who's really emotionally involved not with the girl in a love sense but with her in an object sense. You couldn't just substitute another girl and have the same reaction.
>Or are you saying that a male who describes himself as being detached >from on-screen sex partners has also implied that he is not sexually >aroused during sex scenes? I don't think that that is necessarily true >(although, if it were, it would be as much of a turn-off for me as the >same thing in female performers is for you).
I suppose what we're talking about is intensity of sexual desire. Yeah, if the guy has a hard-on he's sexually aroused but the level of desire may be quite low. I have the impression, based on just the viewing of many scenes and re-inforced by comments from the studs who occasionally appear here, that many of the porn males are just masturbating into a warm hole and sometimes not even that. The masturbation part is when they're stroking their dick; the in-vagina or in-rectum part is the period when they're saying "I hope I don't go soft" and winging it. Notice how sometimes you'll have a scene where the guy's screwing the girl and then he pulls out to do a little hand work before putting it back in. Seems purely mechanical vis-a-vis the girl and not arousing to the viewer (or at least me).
In the movie "All About Teri Weigel" there's a scene with a gay guy, Bill Flagstaff, where he screws Devon Shire to prove that he can still do a woman (according to him). Maybe he can if putting his dick in her vagina is "doing" her but the scene is a disaster. The guy can't keep it up and is constantly pulling out and rubbing his dick to try and maintain some semblance of an erection. No way can I believe he actually wants to screw Devon, something I knew when he did his introductory spiel about still performing with a girl, but in pure terms at some points he had an erection therefore he was aroused (applying your logic).
I think your prostitute examples fall into the same bucket. Young guys, who are sexually aroused at the drop of a hat, off in a dream world applying a little friction to their dicks courtesy of the girl and getting off.
Lynne writes: I realize that the discussion of rape and sex fantasy is an ongoing thread on RAME and in other similar forums. A "properly done rape scene" from the cinematic sense involves terrorizing the victim into a sense of fear for his/her (usually her) life. The only emotional involvement appropriate to the scenario is anger and hatred toward women, thereby the objectification, allowing those emotions to go unchecked by any sense of humanity.
Pat, if you identify with men who get really emotionally involved with women in an "object sense" during a rape scene, your opinions on consensual sexuality are worthless, and your interest in pornography is suspect. The First Amendment protects your rights to say any stupid thing you want. And there are other laws that prevent me from telling you what I'd like to do to people like you who continue to spout misogynistic venom in the name of "porn reviewing."
Some performers are better actors than others. There's no reason to be emotionally involved with a person with whom one is performing a scene in a movie, be it an explicit sex scene or a Hollywood love story. There are a lot of reasons why a man might not be able to maintain an erection on a porn set besides the interaction with his partner. It's just a job, folks. Dave Hardman is a great performer. He can get it up for a midget, an obese woman or a brick wall. He can get it up and ejaculate in thirty seconds without touching his dick. That's what he gets paid for. That he can also act is beside the point -- he gets hired because he can do the job.
The strength of the performance is the responsibility of the director, either by creating the right mood or by casting the right performers to work with one another. That's why the "director/performers," who choose the girls they want to screw, appear to be delivering more authentic sex than performers hired to play parts in someone else's scenario. When you have a scene where the guy's screwing the girl, gets soft, and has to masturbate to continue -- you've seen bad editing. Could have nothing to do with the girl. Could have everything to do with the mailman ringing the door bell and breaking everyone's concentration.
But I can see why AVN hates my movies -- I like showing GOOD sex based on my own experiences of having GOOD sex. I've had plenty of BAD sex, too, but I don't make movies about it. Good sex is not about objectification -- it's about both parties enjoying one another and bringing each other pleasure. You people seem to think pornography is either about abusing and terrorizing women or documenting real life sexual encounters, yet you have none of your own real life encounters with which to compare video sex. Therefore, your opinions are worthless.
Tiffany Mynx Cumback
Bobby writes: Tiffany Mynx has returned as the PAGAN GODDESS of ANAL SEX!! Watch for her new movie, "A Toe Story". Look for it in video stores, available in late May, 2000! Tiffany desperately need the help of all her fans, to launch her new production company PAGAN PICTURES If your local video dealer doesn't stock this title, INSIST that they carry this latest Tiffany Mynx release- Guaranteed to be her hardest, nastiest XXX release, EVER!!
Mike South writes: I would caution Tiffany Mynx against any use of the name "Pagan Goddess" as that appears to be the copyright of the people at www.pagangoddess.com just a word to the wise....
Abe writes: I just happened to meet this foxy young chick Paige Sinclair who was standing in front of World Modeling in Sherman Oaks smoking a cigarette. I worked up enough courage to ask her for her autograph which she cheerfully gave me. Any information you can find on this super sexy babe I would be more than happy!
Finally An Authentic Voice That The Jews Don't Control
Chaim Amalek writes: Luke, if the pornographic press has any sense at all, it will give your contributor Emmett (assuming that he is not really you in black face) a regular column with which to review the current masturbatory cinema. I think that his is the true and authentic voice of those American males who support the industry - a voice that deserves to be heard. (Al Goldstein, Hugh Hefner, Larry Flynt - pay attention!)
Emmett writes: Jessica was pretty good in Gangland 6. Jessica Jewel is sodomized by Jake Steed, and two unknowns I have named James and Henry Jessica is playing a piano. Note; I notice this happens a lot within this series and the series Little White Chicks... Big Black Monster Dicks. Their is at least one woman in each video who seems to be playing a piano. I doubt they are playing for real or even know how to play. The only person who I know that can play for real is Asia Carrera in Cumback Pussy 6. She played elegantly. Back to the scene....Jess is wearing a long light blue slip while the guys break in her house. As usual they are looking for a woman that can milk their dicks. The men get her stand and walk a little. Henry starts grabbing her ass. The James lifts her slip so show us how perfect her ass is. Jessica's ass is awesome and tight. If she didn't s--- there, this reviewer would pack his bags in live there.
J.D. Considine writes: Emmett "writes": "She stops sucking and concentrates on her newly shaped penis being caused by Jake Steed." Jake Steed causes penises? Tell us more!
Advice Sought From Lynne
Lisa writes: Dear Luke, I have been into your site for a while now, and I have a question I would like to ask Lynne. ( Or any readers who want to comment) Since Lynne has been involved in the industry for so long, what does she think the best way is to handle this situation. A woman in the business starts dating a man who is not, and it becomes more than casual..What should she do? Tell him and quit? Dont tell him and quit? Dont tell him and continue? Do you have any advice?
Dear Lisa: My husband and I were grateful to find one another, as we were both in the business and had taken a lot of bulls--- from our previous spouses on account of it. If you don't tell him and continue, at least you still have an income while you look for some other type of work you feel better about sharing. If you tell him and he rants and raves about how you should quit, find another man.
Anyone who wants a significant other to quit legal employment at his command, whether she's a stripper or a stockbroker, has control issues. If he tells you that he loves you but is unhappy with your work, but that he doesn't feel it's his decision to tell you what to do, make your own decisions as to how you want to support yourself now and in the future, and keep him informed. Personally, I always tried to stay away from "civilians" at all costs, as they have very funny attitudes about women making their own sexual choices. Luke could probably offer much better advice, as he gets involved regularly with women he keeps in the dark about his activities until the last possible moment, at which point they dump him. Right, Luke?
May Is Porn Victims Month
WASHINGTON, May 2 /PRNewswire/ -- "Internet pornography is 'a hidden public health hazard exploding' that is destroying marriages, careers, and lives," Family Research Council's Senior Director of Legal Studies Jan LaRue said Tuesday at a news conference. FRC's LaRue joined fifteen other organizations to kick-off a television ad campaign to commemorate May as Victims of Pornography Awareness Month.
The groups debuted a 30-second commercial that will be aired nationwide in major markets and sent to 3,000 media outlets as a public service announcement. The purpose of the spot is to help people find a way out of pornography addiction as well as to raise awareness of the issue.
Speaking for FRC, LaRue focused her attention on the rapidly growing Internet pornography industry. "Internet smut peddlers continue to profit while adults and children develop pornography addictions as dangerous as alcoholism and compulsive gambling," said LaRue. An April 10, 2000 Forbes article reported that online pornographers made $1.5 billion in 1999. A March 2000 study revealed that 200,000 of the 2 million monthly Internet users spend at least 11 hours a week involved in online sexual activity. As Internet usage continues to increase, doctors are facing more patients "whose presenting problem either stems from or is manifestly online sexual compulsivity," states the report.
A March 2000 survey of Internet users found that 84 percent of respondents worry about children's access to Internet pornography; 61 percent favor government regulation of Internet pornography; and 31 percent of children surveyed admitted to viewing a pornographic website.
Parents have the added concern that their children are not safe from porn in public libraries. LaRue cited a study recently released by FRC, "Dangerous Access 2000: Uncovering Internet Pornography in America's Libraries," that documents over 2,000 incidents of library patrons, including children, accessing hard-core and child porn through Internet terminals. "In spite of continued cries from the public demanding effective enforcement of obscenity laws, virtually nothing has been done to address this serious problem, and pornographers continue to praise the Clinton administration for their failure to enforce the laws," said LaRue.
The March 2000 issue of Adult Video News, the leading trade publication for the porn industry, called the Justice Department's lack of enforcement "benevolent neglect" and stated "federal obscenity prosecutions have been on the wane during the Clinton years." LaRue called the six prosecutions under federal obscenity laws in 1997 and eight in 1998 by 93 U.S. attorneys "a joke to the pornography industry."
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LA Fans Unload on John Rocker
Dennis Prager castigated Bill Plaschke, the Los Angeles Times sports columnist who praised the Los Angeleno who mooned (flashed his bare butt) Atlanta Braves relief pitcher John Rocker.
On Monday, Plaschke wrote: Rocker sprinted from the right-field bullpen to the mound, and a city's conscience broke out. During 15 breathtakingly angry minutes, Los Angeles told the sports world, this is not over. It reminded everyone that insulting minorities, gays and immigrants in a national forum is a wound not easily healed.
Then, finally, with a 1-and-1 count on Kevin Elster and a man on first base, a fan spoke for everyone. He ran onto the field. He turned his back on the man who turned his back on us. And he mooned him.
Prager: This column is disgusting. The fan did not speak for me. Does Plaschke really want to encourage adults to moon Rocker while there are children around?
P: The American media has given Americans license to abuse Rocker, for his tasteless remarks to a Sports Illustrated reporter.
Like the media fomented the Los Angeles Riots in 1991, but repeatedly showing a heavily edited version of the Rodney King beating videotape.
Prager's outside-the-studio producer Laurie Zimmett attended last night's game and reported back to Dennis about how LA fans abused Rocker by chanting out obscenities. "Rocker eats sh--."
LA fans who chant "Rocker sucks" scare Prager more than Rocker and his original comments. People who throw items at a player.
In his final hour, Prager castigated artists who use their shows to proselytize. Dennis mentioned a Broadway performance of "Annie Get Your Gun," where Bernadette Peters and the cast (stopping applause after the play) made a pitch after the final curtain for the audience to donate to "Actors For AIDS." And the recent Bruce Springsteen concerts where he preaches against capital punishment.
Prager has no problem with artists involved in political causes or incorporating political messages in their art. But don't use people who came to see a play or a concert, and weren't expecting a political appeal, don't kidnap them. Don't misuse your venue. Use propriety.
It is fine for artists to lend their names to causes, but it would be absurd for a violinist, in between movements in a concerto, to pitch politics.
Prager gives a weekly Saturday morning sermon at Stephen S Wise temple but he does not push his political beliefs during his talk. Instead he teaches the Torah. That's what people came for. They came to shul to pray and listen to the Torah. He doesn't take advantage of the captive audience to push the Republican Party.
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There's A Moral Here Somewhere
Chaim Amalek writes: There is a moral somewhere in this story. Gingrich Getting Married
The Associated Press Wednesday, May 3, 2000; 3:17 p.m. EDT ATLANTA –– Newt Gingrich and the former aide with whom he acknowledged an "intimate relationship" while married are getting hitched this summer, his lawyer said Wednesday. Gingrich will marry Callista Bisek on Aug. 18 in Alexandria, Va., said Randy Evans, the former House speaker's personal lawyer. They're looking for a house in Virginia. It'll be the former House speaker's third walk down the aisle and Bisek's first, Evans said. Attorneys for Gingrich, 56, have acknowledged he had a relationship with Bisek, 33, while he was married to his second wife, Marianne. They were divorced in December.
Luke: Yeah, the moral is wives should look after themselves. See
how fat and unattractive Mrs. Gingrich looked a few years ago. No
wonder Newt had an affair. Since they divorced, she's lost weight
and got a great new hairdo. If wives took more care of themselves,
fewer husbands would stray.