Sunday, April 16, 2000

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Hal Guthu Star

Brian writes: Star Magazine has a 2 page spread about the Hal suicide complete with pictures of the burned out building...The cover story is DEMI MOORE involved in PORN SUICIDE SCANDAL.. They are saying Hal had nude pictures of Demi from her early days and they are missing leaving a hint that the pics might have something to do with his death.

Rumdar writes: Luke, Imagine my surprise at finding the Hal Gutnu case back on your site again. My word, I thought that it had been solved months ago. You know Luke I still believe that with all the great minds you have contributing to your efforts this would be an easy puzzle to figure out If only your readers would lift their collective heads out of the gutter. Not that we don't have a lot of intelligent thought here.

I see Nice Jewish Girl is back kvetching at you again (seems like old times). However, paragraph after paragraph is spent analyzing the motives influencing some dim-witted porno trollop's psychological reasoning for choosing anal sex over computer programing as a vocation. Then there is Chaim Amalek's endless religious prattle. I noticed he was debating Lynn L-patin some weeks ago on why Jewish men are choosing shiksa women as brides rather than the NJGs of this country. That's an easy one: IT'S THE SEX STOOPID."

Jewish guys are fed up with spending vast amounts of hard earned money on larger houses, expensive autos and pricey jewelry for the opportunity to lumber through some necrophilia like sex with their disinterested Yentl brides. Oh! sure there are the Lynn L-patins of this planet. However would you bring a deranged porker like her home to your Yiddisha Mama. I think not. We could even take it a step further and throw out the question. Why are so many American men choosing Asian women as their mates over the homegrown Celtic/Semetic/Whatever variety? Another time. Back to the case. I am no Sherlock Holmes but I believe solving this riddle hinges on the fate of the Parrot. While we already know that Mr. Guthu was shot, I believe we do not know just how the Parrot met his fate. Was the Parrot Shot? Burned? Torpedoed? Strangled? Stomped? Did it die of thrust? Was it starved? poisoned? Why no autopsy on the Bird. Obviously shoddy detective work by the authorities involved in the investigation.

I offer two preliminary possibilities. The Parrot was killed by Mr. Guthu who was driven out of his mind by his physical infirmities and the endless squawking of his beloved pet. When he came to his senses and saw what he had done he killed himself out of grief and shame. Then there is another train of thought. Say Mr. Gathu was involved in something sinister. Perhaps was selling plastic baggies containing bootlegged pairs of Hillary Clinton's rancid undies complete with snippet of pubic hair and a Polaroid picture direct from the campaign trail. (call in Peter Hayes for consultation)...In that case Mr. Guthu was surely murdered. Either by the C.I.A, F.B.I, or possibly Chaim Amalek himself for attempting to defame his hero Hillary. The possibilities are limitless but of this I am sure.

We, the Lukites of this site have the potential for solving this ghastly crime and handing over the perpetrator's name to the proper authorities. What we need is more information. Let us get busy, all of us...Together we can do some good for a change and possibly give, smut, sleaze, porno and filth a better image.

Price Comparisons

Rebel writes on RAME: Movie: Down the Hatch 2

Diabolic: $39.95 + $10 S/H
Excalibur: $27.95 + $3 S/H
Jaded: $24.95 + $3 S/H

All sites have good delivery times. Excalibur does have a deal where you can exchange vids for a $3 service charge. Other vids have comparable price differences.

Earl Slate Jailed For Spousal Abuse of Wife Kianna Bradley

Earl Slate (real name: Anthony Stearns) is in jail for beating up his wife Kianna Bradley, a Metro contract girl, on April 13th.

I called the Los Angeles Penal System (877-846-3452, inmate number 6427 - 729) and confirmed that Stearns is in jail.

Slate, 37 years old, will be arraigned April 20th at 5PM. Arraignment means that the porn star will be brought in to face a judge who will look at the charges, at a police description of the evidence, perhaps talk to Kianna Bradley, and then decide when or if Earl Slate aka Tony Stearns will face trial.

Kianna (KiannaBradley1@aol.com) could do with some support right now. She's trying to decide whether or not to press charges against Tony.

Bradley married Slate in Las Vegas on September 3rd, 1999. They've had a dramatic relationship with numerous breakups.

I talked to Kianna by telephone late Saturday night.

Kianna: "He's in [Los Angeles] Central Jail right now until he can post $50,000 bond. I don't think he is going to be able to. He's been trying since the 13th. He had three [outstanding] warrants against him and I don't know what they were for.

"This happened Thursday (April 13th). I got arrested to because he told them [police] that I hit him.

"I had gone down to [Earl's] the boat because I had some clothes there from long ago. I went to go get them and the door was locked. So I climbed through the window and I got my girlfriend to break the lock from the outside. To get my luggage out. I called him to let him know that I had got the stuff out...

"And I had some luggage of his which I had accidentally got. So I brought it back to him. And I had some other things which I had to get. And he tried to throw me off the boat. And I guess the neighbors saw and called the police. And [the Los Angeles County] Sheriffs came and by the time the Sheriffs came, he hit me in the face. He ripped my shirt. He threw me down below into the cabin. And he was drunk.

"Then the cops came. And they were like, 'Do you just want to let it go?' I said, 'No, I want to press charges against him.' Then they talked to him. Then they told me that in a spousal argument, they arrest both parties. He told them that I hit him.

"So I got arrested. Fine. The detective came in and talked to me. Then he talked to Tony. Then he said, 'We're going to let you go. He's completely lying about everything. I've checked his records. He's a liar.

"And they took pictures. I had bruises all over me."

Luke: "How are you doing now?"

Kianna: "I'm a little sore. I'm fine. We hadn't been together for a while [four days prior to the incident]. I figured that things had cooled down enough to where I could get my stuff. Apparently, someone was saying that we had gotten back together. That is not true.

"They put in a protection order for me. He's not allowed within 200 yards of me."

Luke: "When did you last see Stearns, before this incident?"

Kianna: "Four days before. I was visiting my girlfriend Leanna Hart... She's doing good. She's gained some weight and looks absolutely wonderful. She's trying to get her website started and her fiance is going to try to help her open her own production company.

"We saw Tony pass by. I think he was drunk. He comes up and says, 'Hey Leanna.' And I turned and ran. And he says to Leanna, 'Who's your friend?' And she says, 'Uuhhhh....' And I turned around and went, 'Hi.'

"Yes, I was stupid and probably did something I shouldn't have done [sex]. I spent time with him."

Luke: "Have you been spending time with him over the past month?"

Kianna: "Yeah. I saw him twice before that in the last month."

Luke: "Didn't you have your marriage to Tony annulled?"

Kianna: "No, we never got it annulled. We were going to get annulled, and then when we got back together. Gosh Luke, we broke up so many times I don't even remember.

"I don't know how to go about finding out what his other warrants were for...

"When you get arrested, they ask you if you have AIDS, if you have a veneral disease...etc. When they asked Tony, have you ever had a veneral disease, he said yes. Two weeks ago. But not now.

"So just to let the record show... People who have worked or slept with him, need to get checked.

"I was thinking, f---, I slept with him. How would I find out what veneral disease he had?"

Luke: "Call the detective assigned to the case."

Kianna: "It was very odd...because everybody always asks me, 'Does he beat you? Does he beat you? Does he beat you?' Remember, even I told you, no he doesn't. It was quite a shock.

"He went crazy the time I saw him the four days before that because I took a crack pipe away from him. He slammed me on the ground and choked me. And I still have the bruises on my neck and arms from that.

"And the cops found the [drug] paraphenalia on his boat...

"And from what I understand, he's been trying to borrow money from quite a few people. He had spent the money Odyssey had given him for two movies. And now another movie he's supposed to be doing for them. And I was trying to help him book it...

"He is far in debt. A friend told me that he had asked him for $15,000. Odyssey gives him $10,000 per movie."

Luke: "Why were you going back to him over the past few weeks?"

Kianna: "I don't know Luke... When they had the handcuffs on him, I started crying. Maybe I shouldn't be doing this. And the one cop looked at me and said, 'I think you need to. I think this will stop it for good. Because he's already been a convicted felon three times. And this is also a felony. I don't think he's going to be getting out anytime soon.'

"He's been in prison three times. This will be the fourth.

"I don't know what to do because this is like the end of his life. If I press charges, he goes to prison. In a way, he deserves it for what he did. But he's 37 years old. How much more of his life is going to be spent in prison? If I don't press charges, I could ruin someone else's life. If I do press charges, I could ruin his life. If I do press charges, I could maybe save his life from him stopping the drugs. It's a no-win situation. I don't know what to do.

Kianna: "He [Earl Slate] totalled his Mercedes at the end of March. He was drunk. He completely totalled hit. He called and asked me, because he only had liability insurance, if I knew anybody who could fix cars? He knew I did because my ex-boyfriend owns an auto-parts store... I had his car shipped to xxx to get it fixed.

"Then three days later, he called to tell me that he wrecked his Bronco. He hit somebody and he doesn't have insurance on the Bronco at all. And it is about $3500 worth of damage on their car.

"From what I understand, I don't even think he has a license [to drive].

"His mom says he opened up a credit card on her name and he charged thousands of dollars on it. And he didn't pay it. And she's getting TRW'd [a credit rating firm] for it.

"He's losing it bad. He doesn't have the money to make the movies for Odyssey that they already gave him... When I was looking through his papers, I saw an eviction notice for him..."

Luke: "I don't want you getting caught in this whirlpool going down."

Kianna: "I'm honestly thinking about getting out... This has been a lot for me in the past year. I don't think I've dealt with so much s--- in my life.

"Then I found out that he cheated on me with [porn stars] Kelsey Heart and Heaven Lee [not Heaven Leigh]. I had gotten Heaven jobs with Metro. She was dating Chris Cannon at the time, one of my best friends. And Kelsey was so nice to me whenever I saw her. And they knew what they did... I feel like a big idiot.

"He told me. I confronted them about it. They admitted it."

Luke: "It is one thing to work on camera. It is nothing to quietly have sex."

Kianna: "Even if he wanted to screw somebody off camera, that's fine. He's done a lot worse to me... But the point is, I look like an idiot. Hahaha... When he wrecked his car, why don't you call them to fix your car and borrow the money to fix your movie? He asked me to do scenes for him and I said, 'I'm not f---ing up with Metro to do scenes for you.' Call Kelsey and Heaven. They'll do free scenes for you.

"I called Heaven, who's living Alec Metro now. She works a lot for Al Borda... I said, 'You f---ed up because you f---ed my man. You f---ed up twice because you f---ed my man while you were dating one of my best friends.' And now you're seeing another one of my best friends...

"I feel kinda bad for him but I don't accept men beating on women who don't want to be beat on. Except during sex, hahahaha."

Aghast writes: Regarding Kianna Bradley's indecision concerning pressing charges against, drug abusing, drunk driving, wife beating, societal menace, Earl Slate I say she should consider these two letters: O. J.

Annabel Chong Documentary

Hymie writes: Well, I just saw the Annabel Chong documentary. It was interesting. First, it was interesting that the audience was virtually entirely male. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that the people who are interested in her exploits are mostly men. Did you see a screening of this film, and was the audience generally male for the screening you saw? To the extent that Ms. Chong was trying to make a feminist statement about what is appropriate sexual behavior for a woman, the audience looked awfully patriarchical to me.

When somebody does something, you might ask "Why did she say she did it?" Or, you might ask, "Why does she think she did it?" Or, you might ask "Why do others think she did it?" Or, you might ask, "Why did she do it?" Often the answers to these questions differ. Ms. Chong repeats throughout the documentary that she is trying to make a statement about what sort of sexual activity is acceptable for a woman. I doubt that answer tells anything near the whole story.

People go through a "wild phase" when they grow up. The things people do between ages 18-24 are not the things they would do from 25 on. Most of the people I know have a story or two about something crazy that they did when they were within that age range. But clearly, that doesn't explain everything (or even 1% of everything).

It is clear that Ms. Chong rebels rather strongly against the strictures of Singaporean society. Being a rebel against a conformist society doesn't tell the story either.

I get the impression that porn stars and ex-porn stars strongly seek both validation and the attention of others. (Anyone who has read all the stuff on Asia Carrera's web site will see that it portrays a person with a huge need for approval and validation.) She hints about how she was unhappy with her body when she was younger, and I think that having a bunch of males (or females for that matter) lusting after her fulfills a great need in her.

During her appearance on the Jerry Springer Show, and her appearance At the Cambridge debating society, she sported an almost unnatural jocular demeanor. I think that jocular demeanor was about 50% nervousness, 50% hope that she could get some degree of approval out of the crowd. There was definitely something under the surface that was animating her on those evenings.

It is rumored that numerous porn stars were abused as children. It seem to me that that family did not look like the source of any abuse. There is clearly another dynamic at work.

I kinda think that Ms. Chong has an unusually strong and kinky sex drive, coupled with an unusually strong need for attention and appreciation from others, a vast amount of insecurity, and a strong urge to be a nonconformist. What's interesting is that when all is said and done, and she goes back to Singapore, she has an overwhelming urge to be a good, dutiful daughter in the Chinese tradition and to make her mother proud and obtain her mother's approval. I guess you can rebel against your social conditioning from today till hell freezes over, but there are certain things that are going to stick.

I thought the scenes where she dwells on making her mother proud or restoring her dignity are interesting. Just between you and me, I think she has about a zero percent chance of achieving either goal. Anyway, she seems pretty interesting, and apparently, quite bright. I'd bet she'd be interesting to knock down a few beers with.

Anyway, what do you think of the foregoing? By the way--if she got some cosmetic dentistry, I think she'd look cute. However, since I don't approve of cosmetic surgery or cosmetic dentistry, I would strongly advise her against it. She's fine the way she is.

Luke: Your analysis of Annabel makes sense to me. And most of it would apply to me as well.

Friday's New York Times ran a review of the Stacy Valentine documentary: Here's an excerpt:

The Girl Next Door," Christine Fugate's melancholy documentary portrait of the porn star Stacy Valentine, suggests that the intersection of pornography and cosmetic surgery has given birth to a new genre of performer: the porn star as human approximation of an inflatable sex toy. With her platinum hair, fat-injected lips, breast implants and body planed by liposuction, Ms. Valentine doesn't look entirely real. Of course, that's probably the way her fans like it.

As Ms. Valentine repeats several times, she has always been dissatisfied with her looks. The film's gruesome scenes of her undergoing procedures to reduce her artificially inflated breasts and to trim her buttocks reveal the cost in discomfort, not to mention dollars, of developing and maintaining a pneumatic appearance. But hey, it's a career investment, isn't it?

There is something self-deluded in the eagerness with which Ms. Valentine presents herself to the camera, even allowing it to follow her into the operating room. She is certainly not someone you're likely to find interviewed on Oscar night by Barbara Walters. But her readiness to bare all emotionally as well as physically reveals a streak of grandiosity. Is it really an act of courage in this era of free-for-all confession for her to reveal so much? Or is it simply exhibitionism posing as truth-telling?

Chaim Amalek writes: Luke, I recently saw "The Girl Next Door," a documentary about a porn participant named Stacy Valentine. The subject permitted the film crew to follow her everywhere - including to her plastic surgeon's office. All in all, there are three reasons to see this movie.

1. If you have never really seen a modern porno video, this will comfort you by letting you know that you have not been missing anything, assuming what we see is representative of the genre. Or maybe you will rush out to buy some videos. Who knows.

(Holy s--- Luke, how can you stomach this? Is it just a matter of desensitizing yourself? And, in all of your visits to the sets of various shoots, have you ever gotten anyone's bodily fluids on your skin or clothes?)

2. You get to see a grown woman, the adoptive mother of said Valentine, express happiness over her daughter's chosen profession. This is a reason to see the movie if you are into creepy cinema.

(Query: To what degree are porn participants disproportionately the product of awesomely f---ed up homes? I mean, what mother, biological or not, is happy to see her daughter make a name for herself doing this stuff?)

3. Ok, now THIS is the kicker. You get to see, up close, what certain very common plastic surgeries look like. First, we see the surgeon yank out a one liter sack of goo from each of her breasts via the nipple, and then replace said sack with a somewhat smaller implant. Next, we see fat being liposuctioned from her abdomen, and deposited as a bloody slurry into a large jar. Finally, we get to see her have something injected into her lips to make them look fatter. I will bet damn few of the viewers of porn not in medicine have ever seen even one of these three operations in clinical detail, let alone all of them in one movie.

Please forgive me if I have been judgemental in this letter. And I certainly mean no ill will to the woman who is the subject of the movie. But boy, there are lots of less painful and less embarrassing ways to make a buck, no?

PS If you could have sex with a porner for free, but it would be captured on video and sold to the masses for onanistic purposes, would you? What is the minimum payment that you would require to have condomless/protected sex with a randomly selected woman in a commercial porn video?

Luke: Sex with a porner, captured on video and sold to the masses? Probably $100,000 with a condom, $200,000 without, but there have been plenty of times over the past four years when I would've done it for a lot less. Tells you something about my capacity for self destruction.

Yes, I think many porn stars are screwed up. I am not sure that most were abused as kids. I think it is normal for people to do self destructive things, like appear in pornographic videos, take drugs and the like. I have a dim view of human nature. Without God, most people are slovenly.

What percentage of porn stars come from awesomely f---ed up homes? My guess would be 50%.

How do I stomach writing on porn fulltime? Because it beats the alternatives. It is easier, more enjoyable work, for more money, than the alternatives that I see for myself. And I handle it through a great deal of desensitization.

Velo writes: I just returned from the NY "premiere" of STACY VALENTINE'S new movie "The Girl Next Door" which was held right here in NYC at The Screening Room. Once the film concluded, there was a little meet & greet & Q&A session with STACY, the director and one of the producers. My question to her (which the director thought was a good one) was "what does she think or does she have a comment about Luke F-rd: Is he good or bad for the industry or is he just trying to stir up the pot?"

She hesitated, studdered and was almost at a loss for words, but you could see in her expression that a nerve or sour note had been hit because she finally managed to say that she has or had absolutely nothing good to say about Luke F-rd.

Andy Edmond Gets Hammered

YNOTnetwork.com owner Andy Edmond is getting hammered on his own posting board at YNOTnetwork.com. The issue - free hosting and stolen pictures.

Andy's main income comes from his company Flying Crocodile which operates a free hosting company Sexspaces.com. Many porn free hosting sites like Sexspaces hosting sites that use stolen photos and other copyrighted material.

Steve Easton operates (APIC) the Association for the Protection of Internet Copyright, a non-profit membership organization dedicated to the continued education of Internet copyright law and enforcement of such law through the co-operation of international, domestic, federal, state, and local statutes, laws, and ordinances.

Steve writes to Andy on YNOTnetwork.com: The thing is, when Majorhost deletes a site they don't come back. When Sexhound deletes a site, it doesn't come back. Even Porncity is getting more consistent at no tolerance. Why don't you tell everyone that you are the only freehost that argues, then gives your Webmaster a day to delete only what he has to so he can go right back out and take some more? Almost every site you remove goes back up on the same URL in less than a week. Why is that? 100 employees and all? Why is it that 99% of your sites are stolen images? Why is it that Ashley Lauren's face was all over your SEXTRACKER banners for the last year or better and she was calling me to help her get them off?

The world awaits your software leadership Andrew, with great expectation. And the rest of us "Assholes" will be surely impressed with your power and your money that you earned by taking what wasn't yours. And now you say you know the DMCA won't hold up in court against you. My you are a big gun. The World Intellectual Property Organization knows nothing against Mr. Sex Spaces. This is my last post on the subject. It's clear that it's your website now and you make the rules. When the going gets tough, just call people names.

Max Hardcore Controversy

Dolorosax writes on RAME: Um, perhaps time to burst a bubble or two ... this correspondent has been on enough sets over the years, and known enough porn girls, to have to dolefully break the news to you: Most women don't particularly care to be f---ed up the ass.

And of those that do -- or are "all right" with it -- I've never met a one that actually WANTED a Lex Steele or Brandon Irons-size log stuffed up their bums. Particularly in the fairly rushed, anti-erotic context of a porn set.

In fact, many actresses use various numbing agents stuffed up their chutes to allow them to ease the pain enough to deal with getting through a scene. In fact, men have a much greater capacity to enjoy being f---ed up the ass, thanks to that feisty li'l prostate gland that's positioned in just the right place to be stimulated by something long and hard up the keister.

My opinion on the matter is that those gals who do find some kick out of anal sex are the exhibitionists who get off on the psychology of what a dirty girl they're being much more than any physical stimulation. That's why you see so many girls slapping their pussy while getting ass-f---ed, in an attempt to turn it into a pleasurable experience.

And considering the Max Method, I daresee that only the sort of doxie whose masochistic inferiority complex depends on the most degradation and discomfort in order to get off would actually enjoy a Max coolie-pronging. Which is what we were discussing in the first place.

Thom writes: NEWS FLASH: the lower digestive tract is not part of the reproductive system! The female rectum simply doesn't have the same nerve endings as the vagina. This reminds me of porn starlets faking orgasms at climax after going down on guys during oral sex scenes--women don't get off--physicaly, anyway-- on anything that doesn't involve the clitoris. OK, there is definitely at psychological element here (for example, Chloe and her ripped up clit), but of the girls I've known (and there's some roadkill here) only one liked anal--and she was the most generally whacked-out I've ever known.

French Porn

Peter Ramezap writes: Laure Sainclair is one of the most beautiful natural porn stars of all times and is one of my favorites. However, I felt that she was wasted in VMD movies for a long time and I hope that she has left VMD for good but not the business as a whole. And, I hope some of the better directors like Rocco and Christoph Clark get a hold of her to do some real hardcore porn for a change.

The flaw with VMD is, in my opinion, that they dub all their films and lose the natural sex sounds in the process to some mechanical s---. And to add more insult to injury, they started using condoms for the past two years which makes the scenes even more mechanical. Other than that, they have always casted beautiful women in their films and the technical qualities have always been great. As for Fovea, I might be wrong but there is a redhead with the same name who has been in couple of recent Euro Angels films, Euro Hardball 5 is most recent one that I watched.

Priape writes: I ve listen an interview from laure sinclair, it seems she does not leave the x buisness but only marc dorcel. Obviously she's looking for the same type of contract she had with VMD ; this will be hard in France. Regaurding to Fovéa did she also stopeed working with Jhon B.root ? Anyway you're right ; the professional x buisness in france seems rather quiet those days. However the amateurs scene seems quite interesting, don't you think ?

Azlea Antistia

Bono writes on RAME: I was just wondering if she had a website up and running. I have seen her in several videos now and she is so hot. I realize she has the enhanced breasts but hers aren't so obscenely big to take away from her overall appearance. To me she is just simply spectacular and I would love to find out more about her. I do hope she is still in the biz. She would be great in a gangbang angel vid or better yet lets get her in the next Down The Hatch movie. Azlea looks great taking it up the ass and she doesn't shy away from the facial as well. I have also seen her in some great g/g scenes most notably with that great g/g performer Charlie.

Eyes Wide Shut

Marquis Facade writes: Hey Luke, I've noticed you've gone a little literary lately, the stuff on Orson Welles was interesting. "Rosebud" was a very good biography on Welles' life. Anyway, I took a look at Kubrick's "Eyes Wide Shut" again the other night (recently released on Video), and while I'm a huge fan of Kubrick's work he couldn't really deliver what audiences really wanted to see: Tom f---ing Nicole's brains out in full view.

Part of that is ratings of course and the other part is the story devulges too heavily into character ambiguity, and one thing that rarely works in film is ambiguity, especially when your star is the present embodiment of the Male American Icon. Maybe with a lesser known actor this would've worked better who knows. Basically, if you like Kubrick you'll probably like "Eyes Wide Shut," but if you're a fan of Tom Cruise you probably won't.

One thing that's interesting about his recent film choices is the extremes of characters he plays from "Eyes Wide Shut" to "Magnolia." Anyway, I've rewritten a script I call "Masks" which I think is the appropriate adult response to "Eyes Wide Shut," not a replacement, just the way "Eyes" could've been done if not for this thing called censors. Feel free to read it or post it or whatever. And keep up the "mainstream" film ties to the adult industry. That's something I think ppl are very fascinated by. Marquis Facade.

"Masks" by Marquis Facade

FADE IN: INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY DOCTOR TIM SHELDON sits on a sofa in the middle of the room. A GREEK-STYLE PARTY MASK sets on the coffee table right in front of him. NELLE SHELDON, hair up and wearing glasses, sits in a wicker chair to the right of him, and a painting hangs above the fireplace. Tim’s eyes are focused on Nelle, and her eyes are focused on the mask on the coffee table.

TIM When did you start doing it?

NELLE Oh, this is my fault?

TIM I didn’t . . . NELLE (looks directly at Tim) What did you do with those two girls at the party?

Tim looks down at the mask.

INT. BALLROOM – NIGHT People are dancing to an instrumental band. Nelle is dancing with a HANDSOME STRANGER. In the background, WE see Tim arm in arm with TWO GORGEOUS WOMEN. Nelle watches him as he walks out of view with the two women. She coyly smiles to the man she’s dancing with.

INT. HALLWAY Tim stands arm in arm with the two women.

TIM Ladies, I’m not sure where this is going.

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN #1 Just let us lead the way. (smiles at the other woman)

TIM Um . . . I’m sorry ladies, but I’m (pause) married.

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN #2 (leans in close to Tim) But you can still watch us play can’t you?

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN #1 (tugs on his shirt) Don’t you want to watch us play?

They open up a door and Tim smiles and he follows them in.

INT. BEDROOM The two beautiful women sit Tim down in a seat across from the bed. They bend down and do a triple kiss to him then pull away kissing each other. They lift up their cocktail dresses and kiss each other’s bodies, keeping their panties, high heels, and matching necklaces on. They explore each other’s bodies as Tim watches. They work they’re way down and give each other oral pleasure, and look back at Tim and smile. They finish on each other and work their way seductively across the bed toward him.

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN #1 Do you want us now?

TIM Yes.

Tim kisses one of the girls passionately, but a KNOCK on the door interrupts further action. A MAN enters the room.

MAN Sorry Doctor Sheldon, but Dean needs your assistance.

Tim looks at the two naked women on the bed and grins.

TIM (hands out) To be continued.

INT. STAIRCASE Tim follows the man up the staircase towards a set of double doors. The man opens the doors for him and Tim goes inside.

INT. LARGE ROOM – DARK A set of lights come on near the back of the room. DEAN WOLFSTEIN, wearing a silk rob, sits on a large leather couch with a NAKED WOMAN on each side of him. Tim walks forward.

TIM Dean?

Dean gets up off the couch and shakes hands with Tim. Dean and Tim stand out in front of the naked women.

DEAN Tim, I never got to properly thank you for that . . .

TIM Oh, Dean, don’t mention it.

DEAN (puts his arm around Tim’s shoulder) Well, it meant a lot and saved us all a very embarrassing incident. (pause) And I always remember my friends.

Dean walks over and takes one of the woman’s hands and leads her back to a bed in the corner of the room. Dean turns back around. DEAN Doctor Sheldon meet Julie. Dean proceeds back to the bed and starts having sex with the woman. Tim takes a seat on the couch next to JULIE. Tim looks at Dean going at the woman and then back toward Julie.

JULIE (smiles at Tim) Do you want to f--- me?

TIM (grins) That would be wonderful Julie, but (raises his ring finger)

JULIE (seductively into his ear) Oh, I won’t tell. Dean pounds away at the beautiful woman on the bed.

DEAN (loud) Tim’s a happily married man. Come back here Julie, I have something for you to do.

Instantly, Julie raises up and walks back toward the bed. Her heels click on the floor as Tim watches her beautiful figure make her way to the bed. Dean moves aside and positions Julie to give oral pleasure to the other woman while he takes her from behind. She starts to moan as Dean grabs her hips and pulls himself into her. Tim watches without blinking from the couch.

INT. SCULPTURE GALLERY – NIGHT Nelle and the handsome stranger look at the various art sculptures in the room.

NELLE (smiles) I think I’ve had too much to drink.

STRANGER None sense my dear. You just needed some fresh air.

NELLE (shakes her head playfully) Uh huh, you brought me up here to f--- me.

STRANGER (smiles) But of course.

The stranger kisses Nelle passionately on the lips and she opens her mouth up and they French kiss. He works her back to the wall under the dome lights in the ceiling. He kisses her neck and casually slips her dress down over her shoulders. He gets down on his knees and kisses her breast and works his way lower. Slightly moving her dress up her thighs, he works his fingers under her panties. Nelle closes her eyes and he lets her suck on his finger as he fingers her with his other hand. After a few moments, he works her panties down around her ankles and starts giving her oral pleasure. She writhes in pleasure, but then opens her eyes and gets up quickly.

STRANGER Is something wrong?

NELLE (gathering herself) Yes, I’m married. Nelle walks away.

INT. LARGE ROOM Dean screws Julie from behind and then climaxes on both women’s breast. Tim gets up from the couch.

TIM (angry) Thanks for the lesson in infidelity. Tim reaches for the doorknob.

DEAN Don’t forget your Christmas card on the table.

TIM What?

DEAN Only open it if you’re ready to explore those dark areas you only hint at in therapy.

Tim stands by the door for a second, takes the card off the tray, and exits the room.

INT. STAIRCASE – NIGHT Tim walks down the staircase. He opens the envelope.

READS: Castle Green, 101 Baltimore St. Password: Fellatio. Masquerade Ball. Show up, if you’re ready!

Nelle is waiting at the bottom of the staircase. Tim casually pockets the invitation.

NELLE What’s a matter with Dean, they said . . .

TIM His usual hypochondria. How’s the party.

NELLE Kinda dull.

TIM (kisses her) Ready to go?

NELLE Yes. (looks back)

The handsome stranger stands in the doorway watching Nelle.

INT. LIVING ROOM –

DAY NELLE (looking at Tim) Dean Wolfstein’s party?

TIM Yes.

EXT. LARGE HOUSE Tim knocks on a large door. The door opens and a BIG MAN blocks the entrance.

MAN Password, please.

TIM Fellatio.

MAN Thank you sir. You may come in. Tim enters the house.

INT. HOUSE

MAN May I take your coat, sir? Tim hands the man his coat. He wears a black cloak and holds a mask in his hand. WE can hear the sound of chanting music in the background.

MAN Enjoy your evening, sir.

Tim puts on his mask.

TIM Thank you.

INT. LARGE ROOM Tim walks up to a group of people adorned in masks and cloaks. In the center of the room are women wearing, masks, high heels, and panties; they are in a circle on their knees. A MAN in a velvet robe and mask walks around in the circle of women, when he stops and pound a stick on the floor in front of them they get up and choose a masked person from the crowd.

A TALL SLENDER WOMAN picks Tim from the crowd. She escorts him down a long hallway filled with mirrors on each side.

INT. LIBRARY All throughout the room, men and women wearing only the masks on their faces are screwing. Tim and his escort stop to watch TWO COUPLES having sex on a red billiard’s table. The men take the women from behind as the women face each other and remove their masks and French kiss each other. Tim’s beautiful escort guides him through the room as a WOMAN with enormous breast rides a MAN on a couch as a group of mask people watch them. Tim and his escort watch for a few moments. The escort looks at Tim.

ESCORT Do you want me now?

TIM Yes. ESCORT Follow me. She leads him away from the couple screwing on the couch, past other people in various states of sexual play.

INT. LARGE ROOM Tim and his escort walk toward a crowd and the crowd parts as they walk forward into the room. The escort lets go of Tim’s arm.

ESCORT This is as far as I go. Tim stops and the escort walks back through the crowd. He turns back to the center of the floor where an oval bed sets in the middle of the room. The man in the velvet robe gets up from his chair in the back of the room.

VELVET STRANGER (walking forward) Come forward. Tim walks to the center of the room, close to the bed. The crowd closes in to form a circle around him.

VELVET STRANGER (drawn out) Are you here for pleasure?

TIM (long pause) I’m sorry?

VELVET STRANGER Let me repeat. (pause) Are you here for pleasure?

TIM (looks around) Yes.

VELVET STRANGER Good. (pounds his stick on the floor) Bring her out.

A BEAUTIFUL MASKED WOMAN walks out into the room. She is naked except for the mask covering her face. She sits down on the bed facing Tim.

VELVET STRANGER (walking away) Tonight, she is yours.

Tim is escorted forward by TWO MASKED PEOPLE.

She lies back on the bed. Tim is disrobed except for his mask. The crowd circles the bed as Tim and the beautiful masked woman make love. They move around in various sexual positions before getting into missionary position. Tim thrusts himself on her passionately. Her masks slips off for a second revealing her face, the face of his wife Nelle. Quickly, she puts it back on her face as Tim ejaculates on her stomach. The crowd opens up and the velvet stranger walks forward again.

VELVET STRANGER (to Tim) Now, all the doors are open. Tim just gazes through his mask at the stranger that is his wife beneath him.

INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY Tim looks at Nelle still sitting in the wicker chair.

TIM What now?

NELLE (closes her legal notebook) That’s for next week’s session. Nelle gets up and goes to her desk and presses a button on a phone and speaks into it.

NELLE Push all my appointments back 30 minutes. Nelle takes off her glasses and unbuttons her shirt. She walks toward Tim sitting on the couch.

NELLE (to Tim) Now let’s . . .

TIM f---?

THE END

Luke Gets Mail

Brandy Alexandre writes: eBay acknowledged Bianca Trump's infringement on my trademark and pulled her auction of my domain name. But certainly not before I printed out her auction that contained her defamatory statements and declaration that she was specifically seeking to profit from the use of my name. How dumb can a chick get?

Bianca Trump writes: Not hardly luke....they asked me to remove it because she was creating such a fuss that I deleted her bogus 10,000.00 bid on the damn thing. I do good buiz with ebay and make 1000's a month from the use of their site....wanting no hard feelings with them considering I know what a bothersom witch she can be I deleted it.Email attatched. It is now STILL for sale else where.

Ebay writes Bianca: "We regret to inform you that your auction: 307417422 XXX PORNSTAR domain for sale has been diputed by Brandy Alexandre, a member of eBay's Verified Rights Owner (VeRO) Program, because they filed a sworn statement that it offers a product or contains material which violates their copyright, trademark or other rights. In the interest of protecting all eBay users, we question such auctions to avoid any association with potentially infringing or unlawful items. We understand that sometimes mistakes can be made.Of course, eBay is available to answer questions, but since only the rights owner understands their products and policies, we encourage you to contact them first. If we agree a mistake has been made or the VeRO Program Member notifies us, we will allow you sell the item."

Brandy writes: That's really sad. She gets a form letter and she think sit's personal to her because she's a good customer. She can slander all she wants, it just adds to the file, but there was nothing in that letter indicating anything than an action from their infringement department. Exactly like I said. Doesn't matter if she does sell it. She can further trash her reputation if she wants when the people find out it's in dispute and Network Solutions won't permit the transfer. I doubt they'll get their money back.

Brandy sends along this email she received from Ebay.com: Thank you for alerting us to this auction. I have ended this auction (#307417422) and warned the seller of our policy regarding this type of auction. We really appreciate the terrific help from users like yourself. Together, we can all help keep eBay a safe and fun place to trade!

Goddess writes: Hey, Luke! I wanna know what goes on at these AVN "conferences"? Is this just another excuse for a tax deductible AVN orgy? Please to disguise yourself and get your butt to Hawaii so you can report on the cummings and goings for your legions of fans like a REAL investigative reporter should!! The Goddess has spoken.

Knock it off with this "am I a woman" bulls---. Ask Mike South, he's heard my voice. OR shall I describe the joys of childbirth? How wonderful it feels to have a seven pound baby work it's way out of your vagina? Or perhaps the happiness that is getting a pap smear, while they use an icy metal speculum that's been kept in the freezer over the weekend to spread you wider than the Grand Canyon??

NJG writes: I loved the film American Psycho. Luke, you parallel that guy because you don't have any feelings inside. Just like that guy (Patrick Bateman) didn't. He would say things that implied he had feelings for others (just like you do, you know, when you say you want to get married, have a family, etc, but we-your audience all knows it's lies), just like when we see Patrick Bateman in the movie saying all these understanding and compassionate things...it's a lie. The movie was really good, it shows how much men really despise women and how rich men can get away with murder and misogyny. It's dark, but not scary, and there were plenty of times I was cracking up out loud especially in the trading of business cards scenes.

Also, after watching that movie, American Psycho, I am reminded of a particularly grisly murder that happened here in SF. Seems a high ranking vice-president of a bank had a thing for prostitutes on Geary Blvd. Many of them were afraid of this guy, he had damaged several of them and this one newer girl was warned to stay away from this guy. But she went in his car. He took her to his house, he strangled her in the bathtub, stabbed her , raped her and killed her. Of course, he was a "nice family man" and his wife testified on his behalf in court. Guess, what? He only got probation! He is still out there, he is the scum of the world. But it just shows you, rich men get away with murder in our culture. We see this every day. And I feel for the women who get caught up with these murderers/rapists/lowlifes. Luke, I don't think you could ever really handle being a woman. I don't mean being a she-male. You wouln't be able to handle it.

Murry writes: as far as the review on american psycho id rather buy the book than watch some watered down feminist-friendly film version of it. its like i keep reading how the violence was kept offscreen and im like why bother seeing it? as far as actresses and anal scenes if they dont like it dont do it! but since most films out now have "a" scenes the tapes may or may not sell if they dont. didnt jasmin st claire dump earl slate after she found him to do gay porn?

Luke: My former boss, Craig Vasiloff, sends this:

Razor Magazine

Publisher and editor Craig Vasiloff, ex of FANtastic! Entertainment has drummed up this new beauty. Razor Magazine promises to go where XXXGeneration never could. "XXXGeneration Magazine was an experiment and it allowed me to test the waters in magazine distribution," Vasiloff says "The magazine just had too much nudity to get away from a sophisticate label so.... XXXGeneration Magazine will stay and re-emerge as just that - a magazine for the XXX industry while Razor will target the mainstream shelves of North America." Razor will detail the world of music and adult entertainment - it will focus on adult lifestyle editorial and will continue where XXXGeneration left off. We will highlight the stars in the adult industry, the music industry and Hollywood. Sex still sells but there will be no nudity in this publication.

When is the debut?

June 1st Razor hits the stands along with revamped XXXGeneration Magazine.

I'm not sure I understand. What will be the difference between this new Razor publication and XXXGeneration magazine?

XXXGeneration will become a pure adult publication. High on pictorial, low on editorial content. It will feature exclusive pictorials, some erotica, reviews and a catalogue of releases. XXXGeneration will also continue its push into the world of adult video. Razor on the other hand is a completely mainstream publication along the same lines as a Maxim or Gear. The only difference is our focus will be more on music and video with lots of generic lifestyle editorial encompassing the publication. As the sub title reads.... Cutting Edge Entertainment.

Is this a new company then? This is completely seperate from your other partners?

Partner. There was one very heavy, dead weight I carried for a long time. He has nothing to do with this new venture. Both of these publications will be accompanied by adjoing websites that will carry on a true multimedia format. Streaming audio and video, photo galleries, radio programming and much, much more.

Making Him Gay? Not!

Voltaire writes: This guy doesn't understand. A "guy getting reamed up the butt by a female" is a heterosexual act. Last time I checked, it takes 2 guys to be gay, KoolFool. Lots of straight guys like anal stimulation. Done right by a talented lady, it can make you cum about 2x as hard. So don't knock it. Esp. all you guys that think women should get so turned on by ass-f---ing - maybe you'd help the little girls have a nicer cum if you tried it yourself for a change. See Tristan Taormino's column in the village voice for the scoop:

http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0009/taormino.shtml

I wish they'd be more upfront about female-male anal sex too - so I could find the movies and rent them! I think it's a turn-on. So thanks for the heads-up on Pirate "the club"!

A History of X Review

On Amazon.com, Michael Woznicki reviews my book: One of society’s most controversial areas of discussion is pornography. Most books written about that industry usually trash the filmmakers, actors and actresses calling them depraved, perverted, and indecent and morally corrupt.

Luke F-rd delves into the industry with a brash, unbiased viewpoint to give you a first hand look at what goes on. Talking about Marilyn Chambers, John Holmes, Traci Lords, Linda Lovelace Ginger and Amber Lynn, Ford shows the behinds the scenes stories of how these people got into the business and what they are doing to promote their work.

Ford, who amazingly enough does not work in the pornography industry, takes an almost unheard of position of impartiality, to show you that everything you have heard may in fact not be the whole truth. Ford’s ability to be objective throughout the book is a refreshing change.

Although this book is graphic in some parts and the details may take you a step back when you read them, the book does give the reader a new insight into the pornography industry. Whether you agree or disagree with what these people do for a living, The History of X may have you thinking a whole new way.

An Open Letter To Lord Peter Luther Christian

Luke- Louie here, and I can't help but notice the blazing speed Mr. Peter Luther has in responding to anything posted on your website. He seems to have taken an undue interest in your website, visiting it numerous times a day... one can't help but wonder how truly "noble" this young Christian's motives are. Surely time and time again throughout history we have seen hypocrisy in mankind's efforts to help their fellow man -- the more they shout something down, the more they're really afraid of their own reactions to it. For instance, Gay bashers are often found to be latent homosexuals. Could Mr. Luther harbor secret fantasies of being in Porn himself? Perhaps using "sexual healing" through video, to relieve the pain of thousands of frustrated men?

But seriously, Mr. Luther continues to offer the bland, false pabulum of the phony psuedo-altruistic Christian, reaching out his arms to pat the head of the pathetic losers he sees around him. The "look at me, I'm so generous I care about the heathen" condescension that makes me want to puke.

The inherent condescending nature of the true-believer Christians oozes forth from his prose in such a way that you just KNOW he sits in his bathroom and jerks off to nastier fantasies then you or I, Mr. Ford. It's the only explanation. Do as I say, not as I do... like most of Christianity for centuries as they killed, enslaved, the Popes took bribes, and the Church violated so many tenets of the religion I'm amazed today's Pope doesn't go even further and offer mass suicide instead of mere apology and repentance for the religion he's inherited. That Peter Luther continues to defend. Hey Mr. Luther, look at history my friend! How much "goodness" has been brought into the world by your religion? And how much pain and misery? Or are you assuming the Dogma itself is pure, despite actions taken on it's behalf for Centuries? Or is that irrelevant? Could there not be a connection between the repression such Dogma causes and the violent reactions history has taught us done, "in the name of Christ"? How is it so many Americans feel guilty for our forefather's owning Slaves, so many Germans feel guilt over the Holocaust done before they were born, yet you embrace your religion as if it were an unstained sheet of pure white? Do you choose to look the other way? Or does your self-denial extend even to the very history of the religion you represent? My dear Peter Luther, true connection with God comes through honesty and self-awareness. Try it sometime. You might understand Porn a little better, and yourself a lot better.

You also might have to give up your adherence to an outdated, false and ultimately repressive and divisive Dogma that has caused centuries of pain, is based on a laughable story (virgin, yeah right), and treats critical discussion as if it were the Devil itself. Not much honesty there, my friend. Open your eyes, you'll see the Bible's just a book, a hard-on is a hard-on and shouldn't be apologized for, and to truly aspire to be Godlike one must accept human nature, warts and all, not deny it. Yours in Reality, Louie Greenberg.

Marcus Killus - I'm Exposted!

Marcus Killus writes: I'm exposed ! Sex addict is correct I am Primi Subgeni,i came unto the way of BoB via the Late Gnostic Bishop Criss Piss & The Late Reverend Buck Neckid. Ah mus tell ya ma friends after that first piping hot cup of The Stark Fist & Frop i seen the Truth & the Lie and still didn't give a f---.

The problem with religion and the practice of Chaim Amalek is that it is a blood kin of mining ounces of gold flakes in tons of s---....... with your mouth, and it stands to reason that in applying this manner of excavation one becomes FULL OF s---!!!.

Now that, in and of itself is not the worst.What is very dangerous in one so fulla s--- is that due to that level of s--- consumption one becomes host to virulent diseases (like hep but worse) and can easily infect others.

Chaim Amalek should concern himself with the lethal undermining of American and world security wrought in Isreals latest deal with China, and lend reason as to why god would tender a real estate claim to atheist of which an equally toxic clique of s---miners is seeking force eviction on. Leave the question of miscegenation to us naturally selected progenitors of the New breed. : )

For instance it is a fact of medical science that people with sickle cell trait are of optimum health but if two people with the trait produce a child there is a 50% chance that the child will have a terminal disease (sickle cell anemia). Also the sickle cell trait produces a natural amunity to malaria.Had that trait been suficently bred into the european population by the Moors europeans would have been able to do in Africa what was done to the Indians of North and South America and the Jews of Eastern Europe.The Ismus of Panama, 100 miles of jungle, killed thousands of Frenchmen in there quest to build the canal. The U.S. built it with Black Americans.

Chaim Amalek's cult of s---miners were superseded 2000 years ago with the words "I AM BLOOD THE NEW AND EVERLASTING COVENANT"SHED FOR YOU! AND FOR ALL MEN" (remember that Luke?) Well friends what that meant is that ya'll need not shed the blood of goat,lamb or Jewboy in sacrifice to receive atonement.Now ya'll can reach right in and snatch it up with THE STARK FIST OF RETRIEVAL!

Here's A quote from Clinton that if repeated no less than 20.000 times could save you a trip up the mountain. 'FREE YO MINE AN YO ASS WILL FOLLOW,FREE YO MINE AN YO ASS WILL SURLY FOLLOW,FREE YO MINE AN YO ASS WILL FOLLOW,THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS WITHIN." Every bleedin asshole with half a brain knows that the second temple is a place of the heart and mind. The Subgeni know this truth and we intentionally use less than a quarter of our brain.

And you lukey, are indeed becoming quite the sickening one, you are becoming a rabid miner of s---,i know your the son of a s---miner, and a swtchhitting crossover s---miner, but i held out hope for you cuz i believed i'd seen some semblance of the subgeni. but in the past few months ive seen that you have indeed become rabid.. An son, ya do know what ta du wit a rabid dawg ? You already got a gun. ; )

I gotta tell you you really made me sick when you spoke of how low you perceived Aboriginal Australian culture. questions

Have you ever lived with them ? [LF: No.]

In the desert eating thick white grub worms ? Was that there diet before the cream of the european continent came among them to live?

What were they like when they lived on the fertile land and along the pristine beaches of this "White Nation' before it became yours ?

Did there lot improve when they came in contact with your, superior culture? [No.]

I do know that there culture is 60,000 years old and that 60,000 years ago europeans were indeed living in caves draped in animal hides eating raw animal and human flesh. Then along came the Jews who moved you into cites and got you to sit up in your chair. ; )

What inna f--- is Aussie culture ? AC DC, and that rock star who choked himself to death while whacking his dick in a closet ? I'm not trying to diss but only about 5 things come to mind when i think of the place.The1st being these people with 60,000 years on that land mass , and the fact that the Queens governor dissolved the elected body of the state in the 70's and installed the right wing Tories,(a coup) I also think ofthe volume of ass i used to bang of the aussie women that came thru San Antonio Texas with a tour group twice a week, when i tended bar there . The men on the tours were homosexual almost to the man. Oh yea, i do think of roos & koalas.....cutest things there. The truth is that aussie was constituted from the very same pile of putrid trash as the South African. Damn, i need a rabies shot!!!!!

Luke: I do not believe that all cultures are equally advanced and beautiful. I think Aboriginal culture is very low, the people usually unintelligent. Especially when compared with the Maoris in New Zealand.