Thursday, March 9, 2000

Email Luke Mar 7

The Stench Of Homophobia

Steve Neece writes: The stench of homophobia is growing by leaps and bounds! I tend to rate societies by their acceptance (or lack of same) of homosexuality.It is safe to say that America has a long way to go.Hetero porn is also a reflection of this.Most het porn is marketed thru hate and contempt of women.Such is not the case with the Gay product where sex is marketed as positive and performers are viewed with admiration(by other Gays)rather than disdain. What your poster failed to point out is that Islam & Judaism are "do" religions ONLY for men and Christianity is "don't" for both genders.

All 3 hate women,Islam probably the most fiercely.Christianity is the most fiercely anti-intellectual.They probably hate the spirit of inquiry even more than they do sex.Saw an interesting movie on HBO Sunday nite entitled "Dangerous Beauty" set in 16th century Venice where the only educated women were courtesans and how even noblewomen were proud of their ignorance and uselessness.A noblewoman asks the heroine to raise her (noblewomans) daughter as a courtesan when she comes of age so she won't be doomed to a life of ignorance and servitude.Our heroine is hauled before the Inquisition but but they are foiled by her courageous lover.Supposedly based on a true story. Any woman in a ganbang is spoken of as being degraded,used as sperm receptacle etc..If women were smart they would counter that it takes 10,20,250,300 or 600 men to satisfy ONE REAL WOMAN and they should be ashamed of their inadequacies!I would love to see the outcome of that!

Mark Twain once remarked on the hideous cruelty of King David(or was it Solomon)who had 920 wives when on the best day he ever lived he would have been unable to satisfy even ONE of them.Any able bodied woman who is aroused to do so can go through 10 men like a hot knife thru butter.That is mere biology.Of course,maybe the wives were happily lesbian and glad to be neglected. I have always thought that Gays were intellectually and sexually superior to straights.While Wilts final score was probably closer to 2,000 than 20,000 I don't doubt there are promiscous Gays that have notched 20,000 unpaid contacts with different men.Hell it is no big deal for a horny Gay to rim 20 assholes in a hot nite at the baths and if he did that once a week he would reach 20,000 in 20 years time.And when you throw in acts of oral and genital copulation no telling how high the numbers would reach ! Now do you understand why gays are hated by straights who aren't getting any ? Imagine the average consumer that gets shot down every time he tries and they read of Gays that are practically drowning in sex.Hatred based on envy is understandable.

Kosher Sex

From Drsuzyblock.com: This Sunday evening, March 12, 2000, starting about 7 PM (PT), the Dr. Susan Block Institute will present a special Kosher Sex Salon with Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, an ex-Lubavitch rabbi, director of the L'Chaim Society, Oxford University rabbi and author of the best-selling book Kosher Sex and the new Dating Secrets of the 10 Commandments. Subjects of discussion will include sex and religion, dating and marriage, as well as related topics such as passion, attraction, marital aids, masturbation and pornography. Since Rabbi Boteach and Dr. Block agree on some subjects, but take divergent views on others, this promises to be another lively, fascinating salon.

Lolo Ferrari Update

Peter Hayes writes: The plastic surgeons clan in Europe have been answering claims that the death of Lolo Ferrari might have been something to do with her many breast implants.

Klaus Exner - a surgeon at Sankt Markus Hospital in Frankfurt - said that the 3 litres of silicon in each breast was not enough to kill anyone, even if all of it was released in to the body. However he stated that the most dangerous possible complication is the collecting of bacteria in and around the plastic itself. This can increase rapidly and could, in an extreme cases, lead to death.

However he said he had never heard of a case where death that was directly and uniquely related to a breast implant. However he stated that it was not unknown for the bag to be torn and for the fluid (or gel) to be deposited in the body. He denied that there was any evidence of the increased risk of rheumatism, and furthermore that there had never been an case of an allergic reaction to a breast implant. Another plastic surgeon, Hermann Lampe, joined the debate by saying that breast implants were never the direct cause of death. However he conceded that Lolo’s breasts - that we were like a heavy rucksack carried at the front of the body - "were not healthy for her."

The toxicology report will be completed within ten days - however the family is free to make funeral arrangements. I do not presently know where or when the funeral will be.

Kianna Bradley Rips LGI's Bo

I talked to a teary Kianna Bradley late Wednesday night.

Kianna sniffs: "Bo, I tried to be nice on Luke's site and say that maybe I misunderstodd ya. But you and I both know that I didn't. And obviously everyone else does because they're calling you a f---ing liar too. Put on there that Bo's a liar, and that nobody does f---ing business with him.

"Bo called me and asked me for cocaine. So him calling Kendra a drug addict... I know Kendra don't do drugs. So he's the drug addict. And I don't give a f--- if he says I am or not.

"Bo did the wrong thing by lying on me, because I tried to be nice. You know that.

"He says that Kianna wants to jump into the gossip s---. Tell him that I am jumping in and I am jumping in all the f---ing way.

"And tell him that he really really really needs not to f--- with me. And that his websites suck. They are all the same thing. He has no creativity or he would at least make a couple different."

Kianna: "Tell him that I never said Ed Powers. I said Randy West. I'll have Randy call you to let you know that he was going to do that for me. But I don't even talk to Ed Powers.

"That I wanted to rent someone's building? I used my own house for the production, and Damien Michael's house. What else did Bo say? Help me out so I can dog him some more."

LGI wrote on their site porngossip.com: Kianna must hungery for her name in the headlines. She called the office of lgi and left a message for bo "please call me I have Randy West and Ed Powers who want to shoot some scenes for me". Bo returns the call and tells Kianna then have Ed or Randy call me and we will talk. No call from Randy or Ed (duh), later Kianna calls back, and says she has the shoot all set up. Bo asks who are in the movies. She names oliva, eric and some more people and she wants to pay these people $1200.oo a person a scene. (these are not scenes for a movie but clips for the internet), bo tells Kianna I'll think about it and get back to you if I'm interested.

The next day lgi starts getting calls that Kianna is running all over town using Bo's name and stating she's doing scenes for us and lgi's picking up the tap and can she borrow lights and equipment for this. Bo tells everyone no, she is not doing this for lgi. Damien calls, he too was told she was not authorized to shoot anything for lgi. Then a package arrives from Earl with this movies, Bo calls Earl and asks what are these, and Earl says the scenes from Kianna. Bo again tells Earl, we never authorzed her to do any scenes for lgi. Kianna calls and Bo tells her i never told you to shoot for me, plus you owe someone some money and you need to get that straight first, maybe i'll take the scene of you for your website, but the others I do not want or need, and we will send back the other stuff. Kianna calls back in a tiss because we told her they were being returned to sender who happen to be Earl. then she has Phyllisha Ann call and ask whats the deal, Agin for the 100th time in about 72 hours she is told lgi do not authorize Kianna to shoot for us and they were being returned to sender. no one ever said anything about the camera work because no one ever looked at the footage, because again it was not something lgi wanted. Now if Mr. Powers or West was in it we would have seriously considered buying the scenes. (From porngossip.com)

Kianna: "I've never f---ed anybody in this business. I've always tried to help people in this business. Even when the s--- happened with Rough Sex, I put you and Kahn Tusion together. And he said 'You were right, Kianna. Luke's great.' I try to help everybody, you know that."

Luke: "Yes."

Kianna:"Have you ever heard about me f---ing anybody Luke?"

Luke: "No."

Kianna: "Hold on. Phyllisha, come here for a second. You're not being drug into this...but when you called Bo, what did he say? Bo's calling you a liar now."

Phyllisha Ann: "Keep me out of this crap, hahaha. The first thing I talked to Bo, he said 'Who shot this. The camerawork sucks.' And that's it."

Luke: "You talked directly to Bo?"

Phyllisha: "Yes. And the first thing he said was 'Who shot it?'"

Luke: "Thanks."

Kianna: "See?"

Luke: "Yes."

Kianna: "Hold on, I am going to threeway you with Chris [Alexander, owner of Anabolic Video]."

Chris: "I just got back into town. I was out of the country. But Kianna was telling me a little bit about her difficulties paying some bills for talent. As long as I've known her, I've always respected that she's one of the talent that has always done everything she has promised. And I've never sensed any ill will or dishonesty on her part. I can't say enough positive things about it. If there was more talent like her, there would be less headaches for producers like us. We respect her work."

Kianna: "Just tell Bo that I've got a lot of companies backing me. And he deals with a lot of them. It's not like I'm one of these girls that nobody likes and disrespects. I've never done anybody wrong... And he needs to do the same thing because he's burning a lot of f---ing bridges. And he's making me look like the bad guy. But I'm woman enough to say that I f---ed up. But he did too..."

Phyllisha: "Kianna didn't do this on purpose [make the talent who worked for her wait to get paid]. But she's learned a good lesson... She didn't mean to put anybody in the wrong. And she's been sitting here crying because she knows that the talent has bills and it is not fair to the talent that they can't pay their bills because of the things that she promised."

Kianna sounds in a bad way.

Luke: "How are you doing?"

Kianna: "It's sucks. It really f---ing sucks because I am one that is big on respect and doing what you say you will do. I don't try to hurt anybody. I never meant to f--- these people over and I feel like I have. But it bothered me.... Pretty much everybody likes me in this business and this makes me look like a flake. And I'm not.

"I've just gone through all this s--- with Earl and now this and it just ices the f---ing cake. Tell everybody that I am so so sorry."

Toni English Creates Soap Opera

Peter Hayes writes: Luke, Got a great tip the other day from my German media contacts.

Female director Toni English (of ATE fame) is planning to create a TV docu-soap on life in the LA porn biz and a soap opera that has porno scenes. However she seems to be saying that the rolling documentary will be shown EXCLUSIVELY outside of the USA - presumably to avoid embarrassing the people shown working in programme. (If this isn't true she better contact the documentary crew who talked to the lady because I can assure you this is what they will say.)

The TV profile will talk to porn performers Raylene (22) and Dee (20) who says "she (English) is my role model." The clip will roll on the Liebe Sunde programme on Pro 7 and be part of a Ladies Night special. With two showing the clip will be seen by between 2 and 3 million people - the Pro 7 channel is also available on the popular Astra satellite and shows many "soft sex" films.

Luke probably knows more about the former journalist and documentary maker than I, but I do know that she has been in biz for five yeas and likes to record stories as well as sex. I'm also lead to believe that she also plays the role of script writer and camera person on her work.

Here is the short segment intro in full (my translation):

Segment title: The Lady that makes men happy - porno director Toni English "Toni English is an exception in the Hollywood porn industry. She is one of the few female directors that hasn't started her career as a performer. Liebe Sunde (Love Hour/Lesson - it is a local pun) is with the director as she directs porno the female way."

Lolo Ferrari Remembered

Peter Hayes writes from London: Finding out more about the sad death of Lolo Ferrari at the age of just 30. The last years of her life had become a cycle of pill taking and drinking. The local media says that she was legally taking the "downer" drugs Tavor and Rohyphonol plus the better known anti-depressant Prozac.

On top of these drugs she drank heavily, suffered from depression and anxiety and spent many of her later days in a state of near oblivion. In the last weeks of her life she had complained that she was experiencing difficulty in breathing. The local media report that she had "22" (not 18) operations to improve her appearance. They also state that some of the operations were planned by her husband on a computer screen.

Her early life was one of trouble and strife in her family home in Bretagne in North France. Her mother beat her constantly and at one time held a gun to her head. She said that she never felt beautiful - despite the constant attention of the local boys. She was told one interviewer that as a child "I never felt well in my skin." Some people think that she was "body morphic", a disorder that leads people to believe that there is something wrong with their appearance and it is ruining their life.

Meeting the 22 year older Eric Vigne (52) changed her life. He took her virginity and became crazy about the pretty faced blonde. Both had a high sexual appetite and Vigne plotted her photo and porn career. However at the end he no longer slept in the same bed as his wife. In recent years she found the pain of carrying her oversized breasts almost unbearable and she could only take her bra off for a few minutes at a time.

The earlier shots of her before her operations showed that she was a lovely girl that could have commanded male attention without the surgeons knife. Her epitaph will surely be that she was one lady who rarely had a happy or pain free moment. Someone who mistook excess for success. I hope she can find some peace now...

Peter Hayes writes Luke: Luke, So you are reduced to ripping me from Gene Ross now!!!!!! I got you the full facts as they were presented in the local meda today and sent them to you - so as to contast with Gene Ross - who spoke to a guy who spoke to a guy who had spoke to a guy that had watched one French TV news broadcast - and managed to pulled "suicide" (without a scrap of evidence) out of thin air! I wrote to Gene pointing out that while he uses quotes (that old say-anything-you-want-it-is-not-me trick) - what he quotes is hear-say crap and has no logic or authority. So why use it? When someone dies you quote the police, the coriner, the next of kin, etc. As I have done. I pointed out there was circumstantial evidence of natural death and non of sucide. This tallys with all the respected local media. Further tests will perhaps tell us more. Perhaps it won't, so the thin air merchants can start there trade again. I'm now given a dressing down from the sex biz headmaster (Gene Ross) on his site (and now yours!) for the sin of presenting the only clear picture (in english) of what happened and what local people with real authority and first hand knowledge are saying about it...

Luke Gets Mail

Harley Fire writes: Hey Luke ! Just wanted to send you an e-mail and say what's up.Newcummer Dynamite made an appearance on Harley's Sex Lounge. Dynamite is a spicy 20 year old redhead natural breasts and a completely shaved pussy. She has been in the busnisness for 4 months and her favorite things to do is suck cock and take it up the ass, she will go far in the business. Dynamite stripped down and did the show totally nude.We talked about sex and more sex. We also talked about her upcoming 21st birthday gang bang where she will do 21 guys until each one cums.She asked if I would like to join in the gang bang. I said yes and will do a show centered around the event, Dynamite's appearance on Harley's sex lounge will air the first week in april in LA and New York. Dynamite can be seen the new site www.realpornworld.com Any porno people who want to get booked on Harley's sex lounge. Want to promo your stuff and get naked call 818 754-Bite or E-mail www.thepornosexlounge.com............best of luck, Luke your buddy Harley !

Clement writes: dear luke, having watched many porno, i notice there is a small group of people who would shoot the movies in interesting houses. one fine example is the one in Decadence with Victoria Paris it appear again in one of Dyanna Laren's movie where she lost her memory. Would you be able to get whole of the plans of that fabulous house & who does it belong to? The house has a spiral stair with palm trees growing in the middle, open concept long bath and beautiful landscaping. Another nice house was the one DIna Jewel 2nd movie, where she was f---ed in the living room. That living room had a nice library incorporated and a sunken sofa bay. beautiful. you know who i can get the plans of pictures of these sets?

Jeff writes: hey luke so let me get this straight......kendra does butt billionaire monday and a girl won it? and she did kendra anally with a dildo? either the men that competed were as retarded as the last time howard did this contest or it was rigged for some lesbian to win so kendra wouldnt have to take someone too big or too small or whatever. look not every guy is turned on by two clam digggers getting it on. what a shame and a waste if you ask me.

Buk writes: I believe Ron has a bit part in the straight to video "Broken Vessels", a story where Ron plays a guy on a Porno set who shows the EMT's where an apparent OD of an actress has just happened, good flick, Ron's in it for like 3 seconds....still it's hollywood.

Goddess writes: Luke! I'll bet if you were really, really nice to Gene, he would take a few minutes out of his busy schedule and teach you how to make those "return to top" clicky thingies, AND he might be able to work the bugs out of your opening page WHICH still takes FOREVER to download!! (Pssst!! it wouldn't hurt to mention his bulging biceps and steely blue eyes.)

Glenn Orr (robotechie@yahoo.com )writes: I am a film student at the University of Southern California and am currently writing a thesis on the adult film industry--no, really!!--using the career trajectory of Lexus Locklear as my focus. Problem is, I'm having a hell of a time finding any in-depth biographical info on her. I can't even find an interview of hers. At this point, the only thing I really know about her is that I've seen many of her films, like them tremendously, and think she is nuclear friggin' hot. Not exactly the stuff of great film papers. Can you help me out?

Is Brittany O'Connell Into Satan?

Lex writes: The whole question of Brittany O'Connell and Satanism is kinda funny... If she and her boyfriend are pagans (an earth and nature worshipping religion that uses pentagrams-- excuse me, pentacles), then they don't consider themselves Satanists. However, according to the Christians, anyone who worships a god other then theirs is actually worshipping Satan. So, they are satanists, if you are a christian. But so are Islamics, eskimos, Muslims, and, yes, Jews. But while we're at it, what about Aja, with all those norse (pagan) runes all over her ankle? If she's pagan, some may call her a satanist. But i'm sure she, and Brittany, don't think so. Who wants to worship the loser, anyway?

>As for the satanism... if it's not true, how come her >boyfriend/svengali wear a pentagram around his neck perpetually?

Nick Adams: You can't really connect that with Satanism. A lot of Wiccan/Pagans wear that. It's not even remotely connected to Satanism in that context. I've been known to wear one myself and as far as I know I never worshipped the devil. I've done both Wicca and Asatru, though. :> I know it's the same thing to the fundies, but not in the pagan community. Wben I mentioned Satanism to Brittany the other night, she thought it was hillarious. And the only person I've heard really pushing the Satanism rumor is her ex (who was mowing yards for his dad last I heard.) So, I can see why he might be bitter these days.

Hymie writes: Luke- Some say the studying of the Kabbalah is the key to Jewish Witchcraft. I'm sure you can get creative in making that into more of a story. This is what I like about satanism, since its such a joke it really gets people going and I'm all about shock value when it comes to that subject. Also this made up creature called "Satan" was actually brought about by the christians as a scare tactic back when.

Speaking of Satan, Charley Frey writes: We are casting for a shot-on-film mainstream movie. It does include hardcore girl/girl scenes though as european distribution is in place. There will be a casting in NY, FL, and LA over the next 30 to 45 days. The company is seeking 3 Centerfold/supermodel types. Salary is many times higher than the average girl/girl scene pays, and there will be a strong publicity push which may include David Lettermen, or Jay Leno type appearances. Interested girls should email us at Talent@mediaone.net preferably with a recent picture and all contact information.

Kasik writes: Hi, Luke I have just read an article about you in the Israeli paper called "Maariv". Whoever wrote it -seems to be upset for your "being confused with life ". The author though did make his job - I got a little bit curiouse about you-so I opened up your page and I must say theres no sign of confusion at all. I guess you've got a shrink or two so let them do their job.They will find you a lots of reason for what you are or not doing. What you write is disgusting but I dont mind. Oh let me be direct I just am couriose to get to know you.Mostly becose I like the combination of innocence in your face and the "dirty"stuff you writting. I guess it is not especially original what I wrote but neither are you with what you are writting. If you had an acces to papers I am reading (well you dont mostly becouse of the language:hebrew,polish,russian) you are not originall. AT ALL, you aren't even the first.You should see what blossomed on this poor misrable part of the world where I live. Whatever. I still like you and I am willing to let you know myself. If at all you are the one who reads and answers your mail and not some workers.

LGI's PornGossip.com replies to Kendra Jade: Wasn't your room in a separate room from Bo's? Are you saying you actually stayed in the same room? Didn't it have a door that locked on your side and his, which by the why had no key to unlock. Its a million to one bet that the hotel rents out the 2 adjoining rooms, everyday to individuals who do not know one another!!!! Didn't you admit in front of some people the last time Bo was in L.A. that he never asked you for sex, and that you never witnessed Bo doing any drugs? Now you say he has tried to force you to have sex? Play the TAPE. On it he says, "How are you going to repay me...by sucking my dick?" If you have money, how come you could not pay for own plastic surgery? How come you have no checking account? What about all those bounced checks? Oh, again, its not poor little Kendra's fault. Someone else screwed you out of money!!!!! Have you ever thought of making good on those bad checks? Or are you just too much of a sleazebag to do the right thing? Who are going to f--- over this time to get your burnt tit fixed? I feel sorry for John T. Bone, Jerry Springer, LGI, XXXGen, and anyone else who tries to do business with you. Why don't you remember your claim to fame - setting up Mr. Springer, just for a big pay off!!!!! This says quite a bit about you and your character!!!! LGI wishes their employees were psychic, then they would have known what a huge and horrible mistake it was do business with you.

Nancy writes Luke: Can I ask you something?? Is your heart _NOT_ in it lately? I am begining to wonder. also-- Satanism -schmatanism! who cares?? This is not really news.,or even gossip.

Mike Paul writes on RAME: As time's gone on, I've noticed Luke is a nut at times. Not a funny nut: just one of those people who doesn't seem to have all the pieces together all the time. But when he's had the pieces together, THEY'VE BEEN TOGETHER. The first time he said diddly about racism, Mike South was there to back up the story (indirectly, not like some helper.) Long-term, the story of cable-influenced casting decisions was true. However, Mike backed up Luke's latest cable-influence story, and I didn't find any diddly this time when calling around. It's not like Luke's been my ONLY source on anything, but I'll listen next time anyway. The pieces might be together again THAT time. And don't rely on what Sheldon says TOO much. He told me to verify a story about Hyapatia Lee with Nina Hartley, and Nina did *NOT* back Sheldon up. Sheldon gave me some s--- over Luke's reliability, but his didn't pan out the first time I tried to verify it, LIKE LUKE'S DID!

Hymie: Sometime ago Mike Paul used Sheldon Ranz as a credible source for one of his "he said she said" wouldn't work with blacks arguments. And now Mike Paul is discrediting Sheldon Ranz. Seems like he's talking out of both sides of his mouth. So what does that tell you about Mike Paul? Who is really the nut here. I think we all know the answer to that.

Tired Of Chaim Amalek

Laura writes: First of all I find it interesting that Chaim Amalek responded to my calling King and Taki right wingers as the "largest dollop of bile", which tells me that even he admits being right wing is a negative connotation. Secondly Amelek says King is a journalist for the Wall Street Journal, well the WSJ is in fact a right wing publication, at least judging from thier editorials. And also I admit I haven't read the Geffen book and Chaim is correct in saying I was responding to Taki's column in which he made it appear that the book was about the entire gay community in Hollywood rather than just about Geffen as an individual. And finally I am a proud secular liberal Jew. And Someone ought to tell that Mexican who wrote in supporting California's proposition 22 I believe it was, that the bible is a work of fiction. Whatever it says is meaningless. And don't be naive in thinking that there aren't many gay Mexican's just because the majority supported prop 22, they are just in the closet too afraid to come out, but that may soon change.

Kaspar writes: Hey Luke. I do not mean to get political again (i would rather get busy and stay busy if you catch my drift), but I saw something on your site that really pissed me off. A woman with the name of LAura wrote to you by name, but, in turning to what I said,refered to me as "that Mexican." Well, sorry to be the one to brake the news to you Miss Laura, but even "Mexicans" (I am a citizen of the united states) got names! And that holds for ALL of us - even the ones who take care of your lawn, raise your bratty kids, clean up after you at night - we ALL got names. Better start learning them. There are more and more of us here, loads more of us being born here, and we are starting to move into places like West LA too, where you might run into some of us now and then. Please do not make the mistake of calling out for "that Mexican", since ain't no telling who will answer back. As far as there being all these gay Mexican's in the closet too afraid to come out, well, so long as they stay in the closet with the brooms and cleaning fluids that is ok by me, but my culture will never respect any man who would rather stick his pole in another man's s---ter than in a woman's pussy (through which every one of us passes when born). And so long as most Latin men would rather eat pussy than eat s---, that aint gonna change, not ever.

Alan Watts writes: If Chaim Amalek wants to make your site more interesting, let him stop writing ...he's a porn-sniffing old Jewish bore! Nobody gives a s--- what this fleabag thinks, certainly not the people of the porn industry, and he's an idiot if he believes anyone at all does.

"Everyone really wants to be a Jew"...you sir are in a charming, yet fatal state of denial, please pull out in front of the next passing tractor trailer for a major one-time dose of reality and make the world a sweeter smelling place, you goddamn porn freak!

But just to get this old jerk's goat, and to entertain myself, allow me to present my own half-hatched version on Jewish psychodynamics, as Chaim Amalek requested.

Let's start from the top down, with Moses. My contention is that Orthodox Judaism, and indeed all Judaism, usurps and displaces the legitimate role of a strong monogamous heterosexual father first with their silly Moses, and then an obsessive-compulsive based ritual that sets up the Law as true Father.

Moses was probably impotent, that's no doubt the reason for all his roaring thunder, couldn't get his pecker up, so he overcompensated by taking on the role of an overly strict disciplinarian and severe judge of other more potent men. Not being a sexually potent man himself, he wanted to exert total control over other Jewish men's sexuality and thus render them impotent like himself.

That's why Orthodox Jews in Israel are the number one frequenters of prostitutes(who are all sexually indiscriminating bi/lesbians, by the way)...they are left with no legit flesh and blood father figures that they can identify with, only dead Moses and the Law. (Kosher doesn't make the grade, genuine fathers must be flesh and blood.)

The Law cruelly debunks their own real-life fathers, and says "do these things instead and you will be a man". (That's why you like Judaism, Luke--it's obsessive-compulsive just like you...no father figure to rebel against, just the Law.) But there is no legit substitute for a healthy emotional bonding with one's human father. You can't go back and get that deep, powerful bonding relationship later in life, and you certainly can't get it from the Law.

As intellectually endowed as the Jews contest they are, for example, they can't lick the prostitution habit. It's the psychosexual failure Freud first identified in his Jewish male patients...they can't successfully clear the hurdle of the Oedipus complex and become one with their fathers, which must happen of necessity before they can grow into strong healthy monogamous males.

Why not? Because their own human fathers are neutered and neutralized by the Torah and the Law and other such trivia and crap that all modern day 21st century humans should leave behind in their diapers.

The solution? Become a real man, a hu-man, and dump your ritualistic Jewish hangups and synagogual obsession-compulsions down the toilet where such silly superstitious s--- belongs. Or better yet, go stick a toilet plunger up each others' ass and make obsessive-compulsive, dick-sucking ritualistic love to each other(and post the pics), you porn-jerking, self-loving terds!

Johnathan writes: Loved this post! Very funny. Actually, the last thing the Bible says about Moses is that he could still get it up - usually translated as "could still pass water" or, even more tastefully, that his "natural vigor was undiminished." (Deut. 34:7) That's the epitaph of our prophet, that he was a virile man at age 120.

If you compare the three related religions, only Christianity is impotent. Paul's whole "output" seems to consist of warnings against sex - and this applies not just to Catholics, who are the easiest to parody. Christians are told, "Don't, don't, don't," while Jews and Muslims are told, "Do, do, do." Judaism and Islam ritualize cleanliness in the assumption that sex is both good, natural and necessary. Remember that Judaism and Islam require sex as part of an adult marriage while Christianity is more like Rose Kennedy: no sex after we've had enough children.

Muhammed had ten wives and apparently enjoyed the younger, prettier ones a lot - notably Aisha, who was both young, pretty and smart. Abraham had children with both Hagar and Sara. Jacob had a pile of children, the 12 boys plus girls. Remember that he worked for 14 years to get Rachel in bed, which indicates both persistence and a high level of horniness.

Even the 10 Commandments recognizes the necessity of sex; the prohibition against adultery referred to sex with another man's wife, not with unmarried women. There was a lesser offense of fornication - the name may derive from the word for "oven", which may have been a communal place for people to meet up. Fornication was a problem because it could bring disease into the marriage bed, not because the sex itself was considered wrong.

Now compare Christianity, which "weds" girls to a guy who's been dead 2000 years and which negates the sexuality of its clergy - though estimates of the number of active gays in the clergy run from a fifth to a third. You know, recent scholarship demonstrates that sodomy became a truly awful sin about a 1000 years ago only because priests and monks were diddling each other and little boys - which ticked off the people. (See, for example, The Invention of Sodomy in Christian Theology, by Mark Jordan.) Let's see: bride of an abstraction called Christ or bride of a guy who'll give you children. Which is more normal?

I really enjoyed this post. It reminded me of a paper circulated some years back by an African-American woman academic who claimed that there are no African-American gay men, that the unequal power of white over black emasculated some African-Americans and made them act gay. Yeah, it's all about power. Purim's coming. Just about the only holiday I can't really get into, though the wife and kids like it a lot.

Chaim Amalek writes: Well Luke? It is up to you, in the fundamental sense that I have repeatedly noted to the goyim time and time again. Is Amalek no longer welcome on l-keford.com? How can there be a luke without AmLuke?

PS I certainly NEVER said that "everyone wants to be a jew." And I have NEVER expressed my personal views on religion on this web site, either - I have merely pointed out the jewishly correct, torah-true position on various issues of the day to the jewishly ignorant readers of my website. For example, the jewish torah is profoundly anti-homosexuality, as it metes out to the practicing homosexual (lesbians don't count) precisely the same punishment that it gives murderers - death. Some intellectually honest homosexuals are beginning to understand that so long as the bible is central to our civilization, they will continue to be viewed with hatred and disgust by most people who take the bible seriously as their moral guide, which includes both Christians and Jews, and that the bible is therfore their true enemy. Hence we see all manner of attacks by homosexuals on traditional bible teachings. I would not be surprised to see open street warfare between yeshiva bachurs in Brooklyn and their buggering brothers in Manhattan over the right of Jewish Rabbis to teach torah to their talmudim in the next few decades. So how about it - do you think that Luke should stop trying to teach torah to his captive audience of porno talmudim?

Goddess writes: Luke, You know I'm always ragging on you for writing to yourself, but don't you dare get rid of Chaim. He's some of your funniest stuff:) Aren't you a little frightened by the fact that you're actually a better writer when you're not you?? I would like to know your aliases though, Luke. [This is a classic l-keford.com line. What would my shrink say about that? What must my dear sister in Australia think?] Wait, here's an easier idea, just tell me all of the people on your site that you're NOT. I'm sure that list will be MUCH shorter:)

Chaim writes: You know Luke, this web site is becoming a wilderness of mirrors. At times even I cannot tell who is who, and I should know. I am curious - do any women actually write to your web site (transvestites, trans-anythings, and the like do not count), and is "Goddess" one of them? She seems uncommonly discerning, for a shiksa. (If she is hot, is lacking a Y-chromosome, meets previously stated criteria, and lives in "New York" -hahah- then she should meet "AmLuke" for a proper initiation into the truth.)

Luke: Goddess is all woman (a German shiksa), and very married.

American Beauty

On his nationally syndicated radio show today, Dennis Prager talked about a film he liked - American Beauty. Its only healthy people are a gay couple.

Prager thought the characters in the film were caricatures. But his wife Fran, a former actress, pointed out that is how film and art works.

If all the characters in the film were black or Jewish, it would be regarded as bigoted, says Prager.

Prager notes a philosophical divide (generally between liberals who love it and conservatives who hate it) among reviewers of the film. Though Stanley Kaufman writes in the The New Republic: There's nothing fresh here. It is a tired journey.

Prager answers: A film can be great without breaking new territory.

Prager loved the film upon seeing it but upon reflection became ambivalent.

Prager sees deep emptiness in much of American life. He attributes it to a lack of religiosity.

P. agreed with Kaufman that the film's characters were, at the same time, caricatures and painfully real.

The gay couple are the only ones content with themselves. The other characters were destroyed because they couldn't confront who they were.

Rabbi Joseph Telushkin says that happily married couples tend to agree on films. I've found this theory holds true. But I doubt it holds for porn. Email Luke

Goddess writes: oooooo, Luke, shouldn't make judgements like that unless you're married. Definately holds true for us--mainstream OR porno. I think you have the wrong idea about married-life sex, Luke. Video choices are the same as with anything else--it depends on the mood you're in. If we want romantic stuff, we tend to deviate towards anything Sam Weston, (we like the older stuff--from the late 70's/early 80's) but if we want hot stuff we have our Evil Angel stash. why are you of the feeling that married people wouldn't agree on sex films? what are you basing this on?

Luke: That overwhelmingly it is men who watch porn, not women. You're exceptional.

Laura writes: Kaspar it was not my intention to offend Mexican's I simply forgot your name. And the fact that more and more Mexican's and other Latino's are coming to America means that the Latin American homosexual community will feel freer to come out of the closet as they assimilate into American culture where homosexuality is more accepted and out in the open even though we still have a long way to go in terms of equal rights for gays. At one time caucasian gays in America were deeply in the closet and that changed, so too will the fortunes of the Latino gay community.

Jim Gunn Debuts DVD's and Launches New Website

Fort Lauderdale, FL- Jim Gunn Productions is proud to announce it's first two DVD releases- "Lesbian Cheerleader Squad #1" and "Lesbian Teenyboppers" . These two titles feature attractive softcore DVD packages for display, brand new models in first-time all-girl action, six or seven sex scenes with chapter stops, performer bios, a hardcore photo gallery, movie trailers and no regional coding. Gigi Appleton of Avalon Enterprises is handling domestic distribution and is currently taking pre-orders at 888-777-0969. For international and other inquiries Jim Gunn himself can be reached at jimgunn@jimgunn.com, or by fax at 954-252-4380.

In addition, this week, Jim Gunn is pleased announce the launch of a brand new membership web site at www.LesbianLoving.com. This premium site features hundreds and hundreds of EXCLUSIVE hardcore photos and hundreds of high quality downloadable MPEG video clips, featuring the hottest all-girl action on the web. Members get access to complete photo sets organized around themes such as cheerleader initiations and lesbian orgies, plus the ability to download video scenes including one-on-one lesbian love-fests as well as multiple girl strap-on orgies.

Lastly, Jim Gunn will be appearing live on the Bob Berkowitz hosted internet radio show "Love Bytes" on Monday, March 13th at 9pm E.S.T. on www.eyada.com to promote the debut of his new VHS & DVD title Lesbian Cheerleader Squad #1. Please call the show toll-free at 877-392-3299 with questions and to participate!