Sunday, February 6, 2000
CEN Goes To Court Vs UU.Net
At 1:15PM PST, JoeE posted on Netpond: "Our dns server should be away from uunet and with abovenet{NationalNet} at any time. Network Solutions has been working on it manually..."
At 3:40 PM, JoeE posted: Sorry for any problems that CEN has incurred their webmasters. Abovenet{National Net} is helping cen resolve it's dns servers as we speak.... Thanks... cen will also share any DOLLARS awarded to them WITH their loyal webmasters;-}}} From Tyson's Corner...... Monday we should have a handle on if cen has to go for a temporary restraining order on uunet or they will back off{we will due everything to aviod the fight with the 10,000lb gorilla,as long as it is REASONABLE!}
JB from CEN writes: I wanted to inform everyone where we are with UUNET. We are now ok with Above.net after we showed them the extortion letters from UUNET. Tri-Creations names servers were released after 6 hours under the conditions that all Cyber Entertainment IP #'s removed from the name servers. This is no longer an AUP issue with UUNET this has now become personal with them and they are trying to force us out of business. I have hired 3 different law firms. A very political strong law firm in Wahington, a California Firm, and a Florida Firm with one of the leading cyber attorneys. Our legal bills will probably cost CEN anywhere from $75,000 to $500,000 depending on what action we take. We will start changing the DNS today and by tomm morning all should be fine. Thanks for your support, patience, and understanding in these trying times. I have a strange feeling this whole case will impact the merger with Sprint and MCI.
Timmy from CEN writes: Regarding this whole uu.net/above.net/tricreations mess. All CEN tech staff has been working around the clock to get our s--- running (and us techs at Virgina are getting the royal treatment, nice hotel, nice bitchez, nice booze. On a personal note, CEN is the coolest company I have ever worked for, but then again, I'm only 18. I've been with the company for a year now, and am extremely happy with the way they have treated me, and the way the treat all of my other co-workers (Hell, they bought me a nice Infinti Q45T as a b-day present :). And I have consistently noticed one thing with CEN. If you take care of CEN, they will deffinately take care of you!). All of our sites are actually running properly right now at above.net (except through the above/uu route). To all you non uu.net customers, check out http://208.185.27.80. The reason why none of our s--- seems to work is that uu.net managed to block all of our DNS servers, and blackmail tricreations into removing our zone files off of theirs (by taking tri-creations down for 3-4 hours).
Johnny writes: "This is getting really stupid. My guess is none of you people have ever signed up with an adult pay site refferal program of some kind. If you look on CEN's TOS or agreement you will probably see an anti-spam policy of some kind, as to wether they enforce it is another matter. My guess is that someone (check the refferal ID and forward it to CEN) signed up on their program and spammed. In a manner of speaking they're an agent of CEN, but again since it goes against CEN's agreement (maybe not an agent) they could easily loose their refferal account and any money they made off it. Have any of you guys tried that, or is this guy still gonna get a cheque from Joe E.
"One of the wonderful things about adult programs is they are very easy to sign up for. Why put off that gallery any longer!? Another avenue and probably a good one would be to complain to YNOT, CEN and Traffic Cash enjoy a good listing with YNOT and have for years. I had a grievance with CEN, complained to YNOT but was not ready to provide further documentation (I plead the fifth). Keep in mind though, CEN's primo listing with YNOT I believe is payed for so your beef better be good. YNOT has a vested interest in being a good internet citizen I believe and I'd like to think they would listen to a good documented history of abuses by one of their paying advertisers. CEN get's a lot of webmasters from that YNOT listing. Me thinks that the doubleclick deal is a lot more insidious and evil than anything CEN has actually done."
Mike Paulsen writes: "I've received CEN spam with the same ID on several occasions (with plenty of nuke time between). If CEN were really anti-spam they'd quickly develop an anti-spam reputation and the spammers would look for a more spam tolerant program. It's no coincidence that the vast majority of porn spam I get is related to just a handful of programs... This can't be about ONE person spamming. UU.net is not going to give them the boot for one person spamming unless the abuse continues for quite a long time and CEN doesn't get things under control."
Erik: My interpretation is that uu.net only blocked the site because the volume of the spam was so high that even a major provider like uu.net noticed the effects of the spam on its bandwidth.
Morgan writes: "Never has it been more amply demonstrated that the threats from outside the adult industry are enormous. It's very gratifying to see the support given to CEN at this time. When it comes down to the ultimate definition of "us and them"...all adult webmasters must be "us." The ones playing the role of "them" are pretty damned scary. Within the group of "us" there will always be petty skirmishes and the clashing of personal swords. We will never be exempt from human frailities, but neither will we ever lack the more grander aspects of human nature. It's our decision which traits to display, just as it is our choice whether to focus on the skirmishes...or the war."
Lee Noga of OnTheRopes.com writes: Where did ppl go before YNOT? They went to their first adult site, and "Copied" the concepts which they thought acted as a good role model. They spend their time surfing around stealing HTML pages, hotlinking to content, and posting newsgroup pics. Why? Because as soon as they saw, "Public Domain" on their role model sites, their eyes lit up when they could get into this biz with $50 and shareware HTML editor since content was free for the posting.
When it the heat started, webmasters admitted they knew very little about running a site, they learned from visuals (what was already out there), and realized they could not assume what they saw was legally the way to go. Hence, the stampede to YNOT to collectively right ourselves, and re-tool our sites so that we could make a living and avoid the inherent challenges of the exploding "porn" rage on the web. We all had to take our sites more serious, invest in some counsel, and not run them as "Cool" but as legally correct. This created a hunger for information on how to proceed correctly.
At that time there were no conventions, workshops wer e just starting, and there were no classes to sign up for. Info was whatever you could haul away per day over at YNOT from ppl that were leading the way, and could tell you what worked and what did not. PPL shared hours and hours of testing results to learn the psychology of the surfer. New ideas were born collectively, from consoles, to placement theories, to how many pics. What used to be pics slapped on pages, was now a sensitive balance act, so budgets could be stretched to rotate content while ranking in .02-.05 a click (no signup bucks, just unique clicks).
As a group YNOT pulled together and it became one big melting tank of shared information. Taglines were just cute things, now they have become the #1reason for ppl to post, so they can get their daily self promo marketing fix in. My favorite on the boards, "Hey, just dropped in to say Hi", and then you read the tagline, "ABC CLICKS - WE PAY $40 A SIGNUP, CONVERT LIKE CRAZY - DRIVE A BMW NOW. Damn tagline is longer than the post. Its a post of dribe and dribble.
The need to self market has become the dominant reason ppl post, sharing of information is not the focus it once was. Boards are a tool to market ONESELVES to cut saturation to avoid spending money from an adverting budget. This is why there is so much piss when one marketeer slams another, they feel damaged and they spend countless posts doing damage control. It comes down to the almighty protection of ones posting tagline. If boards removed the tagline option, and prohibited spam or shill posts, watch the # of posts drop. But, the posts that would remain would be useful since they were not self MARKETING motivated. Some of these problems are caused by design, especially boards running scripts with no controls, hence allowing "anon" posters etc. At one time, the code of honor never worried about abuse, and the change of times, has shown different.
Boards serve a different purpose now, its about being "Seeing" and "Be Seen" to a vast majority motivated for self publicity reasons. YNOT experienced the first change of times and as a result of "censor & policing" meant well to erradicate those things causing the board to lose its purpose. They re-tooled a year later to accomodate and resolve the problems that arose with the the "old" infrastructure. They are very much alive and well. Its the silent majority that visit the sponsors not the verbal ones so much. Condom at some point down the road may do the same, its their call. Could Condom eliminate an "open" board and do as well with just a member board complimented by all their others? Would it be to scary to test the waters?
PPL don't mind passworded boards if they have come to learn and grow. I have proved that despite all the crap I took 6 months ago. Learning has so many faces, and social is fine but not everyone wants social info, they want food for thought. Need is the mother of invention. I am just one other person trying to put structure back into webmasters lives that want to learn. YNOT, TopNiche and NetPond and several others collectively are harvesting smaller niche communities, since our industry is so fragmented. Go where your time is best spent, and remember to leave a morsel for the new webmaster behind you.
Jews Really Do Run Porn
Luke received this letter in the mail. It comes from Hal Roseman, Vice President of the Rouse Tours & Travel Agency in Philadelphia:
Tuesday, December 14, 1999
To All Hawaii Participants:
The dates for the Second Annual AVN Industry Conference have been changed. The First Sedar night of the Passover Holiday is on April 19th, 2000. In order to accommodate a number of attendee's, it was necessary to move the program up a day. Please note the new dates will now be Wednesday, April 12 through Tuesday, April 18th, 2000. Email: info@rosetours.com.
Sabrina Johnson On Jerry Springer
Emmett writes: I have been silent for a while because I was working on the Sabrina Johnson and Jerry Springer show script. I recorded, watched, and rewinded a billion times to this script up. Enjoy! This show appeared on the Jerry Springer show 2.4.00 at 2:00pm Eastern Time. The annoying troubles I have found on his shows are..
1. Porky pig stuttering (edit some of it out)
2. Interrupts people
3. His lousy jokes.
4. Audience and Jerry drowns out his guests. (Sabrina, husband Graham, and Danny.). Please note number 4 is the worst.
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry: Thank you! Thank you very much, and welcome to the show! Imagine you secretly find out that your wife is starring in porn movies.
Jerry: What if she told you then that she wanted to sleep with 2,000 men in one day!
Jerry: Sabrina Johnson said that she is about to embark on a huge undertaking. Indeed.
Jerry: She said that she is going to shock the world and she wants her unsuspecting husband to close the deal with her.
Jerry: What, what are you talking about? You are going to sleep with 2,000 men in a day? (His tone has a certain, "You are such a f---ing slut" kind of tone. I don't like it.)
Sabrina: That's right Jerry.(She is wearing a red slip with red, high heels. A real turn on! Especially when she doesn't cross her legs most of the time!) (Damn she looks sexy!)
Jerry: When are you going to have lunch? Everyone laughs and claps.
Jerry: No. Okay, wai, wait. Okay, tell me about it. (That weak jokes makes him stumble a lot).
Sabrina: Well the event is Gangbang 2,000.
Jerry: The Gangbang 2,000? (laughs when he says this. Also walks away in astonishment)
Audience: Laughter
Jerry: Let's put the moral question aside for the moment. Jerry: How physically could you be with 2,000...I couldn't name 2,000 in a day.
Jerry and the Audience laugh.
Sabrina: But... I am not naming them. (Sabrina did not catch on to Jerry's stupid joke!)
Jerry: Okay, now your husband doesn't know anything about this?
Sabrina: He has no idea. (That's a lie!)
Audience: oooooo...ha ha.
Sabrina: I've been, I've been doing porn for 2 years.
Jerry: Does he know your doing that?
Sabrina: No Jerry: He doesn't even know that.
Jerry: Where is he when you are doing this?
Sabrina: Usually in England on business. (Has the accent to prove it to)
Jerry: And while he's away you're making these movies?
Sabrina: Yes.
Jerry: Are you worried that you might lose you husband if he finds out.
Sabrina: No. When I think he's knows that how successful I'm going to be. . . it's going to catapult me... (Note: Stupid Jerry and audience keeps interrupting. She gets annoyed at the third "catapult")
Audience: Awww
Sabrina: This is going to catapult...
Jerry: I'm sure he'll just well up with pride.
Audience: Laughs, claps, etc.
Sabrina: This going to catapult me, this going to catapult me... (She is being drowned out by the audience laughter & by Jerry's stupid joke.)
Sabrina: This going to catapult me to the top...
Jerry: Well it will do more then that. (Stupid Jerry! She tried hard to remember her lines and he's f---ing around!)
Jerry: You won't be able to stand, let alone catapulted.
You can tell in the chair that Sabrina does look a little pissed but she quickly changes her facial impression.
Audience: Laughter. (This is starting to piss me off! I want to hear Sabrina, not his silly, ass, jokes!)
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry: I mean seriously 2,000 guys surely..
Sabrina: You can bet most of these guys will be watching (She points to the male audience).
Jerry: Half of them will be among the 2,000. (His jokes are so stupid!)
Audience: lol
Sabrina: Hey! (She doesn't sound too attractive when shouting)
Sabrina: Jerry, we are still looking for guys so any of the guys want to sign up they can just go to the website.. (She has a very sexy accent when she talks low or softly).
Audience: Yeah! (Only the men)
Jerry: Uhhh, let's meet your husband now you are going to tell him. Here is Graham.
Audience: Claps (Graham has a buzz cut, with an earing in his ear. He is wearing all black but with a bright red jacket. Sabrina always seems to be associated with the color red, esp in her videos.)
Jerry: Graham nice to meet you. So you have been married for three years.
Graham: Yes! (He is from England to. Accents galore with Sabrina and him)
Jerry: So where did you meet?
Graham: Walking down out the dogs.
Jerry, the audience, and me didn't understand him at first due to his accent. We all thought he said walking out the "dock. I'll skip that part.)
Jerry: So you were walking your dogs and you met her and you stopped looking at dog...
Graham: Absolutely! Yeah Jerry: and...uh how's the relationship?
Graham: We are so strong you know...
Audience: Ahhhh.
Note: After this Sabrina, audience, and Jerry talk over each other a lot so I will edit out the stuttering but I will be consistent with the verbatim. Another problem is the cursing. I tried to fill in what I think they said but I'll just add a "beep" if I am clueless.
Graham: We've been married for 3yrs and she is so beautiful. And you can see that she is so beautiful.
Audience: Clap/awwww
Jerry: What do you do for a living.
Graham: I'm a sales rep. (Yeah. Represents porn)
Jerry: Okay...well she's here b/c she wants to tell you something.
Graham: Right. It must be something important. You brought me all the way to do this.
Jerry: It's on our show how important can it be?
Audience: Jerry, Jerry, etc.
Jerry: They can be stupid but not necessarily important. Nah, go a head. Here's your husband. (Man he's dumb)
Sabrina: I want to move closer to you. (For some odd reason there was a huge chair space btwn them. Sabrina pics up the chair and moves with it. Damn is she elegant and sexy!)
Graham: You can tell me come on.
Sabrina: Well darling for two years now I've kinda been living a lie.
Sabrina: For 2yrs now I've been doing porno films.
Graham: You been.... you've mean, having sex is that what you are telling me? (Duhhhh)
Sabrina: Porn films usually involve sex.
Audience: Lol
Graham: What? Darling you know, I'm not being stupid you just hit me with that!
Graham: You've been doing porn films. When do you do this?
Sabrina: Usually when you are in England.
Graham: You work in a bar! (Duhhhh)
Audience: Lol
Sabrina: That's what you think.
Sabrina: Like I said I've been living a lie.
Sabrina: I didn't want to tell you b/c I knew how upset you would be...
Graham: You damn right! What am I suppose to think?!
Graham: You've been sleeping with guys obviously for money.
Sabrina: I don't sleep with guys for money, I work with guys. (Very confusing. Just like porn stars proclaim they are not prostitutes)
Graham: What is then? What do you mean work with guys? Your sleeping with guys!
Sabrina: No, I have sex on film. There's a big difference. (More confusing)
Graham: Darling it's not.
Sabrina: There's a big f---ing difference!
Graham: No, there's no difference in being a whore.
Audiene: Lol, clap, etc.
Graham: How could you do this to me? Don't I give you everything? Don't I?! Tell me?
Sabrina: This isn't about what you can give me. This is about what I want to do as a living.
Graham: Darling I don't want to hear you want to do... what you wanna do. You can't do this!
Sabrina: Darling there's more.
Graham: More? (Duhhh)
Sabrina: On New Year's Eve I am going to do Gangbang 2,000.
Graham. What? Gangbang 2,000? What is it? (Duhhhh)
Sabrina: It's a 2,000 man gangbang.
Graham: You're gonna have sex with 2,000.... Darling! Listen to me Note Graham rambles on while she tells him to shut up They speak in unison. So imagine they are saying everything below at once for the next 4 lines.)
Sabrina: No. It's about me Listen! Listen to me! Listen! Shut up and listen to me! (She really sounds like a professinal actress now)
Graham: No! No! You are not doing this! Etc.
Sabrina: I want you to be involved in me. I want you to go with me. I want you to be their.
Graham: What do you mean be there?
Sabrina: I want you to be the 2,000th guy!
Audience: Awwwwww! Ha ha!
Jerry: Stick around their's more. (Commericial)
Aud: Jerry!, Jerry!, Jerry!, etc.
Jerry: (Recaps about what just happened)
Jerry: You want you husband to the two thousandth
Sabrina: That's right Jerry.
Aud: Awwww.
Graham: Forget! Look you going to have to make a decision. Right? You are not going to do this.
Sabrina: Darling... I'm not...
Graham: Just listen, just listen to me. Whether you are doing 1 guy, 2 guys, or 2,000 guys, you are not doing. (His imparative sounds oxymoronic.)
Sabrina: I am doing it!
Graham: You have to choose btwn our marriage and your sordid little porn life!
Aud: Lol
Sabrina: It's not sordid! There is nothing "sordid" about what I do.
Graham: Oh, Oh no. Sleeping with 2,000 guys isn't sordid. (Said sarcastically)
Sabrina: I thought you open minded for Pete's sake.
Graham: I am open minded! Btwn us two! No one else! They talk at once now.
Sabrina Listen to me, Just listen to me, listen to me
Graham: No, no, no,etc.
Sabrina:This is my chance to be at the top of my profession. This is a chance for everyone to know the name "Sabrina Johnson"
Aud: Awwww
Jerry: Call me crazy but with 2,000 guys you are not going to be on "top".
Aud: lol, clap, etc.
Sabrina: I want you to be their with me! I don't trust anyone else to handle me. I want you to be...
Graham: You don't trust anybody to handle you huh? Now that sounds strange doesn't it? (Sarcasm)
Sabrina: Not in the material sense, No!
Graham: You want me to be a pimp! That's what is!
Sabrina: No! It's our money. You don't say it's your money.
Graham: But I don't go in try to sleep with 2,000 guys do I? (I hope no male homosexual get an ideas after that comment).
Aud: As Usual (AS)
Jerry: The producer of this....this... "effort" she wanstto undertake is Danny. Let's bring him out. Danny comes out dressed in a suit talking smack. (He has an accent to. The Sleazy Agent/producer accent)
Danny: This gangbang 2,000 is going to happen! No matter what chump! It's going to happen! My name is Danny Bradley of Fleshstone. (Please keep in mind that the usual Jerry s--- is happening now. Graham wants to beat the sleazy s--- out of Danny but, Steve the bodyguard holds Danny back. Sabrina stands up to be in the middle. When she stood up I almost had a heart attack! She looks ravishing, perfects legs, perfect everything! Danny is short, shorter then Sabrina. Chubby and wears glasses.)
Danny: She is contracted with me, it's going to happen. (I can never understand this "contract girl" s--- that I have been reading ahout for months. First of all none of them are girls. Every single one of them (Kianna, Anne, Vachs, Johson, Zoe) are stunningly all beautiful WOMEN. They are not "girls". Second, that contract s--- will never amount to s--- in a court of law! The only thing it's good for is too help the porn stars when they don't get paid on time, receive less which was promised, or never getting paid at all. That's it. Producers can't for a woman to f--- if she doesn't want to! (Sorry for the side track guys)
Danny: If you don't want to be the 2,000th guy, then I'll be the f---ing 2,000th guy! (He moves his crouch and torso as if he actually f---ing her. Probably does that a lot home to himself.)
Aud: AS Sabrina and Steve tries to calm Graham down. Note since Danny has came out he hasn't put his arms down since he did the "f--- wave to Sabrina". He constantly gestures to Graham to step up to fight him. I think Graham could whip his ass.
Danny: Gangbang 2,000th ...
Sabrina: Darling, Darling please, listen,
Graham: You are such a slimball! (Come on! He could had thought of something better then slimeball)
Danny: I am going to be the king (meaning he's going to be the 2,000th guy).
Danny: We are going to make millions! What are you stupid? Don't you have a brain in your head.
Note Graham and Sabrina is constantly speaking but Danny and the audience makes it difficult for me hear what they are saying. For the past 2min.
Sabrina: Darling .. Please. Steve is still on the stage.
Danny: You wanna jump. You wanna go? Let's go!
Sabrina: Darling I am pleading with you to be with me on this.
Graham: You make the choice...
Sabrina: Be with me on this.
Graham: You make the choice! Him or me.
Danny: You're gonna lose. You've lost. You've lost! You've lost! You've lost! You've lost! (Like a broken record)
Jerry: Why are you letting him talk to your husband like that? The crowd roars and muffles out Sabrina's response.
Danny: What does it matter we are going to make money.
Graham: Forget about the money (Something like that)
Danny: Go back to your trailer park, Go back to your trailer park, go back to your home.
Graham: Shut up! What did you do to coerce her into doing this anyway?
Sabrina: .... Jerry: I got to end this now! You're saying that if she does this your divorcing her? (Graham didn't mention s--- about divorce)
Graham: Well that's the way it look right now. Yeah.
Aud: AS
Jerry: Knowing he's going to divorce you, you are going to do this Sabrina. Well he's not prepared to support me so...(Damn her accent is hot. Did I mention she hasn't crossed her legs since the start of the show!)
Graham: We been married for three years! Three years! Does it mean nothing
Springer: Talk to her this the last chance to save her. (Note: Jerry is trying to end this real quick because he has bring out the other guests. You can tell by the body movements, gestures, and tones)
Graham: Darling please, please...
Danny: You're gonna lossssse! I'm going to be the king!
Sabrina: Danny!!! , Danny!, Danny! Please! (She moves her arms in a manner to just sit down and shut up)
Graham: Just up! Just shut it. You choose darling. Please make the right decision. Please make the right decision. Don't throw everything away.
Sabrina: Darling I'm pleading with you one last time be with me on this!
Graham: I'm not going to with you on this, how do you expect me to be with you on this?!
Graham: Stop it! (This was meant for Danny! I don't know what Danny did b/c the camera was Graham.)
Graham: You want me to be the 2,000th guy? Sloppy seconds!? Isn't that what they call it?
Sabrina: That's a disgusting way to say it.
Graham: What other way is it to say it. (Graham acting skills has improved dramatically since the first commerical!)
Jerry: No! Sex 2,000th .
Jerry: Okay I gotta break, are you going to do it or not?
Sabrina: Yes!
Aud: BOOOOOO!
Danny gets up and say some s--- but the boooing is overpowering him. Commerical break. The next time we see Sabrina is during the last 10min of the show when the guest asks her questions. Damn Sabrina looks and sounds hot w/ that red slip. Why is it porn stars only seem to marry the dorkey looking men and not the studs like me? The second part of the show is very racial when it comes to questions. Only the white audience talks to Sabrina. Only the black audience talk to the other black guests. This happens a lot on the show. Another reason why I don't watch it anymore besides Jerry's corny ass jokes. (Of course this time is an exception).Audience = (Aud)
Aud 1: Wouldn't you want to have sex with your husband on the internet 2,000man. Instead of somebody else. (Aud 1 is not speaking clearly. But she bascially says "why don't you f--- your husband 2,000x on the internet instead of 2,000 different men)
Sabrina: I didn't hear you b/c she was speaking. (Bulls--- talk from the people sitting near her.)
Aud 1: (She repeats query)
Sabrina: You can asks the men in the audience, do you want to see me have sex with a guy 2,000 times or have sex with 2,000 different guys?
Aud 1: I don't their going to say any thing. Love is what matters. Not just anybody else.
Aud1: On New Years' Eve it means something. And obviously not to you. I mean, don't you have any morals (Porn stars get tired of hearing this s---. I know I am) Sabrina gives a response but the f---ing audience and Rude ass Jerry over talks her, so I cannot make out what she is saying. This is really pissing me off!
Jerry: Wait second! Isn't that over 80 guys an hour? How do you do that?
Jerry: 2,000 times in a day is over 80x in an hour? (Jerry doesn't know, and Sabrina doesn't tell the audience that she is actually doing just about 50 guys about 40x. Jerry is checking too see if she is actually telling the truth)
Sabrina: That's right! I really don't see the problem Jerry.
Danny: Thirty seconds each Jerry. Once the buzzer go off it goes round and around and around!
Aud: Lol (including me the ways he said was funny)
Aud 2: Why don't you put yourself on the internet and forget about him and her and ruin their relationship b/c if you want money then that's the way to do it. (Reffering to Danny)
Danny: Why don't you just, why don't you just let me give you my card so you can make some money. (Very funny. More funnier if you seen it)
Aud 2: No!
Danny: Just go home. Go back to your trailer park. (Black people call each other niggers, white people call each other trailer park trash. Both ethnicities these days are so dumb. )
Aud 2: You need to worry about yourself!
Danny: Bye!
Aud 2: No, you bye!
Danny: Fleshtone produtions Gangbang 2,000. We are going to make money!
Aud 3: Well I think you need to shut up because you are greasy and gross! (I fell on the floor and laughed because it was true. His was greasy. Sabrina enjoyed that one! She cracked a huge smile and tried hard not bust out laughing because Danny was sitting adjacent to her. I give her credit for trying to keep a straight face.
Danny: (Says some s---, but the Audience laughter was just to big for me to hear what he was saying).
Aud 4: You are involved in so many people's lives and you don't know how many people's lives you are screwing up! (Reffering to Danny)
Danny: Nobody wants to touch you. (Aud 4 is over weight)
Aud4: You are a fat nasty pimp.
Danny: (Audience was too loud again for me hear what he was saying)
Aud5: If your husband slept with 2,000 girls how would like that?
Sabrina: If he wants to have sex with 2,000 women then that's fine by me. (I know Graham is happy to hear that!)
Aud 5: You should have more respect for yourself b/c your this small. (She has hands her very close together.)
Sabrina: (I can't hear s--- again b/c of the audience! Damn!)
Aud 6: If the husband doesn't want to be 2,000 can I please. (Addressed to Danny)
Danny: I am a producer not a manager.
Aud 7: You're a lovely woman you should model. Why porn? (I used to say the same s---. Now I understand why these porn stars have these bad attitudes when someone asks them certain questions. To be a model is very difficult. A person has to meet their standards which requires a long list of stereotypes and prejudiceness. Besides, wants you do porn you can forget about modeling for "Guests" Jeans. Finally, many porn stars prefer to f--- for a living since it's easier and fun. So the answer is Aud 7 "shut the f--- up!")
Sabrina: I like screwing guys on camera
Aud 7: I think this guy curly (Danny) is going to end up screwing you!
Danny and Sabrina's mouth dropped but before they could respond, dumb ass Jerry ended it with his final commercial and thought.
Final Notes Sabrina Johnson did appear to be believable. I rate her 90%. The Graham and Danny are the guys who f---ed it up! Graham with his dumb ass questions and Danny with his boisterous attitude. Along with the constant jokes and interruptions. I give the show a "C". I give Sabrina an "A". Sabrina's acting skills were awesome! I don't like huge gangbangs but after looking and hearing Sabrina on the Jerry Springer show, she has me sold!
Fred: Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't you briefly interview the Johnsons about Sabrina's porn career? And on the Jerry Springer show, Graham Johnson professed surprise at his wife's career? I've never seen the Jerry Springer show before (and I'm not about to start), but are all of his vignettes completely and transparently staged? This sounds really lame. I wonder what other TV talk shows are staged. Or do you suppose, as they say in the legal biz, that Jerry Springer's show is sui generis (i.e. the only one of its kind)? Next somebody is going to claim that all of those young women really don't get off on having sex with Ed Powers. That would shatter my faith in the media. Luke, you're not staged, are you? My faith in the media and the internet would be utterly destroyed if I were to learn that your web site is staged.
Luke: Yes I did interview Sabrina and Graham and yes the Springer episode was staged.
Does Racism Run Rampant In Porno?
Torris: Why aren't anyone shooting in South Africa? Lots of black women, Indians, Malays, whites and mixtures of above. Should be a ripe with potential.
Pat Riley: Please No, Torris; you don't know what you're saying ...Loving, caring sex requires plot, good acting, script, dialog
beyond "You f---ing bitch", originality, talent...all items which
the porno industry will not undertake when they can churn out raincoater
and juvenile segments and so make a better living than working construction.
The same question applied to "Rough Sex" requires a debate along
the lines of what harm is caused by it which would turn into a question
of encouragement of or permission for violence in the context of sex
in real life and whether we as a society want to tolerate such behavior
versus the degree of restriction of the desires of the obviously sick
fans of this genre. Such a discussion would quickly stray off the
subject of "Rough Sex", those movies being only sterling examples
of how low the "anything goes, me first" porno industry can sink.
Dov writes: As for the lack of South African porn the first reason
is probably the high economic crime and rampart corruption by government
and law enforcement officials. Once they figured out that the porners
were money cows they would probably try milking it too much. As for
middle-class mail hetrosexual HIV/AIDS in Africa including South Africa
even among the middle-class standard STD and genital rashed that cause
open sores are far more prevalent. Also, in all of Africa prositittes
are extremely inexpensive, sort of like if we could laid for a dollar
or two. I doubt that many of the potenial porner's there care very
much about HIV but it makes for lousy PR and possible future product
embargo.
Emmett writes: Dear Torris, Don't listen to Pat Riley he is full
of rhino s---! Porn is a racists as mainstream! No wants to go over
there because they view it as a waste of money and most Caucasians
wouldn't want to purchase it. Riley talks like he knows a lot s---
when it comes to porn and esp. Rough Sex II. But if he making up bulls---
reasons to why no one goes to South Africa then he knows s--- about
porn and everything else he commented on Luke's site! AIDS is rampant
in South Africa! Pig s---! I did some research! America is not that
far off from Africa.
People do not believe everything you read on the Internet, newspapers,
and books! It is worse over in Africa because their sexual life style
is more accepted over their. People just f--- with out problem. HIV
and AIDS is an American virus. We Americans passed over to Africa.
Africa has been having sex freely for centuries. Now they have an
STD issue of over their. Another reason to why is has spread because
monkeys, apes,etc. had/have contracted the virus. Over there many
Africans eat monkeys and the like. The Spread of HIV and AIDS is not
just do to sex! Besides, the porn industry could just give them a
DNA test to see if they are positive or not. Riley and other porn
producers are full of s---. Why can't they just be up front and say,"
We don't want to go over to South Africa because colored people just
don't sale tapes". When they lie it just makes them look worse in
my (our) eyes.
Chaim Amalek writes: Luke, the recent ascent of Haider to the high
counsels of the Austrian government is causing me to rethink my position
on John Rocker, racism, and mental disease. What if liberals are literally
right, and the prevalence of racism is in fact, a symptom of a disease
just as virulent, deadly, and communicable as bubonic plague - the
Black Death?
In recent weeks I have see numerous examples of racism at work on
your web site. In XX's clearly racist refusal not to declare that
all races are equal in intelligence. And most recently in the otherwise
reasonable Pat Riley, ridiculing the very idea that there are within
the continent of Africa black women worth casting in adult movies.
What if you, XX, and Pat Riley are all suffering from a common malady
that has yet to be properly diagnosed? Who knows, there could even
be some unknown sort of virus responsible for this disorder. There
is at least some tentative evidence that this is so, since racism
is less common among racially isolated communities (e.g., Iceland,
North Korea, the Upper East Side of New York) than in those that are
more diverse. This is just what one would expect of the expression
of a racism-inducing pathogen. (For example, until their racial diversity
was strengthened by the arrival of the first Europeans, there was
no variola amongst the indigenous peoples of America.)
The porn community is well known as a hotbed of viral activity. It
only stands to reason that a racism-inducing virus would get a strong
foothold among porners, before spreading to the general population.
Is it too soon to contact the CDC and call upon the Federal Government
to impose a quarantine on porners? Dear Brandy: I deeply regret any hurt that I have caused you. I take
it the specific words of mine that I put on my web site were that
I saw evidence of racism in porn in a number of recent quotes on the
site, including "In XX's clearly racist refusal not to declare that
all races are equal in intelligence . . ." Somewhere out there is
a person or chimera with the name or initials "XX" to whom this was
in reference. Your name is Brandy Alexandre, old friend, and your
initials are BA, not XX. So you see, you have no cause to be angry
with your old friend Luke. And remember, you have no truer friend
in the business, no matter what you may think of me. You can count
on Luke. (By the way Chaim, see what I was talking about?) - Luke
F-rd
PS Who is this "Yawah ben Yawah"? And would the fact that I would
be willing to date supermodel Tyra Banks either prove or disprove
any racist animus within my heart?
Mark Kernes, Luke F-rd On Radio
AVN Features Editor Mark Kernes, Nina Hartley, Luke F-rd and three
other panelists are scheduled to debate Religion vs. Pornography on
the radio this Sunday night, February 6th, in Los Angeles. The show
is called "The Spiritual Seeker" and will be broadcast on KRLA, 1110
AM, beginning at 8 pm and will run for about two hours.
Lori Michaels Update
Lori Michaels writes: I signed a contract with Vivid to do four more
feature films during the next year. They upped my salary and agreed
to let me do the scenes the way I like (natural and non- stop) I'll
be at Sugars in Austin, Texas starting the 21st of february for two
or three weeks. If you're in the area make sure to stop in and say
hi. You can watch me dance on stage on sugars web cam at www.sugarslive.com
The February issue of Swank magazine has a layout of me and Brad Armstrong
(Jenna Jamesons ex). This is the Suze Randall shoot where Brad and
I got out of control on the set and caused the big scandle. I have
the x-rated pics from this photo shoot in my vip photo gallery www.lorilive.com/login1.html
along with a story about it. The April issue of Fox has a layout of
Jenteal and me. This shoot was done at a house in Beverly Hills. Vivid
is making my movies on DVD now and I will have them for sale very
soon in my www.fantasytown.com store. I've had a lot of fans asking
for DVD's, so I'll be carring all of my movies in DVD . If I were
a collector of adult videos I think I would start buying them in DVD
since it is a forever type format with better quality than video.
Please see below the email that I recieved today. I just think everyone
should know how these company run adult sites are operating. When
try to close the site on your brower you have another window pop.
This is just another way for them to mess with you and get you to
another site with the same content. Just wanted you to be aware of
what goes on.
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Luke Gets Mail
Mad Jack writes: " I'll start by saying that I've never met
Vinny at CH2 and shouldn't have called him an asshole, for that I
sincerely apologise...Unfortunately, I was just going by what the
girls told me and should have known better...Sorry Vinny, I spoke
too soon. No hard feelings, I hope. Now, as far as my agent fees....I
DON'T USE AGENTS!!!!! Most of my talent come from referrals and the
rest I pretty much find myself..I have used legitimate agents on a
few occasions and have always PAID IN FULL. I even paid Castano agents
fees more than once, up untill he threatened my life on the phone
and in emails, even though he is NOT an agent."
Johnny Castano writes: VINNY IS AFRIEND OF MINE IHAVE SHOT A LOT
OF GIRLS OUT OF C/TOO IHAD A GREAT GIRL IN LAST MONTHS GENT THAT WORKS
THERE //// STUPID SENT 2 DOGS TO WORK THERE// HIS TASTE IS NOT UP
TO PAR I TOLD VINNIE WHAT HE CALLED HIM //HIS MOUTH IS BIG TO BIG///
WHERWAS THIS GUY WHEN WE WERE ALL GETTING BUSTED 14 YEARS AGO ///
ALL THE BS HE HE GIVES //// HE SHOOTS GIRLS OF THE ST REET NO/NO/NO/
TESTS I KNOW THIS FOR A FACT GUYS ALSO //HE BEAT ME FOR MY MONEY AND
PROPS THIS MAD JACK...WILL GET HIS
I WANT TO ADD TO MY NOTE REGAN SENTER TOLD ME MAD JJJJJJ WOULD f---
ME /// ONE THING FOR SURE REGAN MAKES BETTER VIDEOS THEN THIS NUT
SHOOTS HE f--- HIMSELF ILOOK AT TEN TO 12 GIRLS A WK BEST GIRLS IN
VEGAS AND SEND THEM AL TO REGAN ASK CINDY f--- NER
Mad Jack responds: Two things Castano: 1# Learn how to spell!!!(however
it might be to late at 85 years old) #2 When you right to Luke you
should include ALL of the facts... I notice that you didn't mention
that you get almost all of your girls from an ad you run in the weekly
paper and most of them ARE FROM THE STREET.. I know, because you tried
to pawn them off on me more than once. Only ONCE IN A WHILE do you
get lucky and find someone worth shooting and more often than not
they refuse because you only want to pay them $100.00(and sell the
layout for 1,500) and then want them to piss in your mouth(like you
did my girl Tia).As far as shooting untested girls...I happen to be
the AIM rep here in Vegas and test everyone who shoots for me if they're
not already tested. You refer to Senneca and Tia as dogs? Well pal,
everyone who reads Luke knows quite different from all of the pics
I've sent.. So quit making yourself look like the old fool that you
are. To set things straight, I didn't beat you for anything. You told
me to keep the props and the "agents fee" and I've included the email
you sent for everyone else to see. You still want you props(a mask
and a HUGE dildo you asked my girl to f--- you in the ass with) and
I'll be happy to mail them to you. PS: Please turn off the caps lock
button.
Stay the f--- away from me. i had just got out of cab from hospital
feeling like s--- when iheard your message if i was feeling better
iwoud have got my f---ing gun and came over to your hole in the wall
aprt nobody //talks to me like that not af---ing thief STAY AWAY FROM
MY HOUSE DO NOT CALL ME YOU ARE A ASSHOLE KEEP YOUR f---ING MONEY
AND MY PROPS YOU ARE BAD COMMER
Johnny: if there are all these runaway productions going to Canada
to shoot movies and TV, why aren't they going up there to shoot porn?
I guess porn is so cheap its not even worth the travel arrangements
to go up there to shoot it, even at 84 cents on the dollar.
Meni writes: "Luke: I left Tyler of Pleasure Productions a voice
mail about being mentioned on your site she left me a voice mail "Who
is Luke? what site?" I'll teach her."
Luken writes: Luke, I just need to ask you, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???
when you decided to post that anonymous "Kristi" video? And do you
realize that what is actually shown on the video is the bestial RAPE
of a drugged woman? Knowing that, HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY DO WHAT YOU
DID?
I want to present this to you as EVIDENCE of your mental impairment.
I hope you are able to realize now that your judgment must have been
impaired for you to go along with posting this insane video rape,
and then blaming the victim, and then also naming the wrong person
without evidence. If you have any doubt at all that you need help,
this single incident should erase that doubt permanently from your
mind. IT SHOULD ERASE THAT DOUBT IN ANY THINKING ADULT'S MIND. PLEASE
GET THE HELP YOU NEED.
Also Luke, you must know the people corresponding with you on your
site are just playing you for the fool...they do not know you in any
deep way and do not care about you any more than you know or care
deeply about them. If they did truly care, they would have expressed
dismay and distanced themselves from you for such an unconscionable
act. Instead, they prefer to have their names seen on your site...they
want their little bit of fame... entirely at your expense since you're
sick and they're really just taking advantage... THEY ARE ALL PHONEY
FRIENDS. You are like a blindfolded man surrounded by a bunch of taunting,
mocking children, pulling and poking at you, and you are unable to
act or feel appropriately, since you are in fact emotionally blind.
One of those people in your audience actually sent you that video,
knowing full well you could not resist posting it. Now that person
is sitting back, watching your site at a distance, reading it daily
and having a good laugh at you, as they watch you try to deal with
your self-inflicted predicament. They know you are DOOMED. You are
going to lose everything you have first to your lawyers, and then,
if anything's left, to the plaintiffs. THAT PERSON WHO MAILED YOU
THE VIDEO BEAT YOU AT YOUR OWN GAME, LUKE, AND YOU MUST KNOW IT. What
if anything do you feel about that, now that your career is over?
As one who knows something of professional journalism, Luke, you
must realize what a tragic error you committed, and that you will
likely never recover from it professionally. l-keford.com is history
although you do not know it yet. (Perhaps you do.) No one will want
to associate themselves with you...you will be permanently remembered
as the man who slanderously posted the DOG RAPE VIDEO. You are tied
to that video for the rest of your career, Luke. Of course, your on-line
buddies truly don't care...they have no vested interest in your fate...they'll
just go on to the next site when you're gone.
THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT YOU ARE YOUR FAMILY, AND I HOPE YOU
KNOW THAT DEEP DOWN, LUKE. THEY DESPERATELY WANT TO GET THROUGH TO
YOU IN ANY WAY THEY CAN. Luke, I know you love writing...how can you
ever be an effective writer without feelings? YOU KNOW YOU NEVER CAN.
For anyone who would like more information on Luke's specific type
of brain injury, read Descartes' Error by Antonio Damasio. Before
commenting to Luke and telling him "Everything's OK, buddy" read this
book and you'll understand how profound this injury can be. Luke truly
lacks deep emotions as a result of his injury...and he also suffers
from lack of judgment. To a great extent, he is just mechanically
posting the material on his website with no deeper emotional content
for him...can't you tell? He does not care....as he so often says.
NOTE THAT LUKE ALWAYS USES THE SAME MOCKING TONE. That is all he
is capable of feeling. But why should any of you care? I REALIZE THAT
YOU DO NOT AND WILL NOT CARE ABOUT LUKE. You are all just using him...and
some are even making sport of him on his own site. YOU ARE ALL A PARTY
TO THE RAPE ON THAT VIDEO, AND THAT'S SOMETHING YOU WILL ALL HAVE
TO LIVE WITH.
Chaim Amalek writes: Luke, the relationship that you have with your
sisters and other family members really is not any of our business,
but since you printed that letter from your sister, what the heck.
Remember John Rocker? He was ordered to submit to psychiatric evaluation
after saying things that other people did not like. You, apparently,
have been saying/writing things that are embarrassing to your family,
and rather than face up to the fact that their Luke may well be a
perverted jew with a fondness for horses, they choose to medicalize
your "condition." I see this as a growing characteristic of the good
liberal chattering classes amongst us - which includes female Aussie
lawyers like your sister.
ON THE OTHER HAND . . . what would you be like today if you moved
to Australia, perhaps got a straight job as a journalist or brick
layer, lived in a more conventional apartment, got married and so
on. Wouldn't that make you happier?
PS I increasingly find XX's comments to be rather spooky. Is her
hardness characteristic of ex-porno females of a certain age? What
is your take on her?
I would more frequently direct my comments to or about current and
former female porn actresses (what is the correct word - hooker sounds
too harsh), but I have always suspected that were I to do so, I might
be party to inflicting pain on those who have had more than their
fair share. It would take a lot of psychological strength to do what
these women do/have done without being harmed by it, and if they had
such strengths, they likely would have found other things to do with
their lives. XX really does sound spooky, though, quite apart from
her specific opinions on people in and issues concerning the industry.
Is she typical? Aren't you trying to walk on eggshells when you write
about most of these women?
Luke: Yes.
Chaim: By the way, GANGBANG ON VIDEOTAPE MICROSOFT! I spent thirty
minutes laboriously typing in an article by ACLU Jew Norman Siegel
of the NY ACLU, only to face the Blue Screen of Death just before
sending it on. Lost it all, including my inspired insights. Should
have gone with a Mac.
PS "Am I the blameless victim of organic brain damage, or am I an
asshole?" - The question every man must face in his life.
PPS Are your siblings religious? What do they make of your decision
to become a jew - sign of illness or just a goof?
Luke: They're not sure.
Miz Edwina writes: OK. Here are some of the stories in this week's
NATIONAL ENQUIRER. There is always a LOT more inside but I will touch
on some of the stories & photos that I was most interested in.
1. Cover Story - KATHIE LEE & FRANK ... IT'S OVER! ... 3 year battle
to save marriage fails - by the year's end...if you believe the article.
Another smaller article talks about THE SECRET LOVER SHE HID FROM
FRANK...almost 2 decades ago...she romanced an underwear model/actor
named RICK EDWARDS. He is really cute. He played Jake Morton on Santa
Barbara. - - - - - - - - - SNIP - - - - -- -
5. Interesting photos of Charlie Sheen & Emilio Estevez from their
new movie called Rated X. They are both bald on top their heads in
these publicity photos as they portray the Mitchell Brothers. - -
- - - - - - - SNIP - - - - -- -
8. Michael Douglas: I'LL BE A BETTER DAD THIS TIME AROUND...sure.
Anyways, the NE has a photo of Cameron Douglas with his mouth open
& tongue partly hanging out. Where does the NE find their photographers?
I'm sure this young guy is good lookin' but it's not obvious from
this particular photo.
9. Article about Bryant Gumble, wife - June and his girlfriend, Hilary
Quinlan. 10. HOLLYWOOD BEHIND THE SCREENS - ALL THE GOSSIP ( by Mike
Walker) I loved these ones... 10.a "BIG BRASS ONES DEPT.: Faye Dunaway
marched past waiting customers at Federal Express on Sunset Blvd.,
fixed the clerk with a regal glare and said: "'Do you have a line
for big movie stars -- because I am NOT standing in this line!"' Faye's
astounding chutzpah had everyone rolling their eyes -- and it got
her nowhere! The unimpressed clerk made her wait her turn.
10.b BI-I-IG DIRECTOR DEPT.: "Any Given Sundey" director Oliver Stone
is growing faster than his career -- suddenly porking up to about
300 pounds! (sorry but the NE had no photo!) Scheduled to meet Kevin
Costner on the set of Costner's new movie to discuss another project,
Stone infuriated the actor by showing up two hours late. But even
when he finally arrived the director ignored the fuming star and waddled
for the food table -- where he scarfed down a gooey eclair before
apologizing to Costner.
10.c VALEN-TWINES...3 photos...Angelina Jolie locking lips w/her
brother, James at the GG...Sean Hayes smooching one of Camryn Mannheim's
massive breasts...and Vince Gill and Amy Grant affectionately hugging
each other.
11. Story about one of David Carradine's ex-wives...her name is Gail
Jenson (age 50). She put off going to her doctor when she had severe
pneumonia because her medical insurance had lapsed...alledgedly because
David had not paid the premiums. A friend found her collapsed in her
home & took her to the hospital where she was diagnosed with the pneumonia.
Also, she was put on life support, too. The NATIONAL ENQUIRER (in
NATIONAL ENQUIRER style) has a photo of the poor woman in her hospital
room hooked up to life support.
12. Another article is called ROMA DOWNEY IN SHOCKING AFFAIR WITH
CRIPPLED WOMAN'S HUSBAND. The actress is alledgedly having an affair
with actor, Michael Nouri. His wife, Vicki Light-Nouri alledgedly
knows about the affair. Vicki has multiple sclerosis. She is in a
wheelchair when she is not in bed. The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has several
quotes by Vicki including: "Michael's told me about his relationship
with Roma -- in fact, he tells me about all the women he sees. He
has my blessing to have a happy, normal sex life"....and also..."Michael
and I are very much husband and wife, and I love him dearly...But
I have a debilitating disease and we have an understanding about other
women. I know Michael was up at the Sundance Film Festival with Roma
-- he called me every day, sometimes twice a day. Michael is the most
wonderful man in the world. He's been my life support as I deal with
MS. He and I can be separated in a physical way, but we remain soul
mates". The article also says that Michael & Vicki don't live together
but he visits her often. Michael lives in New York & LA while Vicki
lives in a Pacific Palisades townhouse w/ a caretaker.
13. The next article is JANE EXPLODES...as Ted sneaks off with mistress.
JMO, this mistress ain't so much to look at. If I had Ted's money...I'd
at least have a good lookin' mistress.
14. Another article is called JOHN HOLMES' WIFE (Misty Dawn) TELLS
ALL...THE NIGHT JULIET PROWSE WAS CAUGHT WITH PORN STAR LOVER -- Hubby
shot him as he ran naked! Plus Holmes claimed he slept with Hefner.
Rumdar writes: Luke....Willy and I are finishing up our Bali Adventure.
Unwilling to hire a Javanese hooker we have not even come close to
finding any sex. I romanced a 24 year old Indo/Chinese who claimed
to be a virgin. However when she opened her purse to find some aspirins
for me I saw several condoms. Screwed again. The most interesting
people on the Island are the Aussies. They are obnoxious, loud, beer
swillers and remind me of we Americans. The most boring are the Euro
Poseurs. They sit around attempting to look cool in cafe's whilst
sucking on cancer sticks. Don't they know the hippies thing is passe
some 25 years now? All in all a great place to spend some time. The
locals are great. They manage to smile and you have to ask yourself
WHY? They are living in poverty and the government f---s them over.
Oh! Yeah! The Japanese chicks look great. They come here with blood
hair dyed orange. Most don't speak English so it is difficult to toss
a rap on them, though I continue to be inspired by the Japanese Bakkue
vid's to persist. I'd love to ladle a loving helping of "GAIGING"
spluge on our old sworn enemies. I'll make peace with them if they
give me a piece of them!! I hear they occasionally boink the local
Balinese guys.
Luke Busted, San Quentin Likely
Luke, you admitted on Friday's site, albeit in your usual arrogant,
mocking tone, that you snort cocaine when writing your stories.
Until now, you have committed many self-destructive acts, but nothing
criminal. The fact is you have had easy access to cocaine through
your porn friends all along. With their active encouragement, I suppose
it was just a matter of time before you became a cokehead yourself.
Do you realize that is exactly what your enemies in the pornography
industry would have chosen for your fate? You have handed your self-destrucion
to them on a silver platter. Which of your supposed friends gave you
the cocaine, Luke? Is it one that writes on this site, perhaps daily?
All that is left now is for you to be drug-tested and sent to rehab.
Or, you can wait to be busted...with the likely criminal record and
prison sentence. Maybe you think it's funny to joke about your cocaine
use...certainly no one cares about such things, right? Life is just
a sick joke after all, right sport?
In the months I have followed your site, YOU HAVE NEVER ONCE SAID
OR DONE ANYTHING THAT SHOWS MANHOOD, Luke. You are permanently stuck
in the rebellious adolescent phase. You derive your identity entirely
from belonging to the "out" group, in your case, your porno associates.
Now you have become one of "them", the "enemy", the pornographers
and drug addicts you write about. Your enemies are delighted to see
you take a fall, and then be stupid enough to admit to criminal acts
on the Web.
Your site is also one of many test cases for the Web: Can anyone,
like Luke F-rd, slander anybody they please without consequences?
Can anyone brazenly admit to cocaine use on their own website without
criminal action? Having burned most of your contacts in the sex industry
by repeatedly betraying their confidences(that's how you made your
career and your name for yourself), Luke F-rd must now resort to calling
900 numbers and clicking on sex sites for stories...a far cry from
your original claims of being a professional journalist...you have
already fallen very far, Luke. Your tactic has always been to slander
people(what a brilliant journalistic tactic!) and then publish their
angry responses, which of course puts you in the middle of the action
and makes you fancy you are a creative genius.
The reality is that you are a space cadet...you fantasize in order
to explain the world and fill in the missing pieces. You are extremely
shallow. Do you know why you do that? Because, Luke, without emotions,
you have developed no coping skills and have no adult way to make
sense of the world. You say your family has "medicalized" your condition.
When you finally hit bottom--AND YOU WILL VERY SOON--you'll see things
in a new light...that is, if you are in fact able to have any insight
at all into your condition. You are self-destructive...that alone
tells me you really are "sick."
Of course, you are an adult and legally responsible for your own
actions... and the system will ultimately take care of you. But did
you ever imagine starting out writing about porn that you would become
a cokehead and wind up with a criminal record?
Don't wait til you hit bottom, Luke. GET HELP NOW. Talk to the elders
and rabbis at your synagogue and confess your drug use and ask them
to help you get straight, and the help to keep you honest on the road
to recovery. If you're like other addicts, Luke,(and you are) you
believe you don't need any help or outside intervention. But consider
the alternative: PRISON and losing everything. Is asking for help
such a high price to pay, when the cost is just the humility it takes
to ask?
Vincent: Mr. Ford I can't seem to find the pages on your site of
the star bios, pics and topics that you used to have. I just only
find the news at your site these days. What's happened?
Luke: Change your screen resolution to 800 by 600, or email info@fantasticonline.com.
BTW, I will pay $20 for anyone who can give me a copy of Mark Ebner's
article on the Gay Mafia in the June 1995 issue of the now defunct
Spy magazine.
Peter Luther Christian writes: Dear Luke: You well appreciate that
your life is missing something. It is time to change that, and the
best place to start is to meet some of your friends in Christ! I realize
that you might be uncomfortable in a setting that is in any way confrontational,
so the first place to meet is in our regular prayer service, Sunday
at 9:30 am at 13280 Chapman Avenue, in Garden Grove, California -
about 45 minutes away from you via the I-405 South to Ca - 22e. Seek
out our Men's Group. Dan, Kevin, Art, or Tom would love to meet with
you, as would I. I hope you can make it.
Luke: Yes, but could you explain the CEN vs UU.net dispute?
Luther responds: Dear Mr. Ford: You asked whether I could explain
the CEN vs UU.net dispute that you have been writing about. Perhaps
I can. I take it that CEN is a purveyor of pornography. UUnet is a
fine company that employs many professing Christians. The two simply
do not mix. What more explanation do you require? Yours in Christian
Love and Understanding, Peter Luther Christian, OBE.
Emmett writes: Dear Luke, I promised to stand down from Kahn Tushion
and Kianna...but damn! Did you see the box cover of "Oral Consumption"
(http://www.anabolic.com/videos/iagree.html)?! The alluring Kianna
Bradley is on the cover with a giant male ass! Her tongue is aimed
at his crack! Kianna Bradley looks beyond sexy and my perception of
visual perfection. I am not attacking Bradley or lusty Vermont, but
Kahn has taken a picture of them with their tongue at some guy's crack?!
On the back box is Jewel Vermont who has her tongue in a more deeper
pose. Kahn is brilliant for gathering the most attractive women in
porn.Starring: Jewel Valmont, Mariah, Kianna Bradley, Jennifer Leigh,
Kurious, Bunny Luv, Leslie Rene, Elizabeth X, Sally, Gina Rome, Aurora,
Jane, Robin and Amia More. But why can't he just make a regular porn?
I know he wants to be different, but this guy is not trying to reach
the normal voyeur... but to the strange ones. If he could control
his Tim Burton, crazy, ass, attitude the guy would be a genius in
my book! The front and back box cover is awesome! Just cut the guys'
asses out it, replace it with a dick, and it would be a modern art
masterpiece! I hope Kahn is just going through a stage. His freaky
fetish is killing my taste in porn. (Is that a good thing or a bad
thing?)