Thursday, February 3, 2000
John Kenney: If Kendra Jade Wants To Get Paid, She Can Suck My Dick!
Rob Spallone phoned me at 11AM, Wednesday.
Rob: "LGI and Kendra Jade have no more contract. Contract is finished. If Mr. Bo [John Kenney, LGIDistributors.com owner] would like to take us to court, let him go ahead. He broke the contract. He didn't send her money.
"He told Kendra Jade 'You wanna get paid, you gotta suck my dick.' In front of eight people. He said this in Vegas on the telephone. The Kendra Jade movie is owned by me until it is paid for. Blue Light Pictures [owned by James DiGiorgio, Kosa Nostra and the Yakuza] is editing the movie for me. Blue Light and I have a receipt, that I dropped the movie off. There is no movie being sent to anybody until there is a $3000 money order to Blue Light. If he wants to take me to court, he can take me to court. That's not the way I usually work but if that's the way he wants to work, that's fine. Kendra Jade now has another contract with a guy who will be a man of his word [Craig Vasiloff, Luke's sponsor and homosexual lover].
"Bo told me he was a man of his word. I called him three times and left messages with his wife. He never returned a phone call. Now Bo's going around telling people that I am full of s--- and that he's suing me. He can sue me for anything he wants. He has nothing with my f---ing signature on it. And he didn't give Kendra her money.
"Kendra showed up for the show [Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas in January] on her advance. And Bo was too stoned, snorting his coke and stuff... Any company that has a contract girl, when they have a signing, they get a room and food and everything paid for. Bo did not get Kendra a room. He put her in his room. She told him 'I ain't f---ing you, I want my own room.'
"Bo replied, 'Oh my secretary messed up. They didn't get you the room. I'll have it for you tomorrow.' Bo was out partying all night. There was cocaine all over the place. Kendra Jade told him 'If you don't have a room, I'm leaving.' The next morning she went to sign, Bo never showed up at the show. Kendra Jade went home. She wants nothing to do with him. She was willing to finish this movie for him but he told her that if she wants to get paid, you gotta suck my dick.
"So all the nice things that I wrote, how I stuck up for him, and people were saying that he was robbing them... I thought he was a stand-up guy. He ain't a stand-up guy."
Luke: "Do you think he's a cunt?"
Rob: "Ahh, he ain't a stand-up guy."
Luke: "The Kendra suck my dick stuff. Who did Bo say that in front of?"
Rob: "James DiGiorgio, this kid Josh. Bo told Josh 'Tell Kendra I'll give her $2000 to come to my hotel' when he was in town once. I'm here every day. Bo has my number. He went to my father yesterday and told my father he doesn't do things my way, with baseball bats. He's going to take me to court. I spoke to Bo's friend and he said, 'If he's f---ing you around, do what you have to do.' That's from his own good friend."
I hear that Kendra has signed a six picture contract with Craig Vasiloff.
Rob now has four porn girls living with him - Kendra, Dynamite, Haley Starr and Nancy Vee.
Dick James Profile
Dick James aka Bill Wilson has been in the industry since 1969 when he started Pretty Girl International, the name Reb Sawitz took for his talent agency. For a couple of years James provided nude talent for for sexploitation films until selling his talent agency to concentrate on his burgeoning mail order company.
I talked by phone to James Wednesday morning.
Dick: "I had a miscellaneous services company called Services Galore. And got some media attention. And one of the things I offered was [nude] models. And one of the more popular things was models. Much more than dog walking... One of the models and her husband were trying to start an agency. She had the contacts with models and filmmakers and I had the employment agency license. So we went together and started the original Pretty Girl International agency at 6546 Hollywood Blvd.
"Back then, there were nude models for magazines and then girls for sexploitation movies. Hardcore wasn't in until the early '70s... And 8mm films sold by mailorder. I sold Pretty Girl to a guy who never paid me off. The agency just died. The name was dead for a while until Reb picked up the name. He was named Sunset International...
"I sold the agency because I got into (in 1970) the mailorder business with a company called Diverse Industries. Mailorder was a nice profitable section of the market without much competition then. We started a mail order business down the hall from the talent agency and pretty soon the tail started wagging the dog. I ended up selling the agency because it was very labor intensive. These agents work hard for the money.
"Then the June 1973 Supreme Court decisions came down dealing with local community standards [for obscenity] which scared everybody. I had to lay off half of my staff."
Luke: "Were you selling hardcore?"
Dick: "No, not at this time. But it didn't matter because the decision said 'Whatever you guys decide is illegal is illegal, in every little podunk in the country.' So there was no guidance as to what was legal and it sounded like they were defining everything including Playboy as illegal. We were scared.
"Stanley Fleishman was the king of the First Amendment attorneys then. And everybody was waiting to see what Stanley had to say. And finally he came out with interpretations that made us edge back into the business. I bought out my partner and ran into legal hassles based on Miller and other decisions. In 1975 in Shrevport, Louisianna, for the most artistic hardcore by a superb photographer named Ron Raffaelli. We commissioned him to do a bunch of 8mms for us. And we put them on a full color catalogue, the first in the adult business.
"Not having too many options at that point, I agreed to plea bargain and got out of the business. I was out for a few years and got back in [around 1979] as the first nationally advertised phone sex company Personal Services Club. At one time I had the world's oldest phone sex company.
"Most people are not aware of the origins of phone sex because people in the industry are so secretive. I had seen an article about some company back East where some woman had shut down the trunklines of the phone company because of all the calls she was getting for her phone sex company. It wasn't called phone sex back then. I think I invented the term phone sex.
"She was charging credit cards. I'd never considered such a thing. I recognized that if there was such an enormous amount of interest that someone more organized than this solo woman might be able to make some money. I started Personal Services Club operating out of a house. This was before 900 numbers and 976. I ran the first national ads on phone sex in the mens magazines. The first ad I ran was for Candy Samples with her picture. I also ran her fan club. I was her first agent.
"I had a tremendous number of calls. I was always into gimmicks. And my gimmick was that I offered both regular girls and porn stars. At various times I had Little Oral Annie, Mai Lin, Keisha and Angela Summers and Candye Kane. We offered porn actresses for a higher rate and other pretty girls.
"All companies seem to offer pretty girls but they just buy the pictures and then some fat housewife talks to the customer... In our case, we offered Polaroid photos of the actual girls he talked to that he could direct over the phone for whatever pose he wanted... So if he wanted her to have one hand on her stomach and another holding her boob, he'd get it. Or if he wanted his name in lipstick across her tummy, he could get it. So that proved he was actually talking to this girl. It was a good gimmick but the only problem was that it was a lot more expensive to operate than the other companies.
"The other companies would get some black girl or hispanic girl, even if she had an accent that gave away her ethnic origin, she would pretend that she was the 18 year old double D blond. And you could get those a lot cheaper than the kind of girls I had."
Dick James could not remember how much he charged people.
Dick: "I folded the phone sex company in 1994. I was still doing the same type of phone sex... When I advertised it in magazines [that you could get your phone sex from a porn star or a pretty girl], people did not believe it because everyone else was making similar claims. I was making claims that were true but how did they know I was not lying like the rest of them.
"The whole foundation of most of the phone sex industry is that much of it is based on misrepresentation. In the early days, there was credit card fraud. Of course many of the customers were trying to cheat the credit card operators by not paying their bills by claiming that they had never made the call because there was no real record of it... On the other hand, there were companies with a bonanza of credit card numbers and would put too many charges on it. The government, along with VISA, Mastercard and the banks, started investigating phone sex companies for credit card fraud.
"I found it frustrating that the foundation of the business was based upon saying you are talking to a beautiful girl when you're really talking to a 300-pound housewife. When 976 numbers came, they were local numbers... And that was a license to print money. What made money for the operators but was bad for the public... They would see an ad and they didn't know if they would get a recording or a live girl...but they wanted to create the impression they were getting a live girl though often they would just get a recording. And the ads were not clear about how much the guys would have to pay... So people would wind up with huge charges on their phone bill. And it took a while for the phone company to automatically reverse the charges. Then the national 900 numbers came along for "infotech business." I called it phone sex. I think I invented the term.
"The initial company that did extremely well [with 900 numbers was Carl Ruderman, publisher of High Society, Cheri magazines.] They did a lottery. And you either had to know somebody or stand in line a long time [to get a 900 number]. They had their own media to publicize the numbers and they just did phenomenally well. And eventually they offered more 900 numbers...
"Then they came up with international numbers where you call 011 and end up in some strange country. And they charged you enormous amounts for your call and the phone companies made a lot of money. People did not know they were calling a foreign country."
Luke: "When did you start doing fan clubs?"
Dick: "I started back in the '80s on a smaller scale with people like Candy Samples, Hyapatia Lee. I started doing them more seriously in 1995. I'm starting a big push right now to sign up girls because I am starting up an internet site with that particular orientation.
"My main business is mailorder but through the mail fan clubs are really nothing but little specialized forms of mailorder companies. And we're already set up for mailorder. The Post Office and UPS pick up from us every day. So we can take the busy work away from the girls...
"We represent Houston, Chloe, Jewel DeNyle, Annabel Chong, Caressa Savage, Bunny Bleu, Keisha, Asia Carrera. Asia made me stop accepting new members because she it was taking up too much of her time autographing 8x10s... Claudia Chase, Harmony Grant, Summer Knight, Heaven Leigh, Suzy Suzuki, Melissa Monet, Nyrobi Knight, Nico Treasures, Greta Carlson, Tina Tyler, Julie Meadows, Shyla Foxxx, Adajja..."
Luke: "What's taken you so long to get onto the net?"
Dick: "It's going to be a significant site, well publicized. I started off as a computer illiterate and I had to learn a lot. Now I've got a number of bins of information. And I go to IA2000 conventions... Meanwhile, we do the through the mail fan clubs. I creat individual brochures for the girls. Memberships are $25 a piece per year. And everybody has a nice plump fulfillment package for their members. Things like 8x10s, autographed lip prints, videography lists, a sound tape with an interview with the girl... We also offer short-to-order videos, polaroids and used lingerie. Exclusive fan club videos and even non-sex dates with some of the stars.
"I got back into mailorder in 1988. Right after PostPorn [a federal crackdown on porners]. I knew some people who wound up in prison because of PostPorn. And one had to sell out his business and he sold it out to me, which gave me a running start. I analyzed that the feds had pretty much shot their wads on PostPorn and gotten all the publicity they needed. Then the administration changed in the '90s which made it better for the adult industry."
Luke: "There are many mailorder companies. What distinguishes yours?"
Dick: "One problem we have is that we are not a manufacturer. So we are competing with video companies that are manufacturers with mailorder divisions. Like Leisure Time which has a giant mailorder division and they sell stuff by the pound at a low price. So it is hard for us to distinguish ourselves from the other companies other than that we give great customer service. And we give a 100% money back guarantee. But it is still hard to get people to buy in the first place. The adult mailorder business is declining. Not that there aren't a ton of companies out there, niche companies, and a few biggies like Adam & Eve, Leisure Time, Video Age and Excalibur. But it is becoming tougher and tougher.
"I was talking to one of the best know guys in the mailorder business and he said that the future for graphics delivery through the mail was declining due to the internet. He felt good that he was better positioned on sex toys. Let's face it, a guy can rent a video for two bucks. Why would he want to buy one for $30? Unless he's in an area of the country where he can't rent them...
"We screen everything we sell. We write our own catalogue copy. We look at the video to make sure it is good. We suggest Best Buys, but when it comes to money, rental is the way to go for most people. Or the internet. Everybody is trying to get something free off the internet where there is a huge amount of free stuff. Guys who used to spend a lot of time watching porn videos are now spending their time surfing the internet looking for freebies."
Luke: "Your mailorder business sounds labor intensive?"
Dick: "It is. That's what makes it hard for us to do as many mailings as we want. We don't want to just throw something down and put an item number on it and steal copy off the back of the box. We handle about 1000 titles."
Luke: "Is mailorder income down from four years ago?"
Dick: "Yes. And yet it is a better company than before and we treat the customer better than before...
"I was talking at the CES to a guy I've known for years in mailorder... He's been around adult mailorder since the beginning. And he runs what he refers to as 'scams.' Not meaning that he takes money and doesn't send anything but what he sends is entirely different from what he advertises. He'll advertise 'feature length videos.' What's feature length? That doesn't mean a thing. He'll advertise ten videos and they will get ten scenes on one cassette. And he sells potency pills and all this kind of stuff that doesn't work.
"He's made huge amounts of money because people will respond to those kind of offers and send the money in and his fulfillment costs are a fraction of what I have to pay. Fulfillment costs refers to the amount of money you have to pay to get your merchandise in the mail and out to the customer. If I say ten videos, I send ten separate cassettes and have to pay for those from the video manufacturers. In his case, he gets the rights to some scenes and will send out one video.
"And this guy tells me, 'I was doing some experimenting and running legit ads, and there is no way you can make any money off legit ads.' And since we don't do it that way [deceptive] it makes it harder. Many of the ads that you see in mens magazines are from old timers who are running the scammier offers.
"Caressa Savage got her start in the phone sex business working for me... And I'm disappointed, if what I've read about her new career [as a madam] on your site is true, that she hasn't sent me any gifts. No girls have knocked on my door and said this is a gift from Caressa...
"I'm closer to Caressa than to most of the girls... Not to say that I wouldn't be interested in getting closer to some of them, but they've got their boyfriends etc... And I'm an old fart [about 55 years old]. I don't socialize with the industry...
"I've had some weird orders for custom videos. Guys can send things that they want the girls to use in the video. Have her put on a T-shirt... I've got a Windixie T-shirt from a guy who works for Windixie, the Eastern supermarket chain. I opened a box and there were thigh-high fishing boots. The guy wanted a boy-girl scene with the guy wearing the black boots and the girl wearing the white ones. I think he was a commercial fisherman.
"Unlike most custom video companies, I will shoot explicit videos. One regular customer wants a girl with dirty feet, playing with her toes... The most popular type of video is the point of view video, where you are the cameraman... The guy can look at it and figure that he is the cameraman. Here is my hand off playing with the girl while holding the camcorder with the other... And the girl looks at the camcorder and uses the customer's name. Guys really love that sort of thing.
"I've been shooting custom videos since 1979.
"Some guys really love smoking videos, and bondage... Upskirts... People will order anything from ten minutes to an hour and a half. The price ranges from $300 to $3000. That one included Uschi Digart... She wouldn't do hardcore. I am the last person to shoot Uschi for commercial purposes, about six years later."
Luke: "What if the person requests bondage with penetration?"
Dick: "We can't do that... Nor child porn nor bestiality nor defecation... I haven't done urination. I want to get a better feel of the legality of that.
"Guys want give us six pages of script with intense dialogue and fetishtistic details. So I write back and say, 'Can you put this on one page? This is a longer outline than all the feature videos you see...' The constant stopping and starting to review dialogue not only slows down the sexual atmosphere but it pisses the girls off.
"The main appeal of our videos is not their hotness but their personalization... His name being used in the video. That's more appealing than the outrageousness of the sexuality. Because where can you find a sexy girl talking to you, using your name and wearing your clothes? Or using a dildo with your name on it in the video and with us sending the dildo off to you with the video? We maybe the first company to do custom videos."
Dick James can be reached at D.O.M. Corp, POB 9786, Marina Del Rey, CA, 90295.
Luke: "Have you dated porn stars?"
Dick: "Oh yeah. For a long time I went with Colleen Brennan... But generally speaking I am not their type of guy. I am not real flashy and I don't do drugs... I'm not a stud. I don't have any tattoos and I don't play guitar or drums. I am not particularly appealing to the average porn star."
Luke: "Have you ever been married?"
Dick: "Oh yeah. It overlapped with my first business which was the nude modeling agency. It was not the cause of the ultimate divorce. But I haven't been married since then. I imagine that being in the business I'm in takes the edge off the desire to marry. I've always figured that if I wanted to pursue a lot more social and sexual interaction with performers, I could do so...
"I'm a pretty straight guy. I do this for a business and then hang around with mostly volleyball players."
Dick presided over the Personal Freedom Alliance in 1976, which started
after the Miller ruling in 1973. "That organization was everything
from adult bookstore owners to Vinca Miranda of the Pussycat theaters
to publishers and mailorder guys... We had city attorney Burt Pines
talk to us, even though he knew it was an industry advocacy group.
Mervyn Dymally, the Lieutenant Governer, talked to our group."
Lori Michaels Speaks Up For Vivid
Vivid girl Lori Michaels of lorilive.com writes: Hey Luke, You are sure giving em hell. hehe I was just ready your last few days of comments about the vivid girls.
Since I'm not one of the California people I really don't know what goes on, but here is what i can tell you. I just signed a new contract for Vivid for four more movies. They have increased my salary considerable and still pay all expenses. They also agreed to let me work with the directors of my choice, etc. I don't know who told you they are cutting everyones salaries, but it aint so.
I don't know what happened to Tia Bella. She was real friendly when I did a scene in The Kiss with her. She was asking if I would help her with her web site, etc. The next time I saw her she was following Michael Bisco around on my box cover shoot and acted like I was trash. I ask her if she was still doing movies and she said "I don't do things like that anymore". Hey, at least my titts are real. hehe
I personally think that Vivid is trying to bring a little class to the adult industry. I keep hearing comments on your site how lame Vivid has become. I think one person stated something to the effect that the last good scene he saw was " he pulled kobi out of the trunk and ramed it in her ass". Now that is a statement from someone who has never had sex with anyone but his hand. Thats the kind of comment that would make a woman want to play with herself the rest of her life instead of being with a man. He must be one of AVN's volunteers who rates the movies. I think they consider 4500 a good sales on the release of a new video. That is rediculous! The major market is yet untapped regarding the adult industy, and I think that Vivid is doing a good job in seeking out that market. You can stay in the gutter or get off your ass and go for it, and I think that is what Vivid is attempting to do.
Oh, and talking about Vivids airbrushed box covers. Here is a picture of me from a penthouse shoot that isn't airbrushed. Also attached is the boxcover for Statues that was nominated for best packaging. I don't think they did that much airbrushing, do you? Maybe a little added lighting, softening, etc. but all in all I think I look like the pic. Michael Bisco is a great photographer and I think he deserves a lot of the credit. If you had a nice video store, would you rather have that box cover on your shelves or one that was shot on location with ten girls around some guy with cum running out of their pussy?
Hope you don't mind me writing you with some thoughts. I just needed to unwind a little before bed.
Green writes: "Greetings and glad to see you are able to sit down again after mooning the set during Super Bowl Sunday my Fruit of the Loom clad friend.
"I just read Lori Michaels' comments and the great news about her signing with Vivid for 4 more movies. Way to go Lori and Vivid! And that unretouched snapshot tells far more than I ever could put into words about the value of natural beauty in the talent that Vivid has to offer in their films. I've seen all the banter back and forth on your site about the Rough Sex films, etc., and if that flips your trigger, more power to you. But my tastes are for the most beautiful women in the biz with intense, great sex scenes where the money shot is not as important as the raw natural sexuality of beauties like Lori Michaels. Lori keeps getting better and better and I can hardly wait to see her next movies. Maybe you could get on the set for that too Luke. I'm sure Vivid could make those Fruit of the Looms stand out as classy without you having to endure the whippin'."
Killerlens writes: "Hey Luke, I just read porn star Lori Michaels rant about Vivid.I believe Vivid is a top quality company with great looking pornstars,as is Wicked, VCA etc. But everyone doesn't get off on heavily madeup beautiful women who look and act unapproachable.For every man who enjoys a Vivid girl there are two who loves a Heatwave girl or an Anabolic gangbang babe! I've been a photog for twenty fiveyears and have shot tonsof women for posters,calendars and mags.You'd be surprised at howmany men out there like their women sleazy with a hugecock in theirmoths and assholes! So Lori,you may be abig time Vivid girl now,but you may wind up with twelve cocks in your face for Anabolic later!"
Lori replies: Hey Luke, what is Anabolic? Is that one of those sleezy porno companies? Seriously, I have no idea. Never heard that name mentioned by any of my fans when I visit the adult video stores around the country. You know damn well I'll never be caught with a huge cock in my mouth. hehe (pic attached) God, isn't life wonderful.
Frank Whiteguy: " Hello Luke me again As always you have the nerve to put it out there and let the chips fall where the may. First I would like to address the bum bitch that works for Vivid, why can't you get it through your thick head that you are nothing but a piece of meat. It kills me when the men and woman in porn try to make it out to be something it is not and it is not art or acting it is just another name for hoeing.Now like I have said before I respect a hard working hoe."CAUSE HOEING AINT EASY" The people who make the money are the distributors not the people in the movie, in fact I would say the average high class hooker(thats a oxymoron isn't it?)makes more then the average porn player and would degrade themselves like some people on screen.So people wake up and get real."
Laura: I completely agree with Lori Michael's that Vivid brings class to the adult industry and they have among the most beautiful women. My view on those that condemn Vivid and thier contract girls is that they are sexually frustrated losers who only wish they can get such women.
Rob: hi luke i really want to say i think lori micheals is one of the classiest ladies in the industry today. i saw her latest film straight shooter on the playboy channel and the plot of the movie and Lori's acting kept me on the edge of my seat as well as hard as a rock. just goes to show that brains and beauty can go hand and hand and make a enjoyable product
Bob Berkowitz Show On Eyada.com
I appeared on the Bob Berkowitz show on eyada.com Tuesday evening. Brandy Alexandre followed me an hour later, and offered, on the air, to blow me.
Someone emailed that I should be tied up and forced to watch two gay men having sex while Brandy blows me. Brandy said she would blow me. Should I take her up on this? Would it inhibit my ability to report on her in a thoroughly unbiased and credible way? Should I than get a BJ from Bianca Trump so that I would be able to write impartially on their dispute? Email Luke
Bianca Trump replies: " I would charge you.....I doubt she would.....but then again youd have to suffer through looking at ther face. Could you even keep it hard for that? LOL"
Anon: Let Brandy blow you. Cum on Bianca's face.
Ridley: Si....... affirmative.......Dah.......no doubt about it.....hey many when can I say...YES, OF COURSE YOU SHOULD, HOW COULD YOU EVEN ASK SUCH A STUPID QUESTION. Goddammit man, a blowjob is as American as Apple Pie. Now stick your dick in that nice girls mouth and play nice.
Chaim Amalek writes: Luke - the latest turn in the grudge match between the two B-girls, Bianca and (probable racist, judging from her curious dodge of a question I recently asked her) Brandy presents possibilites. Of course you should arrange for each to fellatate you, under identical circumstances say, one night apart, and then together on a third night, in case of a tie. And you should do all this while you are on PST, so that the world can receive a blow-by-blow account of the action. Have NJG videotape it all. (By the way, if BA is as good at that as she says she is a secretary, and I am hiring one - please ask her if she is willing to move to New York to attend to my professional needs. We pay top dollar for top talent.) And be sure to tell us if each swallows with gusto or is a spitter. (I am opposed to spitting when it comes to sex. Sorry, I had to say that.) Luke F-rd - the BEST Jew in Porn.
Brandy: What the hell is this about? I saw him ask a question that plainly suggested he held a racial bias and was looking for support which I was unwilling to give.
Goddess writes: " Luke, you ABSOLUTELY MUST get blowjobs from BOTH Brandy and Bianca. Then, and only then will you be able to remain totally impartial in their feuds. Unless, of course, one's better than the other, but I'm sure you're way too much of a gentleman to EVER reveal the personal details of someone's sexual capabilities:)"
Monty: Luke, take the hum job from Brandy! I suggest you make it a live 'net event.
XXX writes: Luke, are you sure about the validity of that Brandy blowjob offer? I don't recall you ever being on her fan list. In fact, I thought you were number one on her hate list. The idea does intrigues me. I say go for it. Bitchy women give great head. Known fact. I've seen her in enough vids to conclude she can really hum. And if she lets you make sure you get a piece of that fine behind. (if it's still fine of course) I hope you report blow-by-blow details of such an event. Pictures would be nice.
BrandyAlx1: Luke, honey, need I remind you that my assent to blowing you was contingent upon the specific circumstances as outlined in the scenario sent in by the listener being in place. By your asking readers if you should take me up on the "offer," I can only assume that you are consenting to doing it tie up in front of two gay men fully engaged in anal sex while you watch as the scenario suggested. In that case, I shall gladly emerged from retirement to perform said blowjob on camera. Name the date and time.
Bob: "Luke F-rd...is a gossip columnist on the porn industry... He is a thorn in their backside and a lot of stuff goes in their backside so...
"Describe what you do and who you do it for?"
Luke: "I do it for my readers, but first of all for myself... To earn a living and to amuse myself..."
Bob: "Do you like erotic videos?"
Luke: "I like it. I hate it... I find pornography generically disturbing...because it goes against God's will... You're taking something sacred into the realm of entertainment and capitalism...and turning it into hamburger."
Bob: "If you want to entertain or eroticize me, I don't have a problem."
Luke: "I'm not immune to its charms. I masturbate to porn... But having a more skeptical and negative stance towards the industry than you and other who write on it, is that I feel no obligation to support the industry...or to fight censorship. I would not care if the government shut down porn tomorrow."
Bob: "I would deeply care about that... What's the harm?"
Luke: "I do not agree with the two leading arguments against porn - that it leads to violence and that it exploits women... I do think however that porn smudges the image of the divine implanted within the user and maker or porn (to quote Dennis Prager)..."
Bob: "Aren't you at odds with your own beliefs?"
Luke: "Yes."
Bob: "Why would you be comfortable with the government shutting down someting that most of us find quite harmless?"
Luke: "Because it was judged that the net cost to society of freely available porn exceeded its net benefits... For example, 42nd Street in New York. Mayor Guiliani cleaned it up, and most New Yorkers think that is good.
"Once you allow [and legalize] porn, you're going to find it on the streets [where children can access it]. I remember walking around the streets of Las Vegas a few weeks ago for CES, and seeing brochures for escort services littering the sidewalks...with explicit photos...
"For instance, under President Clinton, the porn industry has boomed...because he has taken off federal prosecution for obscenity. And local governments have followed the federal example..."
Bob: "I was at the same convention you were...and I was talking to this one producer who was talking about bestiality, and urination and defecation...and then some... It made me extremely uncomfortable. You are now asking for a backlash."
Luke: "Pornographers will continue to do stuff like that until the government cracks down. Pornographers would make child porn if they could get away with it. They would make bestiality, defecation tapes, rape tapes... They will sell anything they can to make a buck."
Bob: "Let's talk to Mike from San Diego."
Mike: "Hey Luke, is it true that John Gotti from PST is trying to have sex with Melody Love?"
Luke: "PST is Porn Star Trading, a form of internet relay chat... I on it right now and some of these guys from there are calling in to your show.... The internet allows porn fans to communicate with porn stars... A particular fellow who uses the name "John Gotti" on PST has connections with the mainstream music industry. And he arranged auditions for her with the mainstream music industry, and supposedly he asked her for sex in exchange for setting her up..."
Mike: "Here's another Luke from Los Angeles."
Luke [caller]: "Hi Luke... Do you think there is a connection between latent homosexuality and the prevalence of anal intercourse?"
Luke: "I'm not sure... I do think that pornography causes a breaking down of boundaries. To even view pornography is to break down a boundary that a third of our population would not do... So once you get into porn, a lot of orifices start looking the same. And so much of the male performing population of the heterosexual industry has had homosexual experiences.."
Bob: "How do you know that Luke?"
Luke: "Because I have seen people like Peter North, a well known heterosexual porn star, getting plowed in the anus in homosexual porn."
Bob: "Half the male porn stars have had homosexual experiences?"
Luke: "I can't prove it..."
Bob: "But you did say that. And you have no evidence for that?"
Luke: "I have plenty of evidence on that.... I've been in this industry for five years..."
Bob: "That's a helluva statement. It's not good or bad. I just want to know where you got that from."
Luke: "Well, first of all, I could name off half a dozen heterosexual porn performers right now who've performed in homosexual porn. And as there are only ten to twenty men working fulltime in the heterosexual industry, we are already half way there to what I said..."
Luke [caller]: "Is it not completely against the law for Sharon Mitchell to be distributing extremely powerful antibiotics like Zithromax, a major Pfizer pharmaceutical that should be taken very carefully?"
Luke then explains about AIM and Sharon Mitchell and how there is medical supervision...
Luke: "They premedicate girls before gangbangs with these medications...which supposedly make them immune from catching STDs... But they are very powerful medications and there are questions about if there is adaquate and proper medical supervision of the adult industry."
Todd from Toluca Lake: "Do you think adult will get more hardcore in the coming years and do you think John Gotti will get Melody Love?"
Luke: "I'm not sure if our guy from PST will get Melody Love..."
Bob: "What does John Gotti have to do with this?"
Luke: "John Gotti is just a screenname... Yes porn will get more extreme as pornographers, like the rest of us, will get away with whatever they can get away with... And in the more morally permissive environment of the Clinton years..."
Bob: "Pornography has been in Europe longer than this country and it is more pervasive there... Would you say they are more morally degraded there than we in the United States?"
Luke: "A great question. There are varying standards throughout Europe regarding hardcore... I don't look to Europe for moral authority. This is a continent that has been overrun with communism and Nazism... I think it is a more morally degraded place. I think the US is a beacon of freedom in the world."
Bob: "We have the highest rate of teenage pregnancy in the world, which has gone down dramatically under the Clinton administration... We have a murder rate in this country...which has gone down under the Clinton administration. If you are going to blame them for...then you have to credit them for.... You can't have it both ways."
Luke: "No. The question is - are they responsible for the good things that have happened? Are they responsible for the bad things that have happened?"
Bob: "Let me take some emails... From Gwen. You think that sex should be saved for marriage yet you masturbate to sex videos. Then you are saying that masturbation is not sex?"
Luke: "I guess it is a form of sexual expression... But the main thing is, I am happy to subscribe to ideals that I do not live up to... Only the religious and the conservative can be hypocrites because we're the only ones who believe in standards..."
Bob: "Kara. Adults should be able to watch what they want in their private lives."
Luke: "Society has a stake in what adults do privately. We've judged that cocaine and heroin are out of bounds, even if done privately, because those substances are so destructive. It is not just a question of what is greatest for the individual... For instance, I think society has a huge interest in promoting heterosexual marriage..."
Bob: "Are you married?"
Luke: "No."
Bob: "Does that mean that you are a virgin?"
Luke: "I am definitely not a virgin. How can I write about these porn stars and their blowjob technique without really experiencing it? It's one thing to watch it but l-keford.com goes down deep..."
Bob: "Theo: If you feel so negatively about porn, how come you chose it as a career?"
Luke: "I write on it like some people write on the Mafia... Writing about murder does not mean that you endorse murder."
Shawn from Pittsburg: "Will John Gotti settle for a blowjob from Melody Love?"
Luke: "Would it really be sex? I think there's a cosmic difference between intercourse and oral sex [quoting Prager]."
Bob: "Email...You said that if write about Democracts, doesn't mean you are one... How come if you write about blowjobs, you feel you have to get one? Do you try everything you write about?"
Luke: "No I don't try everything I write about, but with blowjobs it is a convenient excuse... And I've found that porn girls give better blowjobs."
Bob: "So you have gotten blowjobs from porn girls? Are you serious?"
Luke: "Of course I am serious. Do you think I would write about porn for five years and never get blown by a porn star?"
Bob: "You are a hypocrite Luke! You remind me of Newt Gingrich. He rails at Bill Clinton for cheating on his wife and having an affair with a young woman on his staff, and we find out that Newt did the exact same thing. Luke, you like to get blowjobs from women in the porn industry. And by the way, how objective can you be if in effect you're taking payola of the oral kind."
Luke: "Great questions. The problem with Clinton was not that he had an affair, it was that he lied about it..."
Bob: "You are exactly of the Newt Gingrich variety. You have this holier than thou pose and yet you get blowjobs from women in the industry that you cover. When I was a political reporter, I did not go to bed with the people I covered."
Luke: "It is certainly not living up the ethics of conventional journalism. But it is a lot of fun, Bob."
Bob: "You don't want other people to lead the kind of life that you enjoy. Very few people have access to porn stars. But you're ok with the cops shutting down the porn industry yet you like getting blowjobs from people in the porn industry..."
Luke: "That's right."
Pancho: "Luke, is it true that someone at CES hit adult film critic Roger Pipe because they thought he was you."
Luke: "I don't know. I've heard the story and Roger won't give up the full scoop."
Bob: "This is from GayPornDirector. "I have shot videos of TT Boy, Peter North and Marc Wallice all taking it up the ass. FYI."
Luke: "I don't think that is true of TT Boy..."
Bob: "Let's say that it is 100% of adult stars of heterosexual porn have had homosexual sex. Who cares?"
Luke: "Well, a lot of us do."
Bob: "You get blowjobs from porn stars. What do you care who they're screwing?"
Luke: "Do I have a personal emotional investment in what a particular porn star does? I could not give a hoot."
Bob: "It doesn't affect my life..."
Luke: "But many of us have an instinctive revulsion towards homosexuality."
Bob: "That's fine. You're entitled to have those feelings. I don't agree with you... But why is it a big deal to you?"
Luke: "It is not, except that no man is an island, and when we're talking about HIV, the primary way of transmitting it is male to male anal sex."
Bob: "You don't know what a male porn star is doing privately."
Luke: "If he has taken it up the ass in a homosexual video then..."
Bob: "You have seen that in a homosexual video? Did you enjoy it?"
Luke: "No. Yech."
Bob: "For clinical and journalistic reasons, not because you..."
Lisa calls [Bianca Trump]: "Luke, are you dating Brandy Alexandre?"
Luke: "No I am not but she is a friend of mine."
Lisa: "How come you're not dating her?"
Luke: "She's not Jewish."
Lisa: "Oh, come on now Luke..."
Bob: "Luke, you're Jewish?"
Luke then discussed the long running feud between Bianca Trump and Brandy. Then Peter North.
Luke: "He's know for his enormous cum shot. He's able to squirt an enormous amount of semen and just cover a girl's face..."
Bob: "Bill do you like that?"
Bill: "Oh yeah, I think he's a pretty good performer. I can't figure out why they always have to pull out?"
Luke: "Because it degrades the woman..."
Bob: "Some more emails here. "I have a distinct revulsion for hypocritical bigoted journalists.
"Andrew: "You hate gays Luke? What kind of reporter is biased like that? A lousy one." Well, you're not a reporter in the standard sense. You're of the Matt Drudge variety, not letting the facts get in the way of a good story.
"Craig Vasiloff writes: "I am the publisher of XXXGen magazine and also host Luke's site on the internet. Does Luke value the information on his site or the generous attention he gets for publishing it?"
Luke: "Wait, could you repeat the question from my boss..."
Bob repeats...
Luke hums and hahs... "My motives are mixed..."
BrandyAlx1: I've gotten a bunch of email about the show. The funny thing is they almost all mention that I have a really nice voice. Have people never heard a porn star really talk before?
Ridley writes: Luke i have noticed you mention that in Las Vegas they hand out brochures for escorts to people on the street . Let me say, before you start a stampede for vegas, this is a f---in scam.
I visited Vegas last October, for a week. I also noticed this phenomenon. My first reaction was " what a CITY " I took the brochure back to my room , I also picked up some more from vending machines on the street. The adds look like a porn mans dream come true. You see a picture of a beautiful sexy girl, with the following copy " 125 dollars per hour. Not an Agency "
At first i was dubious. I'm no sucker. But by the 4th day in vegas i was lonely enough to give it a try. Here is what happened. I was staying at a motel 6 , the adds say the girls will come to your room- anywher in Vegas- and will be there in one hour. So I called the number for a girl named Yvette, a big titted girl that looked alot like Trinity Loren. I asked the girl on the phone " Are you positive that the girl in the photo is the same one that will come to my room ?" " Yes "
I set up my appointment for 12 noon of the followin day. At 1pm the doorbell rang and I went to answer it. Hoping beyond hope that it would be the same girl. I open the door........and its not the girl. Its a skanky girl witha flat chest. The only similarity between this girl and the girl in the photo was the color of thier hair. She barges right into the room and right away the hustle begins. " can I use your phone, i have to call my Agency. She calls her agency, says some bulls--- into the phone and turns to me after hanging up the phone. '' before we begin anything ,first things first 125 dollars"
i figure what the hell and give her the money" she begins her spiel as she takes off her pants " prostituition is illegal in clarks county but what two consenting adults decide to do is up to them ,right." "Right " i say " Okay how much are you willing to spend" " I just gave you 125 dollars " " Thats for the agency, i don't see a dollar of that.the 125 dollars gets me to your room and 5 minutes of dancing if you want more you will have to spend more. For 400 dollars i'll treat you real good. "
I am too polite to throw anybody out into the street, Instead I tried to find another way to get this girl out of my room. This chick had the whole line rehearsed. " look man you are on Vacation have some fun. Look ,how much are you willing to spend, for a 100 dollars i'll do "something " I give her the 100, figuring I might as well get a bJ out of this . the hustle continues,she tries to get more money out of me. " I'll stay till I get a call from the Agency." I take off my clothes she begins to play with my woody and just as she is about to wrap her mouth around my long boy.....you guessed it. The phone rings. Its the Agency. " I have a "date" at the Bellagio ( i had mentioned to her that i like the Bellagio ) but I'll stay, how much are you willing to spend." " goodbye " i said. Same old story if it looks too good to be true ,it is.
The Actor and the Method
Axel Braun's sends this email:
Dear Luke, there are moments in the life of a porn-director when frustration takes over in an overwhelmingly masochistic way. That happened to me a few weeks ago when I was invited at the L.A. premiere of the movie "Magnolia". After the movie, simply a masterpiece of character-driven virtuoso film-making, I went home, looked at my body of porn-work of the past few years and seriously consider suicide. To make things worst, Paul Thomas Anderson, the director of such masterpiece is only 29 years old. I am 33.
Where did I go wrong? I was still a little indecisive between a rope around the neck and a warm-bath-with-slashed-wrists as my final act upon leaving this cruel world, when suddenly I saw the light. "Maybe it's not me", I thought "It has to be the actors...I mean, P.T. Anderson had Tom Cruise, Julianne Moore, Jason Robards...those people have so much talent that they can turn any lousy script in a work of art!".
And that's when I decided to seek help from a real actor's actor, a consummate professional, a fabulous thespian who could elevate my sleazy porn-flick "G-Spot Confidential" to the status of a magnificent expression of true erotic film-making. That amazing talent, that god of the silverscreen, that stoic risktaker is you, Luke. Who else would have agreed to submit himself to the angry whip of a perverted hypnotherapist (Tina Tyler, another pearl in the deep, dark ocean of porn talents), thus missing the most anticipated sporting event of the year? Only you, Luke. An incredibly giving and ballsy move, I have to say. Thank you, in the name of Konstantin Stanislavski, for the ray of light your terrific performance brought back in the often depressing life of a mere porn-director like me. Watching the footage, today, only made one thing clearer: if AVN has a category for "best non-sexual performance while listening to the superbowl on a walkman", you Luke are a sure bet for next year's awards. Now we're all waiting for your first triple-anal-fist-f---ing! Yours truly, Axel Braun.
Rough Sex
Slouch Potato writes on RAME: I spoke with Kahn Tusion at his home under a rock in tony North Hollywood.
SlouchPotato: "Hello, Kahn. Thank you for granting me this interview."
Kahn: "I felt it my duty to correct the public record as to my conduct in the matter of the video recording entitled 'Rough Sex 2,' which is a brilliant, but brutally realistic, depiction of a lifestyle practiced by billions of fully consenting human beings, who have every right as adult persons to comport themselves in a manner that is unacceptable to the proverbial "John Q. Public" and entirely degrading and dehumanizing to women everywhere, but is an emphatically honest and sincere expression of nonconforming norms and mores that..."
Slouch: "Could you rephrase that?"
Kahn: "I like puttin' the hurt on bitches."
Slouch: "Has your career been on a bit of a downturn since you starred in 'Star Wars' some twenty years ago? I think the last thing I saw you in was a computer game."
Kahn: "Well, yes. A few years ago, while continuing to work in the 'legitimate' movie industry, I was having lunch with Margot Kidder, when I noticed that the trashcan out of which we were eating had an inch-deep layer of maggots at the bottom. Margot suggested that I use the maggots as a spread on my partially-eaten sandwich, to which I responded by punching her f---ing lights out. With this on my resume, I applied for employment at Anabolic the very next day. They hired me immediately, and I haven't looked back since. Let me mention at this juncture that Chris Alexander is a prince among men, a giant of the entertainment business and a true visionary." (Chris Alexander, the owner of Anabolic, has entered the room and has been silently listening.)
Slouch: "It's been suggested by some that you're a 'piece of human vomit,' a 'dirty, misogynistic scumrag,' a 'greedy, soulless, mentally- damaged, drug-addicted...'"
Kahn: "I resemble that! Ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Slouch: "So what does the future hold for 'Rough Sex?'"
Kahn: "After careful consideration, I've reluctantly decided to take a hiatus from this pathbreaking series to expand my horizons and broaden my artistic base. To always be doing the same thing can make a genius like myself seem stale and unoriginal. My self-expression is a vast untapped potential that cannot be bounded by the strictures of a..."
Chris: "We're pulling it."
Kahn: "There's that, too. I'm also shelving my plans for series called 'Slap the Infant,' and 'Mo Lester's Schoolyard Adventures.'"
Slouch: "So, what will you be doing instead?"
Kahn: "I have several ambitious new undertakings in the works. One is a series titled 'Suck My Cock, You Worthless Cunt.' It features about twenty scenes of girls doing nothing but giving guys blowjobs. Why hasn't someone thought of this before? An additional project is a penetrating look into another deviant but profitable-to-video lifestyle. In it, guys will be pulling the wings off flies, complete with close-ups. It's called 'Pretty Fly (for a Scumbag).' Jon Dough, Mr Marcus and Mickey G are already signed up."
Slouch: "Well, thank you very much for being here."
Kahn: "You're welcome, and thank you for having me."
Slouch: "You're welcome, too, and thank you again."
Kahn: "Yes, thank you." Slouch: "You're welcome, thank you."
Kahn: "Thank you, you're welcome.".
Slouch: "Thank you."
Rebecca Bardoux writes: "First I would like to thank your readers for the response of my writing. Glad that Rough Sex is off the shelves but that is not enough. I hope Reagan Starr will follow through with her lawsuit. Second in responds to Kianne Bradley I don't know you, never saw of picture of you but you say you like rough sex being beat up, you said if you don't want to see it don't watch it. Yes if we were all responsible viewers that would be fine, but it's not reality. There are tons of men in prison that would love to beat the s--- out of you, that's why they are in there. Maybe you should look inside yourself to find out why you like rough sex because that is not normal behavior."
Donedone@aol.com writes: "Luke, I am working on a new series of porn its gonna be pregnant 18 year olds getting beat by giant black men while double fisted in the butt and getting stabbed in the belly with flaming hot red pokers then i'll pee on the girls' flayed skin after i beat them with a bullwhip for 8 hours this is a new softcore series im working on. nothing is too extreme for me we are gonna beat the girls till they are a giant bruise cause thats what the people want. My new name is Bone Bruze its a play on the whole Kahn Tusion thing. My partners name is En Ternal-Bleeding. we are looking for girls, so if you can send any our way, that would be great..."
Steve Neece writes: I feel inspired once more to add my voice to the fray.Khan Tusion is remarkably forthcoming and honest about his hatreds and inadequacies.He admits to a hatred of women and attributes it to his visual repulsiveness and the rejection he suffered.It has been my experience that most of the most prominent porners are unusually physically repulsive.I need not cite examples,they are everywhere.Is this why they got in the biz?Hatred,revenge,greed, a volatile mixture.He also speaks of shame as an erotic turn on and bemoans its lack in present day performers.He seeks to uncover shame.I tend to beleive he has a fertile field to play with . I believe an incredible number of women wallow in self hatred.The percentage is probably nearly as high in the outside world as in porn and highest of all among the most blindly religious as hatred of women is a cornerstone in all major religions . Domestic violence is most prevalent in religious households though far less reported as husbands believe it is their divine right to abuse women and children .
Porn reflects this . I have not seen Rough Sex 2 tho I hope to obtain a copy before it is pulled to see what the flap is about . There is nothing daring or groundbreaking in fem/hate porn . It is merely the carrying out of the age old Judaeo-Christian double standard that any woman who asserts her sexuality is a whore/pig/slut/tramp etc. and what fun it is to punish them.The mindset of these vids is from the good old days when air was clean and sex was dirty .Though the religious right pretends to abhor them their sexual sentiments are pretty much the same as Max Hardcore or Andrew Dice Clay for that matter . Beleive me,they hate Candida Royalle far more tha Max .What is radical or different or progressive about fem/hate?It has been around forever and it has always been a part of the establishment .
If love and caring and equality are absolutely abhorrent to you then at least be different in your hatred . Lets really get interesting and make videos that promote the erotic butchery of men . Simulated castrations,drownings in s--- etc. done artistically for the sexual enjoyment of sophisticated women and Gay men . As long as the victims are staight,anti intellectual,macho blue collar men there will be little or no outcry from the feminists.To be fair there should also be plenty of non white male victims so cries of reverse discrimination will not occur . Make all the female predators wealthy and powerful and educated so the establishment will identify with them instead of feeling threatened by them as they do with Jews and Italians and Blacks . If all their victims are identified as child molesters/abusers,rapists,wife beaters,pimps etc. then why should the public care if their executioners receive sexual enjoyment from their demise ? Think about this;would the average porn freak forego masturbating to a hot girl /girl scene even if the source and inspiration for their passion was some guy being slowly strangled to death in the background ? I think not . Did you ever see the movie "Salo" ? It was an arthouse fave in the late 70's and I have to imagine it was far more extreme than "Rough Sex 2" and nobody complained .
Nobody should be shocked that there are women who like to be abused . The suffering martyr syndrome is far from dead in many cultures in this country and the vituous suffering wife/punching bag that always feels it is her duty to take abuse and that hubby wouldn't do it if he didn't love her is the flip side of the porno girls who are willing victims of Max,R.Black etc.They probably share the same source of guilt . Seems Kianna has bought into this abuse equals love equation .If its good enough for nuns (self flegellation/suffering as joy) I guess I cannot deny its consolations to the sisters of porn . But be advised that you are indeed contributing to hatred between genders when you perform this on video.It may be a game to you and hubby but it is deadly serious to most of the consumers of this and given the chance you best believe they would not respect your limits . If you have female offspring how will you explain your love/hate equation to them ? Will you foster this mindset as countless billions of mothers have done before you ,thinking they are doing the right thing .
Todd Gumm writes: Luke, Lately I've read a lot on your site about Porn is on it's way out, and how Rough Sex 2 is the start of the end of Porn, This is all such bulls---, Porn will last longer than any of us. Porn will live forever, simply because as long as someone can make Megabucks from Porn, it WILL be available! The only way you can ever stop Porn is to make Porn nonprofitable, in other words, If the pornstars, directors, producers, video companies, prostitutes, Website owners, magazine companies, and other porn related businesses can't make money from it, THEN it may not exist, may not, I say may not because you'll always have a few that will do it for Free, but most of it would come to a direct stop! Luke, I expect porn will outlive us all, because as long as there is a demand for porn, there will be porn, and as long as there is a demand for it, there will be Megabucks to be made from it, and if you can make Megabucks from it, It WILL be made!
Phyllisha Anne writes about Rough Sex: Okay now it's my turn. hehe The point is rough sex hits a fetish that maybe hasn't been played with before. This is porn. Porn is supposed to play with every fetish. This is Bondage put to the extreme without restraints.
ANABOLIC MADE A DAMN GOOD MOVIE, If it wasn't good this wouldn't even be an issue. I was having soooo much fun I forgot to have sex. And Ragen I've known you for a while, you said stop and they stooped. Respect token. Maybe you should have said stop sooner, that would be no ones call but your own. I was helping casting this movie, and I was told to make damn sure girls knew what they were getting into, because it was costing way to much to keep having to stop and re-shot these scenes. And it wasn't a turning on unless the girls wanted to do it, it wasn't a turn on to see girls not enjoying themselves.
By this I mean the girl maybe hurting a little but her pussy still was wet. This is a fetish to some people, just like feet are. We are supposed to acquire every fetish, every fantasy. This fantasy is not meant for the rapists out there, but maybe for that women that likes the felling of being over powered. Thats the real turn on in this not that a bich is being slapped but someone has ultimate power and control over another, and the other to be completely powerless to the controller. Now I don't now anyone that doesn't get wet or hard over power. Do you?
Kianna Bradley writes: well i must say thank you to both parties, that were on my behalf. jack thank you for the compliments and Emmett we should just let it go. you know people are going to do what they want even though some may not agree. some like different things for different reasons just like my roommate likes anal sex i don't paticurlarily care for it. you know the women in this industry have a lot of pressure we are basically are incharge we have to make it look good we have to keep it good for everyone what we look like, by keeping are looks up it is very hard to keep everybody pleased in other words we have control, over this the fans what we do what we don't, we all no matter how much s--- we talk have to back eachother!so we all help not hurt eachother and i don't think any company would truly hurt or injure any of us (purposly).
all I'm saying is if Reagan got hurt I'm sorry, but she did know what it was about, we all worn eachother about eachother i cant believe no one told her weather it be a friend or a CO worker not to mention anabolic, that she had no clue how extreme the scene would be. I'm really sorry for Anabolic and my friend for many reasons (Khan) you people don't know actually what a caring person he really is, but I'm sorry they are going through so much abuse, cause you know what, those people would do anything for anyone of you! I've seen it time and again giving everyone a chance, just like reagan.its kinda like Lukes site if you don't like it don't read it and we are the ones who feed into it, we are the ones who read it.its not his words they are yours, just like no one made you read it nor write in,he is doing his job, i'm doing mine and i've learned in this buss. people will take and take but never give well maybe this is my shot, i stand up for the people of Anabolic for the fact i have a lot of respect for them.
They have given' so much to me besides jobs w/ good pay but they have given me friendship through all the bulls--- i went through lately. thank you Anabolic for being there and always saying i was something special, and letting me know if i wanted my contract bad enough i could get it and i did!!and as far as the company i am with well i feel the same way about them they never gave up on me, even if i do get replaced Emmett, that's o. k they gave me a shot, and it happens you know my mom, who is very sick says when i bitch all the time about dumb s--- like this, says don't sweat the small s--- and everything is small s---, she's right look at all we have a choice of, she doesn't and when a woman that doesn't have a choice to do what or anything we can says that, well, think about it, that is a gift, a choice a decision to be able to make yourself, and if someone makes a decision we shouldn't knock it, we all sometimes make bad decions, but who is to say what's right or wrong?
i can just let you all know ,that we the female talent did have a choice, and my roomate Phyllisha Anne, was also in it and loved it too. everyone is different, it doesn't promote rape to me but I'm not everyone,I realize that but ciggarets dont always give evryone cancer either, but I still smoke.and maybe if someone could rape because they watched this,just think of the one it could prevent. a control freak that rapes (gets off on it) after they have gotten (off on it) they no longer have the urge, just maybe he got off on the video first? we don't know and no one knows.
Emmett writes: Dear Kianna Bradley, That is an awesome letter you written. Your brain is as stunning as your body. I also feel regret from my last letter about you. But we both made some strong points. But that is what Luke F-rd site is all about (well some of it anyway), to read others thoughts, opinions, and facts, then add your own thoughts about what you read. An open forum. I like what you said. So, Emmett (The often proclaimed ill-opinionated) officially stands down. And I do hope provincial and avarice minded, Metro keeps you for at least two more decades because you are breath taking. Later.
XXX writes: Remember when i wrote you about luke campbell being censored for nasty as thay wanna be? The Too Live Crew ? They were attacked on a national scale while folks like Iggy Pop, big black and the entire punk genre was ignored Why ? The only male talent that keeps comming up in this dialog is Mr Marcus? He can't be worse than rocco or max ? being no one else is saying it i'll ask the question... Is the real beef here due to thefact that marcus is black ? This appears to me to be the natural course this dialog has taken ?
NJG writes: I am very very glad the Rough Sex series has been discontinued by Anabolic. I have been thinking about what Khan Tusion said though. He talked to the women for 4 days, constantly telling them how rough it was going to be. They verbally agreed. It seems that it was even rougher than how he portrayed it to them. Think of it. He's telling you for 4 days how miserable it's going to be, and you (the performer) say yes, fine, I can deal with that, I like it rough...then, when it comes down to it, it is so awful, horrible and painfulthat you wind up crying, he continues to film your humiliation and degradation, you want him to stop it now. BTW on a similar note, I have been in contact with Catherine MacKinnon, who has agreed to be interviewed by me in the future for your site Luke. She is an amazing and wonderful woman.
Pat Riley Relents On Ed Powers Ban
Pat Riley writes on RAME: I relented on my Ed ban and watched MDD #112 the other day. Only one ugly Oriental (Marie Marcos) in this volume and if you can get by Ed's horrible face and body you might like Chloe Adams.
Here's a relevant extract: Chloe says she's 18 years old from Reno and is a nudie bar dancer. She didn't graduate high school but has a GED which Ed says he has too. Lots of the GED women have as an excuse that they're unmarried mothers and it's tough going to high school and taking care of the kid but what's Ed's excuse? Lookswise she doesn't show any signs of being an unmarried mother though. She has a passable face, shoulder length curly black hair, square shoulders, flat belly, small tits, trimmed pussy, and a large protruding clit, the latter being evident when Ed pays it some attention. She masturbates and then Ed screws her (belly cum shot, no condom).
Now if we could only pixelate Ed's body and face it would be a satisfactory scene. At present it can only be recommended for large clit fanatics such as voyager and Torris.
She's also in Young Dumb and Full of Cum #3 where she's screwed by Hardman who does actually spend some time on her pussy but the sparkplug doesn't show any tendency to emerge from the garage. Could it be that Chloe considers Ed more attractive than Delightful Dave? OTOH she seems more enthusiastic about sex with Hardman and does an anal too (no anal for Ed). Well, I say "enthusiastic" and everything's a question of degree but she spends far too much time looking at the camera. Caught the Private disease, perhaps?
The rest of the girls in YD&FOC #3 are pretty good too. Paisley Adams aka Annie Bunz aka Bobbie is cute but doesn't seem too thrilled with her partner Mark Davis who keeps trying to do gymnastics with her legs while he's lodged in her pussy. It seems that whatever he's doing hurts and she eventually turns over to present her butt for doggie style. Passably erotic.
Kaylynn is the Nellie Pierce look-a-like and actually stands up to Pat Myne which is always nice to see but the problem here (throughout the movie really) is Mark Zane's idiotic editing. The guy fast forwards the best part, her undressing. Oh, and while on the subject of direction is there any reason to preface each scene with "Dumb Slut #n" where n is the number of the scene/girl? It's not really a raincoater tape a la Max so why unnecessarily antagonize guys who actually want to think of the girls as nice creatures. And while I'm complaining about the editing, do these moron editors think that they add anything by putting the credits in some barely decipherable stencil typeface? Must be a Gen-Z thing. An open face sans serif font such as Arial/Helvetica or even Courier should be the only selection available. Kaylynn's scene includes an anal.
Just to round it out:
Hatcher and Summer (new, blonde, passable face, small firm tits, lithe body, keeps her face away from the camera) pet a goat in someone's backyard and then move inside for a screw. No, the goat stays outside.
Shayla Heart (not too pretty but an OK personality) and Candy May (also in Up & Cummers #74--may be the same as Allysin Embers in Freshman Fantasies #24--large tits, very white, reminds me of Julie Meadows facially) start a g/g and are then joined by Rick Masters for a three way including an anal of Shayla. Boring. Rick Masters, Dave Hardman, Steve Hatcher...and even perhaps Pat Myne and Mark Davis. Can't they get some new blood? Would you screw Steve Hatcher? Sheesh, I wouldn't. Or Hardman? Or Masters?
For the anti-condom people YD&FOC #3 has condoms for Annie and Kaylynn
and none for the other three scenes. Going back to MDD #112 for a
moment, it also has Samantha Fox--well Ed only labels her as "Samantha",
the Fox part is from Cumback Pussy #25 who turns out not to be another
oldie making a comeback but rather a Brazilian with quite a cute face,
reasonable medium firm tits and a thin tattoo across her belly where
a C-section scar might be. Obviously these Brazilians are smarter
than they look Speaking of belly tattoos has anyone seen Shawna Edwards recently?
She's converted the tattoo of the name "Joseph" after her wife-beating
ex-husband (that's really making a distinction in the porn industry
Moving right along to Up & Cummers #74 which despite Randy was actually
pretty good. Maybe it was the absence of DJX getting his usual foot
job While Nina's scene is good, the best is the one with Bridgette Hasek
another oldie who must be back in Budapest by now. She really has
a very nice little body: lithe, firm, and tight, with only one disfiguring
tattoo on her left shoulder outside. Her body is good enough to be
American . Randy seems to think so too and spends some time kissing
her and fondling her body...not perfunctory, he really puts some effort
into it. They screw including an anal ending in a supposed in-mouth
cum shot which he accuses her of swallowing. Not quite all though.
Apparently a few drops fell on her thigh so the camera goes searching...
Also in the movie is the aforementioned Candy May who will appeal
to those who like them heavy--ya' know, like Roseanne Barr. Well,
maybe not quite as ugly. And there's Christine something or other
who facially resembles a man and body wise an all in wrestler. Par
for the course for the Europeans. She only gives Randy a BJ. No condoms
anywhere in U&C #74.
The best movie however was Cherries #7 from Xplor Media. I have no
idea what the "Cherries" means. Certainly they don't contend these
people are virgins. I also saw Cream Pie #6 from the same crowd which
although in a similar vein wasn't quite as good.
Cherries #7 has an opening scene with a girl called Gina who tells
a black guy with a big bump on his dick that she's a business major
in college. This guy also appears in Cream Pie #6 so I suspect he's
a just-starting-out Ed Powers wannabe but don't get the idea that
it's all him; he's just in the first scene of each. Gina hasn't got
a fantastic face--doesn't measure up to Jennifer Love Hewitt or Alyssa
Milano--but body wise she's just about perfect. Sheesh what am I saying?
Bodywise she resembles all the 19 year olds you see at the mall or
on the beach in summer. The ones who have avoided teenage motherhood
and are not fat slobs. Ya' know, high quality girls you might bring
home to mommy. Well, maybe you don't know...
Despite the camera being on the tripod and all the jumping up and
down that that entails, Gina's scene with the black guy is pretty
good and at the end as she lies there on her back seemingly exhausted
in a state of orgasmic bliss. This is followed by Jezebella who is
a tattoo farm and piercing freak and looks like she might have dropped
a rug rat too. A very pretty blonde young surfer dude knocks at the
door and she lets him in. After some banter with the cameraguy they
screw--mainly her blowing him, he has a very nice little butt--however
I didn't see any cum shot. He's hard enough and doesn't seem to be
straining. Maybe this should have been a bisex scene... Two girls who are clearly not lesbian have a shower/bath together
and then move to the bedroom for a very cautious g/g. It's boring.
One's a tattoo farm too. Then the piece de resistance in the form
of Phil and Robin, two good looking college type kids who spend lots
of time on a waterbed fully clothed in jeans and T-shirt, kissing
and fondling each other. They undress each other and then screw with
a level of passion not seen in the porno industry in a long time.
After the internal cum shot, they kiss and cuddle. A very erotic scene.
Gio has the boxcover but I think Robin is better looking. Gio appeared
in Cherries #5 too (not a bad movie either) and is probably with the
same guy. Camera on the tripod again but they both seem to like each
other and the sex is passionate.
Moving on to Cream Pie #6, this also has a similar scene with Phil
and Robin but it's not a repeat because she starts out wearing a dress
in this movie. They again go through the kissing, fondling, screw
routine again and..well, if you haven't seen the Cherries #7 it's
great but next time they have to do some plot. Speaking of which they
do have a little playlet in this one with Ricky and Phil where she
pretends to be the maid and he does some domination prior to screwing
her. The problem is that Ricky and Phil are the nemesis of amateur:
40 year olds who think we might be interested in watching them screw.
Not that she has a horrible body--better than Marilyn and Ginger--but
still too old. The black guy is with Jill who doesn't measure up to
Gina in Cherries #7 either in looks or performance but is still reasonable.
The fourth scene on the tape is Stan and Laurel (a girl) but you
never see either of their faces and not much of their bodies because
the camera is on a tripod and face on to her butt. When it opens Laurel
is hogtied with Velcro and moans while Stan masturbates her. It continues
with her legs spread and tied to the ceiling--he's still masturbating
her--and then she seems to be loose when he mounts her and screws
her. There's no beating or slapping or other silliness and it occurred
to be that if you want to break the no sex in B&D movies taboo this
type of scenario would be a much better way to go. Get Ernest Greene
to direct.
Pat Riley writes on RAME: As from Dirty Debutantes #112 you can no
longer criticize Ed Powers for his bedspread. He now uses a canopied
white bed with a bench at the foot and seems to have an assortment
of new bedding. However he hasn't thought this through; the canopied
bed causes shadows.
About net porn, Riley writes: Here the key is the ISP. Make the ISP
responsible for ensuring that for Usenet all jpg's etc are squeaky
clean. Sure some rinky dink ISP might carry "naughty" pictures but
none of the big ones like AOL or Mindspring are going to risk prosecution
for the tiny porn market. alt.beat.up.and.f---.the.bitch is just not
going to be carried. Same with the web; the ISP just doesn't permit
access to certain sites. Isn't this how places like Singapore do it?
You don't even need legislation for this, just a few credible threats
of legal action. Mindspring for example won't carry some of the groups
that have as their charter the dissemination of what can only be copyrighted
material. Allegedly they've received threatening lawyer's letters
from the copyright holders arguing that ISP's are not akin to common
carriers but are more like book publishers and therefore responsible
for content (the situation is more complex than that as even a common
carrier can be liable if he knowingly assists in an illegal activity).
Mindspring wilts finding it not worth their while to spend lots of
money defending something that is financially insignificant for them.
I don't see much of a jump from copyright to obscenity myself especially
if a court rules that ISP's fall into the publisher category.
Oh, yeah how about all those ways around it requiring a detailed
knowledge of Unix, how the web actually functions, etc? Sure, maybe
you (twofisted) and other similarly inclined techie types can do an
end run around the system but Mr Average has enough difficulty turning
on "My Computer" and is unlikely to be so single-minded. Don't forget
the speeding analogy! Once the number of people accessing such sites
fall, the sites themselves are going to disappear, after all the site
operators are not in business for their health. As for mailing lists
and email, does Mr Average really want his name associated with receiving
a stream of porn clips? And, doesn't this create some size problems
even for people with a hotmail address ?
Rich Gentile writes: I've been an interested visitor to your website
for awhile now... And just felt that I should write to say how much
I really do enjoy reading your musings and hard journalism on "porno".
It really is fascinating reading! I thought the the "flogging" you
subjected yourself to, was a riot. And thought it was all a big "put
on" 'til I saw the JPEGs. And now the rantings from that Christian
guy: "God's Plan"... You slay me, Luke. What can I say?
Your website reminds me very much of the early days of 'The Comics
Journal'. And it's editor: Gary Groth. I don't expect that you're
too familiar with him, or his mag... But at it's essence,-- it applies
"hard journalism and criticism" to an industry that was essentially
all about musclebound adults fighting evil, in tights. And while he
always got the story right... He wasn't above "stirring up s---" with
a few creators and professionals. Like you, he was the subject of
a few lawsuits. By people who felt they'd been slandered. Including
writer Harlan Ellison... I mention this in passing,-- because I've
read the articles that preceded your own subpoenas... And to my mind,
like Groth,-- the experience of going to court and winning; will only
sharpen your critical blade! So though I'm sure they're a nuisance.
Perhaps they're designed that way? I think you'll only come out stronger
on the other side.
I also really dig the Jewish angle on the whole thing. I'm something
of a "lapsed" Christian. I used to be a member of the Christian Reformed
faith, before settling into my present state of "agnostic/secular
humanist". Whatever that is... I confess that I've only seen a handful
of Adult films. But do have a penchant for collecting the 'pornstar'
image files from the newsgroups, and such. And have an embarassingly
large collection of them. So maybe it's an addiction. I'm not sure.
I just can't stop looking at beautiful women, having sex. So sue me!
The real reason that I'm writing... Is that I want to help you out,
if I can. I'm from Toronto, Canada... And up here, we have/had a "free"
youth culture mag entitled: "VICE". Have you heard of it? I've been
told that if you look hard for it in L.A... That it's available there,
too. Probably in some of the record/clothing stores on Melrose Ave.
perhaps?
Anyways,-- this fairly "polished" mag was somewhat controversial
early on. For using pornstars in some of their advertising. Jenteal
and Tia Bell for "Serial Killer". Nikki Tyler and Jenna for "Third
Rail", etc. But they've also featured real articles on pornstars...
I remember that they did an interview with Midori. A kind of interview
with Madelyn Knight and some rap group. And a real nice one on some
VICE reporter who wanted to bang Annabel Chong and write about it.
I've enjoyed scamming all of the terrific JPEGs from your site, too.
I didn't even have to "hack" my way in. Like I did for Tabitha Stevens
and Jill Kelly! Hawr Hawr!!
Frank writes about JoeBosco.com: Joe, you have an interesting site,
but don't confuse your feelings towards Bianca Trump with what she
says about pressure to get breast implants. She's 100% correct. There
has been a great deal of pressure, and it still goes on. And Mark
Carriere and Leisure Time (who Bianca was with at the time) were among
the worst, starting the whole trend. It's not greed when many porn
women have done it just to get *any* work. One agent has gone so far
to find out who has made major purchases (such as car, house, etc.)
and then hold work from them until they get implants. I know of one
porn starlet who was told "Get tits or get out". How can I explain
Debi Diamond?...Joe, did you know that Debi was pressured to get implants
too, and had even set an appointment when, somehow, people managed
to get to her and talk her out of it. And guess what?, she suffered
for her decision NOT to. She faced the wrath of a powerful agent.
After she turned down the boob job, she was repeatedly sent to work
! with someone who had chlamydia. Debi didn't do a tremendous number
of vids after that and soon retired. There have been other cases where
women have done "favors" for certain people or sold out other women
into getting boob jobs to help their own standing (I want to make
it clear that I'm not saying Debi was one of those, but it has happened).
Fred Flintstone writes: Do you suppose a) Peter Luther Christian
is on the level, b) he is a nut, or c) he is just sending you crank
e-mail. (Or is he, in fact, you?) What kind of a religious person
would send a porn web site e-mail?
Peter Luther Christian replies: Dear Mr. Ford:
"Fred Flintstone" asked what sort of religious person would send
a porn web site e-mail. I take it from the exclusionist premises underlying
that question that he is a Jewish person, to whom sinners are either
to be exploited or shunned. As you must know from your upbringing
Luke, a Christian neither shuns the sinner nor attempts to take advantage
of him in his defiled state. Instead, he merely seeks to give him
the tools of eternal salvation. This is one difference between our
faiths. And here is another one to chew over: It would appear from
your web site that many people who proudly call themselved jewish
openly defend the porn industry and its practices. NO WITNESSING CHRISTIAN
DOES SO - we know sin when we see it, and do not pretend that it is
something else. You KNOW this to be true. And if we are cranks for
pointing such things out to you, then God Bless all of the Cranks
of the world. Yours in Christ, Peter Luther Christian, OBE
Rumdar: LUKE.....STILL HERE IN BALI. SOME OF THE AUSSIE WOMEN ARE
TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS. A YOUNG, CHEMICALLY ALTERED AUSSIE DR. GAVE US
SOME ADVICE."DON'T f--- ANYTHING BROWN WITHOUT A RUBBER". THEN HE
STAGGERED OFF.
Curious: Give us the scoop Luke. On Wednesday, when Ron Jeremy emerged
from his underground burrow after a long winter of hibernation did
he see his shadow? If so, does this foretell and early spring or six
more weeks of winter?
Brandy Alexandre writes: Gee Luke, how come you edited the PsT log
from last night so heavily? Where's BT's admission that she drinks
too much, the chat that demonstrates how easily she lies, the plotting
to disrupt my appearance on the show, BT's efforts to get the number
to the power company in my area for whatever stalking reason, and
the expressed desire to defame me on the air with false charges of
fraud and racism? Have you sold out to PsT and remove all the unflattering
things about them? Inquiring minds want to know.
Session Start: Tue Feb 01 17:31:41
2000 *** Now talking in #!!!!!!pornstar-trading *** Topic is 'Brandy on the Bob
Berkowitz show tonight www.eyada.com 8 PM PDT - call her and say hi' <l-keford1> Luke F-rd is
on the Bob Berkowitz program at 6pm PST on eyada.com <adam> can i call the show
and have phone sex with you luke? <adam> i'll give you my credit
card # <l-keford1> anytime adam <adam> hehe, how sweet luke <l-keford1> i can't read
diablo's note to me, what does it say? <Diablo1504> just some evidence
that links Randy West to the holocaust <ThePeoplesCritic> I dont
get blown by porn girls Luke, you know that <CraigV> FANtastic! Entertainment
Online Ltd. <ThePeoplesCritic> whats
your theory Mike? <MikeSouth> the halt to Rough
Sex is a legal protective manuver <MikeSouth> heres the scoop <MikeSouth> you cannot consent
to being a party to a crime <MikeSouth> and assault and
battery is a crime <Diablo1504> So bondage is
a crime? <MikeSouth> while the consent
MAY hold some water with a jury in a civil action <MikeSouth> it wont in a
criminal matter <MikeSouth> all one of those
girls has to do is go to LAPD and file charges <MikeSouth> and BANG...TROUBLE <MikeSouth> the video masters
would be prima facia evidence <Diablo1504> first time i
ever heard lukes voice <Diablo1504> hes talking
about god and masterbation <Diablo1504> hahaha pst just
got plugged <CraigV> Diablo - you're
a dick!! <CraigV> Gotti is trying
to have sex with melody Love?? <CraigV> and allows Diablo
to make trouble!!! <VideoEd> this is funny as
s--- <CraigV> Gotti is gonna KILL
you!!! <MadisonFan> that was great <Diablo1504> luke is promoing
the hell out of us <MadisonFan> Luke did a great
job with that <VideoEd> thats funny as
s--- <feg> what did he say? <Killus> I agree diablo <VideoEd> holy s--- thats
funny <CraigV> Diablo asked if
it was true Gotti wants to plug Melody Love <MadisonFan> did he say "getting
plowed in the anus"??? <VideoEd> do you think john
gotti will get melody love <VideoEd> hahahahahahah <Diablo1504> im f---ing crying <VideoEd> "what does
john gotti have to do with this" <Diablo1504> that was john
gotti <CraigV> it sounded like
Gotti <MadisonFan> thats so funny <VideoEd> he forgot the first
question <VideoEd> hehehe <Diablo1504> im actually
crying <Diablo1504> someone else
should call and ask about john gotti <VideoEd> plowed in the anus
- peter north! <VideoEd> plowed is a classic <CraigV> lol!!! Gotti settles
for a blowjob!! <VideoEd> Sean from Pittsurgh <VideoEd> mention PST baby! <VideoEd> hahahaha <VideoEd> blowjob <VideoEd> oooh s--- <Diablo1504> hehehe <VideoEd> oh my god <Diablo1504> haha <VideoEd> holy f---ing s--- <VideoEd> madfan you rock <VideoEd> oscar is gay as
hell <VideoEd> he lies dick up
the ass <ThePeoplesCritic> Ed, just
because he likes a dick up his ass, doesn't make him gay. So says
Inari <MadisonFan> goddammit i
panicked <MadisonFan> it wasnt smooth
but i tried haha <VideoEd> he made a f---ing
question out of your comment <VideoEd> what did you tell
the screener? <VideoEd> i think a total
of 10 people are hearing this show <MadisonFan> i said i wanted
to ask luke about the rumor he was dating kendra jade <MikeSouth> ed when we listen
the audience doubles :) <MadisonFan> i figured they
would buy into that, the producer got very excited <VideoEd> someone needs to
ask luke about that <VideoEd> hehe <MikeSouth> what was madfans
comment? <VideoEd> he asked if gotti
would settle for a blowjob <VideoEd> bt needs to call
right now <VideoEd> bt call eyada and
ask luke if he is dating brandy <Trump> call who and what? <VideoEd> diablo: explain
it to her <Diablo1504> BT you should
have been listening <Trump> you dont have my
undivided attention <VideoEd> luke will be gone
soon <KevinM> whats up Lukey <Trump> call where? <KevinM> you causing trouble
again Lukey? <VideoEd> luke admits to
getting blown by kendra <VideoEd> hehe <Trump> give me the # <VideoEd> ask luke if he
is dating brandy alexandre <VideoEd> or anything you
want to ask him <MadisonFan> 1 877 392 3299 <Trump> ok callin <CraigV> Kendra is my baby <VideoEd> ask him something
good <Trump> luke is there <VideoEd> craig you think
she will break her contract with you like the other hundred? <VideoEd> bt: he is live
on the radio <CraigV> nope <ThePeoplesCritic> Damn,
they wont read my email <Trump> ok putting <CraigV> they read it now
Rog <Trump> they have me on hold
to go live <Trump> lol <Trump> hahahah <MadisonFan> haha Rog <Trump> rog <Trump> they want rog to
call <Trump> Im on hold <Trump> are yall listening? <ThePeoplesCritic> Luke got
my ass kicked <adam> god <Trump> Im going live <Diablo1504> hahaahah <VideoEd> did you ask that
bianca? <adam> we must be only ones
listening <VideoEd> who asked the rog
question? <Trump> I tolld them I am
a brandy fan <adam> if all of you get
on within a few seconds <Trump> and i wanna ask luke
if he is dating her <Trump> gonna give a biancatrump.com
shout out <Trump> heheheh <CraigV> lol - Meni!! Gay
Porn Director <Trump> is that luke talking <VideoEd> trump: shout out
www.pornstartrading.com too <ThePeoplesCritic> Is it
true that johngoitti is dating melody love? <Diablo1504> BT you should
have heard me, gotti, and madfan <CraigV> did Luke enjoy watching
homo videos!! <CraigV> :) <VideoEd> madfan was funny
as s--- <CraigV> Is that Bianca? <MadisonFan> haha i was flustered <Trump> yup <VideoEd> luke enjoyed it,
he knows it <Trump> hahahahha <VideoEd> hahahahahahahahah <VideoEd> holy f---ing s--- <VideoEd> this is grat <VideoEd> ask about gotti
f---ing melody love <Trump> hahhaha <MastAFK> Luke dating Brandy?
roflmao <VideoEd> shout out! <ThePeoplesCritic> Bob is
never going to let me recommend guests again, EVER <Trump> what did they say
when i hung up <VideoEd> hahaha <MadisonFan> haha BT awesome <VideoEd> you spammer!!!!!!!!!!! <VideoEd> hehehehe <VideoEd> great job bianca <VideoEd> hehe <CraigV> Luke provides feul
to internet feuds <Trump> what are they saying? <Diablo1504> they are talking
about you vs brandy <Trump> tell me <CraigV> Luke is talking
about the BT Bt=randy Feud <VideoEd> its funny as s---
bt <MadisonFan> "hes able
to squirt enormous amounts of semen" <Trump> I wanna hear it <VideoEd> he said cum shot <VideoEd> hehe <Trump> blast it <Trump> i wanna hear :0( <Trump> hahahha <Trump> bt.com <VideoEd> it was funny as
s--- lisa <ThePeoplesCritic> ask luke
if he's masturbating right now <VideoEd> loudness: only
what we have been talking about for the last 45 minutes <Diablo1504> BT wait till
BA is on, that will be exciting radio <VideoEd> 40-50k a year <VideoEd> he gets more <Trump> i gotta go to bed
now <Trump> I have to be up at
5 <CraigV> no he doesn't <Diablo1504> :( <CraigV> but Luke has stock
options <Trump> Ill call ya tomm
D <Trump> see yall in LA <BostonDan> all i'm getting
is two guys talking about vermont teddy bears... <Joner> luke has stock floptions..... <VideoEd> great job luke <Diablo1504> 1 hour till
Brandy comes in <VideoEd> craig: he has book
sales too <l-keford1> :) <CraigV> he sells books? <Joner> book sales<snicker
snicker> <ThePeoplesCritic> I bought
one <MikeSouth> I know Luke sold
2 books <VideoEd> i bought his book <Diablo1504> great job luke <MikeSouth> me N ed bought
one each <VideoEd> i still havent
read it <MikeSouth> 3 then <MikeSouth> I even read it <VideoEd> great job luke <Diablo1504> thought we would
get to the bottom of the john gotti thing <VideoEd> john gotti is still
a mystery <CraigV> what is this John
Gotti thing? <l-keford1> thanks, idid
good? <l-keford1> attention for
lukey <CraigV> Did good Luke <CraigV> I have to go on
the show next week myself <VideoEd> the world will
never know about gotti and melody <Joner> going on eyada?..why
not just shout out the window?.. <CraigV> Luke has turnd over
300 hits in the last 40 minutes <MikeSouth> Luke prolly gets
that many hits regularly <Joner> luke updates..word
spreads... <MikeSouth> I hit luke 2-3
ytimes a day at least <gotti> luke: ive said it
once ill say it again, a stiff prick has no conscience <Joner> mike.its prime lukey
time.the kids have just been put to bed.. <CraigV> shhhh yeah he does <Mastrick> 0,6 For a
free transcript of today's discussion visit 6,0 http://www.l-keford.com <Joner> mike....damn...luke
really can take a punch ;_) <MikeSouth> a word to the
wise about l-keford.com <MikeSouth> adult ads there
are BAD <CraigV> there are no adult
ads on l-keford.com Mike <Joner> Mike..therefore adult
Bads? <MadisonFan> Brandy- would
it be possible for you to f--- john gotti since melody love wont? <MikeSouth> before the adult
banners you could read l-keford from work with no problems <MadisonFan> theres my question <CraigV> really Mike - l-keford
used to have lots of adult banners <CraigV> hasn't had any in
almost a year <CraigV> what ads?? a PST
banner is an adult ad??? Please <BostonDan> Hasn't had any
in almost a year....what about adult banners? <Meni> You don't have to
click to enter either <Joner> have you SEEN that
pst banner ad.....its a naughty picture <MikeSouth> do what ya want...just
sufggesteing <CraigV> yeah Joner Linda
looks real naughty <CraigV> her eyes are just
too sexy for the office <l-keford1> notice how i
stumbled over craig's question <Joner> Craig.....are you
russian? <Joner> Vasiloff? <CraigV> russian to kick
your ass <Meni> Vasiloff is shortened
from vaseline <CraigV> vaseline is what
we used last night right Meni? <Joner> Vasilboff......Boff!
Boff!......"yeah bababooey." <l-keford1> was i tough enough
on the queers? <ThePeoplesCritic> Luke Rocker
strikes again <Joner> Luke,..eating your
own again?..shame shame...we're here we're queer.get used to it <Joner> I wonder if bob thinks
luke is cute.......luke was he checking out your ass? <Trump> my call? <Trump> my call to where? <l-keford1> you called the
bob show just now? <Trump> no <Trump> wasnt me honey <Joner> luke..what was missing
from the jan 2000 avn article on patrick collins and elegant angel??..you
tell me..see if you noticed. <Joner> not a single mention
of teh whole marc HIV fiasco......and pats involvemnt.shame on them <Joner> but i expect nothing
from them.just seemed so obvious..... <anabolicfan> does the FBI
handle enquiries about pornstars who are MIA? <Joner> lukes site is so
porn....to its very essence.the constant battles and struggles of
will and body <MikeSouth> Brandys non existant
book <ThePeoplesCritic> Ive read
it Mike <MikeSouth> you read brandys
book rog? <ThePeoplesCritic> yes I
have <ThePeoplesCritic> Nope,
she sent me the chapters <Mastrick> Berkowitz wants
to know what prevents her [Brandy] from having relationships...That's
easy. Her tongue <Mastrick> Brandy's talking
about facials <MadisonFan> Luke is almost
1 hour but he talked about us pretty good tonight, im not gonna kick
him *** MikeSouth changes topic to
'BrandyAlx: "I'll blow Luke"' <MikeSouth> Luke you could
launch a load on Brandys face <Trump> I called BA <Trump> but they didnt put
me through <gotti> she knew <Trump> and that I wanted
to disguss unemployment fraud and troll <gotti> luke is pounding
out brandys old ass for awhile now <gotti> she told them not
to take any calls <EDinWLA> l-keford1: nice
gut in those whipping pics <VideoEd> luke: you gonna
let brandy blow you? <VideoEd> luke: you gonna
give brandy your peter north load? <adam> it's just head luke <adam> let brandy blow you <l-keford1> no it is dehrading <l-keford1> i was in yeshiva
while brandy was on, what happened? <adam> pretend it's inari
vachs <DirtyBob> and look skyward... <VideoEd> she said she would
blow you * EDinWLA heard that too <l-keford1> really? <VideoEd> luke she said she
woudl blow you <EDinWLA> yep <gotti> she declared she
wants to have your yidish child <VideoEd> thats exacly what
she said <VideoEd> "Yeah i will
blow luke" <Mastrick> 12 Know what
walking a tightrope and a blowjob from Brandy Alexandre have in common?
Well, for starters, ya don't look down... <l-keford1> guys, should
I do it? <VideoEd> yeah and pay her
$5 <JimGunn> No Luke, have some
self respect <VideoEd> do it luke <adam> no luke <EDinWLA> JimGunn: self respect? <EDinWLA> Luke? <VideoEd> luke its a free
blowjob <Mastrick> Paper bag job <EDinWLA> like bubble gum
and roadkill <VideoEd> i would take a
blowjob from brandy or 99.9% of the other women on earth <adam> i have faith that
you must have better offers then brandy <EDinWLA> get a hand job
from Brandy to see if you're compatible first <l-keford1> lol <VideoEd> luke get the blowjob
and then compare her with kendra <VideoEd> battle of the banned
blowjobs <VideoEd> see which banned
pornstars gives the best head <adam> you should compile
a list and rank them <l-keford1> Do you guys think
it would damage my credibility when, in particular, I write about
Brandy vs Bianca? <RayleneFan> hehehe <Killus> My lukey boy like
to have his gun eaten :) he aint so proud.do it for the dare buddy
. <Diablo1504> i will say this,
brandy has a pleasnt voice <l-keford1> Would I need
to make it fair, to also get one from Bianca? <VideoEd> brandy sounded
sweet <VideoEd> i felt sorry for
her <VideoEd> luke: you might
have to buy the one from BT :) <EDinWLA> brandy sounded
pretty good <EDinWLA> though I heard
only the last 10 minute <VideoEd> brandy sounded
pitiful <VideoEd> she sounded sad <VideoEd> she was reaching
out * DirtyBob feels that Luke should
do both Brandy and Bianca simultaneously - as long as it is sloppy
seconds after Gene Ross! <Killus> I love Bianca,but
i dont much like brandy. <Killus> Hey doods does brandy
look in the least bit f---able ? any recent pictures? <VideoEd> http://kamikaze.org/me1998.jpg <Mastrick> Tell her she's
got the whitest teeth you've ever come across <DirtyBob> but can Brandy
Lap Dance...? <Mastrick> When Brandy dances
it's called the Vanilla Thunder <Mastrick> Betcha she's got
legs like a piano <KevinM> in that pic she
looks like Viper <gotti> viper ewwwwwwwwwwwwww <TyceBune> Hey everyone.
Excuse cause my wife and I have and too much to drink tonight. I did
taxes, and ugh, had to get drunk afterwards. I hate 1099's.