Sunday, January 30, 2000
Rough Sex Debate
Mike South writes: "Some [porn] chick will file criminal assault charges and sue the ass off of Anabolic."
Rebecca Bardoux writes: Luke, What has happen to this so called porn industry? I remember when we watched each others backs, when we respected ourselves because no one else did. When there was quality people infront and behind the camera. When innocent people went to jail, and we had to watch everything we did on tape, so not to get the distributor in trouble. I remember when shooting a Caught from Behind Installment Ron Jeremy was not allow to watch three girls together in the video without letting us know, because of the so called law. No objects that where not made for sexual use where allow to be inserted. I recall trying to present a positive products to the consumer, after all weather you believe it or not we are educating the public about sex. So I wonder how these people will feel when their daughter comes home one day after having the s--- beat out of her all in the name of sex that they saw on a porno tape, or when she is found dead. If any of you remember at the 99 AVN Awards the speech that Larry Flynt gave. Someone needs to press charges against these people and any girl that would allow a man to beat her up that badly should search professional help for her own good.
I have become disgusted with this industry, which for me is very sad, for years I have stud up for this industry trying to get respect and let people see that alot of us are very wonderful people. Luke, what do we do this industry has become the scum of the earth. I thought I would never say this but maybe it's time to shut it down for the well-being of people that watch it. I'm also thinking that someone needs to go to the authorities and express this concern. It's getting like the hip hop industry where they are killing their own and loving it. I pray everyday that someone will stop this, but everyday I hear more s---. Are these people stupid enough to believe that minor that are very impressionable are not watching these movies and thinking that is proper behavior? Do any of them read a newspaper and see all the minors doing so much damage because they saw it done in TV, movies etc. If it means turning our own people in maybe that's the answer. This behavior is just wrong weather you get away with it or not. There are men in jail for behaving this way, why is it ok for the industry?
Emmett writes: Dear Ms Bordeaux,
Even though I did not live during the sixties and practically the seventies as well, I agree and empathize with you. During the early days of Ron Jeremy, people fought for their freedom of expression and it had meaning. Almost parallel to the issues of Afro-Americans around that time. People fought what they believed for and suffered to make what is now legal today. And this new generation, labeled X, (my generation) is just f---ing everything up that our parents fought and suffered for. I empathize how you feel. I would have loved to had live during those time when people f---ed and enjoyed themselves without worrying about the next day (Is that why porno was alledgely so high in drugs and booze like I saw in the classic Boogie Nights?). Today killer viruses (HIV, AIDS, Hepatitis C, etc.) is wrecking porn, as well as the constant fighting (verbally and physically). At least you can carry the memories like Ron Jeremy does about the good old days.
Greg Zeboray, insurance agent at zeboray.com, writes: "I've been trying to stay off the internet, but Rebecca Bardoux's letter deserves a comment: Rebecca, is - in many cases - right on the money with her comments. The business today is 180 degrees opposite of where it was 4 or 5 years ago. My perception of the problem is overabundance. Today there are way too many shooters and way too many performers, and very few of them are making any money. This has resulted in producers pushing the envelope further and further in the hopes of generating revenue, and talent working for less while doing more just to get work. Rebecca, you know what the talent are earning today and what is expected of them, and you know how bad it really is.
"Will this problem solve itself? I don't believe it will. In today's climate new shooters pop up everyday, and the line of girls wanting into porn is growing by the day. The only solution I can see is if and when talent organize themselves. The talent need to set the guidelines of what is and is not acceptable, and what is a minimum fee they will work for. By doing this, the non-profitable producers will be forced to go away leaving the strong to survive and flourish. Same will apply to talent: those who work hard and hustle will survive, and those who sleep all day waiting for the phone to ring will go without work. Believe me when I say I don't like to see anyone fail, but a few failures sure beats the whole industry going away!
"I will close with this: In my opinion, things are going to get far worse before they get better, and the only group capable of turning the tide is the talent themselves. Hopefully in the near future they will recognize this and do something about it. They are the most powerful group in porn - they've just never been told of their power."
Fred Flinstone writes: "So Mr. Zeboray thinks that the talent should organize. I can't imagine a group of people less likely to form a union. Perhaps my thinking is tainted by reliance on an unjustified stereotype, but these are people who do what they do precisely because they lack initiative.
"Can you imagine all of the members of the Adult Screen Actor's Guild protesting outside of the Anabolic headquarters holding signs saying "Anabolic Guilty of Unfair Labor Practices"? Can you imagine needing to get a union card to act in a dirty movie? Should it be called the Adult Screen Actor's Guild? Perhaps the International Brotherhood (Sisterhood? Personhood?) of Erotic Entertainers? The mind boggles at the possibilites.
"Luke--here's a new calling for you. You can become the Ceasar Chavez of porn! You can travel the length and width of the San Fernando valley (it's a hell of a lot easier than the San Juaquin Valley, and the weather is a lot better), handing out leaflets and organizing rallies. Demand that all of the major studios (Vivid, VCA, Anabolic, etc.) sign contracts with your union. You can demand an NLRB (National Labor Relations Board) election. Actors and Actresses of the Valley, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!
"Wow--you'll be remembered as another John L. Lewis or Samuel Gompers (or Jimmy Hoffa?)! Hey--it can't be any tougher than being an Internet Journalist, can it? (Actually, all kidding aside, I seem to recall that strippers in San Francisco have been either trying to organize a union, or have organized a union. What's the status of that?)"
NJG replies: "Fred, who lives in San Jose, is completely unaware that the dancers in San Francisco are organized. The Mitchell Brothers, New Century, Lusty Lady, etc. are all unionized. And, yes Fred, there is a lot more organizing being done here. You have to think that the conditions are so bad that people are organizing. That is what is done throughout history Fred. People working in porn are workers, and like workers throughout history, they organize for better working conditions and wages. There are places on-line such as the exotic dancers alliance. When women who do gangbang/bukkake videos make a paltry $250, I say it's time for a union."
Mad Jack writes Emmett: "Dude: What grade are you in, and does mommy still pack your lunch for you??? I've been reading your lame comments for quite awhile and I'm sure that everyday you THANK GOD that Luke will print pretty much ANYTHING from ANYONE...I'm sure when you're not online you're busy spanking it to our movies and wishing that you could actually be a part of OUR world...But it's comments like those you made about Gina Rider's ex that make REAL industry people remember why we have OUR OWN functions, not usually open to the general public.....Glad you found your public forum, but spare us the childish, sexist comments."
Kianna Bradley, a Metro contract girl, writes: I must comment about the Rough Sex video line by Anabolic. That if you don't like it, don't watch it!!!!! , Yes something different. People fear what they don't understand. I am on the cover of Rough sex 2 and I happen to enjoy rough sex if I am in the mood. As for Anabolic not informing the female talent about the intensity and the female degradation, it is bulls---! it took four days for them to hire me. They made me fully aware of what the scene would consist of. They even gave me the first "rough sex" video to have me watch so there would be no misunderstanding. After the fact, I must say watching the video was much more intimidating than doing the actual scene. During the filming of the scene, the director and producer were asking if I was all right and if I wanted to continue. At no time did I have the feeling that I was being pressured to keep going on with the scene or what they expected next. Everything in the video was real I did drink piss and cum out of a wine glass. All I am trying to say is that I am sure that all the female talent was made aware of what was going to happen in the scene. Anabolic, in my opinion is one of the more up front, honest and giving companies I have ever worked for. (well, besides METRO. hehe.) Love, Kianna
P.s. Why can't we all just get along. I hope that anabolic keeps making the videos and if I was not signed with Metro I would do it again.
Emmett writes: "Dear Kianna Bradley, Try not to get too soaking pissed, but are you kissing Anabolic's ass for money? Not many women enjoy getting the s--- beat out of them and then get f---ed silly as a bonus for putting up with the abuse. So this only leads to three things.... you actually do like getting abused, Anabolic is paying you under the table to have you say good s--- about them, or your just saying all this bulls--- because the pay was good and you want Anabolic to re-use you again in their other films. I say the last two sound dead on the money. Sadly enough if the last two are true you would certainly not reveal it to the public until you are done with porn. I guess we have long time to wait to hear the real truth to why you are backing Anabolic and Tushin."
Kianna Bradley replies to Emmett: "O.k now I can't understand such simple minded people like Mr. Emmett. Why is it so hard to believe that someone actually likes Rough sex? I do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was not by any means raped!!!!!!! I did what i enjoy, and you can ask also my former husband(Earl Slate) if that is not true. No he is not a women abuser by any means, but he enjoyed satisfying me, and I apologize to Mr. Emmett if he is not, nor ever could be, secure in his self or have the women( or man) he loved, and loved, him feel safe enough to trust him with something that sexual and intence. Anabolic is NOT promoting rape, for gods sake people What is S and M ??????????????
"I give Anabolic props for having The guts to do something people are afraid of.No one had to do it. ( PERIOD) I dont give a damn what everyone wants to believe, because opinions are like assholes we all have one!!!!! And Mr Emmett as far as the money, well Metro pays me good enough, and as far as the trying to get more jobs with Anabolic, I'm signed Exclusivly with Metro!!!! So I guess now all you have left to belive is I enjoy being abused? I guess so. If that is what you choose to believe than so be it. But you know what? I wouldn't have done it if I didn't want to!! and by the way I enjoyed the hell out of it!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I have problems you say? DON"T WE ALL?????????? I have alot of respect for Chris, Greg, and Khan,it would not be selling if there was not a market now would it? And as far as the women go that think it is so wrong, Anabolic is not asking you to do the movie!!!! It was all very very safe and handled very professionally!! OOpps am i kissing ass again? well you know I have licked ass, sucked ass, drank piss, and probably done alot more than that, so WHATEVER!!!!!!!! Thanks again for listening Luke peace out MUCH MUCH LOVE KIANNA BRADLEY"
Luke: The director of Rough Sex uses the name "Kahn Tusion." A tusion mean: "An injury in which the skin is not broken; a bruise."
Kahn Tusion is not Biff Malibu aka Christopher Alexandre, owner of Anabolic.
Regan Starr told about Rough Sex: "This was absolutely real. I could not finish this scene. It was absolutely terrible. It was an atrocity. This is the worst line ever put out there. It's right up there with snuff videos.
"Mickey was not being false about it. He was hurting the girls. He was given the green light to hurt the women for the effect of the video. I was told before the video that, and they said this very proudly, mind you, Mark and Christopher made it aware to me that in this line most of the girls start crying because they're hurting so bad.
"When they started the video, I was absolutely amazed that they were literally trying to hurt me and make me cry. I started crying. I couldn't breathe. I was being hit and choked. I was really upset, and they didn't stop. They kept filming. You can hear me say turn the f---ing camera off and they kept going." (From )
Jim Gunn plans to outdo Rough Sex. He writes on PST: "And I am putting my $ where my mouth is since I have a movie in pre-production that takes their idea one step further- very non-politically correct.
"The reality is this poses a real threat to the biz. But on principal you have to support them."
Mike South: "I agree with all that but the facts are I may be made to pay for THEIR transgressions and it is not settling well with me."
Mad Jack writes: "Just wanted to say that I think Jim Gunn is full of s---(and full of himself)...He tried to act like we had something in common when we were throwing jabs back and forth with Kid Vegas, but found out at the show that I like the Kid A LOT more than I do Gunn. At least Vegas had a personality!!! Gunn just came off like he was something he is DEFINITELY not. And now, with his claim to out do rough sex, he's proven to really be a piece of s---. Hey Jim, why don't you just STAY in cuba next time and shoot snuff films with your clap ridden whores.....On the subject of Rough Sex...I have mixed feelings. I couldn't disagree more with the attitude of "if it sells, we'll shoot it," but in my experience, about 90% of the girls I've been involved with in this business (including my new bride)seem to enjoy a little roughness(some a LOT of roughness) in their sex life. At first I was a little blown away that this was the truth but have pretty much been used to it for a while now. Before I get bombarded with negative s--- from your female readers(including some industry gals) let me say that I am truly AGAINST violence towards ANYONE, especially women... When my wife asked me to spank her HARD for the first time, I had trouble doing it to her liking...We now both know our limits and have GREAT sex off camera as well as on. However, never do I attempt to get "rough" unless asked, and I'm pretty sure that this is the way it works for most of the other industry folks(at least the ones I interact with). I had the pleasure(at the time) of f---ing(on camera) Regan Starr some months back and really disappointed with her lashing out at Anabolic...I find it REALLY hard to believe that she didn't know what she was getting into as she was VERY sharp when she worked for me. We had many phone conversations after her return to LA and thought she had more smarts than to put herself in a situation like she described. To rap this up I'd just like to say: Jim, if you're trying to make some real $$$, why don't I just knock you out and f--- that snobby ass of yours........We'll sell it to Europe bro."
Peter North aka Matt Ramsey
LP Duplication, Extreme Associates In Trouble
XXX writes: LP Duplication is having serious problems, thanks largely to Extreme. Word is that LP can't buy any new tape stock because they are behind to their supplier, mainly because Rob Black owes over 60,000 dollars. LP has fallen way behind on delivery schedules as a result.
After seven years of service, Jeffrey Douglas was replaced as Free Speech Coalition executive director last Monday by William Lyons. This was expected. About ten months ago, VCA owner Russ Hampshire stopped paying Jeffrey's salary. Hampshire also dropped off the board, sick of being an "enabler."
There was more big news within the FSC last week, but I have not found it out yet. Email Luke with the scoop!
What's going on with Luc Wylder at Fallen Angel? Email Luke
Houston In Stuff
Emmett writes: Dear Mr. Ford, I purchased a magazine called "Stuff" ( A magazine "For Men" that also produces a concurrent magazine, "Maxim") last night.
On page 100 their is a picture of Houston in black and white. She appears to be outside sitting down on a wooden walkway with her legs spread open. She is wearing jeans with a black satin shirt or jacket Her shirt/jacket is open and the sides of it are covering her breast with her finger in her mouth. She looks so hot that I almost dropped the mag. The white text on her pic says, "Houston, you have a problem".
A smaller picture below it in color show the men she did at the gangbang. It reads, "MOST GUYS TO SCORE WITH THE SAME BABE Last August, at the Houston 500, porn star Houston was gleefully serviced by 650 men, handily surpassing her announced goal of 500. She said to just keep'em coming, so to speak."
Again, that picture of her makes look just like a regular movie star or jeans model. When I see a porn star in a Hustler mag or a porno the actress looks different in eyes. I don't look down on them but...it's the look that I have categorized. Seeing Houston like that in a regular mag just changes my perspective on her. As if she is really part of the American culture. Weird.
But anyway Mr. Ford, Stuff and Maxim are the hottest non-nude books for men in this country! But I think you and Gene Ross should unite and produce your own counter-Stuff and Maxim magazine. You guys have the talent and dedication. Especially you Mr. Ford because not a day goes by that you do not update you site.
You guys could make the best selling mag in the USA. Just do not include nudity or intercourse pics. You could call it, Gene Luke! If you don't feel like doing it then you guys should submit your work to Maxim! Ask them a section in the mag just for you and Gene. You guys could be the Siskel and Ebert for porn movies and any other thing that relates to it! With power of you two, you can create a bridge for porn to mainstream. Just think about how many more people would click on to your site! I say you guys should go for it!
Vivid Bashing
XXX writes: "Have you heard how Stevie Hirsch [Vivid owner] is building an amphitheatre at his new home. Maybe he is planning to hire Springsteen to play a party?"
Green writes: "Luke, my summons challenged friend, I'm amazed at all the Vivid bashing going on. God bless Jenna for setting it straight. No matter how much they complain about it, jealousy is ruling here. Vivid has the classiest ladies. And I think many of you would agree when seeing some who have left Vivid that they carry with them that touch of class that Vivid helped them find and they most likely always will. Skanky? If those were the skanky ladies I sure musta missed the cream of CES while I was there. Lori Michaels, pure class, Taylor is a doll, Kobe is an obvious crowd favorite who is as friendly as she is sexy. Need I list more. And as for Janine... You looked fabulous and still more than carry that class. And whether you stay in or leave the biz, I hope that you do it by your terms and remain happy. Your work has more than done that for us already."
Mastrick: Vivid's latest feature Escape From Carpathia is horses---. It has that grainy, fishbowl video quality that Vivid is know for. This past year I thought they actually made an affort to address some of the complaints vis a vis video quality and lame sex. But every time I start to think that Vivid is heading in the right direction they put out some crap.
Teal Miles writes: Luke, A quote from your site: for context... "Hirsch is obviously testing the waters. He knows that what sells Vivid product is what's on the box, not in the box. As long as he pumps the money into promotion, buyers will keep buying, which means their competition will be denied access to the various lucrative markets Vivid owns."
As a consumer I've become very selective at what movies I am willing to buy because I used to get sucked in by that great looking Video Box Cover (usually Vivid's) but found out that the actual movie "looked" nothing like the box cover. If only the actresses actually looked as good on the cover as in the actual film. Quality camera angles and work, lighting etc would make it better also (Raven & Avalon actually achieve a desirable level). I really hate airbrushing of tan lines, tattoos and piercing and then watch a movie and see them (on most it is just a BIG turn off IMHO).
I just got a feeling of being duped by the box cover but I am wiser now. Always now, i carefully read who is listed as appearing in the movie and do my research on the Internet to find a selective group of porn chicks I want to watch and search for those movies only. It reduces the suprises just a bit, also with Directors (Michael Raven & James Avalon).
I can't wait until broadband downloading of videos (to a TV not PC :)) on demand becomes a "mainstream" reality, and maybe I'll be able to make custom gonzos of only those porn chicks I want to see.
We don't need story line plots for entire movies, just themed scenes (as corny as that may sound to some people). Movies really are just a bunch of scenes strung together, why not allow the consumer to buy a scene or a number of scenes for the cost of a Gonzo but with the porn chicks the customer wants (not who the director etc wants). I'll feel that my money is being better spent (value for money).
Forget DVD's, they are just temporary impositions and are not customisable. Have a guess what effect this sort of consumer purchase interaction is going to have. More porn chicks are going to get higher than current value contracts based on the purchasing power of the consumer (which porn chicks get watched more often (on PPV), not based on unpaid polls. An independant firm like a Nielsons will release weekly ratings.
IT'S LIKE GIVING EVERY PORN CHICK BOX COVER BILLING SINCE THEY ARE THE STAR OF THEIR OWN PURCHASABLE SCENE!
I bet we'll see current so called contract stars and so called popular stars become overvalued/overpaid commodities. Maybe some of the more beautiful newer girls such as April Flowers, Tera Patrick, Dasha, Eva Blonde, Bee Spanx, Lauren Legend etc will get more work (scenes) than the other dishclothes. JennaJ is one porn chick who's popularity is justified in my eyes, which is just not marketing nonsense.
Emmett writes: I like this Vivid bashing! Vivid is sooo boring. The performers are highly overrated; Kobi Thai, Taylor, etc.. Yes, those women are beautiful but their videos suck like turtle snout. It's so soft, so slow, and so boring. I think Vivid products are more designed for women and couples who feel good about themselves for not getting down and dirty in porn and makes it more relaxing to talk to their friends and co-workers about it. Although it may help branch the link from porn to regular media it is not what porn should be about.
Porn should be like Anabolic, Diabolic, Extreme Associates, Evil Angel, Elegant Angel; Hot, raw, filthy, perverted, slamming, screaming, reaming, nasty ass, sex! It is a way for people to watch what their depraved minds always think about all day at work when they look at their sexy and bitchy boss or co-worker and how they envision bending the bitch over the desk and give her the TT Boy, anal, reaming she derserves. That is what porn should be about. Not that weak s--- Vivid likes to the produce.
Why do you think Inari Vachs and Lexington Steele won their AVN award (performers of the year)? Because they know how to f--- and give us what we voyeurs relish to see when we sneak into the adult section at the video store, praying that nobody we know would catch us. Especially are parents or priest.
Why go through all that hard, sneaky, s--- to get the tape and put a corny ass, weak-erotic and loquacious tape like Vivid in your VCR? Perhaps it is good for women viewers... but I don't see how or why Vivid should clean house every CES. The last time I saw Kobe Thai put out good work is when Sean Michaels pulled her of his car trunck, pulled his yard-stick cock out, and rammed the chow mein out her ass in "Executions On Butt Row" (Hmmm... is that why Marc Davis and Sean Michaels don't work together anymore? After all, Michaels did f--- his wife. Probably more better then Davis ever could). Working for Vivid prevents the performers true potential from coming out. If I wanted to watch an erotic film with dialogue I would rent one of Andy Sidaris' films.
Jenna Jameson is right, "Vivid girls are a step above... And, they carry themselves very well..." that's only because they don't do s--- but talk, model, lick, and bulls--- their way in the scenes. Vivid should just stop making pornos and make "B movies". It makes no f---ing difference.
In conclusion, Vivid makes damn, good, fine pornos for women and couples, but they suck at the true meaning of porn. Kahn Tushion on the other hand found the true meaning of what anti-porn society believes what porn is actually like; degrading, tortuous, painful sex. He is f---ed in the head, but he is true to the nature.
Luke: When asked about trying to coerce Melody Love into having sex with him, PST's John Gotti replied: "A stiff prick has no conscience."
Jenna Jameson
Jenna Jameson writes: Costello needs to understand that you can't compare anyone to the girls in Playboy because, everyone knows how incredibly airbrushed EVERY picture in a playboy centerfold is! Listen, I never said I"M the most beautiful, nor does it matter... All I was trying to say is, comparitively, the Vivid girls are a step above... And, they carry themselves very well, which says a lot in this business... -Jenna (the old one)
Jeff writes: Maybe now she can make some real porn films with real hardcore sex instead of that lame wicked crap. and i agree with you luke vivid sucks!!!! private's models are way hotter and they do dp and facials like its second nature.
Tina Tyler Whips Luke
I'm going to get whipped Sunday for an Axel Braun porno movie. Also hope to see Chelsea Blue and Carolyn Monroe on set.
Tina Tyler writes: Hi Luke, Tina Tyler here. I just wanted to write and tell you that it's been years since I've looked forward to doing a scene as much as I'm looking forward to the scheduled scene tomorrow for Axel Braun where I get to whip you. I've been dripping since Wednesday when Axel informed me that I get the privelidge of treating you like my own personal whipping boy. You should be warned that I'm a method actress and have a preference for English Domination ;) Don't back out on me , Baby. The world has been craving this scene... no pressure.
Axel Braun writes: Alright, alright...no nakedness and no bare butt...but at least come dressed funny!!! You have to be at ... Don't flake, the scene wouldn't be the same without you.
Lasse Braun on Dr Susan Block
DrSusanBlock.com writes: This Saturday, January 29, 2000, starting at about 10 PM (PT), take a trip through time with Lady Caligula, author Lasse Braun as he joins Dr. Susan Block in her broadcast bed to discuss the brief but thrilling reign of that great erotic revolutionary and good-time emperor, Gaius Caesar Caligula Germanicus. Then leap from the Orgiastic Glories of Ancient Rome to the Artistic Perversities of Modern America with adult film stars Adajja, Tyler Moore and Cinnamon, and, as always, fascinating callers from around the globe.
After the “talk show” part of the program, the more corporal antics will ensue, as Dr. Block invites her guests and studio-audience volunteers to experience the agony and the ecstasy of the “Bondage Cross,” created by Speakeasy Gallery artist Mario Saucedo, and other exciting pieces of interactive art in the Speakeasy Gallery. Also, there will be more demonstrations of the “Geyser of Venus,” G-spot stimulated female ejaculation using the amazing, effective Braun System developed by Lasse and his son, distinguished filmmaker Axel Braun.
Gina Ryder's Ex Speaks Out
Gina Ryder's ex-husband writes: hey luke. i would love for you to print this...not too sure how gina will react to this, though... but i have to say my peace.. she just called me about an hour ago..(midnight san antonio time) SHE IS TOTALLY AWESOME...we have been divorced now for almost a year and no matter what s--- we have put each other through i know if things came down to the worst i could count on her. all this "interesting gossip" about her is sooooooooo lame. she is unbelievable....so real and so much a fantastic person. she filled me in on all the stuff about kevin, violet and whatever silly things people can think about writing about all this. this drama couldn't happen to a better person, she takes it and laughs like a trooper.....GINA I ADMIRE YOUR CHARACTER...KEEP IT UP you are the bomb.
Emmett: It sounds to me like Gina Ryder's ex-hubby misses that hot, tight, ass Gina use to give him when they were married. Now he is saying all this candy, ass, nice s--- to probably get her back to his dehydrated cock. I feel sorry for the guy. I hope he knows next time that when some one gives him free hot ass and vagina he should take any s--- the woman gives him and then just grudge f--- it out of his system when he's pounding her. Take my advice Mr. Ryder. It works.
Luke Gets Mail
Galifrey@aol.com writes: Luke my love- Some random thoughts on your great site, which I know look forward to reading more than anything (except, of course, doodie.com):
1) To help with your court cases, you should try to find a lawyer who will work pro-boner. (sorry)
2) Being a newbie-Jew, watch it on the smarmy self-depreciating "outting" of other Jews. This form of humorous self-hating takes a lifetime to develop. You are too new to truly be allowed all the perks of Judaism, namely the inferiority complexes and desire to make everyone uncomfortably laugh by finding them Jews out there making money and trying to "hide" their identity, and exposing them. Give it a few years.
3) Why when you post the conversations you have on your site, the other person is always asking you about yourself and you never ask one question about them, their psyche, opinions, complexes, etc. Do you just not post these comments? Or do you genuinely not ask questions of this sort in real life? For instance in your dialog with your former girlfriend with the big tits, she asked you something like 20 questions about how you see yourself, and your only questions to her was how she saw you. Just wondering.
4) So a porn star got hurt in a Rough Sex video. Instead of a countdown to the millenium, how about a countdown to the end of the Porn industry? It's coming. Like Sodom and Gomorrah, Porn is daring the world to strike it down -- and they'll get their wish. They couldn't leave well enough alone, I guess.
5) Why are women NEVER shown having orgasms (fake, presumably, but they could at least "act" like they had one) in porn? For me when intimate the most arousing thing is when she has a 'gasm, and I'd love to see it in a porno. Any theories why this rarely happens in pornos? Do the guys making porn have complexes about their inability to get a woman "there"? (hint: don't slam too hard)
6) Am I going to hell? If one person gets AIDS due to my dollars buying porn, am I indirectly responsible?
NJG writes: Dear Lukey: A friend has told me that a friend of his, who is corresponding with a serial killer in prison, says that there are at least two snuff films that he knows of. They're very old and they're on reel-to-reel. One is called "Snakefeast" and the other is called "Gator Bait"t. They cost thousands, they're almost unattainable. But more than one person has heard of these titles. My friend has heard of these titles before as well.
Brandy Answers Chaim Amalek
Chaim Amalek writes: Since I rather like her writing (even when, or especially when, she is in a pissing match), but understand her reluctance to answer all comers for free, here are some (mostly) porn-free questions for her:
Brandy: I was referring to all writing, not just porn. Information and entertainment is all that anyone comes to the site for, right? Well, if you're coming here to read me, Craig Vasiloff is profiting from my labors without so much as a "howdy do." As I said, he couldn't even be bothered to say no to an email asking about an arrangement here or a column in the mag (before I was aware Zoe was a guru). However, as a last hurrah, here's my take on your queries:
1. If an egg is hatched on the jewish sabbath, is it kosher?
Are you asking about an egg that is laid or a chicken that is hatched? Either way, it depends on how long prior to the event the farmer ate his ham sandwich.
2. Was Germany really a nation of "willing executioners" during the Hitler era? (Writer Fritz Stern does not think so.)
Are all porn stars air-headed, drug-addicted, nymphomaniacs?
3. Does the caloric value of bacon diminish as the fat on it is carbonized as it is cooked?
Yes, but what do you care? ;)
4. Are some human races (as the term is commonly used and understood) smarter than others, and if so, is it because of their genetic makeup?
If you think I'm stepping into that s---pile, you are sadly mistaken. I will say that the level of intelligence between breeds of dogs varies, but not by much. And even those considered "less smart" overall have a "best thing" that can outshine all others. Draw your own conclusions.
5. Does the availability of pornographic imagery heighten or decrease the incidence of rape?
Would that be pornographic imagery from the 70s, 80s, or 90s?
6. Is a priesthood sworn to celibacy more prone to perversions of desire than one that is not?
I asked that exact same question of a priest I f---ed recently, but I had a hard time holding his intellectual attention amid his fascination with the peacock feather shoved up his urethra and pasting Cheez-Its on strategic areas of my body using super chunky peanut butter.
7. What sort of people make a career of working with the dead?
Somebody's gotta do it.
8. If my web site did not exist - heck, the web in general - how would you spend the time that you now devote to it?
I apparently read and write much faster than you think.
9. Would America be a better place if her Christians were no more god-fearing than her jews?
Did I ever tell you my middle name was "Ventura?"
10. As a result of Luke's moralizing, I believe that some consumers of porn are cutting back on their consumption of same, giving them more discretionary income to invest. Which stocks do you suggest?
Mutual Funds are the way to go. My favorite is Fidelity Select Technology (market activity of week ending 1/28/00 notwithstanding).
Something More Blasphemous Than Rough Sex
Voyager7 writes on RAME: The considerable hairs on my back were raised in ire yesterday when I viewed a Shayla LaVeaux comp.... http://www.pleasureproductions.com/catalog/itemdetail.phtml?itemid=1019
First off, there is one scene, with Patricia Kennedy and a guy where Shayla is sporting luvly A/B cups, you know... natural titties. Very nyce specimen, too bad she hadda go "hardcore"...... but anyway..... Secondly, a scene where they had the Flag of the USA on the floor (gold fringe around it) and next to it on the floor, they had the Flag of the great porn-producing state of California..... Upon it, Shayla laid.....
Then, then, then..... Tommie-boy-Byron and Peter-Norad-Alert-North f---ed and made her suck them while she writhed her tushy upon both flags. Evidently tommie-boy-byron wanted to keep his good name, should he ever run for political office, cause he offered up one of his patented "phantom cumshots", thus not tossing his vital fluids upon the flag of this great nation and CA.... I am sure the white-trash within him, could weasel out of this predicament, ala beluved arkie-bill.....
Petie though, was caught up in the glamour of f---ing Shayla mish-style. He pulls out and his bazooka fires, creaming Shayla's face from a good 3 feet away and crazily lying down his vital juices from her forehead to her cunt......
Now, its too bad this scene was from a crummy Pleasure Productions "comp copy". It had the usual dark and orange cast to it that these people so luvingly want to toss off to us as product.... but I digress.... Just think when Petie is elected to office, and the opposition "finds" those cum-stained flags and does a patriotism gig on him. And I am sure they were stained with enuff DNA for sampling purposes.
NikkiFritz.com
I found out at CES that Sin City's director of marketing Nikki Fritz appeared in one of the first teenage sex flicks, 1983's Spring Break (the second R-rated film I ever saw). She plays the Corvette girl. She's lured into a room with another girl and two guys. Each girl takes her top off. After Nikki reveals her bosom, a man says "Those are Playboy tits."
TRV writes on RAME: Just took a cruise by Nikki's web site since she is the ultimate b-movie babe, and lo and behold, there appears to be forthcoming some pics of her engaged in some M/F action. Now, the guy she is pictured with (suggestively sucking the end of his belt, nothing too explicit in the preview pic) looks a little too unsettling for me to even want to see him do anything to Miss Fritz. C'mon, Nikki, get a guy who looks at least normal. No offense to him but the thought of that guy getting a piece of what many of us can only dream about is just damn painful. Ouch...
Question is: has anyone seen the pics? Is she finally getting some good action going on on her site? I love Nikki, but her site became boring with just weekly posts of nudes. If she's doing some half decent M/F or F/F (and not just smiling at each other) than I might consider coming back. Anyone?
A Prayer For Luke
Lord Peter Luther Christian writes: Dear Luke: My church group knows the trouble that you are in, and is praying for you a special prayer. Won't you print it on your web site so that others can join in on your behalf in the legal battles you are in? You are not alone!
DEAR LORD JESUS As you once hardened Pharaoh's heart, let you soften Luke's heart so that he can admit to you that he is a worthless sinner, a parasite on the fleshpots of sin. Please give him the strength to turn away from these his sins of shame. Let him place his faith in Jesus as God's Only Son and Messiah, and accept Jesus' gift of forgiveness from sin. Please give Luke the strength to fight the demonesses of harlotry and their disbelieving lawyer, spawn of Satan's people.
Sing it out loud - All Glory to the Lord and Savior, Jesus of Nazareth - God's only begotten Son! Yours in Christian Love, Peter Luther Christian, OBE
Perplexed in Modesto: "Reading the almost daily comments of that judgmental Christian who keeps trying to ram Jesus down your throat has stirred up a burning question in me. Are Jews as sanctimonious toward other religions as Christians are? You know the "my way is the only way to Heaven" superiority complex thing."
Luke: Jews don't believe that anyone has to become Jewish to achieve salvation, and that good people from all religions and peoples have a place in the world to come. So no, we're not. Most Jews have a quiet and sure sense of the worth of their own tradition and feel no need to bring anyone else into it.
Emmett writes: Dear Luke, Bianca Trump sounded truly pissed during your IRC discussion. I don't care even if she has a boyfriend, I think you two could be bed buddies if you....
1. Formaly apologize
2. Ban Brand X from this site.
3. Just say good stuff about her and promote her site
Reseasons why it would never happen.
1. Journalists never truly apologize for their Amendment Rights.
2. She brings more hits to your site and make it more interesting
3. This site is only to promote you. Oh well, it sure would be nice if it did happen. Damn Luke, you could screw just about anywoman in porn if you wanted to. I think what's preventing is your faith in Judaism. More power to you.
PornStarTrading.com
Session Start: Sat Jan 29 22:47:33 2000
<Diablo1504> this s--- has made linda look very bad and petty
<l-keford1> i just had a plea from a porner not to reveal kahn's real name,
<l-keford1> i agreed, i interview kahn tusion tomorrow
<JimGunn> Intersting Luke. i wish them well pushing the envelope.
<MikeSouth> I have a problem with these guys "pushing the envelope"
<MikeSouth> they can bring problems to me
<Trump> welll the ratings of the vid tell a different story
<JimGunn> The reality is this poses a real threat to the biz. But on principal you have to support them.
<TitansFan> The Cosa Nostra will become more involved if porn becomes harder to get. Everything will be more expensive
<Sultana> Luke is cute but no I will not f--- him
<Sultana> luke is a very sweet kind young man who only prints the truth and he know that pst is just for fun and he would NEVER print what we way in here :)
<Sultana> I like luke printing bs ,,,that is why his site is so funny :)
<JT> I use l-keford like Playboy... I look at the pictures :)
<CausingTrouble> rumor close to truth is one thing...scary lies that destroy peoples lives thats another
<CausingTrouble> don't you think you cross the lines sometimes luke?
<Trump> uggg
<TitansFan> I think reading l-keford.com is kinda like watching watching porn itself. Most folks don't admit to doing it, but they do
<MikeSouth> but luke rarely says anything anyway
<MikeSouth> his site just writes itself
<TitansFan> The only time I've had issues with Luke has been when people have gotten hurt by uncorroborated information. The Kristen HIV thing being an example
<MikeSouth> Ct no he repeats what they wish they HADN'T said
<CausingTrouble> regardless of what anyone says words can do great damage to people
<l-keford1> CT, i talk to people i have hurt
<l-keford1> yes i feel bad
<Sultana> I was wondering if luke says he is writing what someone said ,,,,,and never said he checked it out but just what ppl say .........why get hurt over it ,,,,,,,if you know yourself its just bulls--- ?
<TitansFan> Well when Luke quotes people it's their own damned fault, provided they did not ask him prior thereto not to publish
<l-keford1> The Kristen thing, I simply reported what AIM was faxing to people
<Trump> You have NEVER apologized to me
<l-keford1> for?
<Trump> so you dont feel bad for all the lies you have printed about me i take it?
<zoexxx> NOT
<l-keford1> i don't remember any signif ones
<CausingTrouble> have you ever hurt someone you loved with something you've printed luke?
<Trump> I have a solid punch
<Trump> remeber that
<l-keford1> Yes, many times
<l-keford1> but there are few people i love in porn, elsewhere
<CausingTrouble> why porn then
<Trump> I am in the first SOLID happy relationship in my life and you print that I club hop awhore 2 men at a time in my bed for free
<CausingTrouble> for money?
<CausingTrouble> attention?
<CausingTrouble> fame?
<l-keford1> all three
<Trump> sorry thats not signif enough for you
<l-keford1> Trump, I'm sorry if that made you feel bad.
<CausingTrouble> don't you have anything else that motivates you
<l-keford1> CT, porn is very empty. I use it to advance myself
<CausingTrouble> do you love what you do for a living
<Trump> gees luke you just dont get it do you
<l-keford1> CT, at times I love my work
<l-keford1> And i try to do good with it
<l-keford1> CT, I love it when I can nail someone who is doing bad,
<Trump> I dont feel bad you idiot....Joey feels bad....
<l-keford1> bouncing checks, screwing people, i love to do justice on my site.
<Trump> I am talking to a wall
<CausingTrouble> when do you hate it?
<Trump> the other joey....my male lover
<MikeSouth> I think luke does as much good as anyone...more than most
<CausingTrouble> Have you printed something on your website that you know is a lie yet you print it for the sure shock value of it
<l-keford1> CT, I never consciously print a lie that could harm people
<CausingTrouble> but have you printed something that you have known was a lie
<l-keford1> CT, people lie to me all the time in their interviews, yes
<Trump> he does that all day every day with BA
<l-keford1> CT, i try to expose liars, but subtly, i let them shoot their wad, and get back at them later
<l-keford1> Hey John Gotti, I heard that you wanted Melody Love to screw you, in exchange for getting her music auditions?
<Trump> i'm disgusted....and leaving....LUKE, for the record....I hope their lawyers fry your sorry ass for being the self centered idiot you are.
<CausingTrouble> So what do you when your 15 minutes is up
<johngotti> another day at the office
<CausingTrouble> i mean what's next after this
<l-keford1> good questions CT
<l-keford1> I dunno, I think as long as I want to stay in porno, I am going to have a huge impact
<feg> hmm, so what's this i read about BT doing time for trying to rob a john?
<l-keford1> There is no way I can be ignored as long as I find interest in my porn work
<CausingTrouble> Do you get pissed when people don't take you seriously as a journalist.. Do you think of yourself as a serious journalist?
<Diablo1504> feg, shes was found not guilty
<l-keford1> CT, I almost never get upset by anything anyone in porno biz says about me
<l-keford1> I am very hard to upset.
<Diablo1504> Sure you can read the whole story on Luke F-rds
<l-keford1> l-keford.com is not a serious work of journalism, though it contains some serious journalism
<CausingTrouble> in the last year what is the story you've been most proud of
<CausingTrouble> least proud of?
<l-keford1> I liked exposing Hyapatia Lee's faked death
<Diablo1504> Luke why is Regan Star the only one pissed off?
<MikeSouth> hehehe they wanna do a real rough sex...book BA and BT to work together
<Sultana> I think the storys of BA begging for money for printing her bull s--- info is cool too ,,,I think if it were not for BA lukes site would be full of blanks I vote he should pay her and get the poor women off of the food stamps
<Sultana> CT Lukes site is not serous so BA is perfect for his site ... she takes up so much room latley she should get something for it god she has been asking for something for a while now ,,,at least give the girl some cat nip
<l-keford1> CT, it is never ending
<CausingTrouble> and you should always admit when you are wrong
<l-keford1> There are always people doing rotten things to other people, who I want to expose and punish... and there really aren't any others out with the balls to handle the important stories
<MikeSouth> CT luke is right...the s--- is so deep in this biz you need f---ing wings to stay above it
<CausingTrouble> yeah but that's my point
<CausingTrouble> everyone knows it's on the shady side
<CausingTrouble> i mean i read some of this stuff
<CausingTrouble> and its like yeah, i expect it
<Sultana> Luke if you want to punish ppl that are really doing wrong maybe you should investagate crime and leave the f---ing to the pros
<CausingTrouble> but its not exactly like the porn business is known for being legit
<CausingTrouble> yeah but all the stuff that surrounds the industry is not legit usually
<l-keford1> Writing about porn is the easiest way I can make a living from writing what I want on a website, and it advances myself, and I feel that I do some good with it.
<Mastrick> I must admit I've been amused by the Vivid story
<CausingTrouble> people in the industry could be legit, but most the powers running and distributing it are not