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Friday, January 28, 2000
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Rough Sex 2
Regan Star tells Gene Ross about Rough Sex 2: "I was told that there was going to be hair pulling which is in a lot of videos, too. I couldn't finish the scene. You could tell. I got the s--- kicked out of me, but that was not in the program. I was not prepared to be roughed up that much. I couldn't stop crying for the rest of the day. I was traumatized from that video. They did not tell me that they were going to be literally hurting me."

More LGI Controversy
I hear that Bo aka John Kenney, owner of LGI, is feuding with Craig Vasiloff of XXXGen.com and Rob Spallone and James DiGiorgio and Kendra Jade. Kenney wants Vasiloff to buy Kendra's way out of her LGI contract for $12,000. I hear Kenney has also threatened Rob and Jim with lawsuits.

After reading my site yesterday, Kenney went ballistic, leaving angry messages on Rob's phone, and elsewhere. I hear that Kenney says that Rob and Jim are full of feces.

Friday morning, Rob Spallone called me to say nice things about Bo.

Rob: "Bo [John Kenney of LGI] is not a bad guy. Bo pays his bills. He had a little problem with Kendra. Bo has been around a long time and done a lot of business with people in the industry. Bo has no problem with me or Jim. Jim is in the middle of editing a movie for Bo. Jim wants to get paid and when it's done Bo will pay him. Bo is a man of his word as far as that goes. Kendra wants to sign a new contract with someone else. She has to work out her differences with Bo. She still has to do dialogue for the movie.

"I've seen Bo building websites for girls. He does what he's supposed to. He sends them a check every month. Bo can have your website up in one or two days, that is how fast he is. He can't make people come to your website. That's the girl's job. When a girl goes out on the road to dance and hands out her card, that's how she gets her customers.

"I've dealt with Bo. He's been a man. Bo called me up last night and left a message that if I have something to say, I should say it to him, not behind his back. I ain't said nothing about Bo."

Here is what Luke wrote yesterday Jan 27 that infuriated Bo aka Kenney:

Luke wrote John Kenney aka Bo Smith of LGIDistributors.com: "I'm hearing that Kendra Jade definitely wants to leave.. Are you going to let her? I hear she won't cooperate on finishing the WHORE movie? I also hear that you are having problems with Jim Gunn and other porners you do websites for? How big is LGI? How many employees do you have? You own a bunch of stores, right?"

XXX: "I guess Bo is f---ing around is not calling Kendra or Jim DiGiorgio back. He was supposed to call them yesterday. Kendra wants to walk out of the contract. XXXGen has offered her a contract. According to the lawyers, you can't enforce a contract for a porn girl, that she has to go f---. So these porn contracts won't stand up in court anyway.

"Bo wants to call Jimmy's movie 'Kendra Jade - The Whore.' And Kendra wants no part of it. She doesn't want to finish up the voiceovers on it. Perhaps she will finish it off if Bo will release her from the LGI contract.

"Bo is burning a lot of people now. A lot of people aren't happy with him. Jim Gunn is not happy with his site there anymore."

 
Vicious Vivid Bashing
Jenna Jameson writes: "First of all, anyone who says the Vivid girls are "skanky", is completely out of their jealous minds... The stable over at Vivid, is incredible... How could anyone put down Kobe Tai? Janine retired because she felt she was past all of this... Not because of Steve Hirsch... I think Vivid has never been anything but classy, including the girls! Thanx- Jenna."

Powow writes Luke: You have to stop this vicious Vivid bashing. Anyone with half a brain can see that Steve Hirsch is just following a time honored business tradition -- build up your brand name and then cut back on the product, saving production costs while riding your well-bought reputation.

He can probably ride that reputation for years before buyers realize there are better companies putting out better quality product. Meanwhile, he is going full speed ahead, offering quantity instead of quality, and is making a killing while he can.

It's no secret that Vivid's product is changing. Anyone with eyes can see that even the Vivid girls ain't what they used to be. Skanky thighs and junkie eyes. All the make-up in the world can't cover that kind of skeeviness.

Why do you think Janine retired? She realized that being a Vivid girl is no longer the glamorous. exclusive creature it once meant -- now it's just another high-priced whore with a fancy name. The two most beautiful girls, Lexus and Tia Bella, likewise made a quick exit once they got a whiff of the truth.

Hirsch is obviously testing the waters. He knows that what sells Vivid product is what's on the box, not in the box. As long as he pumps the money into promotion, buyers will keep buying, which means their competition will be denied access to the various lucrative markets Vivid owns.

Now that he's gotten salaries at Vivid down to the bottom of the barrel, the Vivid girls will be next, with their contract prices dropping and skankier girls filling the ranks of those who drop out.

You think some jaded German distributor is going to actually watch a Vivid movie when they're already sold on how good the product is by all the hype and advertising dollars?

Hirsch already has all the national and international buyers dazzled. When someone writes the definite book about the Rise (and Inevitable Fall) of the porn industry, they will note Vivid in the mid-90s as the cream of the crop (unless one of their competitors somehow eclipses them, which none have as yet)... and the late 90s as the beginning of the end.

I do agree with your warnings about the upcoming political elections. It will be the hubris of the over-exploiting porn producers which finally catches up to them, and those whose "nest eggs" aren't devoured in future litigation will be most likely grateful to retire outside of a prison cell. It's actually kind of sad that a business built on the art of "love-making" is so rife with bitterness and pathetic lonely people.

Costello writes: "Jenna's looking old too. There hasn't been that many decent looking Vivid girls. There hasn't been that many decent looking porn chicks. Just look in Playboy or go to Hooters and you'll see who beautiful women can be. Not an boney, scared titted Kobe Tai. Not a plastic Janine. Christy Canyon did way too many Vivid films past her prime. Same with Racquet. Taylor Hays, Get real. That's just sickly. And how old was Dyanna Lauren, 45. Whose that buck toothed Vivid girl? What's that. Hirsh just doesn't know what good looking girls look like. Jenteal was nice, Lexus was a babe. But Vivid never equals quality."

Boner writes that Vivid is going after the kids. "You really think Giuliani is going to go after the porn industry? Wait until the Senate gets word that Vivid is now advertising on MTV. And at a time when the tobacco companies with their Joe Camel tactics and the gun manufacturers are all being sued by different states. You gotta give Vivid credit for one thing -- they have more balls than brains!"

Scotty Schwartz writes: "Luke, I am in NJ and NY today, over the weekend, and Monday. I will be seeing a few of the big distributor's while I am here to continue my efforts to take care of the Max situation. I will be here discussing "automatic" orders and re-orders. It's 11 months to "D"-Day, when a republican is back in office and we have to get rid of the "very" questionable product out there. Hope all is well back in CA, it's cold here! Can't wait to come back to the sun and warm weather. The "Do Good'er" of the business Scotty Schwartz."

Urban Legends
Lynne L-patin says she found this list of urban legends on her floor:

1. You have to be really smart to get into the porn business.

2. Everybody in porno is rich.

3. Lubrication is totally unnecessary for great sex.

4. The porno business is full of runaways and junkies.

5. Porno executives never f--- the talent.

6. Bill Margold represents the porn industry.

7. You always know a porno movie's good when it gets five stars in Adult Video News.

8. If a girl touches your balls while she's blowing you, they'll fall off.

9. Adult video is getting better all the time.

10. Pornographers have great sex lives.

11. Girls love having dildos the size of Buicks rammed up their vaginas.

12. Jim Holliday is a gentleman and a scholar.

13. The porno business is a multi-billion dollar industry.

14. Porno offers equal opportunity for blacks.

15. Porn producers are really technical professionals who care about the quality of the product they're producing.

16. The sexiest girls are the ones with the biggest breasts.

17. All porn is shot by Hollywood guys on their days off.

18. Women have no pubic hair.

19. Foreplay is totally unnecesary for great sex.

20. The only place it's legal to make porn is in the San Fernando Valley.

21. A man would rather cum anywhere but inside a vagina.

22. Jef Hickey has no redeeming values.

23. Squirting is something other than peeing.

24. The porno business is a business.

25. You can actually make money writing music for porno movies.

26. Male porn performers are highly respected members of the porn community.

27. Porno is owned by organized crime.

28. John Stagliano is a typical heterosexual.

29. The best way to please a woman sexually is NEVER to touch her vagina or clitoris.

30. Girls love having things shoved up their asses.

31. Girls love cum in their eyes.

32. Porno movie critics have sex lives.

33. Max Hardcore is straight.

34. Silicone implants feel just like real breasts.

35. Everything in Adult Video News is the gospel truth.

36. Great sex is all about dicks.

37. You never have to blow anybody to get a job in porno.

38. All gay porno actors are gay.

39. All gay porno actors are straight.

40. Girls wear high heels to bed.

41. Ed Powers is a heterosexual.

42. Adult video critics are highly paid professionals.

43. Silicone implants look just like real breasts.

44. Most girls will blow you if you just ask them.

45. Pornography was invented in 1983 with the advent of home videocassette recorders.

46. Viewers don't get sick of the same phone sex ads used over and over and over again.

47. No one ever smokes pot on a porn set.

48. Spitting is erotic and attractive.

49. Two women having sex is not homosexuality.

Free at last, Free at Last - Shay Sweet Free at Last
I talked with Shay Sweet and Gina Ryder at 10PM Thursday night by cell phone. They were driving back from performing at a bachelor party at a luxury home in Dana Point, Orange County, overlooking San Juan Capistrano.

George Mactier wants to know: "Re. Shay Sweet/Gina Ryder bachelor party in Capistrano: Were there swallows?"

People can book Shay and Gina for shoots and bachelor parties through Allure at 661-294-1115.

I wince when I talk to the girls, because I know how often I've printed gossip about them without ever getting their side. How often I've allowed their ex-lovers to pound them, without mercy, on my site.

I've been too embarrassed to get their side. How do you politely ask, 'I hear that you're going to be DP'd by black guys?'

XXX: "Shay says she's now a human being. She has her own toys. And she can talk now. Shay's singing the Tom Petty song 'Free Falling.'"

I try to talk to Gina Ryder, but Shay Sweet starts yelling in the background. They're intoxicated.

Gina: "Ohmigoodness, it's the first time I speak to you."

Luke: "We've met briefly on a Michael Raven set."

Gina: "Yeah, and you've written a lot of s--- about me."

Luke: "True."

Gina: "We know how that goes. That's great. I totally appreciate what you do. I am just my own person. I don't mess around. I know how you run your site and people write s---. But I'm pretty honest..."

Luke: "That's very generous considering how people have gone after you through me."

Gina: "You get used to it and you kinda go with it. This business is never-ending. People will say whatever they want. I've enjoyed it. It's fun. It's interesting how many people are captured by what it is that you do, especially being Shay Sweet's roommate. She's my best friend in the world. We're on the same level."

Luke: "You guys are always showing up in my column."

Gina: "We're always laughing and going, 'Do you think people talk about us that much?'"

Luke: "I don't even have the heart to ask you about it when they talk about you, half the time."

Gina: "That's totally cool though. If you need to call us and ask us, then you call us and ask us."

Luke: "I just haven't had the heart."

Gina: "I knew that because after I had my whole big thing with my ex and I was around you, you would not even speak to me."

Luke: "I felt terrible."

Gina: "I knew where it was coming from and I can deal with it. I have nothing to hide... These people come to you and try to tell you that they have the whole lowdown on everything, but if you sit down with us, you'll know the truth."

Luke: "What I try to do is keep it funny. I take their exact words and usually people find it amusing."

Gina: "You can produce our Harley Davidson movie. And do your first boy-girl-girl, during Hanukkah.

"Shay and I have been roommates since last November. We've been doing a bunch of paintings and crafts. We live out in XXX, away from the Valley. And we come home and spend the most amazing time doing crafts, and rollerblading in the evening. Shay's doing a mirror that looks like a window. She's putting all these gems and rhinestones into it. And I've been doing tables for my computer table... We're looking at doing live feeds from our apartment."

Luke: "Didn't you guys all get your little finger tattooed?"

Shay yells: "We all got one but we're [Gina and Shay] the only ones who deserved it."

They tell me about their tattooed finger club with Tina Cherry and Violet Love. Shay's feelings oscillate between hate and love for Tina and Violet.

Shay Sweet, grabs the phone and says: "Tina Cherry is a cunt. I hate her. She's a bitch. Cunt. She wants to look like me so much. But f--- her! Her tits are too big. Her pussy smells and she looks like a cigarette. I'll kick her ass. I don't care... She's a bitch. Whore. She talks s--- about us.

"Her husband Greg, he f---ing sucks too. I will never work with him or her... Tina Cherry sucks my cunt. No one sucks my cock better than Tina Cherry. Tina Cherry can lick my ass.

"No one sucks my cunt better than Gina Ryder.

"Chuck Martino was supposed to have a really cool birthday party with us... But he was totally f---ed up and really stupid. He would've had a cool birthday party with us but he didn't play it like he was supposed to. He probably had his birthday party in his car.

"He wanted to do a threeway with me and Gina. And we turned him down."

Gina: "Chuck found out that I was supposed to have my birthday at Hustler Hollywood... Chuck talks s--- about me. And he says, 'We'll celebrate our birthdays together because we're both Acquarius. But Shay can't be there. That's not cool because Shay is my baby girl and I love her and I will do anything for her, no matter what Chuck says.

Gina: "People talk s--- about us and Shay Sweet is such a sweetheart. And Tina talked s--- about her. Shay called Tina the other day and Tina hung up on her. If people can't deal with the truth, that's cool.

"We're just all happy. We're going to be making money one of these days."

Shay comes on line: "Originally, it [the tattoo finger club] was me and Veronica [Violet Love?] and Sharon [Tina Cherry?] but we're the only cool chicks out of the whole thing. They f---ed us around. f---ing Tina Cherry is a cunt. She talked us into getting her tattoo. We didn't want to do it but she talked us into doing it. Linda [Violet Love] didn't want to do it but we talked her into it too and she knows that we're f---ing cool, that she couldn't say no."

Gina: "I'm not going to talk bad about anyone. They're all my friends and I'm not going to talk s--- about them."

Luke heard from his sources at the State Department that Violet Love replaced Gina Ryder as the woman in the his life.

Luke to Gina: "Are you guys friends with Violet Love?"

Gina: "I haven't spoken to her since the whole Kevin Beechum thing. That's ok. Life has been really good since then."

Shay: "We have nothing to say about that whole situation."

Shay: "We're happy with everyone and we're going to hang up now. We don't have anything bad to say about anyone."

I heard that Shay was feeling lost in the shuffle at Sin City and was not getting enough publicity. But when I checked with Sin City, I heard that they had booked her for many PR opportunities and she did not always show up or return calls. This week the TV show Blind Date called Sin City to use Shay.

CES 2000 Pictures
  1. Violet Love
  2. Violet Love
  3. Kevin Beechum, Violet Love
  4. Kevin Beechum, Violet Love
  5. Shay Sweet

David Sturman Admits He's A Cheap Jew
Luke goaded David Sturman, owner of half the western world in addition to Sin City and GVA West, into this email: "Luke, Just got back home today. Loved your last bit about Sin City. Your sources need drug tests. I was born at night, but not last night. I don't pay for blow job movies, they are done on separate productions for other movies and all the people involved are contracted and paid by that other production, so the bj movie is really free. Come on Luke, I'm a cheap jew."

Luke: "Did you try to Jew Shay Sweet?"

XXX at Sin City: "Luke, here is the scoop. Shay is a very emotional and somewhat, immature, girl. She is very prone to believe the bulls--- every and all porno sharks tell her. And believe me, she is hit upon daily. Someone promises her $7000 a month to strut around a house wired to the internet and she believes it. Someone who wants to get on the gravey train tells her that Sin City did not promote her enough and other such derisive stories. Sin City catered to her ever whim, getting her in many magazines to promote her and even letting her work as a receptionist even though her skills were not up to a professional level. They spent thousands of dollar in promotion and now Shay asks them if she could break her contract and only do girls to which they answered, "No prob". After her meeting, she then calls back within an hour to emotionally tell them that she no longer wants to work with Sin City in any way, shape or form. She was told that if she has a problem working with Sin City, then in her best interests, the contract would be torn up. End of story. Sin City only wishes her the best. This is not a story of a corporate porno conglomerate f---ing a defenseless young starlet. She was paid timely for every and all work preformed and was even used more often that the contract called for, at her request."

Pro Wrestling l-keford.com Style
Luken writes: I started reading your column several months ago when Paul Cambria "kicked your ass." In that radio interview, you admitted you make things up about Metro and everything else. This is like telling everybody you sell snake oil, and then trying to sell more snake oil.

I enjoy you as entertainment, Luke, but I would never take anything you say seriously. I certainly would not read you for the news. And of course I wouldn't believe anything you ever said about the business world (like Metro). As far as AIDS, a big maybe, but only if Sharon Mitchell is the source and only because it's Sharon Mitchell, the blood lady. And then your "iffy."

I can only imagine you continue to do these business articles as "fluff" to create an air of controversy for uninformed porn workers who can't possibly know better and think you must have some inside view of what's really going on in the world of business. It's an image thing, a fantasy of yours, in other words.

No, I do not believe these stories come to you at no cost. In fact, the reason I mention any of this is I believe it is terribly inefficient of you to be wasting your time on business stories that no thinking person would ever even bother to read or take seriously if they did.

You can't say "I make everything up" one day, " but read me anyway" the next, yet that's exactly what you did. Do you realize you have no credibility as a journalist? If not, you're out of it, man.

Once buyers buy any product and find out they've been screwed, they are no longer "believers" and will no longer buy from you. This is as true for l-keford.com as any other business. There's no escaping it, you can only look for new customers to fool.

If you hired a consulting firm, I'll bet your lack of serious credibility would become patently obvious to you. The number one finding would be "you have no credibility with your readers." That's got to be embarrassing for you. Essentially, you're wearing no clothes and are the only one who doesn't realize it.

The point is you can be far more effective not wasting your take making up stories about things that won't be taken seriously anyhow...like the world of business...why are you wasting your time?

I'm completely baffled, and I believe anyone reading your site for the first time goes away shaking their head...who does this guy think he's fooling?

If gossip is your specialty, Luke, fine, but you are intelligent enough not to waste your time. Why are you doing so?

Also, the impression of any intelligent reader of Luke F-rd would be "Here's this young guy who got lucky once with this AIDS story, and now he's just desperately trying to do it again, and making a rather pathetic mess of himself in the process. He has no morals, or ethics, or sense of professionalism." I'm just giving it to you straight, man.

Unfortunately, you have no way of knowing your actual measurable impact on sales at Metro or anywhere else. You can only imagine in your own mind you are having some dramatic impact because that is exciting to you. As in marketing, however, without measurable quantifiable results you're just proceeding blindly. An honest study would no doubt show you are having no impact on Metro or anybody else, because you are no longer taken seriously by anybody.

My heartfelt input is just to find your niche in people gossip or whatever, but stop wasting your time on phony business issues just because it makes you believe you are important, when you're totally transparent to everybody else.

Again, I'm saying this because I imagine you must spend a tremendous amount of your day on these unbelievable and unread stories. They simply feed your ego, and you must know it. Just to make my point completely clear, I would compare your brand of journalism with Pro Wrestling.

You should be deeply embarrassed to have your name on it. As you often say whenever discussing journalistic reliability and emotional issues "I do not care." How sad! A good journalist, and certainly a good writer, needs his feelings too...where did you leave yours, Luke?

You are also proceeding blindly without your feelings. Do you realize that? And it's really insulting to think you can tell us you're lying and then expect us to go on believing you. Are you nuts or do you just think we're that pathetic?

Pathological lying may work for you in your personal relationships, Luke, but in the larger world of adults and business you're only fooling yourself. Keep up the gossip, lose the news angle. You aren't news, and you're really just embarrassing yourself. Just a few honest words spoken sincerely by a buddy.

And one more thing I need to get off my chest, Luke, so allow me too. What you did to XXX was unconscionable and absolutely indefensible, and-- I know you have a lawsuit pending-- but I would like to hear you say so, and also apologize to her some day. The dumbest thing I have ever heard you say was "Well, it sure looked like her..." Unbelievably dumb, man! If you think you have any credibility after that, you're crazy, and I know you aren't crazy. Don't beat up on yourself, just get it together and be a big success in your next career on the Web.

Paul writes: Luke, I just wanted to drop you a line and tell you how I appreciate your cite and the gossip it provides. I crack that boy open like the morning paper and get the new info on all the freaks of the industry. I liked you report about Darrin Star, the guy from Melrose, he seems pretty shady. Anyway, more reports on Jenna J and her future would be greatly appreciated. I wanted to give you some props on your cite, it allows my boring days of grad school to move a little faster. Take Care.

Pat Riley writes on the newsgroup rec.arts.movies.erotica (RAME): "4-Play (Ed's movies) and Zane almost totally condom-free these days. Only when the girl (or guy) is a known condom user (like Tedeschi) do you see one. While PUL is still condom friendly, Rodney's Creme De La Face is condom-optional, mainly free."

Porn Net
  1. Porn webmaster Viking writes on http://www.condomproject.com/msgboard/:

Epoch should close the accounts which have more chargebacks than MC and Visa allows. These accounts are just bad business for everyone involved. If you have to many chargebacks then here are a few tips for you:

- do not promise something on your tour which you can not fulfil

- place an easy to find cancellation link on your tour and inside your members area

- if your members can lookup their account info or refesh their username/password online, then place an easy to find link to this service on your tour.

- make sure that your .htaccess directs all 401 errors (authorization required) to a page which explains how to lookup username/password online or get in contact with support.

- have 24/7 e-mail support (surfers which can not enter your site after they signup, are getting frustrated and angry and will think about how to get their money back). A good idea is to have an autorespond e-mail address, which sends a mail with details about how to lookup username/password online, and how long before they can expect to receive an answer from support.

- make sure that the name/text which shows on your members CC bills also is avalible as a .com domain (some members will type-in the names which are printed on their CC bills). Refesh this domain to the cc-processor or your own support area (best option could be the to the cc-processor, since it could a suspicious wife/girlfriend investigating her husband/man... if she finds out it is a pornsite, he will deny that he have signed up and will most likely chargeback)

- cancel all accounts/users when you find out that they are trading or posting on password sites. There is a very high risk that these accounts will chargeback.

- if you have resellers then keep an good eye on them. Fake CC or stolen CC are used by some criminals to make signups=cash at your program. Most of you already know the above and you also know that there are many more tips/tricks to keep chargebacks from your site. If you run a good site, with good support, then you should be able to keep the chargebacks under 1%.

Leading porn webmaster Rich Botto writes: When we left Epoch, we were responsible for 12-18% of their overall billing depending on who you spoke with. Here's the thing...When I demanded our database from DMR 2 years ago, it was because we knew they were having problems. I had no doubt they were going under...It was a matter of time. The snowball was already rolling down hill back then...And when it comes to processing, there's no stopping the impending avalanche once that snowball gets rolling.

We did not leave Epoch for the same reasons. Yes, we had our problems with them and they have been well documented. But, there were other reasons we moved to Jettis...To this day, Epoch still handles our check processing. If I was worried about getting paid, that wouldn't be the case. There are some good people with great ideas over at Epoch. I happen to believe that Jeff is one of the most knowledgeable people in the field. He is certainly on top of the latest news and trends. Now, that's not to say that they are immune to the same problems that plagued DMR.

But, if you know anything about what DMR went through, you know that most of their wounds were self inflicted and they didn't have the first clue how to stop the bleeding. I think Epoch has some more smarts than that from my experience. Again, that's not to say they are bulletproof...Processing for this industry isn't the easiest thing to manage. Especially now. The lesson in all of this is something your momma told ya when you were realllly small: Don't put all your eggs in one basket. Diversify.

Luke Gets Mail

Schme writes Luke: whats your problem bro...im tired of reading all the jew s---..its pretty obvious you have real insecurity problems..why not blame the jews. try blaming your parents or maybe yourself for not taking education seriously....duh. you might find that you were wasting your time blaming others for your misfortune. why not read a book rather than try to get under peoples skin out of sheer desperation for attention. but i doubt it...you like the chaos......you thrive in it...and im sure youll pass it on to your kids who will blame jews or someone else for their lot in life to...go boy go.

Goddess writes: I'm agreeing with NJG on the fact that some of these vids are over the top, but you CANNOT start banning stuff because SOME people find it PERSONALLY offensive. The only reason we can even WATCH adults vids is because of our personal freedoms. Now she wants to limit someone else's? Doesn't work that way, NJG.

Questions for Brandy
Anon writes: My sex life is on hold until you reply. I do not understand the logjam, but I am extremely patient, so don't fret about it. I am glad to wait for you. However, I do have some new questions, which are more psychological in nature. I once had a friend who said he resolved never to get into a girl's pants without first getting into her mind...would that strategy work with you(just kidding...I'm a nice guy and would not try to get into your pants, Brandy).

My 1st question is: Have you ever filmed a sex scene that was so hot that you masturbated to it afterwards in private? If so, are there any scenes that you have added to your permanent masturbation repertoire and masturbate regularly to?

Part 2: A study of college girls shows they only masturbate once a month on average. How about you? How often and what are your favorite masturbation fantasies? Do you tend to fantasize to elaborate scenarios with relationships and plots, to thoughts of a guy's personality or face only, or do you prefer physically graphic sexual images with lots of rough handling? Do you wait until the feeling to masturbate becomes so overwhelming that you feel compelled to masturbate? Are you ever alone, always alone, or most always alone when you masturbate?

Part 3: The way I fingerf--- a woman is to use my finger to push her clitoral hood and genitals all the way into her vaginal hole, then I let her genitals slip off my finger back out of her hole, then I start the whole process all over again until she climaxes. Am I on the right track? Do you prefer to be fingerf---ed a different way? Are there in fact different techniques for fingerf---ing?

Part 4. When your lovers get angry what stereotypical names do they typically call you (slut, whore, etc)? Does any of these words hurt you more than the other (another friend told me bitch hurt the most)? Do you ever feel the need to justify that you are not a prostitute because you have professional sex? How does a girl right the money-for-sex thing in her own mind, how do you rationalize it, and is it something that you find yourself constantly justifying to yourself in your own mind? Do you feel you are being completely honest with yourself that you are not really a prostitute or do you have some lingering guilt? Do you believe the world will ever understand?

Part 5: Have you ever felt traumatized by anything that happened to you sexually while filming? Did you ever feel traumatized about being groped or sexually used by the actors who were having sex with you and did the raw sex ever bother you later? Do you ever have "flashbacks" when you remember really nasty things that were done to you sexually during films?

Part 6: Do the men on the set(directors, cameramen, actors) think you're an easy mark?

Part 7: Do women like feeling "f---ed"? Do you feel you are a whole person during private sex sessions, or do you feel compromised as a woman in some way by your profession, even with you private lovers? Are your real-life lovers more considerate and sensitive than your on-screen f---s, or do they expect the same thing? Do you ever watch your movies together, and are you asked to perform the same sex acts you did on screen?

PLEASE DO NOT TAKE MY LAST SET OF QUESTIONS AS ASKING FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO USE MY OVERSIZED DICK LIKE EMMETT SAID. I don't need any advice...I have given up on intercourse altogether and I just jerk off alone now. On the other hand, I would be fascinated by any personalized comments you care to share with me and the audience.

Brandy writes: I'm sorry Anon, I'm out of the Q and A business for Luke F-rd. See yesterday's column for details. Your questions should be directed at Zoe, XXGen's Q and A columnist (Luke's site is sponsored by the same company that publishes the magazine). I'm not sure you'll get the same quality or in-depth consideration of your queries, but maybe they are only after fluff.

Chaim Amalek writes: Since I rather like her writing (even when, or especially when, she is in a pissing match), but understand her reluctance to answer all comers for free, here are some (mostly) porn-free questions for her:

1. If an egg is hatched on the jewish sabbath, is it kosher?

2. Was Germany really a nation of "willing executioners" during the Hitler era? (Writer Fritz Stern does not think so.)

3. Does the caloric value of bacon diminish as the fat on it is carbonized as it is cooked?

4. Are some human races (as the term is commonly used and understood) smarter than others, and if so, is it because of their genetic makeup?

5. Does the availability of pornographic imagery heighten or decrease the incidence of rape?

6. Is a priesthood sworn to celibacy more prone to perversions of desire than one that is not?

7. What sort of people make a career of working with the dead?

8. If my web site did not exist - heck, the web in general - how would you spend the time that you now devote to it?

9. Would America be a better place if her Christians were no more god-fearing than her jews?

10. As a result of Luke's moralizing, I believe that some consumers of porn are cutting back on their consumption of same, giving them more discretionary income to invest. Which stocks do you suggest?